/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19663997]

I sold the top edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19662865

[Anonymous No.19664019]

first for fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.19664020]

Ayoooo is this stickied?

[Anonymous No.19664025]

I want my portfolio to look like this webm, what should I buy?

[Anonymous No.19664026]

>>19663997
>Merchandise for better investment
based diaperchads

[Anonymous No.19664029]

IVR is holding 4.4 support like a fucking champ while everything else is tanking. Might even average my bags down

[Anonymous No.19664031]

>>19664020
no

[Anonymous No.19664039]

I bought into the market on Monday. I did this. I caused the crash. End me bros

[Anonymous No.19664041]

Is anyone buying airlines?

[Anonymous No.19664042]

>>19663997
Nth for BULL LIVES MATTER

[Anonymous No.19664051]

How do I short 2x leveraged daily swap ETF shorts?

[Anonymous No.19664055]

>>19664025
just go all in on TSLA

[Anonymous No.19664058]

>>19664004
>IVR is being pumped
lol wut

Who the fuck bought IVR as a short play?? That would be fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.19664060]

Hey guys since the market is crabbing around -1400, Im gonna head out to sev and grab some snacks, you fellas want anything?

[Anonymous No.19664066]

>>19664025
BUD

[Anonymous No.19664070]

>>19664029
was thinkin about IVR $5 calls ahead of earnings next week, anyone have thoughts? shill me.

[Anonymous No.19664072]

Cash gang, stay out of this shit for another week and we are getting march deals

[Anonymous No.19664073]

Repeat because end of thread:
TVIX.
Hold overnight while in a crash or sell before close as always?

[Anonymous No.19664075]

>>19664060
I need more vodka

[Anonymous No.19664079]

>>19664060
rope and razors pls anon

[Anonymous No.19664080]

>>19664025
HTZ
NKLA
WLL
all in 3 way split

[Anonymous No.19664082]

Just thinking about how I couldve jumped out friday at 3:30 at $1200 profit for the week and then bought in either today or yesterday and been pretty much okay.

[Anonymous No.19664086]

Fat girls

[Anonymous No.19664090]

I'm still in the green. Should I cash out and just wait until all this insanity levels out?

[Anonymous No.19664092]

B O B O
O
B
O

[Anonymous No.19664093]

>Private companies abolish pensions
>force all retirement money into the market
>Fed lowers intrest rates to 0
>force all the investments to switch to stocks for a return
>give trillions in free cash to prop up the market
>stocks moon
When this fake and gay market crashes its gonna fuck everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.19664095]

>>19664025
100% GBP

[Anonymous No.19664096]

>>19664025
WMT

[Anonymous No.19664099]

WHAT THE FUCK NO WAY YOU LIED TO ME

[Anonymous No.19664098]

>>19664025
still can't tell if that's man or woman, still would fuck it.

[Anonymous No.19664102]

>>19664060
Can I get a big gulp and some marlboro reds

[Anonymous No.19664103]

>>19664060
Yeah get me some mini tacos and an unsweetened ice tea. Thanks

[Anonymous No.19664104]

SPY EOW Prediction?

[Anonymous No.19664105]

>>19664072
never march
10% at most

[Anonymous No.19664106]

>>19664060
gib me dat big gulp

[Anonymous No.19664108]

>>19664060
Sun chips and a redbull.

[Anonymous No.19664111]

TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM

[Anonymous No.19664112]

I'm still up but it is depressing when I could be up a little over 2x had I sold Monday morning when I wanted to. Even at close it'd be a 2x. Ahhhhhh what was I thinking!? To think I was considering selling but I backed off!

I'm up but the regret is stronger than the gains I made. Only makes want to go all in next time and not get greedy. If I play it right I could turn it into half a million.

[Anonymous No.19664119]

>>19664060
Caribou eyes from the inuit in the alley anon.

[Anonymous No.19664120]

>>19662418
The geniuses on /smg/ have actually been taken in by the Chinese “flu bro” bots, I know these people genuinely believe covid is a hoax, or no worse than the flu, because I’ve spent so many hours on /smg/ trying to explain basic math to these idiots.
Just you wait, some grade A moron will reply to me with “go cower in fear under your bed grandpa”. They really think a virus that everyone with a brain knows will kill millions when we reopen for some reason won’t, just because they are tired of lockdowns.
Sorry but covid is going to mean some heavy fucking lifting, I understand the allure of pretending it’s not so, but it’s just wishful thinking.
1.2% IFR fuckers. Do the math.

[Anonymous No.19664125]

Don't worry guys, I just bought SPY puts. You're all going to be fine now.

[Anonymous No.19664124]

>>19664070
their earnings are going to be a bloodbath dont be a retard

[Anonymous No.19664129]

>>19664090

Why cash out now? What’s the upside to that? It’ll recover cash out then. The only reason to ever cash out is you need the cash or you need to buy and swing something else

[Anonymous No.19664133]

thnks fr th mmrs

[Anonymous No.19664135]

Can anyone attest to the accuracy of the OptionsProfitCalculator website

[Anonymous No.19664139]

>>19664060
If it’s a got a Roost inside lemme get a 3 piece tender meal with Mac n cheese and a medium hazelnut coffee, black.
No biscuit either.

[Anonymous No.19664145]

>>19664073
Sell half?

