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[Anonymous No.19687336]

End of day tomboy edition

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>Previous Thread
>>19685905

[Anonymous No.19687356]

first for bears are gay and retarded. big green monday

[Anonymous No.19687369]

IVR is shit and you should be ashamed for holding it.
>paying divvy with equity
tip top kek

[Anonymous No.19687371]

first for the epic earnings and price action on MITT today.
god knows what this means for REIT's

[Anonymous No.19687377]

Fuck Chinamen and fuck black people.

[Anonymous No.19687381]

>>19687336
>Brown tomboy.jpg

[Anonymous No.19687387]

>>19687336
>tanned tomboys
hnnng,... my stock is rising

[Anonymous No.19687390]

GET IN HERE, BEARS!

[Anonymous No.19687394]

Corona stocks underperforming
Defensive stocks underperforming
Amazon red
Ending the day on the green side above sma125 and sma200

I'd say next we have a mini rally depending on fundamental hard data


I'm considering buying VLO
Oil rally next week guys

[Anonymous No.19687395]

BEARS ARE ROARING
STOCKS AINT SOARING
BOBOS RETURNED
BULLS GET BURNED

[Anonymous No.19687397]

What a refreshing day for trading on the stock market!!

[Anonymous No.19687398]

>>19687356
No u

[Anonymous No.19687403]

>>19687336
holding short shorts until SPX 2900

[Anonymous No.19687407]

unironically best edition


also, take your profits now if you havent already bros

[Anonymous No.19687418]

I'm thinking green monday into bloody week. Volume hasn't been this big in a long time. If it's another nothingburger we can gap up. This happened in May same deal.

[Anonymous No.19687425]

uh wtf

[Anonymous No.19687426]

>>19687356
>first for bears are gay and retarded. big green monday

[Anonymous No.19687431]

>>19687407
no im holding and monitoring

[Anonymous No.19687434]

>>19687356
I DRINK YOUR GAINS BITCH SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

[Anonymous No.19687445]

>check burger indexes
>now they're green again
What the hell are you guys doing over there?

[Anonymous No.19687449]

>>19687407
no dice kike

i'm fucking holding

[Anonymous No.19687453]

>>19687371
Not complaining.

[Anonymous No.19687455]

Should i buy AMD calls before the close and risk holding it over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.19687456]

>>19687336
Im staying the fuck out and glad I sold everything on Tuesday when I noticed the dip the jews pulled at 4AM

[Anonymous No.19687461]

>TaKe Ur PrOfItS gUiSe HuRrY b4 Is 2 LaTe

Meanwhile all of my shares keep going up.

[Anonymous No.19687466]

Gonna hold puts over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.19687477]

>>19687425
uh oh

[Anonymous No.19687479]

>>19687328
The thing that's always bothered me about this image is the odd number of nipples.

[Anonymous No.19687480]

SUCK ON A HO'S TIT
BULLS AIN'T SHIT
SHORT THAT MEME STOCK
CHOKE ON BEAR COCK

[Anonymous No.19687482]

PUMP PUMP PUMP

[Anonymous No.19687484]

Is AAPL capable of achieving TSLA status in the next year or two or is that just retardation?

[Anonymous No.19687485]

>>19687336
MUH

[Anonymous No.19687487]

>>19687453
they missed earnings by 4000%...

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19687490]

This is such a fake pump holy shit. Sell your positions if you haven't. As soon as 4:00 hits, SPY is gonna go down like two dollars and futures will be -2% on Sunday night.

[Anonymous No.19687499]

>>19687456
I'm up 16% today. Learn to swing trends. Can't make money when you're only in cash.

[Anonymous No.19687500]

Stocks go up

[Anonymous No.19687512]

oil chads report in

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19687518]

>>19687490
What does it mean for the small cap 2000?

[Anonymous No.19687521]

>>19687487
I know, weird huh.

[Anonymous No.19687522]

>>19687390
What the fuck is going on with TVIX???? ARE THEY SHORTING THE MARKET OR ARE THEY STAYING IN! THE ANTICIPATION FOR EOTD IS KILLING ME!!!!

[Anonymous No.19687525]

kek the last 10 minutes before close is gonna be fucked, i can feel it

[Anonymous No.19687530]

>>19687490
So I’m assuming you have a ton of SPY puts for 300?

[Anonymous No.19687531]

>>19687371
>>19687487
How are they up and not at $0.01

[Anonymous No.19687532]

>>19687371
From the call: "We are pleased to announce that we exited forbearance two days ago and reinstated bilateral agreements with all our current lenders. Immediately prior to and during the two-month period of our forbearance, we sold the majority of our assets, paid off the related financing and consolidated our remaining repo arrangements down to six lenders. We did this so we could meet the previously unmet margin calls, and so we could exit forbearance. After these sales, MITT has a much smaller portfolio with lower leverage."

I can imagine this is what a lot of REITs did, not bad

[Anonymous No.19687533]

Can any of you please answer this question >>19687481

[Anonymous No.19687534]

>>19687521
what a country

[Anonymous No.19687536]

tfw bull when its profitable, bear when its profitable, and cash when shits crabbing unpredictably.

[Anonymous No.19687554]

>>19687534
>>19687521
>>19687487
Earnings only go up from here >>19687532

[Anonymous No.19687555]

shit break's over... let's see here.....

