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RETURN TO DUST EDITION

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19662103

>> No.19662882

This is for all the bears we lost these past months. We live to short another day.

>> No.19662886
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19662886

>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK WE OPENED THE ECONOMY THE VIRUS IS OVER AND ITS DUMPING!
>*ring ring*
YOU STUPID FUCKING GOY I JUST GAVE BLM AND ISRAEL EVERYTHING THEY WANT AND THE STONKS ARE STILL BLOOD RED
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, MAKE THEM BLEED THEIR HANDS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
>*ring ring*
PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19662896

poopies haha

>> No.19662905

Getting close to be able to lose my bags. But the bottom ain't nowhere near baby

>> No.19662906
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19662906

Fuck chinamen and fuck blacks.

>> No.19662907

The bears have returned to nature, we were the virus.

>> No.19662912
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19662912

>>19662865
>went all in calls in that bullish EOD monday rally

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19662913
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19662913

Staggered $XOM limit buys.
Time for me to get back in the game.

Also, how can I filter by banking companies from China? They've been pump & dumping 25-50k volume shell companies the past few weeks.

>> No.19662917

https://web.archive.org/web/20200611144908/https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/coronavirus-banks-collapse/612247/

>> No.19662924
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>>19662882
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19662932

Has Trump considered tear gassing wall street so that nobody can trade

>> No.19662938
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19662938

who here sold the top and are now laughing in glee as robinhood retards hold our bags?

>> No.19662941

>>19662886
based blumpf poster

>> No.19662944
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>>19662886
gets me every time

>> No.19662946

the smartest thing you can do is avoid options if you arent smart enough to know how they work.

>> No.19662948

I shouldn't have taken out that $2k loan just to buy the top. I'm retarded

>> No.19662950
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19662950

Bulls....I’m sorry....they turned me into a bear

>> No.19662952
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19662952

redditfag back to flex on you guys, cant believe you missed the DD, it was soooo obvious
https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gwhycu/once_more_unto_the_marketpocalypse_breach/?sort=new

>> No.19662954

>>19662938
i sold calls at the top yesterday

>> No.19662955

>>19662906
>gif is from the late 2000s
RIP cat

>> No.19662956
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19662956

IRON HAND YOU STUPID FUCKS, YOU SELL NOW AND YOUR JUST MAKING A LOSS, WAIT AND SEE IN A YEAR. I ONLY ADVISED MY GRANDMOTHER TO WITHDRAW BECAUSE SHES OLD AND MIGHT DIE WITHIN A FEW YEARS SO LONG TERM FOR HER MAKES NO SENSE.

>> No.19662960

I can’t day trade anymore... holy fuck. I have shit for equity now. I’m so fucked

>> No.19662966

i bought the qqq top

>> No.19662967
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19662967

Tesla is a fake company with cooked books

>> No.19662972

Calls that expire in a couples months are safe....r-right?

>> No.19662976

Repent for your Market hype.

You all will suffer for your greed. This market had no business being up and you should have known better. Sell.

>> No.19662981

My accounts at $3160

if it goes to $3k today I'm selling every contract I have, lost $7k since tuesday, I KNEW I should've sold on monday

>> No.19662984

Ain't a crash until the breakers are hit. Cut it out, stop giving my dying puts false hope.

>> No.19662985

>>19662932
>implying actual humans do trading these days

>> No.19662987
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19662987

Is this whole economic dump the Democrats' new Impeachment? Are they pivoting from their totally failed strategy over the last four years to just obliterating the economy and trying to tell everyone it was Trump's fault?

>> No.19662989
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19662989

NO TIME TO FUCKING EXPLAIN
GET IN THE FUCKING BOAT

>> No.19662991

>>19662938
i would bust so much cum inside of her, any investments for this feeling bros?

>> No.19662992

>>19662886
>Jerome answers
Do you even kneel bro?

>> No.19662994

Bottoms in, time to buy the bottom.

>> No.19662996

Focus on what to buy after the crash. Is your long term plan in place? You don't want to be thinking when the bottom is in.

THINK NOW. Use the time to be prepared.

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>>19662865
>You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Warren Buffet called it "The Investor's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the investor to discipline the gambler.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>The Zoomers, the Robinhood Traders, the Fortnite Squads... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be financially ruined. The Day of the Bear is near, Pete. We will have every Zoomer in this country broke or in debt in the next 10 days, and may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gains that represent 300% of my net worth this very day if I'm wrong. God bless the American stock market.

>> No.19663013
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19663013

Lol we opened red but today is a crab day and we gonna end in the green. Tomorrow green as fuck so dont miss out.
You didnt think we would let these multi day sales last forever did you?

>> No.19663016

>>19662994
nope, circuit breaker soon

>> No.19663018

>>19662938
I kinda did. I flipped AAL for 40% last week, sold my riskier long term oil plays near the top (MRO, PSX,) and am offsetting losses in my long term oil holds (XOM, RDS.B) with TVIX to hedge. It's been going well so far.

