/smg/ shit man, go away

[Anonymous No.19725097]

Some Tea Before the Battle
Edition

>/smg/ is the titties
>I'm here just sucking all the milk I can get
>if you don't like it, it's your own fault


Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Wife Market
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips+thick_thighs

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19723868

[Anonymous No.19725113]

>>19725097
Jesus is your only salvation. Apologize and beg to be reborn a man of righteousness.

[Anonymous No.19725114]

market go down

[Anonymous No.19725117]

>>19725045

[Anonymous No.19725120]

>RhoVac

[Anonymous No.19725127]

It’s getting worse boys...another DOW -1800????

[Anonymous No.19725128]

divvies are your friend for early retirement

[Anonymous No.19725132]

ARE YOU OKAY MUMU???? MUMU? ARE YOU OKAY

[Anonymous No.19725133]

>>19725114
When will you learn to stop betting against America and that the line goes up?

[Anonymous No.19725134]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

DAVE PORTNOY TOLD ME WE ARE GOING UP

[Anonymous No.19725137]

>>19725127
where's the guy from an hour ago saying it wouldn't go under 25000 ever again

[Anonymous No.19725138]

I'm banking on the second wave this week being total bullshit.

[Anonymous No.19725139]

literal circuit breaker tomorrow

down nearly 2% is not fucking normal, shit's about to get bad

[Anonymous No.19725141]

>>19724963
ah, here's a good quote from somewhere in my memory
>time is the only truly finite resource
If you take 500k to not have to work for sustenance, you've now allocated yourself with more of your finite resources to invest in yourself.

>>19725054
Now you're being retarded again.
>nobody has to pay you 3% or 8% from at&t
they're not guaranteed payments, but "conventional wisdom" says that you can safely assume a 2.7% withdraw from your retirement savings account should be sustainable and your account will continue to grow.
>money doesnt grow on trees dude
No, the equities, shares of a corporation, are supposed to give you exposure to the profits of the entity.
>if you think you can just retire by flicking your money into a fund after a certain amount of time i dont think the world works like that
It can, and you must be baiting. I can't believe you're this... out there.
>theyre not going to pay you unless youre doing something
You own a share which was originally purchased from the company to raise funds for their investment.
>its possible but thats temporary as long as theyre winning
this is where the index comes from and where the idea of diversification comes from.

>>19725059
based and nice

[Anonymous No.19725144]

>>19725105
>>19725115
>i take the risk

yes you do take the risk

when at&t goes bankrupt you lose that 500k you worked 30 years for

so tell me again how is that not mentally ill?

you could literally buy vending machines and pay some kid 10$ an hour to go fill them up once a week

but nope you would rather make 6% and risk losing 500k because you wanted to lazily chuck your money into the laziest business possible of just hoping they send you free money

[Anonymous No.19725146]

can I make it on 30k a year if I don't spend my money on normie consumer products?

[Anonymous No.19725152]

If everything starts to shit the bed in the morning, can I just buy a bunch of SDS, DXD, or QID to cancel out the dip?

[Anonymous No.19725154]

>>19725138
It is, but probably takes two week to filter through

[Anonymous No.19725155]

>>19725133
I do about 95% of the time. Not now though. Line go down.

[Anonymous No.19725157]

>>19725144
get your argument straight. you're super pissed and super inconsistent.

[Anonymous No.19725159]

>market down 2% and bears floating

Yikes and cringepilled

[Anonymous No.19725162]

Jesus it's still going down

[Anonymous No.19725163]

>Imagine, if you will, being so completely and utterly retarded that you have purchased anything but puts on the major indices in the last two weeks...

On a side note, these generals have turned to shit since I stopped making them. Very sad.

[Anonymous No.19725165]

The new cold war is largely going to come down to who dominates what happens under the waves. To me, it's telling we haven't heard much about submersible drone programs. It means they're still being developed

Whichever company would be involved in R&D for this technology is very likely to benefit

[Anonymous No.19725169]

Good covered calls this week:
SWBI = Smith and Wesson, earnings call this week. Guns will be hot as fear boils up.
KR = Kroger, earnigns report this week. Kroger was unaffected by the dip and people will always want food, a solid hold.

Others:
CCL = Big risk/reward on earnings report this week
OLN = Ammo manufacturer

[Anonymous No.19725171]

>>19725134
the original drummer from Dream Theater?

[Anonymous No.19725178]

>>19725155
>Line go down.
Line goes up. Never down.
For your lack of faith in America you pay a fine.

[Anonymous No.19725179]

>>19725134
I sold last tuesday. Literally everything. 47% increase since april. In anticipation of another crash. But I’m poor and only had my Trump bucks as capital.

[Anonymous No.19725181]

I warned you fucking morons so many times. I tried to help. You are too dumb to be saved and I hope you think of me before you step off the chair.

[Anonymous No.19725184]

HOLY SHIT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Anonymous No.19725188]

>>19725144
Obviously I will keep monitoring at&t if there is any risk of them going bankrupt.
If something happens my stop loss will save me and I can just take my funds into another dividend company.
I also have my other growth stock (chainlink) to help me out in the future.
I feel my retirement plan is pretty solid. I don't want to waste my time making pennies from a vending machine when I could be chilling in southeast asia instead.

[Anonymous No.19725196]

>>19725139
You do realize that is 7% right? Not gonna happen you dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.19725198]

>>19725165
Space is probably more important alongside AI.

[Anonymous No.19725199]

>>19725184
BIG RED DILDOS

[Anonymous No.19725202]

>bullcucks coping so hard on these futures when they continue to drop by the second
>"its only 1%
>"its only 2%
keep huffing that copium faggots.

[Anonymous No.19725204]

S&P down 2%

[Anonymous No.19725206]

>>19725169
Holy fucking shit just give me your money now, ahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.19725214]

>>19725188
Diversify you idiot.
>Pick an index or few etfs and different finacial devices to spread risk
>Buy in over a long period of time to spread risk.

[Anonymous No.19725216]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.19725219]

I closed 35 spy 300 6/17 contracts on Friday morning because I was scared of the printer. Fook me.

[Anonymous No.19725222]

>>19725117
No
This thread has superior OP and must be nurtured.

[Anonymous No.19725224]

>>19725202
My favorite bulltard post
>b-but the virus is bullshit
>muh great reopening!
>no news justifies this!

Love eating some zoomer lunch

[Anonymous No.19725225]

>>19725198
Space will be important, but most anti satellite operations will be conducted by surface vessels. China is extremely behind when it comes to detecting what happens under the ocean

[Anonymous No.19725227]

quick give me something I can short over the next week

[Anonymous No.19725232]

>>19725141
how can you spawn money out of nothing?

nobody is paying you 2.7% on 1 penny unless they are winning money


>>19725188
its still lazy though

you could be exploiting the price difference in SEA and reselling shit to america thats what im going to try to figure out when i go there

youre going to be making pennies with your divvies from risking your life savings on trying to make pennies

[Anonymous No.19725236]

>>19725227
GSX

[Anonymous No.19725238]

See you at market open frens. Listen to bobo and get out, buy some puts.