[Anonymous No.19664146]

>>19664025
British? Short Colgate

[Anonymous No.19664150]

>>19664129
Yeah I totally regret collecting my 50 percent profits before the market crashed and they all would have been gone

[Anonymous No.19664151]

>>19664104

Jesus Christ what a knock out. Jews want to use blacks to genocide this, remember that. Our Race Is Our Nation.

[Anonymous No.19664152]

>>19664112

What were your plays? Riding the upward wave with calls?

[Anonymous No.19664155]

"When shoeshine boys start giving stock advice, it is time to head for the exits."

[Anonymous No.19664158]

>GME just merrily continuing its endless short squeezing
How are there still people hopping into that shitfest

[Anonymous No.19664161]

>>19664129
this post is peak boomer bag holder cope

[Anonymous No.19664163]

>>19664125
Buy high, sell low. I respect the strategy.

[Anonymous No.19664169]

IVR Chads roll call. Pullbacks and panic selling, but papa Jpow has our backs. Diamond reenforced Titanium support @ 4.40.

[Anonymous No.19664172]

>>19664090
if you havent cashed out yet you've past the point of ballsy or even stupidly hopeful. You're literally taking risk for no reason. even the returns you'd get would be ridiculously low if it worked out.

[Anonymous No.19664173]

>>19664060
Surprise me with a random slurpee and one of the heated foods they sell.

[Anonymous No.19664175]

>call me based

[Anonymous No.19664177]

Comfy holding both my bags and holding SQQQ
Either way I win

[Anonymous No.19664180]

>>19664120

Put your mask back on scared pussy Melvin faggot soft boy. You’re a useful idiot and part of their narrative. Your neck is probably as thin as your dick.

[Anonymous No.19664181]

[Anonymous No.19664182]

>1/3 retracement of today's losses so far

Keep it up

[Anonymous No.19664183]

>>19664158
it's burry alone moving that shit

[Anonymous No.19664195]

Circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.19664196]

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BLOOD RED

GOLD, SILVER, OIL, BITCOIN, S&P, DOW, NASDAQ, FTSE

EVEN LEAN HOGS

[Anonymous No.19664200]

>>19664182
what universe do you live in?

[Anonymous No.19664203]

thanks MITT
VERY cool

[Anonymous No.19664204]

Reminder that one day is not a trend. Imagine all the weak hands selling after Powell said low rates through 2021 and INCREASING buying of securities!

[Anonymous No.19664206]

Bears and doomer fags should be executed for their seditious activity against the United States

[Anonymous No.19664208]

>>19664111
I don't understand why the people in the thread that posted this tweet day or two ago, and the tweeter himself seem to infer that the kids teammates aren't adults. The kids age means literally nothing, manchildren play videogames too.

[Anonymous No.19664210]

>>19664200
A universe where my losses were pretty severe but they're coming back

[Anonymous No.19664214]

>>19664195
will close just a tad above circuit breaker
the joos had learned

[Anonymous No.19664218]

>>19664060
Already spent my last bit of change on two dollar slices of pepperoni pizza at a local quick stop.
I'm on a diet so that and a sweet potato is all I'm eating today. Yesterday was a can of ravioli and a nutty bar, day before that was a sweet potato and one instant ramen.
I'm just eating up what I have around the house before I start on an actual healthy diet.
Next I have to cook some beans and suffer through some canned beets, but I'm putting it off til next Monday, going to just sandwiches Friday through Sunday to take a break.
Unrealized gains aren't all I've been losing this week! Here's hoping the weekend won't put the pounds back on as fast as the gains.

[Anonymous No.19664223]

>>19664169
nigga how are u positive rn
we're bagholding heavy

[Anonymous No.19664224]

>>19664195
Unlikely.

>>19664177
Oh no somebody tell this guy about the crab.

[Anonymous No.19664225]

>>19664151
And it makes me so hard mmmfff

[Anonymous No.19664227]

>>19664025
Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.19664228]

>>19664177
I was promised a circuit breaker.
Well Bobo? where is it?
If you are going to crash it make sure there are no survivors. Screw the Jews.

[Anonymous No.19664232]

Time to buy?

[Anonymous No.19664236]

I was thinking of throwing $10k into robinhood. why shouldn't I do this?

[Anonymous No.19664239]

Having iron hands is a good trait when you're in cash too

Its not the time to buy yet

[Anonymous No.19664241]

Yikes. Looks like I'll be shorting Sony. How does the general population of /v/ feel about this. Will sales be hurt?

[Anonymous No.19664244]

>>19664232
Time to kil myself.

[Anonymous No.19664246]

>>19664223
Everything is tanking except IVR, it's holding steady. If it was going to go down from here it would already be in the dirt

[Anonymous No.19664254]

>>19664214
what about tomorrow? will it be another crab day? the people that held day, will most likely sell tomorrow because reality set in?

[Anonymous No.19664253]

why are 3x leveraged ETFS a bad idea when they crab walk?

[Anonymous No.19664256]

>>19664241
Outside the /pol/ echo chamber no one gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.19664259]

>>19664223
I just bought today lmao

[Anonymous No.19664260]

>>19664241
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.19664268]

>>19664241

LOL what a bunch of cucks. Do niggers even game? The blacks I know that do still play madden ‘04 so they can use Mike Vick and McNabb still

[Anonymous No.19664269]

>>19664129
lol why are holders such dumbshits

[Anonymous No.19664271]

>>19664151
But she's literally built for BBC

[Anonymous No.19664277]

>>19664253
Beta slippage

[Anonymous No.19664280]

Look at all these Chinese names.
Shenanigans again today.

