/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19996295]

>you will never be swallowed whole, eaten alive
why even invest

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/messy-divorce/

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Sub 2999 dummies:
>>19994234

[Anonymous No.19996319]

anime.

[Anonymous No.19996320]

Nobody knows who I was in the last thread :)

[Anonymous No.19996327]

>>19996320
Yeah you were the faggot, I remember you.

[Anonymous No.19996330]

>>19996320
I know...

[Anonymous No.19996334]

reboasting
>>19994773
That's not necessarily a bad thing. War with China is inevitable. The earlier is comes, the larger the American military advantage. America is like Britain in 1920 right now. Economy's smaller than America, but Britain is sitting on more battleships than God. Britain couldn't keep the Royal Navy at "kick the entire world's ass" levels for long and neither cab America. Go now or fight a much less decisive, much more dangerous war in the 2040s.

[Anonymous No.19996335]

>>19996320
No one cares

[Anonymous No.19996336]

>>19996320
well I know you're not gookfag

[Anonymous No.19996344]

>>19996281
Wow, you mean statistically speaking from the death data that they're making bizarrely hard to find nearly all the deaths of Covid are over the age of 70? Hmm, I think the best way to combat this is to put 45 million people out of work and then when you so graciously ALLOW the peasants back work, force retarded mask laws that that require you to wear an ineffective bandanna across your face even when you're alone in an office.

[Anonymous No.19996348]

>>19996294
white founders including thomas jefferson wanted no police force

back in the day you barely needed police because there was no crime

if everyone was mandated to own a gun you wouldnt need it and violent blacks would get obliterated in 2 days

the problem with not having a police is theyre not making sure everyone is armed to be ready to police themselves

not that police are good

[Anonymous No.19996349]

>>19996320
Everyone knows who I was in the last thread

[Anonymous No.19996375]

Hey gookfag, they were just talking about South Korea on Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.19996387]

Inb4 300 posts of bearcuck cope

>muh virus
>muh niggers

[Anonymous No.19996394]

>oil -2%
i've lost 30k
this will be my last post ever
bye boys

[Anonymous No.19996409]

>>19996394
better luck next time, anon

[Anonymous No.19996410]

>>19996394
are you an oil baron

[Anonymous No.19996411]

>>19996394
whyd you do options dude

im riding my oil stocks to the firmament

[Anonymous No.19996422]

>>19996394
do a flip faggot

[Anonymous No.19996427]

>>19996394
See you next week
try to refrain from the oil futures in the future lad

[Anonymous No.19996428]

Check out the idex ticker on st and yahoo finance. Nothing but fucking shills and bots. How are these chinese companies allowed to get away with such blatant stock manipulation? Fucking absurd

[Anonymous No.19996429]

>>19996394
nigga how hard did you lever that

[Anonymous No.19996431]

>>19996394
Try a Hail Mary in a penny stock. Maybe CLSK

[Anonymous No.19996436]

>>19996394
I made 16k shorting it, lookin for china to push it below 35 in 30 min

[Anonymous No.19996440]

>>19996428
Several decades of them buying out pathetic shill western politicians.

[Anonymous No.19996448]

LONG
DIABETES

DXCM & LLY

>>19996409
I am going to open your skull and pee directly in your brain.

[Anonymous No.19996458]

>>19996091
>>19996154
Give me more DD on RTX. Can we get a DD on LMT and BA?

[Anonymous No.19996459]

>>19996411
>criticizes options Rooiner fren
>GUSH on margin
kek

[Anonymous No.19996461]

WHO HERE ASX?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19996477]

>>19996461
>straight line down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19996482]

>>19996459
i got out of most of my margin on robinhood i only had 1k borrowed which is interest free

ill ride gush to however long it takes never selling my gush

[Anonymous No.19996492]

GREEN MONDAY:

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST DAY IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY?

[Anonymous No.19996496]

>>19996461
where are you buying in?

[Anonymous No.19996510]

>>19996448
kek ayaswan loves that subject

[Anonymous No.19996512]

>>19996492

Is there even a single thing to be bullish about?

[Anonymous No.19996525]

>>19996458
just buy XAR and ITA

[Anonymous No.19996531]

>>19996512
you can feel bullish about your beach bod with this one clever trick

[Anonymous No.19996547]

>>19996510
Yeppp you posted that one gril with the top of her head missing and I still Can’t get it out of my mind kek

[Anonymous No.19996559]

>>19996512

Bullfags killing themselves tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19996572]

>>19996510
Guro just isn’t sexy in my mind though. It’s just cartoonish like pee.

[Anonymous No.19996573]

>>19996496
probably never at this point

>>19996477
its recovering!

[Anonymous No.19996575]

>>19996525
Too little movement. Rather buy DFEN if I were to do XAR or ITA.

[Anonymous No.19996583]

If I wanted to dump a small portion of my income into something like 25% SPY, 25% QQQ, 25% SOXL, 25% YOLO (something like ARKK), how exactly would I do it (technically speaking) with something like TDAmeritrade? I can only buy whole shares at a time.

[Anonymous No.19996589]

can't wait for the 2nd wave

[Anonymous No.19996590]

>>19996531
I'm listening

[Anonymous No.19996607]

If we open green we are gonna ROCKET off of resistance. Load up on TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.19996611]

>>19996583

What do you mean, how would you do it "technically speaking"? How much money do you have available to invest?

[Anonymous No.19996612]

>>19996295
Strapped in with BRK.B, WFC, And OXY
hope this investment pays off

[Anonymous No.19996619]

>>19996607
you don't understand the true nature of the crab

>>19996575
you don't understand the true nature of the crab

[Anonymous No.19996622]

>>19996589

You’re gonna be waiting a long time. Notice how all they talk about is positive tests now instead of deaths? No ones dieing anymore doom and gloom faggot. Onto the next catastrophe I guess. I can’t imagine being such a failure that bad things make me happier.

[Anonymous No.19996623]

>>19996589
All this time the medical industry was wasting hundreds of millions on N95 masks when a piece of cloth could filter down to 0.01 microns this WHOLE TIME. Holy shit it sure is cool of Covid to reveal this racket. No wonder healthcare costs so much.

[Anonymous No.19996626]

gold bulls thinking some more about maybe something

[Anonymous No.19996633]

>nigger riots
>rapefugees
>bat soup
Where the fuck do I put my money? Every corner of the Earth seems fucked long term.

[Anonymous No.19996635]

>>19996295
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BLOODIEST MONDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET!!!???????

[Anonymous No.19996643]

>>19996623
Most people aren't even wearing N95s now. It's all custom fashion masks made of, I assume, cotton/poly blend.

[Anonymous No.19996644]

>>19996626
Gold doesn't pay you to hold its bags. Tankers are a better investment.

[Anonymous No.19996647]

>>19996633
bat soup was in february dude

where do you people even hibernate at

fucking hell

[Anonymous No.19996655]

>>19996611
I have $5k sitting around and I am willing to throw another 500 a month into it. The real question is, how do I throw $500 a month into a 25% SPY, 25% QQQ, 25% SOXL, 25% YOLO portfolio? I guess I could save up the 500/month for an entire year and then invest that $6k into it.