[Anonymous No.19687560]

HERE WE GO
TEST THAT LOW
BOBO IS FAST
HOW YOU FINNA LAST

[Anonymous No.19687562]

FUCK ANIME AND FUCK BOBO

[Anonymous No.19687569]

its over

[Anonymous No.19687572]

>>19687533
Invest in butter.

[Anonymous No.19687574]

Bull or bear for monday?

[Anonymous No.19687587]

WHERE'S THE PROMISED DUMP BOBO?

IS THIS EVERYTHING YOU GOT?

[Anonymous No.19687594]

>>19687574
TEAM BULL REPORTS IN

[Anonymous No.19687603]

>>19687574
crab

[Anonymous No.19687605]

>>19687574
IT GON RAIN

[Anonymous No.19687606]

>>19687533
Invest in companies that are headquartered or have massive ops in red states. How do you need someone to explain this?
Also >>19687572

[Anonymous No.19687609]

Hey guys, I have $700 which I want to buy in. I already have stocks with DAL, XOM and SSL. Is there any stocks you'd recommend I buy into with this or should I just add to what I already have? Thinking of waiting till there's a dip again.

[Anonymous No.19687610]

Shording now :DDD

[Anonymous No.19687612]

>>19687574
Bull Monday but there needs to be a dump RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.19687613]

>>19687554
yeah but share price is going to collapse to match their book value after selling all their assets.
or we just go full clownworld and it returns to 2019 highs after they "sold the majority of their assets"

[Anonymous No.19687617]

I have some days where I'm wanting to buy every stock on the market.
I had one of those days today.

[Anonymous No.19687620]

CLACK... CLACK... CLACK ..CLACK.. CLACK CLACK CLACK

[Anonymous No.19687621]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19687623]

They are letting the anti-retail algos run crazy

[Anonymous No.19687625]

fake ass dump

I hope that you held your bags and bought more stonks today

[Anonymous No.19687626]

ACCUMULATE DIPS FOR MID/LONG TERM HOLD:

CLF
REFR
MRO
SSL
PLUG

[Anonymous No.19687632]

>>19687377
>colors
Heh nice pun

[Anonymous No.19687638]

>>19687574
bear Monday. Dude spy down -18 dollars yesterday, now gonna close +2 dollars and this shit is struggling to stay alive. Everyone was expecting huge dildos after what happened yesterday but were barely closing green. Nasty pumps on favorite stocks on robinhood, you already know the dumb fucks behind that

[Anonymous No.19687639]

>only been into crypto before
>have 10k to move into boomer markets
>what do first?
>what app/brokers/software/websites?
>what kind of assets considering I think we're at the top of "return to normal" on the stock market

[Anonymous No.19687640]

>>19687609
MSGS looks like a good recovery play.

[Anonymous No.19687646]

>>19687587
takes about half a minute to choke out a human, how long do you think it takes to knock out a bull? I'm working on it, sheesh.

[Anonymous No.19687647]

>>19687609
Going for the long hold btw. Probably will delete the app and look at them again next year. Might go into AMD but open to suggestions.

[Anonymous No.19687648]

uh bobo i dont feel too good

[Anonymous No.19687649]

WOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19687656]

>>19687512
50 next month

[Anonymous No.19687661]

So fellas I'm thinking of changing my strategy up.

I got 23K i've freed up. If we're red on monday I'll buy back into a few things. if not, i'm just going to stick with dividend paying stocks and stay there.
New strat would be to take 1k out of my paycheck (2k a month) and dump it into the stock with the closest ex-dividend date. never pull out, of course...but grow up that way. Don't pay attention to any more ups and downs.
Bonus money from work will then be the only free money I play with in maybe an IPO or something.

I don't know..I just can't take this up and down. Nothing seems to make any sense or have any reasons for it.

[Anonymous No.19687662]

thats it

[Anonymous No.19687667]

The market is giving everyone a do over of the last two weeks.

[Anonymous No.19687668]

>>19687639
who are you quoting?
also, read through the links in the OP first

[Anonymous No.19687669]

>>19687656
delusional

[Anonymous No.19687670]

[Anonymous No.19687671]

>>19687626
Missed the CLF dip

[Anonymous No.19687681]

Last minute buys before Monday's pump?

[Anonymous No.19687683]

HOLYSHIT DUMP IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.19687688]

today has been cunnyshaped
are we in a cunnyshaped recovery?

[Anonymous No.19687689]

>>19687613
This is what has me concerned. On one end, yeah, it would be reasonable. On the other, JCP and hertz were literally broke and returning multiples.

[Anonymous No.19687694]

I made a fortune on Airlines today, this shit is too easy. If something is big red, buy - if it is big green, slowly sell. Ez money.

[Anonymous No.19687696]

>>19687613
The entire business of REITs is to hold large portfolios of leveraged assets and collect income from each. If a REIT sheds most of it's portfolio and risk into a market where new issuance rates are near zero, it's going to have years of fractional earnings.
So yes, sounds like the 4 dollar price target is on the money then.

[Anonymous No.19687697]

just a little more to push over that resistance

[Anonymous No.19687700]

>>19687661
All you need to do it take that 2k and put it into AAPL every month. Its the best dividend/growth combo of any stock and they increase the payout every year without fail.

