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19987217 No.19987217 [Reply] [Original]

DUUUUDE. Are you kidding me right now? I've been here since the beggining.
You ever heard of bitcoin? I started mining HARD at $0.82. Took out a loan for $5k and look at me now, baby.
Guess how much I pay on that loan? $345? Nope. $200 monthly? LOWER! $11? BINGO. You wanna know why? BECAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.
I rented a warehouse till about 2018 - I own it now. LOL. And yeah. It's temperature controlled. To be frank, I don't know whats cooler: the temp or the sound of my money machine.
Just bought some new solar panels too; 18,000ft so far, got another 4,000ft coming in Thursday (shout out to the sun, you big beautiful bastard).
You wouldn't even dare try to afford my electric bills. I GUARAUNTEE they double your rent.
It's no sweat though; the power company will be paying me soon.

Ethereum? I stay rollin' with the punches on Ethereum. Chainlink? Call me Muhammed Ali.
All you LOSER LINKIES don't have a trigger finger like me, and it's HOT right now.
Who am I kiddin, IT'S BEEN HOT FOR 10 YEARS!!
All these other tokens. I should just move to California the way I get in and out so much.
And Don't even get me started on Pivvr--actually, I'm drinking a bang energy drink and feelin' pretty good right now, so I'll give you some advizice, kid.

BUY. PIVVR. NOW.

You still feeling sorry for yourself, huh? Knock Knock! Who's there?! REDEMPTION.
Get a grip, chump. Wisen up. I eat STEAK with EVERY. MEAL. And I ain't talking that cheap stuff either. Steaks that would make Trump blush. Trust me, I got a guy.
I'm riding this rocket STRAIGHT to the moon. You miss out? That's cool. Have fun basement surfing for the rest of your life.
You mad? Heh, stay mad. Don't say I didn't warn ya bud.

MAN do I feel bad for you... You'll never know what it's like do be me.
Oh, and I'm typing this from my Puerta Vallarta Villa (I own that too).

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>> No.19987321

>>19987217
can you phrase that in the form of a question?

>> No.19987323
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>>19987217
Come on anon, you can be actually early for once

>> No.19987335

I smell curry.

>> No.19987474
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>>19987217
Pivvr will be using PoBL. You've people seen how PoL tokens performed on uniswap? Well this is even Bigger.

>> No.19988079

The fuck? Not that many uniswap prelaunch token has terms of service. Shady but also legit as fuck.