[Anonymous No.19996656]

>>19996590
The answer is in the pic.

[Anonymous No.19996665]

>>19996356
tried to find the interview on youtube but it wasn't showing up
https://streamable.com/eat02q

[Anonymous No.19996669]

You guys don't understand.
I figured out Warren.

>Be Greedy When Others Are Fearful
Buy low.
>Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy
Sell high.

[Anonymous No.19996673]

>>19996643
Still expensive and not available everywhere are they? Figure those are going straight to hospitals and retirement homes and such.

[Anonymous No.19996676]

>>19996647
Did they ever even say conclusively where this shit came from

[Anonymous No.19996679]

>>19996647
Over 1 billion ching chongs exist.

[Anonymous No.19996680]

>>19996643
The point of my shitpost is that is so insanely nonsensical to encourage people cover their faces with thin pieces of pillowcase on a level far and away anything I could even think to compare it to.

[Anonymous No.19996688]

>>19996680
I agree the whole thing is retarded.

[Anonymous No.19996695]

>>19996482
>he laughs at anon playing options
>he doesn't own xop
>he has gush

[Anonymous No.19996696]

>>19996583
>put cash in trading account
>Divide cash into quarters( ie, 1000=4x250)
>buy $250 worth of shares in desired equity
>?????
>profit

[Anonymous No.19996698]

>>19996669
what if half of the people are fearful and half of the people are greedy

[Anonymous No.19996700]

>tfw Monday is gonna be my 6th massive green day in a row
God this feels so fucking good

[Anonymous No.19996699]

>>19996655
>boomerfolio
If you want to invest like a boomer then just ask a boomer investment manager. I'm sure your brokerage has one that does free consultations. Mine does

[Anonymous No.19996715]

>>19996669
sounds like some kinda TA voodoo to me tbhfamtbh

[Anonymous No.19996716]

>>19996623
Something that pisses me off about Trump is that he blew his chance to get the country to get united. Imagine if he said everyone can pitch in and make masks out of towels, clothes, or make actual masks for people with sowing machines. It could've been the most wholesome thing America has done since Ronald Reagan. It really sucks.

[Anonymous No.19996718]

>>19996655

If you can only purchase whole shares, you obviously won't be able to. You'll have to stagger your purchases to keep the levels close to 25% each.

[Anonymous No.19996725]

>>19996695
whats xop the same thing but just unleveraged?

i dont really care if my gush sinks to 0 for now as long as the leverage kicks in when it goes back up

[Anonymous No.19996726]

>>19996676

Shhh don’t ask silly unimportant questions like why or who goy. We’re all in this together after all.

[Anonymous No.19996734]

>>19996623
>All this time the medical industry was wasting hundreds of millions on N95 masks when a piece of cloth could filter down to 0.01 microns this WHOLE TIME. Holy shit it sure is cool of Covid to reveal this racket. No wonder healthcare costs so much.

lolwut? N95 masks give nearly 100% protection from inhaling covid laced droplets if worn properly. Cloth/surgical masks, which most people wear, only give around 20% protection, and that's if you wear a perfect fit, actually have them properly worn, and never touch the mask yourself.

[Anonymous No.19996736]

>>19996716
Well seeing as none of that is effective and is like pretending the TSA makes flying safer and he tried to do the scientifically correct thing until Saint Fauci the Keebler Elf saw his time to shine for the cameras was finally here I'd say the whole situation was fucked from the start.

[Anonymous No.19996739]

>>19996716

I actually thought Trump would be like Reagan and move to unite when he got elected, but nope, he just doubled down on pandering to retards.

[Anonymous No.19996740]

>>19996700
Hahahahhahaa

[Anonymous No.19996744]

>>19996695
We already know gookposter is an arrogant faggot that argues from a position of ignorance

[Anonymous No.19996755]

>>19996734
Are you fucking retarded or something? Can you not use context clues to determine sarcasm? What am I asking, they probably don't even teach Language Arts anymore, probably replaced with Social Justice Front Holes & You or some fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.19996758]

You retards, the mask isn’t meant to FILTER OUT the individual viral particles. Those are too small. However the viral particles TRAVEL on droplets of moisture. Some of these are stopped by even a thin mask, but more importantly the velocity of the droplets is reduced so that instead of spewing around the room they will mostly just stay where they are or waft down onto some surface.

[Anonymous No.19996770]

>>19996716
Please dude, where the fuck have you been? If Trump did that how many articles do you think you would see with the headline

>"Trump claims that masks made out of towels and clothing will help stop CoronaVirus. Here's why he's wrong"

[Anonymous No.19996779]

>tfw finally learned how to ask out women

I’m going to fucking make it, bros.

[Anonymous No.19996791]

>>19996758
With no regulatory standard the mere idea of mandating this bullshit should have been laughed out of any policy making meeting but this is clown world we live in. Better put on the wet toilet paper over your face or go to jail now.

[Anonymous No.19996799]

>>19996779
i dont think ill have the courage for that ever

i rely on prostitution

[Anonymous No.19996802]

>>19996758
Sloppy (((job)))

[Anonymous No.19996804]

>>19996739
If you haven't conceptualized that it does not matter what he does - that the MSM will say that it's wrong and he should have done the opposite, you are beyond saving.

[Anonymous No.19996809]

>>19996127 #
Name another special interest with such universal political subservience

[Anonymous No.19996810]

>>19996758

Yeah yeah. Or you can just not be a weak puss to begin with. If you get deathly sick in the middle of summer you’re a Melvin. If it were winter even I would be concerned, but it ain’t.

[Anonymous No.19996812]

>>19996755
>Are you fucking retarded or something? Can you not use context clues to determine sarcasm?

Sorry I read it again with the context of sarcasm and yes, now it's obvious. I've been having to talk to people who genuinely think cloth masks are a suitable replacement for actual real masks all week long and can no longer immediately tell the difference between someone sarcastically saying that cloth masks are effective and someone saying cloth masks are effective as a "fact."

[Anonymous No.19996815]

>>19996758
Read up on all of the things a virus does and how they work
Then read what you said and consider you are suggesting they can be stopped by just making them take one extra turn
Then kys

[Anonymous No.19996825]

>>19996804

He regularly put his foot in his mouth at the task force meetings. I don't pay MSM narratives any mind either but it's clear when he's ad-libbing to cover for his lack of knowledge about something, and he's also really bad at it.

[Anonymous No.19996833]

I dunno about anywhere else but here the only people who do the mask wearing thing are employees at work now. The average joe/jane customer in general don't give a fuck. I sure don't give a fuck about it. I wear one when I go into work but that's it. Only cause I got to.

[Anonymous No.19996841]

>>19996825
Donald Trump has an IQ of 120 absolute maximum

[Anonymous No.19996845]

>>19996725
i used to be annoyed by this gookposting but i wont lie bro some of those pics kinda hot though

[Anonymous No.19996848]

>>19996348
I think a police in some form would be ok
They should under no circumstances have more rights than the common Citizen, but just be normal people who get paid to solve crime professionally

[Anonymous No.19996850]

>>19996758
I mentioned it in an above post, but surgical masks only filter out around 20% of droplets, and that's why they're worn PERFECTLY with you NEVER TOUCHING THEM, which like, nobody ever fucking does. Im willing to bet masks have made things worse as people stop practising social distancing as much because they genuinely believe their thin layer of cloth acts as some sort of fullproof barrier.