>> No.19663021
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19663021

>>19662992
THANK YOU GOD YOU ANSWERED JEROME

KNEEL HARDER GOD DAMN IT, WE'LL KNEEL SO MUCH THE BLACKS WILL HELP PUMP THE PRINTERS

>> No.19663026
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19663026

>>19662992
cringe

>> No.19663037 [DELETED] 

>Market is pricing in Jerome being fired because he waded into politics

Literally a nothingburger.

>> No.19663041
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19663041

>>19662865
I love going to stocktwits whenever there is a huge dump like this. It’s the absolutely perfect place to watch how the average retarded “buys the top and sells the bottom” shitty boomer trader reacts whenever it happens. The level of delusion is glorious, i literally stroke my dick while watching the comments. This is great for the market because it is going to flush down all the turd at once and the next rally is going to be the REAL rally while dumb money panic sold the bottom and will be too afraid to enter the market again.

>> No.19663042
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>>19662955
Just buy a new one with your gains.

>> No.19663046

GUYS A LITTLE PUMP IS INEVITABLE RIGHT?!

>> No.19663047
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19663047

Praise be to Kek that the market will turn green and that CHAZ will devolve into cannibalism.

>> No.19663052

>>19663013
its literally against the law to lose twice in a row, everyone knows that

>> No.19663056

>>19662989
>zoom
lol

>> No.19663061

>>19662989
Every day I regret ever abandoning tech

>> No.19663065

TVIX now!

>> No.19663066

why is there not a single story in the mainstream news about this crash?

>> No.19663070

Just circuit breaker already

>> No.19663073

Cruising hard on WINS

>> No.19663075

>>19662865
>GENTLEMEN, FIX BAYONETS, WE’RE SKEWERING CHINKS Edition

>> No.19663077
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19663077

>>19662865
>you will get a chance to buy the 12000 dip

>> No.19663082

>>19662865
>lost 760 trying to BULL
>Switch to BEAR today
>already making my money 50 dollars this past hour
Ok, I'm #teambear now

>> No.19663087
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19663087

>>19662989
>zoom
the shill image to top all shill images

>> No.19663090

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jerome! You were meant to be the chosen one.

>> No.19663091
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>>19663041
BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I CANT STOP LAUGHING

>> No.19663093

>>19662987
its called a market correction on shit fundamentals and an overvalued market you retard

>> No.19663096
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19663096

I've lost 25% this week

>> No.19663101

>>19663056
That stock doesn't give a fuck about what's going on.

>> No.19663102

Excerpt on wikipedia from the 2020 stock market crash:

>Since late March, the crash entered into its first stock market crash rally on hopes of a coronavirus vaccine and economic recovery, however many have warned that it is a classical bear market trap and in June, long-short momentum plumeted similarily to levels seen in 2002 and 2008. Many economists hold the belief that the stock market will continue to crash in June or July.[18][19][20][21]

I'm really liking this timeline.

April showers, May flowers. June gloom... July? Doom.

>> No.19663103

Time to test the thread for robinkiddies

*ahem*

Buffet was right about airlines

>> No.19663115

>>19663070
it's not anywhere close to volatile enough for a circuit break you dumb zoomer

>> No.19663117
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19663117

>>19663066
Because the niggers are mad so we need to ignore everything real and talk about that, what a cool civilization we live in...

>> No.19663121 [DELETED] 

>>19663093
It’s 100% fake news

>> No.19663128

>>19663066
joos trickery

>> No.19663130

>>19662960
If your system can't accommodate dips you need to revise it. It's not like this is such a huge dump you have to lose money, and if that's going on you just sit out a bit if you're worried you can't trade the drop.

>> No.19663132
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19663132

>buy tvix premarket
>sell when it goes down
>buy tqqq because crash canceled
>sell when it goes down
I'm fucking dumb

>> No.19663133

>>19663073
I was literally about to post wondering why nobody is posting about that shit. Guess most people here missed the boat.

>> No.19663136
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19663136

JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
>JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
>JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
>JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
>JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
>JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
>JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY

>> No.19663138

>>19663042
>gains
Imblying

>> No.19663140
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19663140

>Dow -5%
I can fucking taste it. Dow 20K EOM.

>> No.19663142

STOP SELLING NOW!

>> No.19663144
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19663144

>>19662865
TVIX going to $1,000 again?

>> No.19663145

>>19663066
Cause that doesn't fit the media "hurr durr look how much money billionaire x is making off of your labor!!" narrative

They'll make a story in a month or so that'll be to the effect of "billionaire x made 2 billion dollars since june 10 while americans went hungry!!" while conveniently leaving aside that all that happened is the market went down and up

>> No.19663149

>>19663103
Indeed, so is Berkshire Hathaway

>> No.19663151

Bears are getting too cocky.
Not even below $300 yet so fuck off.

>> No.19663152
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19663152

I push my tendies into my eyeeeesss~~~
Its the only way to... oh wait nvm I sold on monday and bought SQQQ yesterday.

>> No.19663153

>>19662987
yes, glad someone else sees this

oh yeah and they are also burning cities down and killing people

>> No.19663157
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19663157

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
FUCKING POP THIS NORMIE BUBBLE
YAYAYAYAYAYYA

>> No.19663163

Just checked the dj
What the fuck happened today?
I hope your stops helped you?

