/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19766065]

Dalio edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ40QRTC0RA

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>19764446

[Anonymous No.19766094]

God I wish I could filter that weeboo faggot posting chink whores

[Anonymous No.19766096]

From the last thread:
>>19765860
>Unloading into to what, I don't know but that asset bubble will probably pop too.
This is a huge point. Markets are make believe and inflated, real estate has been inflating in its own wild bubble for a decade, the fed is furiously trying to keep bond yields low to prevent a torrent of money rushing into them from the market and wiping out every 401k and pension in existence.

The only undervalued sector is commodities. Even equities are overpriced. Are we going to get to watch the lowest traders on the totem poll shooting it out on Wall Street to claim delivery of physical gold?

[Anonymous No.19766110]

>>19766094
>Posting KPop 3DPDs
>Weeaboo
Though I share your sentiment

[Anonymous No.19766111]

australia at the moment
>HEY GUYS! DON'T FORGET ABOUT US!!! WE TOTALLY HAVE PROBLEMS TOO!!! NOT MADE UP AT ALL. PLEASE DON'T MIND US PRINTING SOME FREE MONEY FOR CEOS. TOTALLY REAL ECONOMIC PROBLEMS HERE GUYS DON'T MIND THE ONLY 4K CORONA CASES

[Anonymous No.19766117]

>>19766094
just ignore him.

almost bed time gotta get up early and sell all my positions before the crash. goodnight.

[Anonymous No.19766132]

A quick song for my bull bros when they lose a quarter of their portfolio tomorrow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xYcyI2Cbls

[Anonymous No.19766150]

Is this for real, or is this yet another graphical bug? Are they really preventing me from market selling until tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19766158]

>>19766150
It's after hours dumbass

[Anonymous No.19766160]

>>19766150
is it robinhood? you need to pay extra for after-hours trading, old boy

[Anonymous No.19766175]

>>19766150
Well, yeah.
Markets closed.

[Anonymous No.19766181]

>>19766150
Dude you're not going to make it buying/selling after hours..

[Anonymous No.19766187]

>>19766158
Robinhood allows selling premarket.

[Anonymous No.19766189]

>>19766150
Bullish if not b8

[Anonymous No.19766204]

it's all over by fall

[Anonymous No.19766206]

>>19766158
>>19766160
>>19766175
>>19766181
It's Wednesday on the eastern time zone, this was entered after midnight

[Anonymous No.19766224]

>>19766187
What about aftermarket? Or intraday?

[Anonymous No.19766232]

>*whispers*
Covered. Calls.

[Anonymous No.19766244]

>>19766065
Step 1) Discover WUHN <---You are HERE
Step 2) Do in Depth research into WUHN
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Retire

[Anonymous No.19766245]

OOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.19766262]

>>19766206
Markets are closed Wednesday for George Floyd Day.

[Anonymous No.19766318]

>>19766244
> Look up WUHN on RH, not there
> Look up WUHN on WeBull, shows it, penny stock with massive losses called Wuhan General, not supported for trading
> Lose 100% instantly
Hopefully that saves someone a few seconds and some money

[Anonymous No.19766321]

Waiting for a dip is painful....I guess I'll load up on VIX and hope this Beijing thing becomes out of control.

[Anonymous No.19766322]

>>19766262
Wait really?

[Anonymous No.19766331]

Guys, random question.

If the stock reaches bottom at one penny, wouldnt it be clever to buy a shitton of it?

it can not go any lower right? if it goes up to 2 pennies, you doubled your money.

This makes no sense, what is the catch?

[Anonymous No.19766340]

>>19766262
if anything that would would on friday for june tnth, but no one cares about niggers

[Anonymous No.19766344]

>Fed going to start "officially" buying stocks
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/investing/scott-minerd-stock-market-federal-reserve/index.html

[Anonymous No.19766346]

>>19766331
it goes to 0.

[Anonymous No.19766348]

>>19766331
Yes it can go lower than a penny.

It can go to zero and get de-listed

[Anonymous No.19766347]

>>19766331
it gets delisted most likely

[Anonymous No.19766350]

>>19766331
If it goes down 1 penny you lose everything

[Anonymous No.19766352]

Any biz anons invested in natural gas play especially related to Marcellus shale?

[Anonymous No.19766353]

>>19766331
If it gets delisted or the company goes bankrupt, your penny stock becomes worthless...

[Anonymous No.19766373]

>Nice economy

[Anonymous No.19766374]

Big bull day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19766376]

Futures are greeen! Whos gonna make some money tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.19766382]

>>19766150

no markets are open

[Anonymous No.19766393]

>>19766331
This is an exact copy of that Twitter pay but I'll bite. Someone has to buy those shares at .02, who is going to do that?

[Anonymous No.19766396]

>>19766376
i suspect it'll crab tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19766399]

By recognizing the higher-level consequences nature optimizes for, I've come to see that people who overweigh the first-order consequences of their decisions and ignore the effects of second- and subsequent-order consequences rarely reach their goals. This is because first-order consequences often have opposite desirabilities from second-order consequences, resulting in big mistakes in decision making. For example, the first-order consequences of exercise (pain and time spent) are commonly considered undesirable, while the second-order consequences (better health and more attractive appearance) are desirable. Similarly, food that tastes good is often bad for you and vice versa.

Quite often the first-order consequences are the temptations that cost us what we really want, and sometimes they are the barriers that stand in our way. It's almost as though nature sorts us by throwing us trick choices that have both types of consequences and penalizing those who make their decisions on the basis of the first-order consequences alone.

By contrast, people who choose what they really want, and avoid the temptations and get over the pains that drive them away from what they really want, are much more likely to have successful lives.

[Anonymous No.19766432]

>>19766376
Me if it stays up, might just sell the calls I bought yesterday right at open though, there's a bunch of fuckery going on right now

[Anonymous No.19766442]

What the fuck even are futures tonight? I check it, -.5%. Check it 30 minutes later, +.8%. Check it 30 minutes later-.4%. Check it 20 minutes later, +.08%. Okie dokie then.

[Anonymous No.19766444]

>tfw you wanna buy a stock but it’s too steep atm

Need a nice bear awakening

[Anonymous No.19766448]

>>19766393
Robin Hood

[Anonymous No.19766451]

>>19766344
money printer goes brrrr is the best meme of 2020

[Anonymous No.19766463]

>>19766442
Either we pump or dump hard

[Anonymous No.19766466]

The goal is to stimulate her breasts for 10 - 20 minutes every couple hours and attempt to induce lactation.

You don't kill the goose to get the golden eggs, you keep it healthy and happy for a looooooong time, and collect those eggs on a regular basis.

It's kinda like dividends, I guess.

>>19766096
>Even equities are overpriced.
See, the thing is, people want to own them. And they get high prices for a reason.

I kept saying "wow that NVIDIA sure is over-priced. I mean it must be, it's gone up crazy high crazy fast and it's P/E is insane!" but it just keeps going up because it's high quality. And apparently, US equities are the highest quality, because everyone fucking wants them.

Some people want Chink equities too, and i can see that being profitable, but now we know the rules aren't the same when it comes to visibility of accounting and getting your money out when you want it.

