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>> No.19730209

Jewish doctors stole my foreskin

>> No.19730217

second for AAAAHH

>> No.19730218

>>19730209
me 2... sux bad... its probably in some vault in tel aviv

>> No.19730223
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SIX MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19730228

red for a bear day its over bros we're bleeding red

>> No.19730233

I just bought VILX

Was this a good way to short the S&P 500?

>> No.19730245

>>19730195
https://youtu.be/BxRYwLMXesw

>> No.19730248
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>>19730195
Bobo reporting in.

>> No.19730250

>all this DFEN playing during such uncertainty
it is a leveraged ETF, you don't hold it in these times. With uncertainty you are far better off with the robinhood-popular JETS, the millennial zoomers are unironically right about that one.

>> No.19730251
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19730251

it's over for me

>> No.19730252
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19730252

they played us like a fiddle bros

>> No.19730253

> tfw bought petro at the top
I WANT MY MONEY BACK REEEEEEEEE

>> No.19730254

4 minutes until show time. Who's ready to get out there and sell!

>> No.19730262

Wait a sec, just how many stocks have already plummeted to prices equal to or lower than mid May already? This looks worrisome.

>> No.19730264

what put do i buy at open ahhhhhhh

>> No.19730278

>>19730264
You should get calls at open and sell at 1030.

>> No.19730283

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BEARCVCKS GETTING CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL DICK SVRGE! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

>> No.19730285

CHEAPIES CHEAPIES GIVE ME CHEAPIES

>> No.19730284
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>>19730248
Crab in cash
Standing by

>> No.19730286

>>19730264
FLIY

>> No.19730287

>>19730252
I don't feel so good, bros.

>> No.19730288

I am financially ruined.

>> No.19730289

>>19730252
This isn't news. Big money has always been scamming retail investors into bagholding and pnd's.

>> No.19730291

just gonna hop out of this market for a few days

>> No.19730297

*tink tink*
*AHEM*
Buffett was right about airlines
>>19730250
Just a natural extension of neoconboomer investing where you pick up defense and its sluggish growth and "divvies" so you can say you make money when they bomb ENEMIES OF AMERICA
Let them lose money.

>> No.19730299
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>>19730195
Indeed it has

>> No.19730300

>>19730264
a rope

>> No.19730306

>>19730250
Nah. You DCA into a leveraged ETF using a long time horizon, say one contribution a day for 100 days. Or use a modified martingale schedule: everytime stock is higher than cost basis on your investment time of the day, you put in X. If it's lower than your cost basis, you put in 2X the first consecutive time, 4X the next... until you're out of cash.

>> No.19730309

Oh no no no you guys told me it would be positive by open

>> No.19730311

>>19730288
you should become my maid

>> No.19730312
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>>19730195
I wanted to make a quick speech before market open my fellow bulls, have a good day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpCb3xjh-Kk

>> No.19730313

How much of XOM do I buy?
Maybe wait tomorrow?

>> No.19730314

>>19730278
This is honestly a great idea. They'll try to pump at open 100%. Wouldn't be surprised if it goes back to flat.

>> No.19730315

Some of you bulls are okay. Don't show up to market tomorrow.

>> No.19730317

>>19730289
finally found a way to scam them back
money won from market maker scammer is 10x sweeter than money earned

>> No.19730320

Can we have an nhentai tag that isn't tom boy, hand holding or inflation for once? yets make sure pubes are next on the tag list

>> No.19730323

baltic dry index rose from 698, to 923, seems like shipping stocks are semi laggard on them, they just keep dropping like a stone as if it were an inverse. anyone else in shipping stocks?

GSL
GRIN
KEX

>> No.19730324

Tell me all you know about TVIX. Why is it so wild and why does it go up and down so much?

>> No.19730325
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19730325

Who else is planning on buying calls today?

>> No.19730328

>>19730252
this is such retardation that they've been saying forever. you can't prove it, but you can prove that flash trading fucks literally jew you out of pennies by literally seeing orders before anyone even knows they're buying from the flash trader for a few cents more.

>> No.19730331
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>>19730299
You think those cops are the only thing defending the bull matey?

>> No.19730334

>>19730299
You can't sell your stocks if they won't let you into the exchange. They're doing the bulls a favor.

>> No.19730335

>>19730299
Saved, I swear /smg/ has the dankest memes

>> No.19730339
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19730339

When do I sell GNUS? I bought in at $4.14 on Friday and it's mooning. Will it keep going up or should I sell at open?

>> No.19730343

>>19730306
>martingale

I used to do that when I played Blackjack. It works beautifully until you lose 7 times in a row.

>> No.19730346

>>19730320
OP threads if you care about whats in the links

>> No.19730348

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6c9yE4uSKM

>> No.19730350
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>> No.19730349
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>>19730323

>> No.19730352

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.19730355

i hearby declare a +20% day on your portfolio

>> No.19730356
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19730356

GENTLEMEN
SYNCHRONIZE YOUR DEATH WATCHES

>> No.19730358

>market open draws near
>futures get worse
>all my stocks are going up and having me lose less

I am worried, hold me. This seems fishy af

>>19730297
I wish i could pick up some defense genuinely, but it is all so high compared to rest of the market right now. And RTX is too high too.

>>19730306
How did that work out for SQQQ again?

