/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19664914]

Stocks shouldn't drop 1000 points today. We're now living in a clown world.

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bear/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19663997

[Anonymous No.19664937]

>>19664914
First for pirating your gains and thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL9mYx5fwSI

[Anonymous No.19664941]

[Anonymous No.19664945]

how many of these threads do we need faggot?

[Anonymous No.19664946]

CUNNY SHAPED RECOVERY

[Anonymous No.19664951]

Dow 12000 here we come!

[Anonymous No.19664956]

>spy will bounce off 307
>spy will bounce off 305
>spy will bounce off 303

[Anonymous No.19664959]

Minneapolis was just the beginning of this clown world. It was a class riot disguised as a race riot. Things are going to get worse.

[Anonymous No.19664965]

everyone post your gore
i need to feel something

[Anonymous No.19664966]

You're right OP. They should have dropped 1000 points every day for the past month.

[Anonymous No.19664971]

LISA TAKE MY ENERGY

[Anonymous No.19664979]

Holy FUCK i love this
i'm not even short. but i guess i just love seeing people lose money and suffer and posting AHHHHH
guess i'm fucked up that way

[Anonymous No.19664981]

Disregard bears. Accumulate cheapies.

[Anonymous No.19664980]

>>19664914
why are tesla options so expensive. what broker lets me just short stuff I guess. I was eyeing tesla puts yesterday but they were so expensive even just a little bit out.

[Anonymous No.19664985]

[Anonymous No.19664986]

>>19664959
>It was a class riot
no it wasn't.
it was nogs chimping out followed by whites larping on social media with cardboard signs.
shit will be absolutely forgotten in a week and a half

[Anonymous No.19664987]

Wow stocks went down after valuations were exceeding 2000-2001 levels? Gee golly what a surprise who could have predicted that. Wait a minute... I have been saying that in smg for the last week or so. Glad I literally sold at top and went all cash. Will buy back in at -20% once valuations are sane again.

[Anonymous No.19664990]

[Anonymous No.19664991]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1271099152706011137

[Anonymous No.19665003]

>>19664979
iktf. I tend to be bullish too im just in cash rn love watching the baggies lose everything

[Anonymous No.19665005]

>>19664966
we should already be at 12k dow at least

[Anonymous No.19665007]

>>19664914
>>Links for bears

[Anonymous No.19665016]

Why blessed virus are you doing this to me? You were supposed to be my savor to getting a fat green baggie with 20,000 stuffed inside...

[Anonymous No.19665019]

>>19664979
>lose money
It's not 'lost' until you sell, silly tourist

[Anonymous No.19665021]

>>19664987
Won't you be pissed when it goes up 1500 tomorrow!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19665027]

if you didn't just smack the ask you've missed the bottom.

[Anonymous No.19665028]

>>19664986
The whites and blacks should riot together and loot Steve Mnuchin’s house. Bezos too.

[Anonymous No.19665032]

>buy pets and food because they are "essential"
>get fucked just the same as anyone else

This is bullshit. So much for recession proof stocks.

[Anonymous No.19665037]

J-Pow, where are you?... I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.19665042]

This thread is for COPING BULLS

For non-retards we are having a victory party over heyar:

>>19664993
>>19664993
>>19664993
>>19664993

[Anonymous No.19665044]

canadabros, i'm about to lose all my gains.... i don't know how to deal with this....

[Anonymous No.19665049]

I'm so glad you people are falling off.
teach a fuckin 12 year old to do stock trading.

[Anonymous No.19665051]

>>19664959
Its was a race riot parading as a class riot my dude.

[Anonymous No.19665055]

>>19664959
If it was a class riot it wouldn't have been rich whites/jews working with rioting blacks to destroy small businesses.

[Anonymous No.19665058]

just broke my noporn streak

[5.45 !!K3nua06qYkB No.19665059]

>>19664981
I bought more TQQQ

[Anonymous No.19665062]

Blessing upon this daily bread. I have spoke with God and Terry today. I commune with them during these dark times. They have both assured me we will prevail. Stay strong my brothers.

[Anonymous No.19665063]

>>19665042
I'm a bear, and fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.19665072]

>>19665027
Are you happy today?
Is your girlfriend dead yet?
fucking psychopath.

[Anonymous No.19665074]

>>19665019

[Anonymous No.19665078]

Ok I will now have a methodology for the /biz/ index. A representative sampling of shitty shilled stocks. A token airline, DUDE WEED, some biomemes, boomer defense, etc. The rules to get OFF the index are to perform better than SPY for 6 days out of any 10. So "dude just buy SPY!" would not have been the better play. When old tickers are removed I will find more garbage to add.
>Recent Additions
>IVR
>GNUS
13 is a good number. Definitely could be larger. In general inversing this index may give you gains.

[Anonymous No.19665080]

who here /soldthetop/?

[Anonymous No.19665083]

>>19665021
getting sad on missing out is stupid, your focus should be to not lose

[Anonymous No.19665085]

>>19664914
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19665092]

>knock knock
>who's there?
>S&P 500. Is that March 2020?
>Yes
>Could you let me in pls?
>No, I think you're looking for September 1929
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.19665093]

>>19664941
Finally realized you're never going to make it?