>>19766399
He also decided to get out of China after setting up the first private equity fund in China and having his son study there. Must be a good reason he didn't go back in.

Or did he? Does Bridgewater deal with Chinese equity?

>>19766442
>>19766463
This. This condition is called Neon Flat.

[Anonymous No.19766475]

>Too big to fail
>They own most of Congress, they won't ever be broken up anon
>No one has the balls to stand up to them

Time to buy your Google puts.

[Anonymous No.19766483]

hopefully powell doesn't say dumb shit and make me lose money again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19766496]

>>19766483
Watching the instant dip at 10am was scary

Stonks rallied to give me a 1% gain on the day, but overall was bullshit.

[Anonymous No.19766525]

>>19766344
So what stocks are they buying? Blackrock?

I want the printers to launch me to the moon

[Anonymous No.19766537]

>>19766483
Powell is coming on again tomorrow? What time???

[Anonymous No.19766543]

>>19766466
>people want to own them
Literally over 55% of the stock market is owned by less than 1% of the investors in the market, and that number grows every day that BRRRR money is allowed to flow into it. The people 'valuing' stocks and property and equities aren't doing it with real money that has to be earned. All the cash driving those prices and values up is being willed into existence by the Fed, handed to indexes, and shoved down the market's throat with a tamp. You are actually approaching reality when you illustrate this situation with someone blowing up a balloon.

Its completely unhealthy

[Anonymous No.19766551]

>>19766525
Blackrock is being adjusted I think, I wouldn't buy options but buying stocks would probably be safe

[Anonymous No.19766553]

>>19766096
what's a good bond yield for treasury bonds?

[Anonymous No.19766558]

>>19766065
I really fucking hope Dalio is wrong again.
He's a hell of a lot smarter than I am, but I don't want the bad voodoo with the USD to happen.

>>19766475
everything you just said is bullish
are you just trying to get us to do the opposite of what /biz/ says?

>>19766537
according to the fed website:
>"all the time"
>"all powell, all stations, at all the damn time"
>"literally rent free"

>>19766543
>Its completely unhealthy
yeah fine whatever, jesus chris man:
>>19766155
>someone is holding the largest bag of shit of all time and it's gonna explode spectacularly.
God you bears are so fucking obsessed. You won't be satisfied until the world actually ends, it makes me seriously worry about you. My life is not great, but damn are you guys just constantly miserable and the only way out you can imagine is the literal end of the world?

[Anonymous No.19766560]

>>19766537
9 AM eastern (6 bongs 11 bings from now)

[Anonymous No.19766588]

>>19766553
heh heh
About tree fiddy

>>19766543
>>19766558
Also, it's all the fucking central banks, and it's all the fucking global investments. Do you think the world's investors pour their money in to the Danish market, the Japanese market, the German market, the Korean market, the Suiss market, even the fucking Chinese market the way they do with the US market?

>someone is holding the largest bag of shit of all time
OK, so that someone is the Fed. They answer to no one if the debt they hold turns toxic. When half those loans default over time, then the money has officially been "printed." The "debt" side of the equation is completely erased, and now there is more money in circulation. This is inflationary. That's the only problem I see with it. If we can't keep too many companies from going bust at the same time, there could be some sort of quick spike in inflation. I'd imagine it would be dramatic at first, cause a little panic for a short time, not years, and then that inflation will die down to about half the spike and slowly creep up as it becomes obvious the inflation has gotten out of control. Then we have to wait for the next Volcker to arrive.

[Anonymous No.19766589]

>>19766558
>You won't be satisfied until the world actually ends

[Anonymous No.19766591]

>>19766558
Season 2 never

[Anonymous No.19766595]

>>19766553
At this point, any yield that comes out positive in real terms is considered good simply because US Tbonds are so safe.

When the Fed let it get to 3% in 2018 it caused a stampede out of the market almost instantly. Its hovering around 0.6% I think right now in real terms. The Fed's fear is that if it cracks even 1% they'll have a the same issue as 2018, but magnified as everyone seems to implicitly agree that the market shouldn't be this high, but they're all riding it anyway like the degen gamblers that they are.

[Anonymous No.19766596]

>>19766560
God damnit why before markets open

dumb faggot better say he upgraded from money printers to alchemy

[Anonymous No.19766609]

>>19766466
This sick pervert, who love harm cute girls.

[Anonymous No.19766612]

>>19766588
Anon, Powell IS the next Volcker, whether he wants to be or not.

[Anonymous No.19766613]

>>19766609
and he's based

[Anonymous No.19766621]

>>19766560
He's coming up at noon.

[Anonymous No.19766631]

>>19766396
I hope and then a big pump on thursday. Want to buy 1 more batch of buy calls. Can still up my risk without losing big if market tanks which is also a win cause i can get in cheaper.

[Anonymous No.19766639]

>>19766444
Iktf. Didnt pull the trigger on one the other day would already be up almost 25%.

[Anonymous No.19766649]

>>19766475
Google is heading for the shitter. But probably not until re election

[Anonymous No.19766651]

Woke up this morning to a gnarly spread on $2.5 September call options for $HTGM (bid $0.05, ask $1.00)!!

I stupidly bought $2.5 September calls two weeks ago thinking “muh Covid play, it’ll run!” For $0.10 a piece. It’s a $0.60 stock lmao. I mean whatever sometimes this shit runs, especially the options on these pumpers (although admittedly this one play is fucking stupid). I am stupid though, so it works nicely.

Anyway, back to the spread...obviously it’s bullshit, I think.

But what the hell. Wouldn’t it be funny if....??

I move my ask on my remaining $2.5 contracts to $0.50 a piece. “Maybe this will be like Etherdelta fatfinger days!” Yeah, keep dreaming, I tell myself.

I take a nap. Wake up to a notification, “your HTGM option order was executed for $0.50.” Wake up with a buncha extra money in my account.

The ask moved right back down again. The fuck just happened????

Did I seriously get paid by some poor fatfingered soul on ThrobbincockHood? The best part is, the spread was back down to $0.05 bid, $0.15 ask, so I coulda gotten right back with my exact position not an hour earlier at less than 1/5 of my PROFIT.

Has this shit happened to anyone else? How can people be so dumb dumb?

I mean, someone literally paid me $50 a contract for the opportunity to purchase HTGM from me at a ~500% premium in September, basically. They shouldn’t even be worth $5 a contract.

Is this fuckery just what we can expect now with ThrobbincockHood? If so, let’s have some fun.

[Anonymous No.19766654]

>>19766621
This guy again. Is he gonna spout off about blm and diversity again? These last 2 times he's dumped the market. May want to sell pre annoucement and buy back in after.

[Anonymous No.19766656]

>>19766651
Didn’t read lol

[Anonymous No.19766662]

>>19766609
I dunno, I think her name is uhhh Chaika?

>>19766591
It was rushed but I'm kinda glad they didn't fill it with bullshit filler. Good animes really get tarnished when they get a million Bleach/Naru2 filler shits.

>>19766589
how bad is your life,? Make me think it's actually so miserable that the only solution is doomsday.

