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>> No.20054201

>>20054193
>implying

>> No.20054270

>>20054193
Imagine making fun of this on /biz/ of all places. kys

>> No.20054279

>>20054193
that's exactly what I did. I blew it all on chainlink. Now I'm 10 times richer

>> No.20054401
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>VANGUARD ETF

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>>20054401

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>>20054193
Unironically this.

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>>20054193
>The day is July 24 2020. You wake up as the sun starts to rise. You don't need an alarm anymore. Two naked women lie beside you. You don't recognize the second one. She must be a friend of your girlfriend. You really need to lay off the cocaine. You're starting to get sloppy.

>You check your blockfolio, the value of pivvr increased by 5x while you slept, the new hype Wasape was talking about must have been better than expected. You think back to a month ago. You only bought 1 eth in the presale but when pivvr hit 100x you suddenly had 100 eth.

>You were very tempted to sell at 5x,10x,20x but you forced yourself to hold. You sat on your hands. It was even harder to hold when bitcoin did 20x hitting 200k each, but you told yourself that this is your last chance. You thought about how much you would hate yourself if you sold too early.

>Finally when you had $2m in ether you sold half. You couldn't resist any longer. Now you hate yourself for it. If you would have waited that $2m would be $10m by now, and you use a lot of cocaine and ketamine to distract yourself from the fact that you could have bought a yacht if you just waited a little longer.

>You push the new girl aside so you have more room to stretch and she yipes and shrinks away. You look around the room for the drug plate and do a line of ketamine mixed with cocaine. It's OK you tell yourself, $2m is a lot. But inside, you are screaming.

>But you will eventually get over it and stop using drugs. After all, it was only one eth.

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>> No.20054814

>>20054551
DCA into well diversified market tracking index fund each pay period, retard.

>> No.20054838

>>20054193
That's a rare wojack

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>>20054193
>STABLECOINS ARE THE BEST INVESTMENT IN DEFI

>> No.20054913

>>20054193
Cope, I live in a cuckshed and have about 7 years of savings if I had to live on it exclusivly. Women wont bang in a shed though but I havent had to work in 5 years. So I guess I get your point.

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>I live in a cuckshed

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>>20054193
>its easy. When I was your age I had a house, two cars & a 2 years emergency savings reserve in my 8.8% passbook savings.
>getta job faggot
>cracks sips

>> No.20055190

>>20054551
Imagine having to cherry-pick you graph to a 2 year period in order to pretend to have a point.

>> No.20055264

>>20055009
there's literally nothing wrong with the products in your image except to the extent that switch controllers suffer from joycon drift

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>>20055264
>there's literally nothing wrong with the products in your image except to the extent that switch controllers suffer from joycon drift

>> No.20055510

>>20054813
FUCK OFF

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