[Anonymous No.19725239]

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PnhwE8ujKk

[Anonymous No.19725240]

>>19725204
OH MY GOD -2%????? HOLY FUCK
THAT HAS ONLY HAPPENED A FEW HUNDRED TIMES IN THE PAST YEARS

[Anonymous No.19725241]

FUTURES DUMPING FURTHER HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

[Anonymous No.19725242]

>>19725219
put*

[Anonymous No.19725246]

>>19725196
Almost happened on Thursday. Sentiment is just as bad or worse going into Monday. I can see circuit breaker happening tomorrow if futures get worse.

[Anonymous No.19725249]

>>19725188
additionally, feel free to buy T. literally buy T, especially if it makes you happy. It's just ass retarded to put all your money into one company, let alone one type of asset, ever. Just like women, play the field.

>>19725232
I'm not explaining this to you. anyone who isn't an immigrant here doesn't need to know. the immigrants don't deserve an explanation of this.

[Anonymous No.19725250]

>>19725227
i was thinking NIO is an overvalued stock.

[Anonymous No.19725255]

>>19725227
SPY

[Anonymous No.19725256]

>>19725219

I closed mine as well. Same reason. Shit happens.

[Anonymous No.19725257]

>>19725162
It's futures dude, it doesn't mean shit.
>>19725181
We'll see. Did you forget that this market is fake and gay? 50/50 green tomorrow. Unironically.

[Anonymous No.19725258]

THIS IS THE RUGPULL
>THIS IS THE RUGPULL
THIS IS THE RUGPULL
>THIS IS THE RUGPULL
THIS IS THE RUGPULL
>THIS IS THE RUGPULL
THIS IS THE RUGPULL
>THIS IS THE RUGPULL
THIS IS THE RUGPULL
>THIS IS THE RUGPULL
THIS IS THE RUGPULL
>THIS IS THE RUGPULL
THIS IS THE RUGPULL
>THIS IS THE RUGPULL
THIS IS THE RUGPULL
>THIS IS THE RUGPULL
YOU HAVE HAD SUCH A LONG TIME TO PREPARE THAT IF YOU LOSE MONEY I GENUINELY PRAY THAT YOU REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE GENEPOOL.

[Anonymous No.19725260]

remember limit down / limit up futures from march/april

That was the fucking shit. Waking up to 7% circuit breakers and everyone on CNBC looking scared shitless.

[Anonymous No.19725265]

Holy fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.19725268]

>>19725250
DIS, INTC

[Anonymous No.19725269]

>>19725257
cope more

[Anonymous No.19725271]

>>19725181
>I bought puts for the past months and missed out on face ripping gains and recovery
>LOL YOU FUCKING RETARDS

[Anonymous No.19725273]

>>19725258
This one is cute

[Anonymous No.19725275]

>>19725178
>he actually bought the reddit meme

[Anonymous No.19725278]

>>19725169
SWBI and KR are fantastic pics, so is OLN, only thing I disagree with is CCL. I'm not sure that there is actually any reward to be had on those earnings anon.

[Anonymous No.19725279]

>>19725271
Imagine, if you will, playing both sides and being up 6k -> 71k YTD.

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19725282]

>>19725214
I was thinking of buying RTX shares alongside at&t since they are on sale now and have decent dividends.
I've made a decent amount already from them with my options.

>>19725232
$2000 a month in SEA is not pennies.
People there on average make 350-500.
And I don't have to work too, this is passive income so I can have fun everyday and not be a wagie anymore.

[Anonymous No.19725284]

>>19725258
they thought the line would keep going up vertically, and that little small pullbacks would only happen along the way. greedy idiots.

[Anonymous No.19725287]

>>19725097
LMAO LOOK AT THE NIKKEI AND THESE FUCKING FUTURES BWAHAHAHAH

Please help me to spread FUD at https://stocktwits.com/symbol/SPY

This is where the majority of robinhood retailers go to. If we make them panic enough we might trigger another cascade effect

[Anonymous No.19725288]

>>19725232
>how can you spawn money out of nothing?
Debt
>AT&T Div is 2.08 / 1.90 EPS = 109% payout ratio.
> AT&T is currently paying more than they earn in dividends.
Check'em

[Anonymous No.19725294]

>>19725265
Couple points off in the morning followed by huge rally. Futures are funny money. There is strong support at 300 from every single indicator you can possibly look at.

[Anonymous No.19725296]

>>19725256
Damn. Did you open any new puts? I did get mad when SPY touched 299 on Friday EOD, I realized how weak the pumps were and the lower lows and lower highs and on the bounce back I opened 9 spy 295 6/22 puts. So at least I can profit off from tomorrow, maybe the whole week if things get real bad.

[Anonymous No.19725297]

im holding

diamond hands always win. im 65% cash ;)

[Anonymous No.19725300]

>>19725271
I've been buying puts for the past 3 weeks, I am up like 10% total as of Friday, worst one is down 47%, best is 176%. Expire Sept,Oct,Dec,Jan

[Anonymous No.19725303]

>>19725139
>literal circuit breaker tomorrow
That would be fun but no need. If it does a -2% open I can immediately take half profit and make the whole trade risk free with a break even stop on the remainder.

[Anonymous No.19725304]

Goddamn...
How long do I hold my UVXY and SDOW?
This is... I don't want to fight the fed for any longer than necessary. Just want to use the cash to buy MORE fantastic stocks!

>>19725181
>>19725258
>every thread
how much are you down from shorting the bottom? I cannot think of a reason for you to be THIS angry otherwise. I hope you get back to even!

>>19725219
live to fight another day
as long as you have capital, you're still in the game. you've got another shot at making the market your bitch.

I got 1k in UVXY, $600 in SDOW, and I'm praying the Empire Manufacturing numbers don't blow my ass out with a shocking surprise at 8:30 EST.

70% and 33% cash in each account...feels OK but not spectacular bro.

>>19725246
Yay! You took my suddestion!
Good job!
But I don't see circuitbreakers without a limit down, I believe that's how it happened last time.

How bearish did you go?

[Anonymous No.19725305]

>>19725258
>2% down in futures trading is the end of the world
Have bears always been this insufferably retarded?

[Anonymous No.19725308]

>>19725271
>I’m so fucking dumb that I only play the market in one direction
Anon... you’re memeing right?

[Anonymous No.19725312]

Man futures look bad. What's your predictions fellow anon's, is this the big drop or just a correction to match the explosive growth the US market had?