[Anonymous No.19996853]

>>19996833
even in march i would intentionally get too close to people and piss them off

i almost wanted to film some of these satanic karens informing me of social distancing policy in their store

god damn corona is literally a made up media hoax that never existed i was going out MORE during march and laughing at everyone

and speeding down the empty streets having fun

[Anonymous No.19996858]

>>19996755
Anon tone does not always translate well via text. It’s why you must never try to be sarcastic when talking to women via text, unless you throw some smiley faces in there.

Oh shit I just realized why that girl didn’t pick up her phone. God that was dumb.

[Anonymous No.19996870]

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[Anonymous No.19996875]

>>19996833
I live in a city of 80k and no one is wearing a mask. My state went back into lockdown. Only about 1in5 stores are enforcing the social distancing. Everyone was wearing a mask 6 months ago because bushfire smoke was killing people, the government didn't have to tell us.

[Anonymous No.19996881]

>>19996850
Yeah, telling people that standing 6 feet apart does something when a cough propels droplets 30 feet and sneezes propel them 100+ feet is just as much retarded bullshit as the mask nonsense.

Telling people to wash their hands is advice that has actual scientific evidence.

[Anonymous No.19996882]

>>19996848
nah theyre corrupt you give them a little bit of your freedom and they take infinite more

you cant let another person have the power to tell you to pull over and hand them your documents

its all bullshit control that the founders never wanted

its a disaster and people should be their own militias

[Anonymous No.19996885]

>>19996870
uuhhhh

[Anonymous No.19996899]

>>19996804

Because everything Trump does is a one sided political stunt that is pretty much engineered to piss off 60% of everyone which appeases the 40% of people who get off on agitating people. The entire Trump platform is supporting whatever other people don't like. Its not hard to act like a retard / troll. Its hard to actually build a platform that meaningfully changes things in a way that benefits everyone. Trump is not able or didn't try, so he has achieved nothing but 4 years of agitating people against each other. He only motivates his base to support him out of manipulating them to hate his opposition though fear mongering and pandering to prejudice.

[Anonymous No.19996910]

>>19996899
>people don't want to secure their country bro

[Anonymous No.19996921]

>>19996885
sorry, staring at SPX futures on 1 minute candles makes you go crazy over big green dildos

[Anonymous No.19996926]

>>19996715
how can she be cute and also slightly sinister at the same time?
it must be magic ~

[Anonymous No.19996928]

Of all the p.c shit now. they're wanting to take John Wayne's name and remove the statue of him from the orange county airport. Over an interview he gave in 1971. Never mind that the man's been dead since 1979.. Like why does it mater now..

[Anonymous No.19996936]

Here comes the green futures

[Anonymous No.19996938]

We green now

[Anonymous No.19996942]

>>19996928
He's a white male. That's the crime committed. It's social marxism if you haven't picked up on that yet.

[Anonymous No.19996944]

One thing that is a little funny about how the corona narrative has changed even on 4chan is that early on, notably pre-crash, people thought we were in end times, and that the media's narrative at the time of "the flu kills more people than corona, stop being racist to Chinese people" was the midwit retard stance. Now it's flipped and everyone is acting like the midwit retard stance is to take it seriously. I understand the reasoning, but let's not pretend people weren't mocking the "if I get corona, I get corona" miami beach frat boys back in March.

[Anonymous No.19996945]

And just like that futures went green, where are all the bears who were proclaiming bloody Monday again? Looks like you got cucked bear bros, it just keeps happening and you never learn do you?

[Anonymous No.19996952]

Is this the fabled golden bull run that will never end?

[Anonymous No.19996954]

OHNONONO BEARKEKS WHAT HAPPENED?

[Anonymous No.19996955]

>>19996944
/cvg/ were a bunch of schizoposters and you need to stop pretending 4chan, with its hundreds of millions of visits, is representable by a few people you've seen post.

[Anonymous No.19996959]

its literally going to open green guys do you really think it will continue to dump? here are a list of reasons why you are a retard and i am not:
1. you're gay
2. airlines booking max capacity
3. increase in cases not deaths
4. you're gay
5. futures are trending upward
6. its fucking independence day holiday week
7. you're gay

[Anonymous No.19996964]

>>19996944
It's almost as if we know more about the virus in June than we did in Feb.

[Anonymous No.19996971]

>>19996779
how did you do it?

>>19996910
it would be nice if he had actually done anything that he campaigned on
he had four years, all that happened was more money to Israel

[Anonymous No.19996975]

>Futures crabbing red and green
>no news on stimulus
>no cure update
>likely more infected with Coronita-chan over the weekend
>Texas, who spearheaded re-opening is on verge of shutting down again
>Texas already has curfews this past weekend
Even if tomorrow is slightly green, Tuesday will be a massacre

Who's seriously buying tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19996982]

>>19996955

/smg/ was equally full of doomposters talking about how SPY was going to 150 and the DOW to 10000 and how millions of people were going to die. I think what started changing the narrative was hospital workers dancing on tiktok. That was the first crack in the dam

[Anonymous No.19996984]

>>19996971
https://www.promiseskept.com/

[Anonymous No.19996985]

>>19996975
What is it about this chart that says to you "we're all dying oh fuck shut everything down"?

[Anonymous No.19996986]

>>19996975
>Who's [...] buying ?
funds

[Anonymous No.19996987]

>>19996910
-10 Reading Comprehension

>>19996928
OK great but how does the effect the P/E ratio of West Japan Railway Company

[Anonymous No.19996989]

>>19996944
when the media is announcing stuff on tv my life did not change you could have ignored it

and not believe in it

only npcs can be effected and controlled by what the tv is saying

i went out knowing for a fact i couldnt get corona because theres no such thing

the only thing that change is they forcibly shut down non essential stores which pissed me off because i couldnt go to ross when i needed underwear

i still went to every place i normally go to

[Anonymous No.19996997]

>>19996964
I knew it was a nothing burger in June and that's still what I know

[Anonymous No.19996999]

>>19996944
In jan and feb it was unclear the real cfr. Until we got diamond princess results.

Market underestimated contrarioy and got btfo in march but oversold.

[Anonymous No.19997004]

>>19996985
The spike was just now, deaths come in 2 weeks to 6 weeks after the patient goes symptomatic, and 4 to 10 weeks after initial infection.

[Anonymous No.19997008]

Bears again completely BTFO

>betting against America

[Anonymous No.19997012]

>>19996975
I'm buying in the form of cash covered puts

[Anonymous No.19997011]

>>19997004
Love it. Just keep increasing those time tables. 10 weeks now huh? So fucking impressive. Science is settled!