[Anonymous No.19664285]

>>19664277
what does this mean for someone who doesn't know anything about finance?

[Anonymous No.19664294]

Circuit breakers.
Circuit breakers.
CIRCUIT BREAKERS!!!

MAKE THE MARKETS BREAK AGAIN!!!!

[Anonymous No.19664295]

>>19664280
>wa(i)fu up 201%
BASED

[Anonymous No.19664298]

>>19664271
You do realize that black dicks are not actually bigger, right? It's literally a myth propped up by the porn industry's habits of only hiring black dudes with big dicks.

[Anonymous No.19664300]

>>19664254
yes seem crab to me
next week there will be one day or total drop with this scale as well
then wait until early next month for fresh cash infusion
repeat monthly

[Anonymous No.19664301]

>>19664041
im trying to any recommendations they all feel to high

[Anonymous No.19664302]

>>19664129
For you, the coming decade will be one of slowly climbing back to break even. For someone who sells now and has the patience to wait until we bottom with buying in, the coming decade will be nicely profitable.

[Anonymous No.19664304]

>>19664070
confident on the ER report anon?

[Anonymous No.19664305]

>>19664196
imagine not buying bonds and corn / wheat before the greatest depression ever

[Anonymous No.19664309]

>>19664285
Just search 3x leverage decay

[Anonymous No.19664311]

>>19664195
God, that was the best week of my life. I spent my whole time laying around and laughing

[Anonymous No.19664316]

MAKE IT STOP NO NOOO AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19664317]

>>19664269

You don’t lose anything unless you sell. I’d of liked to of sold the top and bought back in sure, but I’m not psychic. all my airline and cruise holdings I got in at April prices. I’m still green on them. I sell now I lose, I hold longer and I’m back up to last weeks levels again and then some. What would I sell for? For less potential profit?

[Anonymous No.19664321]

Fuck, I knew the market was going to crash this month with Q2 earnings calls and Q3 projections, but I thought it would be closer to the end of the month when the majority of companies were having theirs and not now.

[Anonymous No.19664322]

you guys money isnt real

[Anonymous No.19664324]

>>19664311
>laughing
why?

[Anonymous No.19664325]

>>19664298
Cope

[Anonymous No.19664327]

>>19664196
are we buying the jnug dip?

[Anonymous No.19664330]

>>19664280
What's the next Chinese pnd scam for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19664332]

IVR is dead

[Anonymous No.19664335]

lol

[Anonymous No.19664338]

>>19664253
>>19664285
you have 100
goes up 10% to 110
you get 30% so 130
next day goes 10% down to 99
your 130 goes down 30% (39) to 91
this continues all the way down while crabbing

[Anonymous No.19664339]

>>19664302

I bought in at the lows I’m still green across the board. Down the past few days but still profitable total return and I can reload at these lows and hold more.

[Anonymous No.19664343]

>>19664309
>>19664338
holy shit what the fuck why didn't anyone tell me about this yesterday?

[Anonymous No.19664345]

>>19664039
this

[Anonymous No.19664346]

the bubble has burst

[Anonymous No.19664347]

>>19664295
found it amusing.

[Anonymous No.19664350]

>>19664324
nothing to lose

[Anonymous No.19664352]

>>19664256
>seething nigger

[Anonymous No.19664355]

>>19664029
could be a good idea anon. When the dow turns around this could move up a bit

[Anonymous No.19664360]

>>19663997
>https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

[Anonymous No.19664369]

>>19664343
Relax dude just buy a small amount of SQQQ -300% relative to your value to cover your bag losses in case this entire thing burns to the ground, don't go all in

[Anonymous No.19664371]

tumbling down.....
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5ee26db60636e-tumbling-down-jones-june-11-2020.php

[Anonymous No.19664372]

If we hit a circuit breaker it's over.
If we miss all breakers we continue irrational exuberance until August.
Sad, but true.

[Anonymous No.19664373]

>>19664335
wew

[Anonymous No.19664374]

3037 support finna boutta get smashed

[Anonymous No.19664375]

Bulls get what they fuckin' deserve

[Anonymous No.19664382]

>>19664236
sure thing! we need more fresh novice meat!

[Anonymous No.19664379]

>>19664352
rent free

[Anonymous No.19664385]

>>19664372
april showers
may flowers
june gloom
july DOOM

[Anonymous No.19664390]

>>19664239
What are ya looking to buy when the market hits the floor?

[Anonymous No.19664391]

jesus what the FUCK is up with the markets?

[Anonymous No.19664396]

>>19664372
need 7% to get that breaker

[Anonymous No.19664401]

>>19664375

More dips to buy? The only people losing their asses right now are idiots who gamble with options

[Anonymous No.19664402]

>>19664369
i dumped $24k into DFEN today. it's all i had cash wise

should i sell it all or will i get some kind of faggot message from my faggot broker?

[Anonymous No.19664408]

>>19664180
See what I mean everyone? Does this seem like an intelligent poster to you? Why would you believe anything he has to say? It’s obviously a retarded, rural trump supporter who couldn’t do basic math to save his life, he’s lashing out because he wants things to be one way and he will try to make it so by attacking anyone who points out it isn’t so with angry invectives, because he doesn’t have a single argument, fact or statistic to back him up.
Stop being afraid of a grumpy half-imbecile calling you a cuck, tell these fucking idiots what’s up for once, if you know better pipe up, because right now Chinese propaganda is winning the hearts and minds of /smg/ and it will be a mistake many of our board mates will never recover from.