>>19766558
>>19766155
>someone is holding the largest bag of shit of all time and it's gonna explode spectacularly.
fucking asshole bear isn't even going to consider any counter arguments so I'm wasting my fucking time. It's like trying to talk to a fucking flat earther.

>>19766588
SOOOOOOOO
Then Federal Reserve Chairman John Paul Volcker II is cornated and we get rape hikes and the economy gets FUCKED UP to save the dollar. Then what happens. Well what happened last time? Did we get Japanification? Did the US fade into obscurity like the irrelevant Euro countries today? I wasn't really there for the 80's, fill me in.

>The forgotten recession that irrevocably damaged the American economy
oh bullshit...

[Anonymous No.19766672]

>>19766466
so glad I'm weaning off porn.

This is the retarded shit that weirdos post.

[Anonymous No.19766677]

>>19766662
>how bad is your life,? Make me think it's actually so miserable that the only solution is doomsday.
Not too bad actually, but I love chaos.

[Anonymous No.19766679]

>>19766662
How drunk are you right now? Stop replying to your own posts like a retard

[Anonymous No.19766695]

>>19766679
I'm doing it to make my own posts easier to track
filter me if you can't handle it
don't @ me again about irrelevant shit, if I see that red exclamation I want it to be for a damn good reason.

[Anonymous No.19766706]

>>19766662
The world has given us plenty of content for a second season of C. Just bring in a new protag and cast with no relation to the first season other than the setting.

>rape hikes
Now there's a Fed policy I can support

[Anonymous No.19766707]

>>19766656
Yeah its long- basic summary- someone bought my calls for $50 a contract. They probably meant to buy at $5 a contract, but the spread was too wide. First time I’ve ever profited off a “fat finger” outside of crypto shit like Etherdelta. Fucking cool senpai.

[Anonymous No.19766708]

>>19766695
Christ I hate it when poor people post on the internet.

[Anonymous No.19766715]

GNUS 7/17 $1p

[Anonymous No.19766727]

Im goin to jail thursday and I need to sell my calls

Pls green line go up

[Anonymous No.19766781]

>>19766727
Let me guess, you went to the riots.

[Anonymous No.19766807]

whats the more dominant driver during early euro hours
euro markets/indices or US futures?

[Anonymous No.19766812]

bvllish?

[Anonymous No.19766821]

>>19766706
I’m not hiking anywhere

[Anonymous No.19766828]

>>19766807
US futures. euro markets are pebbles, with exception to DAX, but that's controlled mostly by US institutions also so...

[Anonymous No.19766838]

>>19766807
The midnight futures pumpers are at the wheel right now and the whole world is along for the ride

[Anonymous No.19766842]

>>19766807
Depends, if futures move in any significant way europe often follows. But today futures didn't pick a direction so they follow europe for now. This can revert when US markets open.

[Anonymous No.19766854]

>>19766842
Looks like they just picked a direction

[Anonymous No.19766855]

Do I just buy TQQQ always
Or do I sell covered calls on MSFT and go 10 year long?

[Anonymous No.19766857]

>>19766812
Yes. Americans are tired of the virus. They want to return to wage slavery and bars.

[Anonymous No.19766864]

SPY 400 EOY

[Anonymous No.19766875]

>>19766812
Fuck yeah dump airlines so I can do another swing up from deep lows.

[Anonymous No.19766898]

>>19766864
before august ends*

[Anonymous No.19766902]

this market is so fucking bullish it's stupid. Retrace did not even touch Monday's price range and it's ripping again.

[Anonymous No.19766910]

>>19766875
NLCH dumped after hours with news of postponing cruises. Could be a play to ride the wave back up from the dump

[Anonymous No.19766918]

Several big buys just came thru on futures :o
>>19766812
Another shutdown in the US won't be allowed even if the virus really recks us during the second wave. The first shutdown was just too disasterous in so many ways

[Anonymous No.19766919]

I was really hoping someone could explain how I'm wrong... I'm still working all this through.

>>19766706
you know, one of the things I want to do when I make is fund some high quality anime. Get them to turn the best source material into the best products. That's one I would fund, but I don't think they'd be able to recreate it, really.

>>19766875
This pick is top fucking comfy.

OK I better get some sleep before the Euro cafe crew gets here! Wanna wake up for pre-market again!

[Anonymous No.19766928]

QQQQ

[Anonymous No.19766935]

>tfw didn't buy Tesla in march
I wanna die

[Anonymous No.19766956]

>>19766935
i feel pretty retarded for missing that too fucking $300 lmao. but at the same time, holy shit is it weak if it can dip that much from news that shouldn't even affect it or barely

[Anonymous No.19766958]

>>19766935
Is there any stock that has actually lost since March? Specifically March 22/23

[Anonymous No.19766965]

>>19766956
>>19766958
I dunno why I didn't do it. That was just dumb. Jitters I guess as usual.

[Anonymous No.19766977]

>>19766094
Not him, but yellow girls are nice.

[Anonymous No.19766979]

>>19766965
like god damn it's not like there was much downside at $300 either
fuck you for reminding me

[Anonymous No.19766982]

>>19766935
Tesla is just a volatile stock with Elon, you can't blame yourself too much

[Anonymous No.19766992]

>>19766958
Off the top of my head: CHK, HTZ, WLL
OH FUCK
>WLL declared bankruptcy
>stock is still HIGHER than march 22/23
Okay well the other ones aren't, I checked.

[Anonymous No.19766993]

>>19766965
What is happening now has literally never happened in recorded history. It is completely unprecedented. You would have either needed extreme foresight on the level greater than the best investors alive today or would need to be extremely lucky.

[Anonymous No.19766998]

Are leveraged ETFs a good long-term hold?

[Anonymous No.19767004]

>>19766998
50% max of your portfolio and re balance often

[Anonymous No.19767006]

>>19767004
what about 3x leveraged etfs?

[Anonymous No.19767013]

>>19766812
No news that comes out of China is trustworthy

[Anonymous No.19767017]

>>19766998
No, Look up why it's a bad idea to hold long leveraged etfs. Math doesn't workout well.

[Anonymous No.19767022]

>>19766979
>it's not like there was much downside at $300 either

They were selling ZERO cars at the time and had closed factories . Stock could have gone to zero is virus didn't magically get less bad. They are still not selling any cars. It's pure clown market keeping the stock prices up. You had no way of knowing.

A proper reason to be pissed at yourself is what I did:
> Market going up, think it's going higher
> cant just ride it because I am a sub 25k peon so I need supernatural insight into prices the next day while everyone else can trade freely while they hold me down with money shackles
> want a better price and don't want to eat a retrace
> buy puts at HOD
> market rips 2% up overnight instead of the 1% I thought it would
> retraces only 38.2% instead of the 61.8% it nromally does in this phase
> holding puts when my core thesis is bullish for the week and losing money while I stare at futures at 4am

[Anonymous No.19767025]

>>19766993
It’s so stupid that I had like 2k saved at the time, ans I didn’t know wtf was gonna happen. I probably spend $300 on food and saved the rest. Now I’m sitting on 10k from unemployment and stimulus check and just went $1000 into stocks few days ago. If another crash happens, ill probably go full 10k in

[Anonymous No.19767027]

>>19767006
yea like tqqq i have 25% of that but i sell it and re balance pretty often. i wouldn't dare going 100% on it because those sick gains can return to 0% really fast

[Anonymous No.19767031]

>>19766857

[Anonymous No.19767032]

>>19766998
It depends what it tracks. 2x index ETF backtests quite well and beats the benchmark long term. 3x still beats, as far as I recall, but loses to the 2x over some years. Ten years maybe? I forget. Anyway, 2x index ETF is fine long hodl.