[Anonymous No.19687705]

>>19687613
I'm about 50/50 on the clownworld outcome right now

[Anonymous No.19687707]

>>19687694
this post makes me think we're gonna dump violently into a breaker somehow.

[Anonymous No.19687708]

I have to get them credit

"spiking" "second wave" etc kek

meanwhile deaths are still going down and nothing is really spiking. Good disinfo

[Anonymous No.19687710]

>>19687683
how about....no?

[Anonymous No.19687711]

Pump it Powell pump it

[Anonymous No.19687712]

EOD PUMP MONDAY GREEN CONFIRMED
>EOD PUMP MONDAY GREEN CONFIRMED
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EOD PUMP MONDAY GREEN CONFIRMED
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EOD PUMP MONDAY GREEN CONFIRMED
>EOD PUMP MONDAY GREEN CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.19687716]

>>19687656
oh hey meidri poster seems like we meet again i actually went into HAL and SSL if i didnt tell u im going to the moon

[Anonymous No.19687717]

GOOD LUCK ON MONDAY EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.19687720]

>>19687606
>>19687533
Is Indiana red? I’d guess it is.
Buy Lilly anyways. Longing American diabetes is a much better thesis than whatever your dumbass political bullshit is.

[Anonymous No.19687721]

you guys bought the dip right?

[Anonymous No.19687724]

>still holding 20% bond ETFs
How long until next major correction so I can finally go 100% stocks?

[Anonymous No.19687726]

GREEN

[Anonymous No.19687729]

>>19687707
kek same

[Anonymous No.19687732]

300 SUPPORT CONFIRMED

SPY NEVER BELOW 300 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.19687734]

>>19687640
This is the next reddit/4chan/facebook meme stock. I say it's pretty safe investment

[Anonymous No.19687738]

>>19687499
How do I learn? I want to trade with a few thou. How do I profit from the volatility.

[Anonymous No.19687749]

>>19687707
People like you are telling me this since March and here we are, even breaking ATHs.

This market isn't rational anymore and trading techniques have to be adjusted. Maybe the best strategy is to buy the top 10 RH holdings

[Anonymous No.19687750]

if we pump back to 305 I'm buying short ETFs. There's no way this spook is fixed that easily. Otherwise I'd bet on another bounce.

[Anonymous No.19687753]

>>19687668
thanks, reading up now, extremely interesting
>who are you quoting?
it's called greentexting, newfriend

[Anonymous No.19687754]

>>19687696
You don't think the amount of people starting to apply for new mortgages at low rates might push their portfolio back up once they start buying them?

[Anonymous No.19687759]

Who here diamond hands?

[Anonymous No.19687760]

DAL @ 36 - 37 soon. It's over 30 now btw. Then I'm out. Rolling into more DIS long as DIS stays under 119. Then once DIS hit 140, those shares will be sold. I'll still have a nice DIS position though so..

[Anonymous No.19687763]

reminder

the word "spike" when new hosptilizations are down is hilarious. Only new thing is people are staying in hospital longer. Case % is still very low.

[Anonymous No.19687767]

Yeah I'm thinking I'm holding all my calls over the weekend

[Anonymous No.19687770]

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO?

[Anonymous No.19687774]

wow AAL is doing their classic pump to the moon. + 17% already. epic gains, thanks <3

[Anonymous No.19687778]

>>19687760
how can you justify that with their quarterly earnings report

[Anonymous No.19687786]

post your weekly, anons

[Anonymous No.19687785]

hopefully thats the start of a reversal, looks like the leg down has been stopped

[Anonymous No.19687787]

>>19687763
In AZ they did a huge testing push for long-term care homes.. catching more cases. The second spike nonsense is not based on any statistical evidence. They pushed it though. Even using term spike is hilarious... it was more like a slight increase

[Anonymous No.19687793]

>>19687716
Good for you, glad you're profiting. Although you should thank SSL anon, not me.

[Anonymous No.19687796]

This pump is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.19687797]

>>19687767
Based call chad

[Anonymous No.19687800]

305 hit so now I'm shorting. Good luck guys.

[Anonymous No.19687803]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19687814]

>>19687425
stock only go up

[Anonymous No.19687815]

bobobo.......
bo bobobobo

[Anonymous No.19687816]

>>19687787
Market sees right through that bullshit desu

[Anonymous No.19687819]

Why the fuck is it pumping NOW?

[Anonymous No.19687820]

AMERICA

[Anonymous No.19687822]

>>19687793
if i ever see SSL anon ill thank him im close to making my 1k back ive been holding the entire time

[Anonymous No.19687824]

HUGE RED DILDOS 305 CEILING CONFIRMED 270 ON MONDAY

[Anonymous No.19687827]

Fed pumped hard today and couldn't even reach +2%. Monday will be brutal. At least another -7%

[Anonymous No.19687830]

>>19687763
I don't even see a spike in daily new cases.