[Anonymous No.19664410]

Mumu are you okay
>Mumu are you okay
Mumu are you okay
>Mumu are you okay
Mumu are you okay
>Mumu are you okay
Mumu are you okay
>Mumu are you okay

[Anonymous No.19664411]

>>19664332
No anon that's the suits trying to FUD you out, now's the time to buy with both hands for the moonshot, then the divi will net you even more shares later. Don't let the suits FUD you out, if you can take out a reverse mortgage nows the time, max out your credit cards, sell all other positions and put everything on IVR.

[Anonymous No.19664414]

>>19664343
That a given percentage of a larger number is more than the same percentage of a smaller number? Are we finally seeing common core schooled investors?

[Anonymous No.19664420]

>>19664169
What are you drinking fren? give me some to make the bags lighter

[Anonymous No.19664423]

>>19664391
powell did it again. when you promise low rates equites money escape to bonds. if you raise rates then that is a bull for stocks

[Anonymous No.19664424]

Why Rough Rice crashed to 11 late last month?

[Anonymous No.19664426]

>>19664241
>>19664260
its fake

[Anonymous No.19664427]

>>19664390
I'm hoping that some blue chips get drug down with the rest of the market. If that doesnt happen I am going to probably target oil, airlines and defense. Throw in on some companies that are strong that just get their price drug down in a volatile market

[Anonymous No.19664431]

Here we go.

[Anonymous No.19664430]

>>19664408

Cuck.

[Anonymous No.19664432]

>>19664133
Evn if thy wrnt so grt

[Anonymous No.19664434]

reminder to not panic sell

[Anonymous No.19664435]

>>19664402
It's a risky play, but no one can time what is going to happen next. I'd recommend not going all in to that, maybe just sell a portion of it. Plus the market is clearly bearish this week, you should probably be doing something that is inverted to the market cause normies will probably continue panic selling well into tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19664440]

>>19664391

Yeah, why green number no go up?

[Anonymous No.19664442]

Everything is up for sale now, if you missed the dips in May, now is the best time to buy!

[Anonymous No.19664441]

Does anyone here know when exactly the quarterly reports of the big banks come out? An overview would be nice.

[Anonymous No.19664444]

Will we have another double/triple witching hour this year?

[Anonymous No.19664446]

>>19664431

[Anonymous No.19664448]

>>19664041
Does RTX count?

>>19664060
The biggest Monster they have

>>19664402
Why the fuck would you sell a position you just bought today?? Bro you have the stock, not an option. It's called long term holding

[Anonymous No.19664458]

>>19664411
damn dude, make an /rtg/. tanker CHADS made /tsg/.
>Fidelity is a tanker chad now
https://splash247.com/fidelity-investments-acquires-10-stake-in-dht-holdings/

[Anonymous No.19664464]

>>19664431
Waiting, Still have profit.
Do it faggots.

[Anonymous No.19664468]

>>19664448
>Bro you have the stock, not an option. It's called long term holding
what about beta spillage?

[Anonymous No.19664470]

>>19664444
those digits say yes

[Anonymous No.19664471]

>>19664434
we told you do not buy the top, freaking zoomers!

#1 dont lose money
#2 dont forget rule #1

[Anonymous No.19664476]

>>19663997
>be me Wednesday watching smug anime posting faggots talk about their retarded high risk plays
>tell them anime is for fags and to stop posting that creepy pedo shit
>Get replies with more smug anime girls calling me a retard
>Tell them I'll see em Thursday
>Market tanks Thursday
>Smug anime pedo posters stop posting smug pedo shit
Oh gee what a shame hope they're okay

[Anonymous No.19664481]

Diaperchads, it's time to wipe away the tourists.

[Anonymous No.19664482]

Is it better to hold than to sell and guess where the dip will be?

[Anonymous No.19664483]

>>19664434
Panic selling is by far the primary reason institutional sellers do better. It's easy to avoid panic when you're managing someone else's money. If everyone here could really internalize that, they'd do much better. They won't, of course. But if they did, they'd be on their way to making it.

[Anonymous No.19664489]

>>19664317
>I’d of liked to of sold

[Anonymous No.19664492]

>>19664476
not all animefags
>t. hedged to the tits and green for the day

[Anonymous No.19664496]

>>19664482

Never sell.

>>19664483

He’s right.

[Anonymous No.19664506]

>>19664434
I panic sold at a profit but now I'm waiting for the red to end before I buy back in. This market does not abide the laws of nature.

[Anonymous No.19664510]

>>19664483
why would I not sell when it is falling 4 days straight if I already profited

[Anonymous No.19664512]

>bobos still
>STILL
>still betting against the fed and the treasury playing with home field advantage

[Anonymous No.19664515]

[Anonymous No.19664520]

>>19664444
Quad quads confirm it. Death incoming.

[Anonymous No.19664524]

you but eaters dont know shit its a new paradime

[Anonymous No.19664527]

>>19664496
Imagine holding on to -40% losses

[Anonymous No.19664529]

>>19664483
>It's easy to avoid panic when you're managing someone else's money.
It's the absolute opposite you fucking mong.

[Anonymous No.19664531]

If S&P hits -5% there'll be a shit load of stop losses kicking in

[Anonymous No.19664532]

>>19664423
holy shit you're a dumb fuck.

Powell stopped the music by stating that he doesnt see a letter soup recovery in his tea leaves and that he will try to fight it with a lukewarm purchasing programme.

