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I am 39 years old and I lost everything due to unemployment and having to work for peanuts for two years. At the same time I lost $25000 when crypto crashed in 2017. I can’t even afford a junk car. Im in debt over $50000. I’m so depressed that. Ican barely even raise my own daughter. What is the absolute fastest and guaranteed way to die for someone with no access to guns?

>> No.19678901

The least you can do is keep living to support your daughter and raise her to avoid the mistakes you made otherwise she’ll grow up to be a thot

>> No.19678902

>>19678890
You should start seriously considering bankruptcy.

>> No.19678903

>>19678890
>have a daughter
>wants to die
stop being a pussy and act

>> No.19678917

>>19678890
If you've had a kid you're not allowed to kys. If it were just you then maybe, but you can't now bro.

>> No.19678932

>>19678890
Dude if you kill yourself your daughter will be screwed for life

>> No.19678942

>>19678890
Declare bankruptcy, then pimp out your daughter and invest the profits.

>> No.19678969

>>19678890
Find meaning in life through your daughter as she is your legacy now.

>> No.19678974

>>19678902
I don’t know how that would help. In Australia as soon as you start earning Over $80k per year they take half for the two years following bankruptcy, your name is searchable forever on the database. Friend was rejected to lease a place to live a few months ago because she was on it and they searched her name. I haven’t even been repaying the debt I just don’t feel anything.

>> No.19678979

>>19678890
Didn’t you ever see The Pursuit of Happiness?

>> No.19678999

>>19678979
Yes

>> No.19679016

See a debt consolidation specialist and get a plan together. Even if it takes 5, 10 or 15 years to pay it off, you’ll have a plan and that time will pass eventually, time always does. You can either be debt free by the end of that time or dead, but if you’re debt free you will have gotten through a time that not many people could. Do it anon, find help and make a plan to pay it off. Either that or bankruptcy. There’s plenty to live for and bankruptcy was made for people in your situation.

>> No.19679048

>>19678890
Go to Seattle with a MAGA hat on.

Oh, wait. They're pussies. Drink some bleach.

>> No.19679076

>>19678979
Isn't that the movie where Will Smith plays a caring African American parent who is in trouble at the start but it resolved at the end?

>> No.19679103

>>19678932
She was screwed the moment she was born from his seed.
OP should get some kneepads, before his daughter has to.

>>19678890
Go suck some dicks right tf now!
A warm hole, is a warm hole;
Until it's a cold hole.
Rejoice! You still have value on this earth!

>> No.19679135

>>19678890
At least get a hefty life insurance policy first. Also I'd say building is probably quick and reliable.

>> No.19679137

attack a mosquee with a knife

on minecraft

>> No.19679311

If you an hero your daughter will sing up to work at blacked.com

>> No.19679354

>>19679135
I have a $1.1 million policy

>> No.19679357

>>19678901
>The least you can do is keep living to support your daughter and raise her to avoid the mistakes you made otherwise she’ll grow up to be a thot
>>19678903
>>19678917
>>19679311
This. If you kys you will not only be dead but also burn in hell forever for being a coward and most likely doom your daughter to hell on this earth (and in the one following).

>>19678902
>>19679016
And probably this. Declare bankruptcy and try to give your daughter a as good as possible life.

>> No.19679374

keep going. it will pass, it will get better, your kid needs you alive.

>> No.19679426

>>19678890
I will rape your daughter over and over again after you kill yourself.

Pull yourself together faggot. 500K will barely buy a loaf of bread in 2 years so do not worry too much about the owed shekels.

>> No.19679452

>>19678903
This. Go all the fuck in with every loan you can get right now.

>> No.19679474

>>19679357
God isn’t real I don’t care about hell

>> No.19679477

>>19678890
If you have a daughter it means you need to keep going to provide for her. Thats the rules. I don't make em.

>> No.19679525

>>19679452
Or wait until it dips

>> No.19679554

>>19678974
You're obviously not going to be earning 80k a year in the next two years lmao

>> No.19679711

>>19678903
I agree. I’m 39 as well and for the first time in my life I’m financially stable and have money to spare (I got a new job in January). But I think I would rather before again if it meant I had a child to love me.

>> No.19679805

A girl is more likely to fuck niggers with an absent father

>> No.19679939

>>19679474
>God isn't real
He's punishing you now.

>> No.19679984

>>19678890
If your daughter is hot why not open up an onlyfans for her and take half the profit?

>> No.19680019

>>19679474
I love how people short the idea of god when they need it most

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>>19678890
>daughter

>> No.19680255

>>19678890
> wanting to suicide when they have a kid they need to raise
stupid.
> Lost 25k in crypto
Sucks but could be much worse
> 50k of debt
Can you list your debt / percentage rates?
Why are you unemployed?