Do not long hold leveraged commodity futures etfs or vix tracking etf. Contango will kill your gains and you can see it in the charts for any of these. Steady slope DOWN.

[Anonymous No.19767035]

>>19767017
this is wrong

[Anonymous No.19767037]

>>19767031
Those countries have stopped mass testing. Thus "no more cases". The USA is still conducting testing. It's just clown world.

[Anonymous No.19767043]

>>19766812
Fake as fuck. We already know the virus is a Dem hoax to damage Trump's reputation and get Biden elected.

[Anonymous No.19767060]

>>19767037
Sure, and nobody goes to the hospital for it anymore either. Please think before you post.

[Anonymous No.19767070]

>>19767017
The history of TQQQ and SOXL looks pretty goddamn good. How many of the leveraged index ETF's didn't outperform the indexes over the 10-year bull run? Maybe the russell I'm guessing, but Dow, Spy, Nasdaq?

Getting real tempted to go heavy into SOXL:TMF for a big chunk of my IRA.

>>19767031
Good thing we just figured out how to cut fatalities by a third.

>>19767037
that's definitely a part of it
The UK is as bad as we were with tests. Relatives said they were told to just assume they had it if they thought they had it, rather than waste a test.

At least we're finally getting our shit together with tests.

>>19767043
>two parties
this shit again?
If either party has your support, the political establishment has won.

There is no "two parties" in reality. That's something that only exists on paper. It's a marketing gimmick and you're falling for it. As long as D or R wins, everything stays the same.

Everything else is a circus to distract you.

[Anonymous No.19767073]

TR is gonna moon from July 4th through October 31st.

[Anonymous No.19767078]

>>19767037
This sounds like a cope. Hospitalizations are down in those countries as well.

[Anonymous No.19767084]

>>19767060
Yeah, they don't. You're the one calling me retarded when your own words are retarded as fuck. The overwhelming majority of people who will test positive for COVID will either never display symptoms or feel a little off for 2 days or so. But if you go door to door testing them, suddenly they're a "case".

Everyone was told to stay away from hospitals. Don't run to them. Most hospitals are facing catastrophic budget failures because no one is going near them if they can help it.

[Anonymous No.19767094]

I should've invested in nigger stock :(

[Anonymous No.19767095]

>>19767078
>Hospitalizations are down
Because it already killed who it was going to kill, like the flu and pneumonia does every year. The average age of the people dying from Covid remains in the mid 70s with an average of 2.6 serious co-morbidities. It was nothing, it still is nothing, and it will continue to be nothing except in the minds of the Branch Covidians using it to wreck the economy for political purposes.

[Anonymous No.19767104]

>>19767070
You really don't understand what's happening in America, do you? >>/Pol

[Anonymous No.19767113]

>>19767095
Like I posted a few threads ago, I’m not arguing at all about the mortality rate about the virus. I’m arguing that increase in cases will dramatically affect government decisions, and in turn, the economy and all our tendies.

[Anonymous No.19767131]

>>19767094
how the fuck do people predict this shit.

[Anonymous No.19767143]

>>19767104
The masses (poor and middle class) are fighting about race and gender and trannies and guns and abortion and wedding cakes while the ruling class just collects assets and systematically reduces the freedom of the people while consolidating power in the hands of the government?

[Anonymous No.19767161]

Morning bros, what news happened overnight?

Went to bed with red futures and most stuff started sliding deep red post market... Woke up and they're all green, FTSE is up and even RDSB

[Anonymous No.19767163]

>>19766065

Guys please tell me that nvidia will consolidate
need to accumulate before terminator genesys

[Anonymous No.19767164]

What's rebalancing TQQQ? You mean like selling off your gains whenever TQQQ goes past 25% of your portfolio?

IE) $2500 of TQQQ originally out of $10000. TQQQ goes up 10% to $2750 so now you're at 26.83% TQQQ. You sell 1.83% ($187.58) of TQQQ to rebalance back to 25% TQQQ portfolio?

[Anonymous No.19767169]

>>19767161
'morning

[Anonymous No.19767175]

>>19766466
>>Even equities are overpriced.
See, the thing is, people want to own them. And they get high prices for a reason.
this, there isnt a reason why US equities shouldn't have a premium, besides where else will you park your capital? the rich diversify with re, but if you're in the 50k-200k range or don't want to go through the hassle of buying re? the same applies to incoming foreign capital

[Anonymous No.19767176]

>>19767161
Nothing really happened, we're just maximum crab.

[Anonymous No.19767177]

>>19767143
Society is being destroyed from within. You are absolutely right about the ruling class.

[Anonymous No.19767188]

>>19767025
Why aren’t you holding the other 9k on the sidelines? I’m DCAing into travel blue chips, as well as PMs, but I have 20k on the exchange ready for the fire if it ever comes. Nothing wrong with betting on both sides of the coin

[Anonymous No.19767189]

>>19767164
Yes, you can do it yearly or every few months. You can also readjust other positions at that time. Similar to managing your own etf I guess.

[Anonymous No.19767190]

>>19767164
yes, because look how much tqqq dips when the market does dip. years of gains gone in just a few days.

[Anonymous No.19767191]

>>19767161

Shell bull here , yo gotta problem 'bout my Shell boiii?

[Anonymous No.19767203]

>>19766812
Already priced in.

[Anonymous No.19767205]

Also, is Jerome talking again today?

[Anonymous No.19767209]

>>19767164
Correct. You're essentially collecting your profits. Otherwise, if you never rebalance, you're at risk of losing all your gains when the market dips. Then you're back where you started, and you didn't gain anything.

So you periodically collect your gains, to guarantee profit.

[Anonymous No.19767210]

>>19767073
Yes, Tootsie Roll Bull will have their revenge

[Anonymous No.19767215]

>>19767188
I’m too new at this. Good first few days. But I’d rather not get greedy. Learn a bit. I’ve only had one red day. Like I’ve just been getting lucky right now.

[Anonymous No.19767291]

Smug, what is your thoughts on Israeli stocks? I’m thinking about investing in a company based in Israel but I don’t know man. Company is INMD

[Anonymous No.19767302]

Hey day traders how have you done this month? I bought UONE at 3.75 and sold at 3.95 for a sweet 5% gain but it went up 1000% over the course of the next day. I'm still happy though with about 20% since the beginning of June.

[Anonymous No.19767307]

Rise and shine.

So will we see some incredibly boring crab action today?