[Anonymous No.19997018]

>>19996899
Checked but I'm yet to meet someone who doesn't get a rise out of agitation when they're part of the opposing group. Edward Bernays writes about how opposing groups will naturally seek to confront, agitate and crow over the opposing group regardless of if they're even correct.

Stop empathizing with either group. The two party system is a form of dialectic manipulation it must fall.

[Anonymous No.19997019]

>>19997011
Not sure if retarded or merely pretending.jpg

[Anonymous No.19997021]

>>19997004
Our treatment is up to 10x better now.

With multiple cures in phase 1 and 2 with doses reqdy in august

[Anonymous No.19997022]

>>19996882
>you cant let another person have the power to tell you to pull over and hand them your documents
That would be more rights then the common man
They should solve only real crimes
Someone has to talk with people, gather evidence on murder scenes and so on
Its better if these persons knows what they are doing than if someone destroys evidence out of foolishness
Private detectives could do that but at that point they would kinda be working as police

[Anonymous No.19997032]

>>19996959
>airlines booking max capacity
only AAL is and they're about to get #metoo'd so fucking hard over it.

[Anonymous No.19997035]

>>19997004
a month and a half? i'll have to wait an eternity for cheapies.

[Anonymous No.19997036]

>>19997021
There is literally no treatment lmao
>phase 1 aka it doesn't outright kill someone within 10 seconds of application
>worth anything
My fucking sides. Why is nu/biz/ so retarded?

[Anonymous No.19997037]

>>19997018
Invest and get the riches fed crumbs. Can live a nice modest life. They le

[Anonymous No.19997040]

>>19996985
not to mention the death numbers are already inflated by false causation. hospitals have a financial incentive to claim deaths as corona related. they'll use any excuse to claim it as such. deaths from corona are even being counted by people who die but were never tested, they just assumed it was corona. true death number is well below what you see.

[Anonymous No.19997049]

>>19996989

You didn't have to pay attention to the mainstream media to think corona was a new kind of animal. Chinese social media and energy consumption reports were enough to convince people that this wasn't just the swine flu

The corona = spanish flu 2.0 narrative sell signal to me was when my lib friends who were previously pushing the "stop upsetting chinese people" meme flipped the script and began blaming trump for jeopardizing the lives of millions of americans

[Anonymous No.19997050]

>>19997035
Stock prices will probably react in advance of the release of any death stats for a variety of reasons.

[Anonymous No.19997066]

>>19997019
I just think it's honestly impressive that no matter what happens, no matter how clear it is that this was a bag of shit incorrectly identified as Super Black Death and now we';re all being forced at gun point to go through the motions regardless because everyone at the top is too embarrassed to admit how wrong they were - because their big mouths cost 45 million people their jobs and wiped out global economies for the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.19997070]

>>19996989
did you have to go out without underwear on...

>>19997050
the market doesn't care about deaths, unless there is a risk of shutdown (there probably isn't, no matter what the numbers are)

[Anonymous No.19997072]

Follow biotech nerds on twitter

Not the phd but those in startup crowd they have best info. They called mortality reduction eons ago and knew the best treatment strats

[Anonymous No.19997077]

>>19997004
stop moving the goalposts fucking retard hapooner. the maximum time for incubation was 2 weeks, don't use the extreme to set the standard, average is closer to half that amount of time. we're really looking at about 3 weeks max, on average, to determine whether or not someone will die from goyrona.

[Anonymous No.19997078]

>>19996987
Also what artistic soul is going to photoshop every anime popsicle into candlesticks?

>>19996944
>let's not pretend people weren't mocking the "if I get corona, I get corona" miami beach frat boys back in March.
I still firmly believe that this is the correct stance even now.

It’s a new virus. We don’t know what the long term effects are. There is evidence to believe it may enter neurons, which is one way other viruses lie dormant in the human body and become recurring conditions. People are being put on dialysis because of the kidney damage.

You don’t need to enter a bomb shelter but but you should treat it as a a pathogen with unknown long term consequences. The likelihood of it improving your life is very small.

And that guy was just such a fucking retard zoomer. But I guess most spring breakers are.

[Anonymous No.19997083]

>>19997008
I’m a bull but tomorrow is going to be red, my friend

[Anonymous No.19997086]

Shill me something that isn't at the top of its 52 week high also whats the best way to find new stocks

[Anonymous No.19997089]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19997095]

>>19996779
How?
Don’t just post this and not explain

[Anonymous No.19997098]

first thing u do when media presents a new story is determine is it real or is it not real

and for corona i found out within a few days because they had that hospital in italy they said was new york and they had mannequins in the bed

and you could tell it was all crises actors making up stuff

very early

if u never followed sandy hook you wouldnt know that theyve done this type of stuff many time

>>19997022
so you believe in publicly funded detectives

because some private guy cant do it? why not

police dont even bother investigating shit because the government is so poor and mismanaged they just tell you youre fucked half the time when you got your shit robbed

to be fair

public police dont do anything they write it down and say welp we will tell you if we find him

cya

>>19997049
china being the starting point of a fabricated fake virus plan

doesnt mean that it was real virus that could infect people

bill gates already had drills for "coronavirus" a few months before it happened

[Anonymous No.19997099]

>>19997078
Yeah it can effect neurons and central nervous system. They even tested on brain organoids and have proof.

[Anonymous No.19997101]

>>19996799
It took me a while to learn how to do it, fren. To put it in perspective, I'm 26 years old. It's like jumping into the deep end, you just have to overcome your fear and do it. I've been with prostitutes before, and I wince at the thought of it. Asking women out has been the basic mating ritual performed by men throughout all of human history. Imagine being so weak and risk averse that you fear asking out women.

[Anonymous No.19997115]

>>19996944

Covid was a hoax, until after the stock market crashed, then its the greatest gift to failed political leaders to blame as the scapegoat for all our problems. And so history was rewritten that covid caused the crash.

The real sequence of events is different. Starting with the 2018 crash reaction to rate hikes, fed having to intervene in repo market in sep 2019, first time since 2008. By dec 2019 fed was having to pump 100 billion/day to prop up short term credit markets. By jan 2020 markets are melting up, people warning of bubble, GDP growth slowing (<2%). Then the liquidity crisis causes stocks to crater in late feb / early march.

But we all know it was the covid shutdowns, announced late march that retroactively caused the crash. Now they have us asking what shape the recovery will be, how quickly will we recover to great economy we had in jan? "Great" economy with <2% growth and only if you believe the government's fake inflation rate.

[Anonymous No.19997118]

Lets be honest. This virus shit has been a colossal fuck up from day one. There's really nothing more you can say.

[Anonymous No.19997119]

>>19997032
>United, which originally said it was limiting advanced seat selections, now said it never put a cap on capacity or blocked middle seats, according to a company spokesperson. United said customers are contacted 24 hours before departure if their flights approach full capacity "so they can decide whether to adjust their plans before they arrive at the airport." If a traveler gets to the gate and more than 70% of customers on that flight have checked in, customers will be allowed to adjust their plans.
>JetBlue said it would have empty middle seats through the end of July.
>Delta said it will cap cabin seating at 60% in the main cabin, at 50% in first class and block middle seats through the end of September.
>Southwest said middle seats will remain open through the end of September.
Too lazy right now to google the rest but DAL and LUV are increasing the capacity slightly through September
tl;dr u r wrong

[Anonymous No.19997125]

>>19997086
>throw dart at list of stonks
>go all-in on whatever you hit
it doesn't matter anymore, you can buy anything. i recommend going long in bankrupt companies in particular.