>> No.19663165

>>19663145
someone think of the poor billionaires.

>> No.19663171

>>19663091
pajeets deserve it
sad that they can't buy the loo with their gains

>> No.19663173
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19663173

I'm getting the urge

>> No.19663174

Why is this allowed?

>> No.19663175

>>19663103
Yeah. He's p bearish on oil too IIRC. Makes me nervous

>> No.19663185

>>19663093
>stocks still down 70% over only 6 months of no business
>overvalued

>> No.19663186
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>>19663082
This. Bear mode.
Can’t sell DAL options, since I bought today. Will sell it tomorrow

>> No.19663190
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19663190

Reminder that one day is not a trend. Imagine all the weal hands selling after Powell said low rates through 2021 and INCREASING buying of securities!

>> No.19663192

>>19663133
I’m just trying to decide if I want to keep riding. I can only hold so much WINS.

>> No.19663191
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19663191

I hate zoomers.

>> No.19663194

>>19663066
Because it is real and they don't want retail investors to see it? How do you think the mainstream media works? If you see something in the news, it's too late you are just being sold a product.

>> No.19663195

>Jerome ends QE and Trump lies about the job report
>stonks start dumping

lmao the Economy is in a Catch-22. There is no way the economy is going to get better. They either pump this shit to Weimar inflation or let it crash and burn

>> No.19663196

>>19663145
>simping for billionaires
yikes!

>> No.19663197
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19663197

>it's going all the way down this time!! haha get fucked bulls!

>> No.19663198

>>19663173
Don't do it
Just DCA limit buy the actual stock you dumbass

>> No.19663201

Keep selling, guys.
We need to go lower.

>> No.19663205

>>19663093
The market is undervalued if you account for 0% interest

>> No.19663210

>>19662987
This is retarded

>> No.19663216

If it continues to drop like this it would be near 24500 by the tome the market close?

>> No.19663221

buy SPY calls 2 weeks out

>> No.19663223

>>19663140
12k Dow in July, baby!

>> No.19663229

>>19663073
>>19663133
>>19663192
What the fuck happened here?

>> No.19663230

BUY NOW TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN BUY BUY BUY THE DIP

>> No.19663232

When does it stop?

>> No.19663235

>>19662989
>mostly overvalued and stagnant meme shit
>economic reality
nice meme

>> No.19663236
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>>19662938
I sold near the peak. Feeling pretty good.

>> No.19663237

>>19663165
>>19663196
>being poor
Yikes. Go back to McDonalds.

>> No.19663240

SHOULD I SELL MY FUCKING AMAZON STOCKS FUCK ME JUST FUCK ME!!! ANSWER SOMEONE FUUUCKK

>> No.19663242
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19663242

>market drops 600
>went to bed thinking "uhm, cant get worse"
>woke up
>market -1000
>went to take piss, market -1500


Damm, what are we buying at a discount, anonitos?

>> No.19663248
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19663248

>>19662865
BULL LIVES MATTER

>> No.19663249

>>19663195
THE END OF AN EMPIRE AND I'M WATCHING IT IN REAL TIME. THIS IS SO CASH

>> No.19663251

>>19663145
They are also worried that the goyim will realize BLM riots and the Covid spread inuring from them is the cause

>> No.19663257

Literally and unironically back to the retard strength crab house of 280-310 SPY

>> No.19663258
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>>19663191
baste

>> No.19663259

Just got my puts in boys, we pump now.

>> No.19663261

WHERE IS THE CIRCUT BREAKER?

>> No.19663262

>>19663210
Did you also think Adam Schiff was a completely unbiased chairman throughout the impeachment proceedings?

>> No.19663263

>>19663240
Be glad you own a retard strength stock like amazon that only goes up

>> No.19663268

>That -1488 Dow

>> No.19663272

so next time the market takes a shit, i should just buy SPY puts in the morning and sell like 4 hours later?

>> No.19663274

>>19663192
chinks are degenerates

>> No.19663275

>>19663240
Sell it all

>> No.19663277

>>19663242
Your boypussy when you'll be forced to put it on the market to survive

>> No.19663282

so what happened to cause this?

>> No.19663283

Tanker stocks are so useless. They have only made money from covid and their business outlook looks better than most. They didn't even pump with that bullshit rally but you bet they'll dump.

>> No.19663289

>close my eyes for a second
>dow is down 1400
>close my eyes for another second
>dow is down 1500
>it's only 1pm

i love living in reality

>> No.19663292

>>19662956
Iron hands are overrated. I got sticky hands. I'm buying more of my portfolio

>> No.19663295

>that ENORMOUS pump and dump on Boeing

>> No.19663299

how much do you think trump is seething right now after going on for weeks about muh v-shaped recovery?

>> No.19663302

>>19663197
>wipes 2 days of gains
>end of times
bobos deserve the rope

>> No.19663301 [DELETED] 

>>19663251
Not a single person will comply with stay at home since niggers and communists can go out in mass gatherings with government protection.