This has essentially destroyed the entire market sentiment, which was irrationally exuberant and has now been forced to wake the fuck up.

These markets arent about being rational, but instead are centered on emotions.

Powell just shot them all down, so down the market goes,as everyone is realizing how fucked things actually are

[Anonymous No.19664533]

>>19664481
based diaperchad
>fuck reddit
>fuck discord trannies
>fuck robinhood zoomers
get rid of these faggots and get back on topic

[Anonymous No.19664537]

>>19664468
Are you in a leveraged ETF?

[Anonymous No.19664541]

>>19664510
>why would a declining market NOT be my sell signal
Because that's how you lose in the long run.

[Anonymous No.19664544]

>>19664506
Taking profit is never the wrong decision. If I didn't sell friday afternoon my profits would be gone now. I can buy all my old stocks at the same price I had them before now or lower. There is not reasoning behind the never sell faggots other than coping about their positions getting raped

[Anonymous No.19664546]

>>19664492
You're still an effeminate pedo faggot just a smart one

[Anonymous No.19664548]

>>19664527

I’m up >40% still overall

[Anonymous No.19664555]

So again red tommorow?

[Anonymous No.19664556]

>>19663997
SHORT THE BANKS.

[Anonymous No.19664559]

>>19664537
yes

[Anonymous No.19664560]

>>19664510

Unless you bought a meme stock that's never going to reach its current value again, the market will recover eventually, and you will return a larger profit. Do you need the money right now? Are you holding puts?

[Anonymous No.19664566]

Dividends are Fwends.

[Anonymous No.19664567]

the gains from the last month were pretty frothy. this is needed. we aren't going to retest the mar lows, but people need to keep there expectations of the economy reasonable.

[Anonymous No.19664568]

>>19664471
I bought low and I'm still up though.

[Anonymous No.19664570]

>>19664324
I pulled out last year from this cartoon market. Rode it up and been out since May.

[Anonymous No.19664575]

>>19663997
holy shit sub SPY 300 could happen tomorrow and then next strong support 286

[Anonymous No.19664578]

>>19664541
>>19664541
I can just buy it again when it is low
if you never sell you will profit the average of the year which tends to be a shit like 10%
if I wanted a 10% profit I would invest in much less risky and volatile shit

[Anonymous No.19664579]

bros my hands are getting super weak ive been holding HAL NCLH and SSL for a couple days now and my entire portfolio is bleeding im planning on buy more NCLH when it goes down hopefully 16 again send help

[Anonymous No.19664582]

>market down 5%
>all (ALL) my bags down 10-20%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19664584]

>>19664339
That’s great but we have only begun the fall. The stock market doesn’t take kindly to being treated like a shitcoin with supreme disregard for the fundamentals. All JPOW managed to do was make the dead cat bounce go twice as high as it otherwise should have, and the price to pay for that will be an even harder crash, well beyond March lows.
The stock market has acted like some kid on those shows where they try to help pathological overspenders. You were told that you had been reckless with your money and would have to change your ways, but uncle JPOW believed in you and gave you some cash to get started with your new, responsible life, and you immediately took all the money and used it as collateral on a huge loan that you proceeded to go all in with on black at the roulette table. Now you’re where you were before (in March) but with a huge gambling debt you didn’t have before, nobody trusts you enough for a new cash advance and you’re about to see how hard we can crash after taking the last chance and pissing it away.

[Anonymous No.19664585]

Feel bad for the GNUS that got pumped and dumped. And IVR bagholders currently getting dumped

[Anonymous No.19664586]

>>19664532
please dont seethe i trade this once again correctly you are always the losing end

[Anonymous No.19664589]

>>19664555
We can only hope.

[Anonymous No.19664593]

>tfw I FOMOd into IVR at $7
Should I double down to reduce my cost average or just baghold for a year?

[Anonymous No.19664598]

>>19664570
you're missing on gains anon

[Anonymous No.19664602]

>>19664529
lmao clearly you don't know how money managers work. They give you a lecture about sticking out the market, give you something about "don't go buy snow tires in a blizzard anon" and tell you the average return over the last 100 years, and that's that.

[Anonymous No.19664604]

>>19664560
this is true but why not profit in the volatility? I will just buy again when it plummets

[Anonymous No.19664607]

>>19664322
THIS ALL THIS

[Anonymous No.19664608]

>>19664570
Who are these fucking normies with like 86K in bonds and shit? Go back to reddiculous where successful people trade and leave us and our 1K accounts alone. :(

[Anonymous No.19664611]

Who else is ONTX, EVOK, and FCEL.

[Anonymous No.19664614]

>>19664430
Halfwit.

[Anonymous No.19664615]

>>19664593
"Averaging Down" is the ultimate rookie bagholder mistake.

[Anonymous No.19664617]

>>19664152
>Riding the upward wave with calls?
Pretty much. It just blows. 200k is enough for me to go into neet mode for nearly a decade while being able to play with 20k in stocks includimg making risky plays.

[Anonymous No.19664620]

>>19664579
Pussy, normie, get out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f2kGHcdJYU

[Anonymous No.19664626]

>>19664586
Except for the fact that i made money today?

[Anonymous No.19664627]

Giga adamantium hyper steel bedrock support at 3037, r-right?

[Anonymous No.19664632]

WHEN WILL IT END
TELL ME WHEN TO BUY

[Anonymous No.19664638]

>>19664615
Doesn't mean it's always the wrong thing to do.