[Anonymous No.19725314]

>>19725296

No, and I really shouldn't have been playing with options again anyway. I'm unemployed (good chunk in savings though) and was trying to stay out of the market except for buying little by little as the indices trended upward.

I actually have a few 6/19 calls which are obviously going to shit.

[Anonymous No.19725315]

>>19725278
Yea, CCL pretty risky, but reason it could be worth playing is the ridiculously high options premiums.

[Anonymous No.19725322]

>>19725312
probably correction. the real drop happens november 5th

[Anonymous No.19725324]

>>19725138
at this point, the crash is no longer about corona (mostly). corona is simply popping a bubble
>>19725163
i was too much of a coward for options. at least i bought SPXS a week ago. ill still carve out a little profit from this rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.19725328]

>>19725278
>SWBI
what's the target here? $20?

>>19725282
That's fine, I would suggest - and most informed people might suggest, that you pick something more akin to VWNDX or SCHX or IYZ or ITA. (I think all of these are majorly exposed to T except ITA (defense)). Again, please feel free to grab individual stocks. RTX is probably a good buy longterm, same for T, but the bulk of your funds should likely go to an equities etf or a set of retirement funds/etfs based on your risk tolerance.

[Anonymous No.19725329]

>>19725304
I legitimately make about 40k from shorting the drop, lost 22k from doubling down at the bottom but i am up waaaay more YTD as above in my previous post.

Why do you fags not understand that your friends on r*ddit are wrong and that stocks often go down with very good reason? I'm not mad, I'm trying to help you since I'm a 2007 newfag and have an soft spot for this website.

[Anonymous No.19725332]

>>19725282
you could own a porn website and have ""passive income""" or just have 1 product you sell like dragon dildos and have a person in SEA place the product in a box for you. afterall you have 500k you could literally sell anything

if you think youre going to sloppily throw the money you earned over the course of 30 years into a dividend stock and hope you get free money every year then good luck dude

you could have actually did something but instead you take the boomer route

[Anonymous No.19725334]

>>19725304
>This is... I don't want to fight the fed for any longer than necessary. Just want to use the cash to buy MORE fantastic stocks!
Me too. I'll snag a bit on the way down in short profits but the main thing is to get ready to buy the cheapies.

>>19725312
Don't know. Maybe clearer picture by midday. It'll gap down open but after that???

[Anonymous No.19725336]

>>19725322
market is going to moon Q4 if the Fed keeps printing, the money will be worthless though, buying silver with profits after the market rebounds. Mark my words we are going sub 10k DOWJ.

[Anonymous No.19725338]

>>19725328
swbi is a dud, there is literally a legion of twitterfags pumping it like a shitcoin. exit while you can.

[Anonymous No.19725341]

>>19725227
Banks

[Anonymous No.19725342]

pog

[Anonymous No.19725354]

>>19725338
I hopped in for the name change and made a quick 4%. I'll keep off of it then. I'm really thinking it's about time to change my retirement account contributions to start being aggressive in equities and FAGMAN and growth.

>>19725332
and you can see here that the gookfucker is a retarded ideologue

[Anonymous No.19725357]

>>19725132
Yes. Time to double down.

[Anonymous No.19725365]

>DOW PLUNGES 600 POINTS

[Anonymous No.19725366]

shit's toast dudes

[Anonymous No.19725382]

unironically what would a complete stock market wipeout do to me? a wagie that works at an automotive manufacturer?

[Anonymous No.19725383]

>>19725332

You've been posting this long enough so I'm going to explain something. For extreme introverts/shutins/recluses passive investing is a godsend. Barring black swan events, and this year has been full of them, the modesty of the returns are greatly outweighed by the relief of not having to interact with anybody. I can't speak for the anons you're talking to but I would rather go completely broke or even kill myself than have to schmooze with clients or business partners or engage in any kind of professional operation. Working for others, which is really what running a business is (you're working for your clients and customers) is absolutely humiliating and one of the worst indignities to the NEET at heart. Again, I'd rather die than prostitute myself out to customers, business partners, or investors.

[Anonymous No.19725387]

>>19725314
Ah, okay. Well, a good buying opportunity will arise when things bad! Try not to catch The falling knife though

[Anonymous No.19725393]

>>19725365
>>19725366
With this volatility I fully expect there's a possibility we could go green by EOD tomorrow. This futures shit is wacky. Wasn't it down huge Thursday night and Friday morning into a huge pump Friday? Lol. Can't predict shit, I'm not worried, I have TQQQ and I'll be buying more if tomorrow is red. Fuggit.

[Anonymous No.19725394]

>futures gap up overnight
>NOOOOOO IT'S MANIPULATION THIS IS FAKE AND GAY!!!!!

>futures gap down overnight
>I told you I was right! The market is finally making sense and coming around to the truth. I am a genius!

[Anonymous No.19725402]

>>19725329
Easy come easy go! We've all been there.
Most of us don't tell the people on the other side of the trade to kill themselves though...
Good job keeping profits!

>>19725334
whatcha got on your shopping list?

>>19725365
>>19725366
hooooooly shit... suddenly 33% cash seems like a conservative stash of powder!
>>19725394
big kek

[Anonymous No.19725403]

>>19725383
This is one of the most based and redpilled things I have ever read in my entire life

[Anonymous No.19725406]

>>19725387

I mistook what is turning into a catastrophic and overdue correction for a local minimum which would see us recovering by end of week. I now realize this could be the second leg down, and that things could collapse for real this time. I get what I deserve.

[Anonymous No.19725421]

>>19725406
Bro what the fuck? 2% down and you're acting like this is another great depression? grow some balls lol

[Anonymous No.19725422]

>>19725402
>whatcha got on your shopping list?
If shopify drops again I'm going to swing it back up once the entry forms. Missed it on this latest move. Probably some airlines, KO again for sure, I think maybe Wendy's or McDonal. Maybe a bank or two if they get beat up enough.

[Anonymous No.19725428]

>>19725382
>automotive manufacturer
depends. we might see some kind of odd mobilization soon for infrastructure. This will hurt you the most if you're over-exposed to the stock market yourself. Since you may be in a vulnerable industry, make sure you have enough cash (not balances, cash in a checking or savings), to cover your ass for at least three months. My Uncle (bigwig) and I are more on the boat of having enough tucked away for about 9 months. This economy and environment might be utter hell for everyone. That said, the stock market and the economy are not exactly well tethered, so don't freak out about your job if the stock market goes kaput. you should already be seeing signs at your job if you are at risk. additionally, the market and indexes tend to severely lag the economy, so if we see another big crash, then the economy should be at its worst already. A credit or debt market freeze... well.... we'll just sit tight and let Jerome do his thing. the sheer level and speed of the disruption would probably be impossible to manage as a corp and really shouldn't affect you as much as the longer term prospects of the industry and company.