>> No.19730362

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19730364

>>19730264
XOM

>> No.19730367
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19730367

Wew

>> No.19730372
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>> No.19730373

yup
it was a down day
fellow bullchads, this is it

>> No.19730379
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19730379

This app is good and well made

>> No.19730380

>>19730313
666 shares, wait for Wednesday EOD

>> No.19730382

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
BOYS AND GIRLS

...It's dying time.

>> No.19730386

>MY TVIX PRE MARKET BUY STILL PENDING

>> No.19730387

>>19730367
Here we go again.
Glad I didn't sell.

>> No.19730392

>TVIX shoots up 20% in literally 2 minutes of opening

ya, it's over.

>> No.19730396

>>19730317
fuck em. I've embraced the clown market and opposite world market logic. I see a bankruptcy and think "buy opportunity". I see a new product announcement and think "short that shit". The market is pure meme magic.

>> No.19730397

>>19730387
its a glitch retard

>> No.19730399

FUCKING KILL ME

>> No.19730400

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!

>> No.19730404

BEARS FINALLY WIN

>> No.19730411

Sell puts now or hold?

>> No.19730412

>>19730392
FUCK IM MISSING OUT

>> No.19730414

>>19730367
>>19730387
Jinxed yourselves

>> No.19730415
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19730415

there are retards browsing this thread RIGHT NOW who thought it was going to open green

>> No.19730416
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19730416

how low can we go?

>> No.19730418
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>>19730324
Bear/mumu magic.

>> No.19730419

>SPY under 300

ya, it's definitely over. wake me the fuck up. I think we're going back to 2008 boys.

>> No.19730422

Daily reminder that the bull thesis was literally "TINA" which is to say that holding pieces of stock certificates is the better play than investing the money in any productive way.
Current bulltards are LITERALLY betting against America

>> No.19730428

hot damn should I just invest in tvix and ignore it for 3 months

>> No.19730429
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>> No.19730431

>>19730324
tvix goes up tvix goes down
you can't explain that

>> No.19730434

[In a major key accompanied by an acoustic guitar]
I FELT THE AIR RISE UP IN ME~

>> No.19730437

and just like that! SPY will never be over 300 again

>> No.19730438

>>19730416
Zero.

>> No.19730440

>>19730412
missing out of what? TVIX is p shit investment and you can't even do options on them. I have a few as a joke, but at open tomorrow, i'm probably divesting myself from it.

>> No.19730441

>>19730416
That bobo is really cute

>> No.19730444

>>19730343
Yeah, you need to have enough cash for a highly unlikely string of failures, and a good idea of the probability landscape. In particular, you need a take-profit level. I wouldn't gamble with martingale without being able to play through 15 doublings of the initial.

>>19730358
SQQQ is inverse QQQ. Firstly, you should never invest in inverse ETFs of any kind because they don't actually track the inverse of the underlying. Rather, you should short the underlying. Even with a 7% margin rate it's still more profitable. Secondly, anyone who DCAd on TQQQ already made back almost 100% of their investment so far. You should never DCA into a short position because the market goes up overall, also.

>>19730250
I saw that historically (history is kinda short though), shorting DFEN acts as the best possible market hedge out there: grows slow in growth periods, falls sharply in dips and recovers much slower than market. It could be people covering their DFEN shorts.

>> No.19730445

>first 5 minute opening candle starts up 40 cents
>thinks about it for a second
>"Nah, fuck this"
>reverses within the 5 minutes

uh oh

>> No.19730449
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REPENT SINNERS

>> No.19730448

bobo please youve made your point

>> No.19730454
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19730454

it will close 5% down, right?

>> No.19730457

this is exactly how we started on Thursday...

>> No.19730459

Guys I'm not logging into my brokerage today. Just stop and look away. Not worth getting stressed. Guaranteed we will be up for the week.

>> No.19730460

>>19730440
>TVIX options
Peak niggertard.

>> No.19730463
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19730463

FREE FAAAAAAAALLIN'

>> No.19730465

Can we trip circuit breaker again?

>> No.19730468
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19730468

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19730469
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>> No.19730473

>>19730440
I have 3k buy and it's not filling, if it did at open I would have made money

>> No.19730474

Sold everything.
Got out at only -0.29% annual return.

Weekend bags, bruh.

Now I gotta spend all fucking day playing chicken with these short thingies and seeing how big a dildo there is.

Jesus, maybe I should just buy in on Wednesday and sleep until then.

>> No.19730475
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>> No.19730476

>>19730101
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/buffetts-company-accused-planting-bricks-060129006.html

>according to Alex jones

Into the trash it goes

>>19729454
I've been buying a little KO. I think most people on this board stay away from the blue chips and go for meme-ier plays.

>>19729455
DCA is just a hedge against uncertainty. Nothing memey about it. For most people it would be better to DCA than try to time in and out.

>>19729476
In this theory it's because you don't know where the bottom is so it's better to buy a little bit higher than the bottom on the way up than it is to buy a little bit higher on the way down.
The problem is you don't really know where the bottom is. So instead just follow this advice from Howard Marks

>"So it's my view that waiting for the bottom is folly. What, then, should be the investor's criteria? The answer's simple: if something's cheap – based on the relationship between price and intrinsic value – you should buy, and if it cheapens further, you should buy more."

>> No.19730479
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>>19730454
Will trip circuit breaker at 15%.

>> No.19730480
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19730481
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19730481

SAVE YOURSELF

HEDGE WITH SDOW

>> No.19730483
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19730483

>mfw sold last Monday afternoon and have been spectating the shitstorm every single day since then

>> No.19730490
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19730490

Bull chads, we are fucked.

