BLACK MONDAY

[Anonymous No.19719408]

ARE YOU READY FOR THE WORST DAY IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY?!

[Anonymous No.19719470]

more crabbing?

[Anonymous No.19720220]

>>19719470
>being this stupid

[Anonymous No.19720332]

Yes sir
Shorts at the ready sir

[Anonymous No.19720335]

>>19719408
what's the trigger?

[Anonymous No.19720478]

>>19719408

[Anonymous No.19720539]

>>19720335
Hello fellow rappper

[Anonymous No.19720573]

this happens every monday

[Anonymous No.19720903]

Threads like this make me honestly think the market is gonna crab or go slightly green. Everything points to a downturn but if everyone starts thinking it's gonna be a red monday it's bound to do the fucking opposite.

[Anonymous No.19721189]

HOLY SHIT FUTURES ARE TANKING

[Anonymous No.19721196]

the dow is gonna drop more than 2999?

[Anonymous No.19721227]

>>19721189
not that much desu

[Anonymous No.19721239]

Futures are going up bigly right now. Tomorrow will be a huge green dildo

[Anonymous No.19721248]

>>19719408
Fuck yes I am.

[Anonymous No.19721258]

>>19721239
No they are red as fuck. Why bother lying about it?

[Anonymous No.19721359]

>>19721239
>p-please buy my stocks

[Anonymous No.19721370]

>>19719408
http://gcpdot.com/
ITS FUCKING PINK AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19721395]

>>19721196
No circuit breakers T -10%

We just had the biggest short followed by the biggest bull trap ever in history.

Now we’ll get a big drop then downward crab to 10k

[Anonymous No.19721418]

>>19720478
Futures are red so the market will go green bigly. How you retards still think this is anything but clown market I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.19721423]

>>19719408
I own 498 SQQQ. You could say I am

[Anonymous No.19721466]

I don't have any stonks and I'm ready to sit back and watch this clown crap burn.

[Anonymous No.19721467]

>>19721418
YOU ARE PATHETIC

[Anonymous No.19721486]

>>19721467
Called the rally last week when some retard said the same thing. Bobos gonna rope.

[Anonymous No.19721515]

>>19719408
>itt poor people stay poor, delude themselves by pretending to want to be rich, and continue their poor lives with poor habits

[Anonymous No.19721528]

Futures are going up lol

[Anonymous No.19721640]

Down 355

[Anonymous No.19721656]

>>19721528
PURE RED

[Anonymous No.19721674]

>>19721515
i started trading on robinhood like a month ago and am up nearly 4 thousand dollars broski,

[Anonymous No.19722253]

>>19721674
doing what kind of trades?

[Anonymous No.19722514]

(-)440

[Anonymous No.19722715]

>>19722253
Profitable ones, obviously. I'm up 88% in 3 months with a mix of options and stocks but strictly pennies. Shout out to /ptg/.

[Anonymous No.19722851]

this thread was front page, since it caught my attention I feel like I should say, fuck all the bitches who think that trading and web browsing is a real job.
I like to listen to both NPR and conservative radio to try and get both sides of the story, but anytime NPR starts talking about the stock market I get reminded that I am a wageslave with nothing in common with these white guilt libcucks. My life story sounds more like the stereotypical black man then the narrative the media pushes about me for being a CIS white man. I hope wall street burns and all of you jump out of skyscrapers.

[Anonymous No.19722916]

>>19719408
Tomorrow is going to be epic. Market will wake up bloody red, go up by some 0.5% and then dump straight into the circuit breakers. It’s going to be fucking glorious. Can’t wait to stroke my cock reading stocktwits permabulls tears and cope. Im usually bullish but we NEED this shit urgently. We need to dip down to SPY 200. Too fucking many disgusting dumb money. Powell himself FUDded the market because he knows deep down that we need to flush out the turd.

[Anonymous No.19722949]

>>19722851
You could learn to do it yourself for free. But you won't, because you are meek and of low agency. Enjoy work tomorrow while I further fill my pockets via red and green lines.

[Anonymous No.19723058]

>>19722715
>i bought the biggest bull trap inn history im so smart
confirmed that we reached the top

[Anonymous No.19723083]

/biz/ has been warned to get out of the stock market and buy gold since Monday of last week, when gold was still $1685. Was given all the information it needed about the Fed losing control over yields and inflated P. E. ratios. I feel sorry for anybody who is still gambling on this market.

