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20025305 No.20025305 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>fat bank account of crypto gains
>"accidentally" leave bank statements around at work
>QT sees it
>"a-anon... Is this real lol"
>took her to pound-town, she was wet as hell
>kept whimpering about how she has student debt and shit
>"I'll pay it all for you"
>she climaxes immediately
>I nut hard and raw, fucking Yellowstone of baby batter
>never talk to her again
>never pay
>still have my crypto gains
>feels good
>pic related

>> No.20025359
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>> No.20025381

>>20025305

The king of all drinks, Dr. Pepper, has been around since 1885 [In contrast to Coca-Cola first appearing in 1886]. Better than Pepsi, Coke, and RC Cola combined, Dr. Pepper owns my taste buds for life. In a recent study, scientists tell us that Dr. Pepper is scientifically proven to be 1,000,000,000 times better than any other soft drink. The secret 23 flavors in Dr. Pepper are what keep people coming back for more. It goes great with any meal; breakfast, lunch, dinner, or a midnight snack. I like it, personally, because it is much more syrup-y than those other drinks. Pepsi is too bland, and Mountain Dew is too citric acid-y. If it was healthy to bathe in Dr. Pepper, I totally would. I would like to thank pharmacist Charles Alderton for inventing it, and my mom for letting me drink it.

>> No.20025386

>>20025305
ok but do you get digits

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>>20025305
Congratulations on your future lawsuit

>> No.20025461

>>20025305
But she's a man

>> No.20025497

>>20025305

what i don’t understand is how come all of your nerds on here don’t do something similar or just photoshop a bank statement or something. if most of you are so worried about getting female attention just start lying and shit.

>it’s literally that easy

>> No.20026405

>pump and dump some roastie from work
>she feels anything other than absolute joy so it becomes rape after the fact
>hr probably already swabbed her hole for your cum
>get called in for conference by hr roasties, they demand DNA sample
>turns out this is mandated by your employment contract buried deep with all the non-competes
>commanded to produce sperm sample in front of hr workplace inclusion taskforce
>only material allowed is blacked.com rimming videos approved by local University professors
>fired for rape if you cum, fired for racism if you can't
>such is life in clownworld