34yo virgin gets a 23yo 10/10 escort

[Anonymous No.19578443]

>be 34yo virgin
>get a 23yo 10/10 escort
>its just 400 bucks for 2 hours eth gains pay for it
>tell her I'm virgin and get the full GF experience even teaches me how to french kiss
>shes doing everything I want and I coom 6 times until balls are literally empty
>fell in love with her and thinking about asking her to be my wife
>know that this is really dumb but cant stop thinking about her day and night

(1/2)

[Anonymous No.19578478]

kys

[Anonymous No.19578490]

>>19578443
>he’s STILL not barking for ARK
ngmi

[Anonymous No.19578497]

>>19578443
You didn't have enough link

[Anonymous No.19578551]

Lol

[Anonymous No.19578581]

>>19578443
You are a retard and you are going to lose all your money and be very miserable

[Anonymous No.19578585]

>>19578443

without you finishing the story, i already know how it ends.

[Anonymous No.19578586]

>>19578443
Get another one, then come back and tell us if you want to get married

[Anonymous No.19578628]

>>19578585
Why are so many people like this? I know you're a desperate virgin but you have to know better than to try and start a relationship with a prostitute

[Anonymous No.19578636]

by 34 I expected you to be better.
Women are the devil

[Anonymous No.19578639]

NO. 2 CHOP CHOP AMIGO
DON'T GOT ALL DAY HERE PICK UP THE SLACK

[Anonymous No.19578686]

>>19578443
include a pic of her when you post part 2

[Anonymous No.19578867]

>>19578443
Did you cum inside of her without a condom?
You need to impregnate her

[Anonymous No.19578931]

>>19578443
Why not try out the virtual girlfriend experience ?

[Anonymous No.19578947]

Where the fuck people getting escorts? Backpage closed

[Anonymous No.19578960]

>>19578947
Eros

[Anonymous No.19578966]

>>19578443
>>19578628

It's just one-itis. It's caused by having no other perceived options as the focus of your sexual desires.

As soon as OP experiences another woman, he will switch to her and have more options, and the one-itis will be broken. Or at least it will switch targets until he learns not to engage in such focused emotional obsession about one person.

[Anonymous No.19578975]

>/biz/

[Anonymous No.19579016]

>>19578585
>>19578686
>>19578443
On my phone now. No she didn't allow pictures.

(2/2)

>Decide to call her with the number she gave me
>Phone number doesn't work
>Mfw
>Try to contact her through business means
>Get ghosted
>Keep trying
>She finally agrees after $400 again
>Just wants to fuck
>I want to tell her how I feel
>Tell her she doesn't have to do this anymore, I can provide for her
>Atmosphere instantly becomes awkward as she tells me this job is her choice and I'm judging her
>Try to explain I love her
>She is weirded out and I let her leave early
>Tfw I just ruined my only chance at a relationship with a 10/10
>Super depressed rn and want to die
>Still can't stop thinking about her
How can I cope bros? This really sucks.

[Anonymous No.19579041]

>>19579016
On the off chance that this isn't bait, you're legitimately retarded.

[Anonymous No.19579069]

Stop being such a petty cuck. She's a nasty whore with a pretty face. A WHORE, you heard that? But even her pretty face bears traces of malice and depravity that you're unable to discern. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.19579078]

>>19579016
I know this is bait but in this hypothetical meme scenario the protagonist ruined his chances a decade and a half prior to the beginning of the story

[Anonymous No.19579081]

>>19579016
fuck more women to get over this puppey love stage. You fucked one whore wont here to fuck more. And just an fyi no women in your age group will love you the same way yo do them. Get that out of your head

[Anonymous No.19579089]

>>19578443
kys incel

[Anonymous No.19579102]

>>19579016
Well at least your life can't get any lower than this. Only upwards from here!

[Anonymous No.19579109]

How do I get a 10/10 prostitute for 2 hours for $400?

[Anonymous No.19579127]

>>19579102
Assuming said life doesn't end shortly after posting this lol

[Anonymous No.19579130]

>>19579016
you dipped

[Anonymous No.19579131]

>>19578443
>>fell in love with her and thinking about asking her to be my wife
>>know that this is really dumb but cant stop thinking about her day and night
kek, I remember the first time I saw an escort, GFE too

[Anonymous No.19579136]

>>19579109
This. That’s how I know this is a larp

[Anonymous No.19579256]

>>19579016
>How can I cope bros? This really sucks.
If it's not a larp, you're fucking pathetic. There is nothing more cringe than a client falling in love with a hooker.
If you fall in love with a girl (even worse, a hooker) after 2 hours it just means you have deep psychological issues. There is a reason why you're a virgin at 34 (mental illness, attachment disorder).

>Tfw I just ruined my only chance at a relationship with a 10/10
In her mind you're a fucking pathetic weirdo and she wouldn't touch you with a 10ft pole. She really wanted to ghost you at first but she really needed the money. Stop thinking you had any chance with her in the first place. Clients are the last persons hookers want to have a relationship with.
I bet she's writing to her hooker friends about that horrible delusional and weird client she just had.
>Still can't stop thinking about her
Pathetic, you're unironically mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.19579325]

>>19579016
Propaply bait.
But I second this >>19579256

It is propaply best to either kys or to fuck more hookers. This way you will spend all your money on whores. Pathetic cuck

[Anonymous No.19579329]

>>19578443
>kissing a prostitute

gross

[Anonymous No.19579337]

That rate isn't even half bad in murica my friend got fleeced 400$ for an hour in Vegas

[Anonymous No.19579342]

>>19579016
Learn to use your rational side.
Love is like a poison to your mind.
You have to slowly develop a resistance to it.

[Anonymous No.19579370]

>>19579109
dudes a virgin so she probably wasnt 10/10

[Anonymous No.19579393]

>>19579016
i feel u bro, just keep trying eventually she will give in to u.

[Anonymous No.19579437]

>fell in love with her and thinking about asking her to be my wife
She's a literal whore.

[Anonymous No.19579488]

>>19579337
Yeah the Vegas girls know what they're doing. I spent $700 one night to bang a little blonde hottie with great tits...but I was up money and drunk and she knew it.

[Anonymous No.19579566]

>>19578443
>falling for the vaginal jew
Not even once...

[Anonymous No.19579608]

>>19578443
It's perfectly normal to feel that way... it will fade over time.

And congrats, you probably got herpes and HPV strains :)

[Anonymous No.19579726]

>>19579016
>>19578628
Feminists ruined a whole generation of men

[Anonymous No.19579740]

>>19578443
>fell in love with her and thinking about asking her to be my wife

Hahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.19579764]

>>19579437
doxx, stalk and serenade her. she'll love it OP

[Anonymous No.19580115]

>>19578443
>>19579016

I must be a LARP.

[Anonymous No.19580134]

>>19578867
This

[Anonymous No.19580179]

>>19579342
THIS

[Anonymous No.19580184]

>>19579016
Stop being a cuck

[Anonymous No.19580187]

>>19579016
Your IQ is too. Best avoid talking tot people.