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HELL HAS COME EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca (best)
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread:
>>19656802

>> No.19657571

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>> No.19657586
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19657586

UNGODLY SUPPORT AT $8 SSL

DON'T LET THE JEWS SHAKE YOU OUT
ONLY IRON HANDS WILL BE REWARDED

>> No.19657598
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19657598

SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW
IM SELLING TOO

>> No.19657603
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19657603

Buy the dip faggot

>> No.19657604
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19657604

FUCKING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19657607

IVR whyyyyy

>> No.19657609

Everything is fine. Don’t sell.

>> No.19657610

What happens if it just doesn’t open ever again?

>> No.19657611
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19657611

I am financially bing bang yahoooo

>> No.19657614
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19657614

>> No.19657617
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19657617

PRESS F FOR IVR BAGHOLDERS

>> No.19657626
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19657626

Ok faggot give me one good dip to buy

>> No.19657629

Anyone else going to be iron-handing their IVR, SSL, AMPY, TWO, etc? All I can hope now is that the leg down doesn't last long enough to have smaller companies delisted

>> No.19657630
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19657630

get fucked idiots, we fuckin warned you

>> No.19657631

HOLD GUYS
HODDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.19657632
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19657632

>>19657561

You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

>> No.19657639

FUCK OFF BEARCVCKS

>> No.19657641
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19657641

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19657642

>>19657632
then it's time to sell right now.
I'm glad I am selling it all at open

>> No.19657649
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19657649

>b-but I was supposed to be the walf of wolstreet!!!!!!!!

>> No.19657661
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19657661

I'm financially ruined.

>> No.19657664
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19657664

WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T FUCKING SELL YOU IDIOTS DON'T FALL FOR THE JEWISH FUD
DIAMOND FUCKING HANDS THEY'RE TRYING TO SHAKE OFF THE WEAK

>> No.19657668

Still not the levels of february drops, long fucking way to go

>> No.19657671

Is this what it was like in Feb-March? I'm new so I want here then.

>> No.19657673

will PPT able to pump this dump?

>> No.19657678

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?

>> No.19657679

BELOW 26K LETS FUCKING DO IT BOYS

>> No.19657680
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19657680

>>19657561

Dont worry guys

>> No.19657684
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19657684

lmao my payday couldn't have been on a better day. Time to buy.

>> No.19657685

>>19657668
Just wait

>> No.19657687
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19657687

>tfw there are unironical IVR bagholders in this general

>> No.19657688

i'm 50% cash and this scares me.

>> No.19657690

>>19657664
You have to be kidding me. When are you bootlickers going to learn?

>> No.19657691
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19657691

>>19657632
fixed

>> No.19657695

>>19657629
holding SSL

>> No.19657700
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19657700

Remember bobos

>> No.19657703

bag holding until the end of time...

>> No.19657706
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19657706

this is fucking nuts

all the gains from 2 months wiped out in like 1 day

>> No.19657712

Well like many of you I regret buying at the high, but unlike you I am NOT SELLING.

Matter of fact I'm buying today.

>> No.19657715

>>19657664
who is this based manlet?

>> No.19657718

>>19657629
I don’t give a shit about SSL, second that fucker turns green and nets even a penny of profit I am tossing it to the curb and putting that into gold and silver. But I put way too much into IVR to not iron grapple that bitch, waiting for at least the dividends to come first.

>> No.19657720
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19657720

Draw a V shape recovery using this chart

>> No.19657722
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19657722

>tfw most of my stocks are in airline and cruise
well, i knew i'd have to go back to wageslaving sooner or later. it was too good to be true after all. wall street is for the rich.

>> No.19657726
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19657726

I am financially ruined.

>> No.19657731

>>19657626
NCLH, RWT

That's what I just bought.

>> No.19657734
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19657734

>>19657629
IVR holder reporting in

>> No.19657737

HOLD
YOUR
BAGS

>> No.19657738

I'm down 10% should I just fucking dump at a massive loss? I don't know what to do guys. I can't lose all this money in one day.

>> No.19657742

The fed isn't saving us this time

>> No.19657746

Fuck shit damnit. I'm already down 3% and market hasn't opened fully for my calls to react. This is gonna hurt.

>> No.19657748

>>19657664
im fucking selling everything im done with this shit, if today wasn't green then i dont see why it would be green tomorrow. Its probably going to hit 25k by next week.

>> No.19657750

>>19657720
*W soon

>> No.19657751

>>19657632
We don't need calls where we're going.

>> No.19657752

>>19657720
Lmao exactly this. You cant

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19657754

>>19657720

>> No.19657758

>>19657687
Either justify your position or stfu like all the other memebears

>>19657695
Same. Might even grab some more. I don't know why bears look at a market where literally EVERYTHING is going down at the same time and think "lol TOLD YOU guys it was going to be the end this time"

>> No.19657760
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19657760

>MITT and TWO took a massive 1-2 dollar dump

>> No.19657761

>>19657691
please stop fucking posting these. every faggot and retard has an opinion on where on that graph we are and it's about as useful as flipping a coin; basically fucking dogshit.