>>19660624

[Anonymous No.19665095]

EWZ PUTS BUY THEM NOW THANK ME LATER

[Anonymous No.19665096]

>>19664914
>19 KB JPG
>Stocks shouldn't drop 1000 points today. We're now living in a clown world.
You’re right, they really should have dropped 15,000

[Anonymous No.19665097]

Hallowed be thy tendies. May all those who glow in dark pass on and never come back to the light.

[Anonymous No.19665108]

[Anonymous No.19665110]

>>19665028
>The whites and blacks should riot together
they won't, you color blind retard.
the nogs will turn on the whites at the drop of a hat for gibs.
i wonder what all these white saviors will do when they realize their pet minorities don't actually worship them the way they wish they did

[Anonymous No.19665111]

I've learned by now, this market won't trick me.
tomorrow will be GREEN

[Anonymous No.19665113]

>>19665080
Yo. Made a bunch of money with AAL and BA, sold everything except a few things last Thursday.

[Anonymous No.19665116]

>>19665078
any way to keep me updated?

[Anonymous No.19665122]

>>19665080
Right here, waiting for cheapies. My day to buy is Wednesday of next week. Heed my warning cash chads

[Anonymous No.19665123]

WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.19665126]

>>19665080
I sold the downslide 1 day from the top but I have one question. IS THAT REAL?

[Anonymous No.19665131]

Do millennials really try to lose money for victimization points?

[Anonymous No.19665136]

>started trading back in March
>portfolio went from a $350 profit to a $12 loss in under a week
Could be worse I suppose.

[Anonymous No.19665137]

Why the dump and then crab? Makes no sense. Why not keep dumping or recover some. What are we thinking EOD?

[Anonymous No.19665139]

>>19665111
trips of truth

[Anonymous No.19665141]

>>19665126
ok, this is epic

[Anonymous No.19665143]

>>19665110
>whites and blacks
>color blind retard
UM, AKSHUALLY...
But in all seriousness, traitors before enemies. The rulers first, the blacks second.

[Anonymous No.19665144]

hope everyone is doing ok, we are going into rough times ahead.
i didn't think they'd crash the market until September because of elections, but this can only mean one thing.
Some big shit is actually going to go down, and these Riots are going to impact everything.
Also i'm hearing Trump is extending Neetbux, not confirmed yet though.
If you still got investments just HODL, and weather the storm, unless you need the cash.
>>19664979
You're not alone, all of /biz/ is the same way.
I have a friend who's making 130k a year doing the complete opposite of what Crypto faggots are saying.

[Anonymous No.19665145]

>>19664991
>BREAKING: Steven Mnuchin is now flat-out REFUSING to disclose the businesses receiving $500,000,000,000 in bailout funds, claiming the info is "confidential"

>4.5 MILLION businesses received government funds. Zero transparency.

yikes

[Anonymous No.19665147]

>>19665116
I am making this index to make bagholder shills fuck off when they try to unload bags here.You have to EARN your way onto it.

[Anonymous No.19665156]

>>19665097
>based kinuku man toy haver

my uncle used to have a fuck ton of these he left at my grandmas house and playing with them was always my favorite part of going over there

[Anonymous No.19665165]

>>19665144
We moon september
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORyw6TGLBvk

[Anonymous No.19665166]

>>19665080
THIS IS THE TOP

[Anonymous No.19665169]

>>19665137
guna crab out the rest of the day, and the week. More dumpe next week

[Anonymous No.19665179]

buy the dip.. in 4 years at s&p 750.

[Anonymous No.19665180]

Today has just been a long slow bleed downwards

You don't turn this around easily

-4.9% now

[Anonymous No.19665181]

>>19665144
>Some big shit is actually going to go down, and these Riots are going to impact everything
speculate. I don't know how the riots are doing anything than spreading corona for multiple outbreaks that will tear the states a new one by denting dented revenues while they're floundering to fund pensions.

[Anonymous No.19665186]

Fuck man, my portfolio is more red than my face when my mother invited me into her bed.

[Anonymous No.19665187]

Funny, Warren Buffett was right after all, not even a week ago people were laughing at him.

[Anonymous No.19665191]

>>19665147
what? Yeah ok I just want in on your blacklist m8.
Any way to share your index?

[Anonymous No.19665195]

>>19665027

*bzzzzt*


*bzzzzt*

[Anonymous No.19665197]

>>19665187
He's still wrong and a faggit, we are literally at last week's prices

[Anonymous No.19665200]

Take me home
Country roads
to the place
I BELOOOOONG

[Anonymous No.19665201]

>>19665080
I did. But today like a retard I went all in on hold I'm 3% down that's 550 bucks for me

[Anonymous No.19665203]

>>19665085
/r9k/

[Anonymous No.19665205]

This is uhhhhh....
How are Drumpf and Mnuchin just gonna sit by and let the market tank?
What even is this?

[Anonymous No.19665209]

SOLD S&P 500 ETF

BOUGHT S&P500 CALLS for 6/16

If we return to Monday's levels I won't have to work a day in my life anymore

[Anonymous No.19665210]

>>19665180
It can easily spring to a faggy -2% or so. I wouldn't be too shocked.
>t. bobro with juicy gains not taken today.
maybe i should.

