/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.19656802]

PROPHET ACKMAN EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca (best)
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread:
>>19655539

[Anonymous No.19656810]

We are all fucked.

[Anonymous No.19656824]

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[Anonymous No.19656826]

AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19656829]

[Anonymous No.19656841]

>>19656802
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[Anonymous No.19656845]

buy into tvix now if you want free money

do you feel that uncertainty in your gut? its even worse for the people who have multi billion corps to take care of

load the fuck up on tvix NOW

[Anonymous No.19656848]

Considering taking a 25k personal loan to day trade when I get to uni. I’m on going to be getting 2200 in gibs monthly from Papa govt thanks to the GI Bill and my wife will be working at a hospital. Should I do it?

I also have no debt and 816 credit score.

[Anonymous No.19656849]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19656851]

STOP FALLING

[Anonymous No.19656861]

[Anonymous No.19656866]

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[Anonymous No.19656869]

[Anonymous No.19656871]

There is no support coming is there sgt?

[Anonymous No.19656872]

>>19656848
Based no debt high credit score anon.

What do people like us do? I don't really want to buy rental homes but what else is my cash and credit score worth?

[Anonymous No.19656875]

I'm down 10% since last night, whatever

[Anonymous No.19656881]

>ROBINHOOD REDDITORS
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[Anonymous No.19656882]

>>19656848
Don't be a retard my dude.

[Anonymous No.19656891]

>>19656802
The market dropping any substantial amount after the Fed meeting makes no sense. Powell essentially guaranteed a bull market for 2 more years. Even if there's a small pullback, the broader trend is bullish. There's nowhere else to put money when rates are this low, so the market will continue to go up.

[Anonymous No.19656893]

We genna hit breakers today?

[Anonymous No.19656894]

I’m sure all these robinhood fags have really strong hands, right? No way they’ll start panic selling as soon as it starts going down, right? They’re probably all planning to hold boomer stocks for years on end.... r-right

[Anonymous No.19656895]

WE BUBBLE POP NOW

[Anonymous No.19656896]

THE CALL WAS MADE.

[Anonymous No.19656898]

>>19656802
This is it boys! This is the big one!

Hope you are all in cash lmao because this big fat BOBO wants his big fat BOBO ASS eaten!!!

[Anonymous No.19656899]

>Wake up this morning.
>Check pre-market.

One. (Nothing wrong with me.)
Two. (Nothing wrong with me.)

[Anonymous No.19656903]

>>19656866
investors? more like shoe shine boys

[Anonymous No.19656904]

>>19656802
>tfw you sold the ABSOLUTE TIPPY TOP of this bull trap

[Anonymous No.19656905]

Not selling anything. Diamond hands motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.19656907]

Not so fast, bears

>pull the 2nd wave FUD
>push hopes on corona vaccine agenda
>push the better than expected jobs report

[Anonymous No.19656908]

>>19656848
Put everything in YOLO options and record it.

[Anonymous No.19656910]

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[Anonymous No.19656912]

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BIG BVLLENING BIG DICKS BIG GAINS BVLL! SVRGE! BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

[Anonymous No.19656914]

Is this the bottom of the dip or not?

[Anonymous No.19656916]

My stop losses hit while I was sleeping aaaaaaaaah

[Anonymous No.19656918]

This is my entire portfolio. Someone please tell me everything will be alright.

[Anonymous No.19656920]

>>19656802
Anyone else holding JPM?

[Anonymous No.19656922]

>>19656891
Yeah but the press hates us and wants us to starve to death, so they are encouraging the police to close businesses and the people to burn them down while issuing a doomed report every day

[Anonymous No.19656929]

>>19656903
based and bubblepilled

[Anonymous No.19656933]

How do I get quotes premarket?

[Anonymous No.19656934]

>>19656910
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[Anonymous No.19656936]

>>19656871

There is support at march lows.

Did people really not think this would be a seismograph?

Sell now and just rebuy in 2-3 months. Then sell the peak again. Traders make tendies when long bull market bubbles pop.

[Anonymous No.19656938]

Is it further gonna dump on open? could buy some short positions rn

[Anonymous No.19656940]

Why the fuck did i fall for the bulltrap.
I only got myself to blame.

[Anonymous No.19656943]

>>19656891
Investment grade bond ETFs still pay 2.5% dividends. Junk bonds can go even higher. There’s also real estate and private equity and commodities. There are other places to put your money.

[Anonymous No.19656948]

Get ready. And the fed is not even thinking about thinking about controlling it.

[Anonymous No.19656955]

>>19656802
Well at least my fucking metal stocks and Microsoft/Amazon are doing well.

[Anonymous No.19656956]

This is my entire portfolio. Someone please tell me everything will be alright...

[Anonymous No.19656958]

>>19656882
Even if I can make ~100-200 a day I can pay off the loan in roughly 4 months while keeping a balance well enough to trade. All the same if shit sours I still get 24k yearly in gibs and my wife makes 4k a month. Also living literally rent free at one of her mothers apartments.

[Anonymous No.19656959]

Time to buy some bargain basement calls at open

[Anonymous No.19656960]

>>19656918
If the Fed putting Trillirinos of American Donnie Dollars can't keep this thing for shitting the dumpster, there's no hope my friend. the chain of events that will happen if we stabilize in the 18K range will completely destroy Pensions and 401K's.. Most of which are retiring in the next couple years. Housing market will come soon too. This is end game.