>> No.19657762

>>19657731
Based and cruisepilled

>> No.19657769
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19657769

Will leveraged decay prevent SOXL and DFEN from ever reaching their ATH’s again, even if everything is peachy? Or does re-balancing that takes place address this issue?

>> No.19657770
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19657770

You're all fucking retarded this is just a long overdue correction.

Cap this we'll be back to 3200 eow

>> No.19657771
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19657771

HAHA YES GET FUCKED SP 500
WE GOING BELLOW 3000 BOYS

>> No.19657773

Oil will recover right?

>> No.19657775

>smg losing its baby boy bullshit over this
lol

>> No.19657777
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19657777

I'm getting weak hands knowing I can also earn 10% interest on stablecoins

>> No.19657778

>>19657742
Fed only saves the big banker boys. Can’t have them jumping out of the tall New York towers. Sorry pleb you are not important

>> No.19657782

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUG

>> No.19657786

>>19657746
Aren't you going to be buying other people's fears?

Anon you didn't put all your money in calls that expire in a week, right. Right?

I personally have calls that expire July 17th.

>> No.19657787

>>19657770
>snake eyes
>hell yeah

>> No.19657788

SPY just broke the downward channel. Possible big green dildo at open.

>> No.19657795

>>19657738
>>19657748
Guys why did you even buy stocks in this climate if you can't accept days like this? Just know you're going to have to play the loooong game if you don't want big fish investors to fuck you every week

>> No.19657796
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19657796

V-SHAPED RECOVERY?

MORE LIKE G-SHAPED RECOVERY!

>> No.19657797

>>19657641
Goddamit Trump. You just had to mock Buffett, didnt you? He called in some favors and now we're all fucked.

>> No.19657798

DAL will recover, right guys?

>> No.19657800

m-muh gains

>> No.19657801

>b-but they only go up...

>> No.19657802

What's dipping? everywhere I look it's either 0.00 or slightly green

>> No.19657803
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19657803

>>19657720
Tada

>> No.19657810

Rick santellu ~~~
Tell me about the rates Rick
Tell me about the dollar

>> No.19657811

WHAT CALLS ARE WE BUY.
WFC?
PLAY?
IVR?
UAL?
SPY?????????????

>> No.19657813

>half my portfolio is TVIX
Anyone else comfy?

>> No.19657814

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19657818

HOOODDDDLLLLLLLLL
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>> No.19657820

I'm still sitting on my $8 CCL shares and my $12 JETS shares. Still way up and laughing at /biz/ as always.

Best thing most of you could do is short the VIX. But you won't. You'll sell low and buy high until you give up and go back to video games or whatever the hell it is you do.

>> No.19657822
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19657822

>>19657720
Here, we going to the moon soon

>> No.19657823

i'm gonna coom

>> No.19657826

>>19657773
until jewman-sachs say oil will go back up then yes. Who knows when they will say this.

>> No.19657827

this is the r/wallstreetsbets waiting room for all the kids that got a robinhood account in april

>> No.19657828

>>19657810
who are you watching?

>> No.19657829

is there a way to get think or swim for free without opening a brokerage?

>> No.19657830
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19657830

What're ya buyin'?

>> No.19657832
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19657832

I told you guys yesterday, it doesn't have to be this way

>> No.19657836
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19657836

>>19657758
>unironical bagholder gets upset

>> No.19657839

>>19657798

captain sum ting wong
wi tu lo
ho lee fuk
bang ding ow

>> No.19657841

>>19657811
Does it matter today?
Wherever you buy will be great in a week.

>> No.19657844

>>19657829
Are you retarded?

>> No.19657846

bought some spxs pre-market, no need to thank me for the impending giant recovery and rally to ATH within the same day

>> No.19657851

>>19657795
>week
(((they))) do this monthly
ATH beginning next month

>> No.19657852

>>19657820
would u short the tvix

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19657853

It's all over for me now.

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19657856

Guess this is the end of the green line mumus.

>> No.19657855

>>19657795
i bought 1-2 weeks before the nice gains, but i didnt sell like an idiot. good thing is i didnt lose money and broke even.

>> No.19657860

Do I sell all my calls at open? I'm about to lose so much fucking money

>> No.19657864

>>19657844
yes

>> No.19657869

>>19657822
new moon today

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19657871

>>19657813
My entire portfolio is puts. I'm beyond comfy.

>> No.19657879

WIFE WIFE IS GONNA KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19657880

>>19657775
This is it. I'm leaving this shit hole.
>>19657131

>> No.19657883

HOLD, jerome has taken you this far! have faith!

>> No.19657884

>>19657860
This is when you buy more because of fear.

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>>19657720
k now what

>> No.19657887

>>19657836
The only thing I'm upset with is the permabear attitude on here. I'm not 100% bullish either, I just think a lot of people jump on a side and don't bother doing any research. I get the schadenfreude of watching people go nuts on a big red day but if you're in for the long term this shouldn't be that big of a deal

>> No.19657889

>>19657738
If you can’t afford to lose it it shouldn’t have been available to lose.