[Anonymous No.19767323]

>>19767025
another crash means the fed has lost and you shouldn't touch stocks for a long time imho

[Anonymous No.19767332]

look at dat oil. in before another dump over night, surely they can't let it be so easy to short it every single wednesday for free money right

[Anonymous No.19767342]

>>19767302
Never compare yourself to others on this, or any site for that matter. Go at your pace. Pick up strategies, learn from others wins or losses, etc. Like go on Wall Street bets. I guaranteed there’s a
>2k->9k->25k->137k in three months post
Odds are people here have been here longer then you. They’ve accumulated more wealth, invested more, and frankly have bigger gains to show off. That doesn’t downplay your 5% gains.

Don’t be the retard who goes to the gym and hurts himself benching 220 day one. Work on your form. Slowly go up in weights. Pick up tips here and there. Never fear and panic what everyone else is doing. Focus on yourself.

[Anonymous No.19767346]

>DAX (germany's exchange) was up nearly 1%
>1 single 1min candle just killed the entire gain

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19767356]

>>19767346
shitty website just not updating rollover

[Anonymous No.19767362]

>>19767291
If this is just bait to talk pol bullshit then I’m going to be annoyed.

It’s not emerging market, but I don’t trust it. When it comes to foreign, I want to know that they have the backing of a powerful central bank like the BOJ, BOC, or now that Germany and France are finally getting dovish, maybe even the ECB.

I don’t think the Bank of Israel has that kind of firepower. The shekel doesn’t have the status of the USD, EUR, or JPY. It’s not even as widely used as Swiss francs or probably even Swedish kroner.

That’s a lot of conjecture though, do you know something about their central bank? Oh and there’s some weird shit going on with politics right now, lots of difficulty Over getting enough support for one prime minister or something, last I checked. Or getting enough seats or I don’t know.

[Anonymous No.19767376]

>>19767346
Fuck germany.

[Anonymous No.19767395]

wake me up when the kangaroo leaves wall street

[Anonymous No.19767396]

>>19767342
Wow, thank you pal.

[Anonymous No.19767410]

>>19767395
Ok.

[Anonymous No.19767415]

>>19767376
Based
Gott strafe Engeland

[Anonymous No.19767426]

What chart pattern is this?

[Anonymous No.19767431]

>>19766935
just get NKLA instead, there is still time to get in

[Anonymous No.19767433]

>>19767426
HTZ futures

[Anonymous No.19767437]

>>19767362
Thanks for your reply, no pol bullshit. I don’t know shit about the Israeli central bank. Interesting points though anon, looks like it need to do more learning

[Anonymous No.19767451]

>>19767396
No problem m8. I early on used this site for name drops. Yeah, you’ve heard of Apple and Facebook. Turns out you can’t afford it. So you turn to Ford and AT&T. Just a few shares, nothing crazy. Take your small wins. Get familiar with when to buy and sell. Then you’ll learn about SPY, TQQQ and all this crap I had no idea existed.

Also if an anon posts about some literally what stock like XHE, I’ll quickly look it up and either laugh it off, save it for reference, or go oh shit this is a great opportunity. Stocks I never would’ve considered.

[Anonymous No.19767464]

>>19767302
all the good day traders i know mostly trade the same stocks/products on regular basis, if you pick good volatile stocks and become good at it, you can earn more money than chasing these gappers and no-news 100%ers

[Anonymous No.19767473]

>>19767437
israelis have had some good ones, SODASTREAM was bought out by PEPCO

[Anonymous No.19767480]

>>19767473
also i've seen KMDA shilled a bit in some legit places, but i don't play pharma so don't know if it holds any merit

[Anonymous No.19767509]

>>19767451
Cool thanks. Yeah the first thing I got into was the Vanguard total market index and the SPY but I also bough oil in the lows of 2015. AAPL has actually been my best long term purchase. I had bought tesla around 190 but sold it after a 15% bump. I have found that when I buy certain stocks for long term I have no care to sell even with a doubling in price since purchase but with other riskier stocks I will sell with gains over 10%. My first endeavor on actually pricing companies out was actually with AT&T and I was focused on assessing book values and free cash flow. I have done well averaging in with AT&T but it doesn't touch AAPL's growth. Furthermore, AAPL has been much more effecient with how they handle debt and their FCF. Only in the past month have I tried doing day trades. I set pretty strict guidelines for myself and I am not playing with more than 10% of my portfolio. I find that with long term investment the fundamentals are truly important and need to be paired with the right psychology for holding and averaging. With day trades the psychology seems much different and the fight/flight response sort of kicks in.

[Anonymous No.19767513]

>>19767464
That is good to know, thanks.

[Anonymous No.19767517]

Late night and early /smg/ threads are the absolute best. I enjoy this time so much, but soon /pol/ and the other shitposting degenerates will be up.

[Anonymous No.19767535]

my god. stonks are gonna go up forever, aren't they? we'll never see a red day ever again

[Anonymous No.19767543]

KLANG KLANG KLANG

Premarket opened an hour ago. I go distracted. Now this is more of a normal spread for premarket. Nice mix of different companies on both red and green side. Usual suspects are there but not all moving in lockstep like the last several days. Today might be... kinda calm? Or it looks that way so far anyway. Only thing of particular note is Norwegian cruisers leading the losers with a -8%. Everything else is low volume or small move, couple percent. The most active list shows mainly small moves aside from norwegian.

[Anonymous No.19767545]

>>19767535
Yup, I'm going 50% into QLD today

[Anonymous No.19767546]

>>19766232
Get stuck in a stock for days or weeks with no ability to still it no matter how hard the entire market tanks

[Anonymous No.19767550]

>>19767517
>nothing happening
>not good, not bad
>begin whining about being racially persecuted before the sun rises
>its all so tiresome

Nigger

This is exactly why everyone hates niggers, desu.

[Anonymous No.19767557]

>>19767332
lmao there we go
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WEDNESDAY and somehow i don't trust myself to short it once again

[Anonymous No.19767558]

>>19767517
>Late night and early /smg/ threads are the absolute best

thats because niggers are sleeping

[Anonymous No.19767567]

>>19767550
Uhh, you ok? You seem to have niggers on the mind.

[Anonymous No.19767578]

>>19767546
You can buy back the call for much cheaper if it tanks a bit or stays flat thanks to theta.
In a downturn you would repeatedly sell calls and buy them back lower to write another one.

[Anonymous No.19767585]

>>19767567
Never relax

[Anonymous No.19767603]

>>19767543
Where were you the past few days premarket anon? It’s difficult to start my day without you ringing the bell

[Anonymous No.19767607]

>>19766958
Dht. Those bags are so heavy. I dont understand it I'm just gonna collect the divvies

[Anonymous No.19767616]

my cruise lines

[Anonymous No.19767620]

>>19767567
Unfortunately you can't use that word here.

[Anonymous No.19767628]

that post was gay as fuck. why does every general have goddamn QUEERS in it?

[Anonymous No.19767629]

>>19767603
I was here yesterday. Might have missed Monday morn. I forget now.

[Anonymous No.19767631]

>>19767616
Are you getting raped? I haven’t looked yet

[Anonymous No.19767633]

What's gonna happen in 5 hour

[Anonymous No.19767634]

>>19767558
>niggers
>/smg/
>caring about niggers
I really do feel sorry for /pol/ and also anime virgins.

[Anonymous No.19767638]

>>19767616
>investing cruises

Bro it's not 1996, nobody wants to go on a cruise anymore.