[Anonymous No.19656968]

>>19656903
Except in this case, the shoeshine boys bought the bottom of the single most dramatic crash in history.

[Anonymous No.19656969]

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF REITS RIGHT NOW

ALL DOWN 20%

[Anonymous No.19656970]

>>19656956
why did you go all in on that?

[Anonymous No.19656971]

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[Anonymous No.19656976]

>BBI up

Feels good bros. Can see 3 dollars from here.

[Anonymous No.19656985]

What % of trades are retail investors?

e.g. if a substantial amount of shares are just held in funds/etf's, is share price really just determined by a small % of people who buy and sell, or are retail investors the majority?

[Anonymous No.19656986]

>>19656969
I WAS RIGHT YOU FAGGOTS
I SAID REITS WERE GONNA COLLAPSE BACK IN APRIL SUCK MY COCK BULL NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.19656989]

Here we go again

[Anonymous No.19656992]

>>19656969
Good time to buy them at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.19656993]

>>19656922
The Jews are certainly busy right now.

[Anonymous No.19656995]

1K down..make it happen!!!!!!!!
Crash these shit boomers. Then buy it all up.
Crash faster fuck fave boomers

GenX-Zoomer Rise

[Anonymous No.19656996]

>>19656968

>he still thinks that was the bottom

[Anonymous No.19657000]

I’ve gone from 10k p/l open to 3200 in just three days. My hand is diamonds, I WILL NOT STAGGGERRER

[Anonymous No.19657002]

Ok bullbros, it's time to take profits and prepare for the next leg down. Trust me, I'm bull from day 1, but r*ddithood niggers have shown bear capitulation and ot is a huge sell signal. Remember to inverse r*ddit.com if you want to make money. On the next dip, buy:

AMT EQIX NEE LMT V SPGI ASML CDNS

[Anonymous No.19657006]

GNUS is the biggest fucking pump and dump I've ever seen. This is some wolf of wall street shit.

[Anonymous No.19657008]

Anyone else buying today at open?

[Anonymous No.19657010]

How many people will off themselves today??

[Anonymous No.19657013]

>Media tired of Floyd riot reportings
>Revives the Covid-19 shit aafter being silence for 2-3 weeks
>Market dumps because "muh second wave"

[TVIX Chad !dOcx/Mo93Q No.19657016]

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[Anonymous No.19657018]

>>19656976
Did some DD, can't see any faults. Might have to jump in on this one anon.

[Anonymous No.19657019]

>>19657008
Yes BBI

[Anonymous No.19657022]

>>19656996
That was indeed the bottom of the single most dramatic stock market crash in history, yes.

Followed by the single most dramatic uptick in history.
They already won.

[Anonymous No.19657028]

>RIG 4000 shares @ 3.48

[Anonymous No.19657029]

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[5.45 !!K3nua06qYkB No.19657030]

Ah I see the retarded bobos are out from their cuck caves again, I wonder what awoke them
>QQQ and SPY down a whole 2%
Lol okay fags
Gif related, you're all being rushed by the (((big boys))) into selling

[Anonymous No.19657033]

I'm so fuckin full of cash let's goooooo

[Anonymous No.19657034]

>>19656985
>What % of trades are retail investors

ALL OF THEM
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[Anonymous No.19657035]

>>19656891
Nice. I can finally buy some cheaper stock and keep a little in cash in case we actually continue the bleed. I think Delta will be my long term airline I hold, not sure about which oil stock to throw my hat in with though. A lot of people like MRO but there is also MTDR...

[Anonymous No.19657038]

>>19656970
Because it just recently got listed on the NYSE. More, there is a lot of potential for $CARR to seize its industry. I think the only other competitor is trading at over $100 a share. Not to mention that this company will do well during the summer and winter months. This stock will unironically only go up. Just yesterday they announced they will be adding a dividend, which means they are preparing themselves for smart money. There is also going to be a meeting with the CEO of Carrier and Barclay's Equity today at 2:00 PM EST.

[TVIX Chad !dOcx/Mo93Q No.19657039]

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[Anonymous No.19657042]

>>19657008
gonna buy with 40% of my equity

[Anonymous No.19657044]

>>19657006
was short sellers spreading FUD falsely representing old filings as new ones
GNUS is going to fly

[Anonymous No.19657052]

>fox business giving harry reid a platform
It's over for drumpf

[Anonymous No.19657055]

Cmon Jerome hit them with the fake unemployment numbers! Stocks only go up baby I need this pump cmon man

[Anonymous No.19657056]

>>19656986
>I SAID REITS WERE GONNA COLLAPSE BACK IN APRIL SUCK MY COCK BULL NIGGERS
^ Made a claim during a worldwide recession
^ Applauds himself

[Anonymous No.19657057]

QUICK TELL ME WHAT TO BUY ET OR DFEN OR RTX AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19657061]

The 12k I made in profits since March have now been wiped out.

[Anonymous No.19657064]

>>19657057
SPY puts

[Anonymous No.19657065]

>>19657030
Fuck my BOBO ass fag this is our day

[Anonymous No.19657068]

why

[Anonymous No.19657069]

Jerome said he will stop buying, right?

So, we all are fucked.