And sell. You’ll thank me tomorrow

>> No.19657891

>>19657803
Delusional and not based in reality. But with the fed anything is possible

>> No.19657892
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19657892

why is DAL going up now I JUST FUCKING SOLD. I'm sure it won't go up for long but WTF

>> No.19657893

>>19657561
>he bought the ATH

>> No.19657894

>>19657860
You should always consider options to have similar risk properties as pennystock. The maximum risk should be 100% of entry cost and your reward should be scaled appropriately. It's not viable to set stop losses on options.

>> No.19657896

>>19657860
Hold. This is the final dip before we see record gains

>> No.19657899

>>19657813
Moved to the short side this week once I saw people gambling on Hertz and claiming they were better than Buffet lmao. Comfy af here.

>> No.19657901

Anyone shorting airlines today?

>> No.19657905

>>19657826
when they closed their 1000x leveraged shorts and open 1000x leveraged longs

>> No.19657908
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19657908

>>19657869
Best lunar trader. Seriously though, don't let too many gentiles know.

>> No.19657909

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER? FOREVER AND EVEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.19657913

>>19657901
today? u so late...

>> No.19657916

Won’t break 307

>> No.19657917

>>19657901
Took my profits on long and I've been shorting since yesterday.

>> No.19657921

Good luck today /smg/

>> No.19657925

I'm still in the green, should I just sell now while I'm still making a profit?

>> No.19657929

Okay, I'm trying to calm down. I'm only selling a few things that aren't really down at all, and using that to buy puts that I should have had days ago to hedge with. My other calls I'm holding onto. They have enough time to at least break even if this is a bounce back. If we keep drilling, my puts will at least give me something to use.

>> No.19657933

>>19657908
*based. Fucking Google keyboard.

>> No.19657938

COME
THE
FUCK
ON

>> No.19657939

>>19657901
>shorting airlines after a 15% dump today, 15% dump yesterday, 6% dump monday

alright boys time to go long

>> No.19657940

>>19657892
>he sold

>> No.19657941

alright goyim it is time to sell me your bags at a discount.

>> No.19657944

>>19657901
Great idea anon short them after they're 25% down in two days. Don't short things when they're up, short them when they're down. Always buy high. Always sell low. The /biz/ way.

>> No.19657946

>>19657917
DAL or other?

>> No.19657948

>>19657925
No, this is when you buy more.

>> No.19657954

>>19657925
How long are you looking to long?

>> No.19657955
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>>19657929
>>19657925
>not riding the way down
I hate using this unironically but ngmi

>> No.19657956

>>19657909
>can't sell off my stocks on my covered call positions
Fuck you. They're going to expire worthless anyway.

>> No.19657958

OH YES I'M COOOOOMING

>> No.19657960

>>19657860
BUY
U
Y

MORE
O
R
E

>> No.19657968

It's fucked, all of it.

>> No.19657970

HERE COMES THE POOMP

>> No.19657973

>>19657946
SAVE and JBLU and some other non airline stocks.

>> No.19657976

This Bloomberg hand washing interlude is some MK-ULTRA shit.

>> No.19657977
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19657977

say hello

>> No.19657980

>>19657561
Its over bros

>> No.19657982
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REMEMBER TO BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>> No.19657983

Sold profits few days ago. Only long term stocks, MGM puts and drip calls. Gonna be a good red day

>> No.19657984

>>19657561
Opened a x20 short open end at 1013 TSLA - either make it or not. At this point TSLA valuation is beyond crazy.

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>>19647376
This didn't age well did it? Lmao

>> No.19657992

I'll have some more money to put into the market on Monday so I guess this is fine.

>> No.19657993

>>19657603
Hell yeah, got MSFT for $193 this morning early trading.

>> No.19657995

>regeneron antibody cocktail being administered
>eli lilly two antibodies being administered
>sell re-open stocks

This is a buy signal on reopen stocks. I sold my positions in them Friday. They are just shaking out retail hardcore right now so it's a buy opportunity.

>> No.19657997
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19657997

Reminder

>> No.19657999
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19657999

Hmmmm

>> No.19658000

aLRIGHT ANONS YOU WANTED CHEAPIES HERE THEY ARE

>> No.19658003
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POST YOUR DEATH ANIMATION
POST YOUR DEATH ANIMATION
POST YOUR DEATH ANIMATION

>> No.19658004
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19658004

you're scared arent you smg? its ok smg, dump everything you have. go on, dump it all. ill even buy it for you, just go ahead and sell it market order and i'll take good care of them for you. you cant afford to lose this money, right? well you know some people say the market might go back below march levels, so i'm generous enough to save you from that. its only a couple minutes to open smg, so go ahead and get your sell orders ready!

>> No.19658005

>>19657901
Just buy gold or keep your cash out

>> No.19658006

>premarket pattern signalling a green day today
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19658010

>>19657977
Any anyone wanna tell me, they let retail investors win. KEK. This will end very terrible.

>> No.19658011

>>19657680
Chad MMT theorists always win.

