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19894257 No.19894257 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /biz/ want to scam your fellow biznessmen or redditors? Here is how! Balancer.Finance is exactly the tool Statera, Stonks, and other like shitcoins use to make their “revolutionary” cryptos.

It is as simple as this, google a guide to copy paste an ERC20 token, add a few flashy whistles like token burning (ooooooh) if you’d like. Go to balancer.finance and make an automatically rebalancing fund and add your shitcoin to it! Add in some other legitimate coins to legitimize your project. It’s best to add what is “hot” with the tards, like DeFi. Then add your shitcoin to Uniswap!

Now all you have to do is sockpuppet and shill on /biz/, make up erronous bullshit like audits, exchange listings, whatever, you know the drill. Anyone who points out that this is pointless is a FUDDER trying to accumulate low.

It really is this easy to scam 100s-1000s of dollars from the idiots here. Look at STA, its just a simple amalgamation of free tools and copy pasted code that idiots here are SLURPING up. A literal 15 year old could put it together in a day. I just handed you the key to free dumb money. Thank me later, can’t wait to see what you guys come up with.

https://balancer.finance/

>> No.19894300

>>19894257
Some HOT ideas,

1) oracle index + your scamcoin
2) defi index + your scamcoin
3) top 10 index + your scamcoin

The possibilities are endless, act fast each scam will have diminishing returns!

>> No.19894388

>>19894257
Good Point, but STA was here first and is here to stay.

>> No.19894424

>>19894388
STA is a copy paste coin that used a bunch of free tools, it was not here first nor is it novel in anyway, its a straight up moneygrab scam and i’ve given you the tools to make your own.

>> No.19894463

>>19894257
God dammit /biz/ you pajeeted me again im selling all my STA

>> No.19894479

>>19894388
Yeah, first movers’ advantage is a real thing. That’s why Bitcoin outperformed every asset by a mile, even though there’s likely better coins/tokens to use for payments/store of value. Ethereum because of smart contracts. Other coins have conquered their niche space, such as VEN with supply chain tokens or NEO with ETH killers. I don’t think STA will be any different, as far as deflationary index fund + balancer goes.

>> No.19894525

>>19894479
First mover advantage only matters when they have a novel technical breakthrough. STA has NOTHING, its a bunch on free tools and copy paste code. You can make your own balancer without the shitcoin using this tool too.

The damage control shills are going ballistic now that i’ve pulled the curtain on their frankenstien shitcoin SCAM.

>> No.19894537

You sure can. Go make your own token, make your pool, then supply 350k+ USD into it if you wanna compete with Statera.

Stonks is up to 15k last I checked.

Tell us how it goes OP

>> No.19894646

>>19894537
You can make your own pool without the shitcoin LMAO and you won’t need liquidity. The shitcoin is added to SCAM you, it serves no other purpose. This is a guide to SCAM. 300K is also literal peanuts, one kid with a rich dad could replicate that.

>> No.19894786

>>19894257
STA and STONK arent scam coins, meanwhile, the rest of this forum is being spammed with basic ass ERC20 generated coins. Good luck trying to implement one click pooling with your scam mentality

>> No.19894829

>>19894424
it was the same dev on the coin he "copied"

>> No.19894835

>>19894646
Of course you can, but you still need liquidity in a pool you turboretard. Go make a 20$ worth BTC/ETH pool and see how much you make in fees and trading volume.

You don't understand jack shit yet you keep yapping your mouth. Shut it with a bag of dicks.

To be clear, I am not invested in either Statera or Stonks.

>> No.19894849
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19894849

“Wow! It’s a magical money printing machine!”

>> No.19894868

>>19894786
They tokens serve no other purpose than to take your money. They are SCAMS. You can make your own balancer pool with any token you want without these shitcoins.

Don’t be fooled /biz/, the scammers are massively upset i’ve given away the formula. It is so easy to do these coins do NOTHING. One click pooling is also extremely easy to replicate, control c my guy.

>> No.19894885

damn op exposed sta

>> No.19894899

>>19894835
Thats where the suckers come in, you convince them to add the liquidity and buy your scamcoin. Add a little yourself to get it off the ground.

>> No.19894919

>>19894646
>You can make your own pool without the shitcoin
Think about how that would work.
If you truly don't get what how to take advantage of having your own coin be a part of it then you're missing something.

>> No.19894947

>>19894919
Its extremely easy to imagine how thatd work. Its a rebalancing index fund lmao. If one coin goes up it sells to reweight and buys the others. You can read the documentation on balancer.finance retard. YOU DONT NEED A SHITCOIN TO HAVE A BALANCER POOL.

>> No.19894962

>>19894947
No you don't and that's why nobody is excited about a plain balancer pool

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19894969

“I love seeing the Balancer BTFO swingers in real time.”

>-40%

>> No.19894974

>>19894257
Damn, this easy? Well finally I hope all the scammers finally quit now that they're exposed. I'm not invested in STONK but now at least other anons can't deny that it's a scam and that every moment the liquidity can be pulled and they lose all their money.
Finally a post that's worth reading and understanding. Thanks anon. You just saved a lot other anons a shit load of money.

>> No.19895043

>>19894537
^this

OP fudmaster trying WAY too hard

What's his motive?

>> No.19895053

>>19894974
What’s scammy about it?? that is uses a balancer pool? Confused

>> No.19895101

>>19895053
No, but how easy it is to scam others. The only thing I'm missing is how the scammers add their tokens to Uniswap?

>> No.19895117

>>19895101
You literally just input your token contract to uniswap, it is easy as fuck.

>> No.19895137

>>19894257
hey shut the fuck up I need more money still nigger keep this DL.

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19895181

>>19894257

>> No.19895186

I can't wait to start my own shitcoin. I shall mint the name COOM. it will be more worthless and retarded than STONKS.

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19895279

>>19895181
Haha look at that, they also copy paste other astroturfing campaigns.

>thanos will humble swingers and bears
>pic related

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.19895446

I never believed in ERC tokens since the beginning. Basically everybody can create one pretty easy or copy some code. This was also the reason I never held any of it like maker or chainlink until Statera came. I bought the first day and sold like 90% pretty much at the all time high. I invested only $50 so didn't get rich of it but was fun. Then all the scam went ballistic on uniswap. Now finally OP explained it all. Still I think there is nothing wrong with balancer or Statera but I sure won't invest in any ERC token anymore. I'll keep the rest of Statera though for fun. Going back to real coins. Tokens are really big scams. All of it.

>> No.19895734

>>19894257
bump to anger shills and slides

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>>19895446

>> No.19896027

The only coin worth buying in this mound of shitcoins is GHOST. Scam or not;
Mcafee shilling this shit, that's fucking based, and going all out on running for US president.
Can you imagine any of these STA, STONK, FLYD scam coin niggers showing their faces? Nah. But when these shills get called out, they get real defensive, that's when you know it's a desperate scam.

>> No.19896058

>>19896027
Mcaffee is a fugitive running from the Bahamas and US lmao, hes not runninng for President anymore. Literally all his assets have been frozen and hes resorting to scamming people for money.

>> No.19896073

>>19896027
How can McAfee run for president? Isn't he a fugitive who literally likes to eat poo?