This could be the thing that really pushes normal America over the edge.
>you can’t work or feed your family
>your business must stay closed
>but those niggers looting your business are fine

>> No.19663308

>>19663262
No

>> No.19663312
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19663312

>>19663144
It's going back to $1m. We're going to be rich

>> No.19663313

>>19663242
I'm buying more SKYW. I don't know why people are all in on bag holders like United and Delta when SkyWest handles all the domestic flights [which are the only ones happening right now]

>> No.19663316

>>19663261
stop acting like a fucking retard

>> No.19663317
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19663317

WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.19663318

>>19663282
Have you been in a coma for 4 months?

>> No.19663326
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>happened to go to some weird blog explaining why stocks were about to go red, don't believe it but decide to keep an eye on it, just in case
>tfw managed to sell most of it before it went red

That was a close one!

>> No.19663327

>>19663282
shaking out weak hands for the next leg up. Fed is still buying trillions in securities.

>> No.19663333

>>19663282
fed pump ended
riots and Covid
Trump being a fucking idiot

>> No.19663336

>>19663198
I didn't buy when all of you shitters did.

>> No.19663339
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>>19662987
Same playbook as the 1968 Democratic riots.

>> No.19663345

>>19663190
>ne all the weal hands selling after Powell said low rates through 2021 and INCREASING buying of securities!
this, the fed just doubled down as a sponge

>> No.19663346

>>19663282
Fedniggers talking about street niggers.

>> No.19663353

>>19663308
Then you should see the obvious pandering going on by the left and how they're loading up on as much ammunition as possible to blame all of this on Trump right before the election. Not even a Trump supporter but the left's clear shilling for the last four years has been sad

>> No.19663358 [DELETED] 

>>19663345
And yet even with that extremely bullish news the fed saying they fucking love niggers crashed the market

>> No.19663359

>>19663282
YESTERDAY THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK ANNOUNCED HE LOVES NIGGERS AND WILL MAKE MONETARY POLICY FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BASED ON THESE FEELINGS. ON LIVE TV. TRUMP DIDNT FIRE HIM IMMEDIATELY AND NOW WE ARE HERE

>> No.19663363

>>19662987
>coping this hard

>> No.19663364

Sold like a month ago so I missed out on the pump, but I'll feel better if this crash goes lower than the earlier one.

>> No.19663366

>>19662886
based

>> No.19663369

>>19663282

Jews

>> No.19663376

max out your margin and buy the dip coward

>> No.19663378
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19663378

YOU LAUGHED AT ME FOR BAGHOLDING SQQQ

LOOKS LIKE GREEN IS BACK ON THE MENU

>> No.19663377 [DELETED] 

>>19663359
Yeah he basically said “Let’s use the fed to help niggers and women”

>> No.19663380
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19663380

>everything going down but my HUYA is spiking
Im being saved by chinese zoomers.

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>>19663363
Relax bro, let him cope. Remember, it's cope or rope

>> No.19663382

RAIN ON ME
ME
ME
ME
I'D RATHER BE DRY, BUT AT LEAST I'M ALIVE
RAIN
ON ME
ME
ME
ME

>> No.19663383

>>19663345
Market doesn't care about mortgage backed securities. They want more sugar for equities. Pow basically told them no more sugar until 2022.

>> No.19663385

FUCK ME FUCK ME

>> No.19663387

>>19663345
wow it's almost like there are serious underlying problems beyond the interest rate

>> No.19663388

>>19663282
A fucking 50%+ rise in the S&P in less than 3 months.

It’s not anyone’s fault it’s not a news article.

People take profits.

>> No.19663389

PLEASE SOMEBODY FIND UNLIMITED ENERGY OR TIME TRAVEL RIGHT NOW SO STONKS GO +12%

>> No.19663396

>>19663283
good news = dump
bad news = dump
They don't think it be like it do, but it is. They'll have their day eventually with the orderbook as it is, unironically just hodl and passively grow your shares through divvies until then, the crashing price allows you to do that pretty efficiently.

>> No.19663399

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
YOU CHOSE NOT TO

>> No.19663403

>tfw you are down less than the indexes are down
I’m suck a good stock picker

>> No.19663408

DONALD DUMP

DONALD DUMP

>> No.19663410

>>19663359
Facebook Fudd please go home

>> No.19663411 [DELETED] 

>>19663383
What the fuck? You’re retarded. No he didn’t. Shut the fuck up retard

>> No.19663418

>>19663389
found it
hodl til next month

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19663422

Who else /cashedoutearly/ here?
Im leaving this with profits.

Already thinking about how ill use my gains to buy your bags

>> No.19663424

Pull backs over

>> No.19663429

>>19663363
>>19663381
I bought stocks for long holds when they were cheap, a couple red days are normal if you're long. I just think it's sad to see career politicians play stupid games just to get points so they can keep playing stupid games. They're all fucking millionaires anyway

>> No.19663431

>>19663364
Idk if it will be lower but I can tell you whatever recovery happens will be much longer and much less steep than the last one. Retail investors are losing their ass and aren't going to want back in for quite a while.