[Anonymous No.19997126]

>>19997099
>believing media fearmongering
ngmi

[Anonymous No.19997128]

>>19997083
>hello fellow bulls

[Anonymous No.19997134]

What's your price target for Qantas? When should we get in?

[Anonymous No.19997136]

>>19997086
just buy XAR and PNC
practice using the tradingview screener to look for stocks

[Anonymous No.19997137]

>sp500 futures 3015

[Anonymous No.19997142]

>>19997078
>anime popsicle into candlesticks
million dollar idea chief

[Anonymous No.19997145]

>>19997018
>Stop empathizing with either group. The two party system is a form of dialectic manipulation it must fall.
There he is... the most based poster I’ve ever encountered, and he didn’t even talk about cunny or not respecting women... truly a rare and precious breed.

[Anonymous No.19997149]

>>19997126
Studies and media wont touch. Its why it can fuck up smell so long.

[Anonymous No.19997155]

>>19997004
Daily new cases never fell that much, they bottom out around 20k before this increase

[Anonymous No.19997161]

>>19997115

Corona wasn't a hoax. I'm not going to argue that point because it's wrong. I do think it was a godsend for the democrats though. Probably single-handedly cost Trump the election

[Anonymous No.19997162]

>>19997149
Itz only smellz

[Anonymous No.19997166]

>>19997018

But muh left n right and niggers n white

[Anonymous No.19997167]

>>19997035
>The extra $600 unemployment stimulus ends at the end of July.
>If nothing is on the table by then there will be another drop.
>Protests are still ongoing
>Niggers still nigging
>oil us still in shitter

Outside of a random lucky spike, followed by a massive drop, really don't see this week going green desu

[Anonymous No.19997169]

>>19997101
you fail to understand that its a whole persona you have to put on

asking a women out isnt the end of the story

you have to say the right things the next sentence and the next sentence

youre not escaping youre trapped in hell because you pretended to be a outgoing social normy when you first met that person

and then you fail to live up to expectations when they realize youre an anti social autist

you cant keep the hoax running

unless you took like xanax and only met up once every weekend

[Anonymous No.19997172]

>>19997155

They fell by about 50%

[Anonymous No.19997175]

>>19996665
>https://streamable.com/eat02q
Thanks pal!

[Anonymous No.19997178]

>futures go slightly green
>starts going flat at around 0.5%
>bulls throwing fireworks and shit
>3 hours before premarket open
>MASSIVE, GIGANTIC, COLOSSAL RED DILDO


EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME LMFAO

[Anonymous No.19997181]

Im trying to get the FUCK out of my xom position rn FUCK i hope we go green tomorrow i need just a .60% bump for limit sell

[Anonymous No.19997188]

>>19996700
What are you holding, anon?

[Anonymous No.19997189]

>>19997161
Well its a godsend for a lot of people. Free money, paid vacation from work (I still get paid in full but I only go in as needed), cheap stocks. cheap gas. It's like I've retired early or something to be honest.

[Anonymous No.19997190]

I will buy some of dat RTX
Maybe it drops more for cheapies, but there is very little downside left

Unless ultimate cucking ofc

[Anonymous No.19997192]

>>19997012
Total Chad move, same.

[Anonymous No.19997193]

>>19997066
Yeah it's true. But ultimately every single thing that happened was politics on every level, nothing else. Public health professionals do not have as a mission to keep each person healthy, but rather to have people act in a specific way, usually to minimize costs. China was being china, and beside it couldn't take the hit alone or it would have been too far behind Russia, the US, and even Europe so they maximized their advantage using this black swan. Republicans and democrats fought their own political wars. You think the dems who claimed trump was rayciss for asking for flight stops didn't know that by inviting people to mingle it would cause more cases? That was a ploy mostly aimed at demanding gibs from the federal government. That's also why they want to keep everything closed. Same with how they greatly encouraged the BLM protests, above all else it was to ensure a second spike. Conversely, trump used the opportunity to close the border at multiple levels and cut h1b's, again fully political, part of which required him to vilify china as he did to foster support by rising xenophobic sentiment at least temporarily. Who defunding and such is also political and also required to play the covid hand. Same with jpow's BRRR machine, another political move to try to stabilize the death of zombie companies that were fake and gay since 2008, trying a controlled bubble pop via the covid excuse and realizing shit's not working at all.

[Anonymous No.19997195]

>>19997178

Bobo are you okay
Bobo are you okay
Are you okay Bobo

[Anonymous No.19997196]

look at this

[Anonymous No.19997197]

>>19997161

I disagree. If Trump wins, it will be because of corona, otherwise there would be nothing to blame the economic collapse on.

[Anonymous No.19997198]

>>19997178
>futures open red
>bears doompost between taking care of their girlfriends son
>recovers
>they cope on a Thai fishing forum

Bears confirmed chinks

[Anonymous No.19997200]

>>19997169
see this isn’t a problem if you don’t have a mental illness

[Anonymous No.19997205]

>>19997178
Yeah, every single time the last three months, right?

[Anonymous No.19997206]

WHERE IS POW???

>>19997190
Don't buy RTX dude. They are going to drop more.

[Anonymous No.19997208]

>>19997077
Incubation is 2 weeks, after the 2 weeks symptoms show up and last up to 2 to 6 weeks.
2+2 = ??? 2+6 = ??????

[Anonymous No.19997210]

>>19997195
HEY DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.19997211]

>>19997196
>>19997195
wow....

[Anonymous No.19997213]

Leave the second wave to me.

[Anonymous No.19997215]

>>19997167
You think Mitch really wants to let another mortgage crisis happen by holding up relief money, so asset values plummet and his friends can buy land and stocks cheap?

I don’t know. I really don’t.

I’d say it’s political suicide, but the polarization is so severe that voters disregard anything bad they hear about their identified tribe to blame the other.

[Anonymous No.19997218]

>>19997189

Agreed, I was actually feeling pretty burnt out around Feb and kind of wanted a break from the grind anyway. I've tended to take a lot of time off between jobs and spring going into summer is no better time to relax and enjoy the sunshine. I have plenty in savings too so I'm not that nervous yet

[Anonymous No.19997225]

>>19997206
Why tho

[Anonymous No.19997227]

>>19997213
wait I own all of those companies
good show Jerome :^)

[Anonymous No.19997229]

>>19997213
>coke and Pepsi “mostly high quality”

Lmao coke and Pepsi will be the top drinks in 1000000 years

[Anonymous No.19997230]

>>19997200
well i do have some form of mental illness because i have been a neet for 11+ years and never had a girlfriend

dropped out of hs at 15 y/o

i know im a strange individual who doesnt align with anybody else so it makes me feel inadequeate and fearful in social interaction

i look at the floor i give a weak hand shake
etc etc

[Anonymous No.19997236]

Can’t wait to sell the top of the next imminent pump then buy at a discount AGAIN lmao imagine being a bear

[Anonymous No.19997237]

>>19997197
Spy might be higher in nov because of this

But unemployment still fucks him

[Anonymous No.19997245]

>>19997213
That’s today?
What the fuck? KO and PEP can’t possibly need funding right now, can they? Was there not enough demand on the public markets?