[Anonymous No.19664647]

>>19664025
All in on GNUS , thank me later

[Anonymous No.19664649]

>>19664578
I'm well over 100% since april right now anon. But w/e honestly I don't give a shit, gl with your strategy I'm gonna go get some lunch

[Anonymous No.19664650]

>huge breakthrough on virus vaccine
>US economy reopening
>crude oil is up
>countries reopening their borders
>finally airlines and cruise are up
>stock market crashes

[Anonymous No.19664653]

whats in his portfolio?

[Anonymous No.19664654]

lel

[Anonymous No.19664666]

>>19664611

Pharma penny stocks are degenerate gambling

[Anonymous No.19664669]

Are my hertz 1.5p options expiring worthless tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19664673]

>>19664441
use yahoo financials

[Anonymous No.19664674]

>>19664650
The big boys made their buck and now they're pulling out to cause another crash and buy low again.

[Anonymous No.19664676]

>>19664512
The Federal Reserve could institute negative rates, that still wouldn't convince banks to invest in a market where every asset is depreciating in value. They can purchase assets, but these will be Treasury bonds or mortgage-backed securities, not stocks trading at 150 - 200 P/E.

The policy of low or negative interest rates will only become effective once we have a bottom.

[Anonymous No.19664680]

>>19664632
march 2020

[Anonymous No.19664682]

>>19664650
priced in

[Anonymous No.19664685]

>>19664414
What the fuck is this picture

[Anonymous No.19664686]

>>19664650
corona-chan would like to have a word with you

[Anonymous No.19664691]

>>19664650
We just had massive riots and the BLM movement is tearing America apart. Also, there's the Coronavirus part 2 fears. I imagine it will even out and start rising again around Wednesday next week, although I base that timeline on absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.19664692]

>>19664593
I got in at 6.5-7....300 shares. Gonna sit now no sense in dumping at a loss. If it gets close enough to where I bought might dump.

[Anonymous No.19664696]

>>19664654
How can they be so dumb?

[Anonymous No.19664698]

>>19664627
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19664710]

>>19664674
this

[Anonymous No.19664714]

>just - 0.20% away from a breaker on the S&P

My penis is very erect.

[Anonymous No.19664715]

>>19664653
NOG

[Anonymous No.19664718]

Should i use warrants?

[Anonymous No.19664719]

>>19664676
So is JPM and WFC bad investments at this time?

[Anonymous No.19664725]

member when the zoomers were saying how dumb Warren Buffet was at the end of last week? That was my sell sign

[Anonymous No.19664727]

>>19664515
Kek, I bought stobks early today before the crash began. Feelsgoodman.

[Anonymous No.19664728]

>>19664696
They're not dumb, they're crooks. This isn't them being naive, it's them trying to manipulate the market.

[Anonymous No.19664734]

>>19664714
breaker is 7%. 5% is only for futures when cash is closed

[Anonymous No.19664739]

What went wrong bullbros...

[Anonymous No.19664740]

>>19663997
Where are the fuckers who told me to buy CEQP and CORR last Friday? Where the fuck are they?

[Anonymous No.19664742]

>V SHAPED RECOVERY

[Anonymous No.19664743]

>>19664719
short term, yes. overall no.

[Anonymous No.19664744]

Let it go back up, you dirty bobos.

[Anonymous No.19664745]

5%

ONLY 5 FUCKING PERCENT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19664747]

>>19664696
That NASDAQ rise is literally a handful of companies anyway

Google, Amazon, Apple, Facebook and Microsoft - all either make things in China, sell things from China or use Pajeets as cheap labor

[Anonymous No.19664748]

>>19664739
You got too cocky

[Anonymous No.19664750]

>>19664719
https://web.archive.org/web/20200611144908/https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/coronavirus-banks-collapse/612247/

Prepare for the disclosure of really bad VIE losses if holding banks

[Anonymous No.19664754]

>>19664686
Corona will never FUD the market again anywhere near what happened the first time. I hope everyone here realizes this. I know we all shitpost all kinds of whaky shit just for fun, but anyone who truly believes that the market will ever react to corona again anywhere near the way it did originally when it was a truly unknown quantity and everything was forced to fully shut down, is absolutely braindead and deserves to lose all their money.

Ok. Off to lunch for real. GL anons.

[Anonymous No.19664756]

>>19664714
It's at -7% you retard.

[Anonymous No.19664767]

>>19664476
Honestly, even if stocks never recovered and I had to close at a $100 loss $900 down from the Monday peak I was too dumb to sell, I'll take it if it means the fucking pedoweebs get thinned out and kill themselves.
But the prospect of getting up far higher than that on SSL AND having most of the pedoweebs washed the fuck out is even more reason to grin.
God damn I love year-outlook investing.

[Anonymous No.19664770]

>>19664714
do it.

[Anonymous No.19664772]

I'm up 10%

DAILY REMINDER: Blame YOURSELF.

Don't blame Jerome. Don't blame anons. Don't blame panic sellers. Don't blame Jews. Don't blame Niggers. Don't blame Trump.

IT'S YOUR FAULT. If you don't learn this lesson you will never make it.

>dipshit
>bring on that sweet COPE

[Anonymous No.19664774]

>>19664742
they didn't tell us there would be multiple v's

[Anonymous No.19664775]

I tried telling you dumb fucking bullniggers. I hope you're legitimately ruined.