[Anonymous No.19665214]

>>19665179
I'd suck a dick for S&P to plummet that much in a year or two. I'm sitting on so much gold and silver, could sell a bit of it, add some cash and I could enter the market at the lowest of lows. 10 years later I'd be ready to retire.

[Anonymous No.19665218]

even baggie got ahead of this correct, imagine getting outperformed by this retard

[Anonymous No.19665216]

this picture is so perfect, kek

[Anonymous No.19665217]

I just want you all to know that “THEY” are slow rolling all you faggots today into panic selling. At 10 minutes to close today watch the last minute surge as they play everyone.

[Anonymous No.19665223]

>>19665201
*All in on Gold

[Anonymous No.19665226]

>>19664981
>7'2" Oni Wife

[Anonymous No.19665229]

>>19665205
Trump is incompetent and Mnuchin, while competent, doesn't have the power to go back in time.

[Anonymous No.19665234]

Guys should I just sell all my calls now, I'm down 5.5K and I don't think the market will reverse in time for me to at least break even

[Anonymous No.19665236]

>>19665136
You're me and I hate it. Just holding now, no more moves until Mid-July.

[Anonymous No.19665241]

CIRCUIT BREAKERS EOD?
SPY PREDICTIONS EOW?
DID WE JUST ENTER THE REAL CRASH?

[Anonymous No.19665242]

Is that real?

[Anonymous No.19665243]

>>19665209
godspeed

[Anonymous No.19665244]

-1,800 by close

cap this

[Anonymous No.19665249]

This board is so retarded I literally can't tell the shitposts from the real talk. I'm just going to keep buying airlines, cruises, and tech stocks and watch even my worst positions double in 2 years. Good luck with your shills and get rich quick schemes.

[Anonymous No.19665250]

Anyone picking up the EMAN dip?

[Anonymous No.19665251]

>>19664937
do you have a link to the pdf anon?
it is only logical to pirate a book about pirating gains

[Anonymous No.19665253]

>>19665165
Why moon September, they'll crash the market to make Trump look bad, they do it every time a conservative is in office since the 70's.
>>19665181
Fear anon, they're spreading fear into the common person.
When Antifa goes for the suburbs, that's when shit will really hit the fan.

[Anonymous No.19665254]

that crafty African...

[Anonymous No.19665256]

>>19665191
A free public method might be hard to fine. I might try tonight.

[Anonymous No.19665257]

>>19665241
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS EOD
THERE ARE NO CIRCUIT BREAKERS EOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19665259]

>>19665241
Textbook Bull Trap.
A moment of silence for all these faggots who bought the top. You won't see that number again in 4 years.

[Anonymous No.19665268]

>>19665209

Sorry, cuck. You'll be a wageslave for a while yet.

[Anonymous No.19665272]

NKLA finished?

[Anonymous No.19665274]

>tfw you have shorts
>tfw bought back calls on permaholds and sold July ones for 3% of the share's worth

I love it

[Anonymous No.19665275]

>>19664979
fucking BASED

[Anonymous No.19665277]

>>19665268
holy based

[Anonymous No.19665279]

>>19665254
Bullish. It's getting rid of dead weight.

[Anonymous No.19665286]

>>19665209
strike and how many contracts?

[Anonymous No.19665290]

>>19664914

STOP DUMPING SO FAST
MY WAGE IS COMING IN 13 DAYS.
PLS LET IT DUMP UNTIL THEN IDC IF I LOSE ASSET VALUE UNTIL THEN

[Anonymous No.19665291]

>>19665272
how can you be finished when you didn't start

[Anonymous No.19665296]

>>19665201
At least you haven't lost anything

[Anonymous No.19665297]

have the breakers been tripped yet?

[Anonymous No.19665298]

At least MRNA is up....

[Anonymous No.19665301]

>>19665085
Your mother

[Anonymous No.19665303]

Clown world. Fake markets. Just organized selling to buy more. They rigged all the headlines too. I think the treasury sold too.

[Anonymous No.19665304]

>>19664959
race and class are inseparable retard. stop listening to the based 80 IQers on this board and you wont be surprised in the wrong ways like this

[Anonymous No.19665306]

MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.19665323]

>>19665272
how is NKLA not tanking right now?

[Anonymous No.19665325]

ONLY 5%

5 FUCKING PERCENT

CITI DOWN 11%

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19665326]

>>19665272
Hope so, it's a clowns shoe of a meme stock

[Anonymous No.19665327]

I think banks have a little while longer to dump and then Im thinking they are an absolute kino 2-3 year hold

[Anonymous No.19665330]

>>19665253
>When Antifa goes for the suburbs
I'd rather not imagine that. I'm potentially moving to a less cucked state very soon and getting myself a shotgun. I don't think this will be an issue as much as a second outbreak where it actually happens like the UK and Italy because we are forced to work as the state budgets can't afford to not have that income tax revenue and fear of foreclosures on tax revenue generating properties. If it's like california "essential" workers again, where they are forced by law to go work, then there will be a ton of unrest. That's what I'm imagining as the much more likely scenario

[Anonymous No.19665332]

Is this the dip or will tomorrow be even more red?