[Anonymous No.19725429]

>>19725304
>Yay! You took my suddestion!
Nani?

[Anonymous No.19725431]

>>19725332
That sounds like too much work and a lot of risk.
I'm already tired enough from wageslaving and want to quit as fast as possible.
A lot of start up businesses fail and it's probably hard to get that going with how the economy is right now. At least with T they are well established and have 5g capabilities.
I will also look into other companies like RTX and indexes as well. Plus I have chainlink, if that moon I'm golden.

[Anonymous No.19725433]

>>19725406
the fear / nervousness is peaking.

Though I'm in a hold pattern right now, I think we are hitting a low sooner than later.

[Anonymous No.19725440]

>oil dumps multiple days in a row
why do they make it so easy for these retarded bears

[Anonymous No.19725447]

wasnt every circuit breaker during market hours from a premarket -5%?

[Anonymous No.19725450]

>>19725406
>what is turning into a catastrophic and overdue correction
>things could collapse for real this time
What makes you think that besides a -2% futures, and a blowoff top look in FNG+?

>>19725429
I posted a link to that pic I think last week, when an anon said they were going to make OC for /smg/

>>19725422
good list!
I very much want Shopify, Lulu, and Dexcom for the high flying growth stocks.

[Anonymous No.19725457]

>>19725422
>>19725450
Oh and LMT. I want a defense position for sure.

[Anonymous No.19725461]

>>19725431
he's literally retarded. don't listen to his ideological babble. he wants people to fucking sell shit but he doesn't believe in competition.

>>19725433
>I think we are hitting a low sooner than later.
how low? I'm thinking the 2008 scenario with the little fakeout before the big fucking dip is like a 20% chance in the next two months.

[Anonymous No.19725462]

>Oil
yikes

[Anonymous No.19725470]

>>19725383
so how did you get 500k then if youre that opposed to doing anything at all and not working

also owning a website doesnt take any interaction

you could pay pajeet to make you a website every week and do it hundreds of times and one of them will be successful

and still only spent like 100$ each time
far less than the dividend stock swings and turbulance that you will experience

>>19725431
running a business has zero risks thats why i said i prefer it to just lazily chucking your money away onto a dividend stock as if theres nothing else you can do

[Anonymous No.19725475]

>>19725431
this

taking your stocks stack and putting it into a house or startup seems like the worst idea possible. At most you'd use some consistent returns over time to pay things off slowly, but taking 1/2 your investment account out to buy some risky shit or something like a house is so iffy.

[Anonymous No.19725478]

>>19725433

I hope you're right. I'm too dumb to understand finance from a qualitative/fundamental level so I mainly operate on sentiment and news. I think sentiment is turning, and if the media doubles down on the second wave narrative, forcing a bunch of businesses to shutter a second time because of relentless IS IT WORTH KILLING GRANDMA mind control psyop nonsense, it spells total disaster. I've grown sick of the only professional environment I'm capable of tolerating and approaching 30 and had thoughts of killing myself by then anyway, so who knows

[Anonymous No.19725481]

>>19725462
These 5% swings happen quite frequently by the way. $34 is fine for oil and majors break even quite a bit lower. XOM breakeven is around 28 I believe.

[Anonymous No.19725483]

July Oil Future Contracts are set to expire on June 22nd. So any oil holders are going to be in for a bumpy ride until after that date.

[Anonymous No.19725488]

I only went half in to this dump. Sold positions for SPXS when I should have just bought puts. If this is another Black Monday though I am buying calls at EOD for the bounce.

[Anonymous No.19725492]

>>19725481
>$34 is fine for oil
Complete and utter delusion

[Anonymous No.19725493]

>>19725383
>For extreme introverts/shutins/recluses passive investing is a godsend
I walked away from a promising electrical engineering career to a life of reclusive investing neetdom for exactly this reason and I would make the same decision a thousand times over if we had a covid dump every year until 2100

[Anonymous No.19725499]

>potentially starting another big dip on the S&P
>i'm a wagie and work in 6.5 hours
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19725500]

>>19725138
> I'm banking on the second wave this week being total bullshit
It is, because it's still the first wave. There's no indication this virus is seasonal, thus it won't come in waves when lockdowns are over, it will simply go exponential and overwhelm hospitals again, but this time in the whole country at the same time instead of in hotspots.

[Anonymous No.19725501]

>>19725470
>so how did you get 500k then if youre that opposed to doing anything at all and not working

I'm not the other anons, that's what I meant by I can't speak for them. Could've been a number of years suffering through white collar jobs, could've been an inheritance.

All of the alternatives you offer involve networking and correspondence. Easy work for extraverts, because they enjoy it anyway. Absolute psychological torture for anybody else. And this is coming from someone with a pretty iron-clad work ethic when he is employed, which is not right now unfortunately

[Anonymous No.19725506]

>>19725492
XOM isn't even on there, shit chart.

[Anonymous No.19725510]

>>19725481
>>19725492
I have posted this before and will post again, if this looks familiar to anyone that's why

For anyone who subscribes to RV check out an excellent interview from late last year with Danielle DiMartino Booth and Tracy Shuchart (@chigrl)

"How Easy Money Enabled The Shale Evolution"

Even if you think inflation is coming down the road, in the short-term we are seeing deflation, even according to Shadowstats (http://www.shadowstats.com/alternate_data/inflation-charts).). Headline CPI is technically in deflation territory (negative) and real rates are currently rising. This is going to fuck over corporations over the course of the next few quarters when rolling over debt, let alone trying to issue any new debt.

Look at the amount of debt that the shale companies will need to service and rollover soon. They are fucked. They were fucked last year before Corona even existed and oil was up above $70. They were fucked from the very beginning.

[Anonymous No.19725513]

So is everyone selling because they see everyone else selling? The news has been bad for the last 3 weeks why are the markets dumping now?

[Anonymous No.19725518]

>>19725493
How do I become you. Making 90k per year and i want to be a fulltime neet

[Anonymous No.19725523]

>imagine losing money at all in this market
top kek

[Anonymous No.19725531]

>needing a news article to justify this dump
It’s called profit taking. The run up we made in the last 2-3 months was unprecedented. The pros aren’t greedy fucks like you retarded zoomers looking to strike gold and 10x your account. Hedge funds are okay with making 20% in a whole year.

[Anonymous No.19725532]

>>19725383
you're a double faggot btw

[Anonymous No.19725535]

>>19725513
We had pretty bad corona virus news over the weekend

[Anonymous No.19725541]

>>19725535
Not really...