>> No.19658013

Imagine thinking the market is going to crash in the middle of a national and global re-opening.
The only logic for this as far as I can tell would be one of two things
1) A second wave which the data is not suggesting
2) An interest rate hike which the (((fed))) is not suggesting
So how did we get to a crash from here? panic selling? Dumping the pump?

>>19656848
Im sure there's no way this could backfire.

>>19657008
Yup. Sold my position in a mutual fund. Going to reposition into some long plays like PLAY

>> No.19658015

hey guys, from reddit here. new to investing and stocks in general. i have about $12k invested in DDTG. should i sell and accept my losses? i got inspired by dave portnoy to get in the game. just found out about /smg/

>> No.19658016

>>19657997
Is it still "return to normal" when it reaches an ATH?

>> No.19658017

>>19657990
she should sit on my face

>> No.19658018

Newfag here, bears is this just a crab or a crash?

>> No.19658019
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>>19657678
Imagine being such a fucking retard that you actually believe there is an essential connection between the fundamental valuation of a company and its exchange price, something that basic Marxist economics proves is NOT a feature of capitalist economics. Imagine spending decades getting garbage returns despite massive potential in various rallies because you are such a cuck that you can't tolerate even a modicrum of risk. Now imagine sitting with the Bogdanoff brothers and every other archon in your lair sitting on your monies seething because little zoom zoom and his mom are making 300% weekly returns and are catching up to you in net value, so you cannot continue harvesting the foreskins of the poor for your life extension pills. The result of that feel is what we are now seeing play out in the market.

>> No.19658020
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>> No.19658024

>>19658000
2 minutes.
Oh I love this fear. I want to eat it up.

>> No.19658026

>>19657629
Holding a bit of IVR, there's too much institutional investment for it not to be a good long

>> No.19658030

>>19657626
MSFT

>> No.19658031

>>19658013
Imagine thinking markets don’t crash at the very times when normies least expect it

>> No.19658032
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19658032

So /Biz/ What have we learned?

>> No.19658033

If UVXy passes 40-41 I'm closing out and I exiting market.

>> No.19658034

>>19657984
God I hope it collapses today or tomorrow I would cough all the way to the bank.

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>>19658003
based Runescape

>> No.19658039
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19658039

from +50% to fuckin zero in 2 days gg. im outtie.

fucking niggerfuck

>> No.19658040

how's LUV looking?

>> No.19658041

>>19658015
>>19658018
LMAOOOOO GO THE FUCK BACK TO /R/WALLSTREETINVESTING NEWFAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19658043
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19658043

>mfw I literally saw this coming but I was a greedy fucker
Remember kids, always take profit. Now excuse me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19658044

>>19658004
>might go back below march levels
Better place your October puts on SPY and post evidence anon. Better yet short the USD on margin since it's all collapsing.

>> No.19658046

>>19657984
>a non related company tells ppl they gon make some truck in 10 years
>TSLA funboys gap up the price
sometimes I just fucking hate retail investors

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I just sold and the only thing I want to see this market do now is fucking burn.

>> No.19658048

>>19658013
It's simpler than that. They are shaking out retail because they have more money, know how to move market pre-market when less liquidity, and can work together to btfo short term momentum traders.

Though people should have taken profits earlier on those plays, this drop is more about predatory behavior in the market to get retail selling.

>> No.19658049

the thing is, there is still dip buyers, everything is a dip to them, they dont give a fuck!

>> No.19658051

>>19657990
It was a typo, 25% down

>> No.19658053

>>19657885

it's at 26000

>> No.19658056

>lost $5000 in just a few days

Do I just need to stop watching? Will it go back up?

>> No.19658055

>>19658031
Ok. So give me a reason it's going to crash

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>>19657561
DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!

>> No.19658062

>>19658033
It's getting there

>> No.19658063

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.19658060

>>19658043
This

>> No.19658064

and here we go

>> No.19658065

how long before trump calls for jeromes firing for the Xth time?

>> No.19658066

>>19657871
TVIX here

>> No.19658067

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19658069

-20%

i' mgoing to kill myself. bye everyone

>> No.19658070
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19658070

I for one enjoy losing all of my money and consider it a holy privilege. Thank you Jews

>> No.19658075

HOLD ME

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>>19657561
>mfw got 20k euro for the dip

>> No.19658078

WYF I JUST SOLD STOP FUCOING GOING UP FUCK YOU

>> No.19658080

>>19658043
we all got greedy and now we're paying for it. In the last 2 days I went from 6k in pure profit to 1k if i'm lucky be the end of the day.

>> No.19658083

Macy's just shot up nearly two dollars only to go back down again.

>> No.19658086

>>19658044
well its just what some people say, i cant for sure what i believe just yet ;)

>> No.19658087

>>19658018
Kind of a crab crash, poompers really are trying to keep this shit up. The crash is inevitable so day to day might feign bull run but i think the bulls coomed more than enough the past 4 months that noone will really believe them anymore. market sentiment is shit outside of the low volume retarded bagholders who are now capitulating before they lose their gains

>> No.19658090

Is AMD a good idea because of the PS5 announcement stuff and good products?