[Anonymous No.19665338]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

someone asked me to shill my top divvy stocks, here are my top 12 Core Stonks in alphabetical order:

AAPL ITW JNJ JPM KO LOW MCD MSFT O PG SBUX V

[Anonymous No.19665339]

>>19665303
yeppppp

[Anonymous No.19665340]

>>19665332
if people knew the answer to that they'd be billionaires

[Anonymous No.19665342]

fuck, not sure whether to grab defense or oil stocks or just add onto the red consumer staples.

[Anonymous No.19665343]

>>19665268
Now this is a CHAD portfolio right here boys. This is what making it looks like.

[Anonymous No.19665347]

>FAGGOT JEROME STARTS KNEELING TO NIGGERS
>MARKET TANKS

[Anonymous No.19665348]

>>19665256
just use pastebin and keep it updated for people like me who are only on /biz/ like 3 times / week because we're not desperate day traders

[Anonymous No.19665349]

>>19665325
got a feeling this is how it's going to go down for most businesses

[Anonymous No.19665352]

>>19665085
/r9k/

[Anonymous No.19665355]

I’m literally in the green right now

[Anonymous No.19665359]

>>19665187
I bought $100k of S&P500 at 266. Still feels pretty comfy. Never selling anyway.

[Anonymous No.19665361]

You think I am scared Bobo? HA
I just bought more faggot, thanks for the dip bro, go ahead now and short the bottom! This is the final shakeout, the big profit take, now we fly from here on out!

[Anonymous No.19665360]

>>19665332
Sell today dude, cover your losses and try to enter lower. Shit is a falling knife, no support on SPY or DOW

[Anonymous No.19665364]

>>19665325
I want citi to go belly up even if they take the rest of the world with them.

[Anonymous No.19665366]

>>19665304
>Rich white and Jew antifa trustfunders are the same class as 5th generation black welfare recipients

[Anonymous No.19665369]

thoughts on TQQQ purchase before market close?

[Anonymous No.19665371]

>>19665325
should be down 110% lmao they predicted coronovirus would be over in march

[Anonymous No.19665372]

Futures were only down 650. Then the cascade. Love how the big boys on CNBC blame the little guys for buying the dip after March and panic selling now...
Well show them bulls, buy it up.

[Anonymous No.19665373]

mr buffett im sorry i doubted you please stop

[Anonymous No.19665374]

It's hit -5%

[Anonymous No.19665376]

>>19665180

Meh. Big daily moves don't mean shit. What matters is culmative successive daily, weekly and monthly moves.

Today is speculative noise. If tomorrow is red again by 5%, you have my permission to panic.

[Anonymous No.19665377]

NOOO NOT 303

[Anonymous No.19665385]

>>19665359
why don't you sell covered calls while vix is high and premium is spiking to hedge against the dump?
free advice to generate free money because you bull

[Anonymous No.19665387]

which one of you sold?

[Anonymous No.19665388]

>>19665019
You're right. I've still got my Enron and Lehman Brothers shares. Never selling.

[Anonymous No.19665394]

>>19664914
You're right.

It should have dropped 10k, down to where it really should be.

[Anonymous No.19665396]

>>19665234
When do they expire?

[Anonymous No.19665397]

woah we are gonna see 6% drop on dow looks like

[Anonymous No.19665399]

What are we in for tomorrow friends?
Limit down?

[Anonymous No.19665405]

I just sold EVERYTHING

market is going to start bouncing back now, your welcome

[Anonymous No.19665406]

>>19665366
your brain is completely ruined. i said race and class are not separable while responding to the 'is this a race or class riot' question. take some vitamins or kill yourself, ugly

[Anonymous No.19665407]

Why didnt we listen....

[Anonymous No.19665410]

Watch the drug lords come out tomorrow with announcement of a new vaccine in the works

[Anonymous No.19665411]

>>19665361
this will be you in a week tranny.
>>19665373
>>19665374
REPEAT AFTER ME
>FULLY DIVESTED
FULLY DIVESTED
>FULLY DIVESTED
FULLY DIVESTED
>FULLY DIVESTED

[Anonymous No.19665425]

>>19665388
retard

[Anonymous No.19665428]

>>19664914

[Anonymous No.19665429]

>>19665111
checked and based

[Anonymous No.19665435]

Who else is gathering cash for cheapies during the dip?

[Anonymous No.19665436]

>>19665325
Probably return 5% into the office. Most people can work from home. My business is doing something similar where they are phasing in people back to the office.

[Anonymous No.19665439]

Do I sell my stocks now that I still have some profit?

[Anonymous No.19665440]

>>19665399
Gap up. SPY 310.

[Anonymous No.19665442]

hrm green or red tomorrow. that is the question.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19665446]

This market is falling faster than Minneapolis property values.

[Anonymous No.19665447]

Can a circuit breaker actually happen so close to the bell?

[Anonymous No.19665448]

>>19664956
SPY will bounce off the 200 day MA at 301

[Anonymous No.19665452]

>>19665111
No, red

[Anonymous No.19665458]

IVR was a mistake, bros...

should I buy more?

[Anonymous No.19665461]

Should I hold MRO or sell and make a 50% profit?