[Anonymous No.19664781]

>>19664715
I first thought you were talking about joggers kek.

[Anonymous No.19664782]

>>19664714
False, as usual, bobo.

[Anonymous No.19664785]

>>19664740
Tone, how come the big nose tribe never to be seen again when the deal is bad?

[Anonymous No.19664787]

fucked up and didn’t buy Tvix what are we thinking crab green tomorrow or another drop?

[Anonymous No.19664788]

>>19664442
>Everything is up for sale now, if you missed the dips in May, now is the best time to buy
The best time this week, yes. It will be even better after the market is done crashing another 70% although this could take years.
The good news is that bitcoin still works.

[Anonymous No.19664794]

I should have bought 3 times as much as I did in March instead of being conservative. Buy this dip or ride it out and see if it falls further?

[Anonymous No.19664799]

>>19664745
walter, fuck off
no one cares about your twitter account
eat shit faggot

[Anonymous No.19664801]

>>19664775
>I hope you're legitimately ruined.
I'm not.
Does this enrage you?

[Anonymous No.19664803]

My schizophrenic uncle had a PhD in finance, economics, and quantum theory. He is unable to talk about anything besides these topics which is why my family try to keep me away from him for the majority of my life. He passed away years ago but there was one tangent in particular that stood out to me more than anything else. He said that the single most important thing he ever learned was that the market prices events in years before they happen. What you're seeing isn't a reaction to recent events, rather events that have yet to happen. This is what is meant by 'priced in'. He insisted that people are right to use the phrase when referring to the market's reaction to events, but that they were wrong about the timing. This was always something that spooked me out the most. He passed away from unknown causes shortly afterwards. I remember his colleague also died at a very young age.

[Anonymous No.19664805]

https://youtu.be/9kFdJfe7fZU

[Anonymous No.19664812]

>>19664196
NOT MY HECKIN HOGGGAARRRIINNOOS!!!>>19664715

[Anonymous No.19664815]

Fuck it. I'm holding all 306 shares of DAL @ 28 avg. If I sell now I'm apt to fuck myself later when it skyrockets as the year passes. I made that mistake with MRO. Bought at under 4. I sold at 6. If I'd bought more and sold later at 8.2 well I wouldn't be in DAL now in order to get my 20,000.

[Anonymous No.19664818]

>>19664060
Hey hope I’m not too late, I’ll take a box of California sushi rolls. Thanks

[Anonymous No.19664824]

>>19664794
>he thinks this is the dip
>he thinks it will be a "dip"

[Anonymous No.19664831]

>>19664568
Smae

[Anonymous No.19664837]

Anyone with half a brain knew this was coming, its hard to pull out when everyone's drunk on gains though

[Anonymous No.19664839]

imagine trying to catch falling knives.
I told you to be divested circa January 2020.
You going to listen to me this time and wait until the breakers are being thrown Friday to buy in? Blue chips only.

[Anonymous No.19664841]

>>19664300
What does crab mean ?

[Anonymous No.19664847]

>>19664719
Banks are so tied to financial assets, you're essentially invested in a mutual fund. If the market is heading down, so will the banks.

[Anonymous No.19664849]

CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY

[Anonymous No.19664851]

What's causing the sell off?

[Anonymous No.19664853]

>>19664803
started good but blew it off at the end, work on that

[Anonymous No.19664857]

>>19664579
>a period of two days
You know you're not trading futures right?
You're not cut out for watching carefully, unironically set a market sell for as long as you are able to put it out for your buy price +25% on each of those, and just check back in at the end of that max period and take your gains or if none have sold yet set it again.
Meantime do not check at all, you dummy.

[Anonymous No.19664858]

finna play MITT earnings
anyone else?

[Anonymous No.19664865]

>>19664650
im done with this gay market, its like the other anons are saying the big jews already pulled out made their money and now are making people panic sell because of a new covid19 outbreak. Didnt sell the top and lost all my gains and now im depressed ( mostly had oil stocks).

[Anonymous No.19664867]

>>19664851
Unironically this is where the market should have been since 2018 when corporate profits became stagnant.

[Anonymous No.19664872]

>>19664803
>He insisted that people are right to use the phrase when referring to the market's reaction to events, but that they were wrong about the timing.
Your larp is shit, but your post is right. We should be working on a lost decade for prices.

[Anonymous No.19664873]

If you don’t load up on AMD then you’re ngmi because you don’t understand how to make easy money.

[Anonymous No.19664877]

>>19664060
pack of cigs and a case of beer
ty anon

[Anonymous No.19664879]

Fuck it, I'm riding this baby all the way down.

[Anonymous No.19664883]

>>19664632
Just keep buying incrementally on the way down, don't get greedy and try to time it with one buy.

[Anonymous No.19664885]

i bought the top. my financials are in disarray

[Anonymous No.19664888]

>>19664666
No, options are far more degenerate. at least pharma pennies don't go to zero after a brief duration.

[Anonymous No.19664891]

>>19664841
snib

[Anonymous No.19664892]

>>19664824
>he's still larping that the country will totally collapse because of a cough

[Anonymous No.19664893]

Guys i bought SIX at top. what do

[Anonymous No.19664894]

>>19664060
One Surge soda and a box of Ouch! bubble gum, please

[Anonymous No.19664906]

>>19664060
Might be late but I'll take a raspberry slurped and a tollhouse cookie sandwich

[Anonymous No.19664905]

>thinking about buying a put
>still thinking
....
>still thining
>decide it's a good time
>immediately drops to $0.01
FUCK YOUR STUPID OPTIONS

[Anonymous No.19664908]

>>19664824
It's a dip. Just buy it faggot. If it dips tomorrow buy more.