[Anonymous No.19687832]

>>19687753
>who are you quoting?
it's an old /jp/ meme

[Anonymous No.19687835]

>>19687814

[Anonymous No.19687839]

On CNBC this morning they were saying that Joe Biden is going to win and raise everyone's taxes

It sounded pretty sad to think about, I don't want my taxes to go up

[Anonymous No.19687841]

>>19687700
sounds great and the double digits are pretty nice but I really don't like Apple as a company at all.
Not only because of their business practices but because they're a one trick end-consumer product company.
They went from zero to hero with the ipod and iphone but that was pretty much it. There are plenty of die-hard apple fans that are now starting to look in other directions as the price to performance (even in the aesthetics department) are starting to not give good enough returns.

To that end I'm focusing here...

DOW 300
TXN 50
CSCO 150
VZ 150
RTX 20
T 425
eyeing OKE since it's a middle-man for also natural gas (i think natural gas will still be pretty good all around for years to come. Propane and propane accessories).

But hey, if you can give me reasons why AAPL isn't just soaring off of the last remnants of brand recognition I'll start putting money there too. It is a tech stock and I am looking to lean heavier into tech and telecommunications.

[Anonymous No.19687842]

>>19687816
I think it was done to juice the big rug pull on retail. Gives it a narrative to support the shorting.

[Anonymous No.19687843]

What happens if you hold your positions over the weekend

[Anonymous No.19687847]

>>19687800
btfo

[Anonymous No.19687849]

[Anonymous No.19687851]

>>19687770
Yes we are spy didn’t touch 308 all day but dipped below 300 twice

[Anonymous No.19687853]

>>19687753
> newfag doesn't know how to greentext
>"Ackshually, it's called greentexting you newfag"

[Anonymous No.19687857]

Boy, I am sure glad I am a bull. Good thing I didn't FOMO into TVIX at 190. B-bullchads unite!

[Anonymous No.19687859]

>>19687749
I've been thinking it'd work well for scalping desu. I don't do well with intraday and momentum though.

>>19687839
they'll go up regardless. The budgets are over-strained from shutdown and the poor investments in funds.

[Anonymous No.19687860]

>>19687843
free money

[Anonymous No.19687862]

Just gotta make sure it's in the green for the closing bell.....for the nightly news...nobody gives a shit if it tanks after hours

[Anonymous No.19687863]

>>19687843
You hold your positions over the weekend

[Anonymous No.19687866]

>>19687819
wants to look good before weekend
>>19687830
Arizona, Florida, Texas, California. Original epicenters declining while places that weren't hit earlier are being hit now. Also rising globally.

[Anonymous No.19687870]

If we dump heavy I'm sacrificing a chicken to mercury

[Anonymous No.19687871]

>>19687849

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.19687876]

>>19687803
kek'd

[Anonymous No.19687879]

>>19687841

Augmented reality. It sounds like a meme now but in a few years, you’ll understand what I mean.

[Anonymous No.19687881]

>>19687843
When you wake up on Monday morning you have a lot less money than before.

[Anonymous No.19687886]

>HTZ
doomp ett

[Anonymous No.19687889]

He bought? doomp et.

[Anonymous No.19687890]

>>19687847
I rode the 305 dump down and sold the second the next candle was green, I'm ok. I'll short again if it hits 305.

[Anonymous No.19687892]

>>19687866
>spikes
they picked some variable that went up and ran with it when ignoring all context etc. Wait a week and see how bad this "second spike" is. It's narrative driven not statistical.

[Anonymous No.19687894]

okok. bought some tsla calls - getting ballsy over the weekend, but RH zoomers will buy the cheapies on monday.

[Anonymous No.19687896]

Reminder:
>TTOO compliance monday.

[Anonymous No.19687897]

>>19687705
I just looked at it again. Now I'm slightly leaning to clown world. This could be them either being better off for liquidating all their assets and not at a retarded loss in comparison to what is expected from other reits, or ayliums. Keep in mind that an REIT without assets is uh...

[Anonymous No.19687899]

EOD pump is always fake and gay. Futures don't mean shit either.

[Anonymous No.19687900]

today was a good day

[Anonymous No.19687906]

Fuck it out the shorts into HTZ

[Anonymous No.19687908]

>>19687890
based

[Anonymous No.19687916]

VIX - 13% btw.

[Anonymous No.19687923]

>>19687407
Fuck off. This is just the beginning.

[Anonymous No.19687925]

>>19687843
I'm thinking we get red on monday.
The big up, flirt with big down, and end on where we began today feels odd to me. Especially after the last two days of down down.

>>19687879
Apple is fucking with AR now?
Shit well maybe that is something to look into.

Fuck, you know what would really be nice for my conscience though? If I could actually invest in some Linux system or some other shit like that. But it's all commie shit so they don't do that and the enterprise level ones, like Red Hat, are already gobbled up by IBM.

[Anonymous No.19687927]

>>19687871
It's called "too afraid to press all"

[Anonymous No.19687930]

just put 5 dollars into the market using cashapp you're welcome for saving the economy guys

[Anonymous No.19687931]

>Wire some money to broker on tuesday
>Thursday comes around with no money
>"Hey lads, I dont see the money on my account. Last time it only took a day."
>"The money didnt arrive."
>"No problem. Tell me when there are any news.
>Friday comes
>"You got that stuff sorted? A simple wire shouldnt take longer than 3 days."
>No response.
Do I really have to threaten my broker with the fucking FINRA to get their asses moving?

[Anonymous No.19687935]

KO is such a piece of shit, dumps a month worth of gains in a day, then doesn't pump when the rest of the market pumps.