[Anonymous No.19997246]

>>19997230

Who finances your lifestyle anyway? Parents? Trust fund? Dead grandma?

[Anonymous No.19997248]

>>19997230
It's something you can, and have to practice to get better at it, anon. You must will yourself to be better or at least try.

[Anonymous No.19997254]

>>19997213
Based fed pumping the riches bags

[Anonymous No.19997272]

I got a feeling we'll be getting another round of checks. Can you imagine telling voters "hey we could've helped you but we didn't?" Uh yeah that really works well at the ballot box. Mitch and Trump both want to stay in office.

[Anonymous No.19997279]

>>19997213
Sara is qt!

[Anonymous No.19997286]

>>19997197
>I disagree. If Trump wins, it will be because of corona

CNN and the NYT have psyopped the fuck out of anybody who's dumb enough to vote in the first place. If the election were held tomorrow Trump wouldn't get a single battleground state.

I'm waiting for the debates though, Joe doesn't have the brain matter to compete with Trump rhetorically anymore. If dems get the debates cancelled for "public safety" reasons it's over

[Anonymous No.19997287]

>>19997254
Fed purchases

[Anonymous No.19997289]

>>19997248
i dont want to get better

getting better means you give the manager a firm handshake and look him in the eyes

i dont like those men

im againsts it fundamentally

its called being a normie or a wagie

whatever u want to call it

theyre not really human

i think my mental way of looking at things is proper

in the sense that i just would rather pay a prostitute than put on a whole show for somebody and act like im chad

its not my personality i fundamentelly dont want to be a copycat clone of chad

i kind of weirdly want to be this awkward guy but hate the consequences that you are left alone

[Anonymous No.19997293]

>>19996853
damn you’re a badass.

[Anonymous No.19997294]

>>19997245
They're paying off their old higher interest debt by issuing these lower interest 2% commie bonds they know the Fed is gonna buy. It's a rigged game, mom and pop don't get shit.

[Anonymous No.19997295]

>>19997230
it all makes so much sense now. I'm sorry for making fun of you gook poster. I hope you find a young korean girl that barely speaks any english, so she can't realize your autism, and you can say all the wrong things, in the wrong way, and it won't matter. Because she also can't due to her linguistic limitations(srs)

[Anonymous No.19997296]

>>19997245
Maybe the point is to push the money that would be buying those KO bonds into other places ?
;^)

[Anonymous No.19997314]

>>19997145
Cunny party when?
The only politicians I could ever respect

[Anonymous No.19997316]

>>19997289
Its like a medieval dude going innawoods instead of being a peasant

[Anonymous No.19997321]

>>19997172
Yes, like I said, they never fell below about 20k/d. The fall in deaths had been much more significant than the fall in cases

Cry moar happonooor

[Anonymous No.19997323]

>>19997213
>(((Eisen)))

[Anonymous No.19997324]

>>19997286
Reviewing the raw data for the votes as well as the polling bias reveals a different story. Close to 53-56% trump advantage if they are to be trusted. Given biden is fucking biden, this is still frighteningly low, but nothing like the media reports.

[Anonymous No.19997326]

>>19997004
>4 to 10 weeks
What's bad is people actually think this. How long until people start to mystify it like acid and say that it could manifest symptoms years after the fact

[Anonymous No.19997332]

>>19997213
Does that mean my KO stock gets pumped indirectly as well? Nice
Or are they talking about cocaine. One cannot be sure anymore...

[Anonymous No.19997333]

>>19997245
>>19997296
Forcing tina

The game is rigged buy the fucking index if you missed march

[Anonymous No.19997339]

>>19997321
>The fall in deaths had been much more significant than the fall in cases

Yeah I know, but you're wrong, they fell to almost 15K, and falling by 50% is still a lot

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19997340]

>>19997245
>That’s today?
>What the fuck? KO and PEP can’t possibly need funding right now, can they?
They don't need to be auctioning off bonds now for there to be KO and PEP bonds on the market, to my understanding.
>Was there not enough demand on the public markets?
The fed is buying corporate bonds. They picked KO and PEP.
The fed has simply chosen to pump cash into the market by buying corporate bonds in addition to government bonds.
There's always room for more demand.

[Anonymous No.19997344]

>>19997326
Imagine being this clinically retarded. Those are the exact same numbers we've had since january.

[Anonymous No.19997348]

This is what I’m having for dinner. Say something nice about it.

[Anonymous No.19997360]

>>19997348

Looks healthy. Did you cook it yourself?

[Anonymous No.19997363]

>>19997287
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies," Jefferson wrote. " If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around (these banks) will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."

but at least my robinhood line go up 2%!

[Anonymous No.19997366]

>>19997348
Eat raw brocolli

[Anonymous No.19997368]

>>19997348
Potato salad is the best

[Anonymous No.19997369]

>>19997348
Blessed normie

[Anonymous No.19997377]

>>19997348
those look like ribs?
where is the BBQ sauce bro

[Anonymous No.19997379]

>>19997348
It's looking like it'll strengthen the fuck out of your bowels.

[Anonymous No.19997384]

>>19997348
bro that chicken is still pinkish

[Anonymous No.19997389]

>>19997363
Hey. I dont like it, but im not staying ashore as the ship sails

[Anonymous No.19997398]

>>19997348
White/10

[Anonymous No.19997404]

big red day tomorrow whos excited?

[Anonymous No.19997409]

>>19997348
Did you... boil ribs?

[Anonymous No.19997410]

>>19997344
And, like every other viral outbreak, it has gotten weaker over time as strains that don't kill their hosts proliferate more. None of the boiling brain seizures that were happening in Wuhan ever happened in the west. Data from January is effectively meaningless in handling the virus today.

[Anonymous No.19997412]

>>19997286
>what about Joe's debating
Bernie's delusional fans said the same shit but Joe did alright. Only one president in the last 100 years managed to win re-election after presiding over a recession in the last two years of their first term, that's all you need to know for how much of an uphill battle Trump faces.

[Anonymous No.19997417]

>>19997348
get rid of the sauce covered crap on top, and you'll have a meal to maximize gains

[Anonymous No.19997422]

>>19997348
Looks like something Warren Buffet would eat for dinner.

[Anonymous No.19997424]

>>19997404
We’re already green, retard

[Anonymous No.19997426]

This guy reminds me of people fighting the fed.

[Anonymous No.19997431]

>>19997410
>>>/x/
Don't forget take your strawmen and non-sequiturs with you on the way out.

[Anonymous No.19997432]

>>19997377
>>19997409
>chicken thighs

[Anonymous No.19997442]

>tfw this is my entire portfolio

Yeah, I’m thinking I made it.