[Anonymous No.19665469]

USFD - food
VVI - entertainment
AAL - travel
SOLO - oil

[Anonymous No.19665470]

>>19665461
sell

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19665471]

>>19665447
it has to fall 10 points a minute to trigger in time.

[Anonymous No.19665473]

>>19664914
SHORT THE BANKS YOU DINGUS

[Anonymous No.19665481]

oh no

trust house is empty

but maybe soon, trust house will be full

i will buy one trust ticket

[Anonymous No.19665485]

>>19665080
I bought at the literal top. How do I cope with existing now?

[Anonymous No.19665486]

>>19665330
Also, I'm not a CA faggot, I'm on a coastal state and moving to a neighboring city just over the border - less than 10 miles away or so. Promise that the wife and I will make neighbors all American confections and vote red (unless it's some faggot RINO). Death to the cities.

>>19665377
>303
It's got a nice sound. I like it more than 808

[Anonymous No.19665488]

>>19665080
Don't tell me you're dumb enough to trade SPY?
Buy & hold, anon, or you will never experience compound interest.

[Anonymous No.19665491]

>people start waking up to the fact that the stock market is fake and gay
>shut it down
Lmao

[Anonymous No.19665492]

ARRRGGHHHH
I JUST KEEP BUYING TO BRING DOWN MY AVERAGE
I CANT STOP

C
A
N
T

S
T
O
P

[Anonymous No.19665493]

how the fuck is it still dropping consistently.

[Anonymous No.19665496]

>>19665244
checked....do you think these it's just beginning?

[Anonymous No.19665498]

[Anonymous No.19665500]

tvix anon isn't here because he's jerking off right now

[Anonymous No.19665506]

>>19665440
Kek. You're funny anon.

[Anonymous No.19665509]

>>19665493
Because the market went up because of fortnite players you kek

[Anonymous No.19665515]

big money and professionals finally stepping in
stripping the zoomer "traders" of their money
based AF

[Anonymous No.19665518]

is it over yet?

[Anonymous No.19665522]

>>19665244
RED OR GREEN TOMORROW ANSWER ME BOBO

[Anonymous No.19665523]

[Anonymous No.19665526]

>>19664987
Valuations haven't been sane for a decade, it's a useless metric in the post 2008 world

[Anonymous No.19665528]

>>19665492
IT'S AL;L MADE UP NUMBERS ANON IT'S NOT REAL YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR FUTURE SELF

STOP

BUYING

[Anonymous No.19665533]

How are K and GIS?

[Anonymous No.19665535]

>>19665493
Because of retail call buyers and traders capitulating to fear.

[Anonymous No.19665538]

OH NOOO FUCK CIRCUIT BREAKK NOOOOOO AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19665539]

>>19665470
why?

[Anonymous No.19665542]

FRIENDLY REMINDER!
MITT has earnings tomorrow before market and their IV is through the roof

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19665547]

how come all those people who died from the covid didn't get a funeral, but some nigger dies and they invite 100s of people to have a funeral?

[Anonymous No.19665549]

>>19665523
IT WAS THE JEWS
REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.19665551]

>>19665523
The whole world is going to be Japan in the early 2000's, I'm glad I just don't care about anything anymore

[Anonymous No.19665552]

Who will join me in liquidating my portfolio and giving the cash to niggers. We must take action.

[Anonymous No.19665563]

how low will KOS and SSL fuck me

[Anonymous No.19665566]

>>19665143
This anon gets it. FUCK the police, FUCK the owner class. If we still need a race war after that, we'll do it then.

[Anonymous No.19665573]

>>19665399
Hot,

[Anonymous No.19665574]

>>19665547
You know (((why)))

[Anonymous No.19665576]

>trip ze breakers before zey buy ze dip

[Anonymous No.19665578]

>>19665538

It only hits breaker at 7%

[Anonymous No.19665581]

>>19665493
because stop losses are kicking in

[Anonymous No.19665582]

After considerable deliberation, we have decided "Fuck you, we're not selling". Monday is payday. Bring your disconted REITs

[Anonymous No.19665584]

shouldnt circute breaker have hit?

[Anonymous No.19665589]

>>19665327
dude if you have a 3 year outlook then you have better options than fucking financials that will take precisely that long to barely recover.
you have other sectors you can look into for actual growth

[Anonymous No.19665590]

>>19665528
BASED

[Anonymous No.19665592]

Retail call buying was at 20 year highs.

[Anonymous No.19665593]

should i sell or diamond hands /smg/?

[Anonymous No.19665594]

>>19665538
why arent they tripping the breaker?

[Anonymous No.19665595]

>>19665461
sell>>19665539
jewman sachs say oil will drop sometime soon unless you want to hold onto that shit until some gay pharma company comes out with a vaccines and get those gay liberals back into the office.

[Anonymous No.19665596]

>>19665323

NkLA will be a behemoth.

The slight dip is a chance for mortal plebs to take advantage of power like none seen before.

[Anonymous No.19665599]

>>19665253
Does ANTIFA ever move into rural areas? I'm pretty cozy on the farm rn and I'd rather just keep it that way

[Anonymous No.19665601]

>>19664914
>We're now living in a clown world.
We've been in clown world since march my boy

[Anonymous No.19665602]

>>19665584
nah, regular hours hit at 7
limit down for futures is 5

[Anonymous No.19665606]

>>19665578
ITS 6% AND RISING MAN FUUUUCKKKKK

[Anonymous No.19665607]

Help me!