[Anonymous No.19767641]

>>19767629
So are you bring us a green, yellow or red day? Explain yourself

[Anonymous No.19767642]

>>19767633
Crab until something swings the market in either direction.

[Anonymous No.19767643]

>>19767633
probably a whole bunch of nothing. mild green.

[Anonymous No.19767647]

>>19767642
Well get off your ass and make people buy shit

[Anonymous No.19767653]

>>19766344
>those dubs

Checked and kkekked!!

>>19766451
+++

>>19766466
>And apparently, US equities are the highest quality, because everyone fucking wants them.
>Some people want Chink equities too, and i can see that being profitable, but now we know the rules aren't the same when it comes to visibility of accounting and getting your money out when you want it.
>them dubbs
+++

>>19766543
+

>>19766672
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.19767655]

Remember when we discussed yesterday how you should buy MYL? Perhaps you should have done so

[Anonymous No.19767664]

>>19767638
>nobody wants to go on a cruise

You must not interact with too many women, do you?

Women love cruises. Single and married. Age is irrelevant.

Don't know why, but they fucking love it. Personally, I'm happier with the money.

[Anonymous No.19767666]

>>19767655
What news from Mylan?

[Anonymous No.19767673]

>>19767022
I hate Warren so much

[Anonymous No.19767675]

>>19767633
We're all going to be rich.

[Anonymous No.19767676]

>>19767666
They're one of the main manufacturers of that drug that helps with covid, dexamethasone. For some reason it didn't budge yesterday on the news but here we are in premarket

[Anonymous No.19767677]

SNDL's looking like a good deal right now. Tell me why I'm wrong?

[Anonymous No.19767684]

>>19767376
Fresse oder gibt Schläge anon

[Anonymous No.19767688]

>>19767664
I figure because it's like a hotel and sightseeing combined. So you can roast in the sun as women are fond of doing while looking at the coastlines of places roll by.

[Anonymous No.19767696]

>>19767517
>European daytime is better than american daytime
Yeah we knew

[Anonymous No.19767700]

>>19767664
ur larping a 25 year old as a 40 year old

Cruises are not sexy. Cruises are for people who got 2nd place in a game show. Cruises are for people in a failing marriage. Cruises are for 5 months of boomers' social secuirty checks.

[Anonymous No.19767702]

>>19766344
recently I noticed a lot of Soros backed people hoping the market/dollar is going to crash

[Anonymous No.19767712]

I'm not a burger, is it a holiday today? Why is future's market closed.

[Anonymous No.19767719]

>>19767700
I’m 38 and you couldn’t pay me to go on a cruise. But there is an industry there. Not now with the virus.

[Anonymous No.19767720]

>>19767633
>be Congress
>Powell, you've given people everything already.
>Powell:no....not everything...not yet
>Powell revs up printers until they overheat and smoke
>Printers are glowing red
>government provides genetically engineered cat girls
>America is great again

[Anonymous No.19767722]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE YAHOO API NOT LET ME REQUEST PRICES FROM BEFORE 1970?

I'm trying to replicate a study which uses data from '62 to '85.
I can see on their site that the data is right there in their plots.
But I can't request anything before 1970 with the API.

[Anonymous No.19767735]

>>19767376
Lol
Before i was in a host family in England we where warned the English have "different Hygiene Standards" and that we shouldnt mock them for it
>It was only a bit dirty in my host family but in another they didnt even have a shower with hot water
Also its not about the food being not German enough, germans love international foods, its just the English deepfry everything, we got food out of the deepfryer every evening and untoasted white bread Sandwiches + a small pack of lays potato crisps for breakfast
The English live like rats

[Anonymous No.19767741]

>>19767655
I'm the one who brought that shit up and everyone just told me to STFU so I figured everyone can just stay poor

I used caps lock and everything...

[Anonymous No.19767743]

>>19767722
Because we live in the Truman show and everything before 1972 is fictional.

[Anonymous No.19767751]

>>19766065
Futures are not looking healthy right now....very hard down trend on and DAX on the edge of turning red.

[Anonymous No.19767761]

Is there an argument against debit put spreads expiring late next year? Is it plausible to wager that Dems will do anything to crash the economy and/or Trump crashes it after he's re-elected since he doesn't have to give a fuck? How long can the bulls have the time of their lives?

[Anonymous No.19767767]

>>19767722
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time

[Anonymous No.19767776]

>>19767722
Yahoo api uses unix time stamps. I think there's another method...
"The “current time” on UNIX and Linux systems is represented as the number of seconds past midnight on January 1, 1970. The year 1970 was chosen because UNIX was released around that time."

[Anonymous No.19767780]

>>19767751
>DAX on the edge of turning red.
No one cares about germans.

[Anonymous No.19767783]

>>19767688
From what I gather, they're relatively cheap when compared to flying to a different country.

Married coworkers seem to like doing it yearly, the single ones just want to go to ports in the Caribbean to dick around, drink and take pictures

[Anonymous No.19767789]

>>19767545
QUEENSLANDER!

[Anonymous No.19767792]

>>19767735
>The English live like rats
yeah my host family had a water heater the size of a bucket. They not only have like 30% indians in their population they also wash themselves like they do in india (not)

[Anonymous No.19767793]

>everything is down pre-market
>VIX green
Yep, rug pull later.

[Anonymous No.19767798]

>>19767741
It's an idiot play. Dexamethasone costs pennies for our hospital. I bought some yesterday too because I'm tired of missing out on idiot gains like the airlines

[Anonymous No.19767808]

How trustworthy are bearish engulfing on indicators of a drop in coming days?

[Anonymous No.19767811]

>>19766727
why?

[Anonymous No.19767812]

>be me
>convince personal teacher to start a Paypal account
>I own Paypal stocks

Bye poorfags

[Anonymous No.19767813]

>>19767751
Powell is sleeping. We're hitting 318 by the end of the week

[Anonymous No.19767817]

>>19767808
>candle patterns
Shit stopped working since the invention of algos.

[Anonymous No.19767820]

>>19767743
kek

[Anonymous No.19767834]

>>19766919
You are automatically wrong as long as you're a weabofag. kys

[Anonymous No.19767839]

>>19767060
kek
>>19767037
You don't have to post every thought you have there champ!

[Anonymous No.19767847]

>>19767719
i understand but what I'm saying is going on a cruise is not as big of a fad as it once was. 20 years ago, people were jealous of their neighbors because they went on a cruise. Now you never hear anybody say "hey im going on a cruise". If you do you might think "boy it's been a while since I heard somebody went on a cruise".

Just look at the CCL or NCLH from 2016 to mid 2019. Carnival started at like $55 and june of 2019 it's $45. NCLH started @$55 and june 2019 it was like $48.

All I'm trying to ask is when you go to buy during a crash, why would you buy an already failing industry?

[Anonymous No.19767850]

AAAAHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE GOING RED!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19767851]

>Nasdaq pumped over 10000 in 1 minute
>bleeds out
>returns to 10k
>instant dumps when it touches it

Down day confirmed? Surely they'd keep it at 10k if they wanted to ensure lots of buying.