>> No.19730492

>>19730474
You already posted this faggot

>> No.19730493

>>19730483
man...if I could go back in time...jump out on the friday before

>> No.19730494
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH
SUGGEST ME A PAINLESS AND PEACEFUL WAY.

>> No.19730496
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19730496

ALL IN TQQQ

>> No.19730497

EXIT.ALL.MARKETS.

>> No.19730498
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19730498

i'm still holding NKLA what the fuck do i do

>> No.19730499
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19730499

WFC

>> No.19730504

ITS POOOOOOOOOMMPPPPAN


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19730505
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19730505

ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

>> No.19730507

>CRSP going green
lol

>> No.19730511

>>19730444
>I wouldn't gamble with martingale without being able to play through 15 doublings of the initial.


Fifteen? That's insane and not realistic. A $5 bet would reach $80,000 by the end of 15 doublings.

>> No.19730512
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>>19730475

>> No.19730515

Noooooo it's going back up

>> No.19730516

Guys I really don't think this is the dip

>> No.19730517

I am finically destroyed

>> No.19730519

>>19730499
Stop shilling that you piece of shit

>> No.19730520
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19730520

OH NO BEARKEKS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.19730521

>>19730492
then the thread died and i wanted to play in the game, too. T_T

>> No.19730522

Looks like these semen slurping markets aren't for me

>> No.19730523

>>19730505
I dunno I switched to longs right before open, and we're pumping. Something about the protest out in front of the NYSE is keeping everybody from being able to sell.

>> No.19730524

>>19730422
>corporations told they have to give their customers and employees rights
>"lol, we aren't the government, we can do whatever we want"
>people bet against corporations
>"NOOOOOO! WE'RE THE REAL FIFTH ESTATE! BETTING AGAINST US IS LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY NO DIFFERENT THAN SAYING YOU HOPE AMERICA FAILS!"

>> No.19730525

ARE TANKERS SAFE? I'LL SELL EVERYTHING ELSE I FUCKING SWEAR

>> No.19730527

>>19730494
by waiting it out peacefully, it won't last forever and eventually you'll make the money back if you didn't go all in on meme stocks

>> No.19730528

>>19730494
Running an olive orchard in Arizona Injun land

>> No.19730529

i have a bunch of pending sells that arent going through, but If it cancel them they trigger immdiately. fucking robin hood.

>> No.19730531

>>19730525
HODL

>> No.19730533

PLEASE GO POSITIVE FOR THE DAY

>> No.19730535

>>19730516

it isn't, it's the trap to get people to think they bought the dip before the actual dump commences

>> No.19730536

CINEPLEX PLUNGES 21% AFTER CINEWORLD TERMINATES ACQUISITION
>CINEPLEX PLUNGES 21% AFTER CINEWORLD TERMINATES ACQUISITION
CINEPLEX PLUNGES 21% AFTER CINEWORLD TERMINATES ACQUISITION
>CINEPLEX PLUNGES 21% AFTER CINEWORLD TERMINATES ACQUISITION
CINEPLEX PLUNGES 21% AFTER CINEWORLD TERMINATES ACQUISITION
>CINEPLEX PLUNGES 21% AFTER CINEWORLD TERMINATES ACQUISITION
CINEPLEX PLUNGES 21% AFTER CINEWORLD TERMINATES ACQUISITION
>CINEPLEX PLUNGES 21% AFTER CINEWORLD TERMINATES ACQUISITION

>> No.19730539
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19730539

Fuck. Its over.

>> No.19730541

>>19730523
godspeed bro

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>>19730505
You are just a pawn in my game mumu.

>> No.19730547

STOP FUCKING GOING UP I WANT TO BUY MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.19730552

It will continue to go up for the next 50 minutes, and then plummet and end red.

>> No.19730557

Who's going BALLS deep in TQQQ today?

>> No.19730558

>PTON is going to moon
I should have never sold

>> No.19730561

>>19730552
we're up 3 percent at the bell

>> No.19730567

>>19730483
Wish i sold last monday wouldve been up massively

>> No.19730569

>>19730339
june 3rd

>> No.19730573
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19730573

LAST CALL FOR BAGS MUMU, ALL ABOARD.

>> No.19730574

>>19730380
What's with EOD? It has a great yield and a lowish payout ratio. Why isn't it higher?

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[Intense anime music]

>> No.19730587
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19730587

FUCK!!!!!!!!! GO DOWN YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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19730593

Bobos trying to shake me out of another 200$ I know what these stocks are worth you idiots.

>> No.19730596

Why is fucking HTZ pumping in this clown market?

>> No.19730601

>>19730567
We got greedy. Learn from it.

>> No.19730611

We will retest SPY 220 before we ever hit SPY 330. Printers are running out of ink. Free money is drying up. The real pain is going to start now.

>> No.19730614
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19730614

STOP SELLING $SPY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.19730616

JUST FUCKING BUY GOLD ALREADY
IT'S SO SHINY AND YELLOW

>> No.19730619

AAAAAAAA TD YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.19730621

>>19730611
complete mis-read of the market

>> No.19730627

>>19730596
Unironically robin hooders

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>>19730611
go to sleep bobo

>> No.19730633

>>19730621
K. My puts are printing and I'm assuming you just lost a lot of money.

>> No.19730640

down only 6% and more stimulus coming. buy now and/or hold for green week

>> No.19730642

I NEED THE GREEN LINE TO GO UP

>> No.19730648
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ogre

>> No.19730649

I'm trying to better understand what VIX and TVIX actually mean when they track 'volatility'.