[Anonymous No.19723120]

>>19723083
I did buy 10 spy puts at the top, god bless you fren

Where do i close?

[Anonymous No.19723144]

>>19723120
Don't count your profit too soon, frond.

[Anonymous No.19723439]

no crash just a correction at best. Fed won't let markets crash until the elections. after that the game is up and the next president is fucked and can rule over a third world shit country. enjoy the 30 year long recovery

[Anonymous No.19723501]

I’m going all in on SPXS at open tomorrow, wish me luck
If I make it I’m buying a van like this

[Anonymous No.19723761]

>>19719408
What puts should i buy before markets open tmrw?

[Anonymous No.19723766]

>>19722916
Everyone remember to go to church? Hug and kiss the family? Shopping? Or protest holding hands?

[Anonymous No.19723826]

These dubs represent % drop of DJI for the day.

[Anonymous No.19723844]

>>19719408
Fuck bros... It can't be this e-easy... I'm up 90K in 2 weeks... Holding a nice 20k put on SPY FUCK IM SO READY

[Anonymous No.19723902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU

[Anonymous No.19724114]

>>19723439

>no funny business pre election
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.19724253]

>>19723144
Its never too late to watch you gains in USD evaporate Wiemar style!

I like that trump bux let me snag another 60oz of silver. Was that the equivalent of letting us attempt a saving throw?

[Anonymous No.19724295]

Stocks are going way up tomorrow. And they will continue to keep going way up. And they will continue to keep going way down priced in gold and Bitcoin. This time really is different. The bagholders will become multimillionaires in worthless greenbacks.

[Anonymous No.19724325]

>>19723439
Disagree. They want Trump to go apeshit over the market, blame the Fed, Democrats, etc. The rioting will hit fever pitch due to the financial chaos. He'll overreact by illegally attempting to deploy the military to put down the rioting and fail. This will provide legitimacy for a full-blown Democrat coup when he inevitably doesn't accept the election results. Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.19724394]

>>19724295
>source
Dude trust me

[Anonymous No.19724397]

threads like this make me think it will be green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19724419]

>>19724325
The problem with a coup is always legitimacy, and getting the people to believe that you'll keep taking care of them like you were before. Do you actually believe that in the current American political climate, a coup that attempted to unseat Trump would be met with apathy? Even after all this BLM shit forcibly alienated his base?

Look, if you want to convince Joe 6-pack that the people he sees on the news burning shit down would have his interests at heart, you go right ahead, but the polarization of our politics is only going to get worse in the lead up to November.

[Anonymous No.19724427]

>>19724397
Right? I was all set to short a few things now this has me second guessing

[Anonymous No.19724730]

>>19720478
Begone!

[Anonymous No.19724861]

>>19724397

I'm long crypto in general, but won't be the least surprised if it's red for a while to come until more bogus stimulus and UBI to appease the masses. That said, just comfyish holding through it all rather than trying to swing shit.

[Anonymous No.19724922]

>>19723058
True, but the fact that everyome thinks its going down for sure now... sounds bullish for the short term!

[Anonymous No.19724947]

>>19724325
Or do they want you to be willing to give total power to the first jewish president?

(((They))) control both sides.

[Anonymous No.19724966]

>>19724947
By the way, Trump. Trump is the first jewish president. In case someone here didn't know.

[Anonymous No.19725247]

>>19724419
>Coups
>Legitimacy
>"He fired the shot from a grassy knoll, he was just buttmad that's his only motivation"
>"O-ohhh, whoops now he got shot too"

[Anonymous No.19725289]

>60% of my portfolio is KDP puts
Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.19725611]

>>19725247
That's my point. No one gets to claim, free and clear, that they have done nothing wrong when half the population wouldn't believe you even with an ocean of proof. Back in the day most people didn't care what flag flew overhead so long as the guy in charge wasn't an asshole, mostly because they didn't pick the leader in the first place.

But now, every voter gets a buy-in, and the worse their perception of things gets, the less they're going to listen to anyone that touches their guy.

The fundamental law of human has always been 'My tribe can kick your tribe's ass'.

[Anonymous No.19725798]

It’s not going to crash until like next year

[Anonymous No.19725805]

-725

[Anonymous No.19725872]

>>19719408
my body is ready

[Anonymous No.19725914]

-900

[Anonymous No.19725997]

What happens if futures hit a circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.19726029]

>>19725997
No breakers on futures

[Anonymous No.19726057]

>>19725997
-950

[Anonymous No.19726081]

>>19726057
BUY GOLD NGGRRS

[Anonymous No.19726095]

>>19726029
So it'll break immediately on market open if it's under the threshold?