[Anonymous No.19725542]

what's the best way to short vix? vix put and calls dont seem to move because of the gay euopean style

[Anonymous No.19725543]

-2.6%

[Anonymous No.19725546]

>>19725518
Not gonna lie I got a big headstart getting lucky in bitcoin back in 2017 then plowing the proceeds into a crypto bot I strung together with python, matplotlib, and ccxt. Now I just swing trade leveraged index ETFs like TQQQ, SPXL, and SOXL. That first big lump sum was the catalyst

[Anonymous No.19725548]

>>19725470
Starting a business is a lot of risk since you need to take up debt and you need a really good idea that thousands of people have not already came up with already. That is why many start ups fail.
If it was so easy you would be doing that rather than posting here.

[Anonymous No.19725552]

>>19725523
you must be so good perfectly predicting everything

[Anonymous No.19725555]

>>19725393
Friday was dead cat bounce after DOW -1800. Everyone knows it was a dead cat bounce, that’s why we all shorted.

You did short, yes?

[Anonymous No.19725554]

>>19725196
> You do realize that is 7% right? Not gonna happen you dumbfuck.
Yeah you're right, last time futures looked like this it only went down 6.90%

[Anonymous No.19725556]

OH JESUS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.19725558]

Negative 800...

Thanks a lot Bobo. You stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.19725561]

>>19725513
perhaps it's that obligations are going to be due, and forbearance provisions are going to be up. It's hard to tell.

>>19725535
do tell

>>19725542
>what's the best way to short vix?
The best way I know is to get positioned into one of the 3x longs.
>t. optionslet

[Anonymous No.19725562]

is this a psyop??

[Anonymous No.19725563]

Oh my fucking God why did we rally on Friday if we were gonna give it all back and then some on Monday.

My parents are gonna fucking kill me I didn’t sign up for summer classes cause I was making so much money.

I’m gonna be fucking sick you guys

[Anonymous No.19725564]

Somebody better catch this knife or we're going to hit limit down by open

[Anonymous No.19725570]

>an hour ago someone posted about how the NASDAQ futures weren't even down 1%

[Anonymous No.19725571]

>>19725561
>>>what's the best way to short vix?
>The best way I know is to get positioned into one of the 3x longs.
>>t. optionslet
but volatility kills leveraged etfs
i know vix will go down eventually but not in the long term

[Anonymous No.19725573]

>>19725570

Bullfags are delusional (I would know, I am one)

[Anonymous No.19725575]

>>19725564
I imagine people will start buying. Shit is cheap now. But whatever.

[Anonymous No.19725582]

>>19725240
> OH MY GOD -2%?????
Try 3% now

[Anonymous No.19725583]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19725585]

>>19725570
haha i remember that. Guys it's only 1% or 2%. haha BVLL BVLL.
I really take no pleasure in being right, the nation is going to suffer in this disaster and we have not even begun to see pain yet.

[Anonymous No.19725586]

>>19725575
>shit is cheap now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19725587]

>>19725561
China is seeing a uptick in cases, Brazil has overtaken the U.K. in cases

[Anonymous No.19725588]

>>19725535
what came out that wasn't out on friday?
Man do I need to start watching normie news?

>>19725543
Oh fuck
I should've put more money on shorts and sold more of my positions and taken the tax hit.

>>19725563
Some schools are still open for online enrollment, I'm sure. Or will still let students add late.

[Anonymous No.19725590]

>>19725127
Damn I hope so more cheapshares of Lockheed Martin please

[Anonymous No.19725591]

>>19725564
I'll start buying when SPX hits 2800. Guaranteed bounce after that

[Anonymous No.19725595]

>>19725575

[Anonymous No.19725597]

>>19725450
Oh neat, that might have been me. I know I got the original of this pic from /smg/ but I can remember if I told anybody I was gonna edit it. Might have been me, might have not been.
>>19725462
Good for my tankers

[Anonymous No.19725600]

>>19725546
Hmmm i have about 25k sitting around but I can't code a crytpo bot so I guess ill just put it in the goy markets and hope for the best

[Anonymous No.19725601]

>>19725171
Kek

[Anonymous No.19725603]

DOW FUTURES PLUNGES MORE THAN 700 POINTS

[Anonymous No.19725604]

Would it be smart to set a buy order for a Short ETF for if the market drops in the morning?

[Anonymous No.19725606]

>>19725575
>it's cheap now
anon, it's greatly overvalued and reality has not even fully set in yet. we have not yet even began the rollercoaster ride.

[Anonymous No.19725609]

>>19725564
get fucked
>be bobo
>still sweating
>still don't want to sleep

>>19725571
looks like there's SVXY and ZIV.

>>19725587
No USA needs to be #1.
>BR and China Fuck
>my miners should keep doing well.
>they're just going to swing violently with the russell 2k
good thing i sold them on Friday. Feels bullshit senpai.

[Anonymous No.19725629]

>>19725558
Should have sold the top when you had the chance, mumu.
>>19725591
Unless it blows past it.

[Anonymous No.19725631]

>>19725562
is what?

[Anonymous No.19725632]

Bitcoin is now dumping. Here we go boys

[Anonymous No.19725640]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.19725642]

Noticed /biz/ is on suicide watch. Is this a happening or not

[Anonymous No.19725641]

>>19725563
>Oh my fucking God why did we rally on Friday if we were gonna give it all back and then some on Monday.
The market isn't psychic. Certain parties have enough money to nudge it in desired directions but nobody has total control.

[Anonymous No.19725644]

>>19725181
That’s a man

[Anonymous No.19725646]

>>19725402
If you are retarded enough to lose money today (6/15/2020) you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19725652]

>>19725555
No, but I will check your digits anyway.

I think this will recover EoW. Remember - corona is temporary. Look for good buys tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19725654]

>>19725604
>if the market drops

Circuit breaker tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19725655]

>>19725601
I'm pleased somebody got that joke.

[Anonymous No.19725656]

Soooo, what do we buy at the new bottom? Pretty excited to get a second chance at cheap blue chips tbqh.

[Anonymous No.19725659]

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19725670]

>>19725656
>Soooo, what do we buy at the new bottom?

A gravestone

[Anonymous No.19725671]

>>19725656
you think today is the bottom? oh my...

[Anonymous No.19725672]

>>19725642
It's significant price action for futures. Tomorrow determines habbening level.

[Anonymous No.19725673]

>>19725604
It's too late anon. Set your shit to sell.

[TVIX Chad !dOcx/Mo93Q No.19725674]

Hey

I win.

[Anonymous No.19725675]

>>19725654
Looks like Dow is gonna limit down tonight if it keep this pace up

[Anonymous No.19725676]

>>19725642
Things do not appear optimistic

[Anonymous No.19725681]

>>19725590
don't forget to snap up XOM in the 30s again. Once in a lifetime opportunity my guy.

[Anonymous No.19725682]

i'm still holding. I will lose many monies but I will hold until they turn into gains

[Anonymous No.19725683]

>>19725640
It's because I bought. No I am serious, I finally bought in. And market gets fucked right after. Thanks bobo.