[Anonymous No.19657072]

>mfw Robinhood kiddies are going to experience what crypto kiddies went through in 2018

[Anonymous No.19657075]

>>19657034
or maybe the user base has just grown significantly?

[Anonymous No.19657077]

>>19657039
Vix looks headed to at least 35-39. Good job.

[Anonymous No.19657081]

>>19657056
damn right i will, see you losers later i'm off to CNBC for my 120k check

[Anonymous No.19657082]

>>19657057
Sell all of those buy EDV

[Anonymous No.19657083]

>>19657061

Take profits next time senpai

[Anonymous No.19657087]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.19657092]

Based stock market doing its part to get us more Trump Bux

[Anonymous No.19657095]

>>19657044
StanLeeMedia v2.0

Stop fucking scamming people, you asshole. Least of all your own /biz/ bros. It's dead, Jim.

[Anonymous No.19657096]

this is the end, boys

[Anonymous No.19657097]

I keep telling you guys every bear had surrendered and nothing was responding to fundamentals, that there was a very high chance of some large gap down soon and that you should switch from investing to daytrading. Had you listened to me you would have 0 losses today. In fact, you'd be looking at the market as a giga opportunity for insane profit.

[Anonymous No.19657100]

Sold most of my stock yesterday, plus 40 percent since I bought at end of April

[Anonymous No.19657112]

>>19657087
im a long term baggie we dont pay attention to this

im down liek 5k today anjd yesterday

[Anonymous No.19657114]

>/biz/ thinks we are going into the second leg down

Markets will fucking moon today.

[Anonymous No.19657115]

>>19657087
FUUUUUUUUckkkkKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.19657116]

>>19657083
Thats what (((they))) want you to do. Next time the market shoots up, many are going to panic sell and miss the real bull run.

[Anonymous No.19657118]

odds of circuit breaker today?

[Anonymous No.19657119]

Tomorrow red or green

[Anonymous No.19657120]

I’m gonna start buying. My investment strategy is do the opposite of what I see on /biz/ it’s working pretty gud

[Anonymous No.19657122]

Shares I bought on Monday. SSL, SAVE and USO.

Think this might be last day on Biz boys, its been fun.

[Anonymous No.19657121]

>>19657072
Robinhood kiddies bought the biggest dip ever, and profited from the biggest pump ever.
They already won.

[Anonymous No.19657124]

Fuck this, I'm selling today for the penny profits I've got left.
Given my intuition is terrible it probably means everything will go up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19657127]

[Anonymous No.19657130]

>>19657095
bullshit
you've done zero DD on GNUS

[Anonymous No.19657131]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FINANCE OR BUSINESS CAN SOMEONE TRANSALTE IT?

[Anonymous No.19657132]

I'm just not going to look at my fucking portfolio today. The fact that everything can tank while you're asleep is complete garbage. I have no stop losses set because of all the seemingly purposeful dumps lately. All I can hope now is that some of the cheaper stocks don't get delisted in a crash. Fuck my ass, at least I only invested free unemployment money

[Anonymous No.19657134]

>>19657114
lol

[Anonymous No.19657136]

>>19657121
zoom zooms havnt sold why would we we never reached the top

maybe the NASDAQ did but thats for bullshit like tesla which nobody loves

[Anonymous No.19657137]

>bobo for 3 months
>go all in on monday
>bogs doompit it for me

sorry bulls you're not allowed to win when you're on my side

[Anonymous No.19657138]

So we're selling at open and buying calls at 10am right?

[Anonymous No.19657141]

>>19656802

Okay then.
I'll be sitting on the sideline , get my dividends and ignore the market in total like i did back in march and am still here faggots.

IM STILL BULLISH, FCK THE BOBOS THEY NEVER WON LONGTERM

[Anonymous No.19657143]

>>19657087
>2020
>still investing in oil

Oil Dinos deserve their extinction

[Anonymous No.19657153]

>>19657114
pls no
I need literally one more day for my check to go through
I can see the fucking pending transaction held until tomorrow
Juden pls dump it one more day, my holdings are insufficient

[Anonymous No.19657152]

>>19656970
why didn't you wait for the price to stabilize after a recent listing? It's always up up up then down for newly listed stocks. Down 10% right now. Doesn't seem like a bad hold though, if you do hold.

[Anonymous No.19657155]

>>19657137
You've taken up the cross for all of us, fellow bear chad.

[Anonymous No.19657156]

>>19657136
>they havnt sold
t. your ass

[Anonymous No.19657158]

Reminder that SPY dropped from 292 to 281 in May and all it did was kick off the rise to 323.

[Anonymous No.19657159]

>>19656904

[Anonymous No.19657160]

>-2%
>everyone freaking out

you are like baby

[Anonymous No.19657161]

>>19657131
BUMP

[Anonymous No.19657163]

>>19657120
>fox business now has a gay dancer on
What is their strategy here

[Anonymous No.19657167]

>>19657121
Only if they got out. I'm happy for that anon who was up 26k that said he was getting out yesterday afternoon because he knew he was in over his head and not a stock wiz.

[Anonymous No.19657174]

Is this the second dip or will it go lower? I cant, I WONT miss out again.

[Anonymous No.19657176]

>>19657138
B-bros...
Is this a sign?
I'm scared

[Anonymous No.19657177]

>>19657137

When you finally capitulate then think, its going to fucking dump as soon as I buy, so you wait a while and it keeps going up, then you capitulate for real and buy. That is when it dumps.