>> No.19663436

>>19663301
Agreed, but leftist entrenched corporate trusts can still coordinate limited economic activity until after the election, which can affect spending and cash flow

>> No.19663440

>>19663221
nah that's tomorrow's play

>> No.19663441

why is /smg/ full of spergs today?
it's like half of you weren't even here in march

>> No.19663456

Well Hi 4chan,

Senior Advisor at Goldman Sachs here. I heard about this place so I decided to come check it out. Pretty interesting deal, I'm impressed. Ok, cya later.

>> No.19663468

mmm tasty vix options

>> No.19663475
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19663475

I'm feeling a rebound this evening into tomorrow with the real dump starting Monday or Tuesday. Remember lads, never trade with a bias.

>> No.19663480

>>19662967
Hahaha Hahaha bwahahaha

>> No.19663481

>>19663441
literally everyone bought the dip, or tried to. And the government gave a bunch of us free money.

>> No.19663485

>>19663456
Are you the one with the cum rag of a daughter or did that guy coof himself to death?

>> No.19663486

>>19663475
But MUH TRUMPERINO

>> No.19663488

>>19663268
>his spirit lives and haunts greedy jews to this very day

>> No.19663490
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19663490

Market is going to drop another 20%+ from here

Hope your ready

>> No.19663492

How low are we going anons?

>> No.19663498

Those shitcoins are starting to look attractive right now

>> No.19663499

>>19663091
He pointed out support at 300. Currently it's still above 300. Where' the joke?

>> No.19663500

>>19663383
You are dumb.

>> No.19663501

>>19663490
Idiot

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>>19663475
Nah, nothing to rebound on until S&P 2800.

>> No.19663510 [DELETED] 

>>19663490
If that happens the last of our worries will be numbers on a screen, trust me

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>>19663441
its retard redditors to post "le epin wojak face" and discord zoomers doing gay trolling ops "like a effin boss"

>> No.19663514

>>19663492
280 is the absolute last support on SPY and it is STUPID strong. If we get through that then revisiting March lows is on the table.

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>>19663492
not much further, we're at 5.3% down right now.
i'm betting we stop at about 6.5% tomorrow

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>>19663163
Jews. Also overnight crew went to some considerable lengths to create a substantial gap down open, thereby circumventing the more conservative stop losses on the books to go further down. Like i said in last thread, dirty. Ostensibly designed to create as much panic selling as possible.

This is also shit as it doesn't make for a good tactical short entry. I don't know what to expect from things tomorrow at all.

>> No.19663521

>>19663282
The Fed said something positive about niggers

>> No.19663531
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>>19663282
>25% unemployment
>Joggers rioting and looting everything
>trump not doing shit
>the fed printing infinite money
>the oil pricewar the saudis and russia are in
>the global plague infecting millions
>the complete breakdown of trust in any institutions
>an election between to senile retards
pick one or more!

>> No.19663532

>>19663492
DJ probably to 15k ish
just because every is tired of living in fear doesn't mean it is not a total disaster.

>> No.19663546

What’s a good gold backed share with certified physical gold. I heard GLDM and GLD DONT certify they have gold backing

>> No.19663549 [DELETED] 

>>19663531
>muh plague

Yikes, imagine being this bluepilled

>> No.19663554

>>19663410
? It’s not fud it’s reality. I was here yesterday with the other big brains who were watching it real time. Fuck off this faggot cost me 20 large in less than 24 hours and his head needs to be on a fucking stake

>> No.19663555
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19663555

Buy AMT EQIX V COST NEE LMT SPGI ASML CDNS on as much margin as you can obtain and walk away.

>> No.19663575

one little pump so I can dump everything and go to cash! please Jerome! please Jeromie be a homie..

>> No.19663579

How do I order booze to my house, my car is broken right now and I don't want to walk to the gas station and I need more booze to erase these loss feels

>> No.19663582

>>19663242
Probably gonna do some airlines again once i get the go on reentry. Maybe more tech exposure this time though.

>> No.19663584

>>19663531
>buying into msm clickbait drama
ayy lmao
I for one welcome the headline driven market

>> No.19663585

>>19663546
BTC

>> No.19663597

>>19663282
Everyone is waking up to the fact that the empire is falling and all your "wealth" is artificial

>> No.19663600

>>19663282
Rioters doubling down because Father's Day is racist

>> No.19663602

>>19663429
Same bro. I'm still up over 100% on my holds. I bought at the absolute bottom (literally) and haven't made a single trade since. What these threads have shown me more than anything is how many people day trade when they should just be value buying and relaxing. Besides, longer time horizons give retail traders a much more even playing field against institutions. Stocks 101.

>> No.19663606

>>19663579
Do a futures contract with a hobo

>> No.19663612

So basically we will go down to 300, crab for a week and be back to 320 by august?

>> No.19663623

>>19663575
lol, you know you won't go into cash my greedy friend

>> No.19663626

>Brokers
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>Educational Sites
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https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
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>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
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>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19662103 (Cross-thread)

>> No.19663628

>>19663612
hey, thats my plan!

>> No.19663629

>>19663579
Drizly app

>> No.19663632

>>19662917
good article. Thanks

>> No.19663639

>>19663612
fucking accurate
literally just look may chart

>> No.19663643

Heh, bonds keeping me in the green today. And y'all had the NERVE to call ME a boomer!