[Anonymous No.19665609]

>>19665594
What happens when the circuit breaks?

[Anonymous No.19665611]

buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.19665612]

>>19665563
Better sell before after hours happens

[Anonymous No.19665614]

>>19665593
I would sell.

[Anonymous No.19665615]

>>19665584
first is at 7% retard
we're only at 5.25 right now

[Anonymous No.19665617]

>>19665492
YEAH WHAT IS THIS VOODOO?? WHO'S FORCING ME TO KEEP BUYING ??!??!??!?

[Anonymous No.19665616]

>>19665593
profit is profit dude and I've only ever lost money on TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.19665625]

>>19665593

Return?

[Anonymous No.19665628]

>>19665576
kek

[Anonymous No.19665634]

>>19665563
nigga just sell them dont hold onto them forever. >>19665606
6% fuck me im glad i sold my shit first thing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.19665635]

is SPY the go to long hold our are there other vanguard ones that perform better?

[Anonymous No.19665638]

>>19665609
An ninja comes to your house and kills you if youre holding onto any bags

[Anonymous No.19665641]

Make sure you boys sell anything green during the false correction tomorrow and then hold on tight for the real crash.

[Anonymous No.19665645]

>>19665486
>RINO
they all are

[Anonymous No.19665649]

>>19665635
MTUM

[Anonymous No.19665650]

>>19665485

Get those Dividends, lean back and enjoy the wojak show here while not caring at all for prices.

[Anonymous No.19665651]

>deposit 1,000 on Monday
>today
Lmao
Somebody please kill me

[Anonymous No.19665655]

SQQQ is mooning boys!

[Anonymous No.19665656]

>>19665509
>>19665535
>robinhood doesn't have enough money to move things
>dumping because of robinhood users
Can you guys pick a side?

[Anonymous No.19665657]

EOD plays, If I don't make it out of this hole I'm legit going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.19665658]

>>19665609
Trading stops for 15mins.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19665662]

>>19665574
because most of the people going to floyds funeral are joggers or jogger lovers and they want them to catch the covid to skew the infection rate demographics even further so they can further their radical communist revolutionary agendas?

[Anonymous No.19665664]

>>19665596
how the fuck is nkla without even one car on the road and 0 earnings have a higher stock price and a higher market cap than the likes of ford, gm, etc.

[Anonymous No.19665670]

Made a comfy 400 bucks on SQQQ today but I sold it.

[Anonymous No.19665671]

never fight the fed (until 90 days have passed)

[Anonymous No.19665677]

>>19665486
Stay safe anon, protect your family, we might be approaching walking dead levels.
I'm in NY so i'm pretty much fucked if they come to the suburbs.

[Anonymous No.19665678]

>>19665607
just hold lmao, how are losses even real nigga?

[Anonymous No.19665679]

>>19665461
>MRO
Sell.

[Anonymous No.19665680]

>>19665522
blood red.

[Anonymous No.19665681]

>>19665655
What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.19665686]

>>19665658
it's not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.19665688]

>>19665593
I wouldn't recommend keeping anything overnight.
You could add a 5% trailing if you're feeling lucky.

[Anonymous No.19665696]

is anyone buying anything from this dip? What are you guys looking for that looks cheap now?

[Anonymous No.19665698]

>>19665651
>he bought the peak
I did too

[Anonymous No.19665700]

>>19665658
But what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.19665704]

Why is media saying we’re crashing because covid cases are “spiking”? Where is the spike? Do they think we are retarded?

[Anonymous No.19665707]

>>19665686
Really? It's damn close to happening bro.

[Anonymous No.19665709]

>>19665651
>>19665698
same, 3000 down from 10k

[Anonymous No.19665711]

I am so glad I didn't FOMO into IVR earlier. Bought the dip now at comfy 4.40, time to hold that baby until big returns.

[Anonymous No.19665713]

>>19665662
That and those same people know they can make more money off of virtue signalling to niggers even though they don't give a shit about anything other than thieving all money and hopes for future happiness from ebery western country

[Anonymous No.19665714]

Bobos keep eyes on VALE, an iron ore producer centered mostly in Brazil.

Brazilian rona daily new cases are nearly at US peak with no signs of slowing down. Their health ministry tried to stop publishing the numbers on Saturday because it's that bad. There is going to be chaos in Brazil so it might be good to look at some companies who are there. Maybe open up some strangles? Conflict can be very profitable or very taxing.

[Anonymous No.19665717]

fugg I sold my SQQQ bag too early

[Anonymous No.19665724]

>>19665369
Do you like losing money?

[Anonymous No.19665728]

Almost cheapie time boy-os hope you got some cash handy

[Anonymous No.19665729]

Some of you were bitching about waiting for another opportunity to buy in and crying about missing out. Well, here you go. If you miss out again then don't bitch about it here.

[Anonymous No.19665730]

Stop it, my ursine cock can only get so hard

[Anonymous No.19665732]

no breakers. just go all the way down in the last 30min

[Anonymous No.19665734]

>>19665385
Honestly because I'm noob. I just had some spare cash and this felt like a good opportunity to buy and hold. I won't be selling in the next 5-7 years.