[Anonymous No.19657180]

>>19656893
Why the fuck is this shit even allowed. There's no breaker when things go up is there?

[Anonymous No.19657185]

>>19657167
>Only if they got out.
Yeah, no way they're watching the futures right now, right?

[Anonymous No.19657186]

>futures are down 3.3%

[Anonymous No.19657191]

>brother going to sell almost everything at open
desu i will probably do the same

[Anonymous No.19657192]

>CNBC boomers are redpilling the normies on the complexities and dangers of time travel and alternate universes
>Cramer isn't even on yet
blessed
the future is bright

[Anonymous No.19657195]

>>19657141
One can be bullish and trade things going down as well.

[Anonymous No.19657194]

>>19657161
Ackman is going to SPAC a fast food joint

[Anonymous No.19657196]

>>19657122
hold. This is a shakeout by the JEWS to get your cheapies.

The JEWS cannot COPE by losing to robinhooders. They are so mad they are using all of their connections to crash markets to steal your cheapies.

[Anonymous No.19657197]

>>19657035
MRO gets close to 5.5 I'm doubling down. How goes MTDRs balance sheet look?

[Anonymous No.19657198]

>>19657176
can't even read that shit wtf are you 9

[Anonymous No.19657200]

>>19656810
I’m not. I have no money in the market just here to watch bootlickers who held the bag for corporate Jews get fucked.

[Anonymous No.19657204]

Don't buy the oil dip.

[Anonymous No.19657205]

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[Anonymous No.19657207]

>>19657160
Nobody gives a fuck about indexes you giant retard. We're all in meme stocks like airlines, REITs, and WFC which are down 10%+ just in premarket

[Anonymous No.19657208]

>>19657160
it’ll circuit break on open and gap down bigly

[Anonymous No.19657211]

>>19657177

or when you finally capitulate then think it's going to pump as soon as I sell, so you wait a while and it continues dumping, then you capitulate for real and sell, that is when the absolute bottom is in, never to be tested again

[Anonymous No.19657212]

>>19656802
TVIX
V
I
X

[Anonymous No.19657215]

>>19657174
Just buy incrementally during the dip rather than trying to time it.

[Anonymous No.19657216]

>>19657191
>he doesn't trade on extended hours premarket

[Anonymous No.19657218]

will we get a day like this again, bros?

[Anonymous No.19657220]

>>19657196
SSL Hold bro here. Still green on SSL but only by a bit. Really hoping things take a leg up some time in the next six months

[Anonymous No.19657222]

how can FED allow this?

[Anonymous No.19657226]

>buy the dip

[Anonymous No.19657230]

POP THESE NIGGAS LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA, YOU A SILLY NIGGA
IN THE HOOD WITH THEM BILLY NIGGAS AND THEM HOOVA NIGGAS
YOU RUN UP AND THEY SHOOTIN' NIGGAS, WE AIN'T HOOPIN' NIGGA
NO KB, YOU A LOSER NIGGA, UP THAT UZI NIGGA
ON THE STOOP, CRILLS IN MY DRAWERS, YOUR GIRL ON MY PHONE
SHE WANNA FUCK BUT KEEP HER CLOTHES ON, I ONLY WANT THE JAW
MAN THAT'S REALLY ALL I USE HER FOR AS I KICK HER OUT THE DOOR
I DON'T WANT HER, YOU CAN KEEP THE WHORE, SHE FIENDIN' FOR SOME MORE
IN NEW YORK MY NIGGAS DON'T MILLY ROCK, MY NIGGAS MONEY BOP
BLOW A CASE A NIGGA THROWIN' SHOTS, I RUN 'EM OFF THEY BLOCK
QUARTER MILLI IN THE STASH BOX, I GRINDED FOR MY SPOT
NIGGAS TALKING 'BOUT THAT CASH BUT MY BAG WORTH A LOT
I DON'T FUCK WITH NO OLD HOES, ONLY NEW HOES
PUT MY DICK IN HER BACKBONE, I PASS HER TO MY BRO
I DON'T LOVE HER THAT'S A SAD HO, SHE A BAD HO
I'MA FUCK HER THEN I DASH HOME, TO THE CASH HO

[Anonymous No.19657231]

>>19657218
literally never. they wont let it.

[Anonymous No.19657233]

>>19657218

yeah, tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19657234]

>>19657180
there are, its just it never goes up that fast

[Anonymous No.19657241]

FUCK YOU JEROME DO SOMETHIGN

[Anonymous No.19657242]

>>19657204
Yeah leave those cheapies for me. Can't wait to roll up on MRO when it gets back down to $4

[Anonymous No.19657246]

if you had 5,000$ and someone was holding a gun to your head and said you had to invest it today, what are you buying?

[Anonymous No.19657247]

who else here got JUSTed overnight?

[Anonymous No.19657248]

>>19657196
Do you hear them bashing retailers this morning? Then turn around kiss ass for a second.

[Anonymous No.19657254]

I wonder who's going to be the biggest sucker by the end of this week: The person who sees this as a dip and buys at open, or the person who sees this as a crash and sells everything.