>> No.19658091

>>19658069
JFC chill the fuck out idiot

>> No.19658092
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19658093
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19658093

>RTX -10%

>> No.19658094

>dfen at 14
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.19658095

Got paid today and have 5 grand but I’m not touching this shit I’m not bagholding for the Jews.

>> No.19658098

that was it? yawn.

>> No.19658105

Aaaaaaand there it is. I'm back to last week, all those fun gains...gone.

>> No.19658107

>>19658048
I see. So you're saying institutional investors are mad they didn't get in on the dip and now are goading the RH NEETs into panic selling?

>> No.19658109

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19658110

>>19658091
Shut up pussy
>>19658069
DO IT FAGGOT

>> No.19658113

Im recoooooovering

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>>19658051
Lol

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>>19657561
>>19657561
>>19657561
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FUCKING TOLD YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19658119

I lost 30% of my savings in one day I'm actually going to kill myself why am I such a stupid piece of shit I needed that money

>> No.19658121

>gap down into a pump up
Short SQUEEZED

>> No.19658123

Fucking hell. I'm not selling anything.. Still got plenty of time. I don't turn 40 yet for another 2.5 yrs anyway.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>19658092
that made me smille

>> No.19658128

>>19658046
Best part was after successful SpaceX launch, TSLA soared. Made a lot of sense, indeed.

>> No.19658129

The Dip was too much, quit panicking people, either buy more or hold. This might take a few days but it will be alright.

>> No.19658132

Jesus. All my price alerts are being activated. I managed to buy gold for cheap though
3000 worth of it

>> No.19658133

ITS BOUNCING

OOOOOOOOO

>> No.19658135

>>19658107
Yes essentially. Except a ton of institutional investors bought cheap shares of shit like SSL and IVR the last few weeks so they're holding and going to buy millions more shares after today

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>buy tvix they said

>> No.19658138

>>19658093
no shit? Rates Per Kilogram (industry way of tracking profitability of air travel) is retardedly low and by Raytheon's own internal numbers won't recover in half a decade. most of their biz post UTC divestment and the Formation of Raytheon Technologies is basically all commercial airline shit. Pratt & Whitney, Rockwell Collins, etc.

>> No.19658140
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19658140

>almost -40%
YOU DID THIS /smg/!!

>> No.19658142

SSL PLEASE SAVE ME

>> No.19658141

THEY ARE BUYING THE DIP AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19658144

MNUCHIN IS ON TO PUMP IT

>> No.19658145

someone explain please
Why are people freaking out when it's only ~2-3% minus overall?

>> No.19658146

Nasdaq is down 160 points? Do I buy here now that it has dipped?

>> No.19658147
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19658147

do all bankrupt companies like hertz do a fancy pnd before they get delisted?

>> No.19658156

UH OH WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.19658159

Going up! Hope you faggots didn't sell

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>> No.19658163

>>19658145
BECAUSE WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO AND ITS FUN TO PRETEND TH DAMAGAE IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS

>> No.19658165

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19658167

>>19658119
LOL HAHAHAHA

>> No.19658168
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19658168

>Mnuchin is on
they are scared arent they?

>> No.19658169

Tfw won as a bull and now winning as a bear

>> No.19658170

>>19658145
Because this is the first time 90% of people on here have seen a red day, because they bought last week

>> No.19658172
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THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>> No.19658173

Wtf I'm financially ruined

>> No.19658174
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19658174

Feel like the Dow is going back to 18k
FUCK BEARS

>> No.19658183

>>19658119
Why didn't you sell in premarket at least?

>> No.19658187

What happened to the penny stock general?

>> No.19658188

>>19658123
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>>19658124
OH NO NO NO

>> No.19658189

This dumpster fire of a thread is pure kino

>> No.19658190

>>19658174
God I love to see it

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walk away from the computer time
as long as you hold you haven't lost anything

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>>19657731
>Bought RWT at 6$
>Shit going up
BASED, I love you Anon.

>> No.19658194

What the fuck I couldn't even buy cheap calls.

>> No.19658195
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19658195

Bros it's crabbing back up...

>> No.19658197

I have 30k sitting a brokerage account. Give me one reason I shouldn't YOLO into PLAY at open

>> No.19658200

>>19658147
When it's cheap why wouldn't people take a little risk and hope for a turnaround? Why is this rocket science for all these experts? It's fun to gamble.

>> No.19658202

>>19658169
prove it

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>bought on feb 14
>panic sold on march 10
>finished buying back in yesterday
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

>> No.19658210

It's already going back stfu

>> No.19658213

>>19658145
Because it's the third red day in a row? It's less fear of todays losses and more fear of tomorrows, and the next days, and so on. That nagging little itch in the back of people's minds that the bubble is bursting is in full force right now.