If some index is crabbing then that's basically low volatility right? The swings are small in either direction. So the price of VIX should be low, and when that index is making larger moves the 'price' goes up? But then how does the price of these assets sustain themselves over multiple days? Is the "Buy-Low Sell-High" equivalent just "Buy-Crab Sell-Moon/Crash"?

>> No.19730650

IM BUYING OAS
FUCK YOU OIL PEDDLERS YOU WIN

>> No.19730652

BIG RED DILDOS

>> No.19730653

>>19730444
shorting DFEN is an interesting idea. Thanks for bringing that to my awareness. Also agreed on SQQQ, but all leveraged ETFs suffer decay is my point.

>> No.19730654

>>19730633
no, this is a dump week and i already anticipated
every single trader gaining money through put will lose it later
that's what you get for betting against america and suckling on the jews
mark my words

>> No.19730656

>>19730642
Red line printer go brrrrr

>> No.19730658

Whats with the volume?

>> No.19730667
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19730667

/pol/ack here. Just wanted to say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I greedy bears, should have pulled out Friday when it somewhat recovered. Amateur

>> No.19730670

>>19730649
Go ahead and look at the chart of the SP500 and VIX together

>> No.19730673

and walla!

Just like that SPY will never be above 300 again

>> No.19730676

buy MPC

>> No.19730682

>>19730673
its voila

>> No.19730683

>>19730667
>greedy bears
> should have pulled out Friday when it somewhat recovered
What did the retard mean by this?

>> No.19730684

>>19730667
>/pol/ack here
cringe

>> No.19730688
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snib snab now we crab

>> No.19730689

>>19730658
People realize this is all fake.

>> No.19730690

>>19730667
>/pol/ack here.

go back and never come back faggot.

>> No.19730691

>>19730601
Yep. I got cocky. Should have freaking sold. It was enough money that if I thrww 10k into a stock i could forget and not worry even if a 10 day dump occured. Walked away with such a smaller amount in comparison.

>> No.19730693

>>19730682
its allah

>> No.19730694

>>19730649
VIX is mostly tied to the number of put contracts. It is entirely possible the VIX can be high and go higher even if there is only a gradual or steady decline downward in the indexes themselves. Because puts are "fear" of downturns.
IIRC TVIX is actually trading off of VIX futures contracts. So if the VIX spikes suddenly, TVIX will as well.

>> No.19730695
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>>19730667
smoothbrain tourists leave

>> No.19730699

should i buy calls on Microsoft?

>> No.19730700
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>>19730621
Fundamentals are totally solid, companies aren't running on fumes, held up by immense corporate debt. Every company is unironically buying back their worthless shares and paying dividends with debt, makes shitcoins look honest. Here is INTC.

>> No.19730717

It's going up. Why?

>> No.19730719
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Fuck. I'm buying DIS

>> No.19730724
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>>19730717
Fun gun earnings?

>> No.19730728
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>>19730667
>greedy bears
>should have pulled out Friday when it somewhat recovered. Amateur
what?...
>/pol/ack
oh, now it makes sense, he's retarded

>> No.19730729
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19730729

>bought the dip at open
>sold 10mins after
I'll take my 4% ty fuck holding bags

>> No.19730730

>>19730717
the bogs want some fomo spending before the big rug pull

>> No.19730731

>>19730717
Stocks always go up because they always go up

>> No.19730733
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>>19730667
>greedy bears
>/pol/ack here

Pic related

>> No.19730734
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19730734

>FED ENCOURAGES LENDERS TO START MAIN STREET LENDING IMMEDIATELY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POWELL IS DESPERATE

>> No.19730736

>>19730717
Dip buyers and PPT

>> No.19730738
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Yeah IVR is showing real strength at this price range

>> No.19730740

Hows it looking boys?

>> No.19730744
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19730744

Good mornin all!

>> No.19730745

are there any free charting software that lets you see things by the second without paying for it?

>> No.19730747

>>19730654
No, bulls are betting against America and betting FOR the jews.
>>19730422

>> No.19730752

I just want to point out to my fellow IVR chads, that this stocks support is indeed rock mother fucking solid as it is showing today, WEW.

>> No.19730754
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19730754

R-Remember goys, time in market > timing the market :DDD

>> No.19730757

>>19730740
Go back to sleep

>> No.19730762

jep i shorted the bottom and i dont know if i should go out of this retarded trade now or hold

>> No.19730767
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19730767

You only had to listen...

>> No.19730768

do i buy now or wait
fuck i need to be more confident

>> No.19730769
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>>19730744
>CUK
kek the perfect ticker to get fucked on

>> No.19730770
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19730770

>>19730740
waiting

>> No.19730772

>>19730682
>>19730693
Yallah habibi

>> No.19730776

>>19730667
You can stay friend don't listen to the bears.

>> No.19730777
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>>19730691
Literally me last Monday
>hurr I'm only up 40% since Friday
>me want 3x
Im so FUCKING stupid

>> No.19730780

>>19730717
Dip buyers.

People assume under 3k is a buy zone. I expect it to bounce off 3k

>> No.19730781

Hmmmm XOM?

>> No.19730785
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19730785

You knew this was coming today but you didn't sell anyway.