[Anonymous No.19657256]

>>19657246

a coffin

[Anonymous No.19657258]

>>19657222
Any half-wit that works in finance knew what JP said yesterday would scare off amateur investors. That makes me think all the institutional investors are going to continue buying cheap ass shares while all the noobs get shook out

[Anonymous No.19657259]

>>19657246
nothing id take the bullet

[Anonymous No.19657260]

Sorry if this is common knowledge but what is the best way to use robinhood on your PC? I remember using some app called bluestacks before but it ran like shit. Any alternatives?

[Anonymous No.19657261]

>>19657191
same. I'm going to wait till the true second wave then buy

>>19657143
Fuck you. Oil will recover in a year or two tops.

[Anonymous No.19657265]

>>19657130
Im the guy who exposed the SLM connection fucktard.

StanLeeMedia rebranded as Pow Ent. Who then partnered with GNUS and formed Stan Lee Comics LLC as a joint venture. Both are media properties with insane valuations relative to their output that mooned by some ridiculous percentage then crashed through the floor.

Everything ive said about this shit stock has come to pass. It is a scam that will dump your fucking face off. Its sub 3$ now ffs.

[Anonymous No.19657267]

>>19657246
oil

[Anonymous No.19657268]

BOBROS. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sGYVErZEQQ

[Anonymous No.19657271]

>>19657246
us bonds

[Anonymous No.19657273]

>wake up
>boeing with yet another 737 fuck up
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.19657275]

>>19657246
SWBI IF IT DIPS BELOW $16
OTHERWISE I SPEND IT ALL ON HOOKERS AND BOOZE

[Anonymous No.19657276]

[Anonymous No.19657278]

>>19657246
MSFT

[Anonymous No.19657280]

>>19657246
POOL

[Anonymous No.19657282]

>>19657246
TVIX
V
I
X

[Anonymous No.19657285]

>>19657247
Me, I had 10k in my acct yesterday, which was my goal, now im at 8k

[Anonymous No.19657286]

>>19657246
puts on TQQQ. this is only the beginning.

[Anonymous No.19657287]

>>19657246

SQQQ

[Anonymous No.19657289]

>>19657254
>by the end of this week
try "end of next month" and it will for sure be the latter

[Anonymous No.19657290]

>>19657246
SSL with a side of XOM and BRK.B

[Anonymous No.19657291]

>>19657246
evolution mining (asx: evn). a based gold producer, the AUD:USD currency pairing will hurt them in the short term though

[Anonymous No.19657294]

>>19657246
$CARR

[Anonymous No.19657295]

>>19657196
How low will they go so I can buy more

[Anonymous No.19657296]

>>19657246
HTGC, ARCC, ENBL, HPE

[Anonymous No.19657297]

>>19657260
>Any alternatives?
get a proper broker faggot

[Anonymous No.19657300]

>>19656802

Dont worry guys, Jerome will do something soon. It all needs to get packed first and then delivered out to da banks.

[Anonymous No.19657301]

>>19657246
SPXL

[Anonymous No.19657309]

Don't worry bros, Feds are gonna pump again and the anime posters are gonna larp that the economy is fixed, everything will return to normal

[TVIX Chad !dOcx/Mo93Q No.19657313]

>>19657246
TVIX 100%

I'm already 100% in TVIX and my spare change was put into SPXS

[Anonymous No.19657315]

>>19657260
yeah use a proper broker thats not a borderline mobioe game

[Anonymous No.19657317]

>>19657205
SCARED TO THE DEATH, SCARED TO LOOK THEY SHOOK

[Anonymous No.19657320]

Time in the market not timing the market you retards

[Anonymous No.19657321]

>>19657260
STAY ON /R/WALLSTREETBETS YOU FUCKING UNDERAGED PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19657322]

>>19657057
Rtx my nigga

[TVIX Chad !dOcx/Mo93Q No.19657333]

>>19657260
Robinhood now has a regular website. Took them long enough. I used to use blue stacks and it was so slow

[Anonymous No.19657336]

>>19657265
you're a bullshit filled short seller and i'll prove it

point out the current catalysts for growth. prove that you're neutral and not a FUD spreading faggot

[Anonymous No.19657337]

>>19657246
IVR calls

[Anonymous No.19657338]

>>19657207
I'm balls deep in EWY, as an intellectual it's my only choice.

[Anonymous No.19657339]

>>19657320
>Time in the market

[Anonymous No.19657344]

>VIX above 30

[Anonymous No.19657346]

>>19657207
this

[Anonymous No.19657351]

[Anonymous No.19657352]

>>19657300
>>19657309

Sounds like the rorschach meme, all the retail bagholders calling out to the fed to save them.

[Anonymous No.19657353]

>>19657320

[Anonymous No.19657355]

These dips have set me up for life. It's too easy to make money at the moment

[Anonymous No.19657356]

>>19656802
How are we doing IVR bros, personally today I am pic related.

[Anonymous No.19657357]

>>19657057
RTX ya dummy

[Anonymous No.19657358]

>>19657344
No it isn’t

[Anonymous No.19657360]

>>19657247
I won't know the damage until open, but I'm probably down like around 10k. My entire active portfolio of options is going to be worthless today (although there's still some time for it to recover next week), and my long holds will be down at least 6k. I'm betting on 15% total portfolio drop.

Why does shit always have to go down so much faster than it goes up? Fuck gravity.

