office etiquette

[Anonymous No.19675120]

I just got a 14% raise to my salary. Should I write an email thanking my CEO who authorized the raise?

[Anonymous No.19675134]

Yes. Be sure to tip your CEO as well, 15% is traditional. Yeah that'll erase your raise for the first year but it's important to show your support financially. CEOs need to eat too you know.

[Anonymous No.19675139]

No

[Anonymous No.19675154]

>>19675120
you should copy your whole team too so that they're aware. more communication is always better, fren.

[Anonymous No.19675156]

>>19675120
Yes and I can’t believe you didn’t do that right away! Custom is to write that thank you note as soon as you receive your raise. The longer you delay, the less great full you come across.

[Anonymous No.19675200]

>>19675156
>>19675154
>>19675139
>>19675134

I didn't want to come across like a simp though. And honestly I feel a little spiteful considering I was being significantly underpaid for a year.

[Anonymous No.19676303]

>>19675200
I hope your joking

[Anonymous No.19676316]

>>19675200
Dude just do a good job and don't sweat the small stuff. Your boss wants to see you succeed. Just thank 'em in person if/when it feels natural. If not don't worry about it.

Do it in person if you're going to thank them.

[Anonymous No.19676318]

>>19675200
Just offer to let him fuck your husband, that’s traditional office etiquette

[Anonymous No.19676326]

>>19675120
slurp slurp slurp

[Anonymous No.19676578]

>>19675120
Take a doomp on his desk to assert dominance

[Anonymous No.19676671]

You should open your mouth because I need to go to the bathroom

[Anonymous No.19676677]

>>19675200

Here's a sample letter OP

>thanks for the pay raise faggot, will be using it to go all in on leveraged calls so I'll be a quitting next week. You'll be seeing me in my new lambo around town.
>Respectfully, anon

[Anonymous No.19676711]

>>19676677
Not

>Kind regards,

Shamefur...

[Anonymous No.19677586]

>>19675120
You gonna put that raise into SUTER or what?