I'm just holding for the divvies at this point.

[Anonymous No.19687939]

>>19687931
yes

[Anonymous No.19687944]

Im up 2k in my tryhard folio
down 700 bucks (net -200) on my clown folio
I need to learn how to honk

[Anonymous No.19687946]

>>19687897
I'm wondering whether they'll start buying again to beef the portfolio up, I saw they wouldn't really answer questions about that yet. Hopefully they've got enough cash on hand

[Anonymous No.19687953]

>>19687700
apple have bad dividends and their golden age is behind them. just a question of how long it'll take for the market to catch on.

[Anonymous No.19687950]

>>19687931
this is why i invest in crypto
literally move hundreds of thousands of dollars in an hour, and you know exactly where it's going

[Anonymous No.19687951]

THE SECOND SPIKE

[Anonymous No.19687954]

>>19687646
It’s over Bobo.
Sectors have returned to normal

[Anonymous No.19687957]

KEK at the 4:00 INSTA POGO

[Anonymous No.19687958]

>>19687871

[Anonymous No.19687970]

>>19687935
Fuck KO that piece of shit cost me a lot in calls.

[Anonymous No.19687971]

>>19687336
Need more advice. What stock/stocks do I put my Trump Bux into to make it?

[Anonymous No.19687972]

Well that was gay. So soft I felt a twitch in my trousers.

[Anonymous No.19687974]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
how was the week for y'all?
i'm down several hundred but i pulled out today in case monday is worse

[Anonymous No.19687983]

heck yes my account made it back to $1,600. +8.38% on the day

[Anonymous No.19687984]

praying for a red monday

[Anonymous No.19687988]

>>19687871
.

[Anonymous No.19687990]

>>19687336
>went all in before close
see you on moonday

[Anonymous No.19687991]

>>19687830
AAAAAAAAAA DESTROY THE COUNTRY LOVER THE COOOFFFFF

[Anonymous No.19687992]

holding TVIX
see you at 2800 SPX bulls

[Anonymous No.19687997]

>>19687951
That's not how hospitlization work. Currently new cases in 23 states are way over their 7day average and hospitilizations will follow to soar in 10-16 days.

Nevertheless it is a big meme virus and nearly every country was able to control it, except the fucking burgers who are basically too dumb for everything.

[Anonymous No.19687999]

>>19687974
missed DAL at 27, too much of a pussy to buy anything this week.

[Anonymous No.19688009]

Got drunk and sold my DAL at a tiny loss. Shit.

[Anonymous No.19688011]

>>19687974
Friday
Up 1200
Thursday
Down 1700
Today
up 500

Total gains: 60 dollars since march.
EASY MONEY

[Anonymous No.19688013]

>>19687974
5% gain today. Sold mostly everything. I'm hoping Monday starts red.

[Anonymous No.19688017]

*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

[Anonymous No.19688018]

>>19687992
based. I doubled down with russ inverses and offloaded some shares that bounced back.

[Anonymous No.19688022]

>>19687931
can't you just set up a trading account with your bank

[Anonymous No.19688026]

>>19687992
SAME NIGGA SAME

[Anonymous No.19688029]

>>19687974
im about 75 dollars from making my 1k back so it was really nice

[Anonymous No.19688033]

Well, that was fun.

[Anonymous No.19688035]

>>19687974
I'm overall up but sad I sold yesterday on the down (I had bought the bigger dip a few months back) and tried to be a smart guy and reinvest on a bigger dip because I believed in Cronoa 2 George Floyd Boogaloo was going to dip us hard again.

But nope.
Still up. Just not as up as i could be.
Looking for monday to dip again or change strats.

[Anonymous No.19688036]

I made $12 today. Yeah!

[Anonymous No.19688039]

Thanks to paperless and online banking I'm able to keep my money "hidden". There's no paper trail to my brokerage nor my emergency fund. So anyone snoops thru my mail or glances at my bank statements they'd think I was almost broke as fuck... Which comes mighty handy if you know you get slammed by divorce papers.

[Anonymous No.19688043]

>>19687832
>told

[Anonymous No.19688044]

>>19687992
Enjoy holding those bags sucker.

[Anonymous No.19688046]

>>19688035
ADD bro, zoom out

[Anonymous No.19688047]

>>19687336
Bull fags call a day that spy hits 308 and ends at 304 a pump

[Anonymous No.19688051]

>>19687786
Not a good week for me

[Anonymous No.19688054]

newfag here. how to start?

[Anonymous No.19688055]

>>19688039
fucking based

[Anonymous No.19688058]

>One of the world's largest hedge funds, Renaissance Technologies, is slipping as the quant-driven firm founded by former Cold War code-breaker Jim Simons has difficulty in maneuvering the extreme volatility brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic.
>Its Renaissance Institutional Diversified Alpha fund fell 8.8% in the first week of June, bringing its YTD decline to 20.7%, the Financial Times reports, citing numbers sent to investors.

Icahn, Buffet, and Simons got their asses kicked by Covid. Time for anon and the barstools pizza guys to achieve alpha.

[Anonymous No.19688060]

>>19687992
I wanted to sell but I got distracted by the wife and kids. Shit. I'm stuck with them now. Alea jacta est.

[Anonymous No.19688061]

>>19688017
WEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.19688062]

Sell off after market.