[Anonymous No.19657362]

>>19657344
>VIX at 32

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19657363]

hows BP? should I put more into xom instead

[Anonymous No.19657365]

>>19657313
Dude from the bottom of my heart thank you for making me pull the trigger on this bitch. I sold all my MRO and PSX and bought in big on TVIX to hedge my long term holds (XOM and RDS.B) and I am so fucking happy I did that.

[Anonymous No.19657367]

FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK REDDITORS
>FUCK REDDITORS

[Anonymous No.19657369]

>>19657356
>-27%

[Anonymous No.19657371]

ROBINHOOD APP DOWN
ROBINHOOD APP DOWN
ROBINHOOD APP DOWN
EXIT SCAM ALERT

[Anonymous No.19657372]

>>19656802

GUYS JEROME hERE, WE ALREADY ON 100% PRINTING
HALPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[Anonymous No.19657376]

what the fuck is wrong with this pajeets head on cnbc lmao

[Anonymous No.19657383]

>>19657355
So why do you think this will continue? If dipshits like you can make money then that means the house of cards will surely fall soon

[Anonymous No.19657386]

>>19657336
Short seller? LMAO I wouldnt touch this shit show scam stock with a 10ft pole. Im just trying to help my bros. But you do you, bud. Bet those bags are heavy as fuck right about now.

[Anonymous No.19657385]

>>19657022
>They already won.

that's some serious delusion. maybe some realized profits. I bet a lot did not though.

[Anonymous No.19657393]

no one here actually got stuck bagholding IVR, r-right?

[Anonymous No.19657396]

>>19657353
Thanks for CEQP and SSL shares fgts.
I wish I had more.
>they sold

[Anonymous No.19657400]

>>19657365
just know when to get out.

[Anonymous No.19657402]

MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.19657405]

Actually why the fuck is VIX up today? What precipitated this? ATH?

[Anonymous No.19657406]

>ROBHINHOOD DOWN
ROBINHOOD DOWN
>ROBHINHOOD DOWN
ROBINHOOD DOWN
>ROBHINHOOD DOWN
ROBINHOOD DOWN
>ROBHINHOOD DOWN
ROBINHOOD DOWN
>ROBHINHOOD DOWN
ROBINHOOD DOWN
>ROBHINHOOD DOWN
ROBINHOOD DOWN
>ROBHINHOOD DOWN
ROBINHOOD DOWN

[Anonymous No.19657408]

how do merkit werk?

[Anonymous No.19657409]

>>19657386
post a catalyst for growth
you're transparent as fuck
you've got kike dick down your throat you short selling FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.19657410]

>>19657385
It's time to let go anon.
They won this round.

[Anonymous No.19657411]

>>19657333
Appreciate it

[Anonymous No.19657412]

>>19657383
Make what you can and get out friend. It's what I have done.

[Anonymous No.19657413]

>GNUS
GO UP GO UP GO UP

[Anonymous No.19657414]

>>19657393
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.19657415]

>>19657273
kek RIP in piss Boeing

[Anonymous No.19657417]

>>19656986
literally anyone who wasn't delusional knew any REIT was a loser.

[Anonymous No.19657419]

>>19657393
Haha thats crazy man, who woulda done that?

[Anonymous No.19657420]

>>19657393
Do you have any idea what IVR is or does or why people are holding it long term or are you just a meme trader?

[Anonymous No.19657421]

>>19656802
you didn't buy at ATH did you?

[Anonymous No.19657422]

>>19657362
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHART OOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.19657423]

>another 1.5 mill filed for UI

[Anonymous No.19657425]

>>19657246
Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.19657426]

>>19657400
I'm thinking Friday I'll GTFO

[Anonymous No.19657435]

>>19656845

so i just buy it and then like hold?

[Anonymous No.19657436]

>>19657393
i wanna hold those BAGS if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.19657441]

>TV connection is shitty all of the sudden
>going to miss BASED VARNEY & CO.

Should I just end it?

[Anonymous No.19657444]

BIG RED FUTURES DILDOS

[Anonymous No.19657448]

>FIDELITY DOWN
>TD AMERITRADE DOWN
>VANGUARD DOWN
>SCHWAB DOWN


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[Anonymous No.19657452]

mom look Im a bigboy infestor!
Im literally just like warm buffet
I will be billionaire soon!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19657454]

Im thinking we'll see a retracement back to levels before the lastest pump before slowly riding back up again. June 3rd levels.

[Anonymous No.19657456]

Honestly bros should I just pull out for a massive loss? I trusted the "just hold bro" memes and my portfolio is down 20% and rapidly dropping. I've never been fucked this bad before.

[Anonymous No.19657458]

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GLOBAL MARKETS TODAY

[Anonymous No.19657461]

>>19657448
They are literally scared

[Anonymous No.19657464]

>>19657409
All this smoke for me, none for the people ripping you off right in front of your eyes. Typical cult think. The reason its failing isnt because its a scam, its because of my negative thetans and being an unperson. Yea ok. Again you do you. See you at .75c a share.

[Anonymous No.19657471]

>>19657261
>Fuck you. Oil will recover in a year or two tops.

based on what fundamentals? As far as I can see, even my daily commute, if I decided to drive through Hartford, is literally 30 miuntes. pre rona if I wanted to drive through Hartford it would have been 50min. Where is the oil demand? what makes you think it will ever come back if places like where I live, most people can WFH?

