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>> No.19817869

>>19817852
The top is in

>> No.19817879

Here is the crypto pink pill, there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it,

>> No.19817897
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19817897

>>19817852
>>bought the fucking COMP dip 2 days ago at $60. Held it for almost 2 fucking days! Finally, sell after it barely goes up 2-3% at a time despite the high volume. See that it's already at 600M Mcap. Sell for a 3% profit after putting in 4 ETH. Wake up today to see it has done a 4x since I sold and I missed out on 16 ETH profit from selling the bottom.

FML. Now I hope this project crashes and burns and fails. DIE COMPOUND DIE!!! YOU FAGGOT NIGGER SCUM!!!

>> No.19817984

so comfy holding to 1000 eom

>> No.19817994

>>19817869
I thought that yesterday too tho. Maybe a long term hold for me.

>> No.19818103

1k is not out of the question

>> No.19818467

>>19818103
I'm hoping to see it in the top 10.

>> No.19818495

>>19817852
I'm hoping DMG can do what COMP just did

>> No.19818653

>>19818495
Good luck. I'm sticking with comp tho.all in comp (safe) and sta (risky)

>> No.19818710

>>19818467
it will be -

crypto is like the 1980s/1990s internet; a few things looked important, but nobody used that shit

some things like AOL (bitcoin) took off, but they were ultimately dumb and outdated

it took 11 years, and then giants started to emerge, that looked stupid at the time, like Amazon
>it didn't make any money
>it didnt pay any dividends
>it had massive ambitions, an absurd ability to execute, and a big vision
>it IPO'ed, and started an actual bull market frenzy

compound is literally the amazon of crypto.

10 years from now, it will be worth 500 billion, or $50,000/COMP.

you need 100 COMP to make it.

>> No.19818870

Is comp the real deal?? It sure feels like it..

>> No.19819305

Anyone know if there is a telegram or anything?

>> No.19819323

what does the token even do?

Just let you vote on governance shit?