[Anonymous No.19688063]

>>19688044
do you not realize it was up 70% yesterday tho

[Anonymous No.19688067]

>>19687974
+2.02%
I'LL TAKE IT! Happy Friday everyone :D

[Anonymous No.19688072]

>>19687753
Hello >>>/r/eddit/

[Anonymous No.19688080]

How is AMD for a long-term hold? Might buy in on Monday if it dips some.

[Anonymous No.19688084]

>>19688039
don't worry, her lawyer will find all your monies.

[Anonymous No.19688086]

>>19688039
no one would ever divorce you

>>19688058
no way
that's crazy

[Anonymous No.19688088]

>>19688072
I'm so happy the weekend is here and all the immigrants will fuck off.

[Anonymous No.19688091]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .31% today, unexceptional. Been looking over my charts and I'm kickin myself over how obvious yesterday's drop was, I saw the big buys slow and stop, then what happened? Strange data, record inflow into bonds? Retail absolutely rekt while there are actual inflows into equities? 313 SPY was an important level and breaking through that in futures should have tipped me off.
Very contrarian I think today's pump into close is bad, actually. Sell pressure outweighs buy on daily TPO, though closing above open and seeking POC established last night in futures is interesting. I'm not betting on this one, futures on Sunday will be the actual data. Remember this has nothing to do with Corona or any other news, there's some strange financial engineering going on.
Placed my first futures trades last night and today... I'm down 8 dollars. Trading /es isn't sustainable, keeping reasonable stops means I get stopped out rapidly even on low volume. /MESM20 works though, very very fun!
This week we're going to the Romano's in Cairo, Egypt!

[Anonymous No.19688093]

>>19688054
With paper trading if you're smart.

[Anonymous No.19688094]

>>19687950
>i invest in crypto
You don't know what you're doing.

>literally move hundreds of thousands of dollars in an hour
>investing hundreds of thousands of dollars on fake money
My condolence to your "hundreds of thousands pf dollars".

[Anonymous No.19688095]

>>19688039
Will keep this in mind if I ever get married like a normie

[Anonymous No.19688096]

VIX chads we are going to print so much fucking money Monday

[Anonymous No.19688099]

>>19687992
hoho gonna be a good wild ride down, buy nice SPY strangles at the crab action there

[Anonymous No.19688109]

>>19687866
>places that weren't hit earlier are being hit now. Also rising globally.
Oh gee what a shame, these sniffles really are running amok.

[Anonymous No.19688112]

today is the day i break even.....

[Anonymous No.19688114]

>>19688091
up 2.4% today in my RH
bought some stuff in the morning in my TDA

I don't want to go to Egypt right now ~~

[Anonymous No.19688116]

>>19688039
The only way to hide a bunch of money, I suspect, would be to withdraw it as cash and convert it all to bitcoin through in-person cash trades. When asked where all the cash went say you blew it on hookers.

[Anonymous No.19688121]

>>19688080
I tried them early on. was good when they first discovered the alien technology that pushed them hard up but I think the growth will slow. All it will take is Intel to find their own alium spaceship and they're fucked again.

[Anonymous No.19688122]

>>19688096
Mane I thought I was finna do dat today doe

[Anonymous No.19688128]

>>19688109
https://www.politico.eu/article/coronavirus-italy-doctors-tough-calls-survival/
Back to /pol/ retard.

[Anonymous No.19688134]

>>19688091
Up 6.7k for the day so around 3.3%. Ho hum. I'm tired of being poor bros

[Anonymous No.19688135]

>>19688080
Trash.

[Anonymous No.19688139]

>>19687988
lmao

[Anonymous No.19688142]

>>19688116
need more of this content
also how to avoid paying taxes, set up offshore company and trade using company account etc.

[Anonymous No.19688143]

>>19688091
Up 5.10%. Nice recovery from other day.

[Anonymous No.19688147]

>>19688058
EH, THOSE SHMUCKS DONT KNOW NOTHIN' BOUT THE MARKET, THIS IS TONY TWO LEGS AND I TELL YA WHAT I BOUGHT IN THOSE SALAMI SHARES BECAUSE A MAN'S GOTTA EAT RIGHT? AND JUST LOOK AT ALL THE GREEN BABY
(paraphrased from somewhere in Incerto)

[Anonymous No.19688148]

>>19688039
A forensic accountant would find your money in 5 minutes you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.19688161]

>>19688121
I've seen some analysts think they'll break 70 by December. Even if they don't make that, it seems a good product to invest in.

>>19688135
Why trash?

[Anonymous No.19688163]

>>19688058
year isnt over and you dont just want to sell billions of dollars in stock at once
on the other hand it might just go to show that most of their stock picks originate from insider info & cartel building

[Anonymous No.19688164]

>>19688147
Sounds like a Sam Hyde character.

[Anonymous No.19688166]

so this is like /r/wallstreetbets on /biz/ :)

[Anonymous No.19688169]

Unloaded my cash on the market in the final minutes cause of that pump.

Didn’t wanna chase when we open up 500 points Monday.

