i miss having sex bros,

[Anonymous No.19698624]

how long since you have your last sex?
is it sad, that i may actually witness a new golden bull run before i get laid?

[Anonymous No.19698648]

9 hours ago

she ate my ass and i came in her mouth

[Anonymous No.19698650]

>>19698624
the final solution

[Anonymous No.19698655]

>>19698624
It's been over 2 years I think, doesn't help that a lot of places I use to go to try and get laid closed down.

[Anonymous No.19698664]

>>19698624
>26
~7 years

[Anonymous No.19698671]

>>19698648
kys sicko

[Anonymous No.19698673]

>>19698624
close to a year ago but honestly, i don't even give a fuck. think about getting back on tinder from time to time but it just isn't worth it. i don't need the distraction i'm on my way to becoming a god

[Anonymous No.19698690]

non-stop sex all-access 24/7/365

[Anonymous No.19698705]

>>19698624
I've never had sex in my 23 years of life. How should I kill myself?

[Anonymous No.19699131]

>>19698624
18 years. If I had a daughter last time I had sex I could legally fuck her now.

[Anonymous No.19699160]

>>19698624
It's been 5 months and 3 weeks since I had sex. I was in Thailand with my holiday gf.

[Anonymous No.19699175]

>>19698624
last week, with a cute trap
BJ was 9/10

[Anonymous No.19699189]

>>19698705
sex dolls feel better

[Anonymous No.19699194]

4 hours.

she has a fever, butt still horny

[Anonymous No.19699198]

>>19698624
7 years since I lost my virginity

[Anonymous No.19699253]

>>19698624
virgin incel

[Anonymous No.19699259]

last night

[Anonymous No.19699262]

>>19699189
That’s a big WRONG senpai.

[Anonymous No.19699354]

Last night. I’m bed w gf right now.

[Anonymous No.19699364]

>>19699131
Do you get back your wizard powers?

[Anonymous No.19699379]

>>19698624
2h

[Anonymous No.19699412]

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.19699420]

>>19698624
21 years olds
>21 years

[Anonymous No.19699436]

About 7 to 8 years

[Anonymous No.19699442]

>>19699412
You missed the boat. Sex and making out will never be as fun as it was when you were a teen with raging hormones and high levels of serotonin.

[Anonymous No.19699458]

>>19699442
this
I'm 31 and sex rarely bothers me even though I didn't get laid much.
I mean it's a thing, but like everyday every-other thing is sex, so you know...

[Anonymous No.19699468]

>>19698624
Grazed a boob of some old hag with my elbow on accident 8 years ago in a grocery store, that's about it.

[Anonymous No.19699474]

>match a cute girl 8/10 on tinder
>text a bit, immediately set up a date for the next day
>already got closer to her, but didn't manage to get a kiss
>drove her home, didn't invite me in, wished me a good night
>goddamn it i fucked up
>texts me 10 mins later and suggests that we should cook together and watch netflix
>holy fuck i did everything right
>met again 2 days later, had sex with her, was awesome
>did this for a week, then she said that she can't do this anymore and said sorry
>i'm actually happy that I didn't have to tell her that I don't want a gf and that she "dumped" me, thinking it's making me feel bad
>actually i feel good about it
>had a few times sex and didn't even have to think about how to dump her for the next hoe
that was awesome. all the other girls immediately get feelings and want to bind you for a relationship where I always have to dump them which feels kinda bad

[Anonymous No.19699479]

>>19699442
Ok.

[Anonymous No.19699500]

>>19699458
i have a hard time keeping it hard since I was over 30 girls in their 20s laugh at me. Wasted my 20s not getting laid enough.

[Anonymous No.19699505]

A month bros. Fucked my gf so brutally she had to go to the docs cause of the pain. Collapsed vaginal wall. No fapping til her cunt is tickedyboo. Feeling the test spike!

[Anonymous No.19699516]

>>19699412

I didn't get laid till I was 25. Feels awful but now at 26 I've been with 5 girls and the only reason that number isn't higher is cause I really like the girl I'm with now. Things can change. Just takes luck and initiative. Gotta put the best version of yourself out there. If you don't try as a guy you probably won't get anywhere even if you're decent looking. That was my problem. I was so damn shy growing up and it took me forever to realize that.

[Anonymous No.19699547]

>>19699516
How did you do it?

[Anonymous No.19699550]

>>19699516
>I really like the girl I'm with now
Does every man drink the simp kool aid

[Anonymous No.19699566]

here are the most simple and proven methods how to get laid
>workout regularly
>buy decent looking and FITTING clothes
>take a shower and shave
>get someone to take good pictures of you
>sign up on tinder
>get some matches because good pictures are all that counts
>text a bit and set up a date
>if you are socially awkward or shy get some drugs like speed, cocaine or ghb and get hyped up before the date
>behave like an alpha and kiss her on the first date
>never ever behave like a friend on your dates
not so hard
>have sex within the first 3 dates or NEXT her
not that hard actually.

[Anonymous No.19699574]

>>19699412
are you me?

[Anonymous No.19699599]

>>19699566
>>workout regularly
I do that for 7 years years now
>>buy decent looking and FITTING clothes
yes I don't dress like a manchild
>>take a shower and shave
I probably take care of my hygiene even too much
>>get someone to take good pictures of you
Don't know how to do that. I barely know anyone at all, let alone someone good at photography.
>>sign up on tinder
>>get some matches because good pictures are all that counts
Well fuck

also don't you need some social media or whatever for those dating apps?

[Anonymous No.19699604]

If I want sex I fuck my wife. Stop being faggots and have a traditional family.

[Anonymous No.19699613]

>>19698624
Two months. I'm married.

[Anonymous No.19699623]

>>19699599
no social media needed. hire a photographer if you really don't know anyone. tell them that you need pics for online dating.
personally i had most success with a side picture of me smiling. >150 matches, i can't even keep up responding to them. honestly.

[Anonymous No.19699655]

>>19698624
it's better than sex anyway

[Anonymous No.19699659]

>>19699604
>have a traditional family
nah, thanks, I rather enjoy my youth and fuck a lot of bitches until i'm in my mid 30s or something, then get a good wife and settle down for that life.

[Anonymous No.19699662]

Fapping has been great lately and I can't really get into a social mood with things like the greatest economic crisis ever and a possible NWO takeover on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.19699676]

>>19699623
I doubt it's just the good pictures then.

[Anonymous No.19699687]

>>19699659
well, that's what i did. point is don't be a faggot. are we in concurrence or not

[Anonymous No.19699703]

>>19699676
the pictures get the matches so you can even text them. texting itself is not that hard, just chat a little and then set up a date, telling them that you prefer meeting them IRL instead of texting. works.

[Anonymous No.19699770]

>>19699703
What I'm saying is even the best possible pictures of someone who is not attractive won't magically grant him 150+ matches as you say.

[Anonymous No.19699775]

>>19699547

Mostly just by not giving a fuck. Started by chatting up girls at bars. Struck out a few times but third night in I found a cute one who wanted to go out for awhile. Didn't tell her I was a virgin but I think she probably figured it out herself. I'd say I'm about average but dating apps did work for me eventually. Just take good pictures and try to get them to meet with you asap. Lose interest fast.

>>19699550

Quality over quantity. I'm an introvert by nature so going out with a ton of girls isn't really something I'm interested in anyway. Just want to cool it for awhile.

[Anonymous No.19699804]

4,5 months