>> No.19663644

>>19663606
I'm out in the boonies, no bums around here

>also in highschool I used to go downtown and get hammered with hobos and it was really fun

>> No.19663645

>>19663531
Lets not forget about seattle's anarchy zone that blm and anitfa are trying to start up more of in other cities

>> No.19663646

>>19663612
We Crab until the election.>>19663612

>> No.19663658

>>19663612
We’ll be over 400 by August

>> No.19663660

>>19662938
Sold Wends morning only kept half my gains fuggggh. Still made 4k

>> No.19663662

>>19662987
>failed strategy
Everything they "failed" at was calculated and part of the plan. The strategy was to ensure Trump gained as little new support from the center and center-left population as possible for three years until they pull out the guns at the tailend of the election year. That's why the kept piling on artificial controversy after controversy for three years straight even if they knew it wouldn't lead to anything in the short term.

>> No.19663665

>>19663612
more like 330 by july

>> No.19663671
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This is more than a market cooling.... changing the momentum isn't going to happen quickly

It doesn't recover above this dip for months

>> No.19663674

>>19663584
You are retarded.

You sound like that Woman in World War Z that didn't believe in the crisis until zombies were breaking through the glass panel window.
>MUH GREEN MARKET

fool

>> No.19663678
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if I wan't a dividend growth investor, pic related would probably bother me. it doesn't.

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19663681

SPY predictions EOD? I need to call my broker, she would know what to do

>> No.19663689

>>19663632
np laddie, scared the shit out of me desu
>Loan defaults are already happening. There were more in April than ever before. It will only get worse from here.

>> No.19663692

>>19663671
permaloss shouldn't give advice or reader should inverse always

>> No.19663693
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>>19662865
You missed the March dip, now is your chance. This is the final stop.

>> No.19663698

>>19663658
We'll be under 200 by august.

>> No.19663700

>>19663681
>she
holy shit do you have a photo of her pubes

>> No.19663706
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19663706

Yeah it's time. IVR gigachads assemble.

>> No.19663711

>>19663678
Do The DEW

>> No.19663713

What's the take on XOM guys? Looking good on the dip.

>> No.19663714

>>19663681
$275

>> No.19663717

>>19663693
bottom on the chad 2000 is in. I think I'm going to have to eat my losses on the short position I just opened.

>> No.19663718

>>19663665
Easily

>> No.19663720

>>19663629

>that $50 dollar minimum

I might just order an uber to the gas station, give the guy cash to take me back home or just walk back if he won't, I just hate walking up hills

>> No.19663723

You bull niggers should've done puts. If the market wasn't going to crash, you'd be down but employed. Now you'll be unemployed and penniless too. Many such cases. Sad!

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>>19663693
I thought that yesterday

>> No.19663730

>>19663492
Looooooooooooooooooowwwww

>> No.19663733

>>19663693
Telling people to buy at the near top is not cool

>> No.19663734
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>> No.19663745

who /DFEN/ here?

>> No.19663750

>>19663282
Q and A during fed press release. Many loaded questions like "do you think the market recovered too fast, and is now gonna crash? Are we in a bubble? etc." J Pow avoids every question and doesnt mention stonks once.

>> No.19663752
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>>19662857
oh no no no no no no

>> No.19663755

>>19663713
I'm a huge fan of XOM and it is my largest holding. I would say wait. I'm looking to add at $43.00

>> No.19663757

>>19662985
GAS THE ALGOS

>> No.19663759

>>19663733
>>19663722
i am not enticing anyone to buy now, the dip will get worse, but once it is cheap enough, or at least back to April prices then that is your signal to buy. also only idiots and gamblers daytrade.

>> No.19663764

>>19663623
Just to get rid of my meme stocks... only 80% of my portfolio

>> No.19663765

>>19663312
go back

>> No.19663768
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19663768

Am i safe bros...

>> No.19663771

>>19663745
Too much BA exposure. I just hold LMT instead

>> No.19663781

>>19663752
I'm down more than that. Or I would be, if I sold. Which I won't.

>> No.19663784

>>19663771
whats wrong with BA?

>> No.19663786

>>19663755
Yeah, it looks pretty strong. I might buy now and just wait until next year for oil to start picking up.

>> No.19663787
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19663787

this was only yesterday

>Day trading has surged because people are stuck at home during the pandemic, there are few live sports to gamble on, and zero-commission trading is available on several platforms, Cuban said.

"You can also make the argument that this whole run-up is just buying the rumor," Cuban said. "Once we start to really have definitive data on the other side, people are going to sell on the news, and if I had to make a bet, that's it."
A key question is how many workers will be rehired and how consumer spending will fare once enhanced unemployment benefits end on July 31, Cuban added.

"We don't know if all the jobs are going to be there, and we don't know what happens with demand," he said. "I don't think the market is truly understanding the challenges that we may be facing."

>> No.19663790

Im going to wait until this crash finishes, Im thinking this time next week to starting accumulating dip stuff. Whats a comfy place to put my entire portfolio until then? Im 100 percent cash rn

>> No.19663793
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19663793

>>19663768

>> No.19663794

>>19663759
based DD

>> No.19663801

>>19663768
you finna oughta get dabbed on

>> No.19663818

>>19663768
yeah

>>19663784
It crabs too much which is bad for 3x ETF. You want steady upward movement like TQQQ.