[Anonymous No.19665738]

>>19665704
It's spiking in the south, where things reopened earlier. But yeah, that's a bullshit excuse, the truth is it's going to the trash because jerome said he'd use the money on people who may be referred to with words that beginning with the letter N instead of the economy.

[Anonymous No.19665744]

My broker is white. How do I find a black one?

[Anonymous No.19665746]

>>19665729
this isnt even close to the bottom

[Anonymous No.19665747]

>>19665724
It's the /biz/ way

[Anonymous No.19665749]

>>19665447
No. In the last half hour or something the first two circuit breakers do NOT apply. Only the final 20% one still applies

[Anonymous No.19665750]

>>19665678
This was me just a week ago. Anyway, yeah. I'm just going to hold, it will go back up, it is trending up.

I was actually making 2k before it dropped. I should have sold at 1.7k.

[Anonymous No.19665751]

>>19665704
boomers and doomers will gobble that and amplify those kind of headlines

[Anonymous No.19665758]

>>19665704

The Joe Biden 2020 riots petered out and larpers playing in their safe space playpen in Seattle might not be enough to keep the momentum going until election so they're revving up the fryers again

[Anonymous No.19665761]

>>19665704
Riots are dying down so now they need a new way to stoke fear. They gotta keep this doom and destruction ball rolling until election day. For 4 years they threw everything they could at Trump and nothing stuck, so now they're destroying the country.

[Anonymous No.19665763]

>>19665656
This rally has literally been all retail, institutional investors were sitting it out.

[Anonymous No.19665764]

>>19665744

You won’t. Maybe look for a drug broker instead. But the pushers are normally white too.

[Anonymous No.19665766]

>>19665704
Dumb retard states like TX FL and AZ are spiking, but I bet it's worse in all the states rioting because no testing

and I'm not a die hard bull or bear that's just my opinion, I;m pissed off as fuck right now

[Anonymous No.19665769]

tvix at 50% holy christ

[Anonymous No.19665770]

>>19665729
They're gonna bitch anyway

[Anonymous No.19665771]

>>19665746
lmao this is what you faggots have been saying for months. You can't time the market numb nuts.

[Anonymous No.19665772]

JEROME DO SOMETHIGN

[Anonymous No.19665774]

>>19665750
fogot

[Anonymous No.19665776]

>>19665761
>CHAZ

[Anonymous No.19665777]

>>19665566
I don't know how people don't get this really basic concept.

>>19665645
yeah, kinda sucks.

>>19665677
Thanks, same to you. I think you'll be fine, unless you're right outside of the city or unarmed in bumbfuck, which would probably be just as fucked as you were before. Make sure to enjoy the lakes if you can take time this summer. What a horrible situation for the 99% of beautiful NY.

[Anonymous No.19665778]

>>19664914
TVIX CHADS

[Anonymous No.19665783]

>>19664914
The stock market was in denial about coronavirus for almost 6 weeks before it crashed

[Anonymous No.19665787]

>my portfolio down 8% today
how fares your empires

[Anonymous No.19665788]

>>19665747
I sold TSLA and AAPL puts yesterday at about 2 pm.

Chart had all 9's, I was confident in them, bought Wednesday morning, got fucked all day and had pussy hands.

I'd be up 350% if I held.

[Anonymous No.19665790]

>>19665729
They wont, pussies don't have the balls to actually make money.

[Anonymous No.19665796]

>>19665732
Incorrect, it goes all the way down in after hours and then people can just watch and cry about it here

[Anonymous No.19665799]

>>19665704
Too early to tell from the data but I the public perception is pretty much that we will spike. I wouldn't doubt it either.

[Anonymous No.19665803]

>>19665108
haha someone saved my shitty mspaint work

[Anonymous No.19665808]

im selling everything, donating my cash to a charity and killing myself, bye

[Anonymous No.19665809]

>>19665770
bitches gonna bitch

[Anonymous No.19665813]

Those of you who choose to ride your positions into after hours are going to get the rug pulled out from under you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19665815]

They are desperately trying to keep the chad 2000 from dropping 7%

[Anonymous No.19665818]

New
>>19665806

>>19665806

>>19665806

[Anonymous No.19665821]

>>19665704
its 95% just profit taking because of shit fundamentals + overvaluation, people are pushing their pet theories as usual

[Anonymous No.19665823]

>>19665729
Is it true that Persona 4 is coming to PC?

[Anonymous No.19665826]

>>19665771
see
my
previous
post
>>19665411
cunt

[Anonymous No.19665829]

>mfw
>bought boeing when it was 100
>sold when it spiked 180
>bought back 130
>sold when 200
>jelly I didn't keep it for monday
>look at stocks today
>mfw 1500 USD gains from boeing

[Anonymous No.19665830]

EOD SALE CONFIMRED

[Anonymous No.19665843]

I want the US economy to collapse because it is grossly overvalued and I'm tired of US corporate shills getting away with literal crimes on a daily basis, and their sycophant bootlickers who excuse them for a mere pittance of crumbs.