[Anonymous No.19726105]

we are about to witness the total failure of the entire world economy.

[Anonymous No.19726112]

>>19723826
Between 44 and 66 percent.

Dear God please help us

[Anonymous No.19726131]

>-814.00 on Dow futures assuming the program I use isn't being shit atm

On a scale of 1 to sudoku, how bad will it get for the lads running the printers tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19726137]

Circuit breakers function automatically stopping trading when prices hit predefined levels, such as a 7%, 13%, and 20% intraday move for the S&P 500. Circuit breakers a form of market curbs.

-investopedia

[Anonymous No.19726140]

>>19723501
>grew up with a normie version of that exact van as my senpaitachi vehicle

godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.19726142]

>Mayans said world is ending this week

Damn and we were just one part away from SBR

[Anonymous No.19726144]

>>19726131
They are going to run out of ink

[Anonymous No.19726147]

I just bought end of july calls on some generic shit last week. Hold it through the storm or sell off at open?

[Anonymous No.19726151]

>>19720539
go fig

[Anonymous No.19726166]

>>19726105

[Anonymous No.19726218]

I’ve been hearing this larp for the past several months

[Anonymous No.19726269]

>>19726029
yes there are...limit up and limit down...don't post if you don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.19726285]

>dow futures now at -900 and staying at 40 points above or below it
>might soon get to -1000 if the tards panic hard enough due to the virus and the apparent rush by San Fran-type people to try and destroy history due to muh wacism

Get your popcorn ready boys. This week will be a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.19726292]

>>19719408
>all cash for months
Damn right, I'm ready.

[Anonymous No.19726338]

>>19726218

not sure what to expect from these larpers.. yeah it might crash, but if it goes, so does everything else, including our ability to shitpost online.

whatever

[Anonymous No.19726397]

>>19726269
Could you explain, I'm still new to this

[Anonymous No.19726400]

>>19719408
Yes!

[Anonymous No.19726425]

>>19726397

...... if it gets to x% the market is frozen for around 15-20 minutes. just google the shit

i think futures is 5% limit

[Anonymous No.19726449]

>>19726397
there is a circuit breaker for futures. the futures that most people are looking at to gauge the market is the /ES, which is the S&P 500 Index. if futures rise too much or fall too much, they will be halted. people around the world (mostly institutions) trade these futures round the clock M-F based upon what they thing the true value of the US market is. As of writing, they are down nearly 3%, which is a big move.

[Anonymous No.19726462]

-970

[Anonymous No.19726505]

>>19721370
so is your ID.....cohencidences piling up.

[Anonymous No.19726524]

>>19723083
>I feel sorry for anybody who is still gambling on this market
Why would you feel sorry for greedy brainlets?

[Anonymous No.19726531]

you morons are always wrong. I'll be buying oil calls hehe xd

[Anonymous No.19726532]

>>19722851
Based

[Anonymous No.19726541]

Spy going to 280 screenshots this

[Anonymous No.19726555]

>-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000 >-1000

[Anonymous No.19726563]

>>19726462
Which one?

[Anonymous No.19726569]

>>19722916
>Too fucking many disgusting dumb money.
I know what you mean and I agree but I'm inclined to say the real dumb money in this mess came from the fed.

[Anonymous No.19726570]

Is there a site on dividends?

[Anonymous No.19726574]

>>19726563
dow mini
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

[Anonymous No.19726591]

>>19719408
wont happen

[Anonymous No.19726598]

Retard here, how does futures work? Say if dow is 1000 points down in futures does that mean when it opens it is automatically down 1000?

[Anonymous No.19726617]

>>19721423
based

[Anonymous No.19726634]

Seriously, fuck niggers.

[Anonymous No.19726640]

>>19726598
Yes. Futures are essentially premarket trading that only jews are privy to.

[Anonymous No.19726647]

>>19726598
It's what investors are betting on it to open at

[Anonymous No.19726716]

>>19726640
You can trade futures contracts on major and specialty brokerages. Are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.19726743]

>>19719408
We're going to be retesting lows during the remainder of June. I am so fucking ready. The rest of the year is going to be BANANAS. The recession we are going to be in is going to be worse than 2008. Mark my fucking words. Screencap this post. I hope to see it floating around this shit hole next year.