[Anonymous No.19725684]

-6% oil

fuck em. its not gonna make me stay awake at night. we dont need em.

falling for the bear trap ishygddt

[Anonymous No.19725685]

jesus christ it's still going

[Anonymous No.19725686]

>>19725675
The SmallCap2000 is already at -3.85% loss.

It is no doubt hitting circuit breakers first if any hit them.

[Anonymous No.19725687]

>>19725097
The only decent thread on /biz the rest are pajeets shilling for their cryptoshit in a fake market.

[Anonymous No.19725690]

>>19725675
We’ve never hit that before the opening bell have we?

[Anonymous No.19725691]

Did they faked yesterday's covid number in hoping that the market don't crash today?

[Anonymous No.19725693]

>>19725674
Kek. All that opportunity cost just for this one moment that others were able to get in on as well.

[Anonymous No.19725697]

>>19725324
> it's not the rona, it's not the rona!!
> nobody cares about their parents and grandparents dying! If you care I'm going to call you a cuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.19725701]

>>19725691
Covid isn't real

[Anonymous No.19725702]

>Deep breath in

GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS RETARDED IRRATIONAL MARKET.

[TVIX Chad !dOcx/Mo93Q No.19725703]

>>19725693
Eh, oh well. I'm still going to turn 4k into like 10-12k so I'm okay

[Anonymous No.19725704]

>>19725674
Aren't you the guy who has held TVIX for a loss for a long time? What's your average cost again? Lol...

[Anonymous No.19725707]

It all returns to nothing...

[Anonymous No.19725709]

>>19725690
It did during the march selloff.
>>19725686
Yeah, smallcaps tend to lead the way, so if it hits another might follow.

[Anonymous No.19725713]

>>19725691
Weekend numbers are never accurate they have to be corrected later because of hospital admin not working during the weekend

[Anonymous No.19725715]

> Bitcoin plummeted >$400
It's ogre

[Anonymous No.19725716]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I JUST GLANCED AT S&P500 FUTURES AND IT IS -2.83%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Anonymous No.19725719]

ITS GONE MOM

ITS ALL FUCKING GONE

I BLEW IT I RUINED MY LIFE

AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19725720]

>>19725702

It's just now acting rationally for the first time in months.

[Anonymous No.19725723]

>>19725691
Sundays are always the lowest numbers, but probably.

[Anonymous No.19725724]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.19725726]

>>19725703
Very true, green is green. Have nothing but mad respect your autism and iron grip.

[Anonymous No.19725729]

>>19725709
Did the pause trade? Or did the suspend all trading till the opening bell?

[Anonymous No.19725730]

>>19725656

I would just be buying the index. If they have to SHUT IT DOWN again due to the Kung Flu, the S&P is gonna retest the lows of this year for sure.

After 2200 on the S&P, support is much lower into the 1800 and below territory.

[Anonymous No.19725734]

>>19725704
Like 235 or just around that range.

TVIX is no doubt hitting 700-800 though. VIX futures are officially in backwardation again.

[Anonymous No.19725737]

>>19725383
Introverts unite! Without interacting, of course. Maybe more like align.

[Anonymous No.19725739]

>>19725703
>yeah, just 150% gains, no biggie
based

[Anonymous No.19725742]

>>19725720
That's why it is so fucking irrational. The time to fall is over. All the shit that should make it fall has passed. This is pure retardation.

[Anonymous No.19725745]

Nikkei -3.5% now

[Anonymous No.19725747]

MY OPTIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19725750]

What am i buying /biz/iggers? Oil stocks?

[Anonymous No.19725751]

IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY SHORT ETF's LIKE TVIX

[Anonymous No.19725754]

>>19725684

What I hate about oil is that when it was $0, you couldn't buy the fucking thing. There were no instruments available to retail investors that accurately reflected the price.

What kind of rigged game is that?

[Anonymous No.19725755]

>>19725747
I’m holding IVR calls lol. They are short term calls...

[Anonymous No.19725757]

I need to wait for markets to dump 1 or 2 more times....I'll be going all in once again once another government stimulus measure happens.

That's the attitude you should all have.

[Anonymous No.19725758]

>>19725421
Bro what the fuck? This is another great depression and you're acting like it's just 2% down. Grow a brain lol

[Anonymous No.19725760]

Holy fucking shit I’m going to lose north of $1,900 all the money I made last month

[Anonymous No.19725762]

S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
>S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
>S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
>S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
>S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
>S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
>S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
>S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
S&P500 AT 3% LOSS
>S&P500 AT 3% LOSS

[Anonymous No.19725763]

>>19725751
high risk. I would only use it for a quick gamble.

[Anonymous No.19725764]

S&P -3%
>S&P -3%
S&P -3%
>S&P -3%
S&P -3%
>S&P -3%
S&P -3%
>S&P -3%

[Anonymous No.19725765]

I was starting to recover from panic selling in March. Now I'm down even more $-wise since early March.

[Anonymous No.19725769]

>>19725685

NO NO NO NO

HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING

I THOUGHT WE HAD STARTED ANOTHER BULL MARKET BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.19725770]

>>19725674
I love you.

[Anonymous No.19725773]

Where's the PPT?? This is becoming serious

[Anonymous No.19725776]

>>19725750
XOM, RDS.B, T, WMT, KO, LMT, AAPL, AMZN

[Anonymous No.19725777]

>>19725682

The market won't return to pre-corona highs for 10 years if America is even around then. We're not going to get any more magic fed unicorn runs before Trump loses in November, and after Biden dies and his PoC lefty plant Vice President takes the throne, we'll look upon the days of golden bull runs with despair, and weep for that which we might never have again.

[Anonymous No.19725778]

HORY SHET AAAAAAAAAA.

[Anonymous No.19725781]

>>19725770
>just remembered there was a funky webm from /wsg/ from the you groove you lose threads that had that gif
>forgot the music

[Anonymous No.19725783]

>>19725724
Wonder if limit down is happening this evening?

[Anonymous No.19725784]

>>19725742
None of the issues that caused the fall have been resolved and the policies which were used to induce a rally have only made some of the underlying problems in the market even worse. A rational market would take us to early 2000s valuations while obliterating the dollar. Everything above that is irrational bullshit based on central banking voodoo, imperialistic force projection, and the expectation that things only ever get better.

[Anonymous No.19725785]

Bwahahaha i bought these for 50 cents each. Wonder if we get to VIX $55 or more tomorrow. Holy shit, it feels good to quit being a permabull retard and make money from both directions

[Anonymous No.19725789]

why is everyone panicking?? calm down market is opening green

[Anonymous No.19725790]

>>19725773
We're going to need 15 PPT candles to get us green assuming it doesn't dump further.

