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When I make it in crypto I'm gonna go retire in Colombia get me a latina waifu and be comfy.

>> No.19635003

I "only" have a 7 inches dick.
Bitches there are used to way bigger dicks, they'll cuck me.

>> No.19635021

>>19634977
They’re sexy and they do good sex and make good mommies and cook well, but they are all fucking crazy. You better have a high tolerance for that shit or you’re going to knife.

>> No.19635042

>>19634977
Be very careful in Colombia, you need to live in a gated community with private security. Anytime you leave don't wear any fancy watches or jewelry. I heard a story of a dude getting robbed on his way home from the airport because of what he was wearing

>> No.19635189

>>19635003
You’ll need to be 6in girth
Avg Colombian is 7-8 in but thick

>> No.19635352

>>19634977
>be comfy
What the fuck does this even mean?

>> No.19635370

Go to Gringo Tuesdays once it reopens anon. I met/dated some of the most beautiful women that I've ever laid eyes on. It's a language exchange night where local university girls want to practice English with native speakers. No need to break the ice!

>> No.19635437
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>>19635352
>he doesn't know

>> No.19635735

>>19635189
I have just under 6 inch girth and a colombian woman told me it's the biggest she's ever had after I finished pounding her ass

>> No.19635788

>>19634977
that's kind of my plan too. i just want to get like a 200k nest egg and then go move to colombia where cost of living is ridiculously cheap and there are beautiful latinas everywhere.

>> No.19636429

>>19634977
That woman is actually argentinian larping as colombian. Do not go to Colombia. It is a black ethnostate looking to loot whitey. It is unsafe and dangerous. Go to Argentina or Chile instead. It is redpilled, white, cheap and prosperous. Women are 10/10s there.

>> No.19636462

>>19636429
Patagonia looks extremely based. Is the Chilean side safer than the Argentinean side?

>> No.19636487

>>19636462
Yup. It is all extremely based.

>> No.19636498
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>>19635021
>They’re sexy and they do good sex and make good mommies and cook well, but they are all fucking crazy.
So they are literally perfect?

>> No.19636502

>talking to colombian via IG
>she wants a kid
>I tell her I’ll give her one
>a month later this women is ready to tattoo my name on her body
>haven’t even met her outside of video chatting
>constantly asking for dick pix

I think I fucked up senpai

>> No.19636515

>>19634977
And I’ll be here waiting for you ready to shank you for your shit gringo

>> No.19636517

>>19636498
>settling for a mutt
go to argentina and have white babies instead, white man.

>> No.19636621

>>19636517
Isnt Argentinas economy all fucked up or is that a meme perpetrated by Jews to discourage white frog posters from traveling to the promised land?

>> No.19636633
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>>19636517
Just stop

>> No.19636747

>>19636621
If you are making USD you'll be fine no matter where you go. All the whites are doing just fiine in the south while the peruvian/bolivian/paraguayan 'new argentines' are living off their banana currency.
>>19636633
t. looting george floyd colombian nigger
ooga booga my friend, ooga booga.

>> No.19636798

>>19636747
>damn it I’m whiiiite