[Anonymous No.19726921]

>>19726598
no...the /ES is rarely the same as the actual market. the /ES is trading upon the assumed aggregate value of the 500 companies represented on the S&P. Once the market opens, then you get the true value in the S&P index. Futures will still be off from that number, because they are forward-looking.

Literally anybody can trade futures if you have approval from a major broker like TDA, IB, etc.

[Anonymous No.19726946]

>>19726743
nope. wrong. this is just a tug-o-war for now, but everything will reopen, JPow speaks before congress this week, so we'll get another stimulus package, and retail sales come out on Tues, which will knock it out of the park. You sound like a normie...this is what all retail investors seem to think. Now is the time for SPY calls.

[Anonymous No.19727038]

>>19724419
won't happen. don't know about the riots and all the political assumptions but the market has been flooded with liquidity. It takes a pretty long while before that effect wears out. then again i wouldn't be shocked if the markets drop like 30% coming months and we revisit march lows but that's a small crash/correction. the big one will start in Q4 and will probably be spread out over a year or 2. eventually i expect the dow to dump to like 2008 levels or worse. 10k ish. need to flush out the funny money and bad banks/businesses. Only road to recovery

[Anonymous No.19727055]

>>19724295
that's why you should be in goldstonks

[Anonymous No.19727069]

>>19724922
lol no all the zoomers are going long. options calls are through the roof. game is up get ready for a nice fat correction

[Anonymous No.19727109]

Well at least my watchlist looks pretty bad already. I knew I should have sold my fiat hedges on Friday in preparation for the crash. But lets hope this week still turns around and gives us some time. I could still sell with 100$ loss, but I'm too greedy for that.

[Anonymous No.19727367]

>>19726946
>ooooh see retail is only down 90% not 95% see the economy is rock solid

[Anonymous No.19727386]

>>19726946
>You sound like a normie...this is what all retail investors seem to think
Get a load of this self-righteous zoomer. I lived through the dot com bubble, 2008, and whatever the fuck we are going through now. You're going to lose a lot of money if you don't snap out of your delusion.
>But... but this time is different! I swear! I swear!

[Anonymous No.19727397]

>>19727367
Pretty much this. Lel.

[Anonymous No.19727398]

>>19726105
if only

[Anonymous No.19727405]

if digits today is going to be green

[Anonymous No.19727410]

>>19727405
assist

[Anonymous No.19727424]

>>19727367
>>19727397
Except the economy is artificially shut down.

[Anonymous No.19727426]

>>19727410
>>19727405
noobs

[Anonymous No.19727427]

>>19727424
And the equities market is STILL over priced.

[Anonymous No.19727433]

Who /puts/ here?

[Anonymous No.19727434]

>>19727427
Compared to what?

[Anonymous No.19727451]

so is this the end ? end of this fking world jewish economy ?

[Anonymous No.19727474]

>>19727424

Yeah and you think turning it on is like turning on your computer? Everything up and running within 5 minutes?

Delusional.

[Anonymous No.19727484]

>>19727474
Pretty much.

When Cafés opened up in my country, from one day to the next they were packed with people.

[Anonymous No.19727501]

>>19720478
And just like that black lives don't matter again lol

[Anonymous No.19727536]

>>19727451
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.19727543]

>>19721395
it don't think it will be a slow downward crab. It will mostly likely be huge drops followed by big bull traps over and over again until around the reasonable value of 10k. Good way to make a shit ton of money, if you don't get too greedy and don't gamble to much. Just buy each dip and sell when it reaches 3/4 of the previous high again.

[Anonymous No.19727568]

Not going going to happen. Sorry guys, each time this happened - futures plus some mainstream media publish scary COVID story (SECOND WAVE) all that happens is that retail gets recked.

Now watch this fly.

[Anonymous No.19727575]

I have 1000, how do I make MONEY.png tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19727603]

>>19727575
Buy knee pads

[Anonymous No.19727652]

>>19727536
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss fking kikes it's happeningggg

[Anonymous No.19727655]

>>19727575
Vegas is open

[Anonymous No.19727931]

>>19719408
black wut?
APOLOGISE!

[Anonymous No.19727958]

>>19722916
thanks, just went all in long

[Anonymous No.19728035]

>>19725872
Can I get a quick run down on those two guys?