[Anonymous No.19725794]

>>19725773

They pump it before the open m8. The lows always happen overnight, and then Blackrock comes along at 4AM EST to pump the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.19725796]

>>19725789
>DOW -3.38%
>S&P500 -2.93%
>NASDAQ -2.38%
>SmallCap -4.37%

u wot m8?

[Anonymous No.19725799]

>>19725462
man. this will even sink lower once the extension cuts end

[Anonymous No.19725801]

jesus christ ANOTHER leg down??

[Anonymous No.19725802]

well it could be worse, I could be an options trader

[Anonymous No.19725803]

6500 shares of MRO, how fucked am I tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19725804]

>>19725777

[Anonymous No.19725807]

>>19725764
>>19725762
Oh no! 3 percent! Not my 3%! Psh...
>>19725758
Fuck you bandwagon jumping faggot you have no idea what you're talking about 3% down is a buying opportunity not a great depression this fucking virus ain't shit dude. You're a jackoff and an idiot, this market is poised to recover and recover shortly. May it go down a couple of days? Sure, but the trajectory is undeniable. Look how it rocketed off the lows in March. This market will recover and recover soon. Hell, it's already recovered. Timing the low exactly is not my concern here, and seeing panic driven faggots like you constantly fearmonger is not only annoying, you're leaving money on the table.

ZOOM
OUT

[Anonymous No.19725810]

>>19725784

This. Buy before we reach new lows far below what we saw in March at your own peril

[Anonymous No.19725815]

THIS FUCKING GAP DOWN HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.19725817]

[Anonymous No.19725818]

>>19725776
Had KO it didn't do shit. AMZN too expensive alone have fngu so I have FANG stocks. Walmart not a bad idea. And I'm probably getting shell and exxon. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.19725822]

DOW PLUNGES 900 POINTS

[Anonymous No.19725829]

>>19725674
Admirable, suave, calm, and nonchalant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPiEbYSF9kE

[Anonymous No.19725830]

VIX >40

[Anonymous No.19725831]

>>19725803
Sell a bit after open or pray for a dead cat Tuesday to sell into strength. Or just hold the bags.

[Anonymous No.19725837]

>>19725655
I'm pleased somebody knows the band haha. If you liked Dream Theater, you might like Ayreon. It's got James LaBrie, singer of Nightwish, Devin Townshend, singer of Opeth.. basically some dude gathers a lot of progressive metal/rock singers to do rock Opera album stories

[Anonymous No.19725839]

Heres a reminder not to kill yourselves you dot com 2.0 retards

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/finance-not-worth-losing-your-life-over-family-tragedy-should-be-lesson-all-margind

<3 /pmg/

[Anonymous No.19725843]

>>19725587
>China is seeing a uptick in cases, Brazil has overtaken the U.K. in cases
And Sweden has overtaken China in deaths.

[Anonymous No.19725845]

>>19725803
I own MRO as well. I’m much more concerned about my WLL and IVR.

Let me level with you anon. It’s looking bad. I imagine MRO will drop 15% tomorrow.

Hopefully this cat will cheer you up. Good luck anon!

[Anonymous No.19725846]

2880

[Anonymous No.19725848]

>>19725755
I'm sorry for your loss.

[Anonymous No.19725849]

Holy fuck, can u guys please remember what website this is, and how literally everyone tells u to do the opposite of what is posted here? We're no where near second wave and might never be. With all the protests that have been going on, have we even seen a spike in covid cases?
This is extremely bullish and only people shorting right now will argue otherwise.
All so tiresome

[Anonymous No.19725857]

The day of reckoning is upon us, papa john was right.

[Anonymous No.19725861]

>>19725830
I wish the VIX was higher desu.

[Anonymous No.19725862]

>>19725632
Yup. This is it.

[Anonymous No.19725866]

horry shieet some people are going to lose their ass

[Anonymous No.19725867]

I bought into a leveraged short fund in late April because I thought i was a genius who could time the market. Glad to see it finally falling. It's not too late to short fellas.

[Anonymous No.19725869]

>>19725849
The recovery will be very bullish when the time comes. Line go down now though. Careful about knoife catching without a loicense.

[Anonymous No.19725870]

>>19725803
HOLD IT YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD

dude what the fuck are you doing hold that shit

[Anonymous No.19725871]

AND THE BIG BVLLS STARTED PUMPING
ITS OVER BEARKEKS

[Anonymous No.19725876]

>>19725862
>btc is at 9050

holy shit

[Anonymous No.19725878]

>>19725849
>have we even seen a spike in covid cases?
yes, go look it up using your favorite faggot search engine and faggot news. fauci is denying there will be a 2nd wave but before that he said protests can be increase cases. so he's basically flip-flopping like the retard scammer that he has always been. even if there is no 2nd wave, the retail sales report on tues will show consumer confidence is down.

[Anonymous No.19725881]

>>19725849
This shit can go down for no reason other than slow recovery. Spikes or not market can get hammered for all kinds of reasons.

[Anonymous No.19725883]

>>19725871
i use your mother for sexual gratification

[Anonymous No.19725884]

>>19725867
mirin iron hands

[Anonymous No.19725885]

>>19725839
Don’t check commodity markets bro... unless you’re holding plenty of based fiat to buy cheapies with.

[Anonymous No.19725886]

I’m going to get wrecked here boys

[Anonymous No.19725892]

>>19725886
Yeah if you sell like a pussy. I'm holding...XOM at 52. Fuck. it.

[Anonymous No.19725894]

>>19725849
Man, this post is the pure essence of retardation.

[Anonymous No.19725897]

>>19725097
As an options degenerate I'll say

Don't get in to options, deuses faggots

[Anonymous No.19725899]

Is there anything to worry about if all my positions are long?

[Anonymous No.19725902]

Circuit breakers tomorrow????

[Anonymous No.19725904]

>>19725867

I actually bought a x3 leveraged S&P etf at 2400, but I chickened out when I got to an 8% gain.

This was near the lows though. The S&P went down to 2200 while I was holding it.

I could have made a lot of money if I had brass balls and held until June. But eh.

[Anonymous No.19725905]

>>19725885
Don worry fren im comfy

[Anonymous No.19725907]

>>19725776
I'd switch that for:
XOM + IYE, IYZ, WMT, KO, LMT ITA, AAPL, AMZN+FNGS/FNGO/SKYY

[Anonymous No.19725911]

>>19725886
Do NOT sell anon. I’m down about 15% once the dust settles today. But I only lose if I sell.

[Anonymous No.19725918]

>>19725902
can you explain that a circuit breaker is for a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.19725920]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[Anonymous No.19725924]

how's my little wolf of wall street doing

[Anonymous No.19725925]

say henlo to a new Disney shareholder

[Anonymous No.19725927]

>>19725924
Great, now bring me some tendies.