>> No.19680272

>>19678890
When you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up

>> No.19680289

>>19678890
You're at your lowest point now. It feels like the end, but the truth is you're finally free. Free from the shackles of working for another man. Free to do something different with your life. Get up and do it. Change the future for your daughter, so she doesn't have to live the same way. Figure out what you're good at and start offering it to others. Make something happen. Or sit around and mope while your daughter learns to hate you. Your choice.

www.thefastlaneforum.com

>> No.19680336

>>19678890
>I’m so depressed that
Also, go ask for help for this. Depression glasses make you misevaluate your situation. And demotivate you to work on moving on.

>> No.19680341

You signed a pact when you busted a nut and grew a daughter. You threw away suicide as an option.

>> No.19680362

>>19679016
>>19679426
This.
Consolidate the debt, if you can get a fixed rate of interest that is low enough, then half the debt will be wiped out by the inflation that is coming.

>> No.19680416

1. Do not KYS! it just magnifies and moves the pain to your daughter.
2. Declare bankruptcy.
3. Learn and know that if you have your family, health, food, and shelter you have everything important materially.
4. Work and live simply below your means.
5. Research many free grant and training programs to gain skills and start a business.

You can do this. /biz bros will help you just post a weekly progress report and ask questions.

REFUSE TO QUIT

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19680559

>>19678890
No no no. Don't give up my fren. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You still have the most valuable asset of them all, time. You need to walk away from your past and move forward. You have someone who depends on you now.

>> No.19680631

>>19678890
If you hadn't mentioned that you have SOMEONE WHO FUCKING DEPENDS ON YOU, I would have imparted to you the knowledge that you seek. Dick.

>> No.19680660

>>19680255
Debt/percentage of what? I have $5000 USD in crypto assets. I have a retirement fund inaccessibilite ubtil 65. I have 1.1 mil life.
>unemployed
I’m not enumployed now. I was long term unemployed due to the downturn of the oil gas industry and my lack of a degree. I now work for 1/3 my previous two salaries. I’m a single dad and share custody.

>> No.19680671

>>19679474
Your daughter will be in hell-on-earth when you an hero. Dick.

>> No.19680681

>>19680289
Thanks

>> No.19680703

>>19680336
I’ve tried 11 antidepressants and the new one also does fuck all

>> No.19680786

The one thought that goes through people's heads when they commit suicide, right before it happens, is that every problem in their life is ultimately fixable. Every one except the mistake they're making at that moment.

>> No.19680841

>>19680703
Where are you in aus fellow ausbro?

>> No.19680853

Your child will never forgive you if you off yourself.

>> No.19680854

>>19678903
>stop being a pussy and act
he's right
but i can't remember how much you can get for girl in Arabia

>> No.19680866

>>19680841
Perth

>> No.19680915

Money isn't everything. Forget cryptos and focus on your daughter. Suicide is just stupid at that point when you have kids just like some smart people said up in this thread.

>> No.19680942

>>19678974
buddy the fuck are you worrying about making80k a year for bitch, you aren't even fit to work at mcdonalds hahahahaha

>> No.19680945
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19680945

>>19678890
>has a daughter
>how do I kill myself anons

Helium check out bag anon, can get small helium cylinders in any party shop. Give your daughter a chance, she's got better luck being raised single parent or in an orphanage than by a pathetic loser like you.

>> No.19680993

>>19680786
Why do you lie? How many dead people have you talked to that spoke back to you? Does anyone else hear these dead people you have conversations with? How do you fix terminal cancer? Quadriplegia? Most problems in life aren't fixable, that's why they are called problems instead of temporary annoyances that are easily solvables. I'm not saying op should an hero, but you're being a fucking cunt by telling lies and saying stupid shit that contributes absolutely nothing of value to the conversation. You're the very worst kind of person. People aren't suicidal when they are all happy go lucky everything's fine. It sounds like he's having a hard enough time without your trivializing empty platitudes.

>> No.19681077

>>19680993
You realise that they're people that attempted suicide and they survived, right anon?

Meds, take them.

>> No.19681085

>>19680945
Thanks

>> No.19681097

>>19681077
Then they didn't commit suicide, retard. Now you're not just a liar, you're a retarded liar. Unironically kill yourself.