[Anonymous No.19997447]

>>19997404
can't wait to laugh at bullcucks

[Anonymous No.19997452]

Some kid made a watch that warns you if your about to touch your face.. Lucky little bastard's gonna be a rich fuck now once apple or google buys his idea.

[Anonymous No.19997453]

>>19997412
> Joe did alright.
Welcome, Bizarro world traveler! Glad to see we're having dimensional travelers join us. Pray tell, what's the stock market like in your world?

[Anonymous No.19997468]

>>19996954
Oof, thank God I deleveraged

[Anonymous No.19997469]

>>19997412

What we experienced this time was a flash recession exacerbated by media and online hysteria. Trump is much more disadvantaged by cultural forces than economic ones. Not to mention Biden wasn't the left's real choice, he was a DNC plant just like Hillary.

[Anonymous No.19997476]

Dont fight the brrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.19997481]

>>19997348
Please roast your broccoli. I cannot properly articulate how much better roasted broccoli is than steamed. Seriously:
>450 oven
>10-12 minutes
>broccoli
>crushed red pepper
>tamari
>rice wine vinegar
>ginger
It's even better if you're having steak, since you can use the cast iron you seared your steak in to cook your broccoli with all those delicious steak juices, and it's done in the time you need to rest your steak.

[Anonymous No.19997482]

Now that feral niggers have unlimited power to assault and rob as they please, does it make sense to invest in private security companies? If so, do you have any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.19997483]

>>19997452
is touching my own face with my own hand illegal now or something
how does my watch even know where my face is

>>19997431
the different strains thing isn't even /x/, that's just how diseases work
less killing power = more spread; more killing/debilitating power = less spread

[Anonymous No.19997484]

>>19997442
am i to late for the SHLL train?

[Anonymous No.19997490]

>>19997431
Calling something a conspiracy theory is both a strawman and a total non-sequitur to the conversation. You completely and utterly just played yourself.

[Anonymous No.19997492]

>>19997469
Pitting a white male against Donald Trump is easily the savviest thing they could have done. No woman or Obama to piss off their base. Shit is in the bag.

[Anonymous No.19997495]

Does anyone else have an irrational fear of a snake coming out of the toilet and biting your ballsack? I get so tweaked out whenever im shitting nowadays

[Anonymous No.19997499]

>>19997326
>Corona-flashbacks!
Before November, at this rate

[Anonymous No.19997501]

>>19997481
Based cast iron Chad.

[Anonymous No.19997503]

>>19997495
well NOW I do, fucker

[Anonymous No.19997511]

>>19997495
Have you ever seen Dreamcatcher (2003)? That one scene in the cabin where the guy is shitting on a toilet only to have his ass get ripped out by an alien still haunts me to this day.

[Anonymous No.19997515]

I want to stay awake for post 2000000 or whatever but I also want to sleep...

>>19997481
I have some brocc in my fridge and some of those ingredients
I might take a crooked swing at this in the morning
nice recipe

>>19997495
just put a mongoose in your toilet to kill the snakes

[Anonymous No.19997516]

>>19997481
>rest your steak
This guy is serious.

[Anonymous No.19997520]

>>19996926
that's good animu picture. I have saved it as pancakeslmao.jpg.

[Anonymous No.19997525]

Oh look, it's another ultra bearish Friday close that turns into an ultra bullish sunday open because chinese only know how to hit the buy button.

[Anonymous No.19997526]

>>19997412
Bernie couldn't have thrown softer balls if he tried. He was there to gain concessions, not to win.

[Anonymous No.19997529]

>>19997481
450? god damn anon

[Anonymous No.19997531]

>>19997515
Who keeps the mongooses in check though

[Anonymous No.19997537]

Well? What's going to happen at on Monday? Will they keep selling off to low 200s or crab recover?

[Anonymous No.19997539]

> I bought MSFT at $148
> I only bought one measly share
> But I did spend $5000 on cruise lines and airlines
Why am I so fucking stupid bros? Greed is the mine killer.

[Anonymous No.19997540]

>>19997531
The dickly wiggly

[Anonymous No.19997541]

>>19996928
Unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.19997543]

>>19997492

I forgot to mention that Biden's VP pick will have some impact too. I think there's tacit acknowledgment that Biden might die in his first term and that whichever VP he nominates will effectively be the shadow presidential candidate. The DNC will be damn sure to film his scenes first, if you know what I mean. Shout to my /tv/ bros

[Anonymous No.19997550]

>>19997339
Lier. 18921 new cases on Jun07 (Sunday, Sundays are always low). Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19997552]

>>19997529
Yea bro shit cooks faster the higher the temp is. I throw in frozen chikin breast at 600 and that shit defrosts and cooks in about 20ish minutes give or take 10-15

[Anonymous No.19997554]

>>19997537
Going down further. After that, we'll see. $150 possible.

[Anonymous No.19997557]

>>19997520
nice
I never name my pictures because

[Anonymous No.19997565]

>>19996928
>Like why does it mater now..
Isn't it obvious? The left wants to destroy history and society in order to rebuild it under their authoritarian communist ideals. This stuff is right about of the playbook for that, in fact.

[Anonymous No.19997571]

>>19997539
just hold cruises i bought them at 25 so fml but we'll moon once everything reopens if they ever do

[Anonymous No.19997576]

>>19997539
Keep a decision journal

[Anonymous No.19997577]

Futures are slinging us back up only to dump on us when markets open I bet

[Anonymous No.19997578]

>>19997213
Lmao its gonna be green for a few weeks now isnt it <_<. Just like when we hit that huge pump on monday earlier this month only to go on a continuous dump. Lemme guess we had that huge dump friday and now the reverse happens of a continuous pump for a few weeks...

[Anonymous No.19997582]

>>19997529
Yes, a slight char on your broccoli is great. That bitterness is a great contrast to the sweetness of the broccolli.

[Anonymous No.19997583]

>>19997539
Improve. You have to get into the absurd top % of.traders for.it.to.matter.

The lessons you learn early are more important than account numbers. Ofc, still heavy odds against you. Think about investing instead and improving your wages

[Anonymous No.19997591]

>>19997550

16663 reported by the tracker I'm using. Bit of a stretch to say it was almost 15K though, maybe I should've worded that a little differently

[Anonymous No.19997599]

Since were talking about food. I bought 10 USDA prime ribeyes from snake river farms. Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.19997600]

>>19997571
You're gonna be holding those bags till November

[Anonymous No.19997614]

>>19997600
hopefullhy anon hopefully

[Anonymous No.19997618]

shit's fucked bros

[Anonymous No.19997619]

>>19997481
Excellent. The old lady was gonna steam up some broccoli tonight and I just told her to roast it

[Anonymous No.19997620]

>>19997484
Hard to say. Who knows how much further this will moon.

[Anonymous No.19997622]

>>19997599
>10 USDA
lmao what the fuck i can get prime rib and strips for 7 a lb

[Anonymous No.19997628]

>>19997543
One of Biden's friends (Chanos) did a Bloomberg podcast where he implied Joe only wanted to do one term and was grooming someone to succeed him. Hope he does the right thing and not pick Warren or that NFL linebacker from Georgia.

