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20109187 No.20109187 [Reply] [Original]

how can i make free money?

>> No.20109252

>>20109187
Crime

>T. Former criminal

>> No.20109254

>>20109187
vechain
>buys 2000 VET for 15 dollars.
>vechain gets to $2
>cash out 400 bucks
>profit???

just suck dick for a meal all the way until then
>nothing changes for op until vechain gives him $400 bucks

>> No.20109268

>>20109252
can i do crime online?

>>20109254
can i do something with 0 money? like borrow and do some shinanigans

>> No.20109270

>>20109187
nothin' free in this world

>> No.20109283
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>>20109270
>he doesn't know

>> No.20109290

>>20109268
>can i do crime online?
ever heard of cyber criminals?
>can i do something with 0 money?
Yes actually, you can get a wagecuck job for starters. Then work your way up

>> No.20109299

>>20109290
>ever heard of cyber criminals?
what crime can i do with no budget?

>> No.20109321

ASKO divs

>> No.20109326

>>20109299
Oh it's simple. You just, you know, hack people that's it.
You go up to your PC and say "Hey computer, install some ransomware on someone's computer". That'll make you a millionaire in like, a month.
If you want more info you can go to >>>/g/

>> No.20109339

>>20109326
any crypto related crimes besides begging for donations?

>> No.20109350

>>20109339
If you're too stupid and lazy to research things why did you think you'd ever be able to make money?

>> No.20109357

>>20109187
no troll, you cant.

>> No.20109364
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>>20109290
>grab pen
>write list of the uniform for your new job you just got (assuming you applied and arent a lazy nig).
>panhandle for a few days
>save maybe 15 bucks for uniform clothes.
>keep eating for cheap

protip: if you apply at a mcdonalds they will let you have food for cheap and free work shirts(most chains will do this)

>t. former homeless drunk kitchen employee

>> No.20109365

>>20109350
i can give it a try, that wouldn't hurt

>> No.20109366

Create uniswap scamcoins

>> No.20109378

>>20109366
>Create uniswap scamcoins
i'm a major in cs, is it hard? is there a tutorial or something

what scamcoin would you like to see?

>> No.20109384

>>20109365
Actually it would hurt a whole lot considering you're trying to do illegal shit. Even dumb script kiddies end up getting serious sentences for fucking around and finding out at their local public wifi hotspot.

>> No.20109396

>>20109187
step 1: be a bank
step 2: originate a loan

>> No.20109465

>>20109366
ok, nvm, you need eth deposit for liquidity.

any other crypto related shenanigans?

>> No.20109541

>>20109384
Bro just use VPN. Why are kids so stupid?

>> No.20109565

step 1: get 15k
step 2: set up a masternode

>> No.20109575

>>20109565
15k XSN

>> No.20109578

>>20109187
Draw and commission furry porn

>> No.20109581
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>>20109541
And where would that infallible VPN be hosted? Please enlighten me

>> No.20109582

>>20109575
REroll

>> No.20109591

>>20109299
I didn't commit crime online, but when I was 16 I made 4000$ in 2 months stealing Diabetic Test Strips and reselling on eBay

>> No.20109605

>>20109578
>Draw and commission furry porn
do you know any platform for buying/selling commession? i could do furry porn arbitrage, best idea so far