How to make your own scamcoin! Like STA, STONK, etc!

[Anonymous No.19878062]

Hey /biz/ want to scam your fellow biznessmen or redditors? Here is how! Balancer.Finance is exactly the tool Statera, Stonks, and other like shitcoins use to make their “revolutionary” cryptos.

It is as simple as this, google a guide to copy paste an ERC20 token, add a few flashy whistles like token burning (ooooooh) if you’d like. Go to balancer.finance and make an automatically rebalancing fund and add your shitcoin to it! Add in some other legitimate coins to legitimize your project. It’s best to add what is “hot” with the tards, like DeFi. Then add your shitcoin to Uniswap!

Now all you have to do is sockpuppet and shill on /biz/, make up erronous bullshit like audits, exchange listings, whatever, you know the drill. Anyone who points out that this is pointless is a FUDDER trying to accumulate low.

It really is this easy to scam 100s-1000s of dollars from the idiots here. Look at STA, its just a simple amalgamation of free tools and copy pasted code that idiots here are SLURPING up. A literal 15 year old could put it together in a day. I just handed you the key to free dumb money. Thank me later, can’t wait to see what you guys come up with.

[Anonymous No.19878077]

Nice, I'll be doing this thanks

[Anonymous No.19878108]

>>19878077
Goodluck, make sure you astroturf /biz/. Why should STA and STONK scammers get rich and not you?

[Anonymous No.19878109]

>>19878062
So you sold STA for DMM and now worried the price is running away from you eh...Sorry man.

[Anonymous No.19878121]

>>19878109
Haha no buddy, I don’t buy shitcoins I could create in 30 minutes, I have my own rebalancing index funds without 20% pure scamcoin in them.

[Anonymous No.19878178]

The number of shit scam coins about to increase. The anon above and the ones bellow are gonna be up busy all night creating their shit coins. You about to keep me busy shouting scam scam scam scam for next coming days. Anon why did you teach them this? Biz is about to look like a ratchet scam jungle.

[Anonymous No.19878192]

>>19878178
accerlationism anon. I want to see this board burn. Perhaps from the ashes a flower could bloom

[Anonymous No.19878207]

>>19878062
>>19878077
Remember launches first will make the most money. The gains will be diminishing, milk it hard and milk it fast anons. It is seriously stupid easy money. STA devs probably make 5-6 figures doing this EXACT thing.

[Anonymous No.19878257]

this site doesn't even work, how is anyone supposed to make a shitcoin with it

[Anonymous No.19878285]

>>19878257
Here come the damage control scammers who are upset their method has been leaked!

https://balancer.finance/

It does work, try it out, make your own scamcoin.

[Anonymous No.19878317]

>>19878077
Do one for all the Oracle meme coins. Link, Tellor, Band, etc. Name your shoehorned ecr20 Orca or something, make the burn higher than sta and make us rich

[Anonymous No.19878328]

>>19878062
This isn't news. The point of STA is it has by far the biggest and best pool.

[Anonymous No.19878332]

>>19878062
Mega based

>>19878178
It's already a cesspit of depravity. This place will always be a minefield for newfags

[Anonymous No.19878346]

>>19878328
Not for long son! A pool of 300K is very easy to replicate and beat. Competition is coming.

[Anonymous No.19878355]

>>19878317
Yea this is a good idea!

[Anonymous No.19878393]

>>19878062
Well you just revealed the secrets of the biz universe to newfags, and im actually kinda impressed ballsy move anon.

[Anonymous No.19878495]

>>19878062
Some good idea to make that will be HOT

1) oracle token index + your shitcoin
2) top 10 index + your shitcoin, name it top 10 coin to confuse idiots
3) supply chain index + your shitcoin
4) stablecoin index + your shitcoin, say it arbs stable coins or some shit and pays a divvy, the (tards here will believe anything without checking)
5) exchange token index + your shitcoin

[Anonymous No.19878566]

>>19878062
The day i make make my shit coin it ain't gonna be an ERIC20 token and i won't be doing it for the money but the memes, probably use whirlpool for the hashing algorithim as a cryptographer i get a hard on thinking about AES, but ill probably work in the balancer code as something for the minebros to handle, the issue is going to be programing the general theory of reflexivity and how it relates to meme coins.

