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Need your expert advice /biz/. Have a strong desire to make it and I need the weaponised autism in this board desu.

>21, £2000 in Stonks
>Earn £24,000 a year waitering
>But saving 95% of my income from now on because don't pay accommodation and quite frugal

Realistically, what's my best shot ? Thinking I save £22k a year and put it into stonks diligently, dollar cost averaging. Fuck I just wanna /makeit/ and not slave.

>> No.19625519

The only real answer is to pour your funds into Tokensets. There's no token to shill, and no bags to fill, so you won't hear about them much on this board.

>> No.19625526

>>19625494
>Realistically, what's my best shot ?
ending it all right now

>> No.19625541

>>19625519
this or BUY LINK, those are the two viable options you'll get from here. Fuck off to the archives now.

>> No.19625566

>>19625494
Put 90% of your investable allocation into LINK, 10% into PNK.

>> No.19625589

>>19625541
ignore this cultist anon. scamstinkers cant go a thread without showing up and trying to shill their scam token on people to get them to buy it. avoid scamstink at all costs. you would be better throwing your money into an unknown like validity or statera or pyro or kin over scamstink.

>muh 2.5yrs cult retort
to do nothing be nothing accomplish nothing cultist

>> No.19625664

>>19625494
imagine throwing your genes away just so you can plug a gook 6/10

>> No.19625682

>>19625664
ask me how i know you're an insecure 5/10 white boy from middle america with no accomplishments of your own to speak of

>> No.19625743

>>19625664
He's British his genes were gonna get flushed down the toilet eventually.

t. 40% white British in london

>> No.19625798

>>19625494
>£22k a year and put it into stonks diligently
retard. go all in crypto

>> No.19625833

>>19625798
But I don't know what to put it in and seems risky

>> No.19625843

>>19625664
this

>> No.19625871

>>19625494
My man, you have time on your side meaning compound interest is your friend, invest early invest hard. Put 25% crypto, 50% FB, GOOGLE, MICROSOFT, and AMD, 25% MODERNA and AYTO. enjoy your gf and job and let that shit grow.

>> No.19625911

>>19625494
Where can a white lad get a gf like this? Looks like the swiss alps to me.

>> No.19625946

>>19625911
Korea

>> No.19625952

>>19625664
He looks happier than you.

>> No.19625969

>>19625682
because i offended you, probably

>> No.19626148

>>19625833
>seems risky
Listen up retard.
Do you honestly think you are gonna make it from putting in 20k per year in the fucking lame stockmarket (which btw is only propped up by banks)
Your best shot at making a fortune is buying crypto. ETH or LINK or both

>> No.19626182

>>19625682
Found the chink

>> No.19626218

>>19625871
>invest early
>BUY MSFT!

>> No.19626282

>>19625664
White women are trash plus asians give great head plus they are unironically tight asf plus they have high iq

>> No.19626314

>>19625664
based

>> No.19626323

>>19626282
based

>> No.19626369

>>19625833
>seems risky
well yeah...have you heard of this concept of risk vs reward. You're a poorfag so you better start throwing some haymakers.

>> No.19627012

>>19625541
Or LEND. Don't forget LEND

>> No.19627095
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19627095

>>19625911
>>19625946
>>19626282
>>19625952
Based and Korean girl friend pilled

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19627164

>>19627095
I dare you to reverse image search this. I know you won’t because it’ll go against your deeply held preconceptions

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>>19627164
What’s that?

>> No.19627409

>>19627271
korean girls jawbones

>> No.19627749

>>19627095
but yiren is chinese

>> No.19627927

>>19625833
Fuckin' retard ignores the only foolproof answer in this thread (>>19625519), and then starts whining about risk while asking for investment advice. Fuck off.

>> No.19628054

>>19627164
>>19627409
surely taking this bone out of someones head would have negative consequences, r-right?

>> No.19628498

>>19625494

whoever did her eyelids needs to be fired

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>>19625494
you have an income problem. Theres literally zero point learning investments when you dont have money to invest. Chuck all the money you can in to a low cost index fund (VOO or similar, lower fees correlate with higher returns) and then work out how you can earn more money.

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>>19627409
stop lying