[Anonymous No.19688170]

what are some good long-term holds? Amazon and apple seem to be interesting choices

[Anonymous No.19688178]

>>19688166
heh heh yeah we all are redditors here
what time does the bacon narwhal, bois? :D

[Anonymous No.19688179]

>>19688170
att is a nice boomer stock

[Anonymous No.19688180]

>>19688091
Up 2.5%. Softened the blow from the last couple of days but looking at my chart still hurts.

[Anonymous No.19688182]

>>19688170
go back to wsb

[Anonymous No.19688185]

>>19688094
anon pls
have faith in me

[Anonymous No.19688187]

>>19688170
Any credible consum tech med or weapon

[Anonymous No.19688188]

Can't wait for market to shit on monday.

[Anonymous No.19688195]

>>19688188
Everyone expects that, which is why Monday will be bright green

[Anonymous No.19688204]

>>19688161
nobody is going to be buying chips for a while.

[monday FOMO retard No.19688205]

Up 5% today after losing 5% 3 days in a row. Feeling good.

[Anonymous No.19688207]

>>19688147
kek based. Reminder
>warren buffett is old and stupid
>george soros is out of touch
>mark cuban is a schizo
>jim simons is a hack
>debt load doesn't matter
>this action is because of the virus and it's a nothingburger
KEEP THE PRESSES GOING. I WANT A FULL OUNCE OF .999 FINE BEFORE WE GET TO THE BOTTOM.

[Anonymous No.19688210]

America always comes through. No other market comes close.

[Anonymous No.19688213]

Market just acted like a long term play throughout the day. Boring as fuck. Overall bearish.

[Anonymous No.19688218]

>>19688188
news on sunday that BLM terrorists all got corona, +70% average close on monday

[Anonymous No.19688217]

>>19688148
No it would take at least...a couple of hours. Billable hours mind.

[Anonymous No.19688224]

you won't make it if you don't understand why a young boy mating pressing an older women is hot

[Anonymous No.19688226]

>>19688128
>3/9/20
>the apex of media hysteria
Excuse me while I go watch some nurses doing tiktok videos while they're busy "deciding who to save."
Dumb sheep faggot.

[Anonymous No.19688236]

>>19687336
You call spy 308 to spy 304 a pump

[Anonymous No.19688239]

>>19688091
-0.3%, Im loading up on SJM so I can get some movement

[Anonymous No.19688245]

>>19688226
you stupid fuck not all damn hospitals are for Corona. We need an IQ requirement

[Anonymous No.19688246]

>>19688022
Haha lol no
Euro banks or brokers are just plain garbage. Cant even trade/write options.
>>19687939
This should be enough to get them going I guess.

[Anonymous No.19688249]

>>19688166
Yeah no except there are no gamblers on /biz/, just most of us are here for long-term profits. r/wsb won't even buy defense stocks because it's "immoral", those bunch of retards.

[Anonymous No.19688254]

>>19688207
If they really believe it was the end Gold and Silver wouldn’t have dropped last night.

[Anonymous No.19688258]

Up 6k for the day, thanks retarded fucking bagholders. Keep on buying this dogshit market up and giving me money day after day.

[Anonymous No.19688262]

Convince me not to buy puts 3 weeks out to ride the gravy train all the way down...

[Anonymous No.19688267]

Can someone explain this market to me, I literally cannot follow it anymore, it doesn't make sense. I was only into stocks since January.

I pulled out a while ago (very slight loss from original investment after being up) just because I'm fucking horrified all the time at the volatility. This isn't normal, RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.19688271]

Don't know why the March lows are such a psychological barrier for every cunt. S&P should've been at 150 by now but J Powell rekt the dollar.

[Anonymous No.19688274]

>>19688170
MSGS

[Anonymous No.19688279]

>>19687377
>people

[Anonymous No.19688282]

who /bought stonks/ today?

I gathered European cheapies today. Europeans got completely fucked and will open on +3% on Monday.

[Anonymous No.19688287]

>>19687974
up 11 dollars. could be worse I guess

[Anonymous No.19688288]

>>19688258
explain
teach

[Anonymous No.19688291]

>>19688267
never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.19688290]

>>19688245
Well kiddo you can stay in your bunker living off of canned beans and fingering your asshole while the rest of us are out not giving a fuck.
Have a blast.

[Anonymous No.19688293]

>>19688267
people will try to say that the market isn't normally this volatile but trust me it always feels like this, i do amit the global situation is quite crazy right now however.

[Anonymous No.19688298]

>>19688254
We'll have to revisit that in a few months. Gold remains above 1700.

[Anonymous No.19688315]

>>19688224
Depends on how young and how old, but generally I would have to agree.

[Anonymous No.19688316]

>>19688039

This won't help you in a divorce. I'm studying to become a forensic accountant. Their methods aren't perfect but they probably can find your money. Especially if you aren't living like you are poor. They can calculate from a detective's report and whatever vehicles or houses you legally own how much you likely make, then they have an idea of how much money they are looking for.


Smarter people than you have failed to do this.

[Anonymous No.19688317]

>>19688267
what do you mean "normal"?
stock prices go up sometimes.
stock prices go down sometimes.
when the prices of good stocks go down, buy those good stocks.
It's the most normal thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.19688319]

>>19688290
>it's one extreme or the other
stupid fuck. it's the weekend, don't you have a party to go to?