>> No.19658215

>>19657561
Bobo is back

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>>19657561
>>19657561
>realising the market hasn't been putting in any support structure this whole way up

oh boy

>> No.19658216

what the FUCK is happening to GRPN

>> No.19658218

>Mnuchin on CNBC

>> No.19658217

FUCK YOU BOBO

>> No.19658220

>>19658092
you get what you deserve

>> No.19658223

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEONE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO PANIC BUY

>> No.19658224

>>19658128
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1271016684489281536?s=20

>> No.19658226

>almost all green
I guess it's time to buy the dip lads!

>> No.19658227

>>19658174
>actually acknowledging the DJIA exists at all.

just stop retard. just fucking stop.

>> No.19658228

>>19658183
Canadian stocks there was no premarket I had to literally watch as things went from like $20 to $17 in one second

>> No.19658229

>>19658191
UNTIL ALL MY OPTIONS ARE FUCKING IV CRUSHED

>> No.19658231

What the fuck none of my TD orders are going through

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19658233

>OVV
LOOK AT THAT GO AWOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19658235
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19658235

Bobo, where is my sub 3100?
Denied

>> No.19658236

>>19658006
Please. My mind can't take another red day.

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>>19658145
people are options trading, a negative 2 or 3 % can really financially ruin some people with IV

>> No.19658243

>>19658147
>Fully female fully functional body
>Cruz head, talks to you about why Donald wont give him the delegates for a solid hour

W....Would you, /biz/?

God mode: Full eye contact the entire time.

>> No.19658244

>>19658141
It's not even close to the dip nigger

>> No.19658245
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NIGGAS IFFY, UH, BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY, UH
GOT THE BLICKY, UH, DRUM, IT HOLDS FIFTY, UH
SCUM GANG
POP THESE NIGGAS LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA, YOU A SILLY NIGGA
IN THE HOOD WITH THEM BILLY NIGGAS AND THEM HOOVA NIGGAS
YOU RUN UP AND THEY SHOOTIN' NIGGAS, WE AIN'T HOOPIN' NIGGA
NO KB, YOU A LOSER NIGGA, UP THAT UZI NIGGA
ON THE STOOP, CRILLS IN MY DRAWERS, YOUR GIRL ON MY PHONE
SHE WANNA FUCK BUT KEEP HER CLOTHES ON, I ONLY WANT THE JAW
MAN THAT'S REALLY ALL I USE HER FOR AS I KICK HER OUT THE DOOR
I DON'T WANT HER, YOU CAN KEEP THE WHORE, SHE FIENDIN' FOR SOME MORE
IN NEW YORK MY NIGGAS DON'T MILLY ROCK, MY NIGGAS MONEY BOP
BLOW A CASE A NIGGA THROWIN' SHOTS, I RUN 'EM OFF THEY BLOCK
QUARTER MILLI IN THE STASH BOX, I GRINDED FOR MY SPOT
NIGGAS TALKING 'BOUT THAT CASH BUT MY BAG WORTH A LOT
I DON'T FUCK WITH NO OLD HOES, ONLY NEW HOES
PUT MY DICK IN HER BACKBONE, I PASS HER TO MY BRO
I DON'T LOVE HER THAT'S A SAD HO, SHE A BAD HO
I'MA FUCK HER THEN I DASH HOME, TO THE CASH HO
I'M ON SOME ROB A NIGGA SHIT, TAKE A NIGGA BITCH
DO THE DASH IN THE WHIP, COUNT THE CASH IN THE WHIP
I PULL UP WITH A STICK, I LET THAT SHIT HIT
SHOUT OUT... BUT I FUCKED THAT NIGGAS BITCH (OFFSET)

>> No.19658248

>>19658147
I fucking hope so

>> No.19658249

Lol bears get a few minutes of victory and now it’s over

>> No.19658252

I WAS STUPID FOR SITTING IN CASH THEY SAID
JUST BUY 125K OF AIR CANADA THEY SAID
IVR IS A GREAT BUY THEY SAID

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BAGHOLDERS
HAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19658256

>>19658145
Because I'm balls deep in calls that if something moves 10% lose 90% of their value.

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>>19658208
This can't be real.

>> No.19658262

I sold the bottom

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19658263

>>19658013
The gov is spooked about something so let's assume they're being honest about the virus and we're in quadrant 1. Wave 1.1 just took off from memorial day, most states are seeing rises, and wave 1.2 from the protests will be even worse and even deadlier. Black people also tend to work shitty jobs like service and warehousing while also having worse healthcare meaning it may as well be wave 2. I'm not even convinced there will be a wave 2, but if there is and it's from Brazil we are objectively fucked.

>> No.19658264

>>19658249
Yeah bro time to buy the dip amirite LMAO

>> No.19658269

>>19658240
I'm trading puts and I'm loving it

>> No.19658275
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>>19657561
>airlines shooting back up

>> No.19658276

WHY IS IT PUMPING?!?!?!

>> No.19658277

>HE DIDNT BUY THE DIP
AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19658282
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19658282

It time.

>> No.19658283

>>19658224
lol is a bullish sign, TSLA going private 420$ confirmed.

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19658287

Thank god for this little correction.
I was getting worried the pump was going to inflate too rapidly.

