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20060943 No.20060943 [Reply] [Original]

Did they hear me?
i'm scared

>> No.20061065
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>>20060943

>> No.20061127

>>20061065
please tell me, i need to know!

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>>20061127
they know anon, they know

>> No.20061271

>>20060943
imagine the smell. at least you got a job nothing to be scared of.

>> No.20061314
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Does anyone else enjoy watching people's feet under the stalls as they poop? I like watching how people squirm or shift their feet whenever they go number 2. The middle stalls are the best for this.

>> No.20061316

>>20060943
fart again harder, except this time also yell out "boy, I hope nobody hears or smells my fart" to the entire room. if nobody says anything and the room goes dead silent you're good

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>>20061314

>> No.20061516

>>20060943
I did this once, they laughed, I acted like nothing happened. Nobody said anything.

>> No.20061643

>>20061314
So does this make for an honorary foot fag? Or...

>> No.20061750

>>20060943
what did it smell like

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Tried to run cover for ya anon, but they fn know bro. Hide immediately

>> No.20062387

I farted at work and it cleared a room..... I work with girls so they told my supervisor and he just laughed
This is a true story

>> No.20062943

>>20061750
horrible

>> No.20063293

>>20060943
What did you have for lunch to give such gas?

>> No.20063857

>>20060943
where were you?

>> No.20063880

>left out a big fart
>someone walks into office right after

every time

>> No.20063941
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>fart in grocery store
>move into next aisle immediately, before the stink hits
>watch/hear people's reactions through the shelves

>> No.20063987

>>20060943
>fart
"Must have been the dog"
>there is no dog
>there's no one else in the room

>> No.20064095

>>20063941
based af

>> No.20064156

unironically the best off topic posts on this website on here
how is /biz/ so based?

>> No.20064512

>>20064156
i've noticed this too. no idea

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>>20060943
She farted in my house

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>loud wet fart
>everyone surely heard it
>save face by doing a loud SNNNIFFFF
>'OHHHH GOD YEESSS'