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[Anonymous No.20034978]

im 17 and i have no knowledge of the mechanics of finance or business. but i wanna learn how to trade stocks. WHERE DO I START? Got any tips for someone like me?

[Anonymous No.20034994]

>>20034978
First, unlearn racism and whiteness

[Anonymous No.20034997]

>>20034978
All in Chainlink muddafugga

[Anonymous No.20035008]

>>20034978
SS + GOMAD

[Anonymous No.20035060]

>>20034978
ALL IN CHAINLINK

[Anonymous No.20035114]

I found this website that has lots of beautiful helpful people reddit.com

[Anonymous No.20035132]

>>20034978
Dont trade, its basically gambling with educated guesses. Instead learn to invest. An adage
>time in the market beats timing the market
One of the best investment strategies for growing wealth are S&P500 index funds. There are a bunch of videos on youtube explaining this kind of stuff, just dont get wrapped up in the allure of trading.

[Anonymous No.20035141]

>>20034994
The holohoax never happened but should have and i*rael has no right to exist, all j*ws are fake Hebrew's and are child sacrificing canaanites.

[Anonymous No.20035153]

When I was 13 I watched that Episode of Futurama where Hermes invested into Amazon. I told my dad I wanted to put £100 in and he told me not to do it.

F

[Anonymous No.20035164]

>>20034994
Why is the Nazi a hippie?

[Anonymous No.20035196]

>>20034978
learn how to read financial statements, learn what financial ratios means, or you can draw meme lines on a graph, whichever you want.

[Anonymous No.20035203]

>>20034994
Heil Hitler

[Anonymous No.20035204]

>>20035164
it's an edit of a "stonet*ss" nazi comic

[Anonymous No.20035212]

>>20035008
Also this, but dont overdo the squats, you'll look like a chicken nugget

[Anonymous No.20035216]

>>20034978
Step 1: install robinhood

[Anonymous No.20035220]

>>20035204
Hey jew how does it feel to know your children will be hunted like rats

[Anonymous No.20035241]

>>20035216
Can minors open their own brokerage accounts?

[Anonymous No.20035343]

>>20035220
Isn't it the current nazi line that White Genocide™ and The Great Replacement™ are taking place and wh*tes will be extinct soon? lol

[Anonymous No.20035375]

[Anonymous No.20035388]

Gonna shill Webull here. It's way better than Robinhood for serious investing, and I don't think you're gonna find better than it before you have to start paying fees somewhere.
The data I notice is much more accurate, more order types (and orders actually seen to fill more) a LOT more market data, and full after hours trading.
I don't really see any reason to use Robinhood unless you hate yourself or are content to use a basic bitch interface.
If you want to help an anon shit in a toilet, here's a referral for free stonks.

https://act.webull.com/v/2GygSQPyqm1z/6gm/

[Anonymous No.20035410]

>>20034994
>Commits Terrible Genocide
>Better document this in incredible detail, with no propaganda that it's not happening
Sounds like the Allies propaganda machine was capitalized by a certain group so that they could milk it to death. No reason it should be illegal to deny if it's so obvious it happened.

[Anonymous No.20035432]

Don't trade like Yolowolf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZcIZFlvwA

[Anonymous No.20035450]

>>20035410
Denial of communist crimes is illegal in many countries where denial of the holocaust is illegal. Does it follow that communist crimes did not really happen? Otherwise why is it illegal to deny them?

[Anonymous No.20035455]

>>20035388
The secret that no one will tell you is that all fundamental/technical analysis is worthless in 2020. One meme and it all goes down the toilet or through the rough. Robinhood just took a KISS philosophy, just need a line graph and google to trade, let's be honest here.

[Anonymous No.20035511]

>>20035388
Dude did you seriously steal my shitty write-up I posted here? >>20034919

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.20035522]

>>20035450
Could be. Wouldn't even surprise me at this point. So glad I live in the huxley-dystopia of the US. That Euro-Orwell shit sounds like a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.20035546]

Start by having a healthy savings account. 3 months worth of expenses.

[Anonymous No.20035588]

>>20034994
This but unironically.
>>20034978
Start with just buying index fund like VOO and SPY. While you get comfortable with market fluctuations, look at companies financials of companies you like and understand like gaming or tech or something close to you. Then eventually you'll better and better at valuations and market sentiment.