>>19664837
Lol no they didn't. Drop is coming for no reason whatsoever, no new news developed. It is merely profit taking and then shorts cashing out their bags. I have moved into full boomer for a while now in this market, we are going full recovery. To seal the deal I even bought Monster today.

[Anonymous No.19664911]

>>19664873
AMD is going to drop a bit. Don't buy now.

[Anonymous No.19664917]

>>19664039
I made a 50% return in two hours Monday morning with a single day trade at the top of the short squeeze on oil. RIP anon better to just HODL. In the future, unless you have some kind of inside information or epiphone, I wouldn't spend more than 25% of your available funds at one time.

[Anonymous No.19664918]

Blessed upon all of you today feeling down. Do not worry the light will prevail.

[Anonymous No.19664919]

>>19664893
baghold or take a 25% loss
your choice

[Anonymous No.19664921]

>>19664914
>>19664914
>>19664914
>>19664914
new

[Anonymous No.19664925]

I went bear mode and started making money
>t.swinger

Climbed up from 8.5k, was down 3.5k in the afternoon

[Anonymous No.19664926]

>>19664891
/tv/

[Anonymous No.19664930]

>>19664891
send this nigga to /mlp/

[Anonymous No.19664938]

>>19664041
Not yet, but soon

[Anonymous No.19664939]

I have spoke with God and Terry today. I commune with them during these dark times. They have both assured me we will prevail. Stay strong my brothers.

[Anonymous No.19664942]

Why isn't it going up?????????

[Anonymous No.19664943]

>>19664873
>70 P/E
>in a "recession" (great depression : electric boogaloo)

ngmi

[Anonymous No.19664944]

>>19664891
/biz/

[Anonymous No.19664947]

what's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.19664950]

AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19664953]

>>19664891
/pol/

[Anonymous No.19664958]

>>19664891
rolling for stay on /biz/ but move to a shitcoin thread

[Anonymous No.19664961]

>>19664891

/biz/

[Anonymous No.19664969]

>>19664372
No. If we hit a breaker it’s going to be a panic selling crash, but if not it’s going to be a slow crash masterfully orchestrated to keep all the bagholders to stay in the whole way down.

[Anonymous No.19664988]

>>19664060
Fiji water and a pack of menthols ty kind sir

[Anonymous No.19665002]

>>19664781
Who's to say he's not holding some JOG as well? 100%, gun, crude oily hand emoji.
>>19664891
>>>/po/
can have it. At worst it'll buy everyone else some time.

[Anonymous No.19665004]

18 years old here is it too late to start investing?

[Anonymous No.19665010]

>>19664947
The slip-n-slide

[Anonymous No.19665015]

>>19663997
I'm fucking pissed. I've had a long limit order for TVIX at 106 last Friday it end down to 106.63 never triggered. Now it's at 165. Fuck l, I know this isn't the big second crash yet (that'll be September when Corona comes back and the fed can't beer) but fuck my portfolio could use another 4K.

[Anonymous No.19665022]

>>19664891
FUCKING DETONATE

[Anonymous No.19665086]

>>19664947
Bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.19665100]

>>19664944
kek

[Anonymous No.19665117]

>>19665004
Yeah bro I was buying naked puts by 5

[Anonymous No.19665160]

>>19664812
beat me to it

[Anonymous No.19665175]

>>19664196
puts and short calls aren't

[Anonymous No.19665184]

>>19665100
>>19665022
>>19664944
checkem this bomb belongs to /biz/ and /boz/ alone we deserve what comes next.

[Anonymous No.19665199]

>>19663997
I still bought shares yesterday and sold everything today. Got out green and I'm feeling great. Good luck baggies! Those will weight a ton soon.

[Anonymous No.19665282]

>>19665199
listen assholes i'm not the baggies but the baggies are not the villains here
fuck MM and joos

[Anonymous No.19665362]

>>19664108
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.19665370]

Next week I will post a little screenshot of SSL going up with the comment "Apologize." and you will deserve it for getting cocky based off of nothing and trying to get me to dump my bags to institutional investors. Screencap this post.

[Anonymous No.19665400]

>>19664947
Blease iron hand the needful

[Anonymous No.19665404]

>>19664891
/tv/

[Anonymous No.19665413]

>>19664041

Just bought BA @180. If you have any safer way to double your investment in a year, I'm listening.

[Anonymous No.19665451]

>>19665282
Sure sure you can hold those for while I'm look from behind. They are going to be HEAVY! I will join the party when you barely can hold them anymore :^)

[Anonymous No.19665503]

>>19665370
You better, or I will find you. I put my hooker fund into it, I'm getting it back one way or another.

[Anonymous No.19665544]

>>19665503
something something money you can't afford to lose
also stop paying women for sex, you know about masturbation right?

[Anonymous No.19665580]

>>19664873
im waiting for it to crash

[Anonymous No.19665672]

>>19665015
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I COULD HAVE FUCKING CASHED OUT TODAY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19665797]

10.5 SQQQ call July 10? Y/N

[Anonymous No.19665861]

ALL IN ON SPY PUTS!

[Anonymous No.19666032]

NEW

>>19665806
>>19665806
>>19665806

NEW

>>19665806
>>19665806
>>19665806