[Anonymous No.19657474]

>>19657393
is that heterochromia or is that thot wearing lenses

[Anonymous No.19657476]

If everything is going down, that means it will eventually go up.

[Anonymous No.19657479]

Did I do okay guys

[Anonymous No.19657480]

>>19657034
this is buttcoin bullrun all over again, and it is glorious.

[Anonymous No.19657481]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

[Anonymous No.19657482]

>>19657448
>Interactive Brokers running smoothly
Feels good to be using the patrician brokerage

[Anonymous No.19657483]

>>19657458
I was just admiring this too bono

[Anonymous No.19657491]

when green sirs

[Anonymous No.19657493]

Is 26k a resistance line?

[Anonymous No.19657495]

I HURT MYSELF TODAYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.19657498]

>>19657448
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19657499]

>>19657372
Jerome, use the forbidden technique! You have to!

[Anonymous No.19657501]

>>19657448
>everyone is exiting
>The Bogs know this
>they shut down everything

[Anonymous No.19657502]

>>19657471
you really think the only thing affecting oil price is the time it takes to commute to your wage slave job?

[Anonymous No.19657507]

I was going to spend $120 on puts today, as soon as it opened

Fuck me this fucking sucks dick

[Anonymous No.19657511]

>>19657476
no anon everything is gonna be a penny stock
we're going back to old american money where a house was $1,200

[Anonymous No.19657513]

>>19657464
Not even involved with your convo but c'mon dude either give him what he's asking for or continue to look like someone that's either obviously shorting the stock or doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. Are you the same dude talking shit about REITs that can't actually point to a reason why they're a bad buy?

[Anonymous No.19657514]

>>19657471
>most people can WFH?

delusional privileged rich retard

most people were on unemployment of 600 a week so they could survive through corona not working from home

[Anonymous No.19657516]

>>19657502
yes. because there is provably less cars on the road during literal rush hour.

[Anonymous No.19657517]

I bought IMRA at $15.86 and sold at $60 the other day.
Clown Market is a joke and easy to profit off of if you are patient and pay attn.

[Anonymous No.19657520]

Is it best to sell everything now?

[Anonymous No.19657521]

>>19657471
Yeah why would anyone flock to commodities when the fed is going nuts with QE? A total mystery bro

[Anonymous No.19657522]

>>19657456
It’s going to keep going down. You could sell now and buy back when the plummet ends

[Anonymous No.19657523]

>>19657456

Grow some balls faggot.

You know what?

I lost nearly 30k€ in the march selloff and gained all back cuz i hodl'd it out.
Im 6%+ right now and wont sell.
Instead im waiting those dividends.

Just trust orange man

[Anonymous No.19657524]

Kek, i don’t need the money now, time to hold on for dear life

[Anonymous No.19657526]

Awwww fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[Anonymous No.19657527]

>>19657448

IT'S REAL NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19657530]

How the fuck can one autistic tweet control the people live like this

[Anonymous No.19657532]

kek

[Anonymous No.19657537]

I'm fucking off of /smg/ and stocks until monday. I can't lose money if I never look at my robinhood account.

[Anonymous No.19657538]

>>19657192
Good thing I already had a wank today.

[Anonymous No.19657540]

God damn tanker stocks. They are still making good money. They never pumped to new absurd highs in the last month. Still dump

[Anonymous No.19657539]

>>19657522
how do you know when the plummet is gonna end?
>you can't
>this can be the last day of the plummet

just buy the dip

[Anonymous No.19657542]

>>19657516
cars aren't the only thing that affectthe price of oil you stupid faggot. transportation is like 4th, or 5th on the lsit of things that oil price is most dependent on

[Anonymous No.19657544]

>>19657464
i'll do it for you then you FUD FAGGOT

only remaining stan lee property not already purchased by disney
CEO already built one network and sold it to disney for 5.5 billion
exec team has connections to disney
24x increased nickelodeon showing due to popularity
retail line coming out and already in production
digital network being released ON EVERY FUCKING DIGITAL AVENUE on monday
stock being tanked by active short sellers LIKE YOU posting outright lies about offerings

[Anonymous No.19657545]

Sadly I don't got anymore spare green to bag cheapies with today... Why's life so cruel... Fucking hell..

[Anonymous No.19657548]

>>19657521
are you insane? at least retard metals don't go bad and are relatively easy to store long term.

[Anonymous No.19657549]

>>19657530
>>19657526
HOW WILL THE MARKET RECOVER
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.19657550]

>>19657527
Robinhood webapp is fine.. as usual.
TDA too.

[Anonymous No.19657551]

>>19657246
AMD, it can only go up

[Anonymous No.19657557]

>>19657549
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.19657558]

buy NHY

[Anonymous No.19657559]

>>19657482
>patrician
>takes up to 5 minutes for the candles to show up on a newly selected ticker
>candles rendered wrong 50% of the time with 2-minute candles showing up on the 15-minute graph and overlapping candles everywhere
>active candle virtually always wrong
>garbage TA tooling and indicator management
>nickel-and-dime tactics, no data by default, must subscribe to a $10/mo package to get the $1/mo package
>can't simultaneously prepare to trade a derivative and look at the underlying's graphs
>randomly switches to random items in watchlists just 'cuz
It's true that it remains up at all times but god damn it's criminally bad.
They can't even render negative values and got sued for millions due to that when wti went negative.