>> No.19663819
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>>19663734
Diamond-encrusted adamantium support at 300. Next resistance at 340

>> No.19663824

>>19663689
Well yeah.

On one of my last courses we were supposed to do a light credit analysis of a real loan application for an intl. company.

Being a bit autistic, i looked at their revenues and projections, cut their growth rate by like 50% and kept the costs rising on par.

They made a loss for every projected year. Keep in mind that this was just less revenue, like 10% max for my "worst" projection.


How many companies right now would be happy to have "only" 70% of their last 3yr average yearly revenues for 2020?

Oh lawd he comin

>> No.19663830
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19663830

>Hello JP Morgan? Yes, I would like to short the entire stock market

>> No.19663839

>IVR slowly moving up

Come on you son of a bitch I know you can do it

In other news I'm down 1/3rd of where I was on Friday. Down close to 10,000.

>> No.19663840

>>19663786
If you're looking to LT hold it, which I am doing but just trying to maximize my gains, I would say go for it. Div yield 7% on a quarter trillion dollar company who had a higher credit rating than the US government not so long ago.

>> No.19663843

>>19663093
Now compare the current index prices to the total money supply from today to that of, say, 2005.
Then return here and say again that it's overvalued.

>> No.19663844
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HOLD ON TIGHT, BOYS! YOU GOTTA THINK LONG TERM! IRON HANDS! DO NOT PANIC

>> No.19663845
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19663845

IS THE PRINTER BACK ON?

OR IS IT A DCB?

>> No.19663847

>>19663689
You can also look into how car financing has been collateralized and how long current loan duration terms are.

I think that thats next.

>> No.19663848

>>19663787
That fag has been wrong so many times it's just a joke. Sure, retail investors will probably freak the fuck out because of stuff like today, but all the institutional money is holding millions of shares for the long term. I also doubt that enhanced unemployment will end 100%, they're just going to drag any decision out until the 11th hour and have to keep paying people unless they want more riots

>> No.19663850

>>19663326
source pls

>> No.19663855
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19663855

How do I short myself for making stupid investments?

>> No.19663861

>>19663839
I've lost all gains I've made the last two weeks

>> No.19663867
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19663867

>>19663768
Yes.

>> No.19663868

>>19662989
I don't see AMD in that boat. this thing won't budge.

>> No.19663870

>>19663855

By continuing to do what you’re doing and not learning from it

>> No.19663871

>missed out on a 5x and instead got a 0x because of 1 minute of doubt.
Pattern Day Trader "protection" is the most evil shit ever. Locks you into mistakes because you are poor and so you deserve it.

>> No.19663874

ITS GOING BACK UP SCREEN CAP ME AND FUCK YOU

>> No.19663879

>Had bought a $15 NWL call for $190 a few days ago near the peak.
Fuck.

>> No.19663887

>>19663868
AMD is a shitcoin

>> No.19663902

>>19663706
Bagholders anonymous reporting in 6.25 average

>> No.19663903

>>19663867
>he's still holding onto his 400 SPY calls

I got out of mine after I tripled up.

>> No.19663905

You have 3 seconds to convince me not to buy $315 SPY calls for 6/19

>> No.19663910

>>19663824
>They made a loss for every projected year. Keep in mind that this was just less revenue, like 10% max for my "worst" projection.
We fucked

>> No.19663914

>>19663602
What did u buy?

>> No.19663921

SNEED

>> No.19663925

I invested on Friday. Just cuck my shit to hell

>> No.19663931

>>19663905
I think 6/19 is a bit too soon, but otherwise it's good.

>> No.19663934

>>19663903
I’m not selling till 420 minimum

>> No.19663935

>>19663905

Degenerate gamblers always lose in the end

>> No.19663936

>>19663902
>>19663706
Here at a $4.95 average, holding

I think it's hilarious that one of my only green stocks is Chewy

>> No.19663938

>>19663905
Vol will contract and your premium, too.

>> No.19663943

>>19663510
Drop 20% is not only 20% will remain

>> No.19663948
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>>19663066
what are you talking about? Marketwatch is mainstream

>>19663887
AMD is winning no matter what, datacenter contracts, supplies Xbox and PS5 hardware. they are playing a jewish tier game and on the long term it can't lose.

>>19662944
my god she is ultra cute, and i mean it in an innocent way. fuck loneliness.

>> No.19663963

I am going to stick all my cash into one stock for the next week which one is it

AMZN or BABA

>> No.19663966
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>>19663874
But what about tomorrow?

>> No.19663967

>>19663787
This is such a stupid take. Everyone is trading because we all have pocket computers and $0 trades with access to unlimited information. It's not the 60's anymore where you get the tickers off the fucking newspaper.