>> No.19658288

God I wish I had my paycheck today instead of tomorrow, the FOMO of missing this dip is real.
>>19658252
Me because I assume you're still "sitting in cash" and not buying this dip while for some retard reason reading these threads as if you were interested in investing

>> No.19658289

Another big red dildo

>> No.19658292

NEW
>>19658286
>>19658286
>>19658286
>>19658286
>>19658286

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>>19658264
Don’t get left behind, bobo

>> No.19658294

>>19658240
>options
Less risk they say, hahaha fucking idiots.

>> No.19658297

The Fed exists solely to inflate asset prices perpetually. We will see Dow 30,000 by the end of June.

>> No.19658299

RUG
PULLED

>> No.19658301

>>19658262
Dummy Jews baited you out.
Iron hands.

>> No.19658305

>>19658229
Can options ever recover from IV crush?

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19658306

Did you buy the FANG dip?

>> No.19658309

OHHHH NONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19658310

>>19658294
Options are less risky when used right, and significantly more risky when used wrong.

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>>19658208
You are the first retarded bull faggot to actually make me feel bad about you. please take your money out of the market and just live a simple life without playing this kikeshit, ur ngmi

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19658335

I told you faggots you were being greedy bastards that were going to lose all your money when the market turned a few days ago. You laughed me out. WELL, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

>> No.19658345

Going back up, lads.

>> No.19658347

>>19658145
newfags, i bought more of everything at open and i still ended up paying about the same as they were worth yesterday, and now theyre all mooning. meanwhile we have r/wsb in here losing their fucking minds.

Its really fucking gay when i look seasoned and grizzled in comparison just because i've been doing this for 3 or 4 years, when it feels like most of this thread just showed up within the past month or two.

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WARNING
WARNING
MAJOR POOPOO AHEAD
WARNING
WARNING

>> No.19658368

>>19658263
Im in the "Gov is incompetent enough to shut down global economy" camp

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19658372

Yes...keep going down as I sold before the bloodshed gets any worse...and I will purchase your bags at a discount later....

>> No.19658377

Holy SHIT that BA bounce. 178 to 187.

>> No.19658378

so im sitting in cash

what to buy now

>> No.19658390

>>19658378
Rope

>> No.19658394

Man GNUS is getting fucked

>> No.19658428

NIGGERS STOLE THE PRINTER INK

>> No.19658441

>>19658135
>buy my SSL and IVR bags

>> No.19658465

>>19658065
Can’t come soon enough. He doesn’t have to call for it u retard he’s the one who appoints him.

>> No.19658470

>>19658090
No, fundamentals don’t support the current valuation. You basically gambling on AMDs future market share at these prices.

>> No.19658487

>>19658394
it was always trash

BEVERLY
HILLS
CON
MAN

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>>19657632
Hell is not a only a mere word. It is a definite place and state of being. Its existence is a truth and dogma of Faith, clearly revealed in the sacred Scriptures. ”Depart from me, you cursed, into everlasting fire.” (Matt. xxv. 41.) Some will say: The fire, but not the punishment of the damned is everlasting. Such the language of the incredulous, but it is folly. For what other purpose would God make this fire eternal, than to chastise the reprobate, who are immortal? But, to take away every shadow of doubt, the Scriptures, in many other places, say, that not only the fire, but the punishment, of the damned is eternal. ”And these, ”says Jesus Christ, “shall go into ever lasting punishment.” (Matt. xxv. 46.) Again we read in St. Mark, ”Where the worm dieth not, and the fire is not extinguished.” (ix. 43.) St. John says: ”And the smoke of their torments shall ascend up for ever and ever.” (Apoc. xvi. 11.) “Who,” says St. Paul, ”shall suffer eternal punishment in destruction.” (2 Thess. i. 9.) Denying its existence is a surefire ticket to go to the smoking section where you must remain for all eternity. Current reality is nothing compared to the eternal reality that you are in for.

>> No.19658509

>>19658208
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19658544

Just cashed out 5k. About 15k left in investments.
Currently 3-4k on gain overall. Now watch shit going up so I regret selling on loss

>> No.19658555
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FED PRINTER ACTIVATED

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>>19657632
I don’t think I it’ll be this bad. IF, and it’s a big IF, there is a second wave, we are in a much better and more prepared place. Hospitals are full of PPE, ventilators are coming by the hundreds of thousands, hospitals and staff have been getting experience giving treatment to patients, scientists and labs across the country are falling over themselves to get the vaccine first (there will be more than one vaccine), people in general are educated about it. It’ll be OK anons.

>> No.19658604

>>19657712
This guy is gonna make it.

>> No.19658620

>>19658561
You don't seem like an idiot so let me ask you a question. How do you reconcile the cognizant dissonance of the protesting and the virus? If what these scientists say is true we will all be dead in a few weeks because of the protests. I'm having trouble discussing this with people because they act like both things are happening in two different worlds or something.