[Anonymous No.19767852]

>>19767798
I'm not telling you to buy piles of dexamethasone

I'm telling you that people are going to Google who manufactures it, and MYL is the first result

It's also entering a natural upswing for unrelated causes so it's likely you'll make money while waiting for a possible horde to arrive and see green

[Anonymous No.19767864]

>>19767847
>being this much of a fucking tourist

It's called a same day trip, faggot.

That's how anyone with an account with over 25K makes their money here with cruises as a day trader.

[Anonymous No.19767878]

>>19767517
It really is. There's always been more useful posts and discussions at night. I can usually rely on nighttime /smg/ to answer a question with an informative post, something you don't see on daytime /smg/.

That said, I still do enjoy daytime /smg/, but that's mostly because all the shitposting. I think it's fun.

[Anonymous No.19767880]

>>19767851
SP technicals are reading positive chief

[Anonymous No.19767883]

>>19767767
>>19767776
Thanks lads. It seems the error was from the wrapper package I was using failing to convert the unix time.

Yes, I made the 4chan post before reading the error.

[Anonymous No.19767884]

Ita gonna be a boring day. Its more fun when shits mooning or crashing hard

[Anonymous No.19767889]

>>19767864
shit man my bad, i assumed he was trying to long cruises. but i'm pretty sure they don't do day trips for cruises. What are you going to do? Float from new york to atlantic city and back?

[Anonymous No.19767890]

>>19767884
I need to replenish my stash. I need a good day

[Anonymous No.19767893]

>>19767735
Were you staying with some fucking broke chav cunts?

[Anonymous No.19767898]

>>19767761
Lmao no one wins when the economy crashes. If anything we should look at it like who has the least to lose the dems or the Republicans. Also nobody knows when this shit will crash

[Anonymous No.19767899]

>>19767792
>>19767735
We have German's on this board?

>If you guys hadn't fed Hitler a diet of drugs we wouldn't have become deranged and lost WW2. We could all be enjoying a healthy Europe.

[Anonymous No.19767911]

why is the premarket taking a dive? is today ciruit breaker day?

[Anonymous No.19767922]

>>19767911
could be -2% and we'd still end the day positive

[Anonymous No.19767925]

>rdsb

[Anonymous No.19767926]

>>19766065
The Tesla of China
$NIO
The Starbucks of China
$LK
The Netflix of China
$IQ

[Anonymous No.19767927]

>>19767911
oil went from +1% to -1.5%

[Anonymous No.19767933]

>>19767911
aaaaand we're back. This crabbing has been going for 24 hrs now

[Anonymous No.19767936]

>>19767926
i wish i was her

[Anonymous No.19767938]

>>19767889
>getting sleepy
>not even sure if getting trolled or not anymore so don't care desu

A day trip is financial term meaning buying stock and selling it the same day...

if you do it and time it just right you can become a fully pledged /biz/ wizz by buying high and selling low like the kid that lost $700K+ and heroed himself.

[Anonymous No.19767939]

>>19767926
>literally betting against America
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19767940]

>>19767926
Sexual attraction to transsexuals is a sign of significant mental disturbance.

[Anonymous No.19767958]

>>19767925
Royal Dutch. I know anon. I know.

[Anonymous No.19767961]

>>19767926
all of these are trash

[Anonymous No.19767963]

>>19767939
Ehhhhh Netflix is w0ke so betting against them with IQ might be lulzy . . .

Not sure why we would bet against /ourguy/ Elon “Martian” Musk

And coffee is a black pill don’t get hooked unless you want to end up fat from latte

[Anonymous No.19767966]

>>19767852
I didn't say it was a bad play. I said it was a play that relies on idiots since nobody is gonna make money on dex

[Anonymous No.19767973]

>>19767966
It might turn out to be a game changer

[Anonymous No.19767974]

Go all in ATHX. Thank me later

[Anonymous No.19767991]

>>19766331
kek

>>19766347
>>19766346
>>19766348
>>19766350
>>19766353
newfags

[Anonymous No.19767993]

>>19767925
>>19767958
RDS should spin off its NA division and stop being an embarrassment to oilbros.

[Anonymous No.19767997]

>>19767973
The WAC of a dexamethasone 20 mg vial is 1.55$. Its generic multiple companies make it. I'm probably selling my Mylan today if its green. Especially if the overall market is dumping

[Anonymous No.19768000]

>>19767991
fuck off niger, I know thats pasta

[Anonymous No.19768004]

SPR overbought right now with 737 MAX and pandemic problems? Feels too high to me bros.

[Anonymous No.19768017]

>>19767974
>trending down

[Anonymous No.19768045]

>>19768004
Basically anything is overvalued, but who really cares at this point? Too much cheap money in this economy and nowhere else to park your money.

[Anonymous No.19768050]

Thinking of swapping CVX and XOM for FAS, 3X financials etf. Looks like it is picking up volume and oil is being slugging. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.19768057]

[Anonymous No.19768065]

>>19768057
Pls no crab...

[Anonymous No.19768069]

the Nasdaq is too afraid to be over 10000, it knows it doesn't belong up there.
but it also knows it shouldn't be below 10000, filled with all of those great companies.

and so here we are
right at 10K
forever

[Anonymous No.19768071]

>>19768057
what would a crab market look like?

[Anonymous No.19768077]

Any mooning stocks /biz/bros?

[Anonymous No.19768080]

>>19768069
nah, we break through it today and it will remain above 10k forever from today

[Anonymous No.19768081]

>>19767893
Normal english middleclass in self owned minihouse that stand wall to wall
My hosts where quite nice, but everything was small, a bit dirty and real food from time to time would have been nice

[Anonymous No.19768082]

So when is ORMP gonna moon? And why did they only include the less consequential initual results regarding NASH in their pressrelease?

[Anonymous No.19768083]

>>19768050
>picking up volume
yeah, volume in selling pressure according to the macd. Indicators otherwise looking neutral

[Anonymous No.19768103]

>>19768082
>he held through the announcements
You have a gambling addiction dont you?

[Anonymous No.19768107]

>>19768077

Not too much. Mylan is doing well though

https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

[Anonymous No.19768109]

Gentlemen, an early morning announcement...

FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.19768115]

>>19768069
Silence, it is time for the 10k party. POGGERS

[Anonymous No.19768121]

Friendly reminder that this is crab week

[Anonymous No.19768122]

>>19768121
we've been going up every day so far

[Anonymous No.19768132]

>>19767926

does it has penis?

[Anonymous No.19768134]

>>19768080
>>19768115
they've already ended the 10k party before
what we need to focus on instead is the "near 10k party"

[That TVIX nig (LCI Brah) No.19768137]

>>19766589
Blondie!

[Anonymous No.19768143]

>>19768137
How's your 100k tvix stack (in paper trading)?

[Anonymous No.19768145]

>>19766094
>Weaboos
>3dpd
You’re fucking braindead no doubt.

[Anonymous No.19768146]

>>19768122
It'll go back down by the end of the week

[Anonymous No.19768152]

>>19767094
wow that's the beauty of the stock market right there!

[Anonymous No.19768154]

>>19768146
No way bobo

[Anonymous No.19768155]

Trying to get a position in an airline. Needed a good crab down today.
What are my chances?