[Anonymous No.19878593]

>>19878346
Yet the competiton still can't even manage 10% of it.

[Anonymous No.19878605]

This thread is unironically based. I’ve been telling the retards in the STA threads that they’ve been buying into false mysticism for weeks now and they simply won’t hear it. Accelerate, accelerate, accelerate.

[Anonymous No.19878625]

>>19878062
First of all, why would you tell people this. Second, STOP.

Third , just buy AAVE.

[Anonymous No.19878638]

>>19878355
It actually would be a decent investment for the oracle / defi buzzword boom. An index fund with all the big oracles in one basket with a deflationary shitcoin would pump like fuck

[Anonymous No.19878643]

>>19878593
>says the increasingly nervous STA shill

>>19878605
Burn, burn, burn

>>19878638
Someone who wants to scam make it, it would definitely be a hit.

[Anonymous No.19878673]

>>19878643
I think in that situation it'd be better to not even scam people, it'll give at least decent mid-term growth, it's not like Link is going anywhere soon, and TRB and Band are pulling up from the rear fast, normies know MuH OraClEs so yeah, some anon get on this, and release it in Euro time so I don't fucking miss it

[Anonymous No.19878674]

>>19878605
>Step one
Buy sta when it dips to nothing
>step two
Make a shitcoin that includes sta in its index pool
>step three
Wonder how these new shitcoins buying each other is going to effect the meme coin market

[Anonymous No.19878716]

“ThAtS tHe MaGiC oF bAlAnCe PoOlS.”

“This token is intended to prevent low IQ brainlets from buying. You’re only providing the point.”

“I love seeing the Balancer wreck swingers in real time.”

“OMG is this the true power of biz???Never before chainlink have I seen Multiple 300+ Threads in a single day!”

[Anonymous No.19878758]

>>19878673
Heres the thing, if your adding a shitcoin, its a scam. No matter the intention. Anybody can make their own balancer without a shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.19878766]

>>19878716
Le based THANOS, wrecking FUDDER BEARZ

>down 30%

[Anonymous No.19878790]

>>19878758
Maybe the term Scam Lite is better. It's still a scam but the devs at least wait a few weeks to build momentum instead of vanishing after 2 days

[Anonymous No.19878801]

Why do reddit fags not get that defi is about setting up a system that captures and creates value. It's not about how fucking clever your fucking nano and Cardano chain is that literally no one will ever use

[Anonymous No.19878835]

>>19878062
But how can I create liquidity for it on uniswap?

[Anonymous No.19878860]

>>19878835
Same way you create liquidity for anything. Read uniswap guides/documentation. Extremely easy

[Anonymous No.19879001]

>>19878835
Put some money down poorfag

[Anonymous No.19879100]

>>19878108
Wow anon very impressive. 10/10 Brag. Thanks for sharing your secrets with the world. Just made 100k off this

[Anonymous No.19879152]

>>19878860
>>19879001
I mean, you have to make a huge initial investment. It's very risky actually

[Anonymous No.19879220]

>>19879152
Scamming is generally risky, yeah

[Anonymous No.19879222]

>>19879152
No you don’t you can just provide buyside liquidity and shill your heart out to get sell side

[Anonymous No.19879282]

I probably shouldn't say this but have you shitcoins get balanced into your other shitcoins there buy inflating there price

[Anonymous No.19879601]

>>19878192
>antifa acceletationist idiot
>thinks he can stop capitalism by making /biz/ rich.
top fucking kek. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.19879611]

> its just a simple amalgamation of free tools and copy pasted code

You just described all software ever

[Anonymous No.19879973]

>>19878062

As lucrative as it sounds, it's not as easy as it sounds and the risks outweigh the benefits.

Getting caught scamming is no fucking joke and you will get serious penalties for acting fucking stupid and scamming people out of their money.

Any american doing this will get caught and do time if caught. Beware.

Just see the last exit scam, there's already people doxing him and got dirt on the guy for scamming people out of $10k. There are more threads, dyor

>>19871091

Better off not doing this shit.