[Anonymous No.19665847]

>tfw $40k for cheapies

I'M RICH BIIIIITCH

[Anonymous No.19665846]

NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19665850]

>>19665330
>getting myself a shotgun
I'm not going to get into this but TLDR you want an AR-15

[Anonymous No.19665851]

i need the mother of EOD pumps
jerome save me

[Anonymous No.19665858]

>>19665658
unless it's in the last 30 minutes of the day

[Anonymous No.19665868]

>>19665823
Yes, people have found steam store assets

[Anonymous No.19665881]

The lawd done BLESSED this nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R1UcBXgJUw

[Anonymous No.19665892]

>>19665528
if thats true
then my account is not real
nor are the funds
and i am dreaming
and my actions are literally me
buying and hodling
living the dream

checkmate

[Anonymous No.19665897]

>>19665614
>>19665616
>>19665625
>>19665688
done at 5 a share

150%

[Anonymous No.19665915]

BA is shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.19665917]

Still above 300. We're good for power hour, lads!

[Anonymous No.19665927]

TUMBELING DOWN
TUMBELING DOWN
TUMBELING DOWN

[Anonymous No.19665929]

>>19665729
>here you go
25% off march lows piss off

[Anonymous No.19665932]

>>19665850
Note taken. I'm untrained with firearms, so i figured it'd be the best buy for a somewhat tight living situation in a suburb with limited time. AR-15 or similar kind of rifle with easy to replace parts would be the next on the list.
Thoughts on buying SWBI or RGR? wait until EOD tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19665944]

>>19665704
If you read about the "spikes" it's actually just
1) more people are testing positive, but with little to no symptoms; and
2) more people are being "hospitalized" because hospitals have opened for elective surgeries/etc. and people are required to get tested for COVID-19 when they're in there.

So basically you break your foot/get a nose surgery, get auto-tested while you're there, test positive - now all of a sudden you're marked down as "hospitalized for COVID-19" and get put in the data as a COVID-19 hospitalization. No symptoms? Doesn't matter. Hospital gets more money.

Combination of those 2 + more people out and about/nigger riots means "spike" in cases in some States. Once again,

it's a FUCKING nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.19665953]

>>19665787
My story is your story, a half percentage behind. I'm no stranger to red days, tankers have made me strong.

YA-HARR, HODL. HOOOOOODDDDLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.19665972]

>>19665818
Use the old ones first newfag

>>19664993
>>19664993
>>19664993

[Anonymous No.19665977]

>>19665915
It's still not down under $130.
Like seriously?

[Anonymous No.19666019]

Real new thread WITH CORRECT OP here

>>19665806
>>19665806
>>19665806

Real new thread WITH CORRECT OP here

>>19665806
>>19665806
>>19665806

[Anonymous No.19666038]

>>19665609
>what happens when the circuit breaker kicks in?
>That's when it gets real
>Powell breaks emergency glass and pulls giant lever. Loses both hands due to high lever temperature.
>power goes out at NYSE
>NYSE goes quiet for a minute
>loud metal grinding sounds
>Sparks everywhere
>traders hold each other whimper, pray and cry...they know the end is here.
>"-7%....did we realy do -7%?
>some take the safest way out and jump out the window onto incoming BLM riot to be mauled by pack of wild niggers.
>remaining traders know it's too late
>they hear loud, echoing screeching coming from Buffet's office in the basement
>may be we can survive to the 2nd circuit breaker said Crammer as he was drinking himself to death.
>what happens next? Nobody knows...and it can happen to YOU

[Anonymous No.19666062]

>>19665635
its the same shit

[Anonymous No.19666129]

>>19665664
same reason Tesla has a $900 stock with no profit and a self driving vehicle killing the driver at least once a month

[Anonymous No.19666205]

>>19665144
>crash the market
>we're back at last week's levels
itsallsotiresom.jpg

[Anonymous No.19666277]

>>19665217
I expect a last minute surge as well, today or tomorrow at the latest. Everyone knows this is still a bull market in the broader picture. Bobos will take some profit.

[Anonymous No.19666373]

I lost so much money. I have no idea why I decided to put in ALL of my dry powder yesterday. And leveraged. I stemmed the bleeding hours ago but.

It will take DECADES to financially recover from this.

IMPEACHMENT NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.19666443]

>>19666373
>Reeeee im retarded, impeach the president for my mistakes.

[Anonymous No.19666643]

>>19666443
Rude. I’m not retarded.

[Anonymous No.19666945]

>>19664946
based cunnybro

[Anonymous No.19666977]

>>19666643
I turned into a bear today and bought a dozen TQQQ puts, only to sell them now.

I feel guilt.

[Anonymous No.19667007]

>>19666977
It only half made up for all the money I lost on IVR calls. Hopefully it pays for my IV crush.

[Anonymous No.19667015]

Anons hold me I went from 6.5k to 5k in three days. I'm fucked first if it wants the second wave now one of my money makers decided to a 26 million offering. Fucking oil and natural gas why you do this to me.

Any of you guys have CCR by the way?

[Anonymous No.19667036]

>>19665085
/tv/

[Anonymous No.19667071]

>>19665085
/biz/ or plz detonate

[Anonymous No.19667074]

i am financially enlightened

[Anonymous No.19667304]

>>19667074
nice!