[Anonymous No.19657563]

>>19657532
Is this a visual graph of robinhood "investors" committing a suicide?

[Anonymous No.19657564]

>>19657550
i posted >>19657448

none of them are down i just post shit like that every red day to scare people because i think its funny

[Anonymous No.19657565]

We're halting at open, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.19657568]

>>19657542
so maybe answer my question then dipshit. The demand for crude is not recovering. Enjoy your retard yolo bet bags though.

[Anonymous No.19657569]

>>19657544
Uh what about Spider Man? Stan Lee created Spider man to.. Disney don't own it. Sony does.

[Anonymous No.19657570]

NEW
>>19657561
>>19657561
>>19657561

[Anonymous No.19657573]

>>19657539
So then buy back later today. You KNOW it’s going to drop another 10% in a half hour.

[Anonymous No.19657579]

>>19657061
Same Anon, same. We need to learn that the shares aren’t our fucking girlfriend or our Linkies. We knew in our hearts we should have sold fucking everything on Monday. Just go stand inside the empty pool in the backyard of the mansion and think about it for a while.

[Anonymous No.19657582]

>>19657540
This is my investing nightmare, that I have been caught in so many fucking times.

Companies that are doing well, keep putting out solid profits and EPS and stock value that drops like shit because who the fuck knows why.

[Anonymous No.19657584]

Cramer hilarious this morning

[Anonymous No.19657590]

Whew, personally down 8 percent so far. Here we go boys

[Anonymous No.19657596]

If you don’t buy this pull back you’re straight dummy

[Anonymous No.19657600]

>>19657548
lol yeah it's not like oil companies suck millions of gallons out of the ground and then hold onto it for months or years to get the best price or anything

[Anonymous No.19657618]

>>19657406
Nooooooo fukkkkkk

[Anonymous No.19657620]

3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
>3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
>3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
>3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
>3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
>3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT
>3100 DIAMOND SUPPORT

Nice try bears

[Anonymous No.19657624]

>>19657600
they provable cannot retard. that's why they have flare stacks and many wells cannot be stopped or slowed significantly. it's why we had WTI negatives because retards like you who speculated on assets you have no business speculating on could not honor their contracts.

[Anonymous No.19657627]

>>19657559
s-stop bullying my broker

[Anonymous No.19657645]

>>19657246
VIX calls

[Anonymous No.19657651]

>>19657246
ZM PUTS EXPIRING TOMORROW FOR 213

[Anonymous No.19657655]

>>19657176
Your broken fucking TV? Yeah it’s a sign that you’re a stupid nigger who puts a TV in front of a fucking window.

[Anonymous No.19657672]

how fucked am i

[Anonymous No.19657689]

>>19657620
305 is Double Diamond

[Anonymous No.19657694]

>>19657627
It's my broker too bro, but as soon as I have 50k to invest, I'm gong to try to switch to questrade again (questrade money transfer tools are broken and their support is so bad I just went with ibrk because they're the only two options)

[Anonymous No.19657713]

>>19657672
>macys

[Anonymous No.19657717]

>>19657672
>Macy's
you do realize they're not going to survive this economic crisis right?

[Anonymous No.19657763]

>>19657717
Perfect, it means the stock will triple in value overnight! HONK HONK HONK
(see all the airlines that went bankrupt, jcp, htz, and more).

[Anonymous No.19657764]

>>19657717
>women
>window shopping

[Anonymous No.19657804]

>>19657295
Bought in at $2.00 the first time. If it goes back down I’m just gonna throw money at them.

[Anonymous No.19657920]

>>19657764
>women
>window shopping
>supporting man loses job / gets hours cut
>no more window shopping

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19657951]

Is the nasdaq going to pop a breaker today?

[Anonymous No.19657966]

>>19657951
Your mom is

[Anonymous No.19657969]

>>19657920
>thots
>cosplay
>streaming

[Anonymous No.19658007]

>>19657969
Then invest in LULU

[Anonymous No.19658131]

>>19657247
>start with 2000
>at 20000 on monday
>at 10000 now
Oh no, better kill mysekf and sell so buffet and all his shit head friends can buy back in low after manipulating shit to cover for their colossal mistakes.

[Anonymous No.19658279]

why is everyone sperging out? all over this small dip?

[Anonymous No.19658407]

>>19658279
please let this be true, i cant even pay my rent if we dont recover

[Anonymous No.19658452]

>>19657313
Chad how high does TVIX go? Is it too late to buy in now?

[Anonymous No.19658494]

>>19657520
God, no. Buy more

[Anonymous No.19658513]

>>19658407
>he hasn't listened to the most basic advice

>>19658452
probably up to $700, might spike higher up to $1100 ish. I would personally only ride to $550 or so, maybe start selling from $550 in $75 intervals. I'm always really risk averse, so take what I say with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.19658526]

Shill me on some option plays while they're on sale

[Anonymous No.19658571]

>>19658494
Only if you were 70% cash, i would say this. The only thing to grab right fucking now might be bonds if you have absolutely none. I would stick to Government etfs like MUB or a Corp bond fund. You're tying your cash up there for about 1.5 years. I also wouldn't exceed your age as a % for the allocation. the rest really should be cash or hedged equities.

[Anonymous No.19658601]

>>19658571
>1.5 years
1.5 minimum.