[Anonymous No.19688321]

>>19688282
You're a retarded deluded bullnigger. Enjoy your losses on Monday :)

[Anonymous No.19688323]

>>19688290

[Anonymous No.19688329]

Was I right to get out of DAL at 30? I like the company but I don't have as much faith in airlines recovering as fast as people think. I sold for a small loss and will see how things pan out.

[Anonymous No.19688333]

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[Anonymous No.19688337]

>>19688166
pls kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19688340]

Locked in my profits. I'm 100% in cash now.

[Anonymous No.19688342]

>>19688267
i can totally read this movement and it's exactly the same as last month

[Anonymous No.19688346]

>>19688039
ahahaha you cannot be serious
this isnt the 1920s lad

[Anonymous No.19688348]

So I got 23K...
Do I buy into the next reds I find next week or do I wait for some IPO?
I heard something about royal pharmaceuticals but I can't find when they give out their IPO. How does one find the info of when IPOs are available to buy?

I keep seeing PLUG and REFR being pushed here but really what's the thought here?
REFR makes glass? So fucking what? It hasn't done much above 5 dollars for YEARS.
PLUG is doing hydrogen fuel cells but is that really going to be the future here?

[Anonymous No.19688350]

>>19688323
That look of utter disgrace. Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.19688353]

>>19688246
this should do the trick

[Anonymous No.19688361]

>>19688329
yes. wave 2 soon enough

[Anonymous No.19688363]

>>19688340
how much does cash pay you every month?

dividends are your fren

[Anonymous No.19688365]

>>19688357
>>19688357
>>19688357
>>19688357
new thread

[Anonymous No.19688370]

>EOD pump
>TVIX close around ~170

ffs. who keeps buying? is this the Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund FOMO I heard about on the news or is it Robinhood cucks?

[Anonymous No.19688375]

>>19688333
Bullshit as fuck.
Holy hell I love this nonsense, shareholding yelling stuff yesterday was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.19688376]

>>19688319
>don't you have a party to go to?

[Anonymous No.19688379]

>>19688166
Isn't it le epic xDDD

[Anonymous No.19688384]

I got caught day trading TVIX. Holy shit, i've never had bags these heavy before. I need it to fucking dive on Monday.

[Anonymous No.19688385]

>>19688315
12 year old male
20 year old female

[Anonymous No.19688386]

>>19688376
enjoy. weather's good over here. humidity dropped a lot

[Anonymous No.19688391]

>>19688323
you can tell from the eyes he's dead inside

[Anonymous No.19688410]

>>19687610
Ebin

[Anonymous No.19688409]

>>19688370
Incase you haven’t being reading the news dummy. Yes Chinese and other foreigners are buying US assets. Enjoy a huge ass mortgage on any new properties.

[Anonymous No.19688413]

>>19688091
up 2.00%. didn't do any trading today.

[Anonymous No.19688471]

>>19688384

[Anonymous No.19688493]

Eman's gonna dump, sell your shit while it's still up. That contract isn't enough to float them that high...

[Anonymous No.19688543]

>>19687336
I dont even know what the fuck to invest in anymore nothing makes sense

[Anonymous No.19688560]

>>19688348
Stay away from pharma

[Anonymous No.19688634]

>>19688543
I'm thinking GLD

[Anonymous No.19688686]

>>19688091
Ive been saying there was not explanation for Tuesday morning down turn for a while now. I woke up for some reason and eary that morning checked stocked and saw they were down significantly and it almost looked like a crash. some faggot even made a crash threat that early. Im not sure what the fuck crashes the market at 4am est.

[Anonymous No.19688697]

>>19687974
I'm down 1.8 percent for the week

[Anonymous No.19688765]

>>19687708
Death spikes lag case spikes by 1-2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.19688769]

>>19688543
LLIT
TOPS

[Anonymous No.19688854]

>>19687763
The word “spike” is indeed hilarious since it implies that it will soon go down again, as is “second wave”, since a non-seasonal novel pathogen will not take a summer break. After lockdowns covid only has one direction to go in, and that’s exponentially up. Calling people who understand this cucks won’t actually help your position in the least, only expose it as completely void of any real arguments.

[Anonymous No.19688886]

>>19688047
People will ignore this

[Anonymous No.19688895]

>>19687787
> was more like a slight increase
> was
Without lockdowns the future growth of the virus is entirely predictable, it will resume being exponential with R0 between 2 and 3, and there’s nothing you bulls can do about it. You are about to get cucked big time by this virus, precisely because there won’t be new lockdowns, and everybody who knows math will point at you and laugh.

[Anonymous No.19689004]

>>19687997
It’s a meme virus unless you get the idea it’s a meme virus and you don’t have to fight it. Only in America, the land where a majority believe in ghosts and think the moon landing was fake, has that idea taken real hold.
We could have won over covid easily, instead we decided to go all in on Chinese propaganda because the chinks figured out all they had to do was call you cucks and you would instafold.

[Anonymous No.19689194]

>>19688226
There should be eugenics in place to prevent your levels of retardation.
> oh, nurses who don’t work with covid are furloughed or have nothing to do at work, since patients are too scared of covid to come in
> that must mean the reports from hospitals that are dealing with covid, which are overwhelmed and have the doctors doing triage, deciding on which lives to save, are all fake!
Just imagine being so dumb. In fact I can’t imagine it and will have to assume you’re a chink shill.