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19694037 No.19694037 [Reply] [Original]

FRENS! I asked a girl out and she said yes!

>> No.19694044
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>>19694037
Good job fren

>> No.19694048

>>19694037
This isn’t Reddit or your personal blog you insufferable faggot

>> No.19694052

>>19694037
Now impregnate her.

>> No.19694054

now tell her u want to make babies and planned out ur marriage during first date. Always goes well

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>>19694037
Pic related: OP’s future

>> No.19694057

>>19694037
Get her to fart in your dick, that way do don’t get her preggy. After that, 2ML of clonzepam and sit on a watermelon without pants.

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>>19694048

>> No.19694075

>>19694037
congrats fren

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>>19694057
Kek
That reminds me of the time I was popping 6mg of Klonopin a day for 6 years then quit cold turkey

Dont do benzos /biz/ frens

>> No.19694103

>>19694037
crgine

>> No.19694115

>>19694037
Make sure to inspect her hymen on the first date.

>> No.19694127

>>19694093
how are you still alive

>> No.19694156

im trying to ask a girl out i hope she says yes too...

>> No.19694161

>>19694037
good 4 u

>> No.19694184

>>19694037
Congrats fren. Now buy ARPA and show her what a real man holds.

>> No.19694195

>>19694127
Not really sure. Should of had a siezure, I reckon. I have TN now and I'm sure that had something to do with it.

Thank god for Kratom and CBD

>> No.19694213

>>19694037
congratulations on your bravery and success fren. maybe there is hope for biz after all.

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>>19694037
YAY fren! good on ya mate.

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>>19694056
rip

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>>19694037
god speed fren :)

>> No.19694959

You have to be over 18 to post on this site.

>> No.19694974

holy shit me too i was just gonna post this earlier. is god giving us our wishes? i literally picked up QT 18 y/o and im in my late twenties lol

>> No.19694984

>>19694052
This

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>> No.19695010

>>19694037
Is she your mother?

>> No.19695259

Are u pregger now fren?

>> No.19695371

>>19694037
Congrats fren!

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>>19694037
An ACTUAL human GIRL in REAL LIFE??!?

>> No.19695812

>>19694037
Sorry OP, but that's a man.

>> No.19695820

>>19694037
How do you know it was a real girl?

>> No.19695827

Give her sauce tonight

>> No.19695885

>>19694037
Yeah just remember all woman are whores. I fucked a dudes wife last month because she wanted to and I quote “have fun” . Because her husband worked so much she hardly sees him. Because he worked so much. Bringing in money for their family. Dude I honestly thought about killing her but I’m not well read on sperm and stuff so I just slept with her and left in the morning.

>> No.19695893

>>19694037
Congrats bro

>> No.19695945

>>19694037
Ur gonna get ghosted lmao

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Reading this thread reminded me why I like some of you fags. True in spirit /biz/raelis appreciate the effort which many of us find hard due to being socially retarded (asking her out) put by a man and achieving his goal no matter if we liek the eng goal or not (gf). And OP this is directed to you:
Fuck her good and cover all her surface areas with your semen

>> No.19696535

>>19694195
>Kratom
i bought loads to get hight but just get nauseous instead

>> No.19696563

>>19694037
Nice one mate

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>>19694037