>> No.19730786
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19730786

ANYONE WANT TO PROFIT FROM DOWNTURN PLEASE DO IT THIS WAY!!!

sell deep itm covered calls instead of buying puts
since the call is so deep itm, it's guaranteed that on the other side of the trade is a market maker (or shall we call it market manipulator)
market makers do pump and dump so that price reach max pain where majority of options expire worthless

please take profit from the joos rather than from retail traders

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>>19730520

>> No.19730789

>>19730740
Buy the dip

>> No.19730790
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19730790

It’s time GNUS chads to rise

>> No.19730791
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19730791

Picked up some SPY calls that are on sale bigly this morning. What a wonderful opportunity!!

>> No.19730797
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19730797

And I'm back in the green boys.

>> No.19730798

>>19730767
>DOW

no one fucking cares about the DOW

>> No.19730799
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>>19730738
;^) bears denied today.
They really even tried to bet against 2 value stocks I own.
Inb4 TVIX crash.

>> No.19730802

>>19730768
Consider investing in TRT instead

>> No.19730808

>>19730798
based

>> No.19730809

whats ATHX up to?

>> No.19730810

V-Shaped recovery?

>> No.19730814
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Watching SPY trying to break 300 is fascinating.

>> No.19730815

>>19730717
dead cat bounce

>> No.19730817
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Let's do this, bullbros!

>tfw always get stranded in old threads

>> No.19730821

Guys I am going to be sick

>> No.19730827

>>19730323
A lot of people might not want to invest in Shipping Stocks because there will be less outsourcing and long supply lines in the future thanks to COVID. Only thing I can think of

>> No.19730828

I sold everything on Thursday, don't regret it at all

>> No.19730835

we just gonna crab the rest of the day @-2%?

>> No.19730837

>>19730690
Not him, but dilate, reddit tranny

>> No.19730838
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>>19730717
last call for bag holders.

>> No.19730844

>300
just fuck my whole life up bros

>> No.19730846

It gapped down under 3000 and stayed under since yesterday implying big boys don't give a fuck.

I wonder if it will touch 3k and crash back down due to lack or large money pushing it

>> No.19730847

>>19730195
WEW LAD

>> No.19730854

>>19730790
In the 90's Arnold invested heavily in Planet Hollywood restaurants. When they weren't doing to well Arnold was asked about it. He said (loosely) that business is a skill. It took me years to learn to be a better actor and I need to learn more about business.

The business never took off. Arnold failed.

>> No.19730861

>>19730837
>Not him

I can see your ID, of course you aren't him, but you might as well be given how clearly pedestrian you are. also get better memes retard.

>> No.19730864
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19730864

What happened to circuit breakers? SPY touched 300 :(

Do I hold my puts? SPY 295 6/22

>> No.19730867

>>19730821
Do we need to put you in quarantine or what?

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>>19730767
i will never understand how people will think events that happened literally 100 years ago under entirely different circumstances and with 100 years old technology... well nvm

>> No.19730876

>>19730790
>Taking political and business advice from people solely because they're famous

>> No.19730881

I sold on Wednesday. Not the best timing but I was up massively - would have been shitting my pants if I was still holding bags.

Question to non-retards: are we going to the bottom?

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>>19730854
>people unironically thinking an austrian meathead has any more insight cause he's famous
I'd unironically rather take advice from here than from that dumbass

>> No.19730887

>>19730195
Should I buy back into KOS, is this the floor? Or did they just get the typical market pump and I was lucky to get out with any profit at all? KOS bros do you regret holding?

>> No.19730889
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19730889

Yeah, dips cancelled

>> No.19730898

>>19730876
it's just like cryptotards jerking off to "partnerships" it makes them feel comfortable some retard throws in big money or clout to it. also free publicity.

>> No.19730908

>>19730889
NOOOO I WANT TO BUY IN LOWER GO LOWER DAMNIT

>> No.19730911
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do I hold my spy puts? SPY touched 300

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>>19730688

>> No.19730916
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>>19730769
I actually got in here, so I plan on being the fucker^•^

>> No.19730919

Someone sell me on XOM. Its fundamentals look pretty good from a value standpoint

>> No.19730926
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>>19730889
Moon mission today, I’m watching shorts get obliterated.

>> No.19730928
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>> No.19730931

>>19730911
Yes.

>> No.19730932

>>19730915
feels good. I dropped off some UVXY. I guess i'll buy back tuesday close or wednesday, I'm guessing.

>> No.19730933

>>19730777
iktfb. I'm so angry at my greediness, should've just taken 8k of profit and be happy. Now I'm stressed because my profit fell below 3k. Most of my bags are currently in XOM and DIS though, I kinda don't see them falling a lot... Well not so sure about XOM but DIS has been pretty stable for a while and didn't surge crazily with Robinhooders attack

>> No.19730935

>>19730916
>tfw got in midway through the fall

>> No.19730936

>>19730744
>CUK

lmaoing@urlife

>> No.19730938

I love the contradiction of stocks falling because of corona but biotech just slugging along because people think deep down it's total bullshit lol

>> No.19730940
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19730940

current mood

>> No.19730941

>>19730889
c'mon what the fuck is up with AMD. I believe in its fundamentals. But fuck, I cannot ever buy in with the current valuation.
fuck I'm just gonna buy TSM instead at this rate for my tech play.

>> No.19730945
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Moooooooo

>> No.19730944
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19730944

he made the call

>> No.19730947

>>19730670
It can't be as simple as just the opposite of each other, you could just swing trade some portion of whatever was up each day and put the proceeds into the other and repeat when the market swings back the other way.

