None of my friends want to go to a bar

[Anonymous No.19690889]

and I want to get pussy

[Anonymous No.19690895]

>>19690889
What's your tactic for picking roasties at the pub?

[Anonymous No.19690902]

>>19690895
I've never done but my plan is to say hi

[Anonymous No.19690916]

>>19690902
if you do that then you're already above 80% of guys and your chances go above 0%

[Anonymous No.19690934]

>>19690902
Only say hi to the ugliest shortest girls in the bar if you want a chance.

[Anonymous No.19690937]

>>19690889
What year do you think this is? Dumb zoomer

[Anonymous No.19690939]

>>19690916
Hell yeah

Idk how to go by myself though

[Anonymous No.19690950]

Went to bars after long time. Didnt feel any hype like long time ago. Didnt want to talk to roasties or get mega drunk. Guess ded af inside. :(

[Anonymous No.19690967]

>>19690889
You could live somewhere they don't have bars. Like Saudia Arabia. or Bong.

[Anonymous No.19690972]

>>19690889
Go alone you fucking coward
t. Chad

[Anonymous No.19691064]

Who /literally never tried but already given up/ here? 25 and no gf in 5 years. Only have ever dated girls when they asked me out.

[Anonymous No.19691066]

>>19690895
be attractive

[Anonymous No.19691081]

>>19691064
Me. Far worse off than you though, full /r9k/ tier.

[Anonymous No.19691094]

>>19690972
Wat u do? I did a lot of solo going until drinking problems and last crapload of times just got drunk, 0 memory and dead next day.

[Anonymous No.19691105]

>>19690939
xanax

[Anonymous No.19691329]

>>19691094
Honesty and sobriety without being a giant pussy will put you ahead of 98% of men

[Anonymous No.19691359]

>>19690902
Might need a bit of practice/a plan to not run out of things to say so you dont look like a creep, but yeah it will work in the long run if you arent a 2/10.

[Anonymous No.19691384]

>>19690889
Is that fucking Balboa

[Anonymous No.19691393]

>>19690902
>I've never done but my plan is to say hi
First of all OP, fuck your friends, go solo it's easier to get girls to talk to you when you're not surrounded by other sweaty incels
Second, I'm going to give you a line that is much better than "hi"
Here you go
>Hey I don't know anyone here, who are you?
You established you are alone. And you give them an open ended question to respond to. The important thing is that it is open ended. Try it our tonight fren. You're guaranteed to either find someone to talk to, or very quickly figure out if they are lame as fuck.
Whether or not you get pussy is a different story. But I don't mind giving you some advice to get your foot in the door. Good luck

[Anonymous No.19691404]

>>19691105
bruh

[Anonymous No.19691473]

>>19690895
I'm a beta who only rarely picks up girls, but usually if I'm chatting up a girl in a bar I'll go out with her for a cigarette and she'll mention that she's cold, which is my que to move in to hug her and keep her warm. I'm usually shitfaced at this point so it's hard to explain how you go from standing next to her to holding her without making it weird. I think I usually just move in with one arm and if she moves closer into your arms then she's with it. Once you're up against her and she feels your body heat that's it, you're making a move and taking her home that night

[Anonymous No.19691772]

>>19691393
Thank you homie I'm gonna use that

[Anonymous No.19691886]

>>19691473
based. I'm the same way anon.

[Anonymous No.19692081]

>>19690889
u know pussies are gross af?

[Anonymous No.19692106]

>>19690889
Pussy is degenerate anon.

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[Anonymous No.19692118]

>>19691393
That's a good line. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.19692230]

>>19692081
My bad I forgot

[Anonymous No.19692490]

>>19690939
It helps if you pick bar that has pool or other games, gives you an excuse to move around and something to do besides just drink if you aren't feeling up to talking to girls. Can't tell you how many girls I've met semi-legitimately looking for a partner in doubles.

[Anonymous No.19693449]

>>19690889
I actually have that achievement, and it feels great. Spot on image, 140 hrs well spent, depression cured for the forseeable future

[Anonymous No.19693771]

>>19691473
Any girl that is dtf on the first night is a whore who has done that already many times and probably has stds. Gross.

Sry for the blackpill but modern dating is just a shitshow.

[Anonymous No.19694468]

Op here, im hammered now. There wasn't anybody, at least no single women. How yall doin

[Anonymous No.19694805]

>>19694468
Hey lad, are you UK? Morning here

[Anonymous No.19695341]

>>19694468
at least you got out there and tried. Sleep tight OP, butter luck next time.

[Anonymous No.19695436]

>>19690889
You'll get more pussies alone.

[Anonymous No.19695979]

>>19690889
Look up coach kyle on YT. The best dating coach I know. I have gotten as far as the bedroom twice and still fucked it up. This guy has actual explanations about how to escalate to sex in the bedroom. All for free.