[Anonymous No.19725928]

>>19725807
>Fuck you bandwagon jumping faggot
I guess you don't know a dead cat bounce when you see one.

[Anonymous No.19725930]

BAKING BAKING

DO NOT PANIC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19725931]

>>19725500
It is an RNA virus. they hate sunshine and love it wet and cold.

[Anonymous No.19725935]

>>19725925
hand them over

[Anonymous No.19725939]

>>19725920
Why is your data so delayed?

[Anonymous No.19725943]

>>19725892
>XOM
boo hoo, you'll be down 10% at most. shut the fuck about your XOM nigger no one cares. one of the largest and safest corps on the planet.

[Anonymous No.19725953]

BITCH I AINT EVEN OUT YET

[Anonymous No.19725954]

Everyone is packing in sell orders for the morning

[Anonymous No.19725956]

>>19725911
I sold my shit that’s still 1€ in plus or so, holding my losses like a madman

[Anonymous No.19725960]

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLKEKS

[Anonymous No.19725961]

>>19725904
sorry for ur loss anon :(

[Anonymous No.19725962]

>>19725765
did you buy into oil, REITs and banks?
most other stocks have recovered since then and even blown out ATH

[Anonymous No.19725963]

>futures down 3%
we're going back into march lows arent we?

[Anonymous No.19725965]

>>19725899
All my positions are long.
unless you long something that will defy gravity this Monday we are utterly fucked sideways.
That being said, hold the line depending where your contract expires and knowing that every day your contract is below the strike is worth less.

[Anonymous No.19725966]

Futures looking mighty gay

[Anonymous No.19725970]

>>19725918
Fellow brainlet here but basically, when the market drops by a certain amount, there's a mandatory pause to all trading so people (hopefully) take a break, relax, and stop panic selling.

[Anonymous No.19725974]

I wonder if robinhood will "crash" in the morning

[Anonymous No.19725978]

>>19725869
Correction likely. A complete wipeout of the market is absurd, and people are retarded for expecting it at this point.
>>19725878
Care to share a link to evidence in a spkke in cases in highly congested cities after weeks of protests? Faggot
>>19725881
I agree a dip will be all that happens if anything, not the end of world like these fucks are hoping for.
>>19725894
>11 posts by this id
You should probably stop making your game so obvious if u want people to give into your fud, retard

Futures going up as we speak. Congrats rerards

[Anonymous No.19725979]

>>19725943
t...thanks.
if it goes below 38 i'm putting every fucking penny i have into it.

[Anonymous No.19725985]

Pretty neat that futures got bored of going down and decided to do a 180 and go the other way.

[Anonymous No.19725986]

>>19725925
Short and don't look back, the best thing that can happen to this fucking company is to go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.19725987]

TA cryptofag here. My (extremely) accurate lines say that if we don't stop here, we're going down to 2860 at least. There's still time to sell mumu's.

[Anonymous No.19725988]

>>19725935
>nigger dad dies from drug OD plus getting a knee to the neck
>some big nose celeb woman gibs u dem DIS shares
>they immediately dump 20% in value on one of the worst stock market drops in history
>continue dumping for years and years
>finally reach age 18
>sell them for a pittance as disney has lost 40% of its value
>use the money for crack like your scumbag nigger father
>go to a 7/11
>cause a scene
>they call the cops
>cops taze the little niglet daughter
>iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii caaaaannn't breeaaffff
pottery. in other words, i will say this: i'm not long DIS. never will be. not even to swing trade the calls.

[Anonymous No.19725989]

>>19725308
Schwab says I'm not eligible to apply for margin at this time. I tried doing it online, but is this something I need to call for? Not sure why I can't get approved since I currently have 10k in a cash account. I wanna be a shape shifting bull/bear with a crab heart

[Anonymous No.19725995]

>>19725970
ty

[Anonymous No.19726000]

>>19725965
>unless you long something that will defy gravity this Monday we are utterly fucked sideways
Well, unless you long TVIX like a fuckin madman

[Anonymous No.19726006]

>>19725974
leaving RH was the best thing i've ever done

[Anonymous No.19726015]

>>19725978
Kek. I hurt the retard's feelings.

[Anonymous No.19726019]

NEW

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[Anonymous No.19726034]

>>19725987
what's your guess for the next bounce up? I'm expecting 2700 ish to hold strong (200 weekly MA). My guess is that without some extra news to drop it lower, it'll swing up back right here and oscillate for a time. 2730 ish seems like a good entry for a small part of a DCA/VCA

[Anonymous No.19726052]

>>19725931
It's an RNA virus baked inside a protective shell. Take a look at Brazil and India, summer is not going to make a dent in the curve.

[Anonymous No.19726058]

>>19725961

I don't see it as a loss, just a lost opportunity. I would have made a 100% gain if I had held on until June, but eh.

[Anonymous No.19726078]

>>19726015
>14 posts by this id

Just remember boys, no one on this board is your friend. Everyone has their best interests in mind. You get that through your damn heads and you may just be able to hang on to whats coming next.
We will not be going into lockdown again, the fed will bend all the rules in order to keep the boat afloat, and states everywhere are gearing up to reopen
Dont fall for the bs

[Anonymous No.19726088]

>>19726078
Here, I'll make it 15.
You're still a retard.

[Anonymous No.19726135]

>>19726088
If only u realized you were the buy signal all along, buckaroo

[Anonymous No.19726143]

>>19725179
Kek, same. Gonna be mid July before they even talk about passing another stimmy from what I hear.

[Anonymous No.19726171]

>>19725978
>Futures going up as we speak.
LOL. Nah. It's gonna be a bloody monday, and I'm pro-stocks. This market is gonna bounce around for months. 3% sucks, and it could break either way in the hours until the open.

Tomorrow is probably another dip, and one of many to come.

[Anonymous No.19726222]

>>19725097
Fuck off green tomorrow check these dubs bear fags

[Anonymous No.19726286]

>tfw no cash
>can't buy the dip

[Anonymous No.19726306]

>>19725097
fellas im finding it very hard to believe we are tanking from a potential 2nd wave of chyna virus or the nigger riots it all feels like bs fake news at this point... r we actually gonna skyrocket after the shitshow in a few hours??

[Anonymous No.19726366]

>>19725925
This is going to fuel dozens of internet conspiracy theories

[Anonymous No.19726391]

>>19726222
Holy SHIT

[Anonymous No.19726502]

>>19726391
Ya honestly I don’t know what this means I said dubs

[Anonymous No.19726520]

>>19726222
Green confirmed, 4am pump to +3%

[Anonymous No.19726523]

>>19725925
imagine holding shares of a former racist as a black person

[Anonymous No.19726752]

>>19726222
he said dubs but actually trips
still checked tho

[Anonymous No.19726776]

>>19726752
Ya honestly dude what this means I said dubs