>>19730694
Hmm, if that's the case I guess I'll have to read up on options again, I understand sort of what they are. But I don't have a quick intuition of what more calls compared to puts means for market sentiment as of yet. Thanks!

>> No.19730951

I SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN
FUCK THIS RETARDED MARKET
FUCK THIS

>> No.19730953

Thoughts on $EROS?

>> No.19730956

LMAO the only reason its dead cat bouncing is because people THINK its the floor.
Dumb fucks
This was a coronavirus sell off, and we're JUST starting to see the numbers from reopening, and thats GLOBAL.
Protest numbers arent even in yet.
They will be in a week, maybe this week.
Smart money has dumped you stupid fucks.
Get the fuck out or die

>> No.19730957

my SPY puts are bleeding...

>> No.19730958

>>19730717
Jerome Powell said something. If cases are now finally spiking in the south the market is going to tank for the summer. Yeah no leaving in May and coming back in September this year.

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>>19730889
Based fellow AMD CHAD!

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>>19730951
get rekt bobo

>> No.19730962
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Clown market
Expect a sharp dump soon as jews take profits

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>>19730941
Stay poor faggot. AMDchads run this market.

>> No.19730965

>>19730919
Look at the whole graph. Does it look like it's something worth investing in?
No.
That said, you can trade it, it goes to 50 pretty easy.

>> No.19730966

>that buy order for AMD
what the fuck

>> No.19730969

>>19730919
It's good for long hold. Valued civvies as well.

>> No.19730971

Thoughts on Boeing?

>> No.19730972

>>19730945
Fuck bears DESU

>> No.19730973

>>19730938
yeah, biotech is a total joke sector full of bullshit. it was underperforming up til this point for a reason and I think rona just demonstrated how shit of an industry it really is.

>> No.19730974
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Bull trap

>> No.19730981

>>19730959
am i to late to buy in? ive been watching this shit for the past week to go down

>> No.19730986
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>>19730951

>> No.19730987

>>19730971
Pumped by the same forces of the DOW index ETFs that pumps Zoom for the NASDAQ

>> No.19730992

>>19730195
wtf is lufthansa doing...AAL already recovering from the -10% dip today and lufthansa stuck at - 5%...fucking germans

>> No.19730993

>>19730945
That's a fine looking Spanish steer

>> No.19730994

>>19730919
That's literally the selling point. Oil is just hard to hold due it volatility and cyclical business cycles.
I mean electric is the future but thats a very far away future and every single military vehicle I'm aware of runs on combustion.

>> No.19730995

Sure, why not buy TVIX?

>> No.19730997
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>>19730981
Yes way to late, get McDonald’s job wagie.

>> No.19730998

>>19730974
Why does the dollar index sink when the market climbs back up?

>> No.19731000

FUCKING SELL ALREADY

>> No.19731002

It's going to start going back down now right?

>> No.19731005

Whatever sniff keeps offloading COTY needs to knock it the fuck off

>> No.19731006

>>19730951
hold faggot, don't watch the market on 1 minute charts.

>> No.19731009

>>19730974
Pretty much, we're just bouncing off the 314 sma before we break

>> No.19731010

>>19728212
i told you we would reverse. literally caught the exact bottom

>>19728251
this is why people don't make money trading
line go down they sell. instead of going in

>> No.19731011
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GO JEROME YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

>> No.19731012

>>19730997
you cant do this to me it surely has to dump i mean that ps5 press conference was only last week

>> No.19731018
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19731018

>>19730283
this but unironically
fuck bobo

>> No.19731021

>>19731009
What does that mean? You think we're going *up* to no more than $314?

>> No.19731022

>>19730956
Realistically the protest numbers are going to be no where near the memorial day and reopening spikes so I think we should be relatively in the clear.

Only thing that has me on edge now is trump starting shit with china again

>> No.19731024

>>19730973
It's only going to boom if it's mandated, I'm wondering if the rich that got in are trying to force it or something. I've managed to stay green because of calls on some of them but fuck me they are worthless. They press keeps shitting on airlines and they somehow stay above water, then the press hypes bio tech to no end and it's just budges up a bit then shoots back down. My takeaway from all of this is go with diversified mercenary companies that aren't shy about defense spending and weapons. I wish I had just gone all in with them from the beginning.

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>>19730974
Bouncing dead cat.

>> No.19731027

>>19731002
nigga go back to your fruit trees baggie ass

>> No.19731028

>>19730981
Wait for the next drop, it's probably bouncing off $58-$59 again.

Long-term, it's definitely a good stock to hold.

>> No.19731030

>>19730195
the delay on tradingview is a travesty

>> No.19731032
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THIS IS BOBO, I LIKE YOU GUYS, SELL NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

>> No.19731033

>>19730323
im in $Ship 90% and Tops 10%.
Ships been doing very well lately with earnings even during all this pandemic(if it hadn’t happened they’d be mooning at this moment) so i’m expecting easy 2-6x from them.

>> No.19731035
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IT'S PUMPING

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>>19730974
Bear trap

>> No.19731039

>>19730962
I fully expect a further dump today but why do jumps like this occur? Literally billions flowing back into exchanges and shitcoin markets simultaneously with no discernible reason - who would actually be buying this?

>> No.19731040

>>19731028
when do you think that will be?

>> No.19731041

>>19731009
Btw are there any good web UIs that just have some moving averages and candles I can look without having to configure anything myself?

>> No.19731043

Wow, we starting to come back boys! Bulls are being let loose!