>> No.19658675

I JUST BOUGHT MORE HOW FUCKED AM I

>> No.19658683

>>19658675
what did u buy

>> No.19658695

>>19658675
very fucked lol, have you checked the RSI? Still towards overbought you retard

>> No.19658709

I sold maybe 75% of my industrials, financials, cyclicals, and energy on Friday and Monday but if I had known it's be this bad I'd have sold the whole thing. Good thing I hedged yesterday with gold and this morning I named to buy more at a decent price. I'm 25 percent gold right now. I'll just ride the dip with it. I'm not selling anything

>> No.19658714

>>19658620
If you believe the virus is a real concern, then the protesting shouldn't be your main concern it should be the fact every state is reopening.

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>>19658683

>> No.19658764

>>19658742
thanks

>> No.19658765

What cheap oil stock you guys buying right now? tempted to try VAL on a full retard move

>> No.19658791

>>19658620
They're risking the small chance of death by coof to protest the small chance of death by cop. Theyre also risking death by skin cancer by being in sun. You risk poverty by going all in on ivr calls. Life is full of calculated risk.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
AHHHHHHH I HAVE TO SELL MY HOUSE AND GOODS

not really lol


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SUCK COCKS AND BOTTOM

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>>19658791
Goddammit I bought a shitload more of IVR today on the low, been flipping it this past week or two. Starting to think I might get stuck with some bags for a minute

>> No.19658897

>>19658561
>we are in a much better and more prepared place
lol it's still a shitty place. And I'll say it again, we're probably not closing due to budget demands. slaves will be sent to work for pensions and gibs. It's going to be utter fucking chaos.
>scientists and labs across the country are falling over themselves to get the vaccine first
the vaccine probably won't work. Do't put any bets on a fucking vaccine. we're going to ride out this fall and it's gonna be fucking bumpy. You're right to say that it will be less bumpy, but the numbers don't lie.

>>19658620
>How do you reconcile the cognizant dissonance of the protesting and the virus?
It's dissonance. you said it yourself. You need to get a hold of good numbers to get a better sense of things. Total deaths (of any reason) are recorded cleanly. Total ICU admissions (for any reason) are recorded cleanly. We had 1/2 our workforce going and schools closed and had over half the ICU admissions and deaths that we normally would have. Corona + normal economic activity are dangerous and would be a huge publicity crisis, at the minimum. You don't need to talk about it with people, but you should bring these two pieces to light if they press on it. Refer over to Wuhan, Italy, and the UK. they have their own problems, but the surge of ICU admissions is crippling and will lead to deaths. Like the above anon stated, we are way better prepared. The liquid supply/resource pool will be a godsend to underfunded hospitals in the event of a big outbreak.

>> No.19658915

>>19658835
How deep are you in? Are you sure you don't wanna wait and see if it goes lower before trying to dca?

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>>19658897
youre mentally ill youre talking about the intricacies of a virus which never existed

you are a illuminati mind control victim. just know that.

>> No.19658963

>>19658170
What are you a psychic or something

>> No.19658989

>>19658170
Shows what you know I bought this week.

>> No.19659038

>>19658929
it's not the intricacies of the virus, GUSH-let. It's the operations and logistics of dealing with a surge of patients at an ICU. we don't have good data on the virus, but we have good enough data on the issues of overburdened facilities due to this virus/outbreak whatever you want to call it. We also know the budget demands of gov. obligations and need revenue to come back. revenue = economic activity because typical avenues for additional funds like more bonds are FUBAR. This raises the risk of outbreaks. therefore it needs to be done slowly. The issue becomes that the revenue demands are so high that we need to slam the gas which will cause overburden and lead to deaths and revenue slowdowns. No one will want to work risky shit if there's a chance they can't get a hospital bed because sickle cell fat albert and his extended family are all on fucking pumps.

>> No.19659120

>>19657626
SDRL
Gas reserve news incoming in 10 minutes, it will skyrocket.

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19659121

>market dumps, sell everything
>see short ETFs up by 5%
>buy SQQQ
>still losing money

You just cant win at this game, can you

>> No.19659209

>>19659121
SQQQ is still a great buy NASDAQ is still pretending to be at the top of the bubble, if you are afraid of minute by minute changes in a leveraged ETF you shouldn't be playing with them

>> No.19659230

>>19658555
I wonder what will happen when people wake up and realize how much of a joke this whole money system is.

>> No.19659304

>>19658915
I SMASHED about 7.5k in @ avg. price 4.81 (fidelity completely disregarded my buy order for 4.55 this morning). Looks like volume is decreasing too, feeling pretty fugged right about now.

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>>19659038
youre still doing it dude

youre talking about numbers which arent real

what are you talking about?

nobody has coronavirus.

nobody ever has. its a media invention

>> No.19659389

BOYS >MICROFOCUS PUMP. LETS DO IT AND DUMP MIDDAY

MFGP. IT DIPPED TO 5.78 AND NATURALLY WILL GO UP TO 6.30. LEZZ GOOOOO

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Tfw I'm losing only 1% because of gold hedge

>> No.19659539

>>19657795
this guy gets it

>> No.19659660

BOYS ALSO HEAR (TURTLE BEACH) droppeed 60 cents today... DIP DIP DIPDIP