[Anonymous No.19728058]

Green as my thumb yo

[Anonymous No.19728087]

BITCOIN IS PUMPING WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.19728105]

>>19728087
Btw, #knew

>>19709373
>>19709373
>>19709373
>>19709373

[Anonymous No.19728210]

>>19727038
>need to flush out the funny money and bad banks/businesses

implying they won't bail out the bastards. you know they will. the only ones getting flushed are small business

[Anonymous No.19728231]

>>19724947
This 150 IQ

[Anonymous No.19728318]

>>19720573
Based

[Anonymous No.19728584]

>>19719408
Its. 7am in NYC right now, im waiting for it.

[Anonymous No.19728631]

>>19727484
You deserve to lose everything you have

[Anonymous No.19728642]

>>19728631
lmao why?

[Anonymous No.19728869]

>>19728642
Because your understanding of economics is cafe tier

[Anonymous No.19728896]

>>19728869
So things like bars didn't instantly fill up as soon as they were allowed to open?

[Anonymous No.19728985]

So do you think it'll be better to buy pre market or wait for the onslaught of sales when the market opens?


also green tuesday or whats the general bet

[Anonymous No.19729040]

>>19728896
Most didn't fill up in my area honestly, and they are still running at extremely reduced capacity. It makes no real difference, however since your local bar is not symbolic of how the market will move nor is it symbolic of the economy in general. Just because some kids decided to go out and spend their QE Trumpbux at a restaurant does not mean the economy is healthy.

[Anonymous No.19729055]

>>19729040
>your local bar
Is that what I said?

> is not symbolic of how the market will move nor is it symbolic of the economy in general
You can see people sitting in bars.
And walking in and out of stores.
And they're a bellwether for how things are moving.

People were told to stay in. When you let them back out, they go back out.

[Anonymous No.19729093]

>>19722851
Listening to NPR and conservative radio for both sides of the story is like eating someone's shit and drinking their piss to balance your diet

[Anonymous No.19729196]

>>19729055
Go ahead and long the indexes then. Go ahead and long autos, petroleum, retail, etc. Don't let me stand in your way.

[Anonymous No.19729215]

>>19729196
I'm just telling you the economy was shut down artifically.

[Anonymous No.19729238]

>>19729215
I don't think anyone on here think the COVID hoax is legitimate. All I'm saying is that you take that line of thinking to its logical conclusion which is that the economy was already set up for an implosion which was decades in the making and COVID was used as the scapegoat so the politicians and elites in power wouldn't have to take the fall. Are you from reddit or something I swear this stuff is so easy to understand it's painful.

[Anonymous No.19729254]

>>19729238
What does any of that shit have to do with anything I said?

[Anonymous No.19729278]

>>19729254
You said the economy was shut down artificially and you implied it will come roaring back thanks to your anecdote about bars being packed. What I'm trying to tell you is that the economic fundamentals are and have been a house of cards for a long time. The economy is not "back" and if you think things are just going to resume like nothing is wrong you're fucking naive as hell.

[Anonymous No.19729315]

>>19729278
The economy was shut down artificially.
All the numbers you've been seeing about unemployment, spending, income, ... are all artificial.

[Anonymous No.19729329]

>>19729315
You're really confused I can tell. Like I said I don't really give a shit if you go long on the markets... Someone has to be the one holding the bags after all.

[Anonymous No.19729336]

>>19729329
It's just very entertaining to me how butthurt you got when I simply pointed out people were told to stay in, and they're going out again as soon as they're allowed to.

[Anonymous No.19729392]

>>19729336
Ahh yes the old "you mad" retort straight out of The Root or Jezebel. Like I said, do your thing I'm just trying to help you. What you should do is screencap your portfolio before the market opens today and take another screencap in 6 months and make a thread on biz showing us how stupid we all were for being wary about the markets. Then I'll actually be butthurt.

[Anonymous No.19729409]

>>19729392
>Ahh yes the old "you mad" retort
Well yes.
See >>19728631

[Anonymous No.19729445]

>>19729409
Pointing out your nativity has nothing to do with me being mad or upset. What I was saying is that you're akin to the person who walks up to a roulette table and sees that the last 5 rolls were red numbers and you go all in on red because you think you see a predictable trend.

[Anonymous No.19729458]

>>19729445
"Deserve" is a statement of opinion.

It's never a good thing to trade this emotionally.

[Anonymous No.19729563]

>>19727433
Many