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[Anonymous No.19820924]

HOW DO I MAKE MY ASSHOLE STOP ITCHING!!!

[Anonymous No.19820929]

>>19820924
Fire.

[Anonymous No.19820934]

>>19820924
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19820935]

gold bond medicated powder, name brand not a knockoff

[Anonymous No.19820936]

>>19820924
anon get a bag of ice and lay on your side and just cool off bruv. Stop eating spicy food and drink water.

[Anonymous No.19820938]

>>19820924
keep itching it

[Anonymous No.19820943]

>>19820924
Cum

[Anonymous No.19820948]

Always a safety ass wipe recommended

[Anonymous No.19820954]

>>19820924
buy pinworm medicine

[Anonymous No.19820958]

>>19820924
take the spiders out of it
you know they're in there
the spiders

[Anonymous No.19820960]

>>19820924
You have worms, you need to stop scratching your asshole and see a doctor.

[Anonymous No.19820974]

lose weight

[Anonymous No.19820977]

>>19820924
Stop having gay sex you homo

[Anonymous No.19820986]

>>19820924
Remove your butt hair. I use Veet for that, had my best wipe after puberty.

[Anonymous No.19820999]

>>19820924
mine is unironically itching bad also. and now my fingers smell...

[Anonymous No.19821016]

Use a wet hand to wipe the outside of your asshole, then stick a finger up your ass to remove any crud built up in the interior.

[Anonymous No.19821070]

>>19820924
take a shower ya fuckin bum

[Anonymous No.19821374]

>>19820924
cortisone cream
tell the hot girl at the pharmacy counter that it's for eczema

[Anonymous No.19821426]

>>19820934

[Anonymous No.19821458]

>>19821374
Buy some hydrocortisone cream with a rectal applicator and stop fingering your asshole
>t. pharmacist

[Anonymous No.19822161]

What the fuck. Just literally wash your asshole in the shower you filthy fuck.

[Anonymous No.19822409]

u have worms, go to doctor.

[Anonymous No.19822671]

>>19820924
Anti-fungal creams, you have a rectal fungal infection, same as tinea or jock itch.

[Anonymous No.19822692]

>>19820924
At bare minimum, you need to start wiping your butthole after you're done pooping.

[Anonymous No.19822696]

>>19820924
You could put rubbing alcohol or vinegar on your asshole. After the burning recedes the itching will have diminished

[Anonymous No.19822710]

>>19820934
/biz/ is the shitposting board
threads like this one is a lot better than the 4000 shilling threads posted here every day

[Anonymous No.19822714]

>>19820924
pinetarsol soap (if its not a parasite)

[Anonymous No.19822736]

>>19820924
Wipe better.

I bet if you go and wipe your ass right now there will be poop there

[Anonymous No.19822789]

Get rid of your gut parasites.

[Anonymous No.19822807]

>>19820924
Get up off your chair and walk around every once and awhile fatty fats. Also make sure to eat enough fiber.

[Anonymous No.19822867]

eat your own shit untl your immune system builds up immunity against whatever vile fucking faggot disease you've got inside your anus

[Anonymous No.19822890]

I plucked the hair around my asshole a couple months ago, once the hair started growing back my asshole itched so fucking bad for a few days, it was hellish. never pluck your asshole hairs kids.

[Anonymous No.19822910]

>>19822890
What are you gay or something?

[Anonymous No.19822925]

I switched to thongs and ass no longer sweats, even when I wax. It's great to feel so clean. Between waxing the whole body and keeping a really short buzzcut I'm dry by the time I can reach the bathroom door after a shower. But your problem is probably the soap or detergent you use. Best to skip soaps entirely in the shower, I only use oils and salt. For laundry detergent I just get the clear meme shit that unflavored/unscented/unun'd everything. Probably still full of cancer but at least it doesn't smell bad like the flavored ones. My nose is incredibly sensitive so I'm kind of limited here. Unfortunately clothes don't clean themselves like the human body does.

[Anonymous No.19822947]

>>19820924

Mustard

[Anonymous No.19823269]

>>19820924

have anal sex