[Anonymous No.19997630]

>>19997622

this guy

[Anonymous No.19997639]

>>19997591
Your tracker is shit and so are you. Cases fell much less than deaths, arguing that cases rising will translate to massive spikes in deaths while deaths and cases have been decoupling for months is retarded. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19997641]

>>19997622
Ive started eating the local pigeons and squirrels evwr since i got a new pellet gun. It has a built in suppresser so noone knows. I sit on my roof and pop the little fuckers. Ive bought alot of intc with my food savings

[Anonymous No.19997642]

>>19997289
i don't know what to tell you anon but i really hope you feel better and find a way to be happy. have you browsed /fit/ at all? it helped me find some motivation to improve myself for myself.

i don't care if wimmen like you, but i do want you to like yourself.

[Anonymous No.19997648]

What does BLUE mean again????

[Anonymous No.19997649]

I sold my spy puts in the middle of the day. Had more to go but I have no regrets. Made 20% in a day.

I’m still very bearish but not sure about the medium term. I’m considering buying SPY puts that are two months out. They cost a lot more. And not sure about the strike price. I’m wondering if I should be a little safer and buy in the money puts. Anyone have experience buying in the money options?

[Anonymous No.19997655]

>>19997424
https://www.yelpeconomicaverage.com/yelp-coronavirus-economic-impact-report.html

[Anonymous No.19997656]

>>19997622
That meat is way over 10 a lb

[Anonymous No.19997660]

>>19997639

I think we actually agree on the fundamental principles here, we're just quibbling about the difference between 19K and 17K. Either way it was below 20, but who cares.

[Anonymous No.19997662]

>>19997620
its literally at the top of the 52 week high so it feels like its not worth going into it

[Anonymous No.19997661]

pump or dump?

[Anonymous No.19997663]

>>19997648
JESUS IS KING

[Anonymous No.19997665]

>>19997628
Biden "said" (more like his spokesperson said) he was looking for a running mate that was a black female and nobody else, some people thought maybe that would be obongo's manwife. He also said that they were preparing for succession if he dies. Together, it seems to imply whoever is the running mate will be the real candidate. Overall the truth of the matter is, the people who would really control america if biden wins are so vile they won't even show themselves.

[Anonymous No.19997668]

>>19997649
Do call credit spreads

[Anonymous No.19997678]

>>19997642
pearls before swine.

>>19997314
I actually really didn't like the little sister. Maybe I'd like her better since I'm less uptight about that stuff now. And I think they had another girl on there that was just diaper tier and grossed me out. Oh and I forgot about that boy-girl character. I'm SO sick of that fucking shit, grosses me out. Took away from the quality of Steins;Gate.

I'm really not sure why I kept watching Haganai, but I finished both seasons...

>>19997520
you usually have good names for your animus

>>19997294
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>>19997333
>>19997340
Thanks frens...
that's uhhh...
Well I guess it may not be such a bad thing after all that I'm only 0.94% net short. But I sold too much PEP and KO maybe? And bought back some KO on friday :3

[Anonymous No.19997694]

>>19997678
god i wish i was her

[Anonymous No.19997698]

>>19997230
stop posting gook bugpeople

[Anonymous No.19997700]

>>19997656
>>19997622
USDA prime is the highest quality you can buy (he bought 10 of them), not $10 usd goys

[Anonymous No.19997701]

>>19996952
may god have mercy on our golden souls pray so

[Anonymous No.19997703]

>>19997668
I could but don’t really want to cap off my profit if we get a crash.

[Anonymous No.19997716]

>>19997700
i live in the midwest dipshit i can literally walk naked into a store and buy premium prime rib at discount

[Anonymous No.19997726]

>>19997665

Whatever happens in November I hope I have enough money to move far, far away by next July when my lease ends. That may be hard to do if I haven't found a job and I burn through my savings. Maybe then I'd just KMS

[Anonymous No.19997731]

>>19997694
that’s a man

[Anonymous No.19997741]

>>19996952

[Anonymous No.19997746]

>>19996635
if the asx recovers i dont think the dow will dip particularly hard

[Anonymous No.19997748]

>>19997642
why is everyone either strong or fat

why cant you just be skinny and normal

im not sad about my body my body literally looks really decent right now im probably like 127 pounds right now only

having more muscles not gonna make me happier for myself

if anything it would cause more worry like i need to keep my muscles big and im constantly draining if i dont work out

my issues is mental and social

anxiety about how i cant meet anyone and ill never be able to interact or have motivation to go meet people

stuff like that. nothing to do with the way my body looks. some people are focused on that but not me

[Anonymous No.19997756]

>>19997743
>>19997743
>>19997743
NEW NEW NEWS!!!
>>19997743
>>19997743
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[Anonymous No.19997760]

>>19997726
where are you going to move to....

>>19997748
>127 pounds
every time you post you get cuter

[Anonymous No.19997784]

>>19997748
> im probably like 127 pounds right now only

[Anonymous No.19997790]

>>19997213
>See fed buys $6.6 mil of Coke-cola bonds
>fuck pepsi I guess?
>Scroll down, see $6.6 mil of Pepsico

Wow the fed is not picking winners and losers at all here.

[Anonymous No.19997791]

>>19997726
Start looking for a job in whatever country you are considering. In fact look for jobs in all the countries you consider. Once you got a hit and they agree to help with visa as needed, you're good to go.

[Anonymous No.19997792]

>>19997229
Coke is the best soft drink by a far margin. Pepsi is literal gutter trash wash off. RC is actually pretty solid, too.

[Anonymous No.19997795]

>>19997731
>transwomen
>ciswomen
both are women to me

[Anonymous No.19997798]

>>19997748
it's not about muscles bud, it's just about trying and feeling good about yourself.

do you fw psychedelics at all? it unironically helped get me out of that dark place. i grew up in a cult and my family won't talk to me since i left.

nobody is coming to save you anon. you can be miserable forever if you want to. but when you're ready to feel good again, people will help you. but nobody is going to get dragged into the pit with you.

[Anonymous No.19997825]

>>19997798
I can already feel that the 2020's are going to be a very psychedelic decade

[Anonymous No.19997843]

>>19997660
No.

You argued that cases plummeted and that the recent increase heralds doom, while in reality cases never fell meaningful while deaths have fallen steadily for months. Your thesis has been disproven. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19997949]

>>19997622
Lol you don’t even know what usda prime is

[Anonymous No.19998058]

Every bull down in Bullville like tendies a lot,
But the bear, who lived just north of bullville,
DID NOT!
The Grinch HATED tendies, the whole tendies season!!
Now please dont ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right,
It could be perhaps, that his ass was too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all
May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.
But whatever the reason, his ass or his balls,
He stood there on Tendies eve,
Hating the Jews

[Anonymous No.19998094]

>>19996700
I bet you anything he bought ktov cheap

[Anonymous No.19998129]

baking

[Anonymous No.19998152]

breD
>>19998144

[Anonymous No.19998410]

>>19997716
What does walking naked have to do with it