[Anonymous No.19768162]

>>19768155
Shit is already down a lot premarket.

[Anonymous No.19768166]

>>19768103
tbf the presentation went pretty good and didn’t send the price plummeting. I sold half my stack at 4.15s and I’m still holding 300 on some far fetched hope they get bought out in the future

[Anonymous No.19768173]

>>19768143
Fuck that, you think I'm stupid enough to buy TVIX with a Fed this inflationist?

[Anonymous No.19768192]

>all that crabbing
Getting annoyed at looking at my 190 XOM bag being around -1% all the time

[Anonymous No.19768196]

PLEASE SIRS MY VILLAGE NEEDS FINANCIAL ADVICE
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[Anonymous No.19768211]

im selling everything today

[Anonymous No.19768216]

>>19768211
Ok gotcha buying calls today

[Anonymous No.19768220]

>>19768211
bullish

[Anonymous No.19768228]

>>19768162
So, climb to +1-2% by noon and dump into close. Aftermarket green, overnight/premarket tomorrow dump. Buy thursday.
A solid plan built on hope and a wish

[Anonymous No.19768241]

>>19768196
I think he's made it quite clear he will be BRRRRRRing it up like an AC-10 for some time ti come.

[Anonymous No.19768253]

[Anonymous No.19768262]

>>19768241
Yes but he's BRRRRRRRing as hard as he possibly can, and the market is only crabbing. This should be worrying /smg/ a lot but I never see posts about it.

[Anonymous No.19768274]

Why the fuck is the june 26th open interest on LedgerX through the goddamn roof

[Anonymous No.19768296]

I am but a humble farmer
Going short on AAXN and long on LK
Will my crops grow?

[Anonymous No.19768340]

>>19768262
bearish

[Anonymous No.19768384]

>>19768296
LK......................

[Anonymous No.19768386]

>>19768296
>LK
rsi showing it's oversold, and macd crossed to the positive, technically id say she's about to move up. fundamentally shit company though.
>AAXN
CCI thinks she's in for a tumble, macd hasn't crossed but she's losing buying pressure. rsi say's overbought on 11th, neutral but not oversold
> I'd say your entering tendie season

[Anonymous No.19768390]

SPY premarket is actually up?

[Anonymous No.19768405]

Just funded my TD account with 5k. What do I buy

[Anonymous No.19768410]

>monday was bullish
>tuesday was kangish
>wednesday ? ? ?

[Anonymous No.19768411]

>>19768386
Ty m'lord

[Anonymous No.19768423]

I bought into DAL yesterday at 31.20. Would you guys recommend holding it for a swing trade or should I sell? I’m scared that this news coming from China will crash the airlines again and I can’t see why they should stay up.

[Anonymous No.19768426]

>>19768410

[Anonymous No.19768427]

why did the big boys decide to make oil dump nearly -3% in just a few minutes?

[Anonymous No.19768432]

>>19768410
Bullish

[Anonymous No.19768461]

>>19768427
It’s -1.30% now, not a big deal. At 37.88

[Anonymous No.19768463]

>>19766322
yea

[Anonymous No.19768464]

>>19768461
it went from +1% to -2% dummy

[Anonymous No.19768493]

>>19768464
not a big deal

[Anonymous No.19768513]

>>19768426
>>19768432

[Anonymous No.19768523]

>>19767095
Good reasoning. And I'm so stealing the "Branch Covidians" tag.

[Anonymous No.19768538]

does anyone know where to watch the dave portnoy ddtg livestream?

[Anonymous No.19768551]

How do i buy in this market?
The awings are killing me, always buy too high.
Do I put limit buy for 10% under the usual swing?
Hiw do I buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.19768557]

>>19768464
OHHH Nooo ITS GONNA BE CONTANGO

BETTER BUY THEM TANKERS AMIRITE?!?!!?

[Anonymous No.19768558]

>>19768523

[Anonymous No.19768576]

>>19768523
young samantha saint

[Anonymous No.19768579]

>>19768551
You don't

[Anonymous No.19768596]

>>19766244
the next chick stock that moons?

[Anonymous No.19768609]

>>19768557
i buy wti contracts but feel like a total retard for not buying in april......

[Anonymous No.19768620]

>>19767094
>I should've invested in nigger stock :(
That shit is a trap...I can't imagine how many zombie bagholders it will leave in its wake....
Expect offering in 3......2.....

[Anonymous No.19768624]

>>19768196
Neither he is going to talk about niggers

[Anonymous No.19768635]

>>19768579
Please. I want to have a portfolio of worth. I have nothing else worthwhile in my life. Meaningless job, boring wife.
I just want to gloat about my net worth to the few people I know.
They all have advancing careers and wives that either love them or let them fuck around with thots.
None of them control spending, none of them have good assests. (single family homes that are old and money pits, cars, expensive clothes)
No savings, they drink at bars. Total normies.
I just want 100k net worth and some divvy income so I have one thing over them. I am the bottom bitch in the pecking order. They are growing more distant as my lifestyle falls further behind them.
If I could build a nice investment base, I could show them and walk away with my head held high. Knowing they can never do what I have done, they lack control of money.

Please. You anon friends are all I really love. Please help me win one thing in my shitty life. Do it for me, but also do it for us.

[Anonymous No.19768649]

>>19768635
fucking pathetic seeking validation and social status

you're like a woman, fuck off

[Anonymous No.19768663]

whos that in op?

[Anonymous No.19768669]

>>19768663
bobo irl

[Anonymous No.19768673]

>>19768635
Con't:
My income is low, but my spending is lower. I k ow I will make it one day like this, but I can't wait until my death bed to get my first social win.
I am researching business to buy, getting more education (lol school in your 30's truly a failure launch)
I just need a win. I don't want to off myself at 45 due to a life or failure. I need a win... please... I can't go on like this

[Anonymous No.19768678]

>>19768017
Nah, that’s just daytraders fucking around. Look at the monthly chart. Will moon with imminent pr shortly

[Anonymous No.19768681]

>>19768635

[Anonymous No.19768689]

>>19768669
oh so it's some dumbass

[Anonymous No.19768693]

>>19768635
pick good companies. Preferably ones you like, so you actually give a shit about following them.
>buy the dip
when things are falling, %-30 from ATH, or buy around 52wk low. use technicals to see if something is oversold. look at charts, notice those huge downward moves? that's the dip lad..

[Anonymous No.19768719]

new

>>19768708
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[Anonymous No.19768786]

>>19767177
I think that's the whole argument about institutionalized / systematic racism? That having a black person at the top of the chain changes fuck all?

[Anonymous No.19768805]

>>19766399
Nice poast anon, I agree.
Often what seems like the low risk approach actually ends up being the high risk appraoch in the future, in terms of likelihood of living a bad life. E.g. watching porn and not approaching girls, being lazy, playing videogames etc all seem like low risk things, but really you're risking success and fun in the future for some comfort today. Discomfort can teach you a lot of things and pain makes you strong.

[Anonymous No.19768868]

>>19768192
Same friend. 200 shares and have been floating around -3% for ages

[Anonymous No.19769184]

>>19767585
Masterpiece