>>19730963
My one regret in this market is not buying AMD at its lows. Or at all. Too late now I feel for expected returns vs. risk, but once I profit elsewhere and market stabilizes I will get it for growth. Yall were right about this stock.

>>19730973
I been buying the shit out of this biotech dip. With rona cases rising and vaccine trials still increasing, I feel the oncoming sense of retard strength pumps. I think it is foolish to not buy this biotech dip.

>> No.19731044

I made a robinhood account and I buy ten shares of anything that gets pajeet level shilling here to see how bad it would do if you took the advice given here. -25 percent as of this morning

>> No.19731048

>NAIL 2% from green

Cmon you son of a bitch I know you can do it

>> No.19731051

>>19731012
It will dump. The incubation period is 2 weeks.
Oh you have no idea. This is just the beginning.
You just saw a perfect storm, thousands of people tightly together in the streets, after a pandemic. And you arent selling.
You wont sell until the streets run crimson
Sell now. Exit. Exit right now. This is your last chance.
You have no idea how bad things really are.

>> No.19731052

>>19731040
When it happens. Stop being an impatient bitch.

>> No.19731053

is $18 worth being able to buy today or should I wait until tomorrow?

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>>19730956
Cases are pumping up too high in the south to be bullsish. The US trend for the disease has flat lined from it's decline and is going to start ticking up.
>Note this isn't the second wave just the end of the first one.

>> No.19731055

>>19731039
Zombies buying the dip and algos following

>> No.19731063

>>19731039
>>19731039
Opening bell is literally the most volatile time of the day

>> No.19731064

>>19731043
>I think it is foolish to not buy this biotech dip.

good luck I guess. I still think biotech is a fundamentally flawed industry and the technology and sciences aren't there yet.

>> No.19731065

Sell your positions right now and re-buy later today in the red. Don't regret it later.

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>>19731055
RH wins again

>> No.19731069

>>19731051
so if you have completely exited the stock market are you just here out of the goodness of your hear or something? why would someone only in cash be here at all?

>> No.19731072

>>19731044
Buy $EROS we are a real Pajeet company and I am all in with upcoming merger with STX and ads being released

>> No.19731074

>>19731021
314 day moving average, at opening we touched it and are currently bouncing off. I use it in addition too the 200 day cause pi being the answer to a lot of shit. It's essentially just a different moving average

>> No.19731076
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FUCK THIS MARKET

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CODX boomin with the panic buys.

I told you faggots to get in on this last week before the second wave but the only people who would pay me attention said they couldn't even manage a conference call.

Let's see any of your dead companies make it to your next conference call.

>> No.19731078

>>19730941
Just buy it instead of trying to time it you idiot.

>> No.19731080

>>19731039
after hour gaps get filled during prime time, people don't want to miss out on the """dip""", hedging, many reasons for it to go up after a significant downturn

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>>19731032
See you at When TVIX is $30.
Very very soon.

>> No.19731082
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YES

$SPY GO UP

>> No.19731085

Holy shit the ORCL calls I bought Friday are green, please let earnings be good

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>>19730971
Normally I'd say shit but this is a clown market so

>> No.19731091

>>19731039
It shakes out the weak hands(on shorts) and retail speculators chasing the "dip".

>> No.19731095

>>19731041
Trading view, most brokerages that arent robinhood should have some decent one

>> No.19731096

>>19730935
I disagree, obviously. Whatever happens I can wait.

>> No.19731098

>>19731081
Doubt.jpg

>> No.19731100

>>19731074
>I use it in addition too the 200 day cause pi being the answer to a lot of shit

The absolute state of TA on /biz/

>> No.19731101

>>19731069
Its entertaining to see people not selling.
New cases are spiking, and its monday. Its just funny.
Like, you NEED to sell.

>> No.19731102

>>19731051
That is true. In Aus we had protest all over our country and in Melborune there were 2 protestors that came back positive with covid-19.

Give it 2 weeks and watch our markets fall back to 5000 points and we go back into lock down again.

>> No.19731108

>>19731081
Tvix is in backwardation. Any down days are exponentially feeding its gain

They'll have to absolutely nuke the VIX at this point to damage it

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>>19731037
>>19730974
You stupid fucks fell for the trap trap.

>> No.19731112

>>19730777
Checked. Big dumb

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Buy the cat guys. I swear it is not dead

>> No.19731123

>>19731096
im not predicting the future, im telling you i bought in like 2 weeks before you

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>>19731076
go away retard

>> No.19731127

>>19731118
wtf is that real

>> No.19731135

the biggest clowns in this thread are the ones who think they know whats going on

>> No.19731137

>>19731100
Cause fib retracements are any less autistic

>> No.19731143

>>19730827
i don’t think so.
covid is over rated meme disease the US and world governments won’t enforce another lockdown itd be pointless and just damage the economy beyond repair and require another round of huge brrring.
realistically whats going to happen is they will say fuck it and just let the old people die so they can preserve their economy.

>> No.19731145

They better get the protesters out of the way so the sellers can come back to the stock exchange.

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>>19731081
Nigger TVIX might hit 30 around August right before the second wave but i find it doubtful.

>> No.19731158

>>19731127
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
KITTY DANCE
WTF
HOW IT DANCE

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>buys TVIX
>buys big loss cheapies
>watches my portfolio play red light green light
>making money no matter what

>> No.19731162

>>19731135
The FUD is crazy today.