>> No.19663977

>>19663963
BABA has too much ADR risk. Go with AMZN

>> No.19663978

head and shoulders continuation on the Chad 2000 downward movement

>> No.19663979

>>19663845
batman

>> No.19663983

>>19663967
Cuban is a deepstate faggot who wants you to be poor. None of these people are organic and all of them want to maintain their privilege

>> No.19663995

what are some good penny stocks getting ready to run soon? Desperate times call for drastic measures.. Soon as DAL hits 32 I'll sell the whole 306 share nut and roll into the penny stock for a nice quick fast gain. I want my fat bag w/20,000 inside and I'm willing to do the penny stock deal if it'll get me my fat baggie.

>> No.19663998

>>19662967
lulz

>>19663041
poast a link my bearbro

>>19663096
uh oh stinky

>>19663102
note the sudden lack of vaccine hype. it's almost like the goyrona was a hoax all along.

>> No.19664000

Second outbreak confirmed. Cashies gonna won this one

>> No.19664004

>>19663861
Maybe try not dumping money into literally bankrupt companies that are being pumped. Fucking retard

>> No.19664006

>>19663997
>>19663997
>>19663997
new

>> No.19664009

>>19663963
>one stock for the next week
>one stock
inb4 red wojak

>> No.19664011

TVIX.
Hold overnight while in a crash or sell before close as always?

>> No.19664014

>>19663678
shill me your top dividend picks. I'm done with meme stocks

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>>19663948
you gotta watch the entire interview bro
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=fydNKxcpNE4

>> No.19664017

>>19663963
NOG or RIOT

>> No.19664021

>>19663824
Hear me out anon. I realize this may sound insane, but just hear me out.

What if. Just maybe. What if just maybe companies could also reduce overhead in a contraction.

>> No.19664022

>>19663948
>Jpow: "Well I dunno, it'll take time of course."
>Brainletwatch: GRIM. ECONOMIC. OUTLOOK.

>> No.19664028

>>19663874

It always goes back up. And then down, and then up again, and then down or up some more. That’s like predicting the sun will rise, or that you’re going to continue to be a fag, or that I’m going to fuck an obese woman this weekend.

>> No.19664030

>>19663967
problem is none of the talking heads can accept this, rather than invest accordingly they complain about it. it's really really fucking annoying. they actually get mad when the market is up now, which is telling.

>> No.19664033

>>19664000
Well, in some places but not others. My county of 1.2 million (Allegheny, Pittsburgh metro area) is only having less than 20 new cases per day. I go out shopping and see damn near 100% mask usage.It really works.

>> No.19664035

>>19664014
ENB, ET, AVGO

>> No.19664048

>>19664004
I turned $900 into $10k faggot, I just got greedy and didn't sell monday or tuesday

>> No.19664050

>>19663674

joggers justify opening more than anything else because if they are allowed to do what they are doing and everyone is supporting them and treating kung flu like it's a myth which it very well appears to be. that's extremely bullish.

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I just sold everything for you guys. That should be the bottom.

>> No.19664063

>>19663914
I bought shit with huge capital investments and massive barriers to entry. Cruise lines, hotels, airlines, that sort of thing.

>> No.19664074

>>19664048
My ass you did. Stay mad fag

>> No.19664081

>>19664016
it hurts anon, i don't want to watch cuties. it hurts way more than watching porn because to fulfill a sexual urge you just wank a one off. but interacting with a girl is something completely different. that is why i feel extreme loneliness.

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>>19663839
im sowwy bull not gonna happen

>> No.19664087

>>19664028
I MEAN ITS GOING UP NOW AND ENJOY YOUR OBESE WOMAN

>> No.19664110

Bottom is in. Buy now.

>> No.19664121

>>19664087
going up negatively? positively negative?

>> No.19664160

>>19664035
thanks fren

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VERY cool

>> No.19664193

The ONLY company I'm holding puts on is fucking green today.

>> No.19664219

>>19664193
Cool. What's your strategy for the rest of the week?

>> No.19664243

>>19664219
Hold and cry

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>>19664193

I know, I fucking hate zoom so much

fuck zoom
fuck china
fuck chinese stocks
fuck zoom, which is a chinese company

POS should not be above $100, let alone $230

>> No.19664276

>>19664243
Then I'm selling.
At least one of us will make it.

>> No.19664297

>>19664021
how much overhead can you cut quickly?

Staff costs should be around 50% of your total.

Assuming that you can cut those by 20% (Beeg ask), you need a skeleton crew to keep some stuff running, you're reducing your total costs by just 10%, when revenues are falling by much, much more.

I dont think stuff is going well or will go well.

The music might have just stopped

>> No.19664477

>>19663103
yep, sold more than a month ago as soon as things started looking too good. did you buy the dip anon?

>> No.19664487

>>19664011
Hold that bitch by the ladypenis

>> No.19664500

Possible extra flash crash coming up

>> No.19664711

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
YOU CUNTS THOUGHT IT WAS AN EASY BOUNCEBACK
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

>> No.19664869

>>19664297
FWIW anon I own a business and we're cutting our overhead by almost 50%. Granted it won't be until another month or two that we have everything in position (lots of restructuring) it's still happening. I 100% know for certain that we're not unique in this regard. We just trimmed fat in every possible way, moved our business to another state that has cheaper land and fewer regulations, restructured our debt, reduced our utilities, reduced our liability insurance, and much more. Oh, and we're not laying anyone off (their choice to move with us or not).