>> No.19681106

>>19678890
How do losers like you even reproduce

>> No.19681142

>>19678890
You are literally a winner if you're not baiting. Being in debt right now especially considering what's coming with the ever growing inflation will actually make you richer than the others

>> No.19681225

>>19678890
life is about overcoming obstacles, idiot
Im not surpirsed a retard like you that fell for a get rich quick scheme is looking for an easy way out as well
pathetic

>> No.19681246
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>>19681097
What was going through your head after you tried to kill yourself??
"That my life was worth living"

>well you didn't die so I doesn't count

>> No.19681340

>>19681246
Imagine being such a fuck-up that you can't even kill yourself right.
Or even worse, you only did it for attention like women and fags do all the time, and never actually meant to go out.
Someone should go around and finish off suicide """survivors""" (in Minecraft).

>> No.19681410

how much LINK would you accept for daughter

>> No.19681473

>>19678890
You could invest in chainlink....

>> No.19681489

>>19681142
Not larping but I find that hard to believe. I’m not a total economic illiterate

>> No.19681541

>>19678974
Man you guys have huge gold nuggets over there, you better get a metal detector and start swinging!

>> No.19681559

>>19681225
Thanks

>> No.19681573

>>19678890
Wanna invest in cum?

>> No.19681580

>>19681541
Idk about you but I have never had to survive in the desert 8 hours drive from civilisation before just to look for gold

>> No.19681585
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>>19681340
Yeah you realise I'm >>19680945 what's hilarious is the coping for your smooth brained schizopost ,White knighting pathetic losers.

Some lithium might help you out anon.

>> No.19681613

>>19678890
i am 36 and want to kms because i have no family anon. yes, tfw nogf tfw no wife BUT what really fuckin hurts is tfw no offpsring aka reason to live. idk how you can get back to making it, but please don't kys when you have a daughter.

>> No.19681616

>>19678890
How does one even go into debt?

>> No.19681659

>>19681616
Mostly due tocthe 18 months cumulative unemployment with family (now single)

>> No.19681670

>>19678974
I went bankrupt last year when my business in the UK went tits up. I was terrified of it but it was literally so easy, it’s embarrassing it coming up on google for a year but they disable the robots.txt on the page and don’t check what you actually earn you just sign a waiver.

If everyone knew how easy it was everyone would do it. It’s fucked my credit score and made me save for the first time in my life, I’m way happier in every way. I didn’t realise how much money I was/do actually earn cause I was paying so much in loans/interest. Now my whole take home pay is mine.

Seriously consider it.

>> No.19681696

>>19678890
I lost $25k and I am going to kill myself and virtually guarantee my daughter a life of psychological problems, poverty and misery as a result.

Over $25k and a lost job?!?!? Fucking Christ man get it together. Simplify your life. Change jobs.

Read this man (former lowlife crackhead who turned it all around) first.
https://edlatimore.com/how-to-be-chill/

Suicide is THE most selfish act in the world. As long as you are ALIVE and not in jail, you can turn everything around and make an excellent life. At 39 you are still young. READ about all the poor bastards who fled communist Eastern Europe and made wonderful lives. Read Solzhenistsyn about what years in a Gulag does to you, and still became a world historical figure.

I had a friend in high school who's dad hung himself when they were 13. They came home from school to see him hanging in the kitchen. FUCK YOU FOR EVEN CONSIDERING DOING THAT TO PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU MAN!

>> No.19681697

>>19681670
I had some people ask ‘did you go bankrupt I saw on google’ and nobody treats me any differently, my whole self image was tied up in money and nobody gave a fuck they liked me for me. It was actually life affirming.

>> No.19681754

>>19681585
I will ask my psychiatrist when I next afford appointment

>> No.19681782

>>19678890
Dave Ramsay, google him and good luck.

>> No.19682012

>>19678890
you had three years to accumulate link

>> No.19682318

>>19681142
This. Debt is a transfer of wealth from the saver to the borrower

>> No.19682330

Get your daughter to do onlyfans and take 50%. Only chance you have left.

>> No.19682379

>>19678890
Bankruptcy is your friend, sell everything, take out any more loans you can, plow it into crypto anonymously and declare bankruptcy.

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>>19678890
turn to crime before you pussy out you have a daughter you faggot

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19682589

>>19680019
he chose the first option in absurd-ism

>> No.19683073

Do not listen to the shit advice already offered here about going bankrupt and debt consolidation. You need to study Winston Shrout material and gain knowledge in equity and trust law. Understand you have a legal fiction know as a straw man. Only the legal fiction is responsible for paying debts, the real man, the flesh and blood has no responsibility to pay any debts.

>> No.19683249

>>19681696
>I had a friend in high school who's dad hung himself when they were 13. They came home from school to see him hanging in the kitchen.
It's confirmed op, if you kys your daughter becomes a tranny

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>>19678890
Buy some knee pads faggot and man the fuck up! You're literally one thousand blowjobs away from personal autonomy.

Perhaps your daughter can also learn a few tricks from her cocksucking father

>> No.19683316

>>19678890
How do i short OP?