>> No.19731170

FET just recovered from its opening

>> No.19731171

>>19731064
I think it is a decade early too, but this is corona panic time. I am not willing to long term hold most of these, I am just waiting for the next inevitable retard pump as vaccine development continues. We have more than enough precedent at this point showing that this is what happens, might as well capitalize.

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>>19731108
I’ve seen RHers and even people on this board buy it without understanding what it does. Hilarious, they even thought it was up to the 100k price level.

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>>19731102
lockdown will never happen again, you're retarded if you think it will. the CDC says protestors for nigs are okay but not protestors for reopening. the WHO puts out misinformation constantly. nobody is taking covid seriously and they never will again. people are hardly wearing masks at stores anymore.

>> No.19731182

>>19731137
Fib retracement actually works very well. Just measure pretty much any swing and look at the obvious interaction with the levels. Tons of algos and humans use them because they're self-similar and therefore produce confluence across different timeframes.

Keep being retarded though

>> No.19731186

>>19731143
democrat governors and the media clearly don't give a shit about consequences for it.

>> No.19731187

>Eri green
>mgm headed that way
i dont understand this market

>> No.19731189

7 more minutes until the selling commences.

>> No.19731196

>>19731187
>company's revenue goes up

>stock price goes up

CLOWN WORLD

>> No.19731204

>>19731173
Maybe I'm misunderstanding but isn't the guy you're replying too telling you TVIX is undervalued?

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>>19731111
why i play the stock market

>> No.19731212

>>19731189
They will probably push to 3040 or something first to fill the ugly looking gap on S&P futures

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120 dollars, where should it go??

>> No.19731224

>>19731217
PNC

>> No.19731228

>>19731217
Unironically physical weed

>> No.19731230

>>19731173
i bought one share this morning!

i'm down $14

>> No.19731233

>>19731217
food and water

>> No.19731235

>>19731196
nigga look at the 10 year yield ffs bagggie nigga tripfagging out his ass just som sorta kicks in an anonymous clique, you lacking dawg

>> No.19731239

Can't decide if i should jump outta two at a loss to have more cash on hand... i think gdxj and mvis are worth holding tho

>> No.19731240

>>19731235
go away nigger

>> No.19731243

>>19731182
I use both, you get the same picture from using regular emas. This is just a longer term one with an arbitrary date picked from vague esoteric bs. You can pick a 365 day if you want or just use the regular 200/50/20. Either way we just hit the 200 & the 50, bounce off then go lower

>> No.19731246

>>19731242

>>19731242

>>19731242

New thread

New thread

>> No.19731248

>>19731235
please speak properly, thanks

>> No.19731249

>>19731217
UVXY or SPXS

>> No.19731254

>>19731217
Just enough for a hi-point. Save up and get something better.

>> No.19731256

>>19731235
can somebody translate this from jogger to english?

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>>19731111
exactly.

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>>19731051
I always think ppl are larping when they write something like that.
But the truth is you bears are not trolling or larping.
The truth is people can be firm in their beliefs like you seem to be. Even if the belief is just plain stupid.
It is so funny dudes. SPY 3400 EOW

>> No.19731267

Guys when does the SSL moon mission start? I just that thing that came out 2 days ago about getting lots of bids for a US chemical site

>> No.19731295

>>19731254
>hi-point
>Saving
>>19731217
Hi point+blackface. When you've got more, visit pennystock general.

>> No.19731351

>>19731217
deoderant

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>>19731235
This isn't Twitter, nigger.

My taxes are paying for your education until high school. Fucking talk like a human being.

>> No.19731359

>>19731118
what the FUCK where did you find this

>> No.19731368

>>19731235
what the fuck are you saying

>> No.19731379

>>19731359
the dark web bro

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>>19731123
Nooiice! I bought NCLH at the exact wrong time, but well be alright. Let these addicts have heart attacks every day. ^•^

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>>19731359

>> No.19731410

>>19730667
>/pol/ here

>> No.19731415

>>19731235
Report this retard for low quality posting

>> No.19731425

>>19730328
The algos nigga. None of the people really do shit, all the market action is done by the algos.

>> No.19731447

>>19731392
not falling for it

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>>19731235
>nigga look at the 10 year yield ffs bagggie nigga tripfagging out his ass just som sorta kicks in an anonymous clique, you lacking dawg

kek looks like im eating Italian tonight because this is the best pasta on /biz/ right now

>> No.19731548

>>19731267
When Opec quiets down a bit and they're allowed to actually do shit.

>> No.19731571

>>19731111
>Can't trap the willing.

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>>19730498
Why the fuck would you fomo into that out of all things you could have bought.

>> No.19731602

>>19731522
Speaking of Italian, their index is now GREEEEEEEN

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Selling covered calls for TQQQ while buying in slowly. Good or nah?

>> No.19731629

>>19731605
Good for lowering the overall cost if you plan on long term

>> No.19731641

>>19731602
I don't trust these markets which banned shorting. I wonder what will happen to them once you are allowed to go short again.

>> No.19731654

>>19731629
Holding 2-3x leveraged ETFs are SUPPOSED to be a terrible idea if you read the prospectus..

But fucking TQQQ and permabull markets are just something else. I sometimes think about doing just MSFT instead of TQQQ because I mean, how would Microsoft ever go bankrupt?

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going back up baby ooooooo

>> No.19731757

>>19731654
>how would Microsoft ever go bankrupt?

Temple OS

>> No.19731804

>>19731757
Niggers man