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>> No.19480249

First for nuked threads

>> No.19480252
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>>19480153
They laughed when I said
>SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name.
laughed

>> No.19480258

FUCK MODS FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.19480262
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19480262

what's zoom going to do?
if only we had some recent examples of zoom moons to look at...

>> No.19480265
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was last thread OP a terrorist

>> No.19480268

What faggot mods

>> No.19480269

why did it get deleted

>> No.19480276
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19480276

Even the media can't explain this shit

>> No.19480291

>>19480269

I’m assuming because the guy in op’s image has a swastika on him. But it’s from a fucking movie and he was being arrested in that scene. Mods are the biggest faggot Cucks there are

>> No.19480293
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19480293

>When you click ban and delete all without checking the post history.

>> No.19480294
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19480294

>ZOOM? YOU BET I'VE HEARD OF THAT! IT'S LIKE TWITCH BUT FOR BUSINESS MEETINGS! I'M ALL IN!

>> No.19480296
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Janny’s new tattoo

>> No.19480297
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19480297

Wtf jannies, I was trying to tell yotsubafriend we look overbought!

>> No.19480300
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19480300

FUCK JANNIES EDITION

>> No.19480305

>>19480276
Thats because the media is retarded and the country is used to chimpouts and don't care.

>> No.19480306

>>19480276
''Even the media''

You think they're are all mighty omnipotent fuckers ?

The media are all leeches, nothing else.

>> No.19480307

Ooooh zoom

>> No.19480308

I told you poltards to stop making racist posts.
You didn't believe me
Say the N word again
I dare you

>> No.19480312
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19480312

This is what we get for you retards trying to talk politics. Shit the fuck up about your views on non-stock related shit.

AND QUIT TAKING THE OBVIOUS BAIT

Pic is Jerome powell and his broad.

>> No.19480314

wtf was that spy pump at the end

>> No.19480321

>imagine having puts open on Zoom right this very second

>> No.19480327 [DELETED] 

>>19480308
nigger

>> No.19480328

>>19480312
Fuck off niggerlover

>> No.19480331
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>>19480297
we do look overbought

>> No.19480333
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19480333

>>dingdingdingfren
Bretty good day. Long and strong.

>> No.19480334

>>19480312
You are correct. /pol/ has to go back.
As long they continue making pol tier posts, the threads will get reported.

>> No.19480335

So I shorted ZM
I feel good about it
But there's this little voice at the back of my mind that keeps saying one word
"moon"
who's a cooler dude, me or the mind voice?

>> No.19480342 [DELETED] 

FUCK JANNIES
for banning my smg nigger edition

>> No.19480343

>zoom delivers huge numbers while in the middle of a lawsuit for lying about their numbers
stock price says:
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.19480344

>>19480297
Well. Tell us.

And tell me that GSX is going to go down. Killed all of my gains today. I should’ve checked the stocktwits to see who was on this trade.

>> No.19480349
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19480349

For once, the jannies are based. It seems that we're being raided by /pol/. I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind the scat threads in /biz/.

>> No.19480357

>>19480331
>we do look overbought
People were saying this in 2014

>> No.19480365

>>19480321
Stop attacking me fucking racist

>> No.19480370

>>19480308
The N word

>> No.19480372

>>19480334
We need to kick out
>/pol/
>anime posters
>tripfags
>ZM shills
Right the fuck now

>> No.19480374
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19480374

bought 1443 shares of SSL @5.20, sold @6.51, theb bought 3700 shares of LTM @1.55, holding till next month

my booty is clenched

>> No.19480376
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Buy Barrick gold, the CEO can take down lions.

>> No.19480377 [DELETED] 

>>19480334
This isn't /pol/, it's fucking chan culture and you faggots need to go back to plebbit. Not a single board likes bitch made niggers like you faggots and I made sick gains with GNUS. Kys

>> No.19480384

>>19480372

How about Reddit instead. Be gone faggot.

>> No.19480386

>>19480349
>raided by /pol/
is this a joke? It's clearly weeaboos that keep posting loli porn on a daily basis just as it is weeaboos that keep posting "SFW" loli porn in /smg/ threads.

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>>19480349
Fuck those bitches.

>> No.19480391

>you now remember the covid hoax of 2020

>> No.19480393
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19480393

First day in the weeks I have been doing this that I have seen BAM leading the back
>DUDE SHROOMS
oof

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>>19480349
Suck my dICK YOU LITTLE FAGGOT. I MADE A KILLING WITH GNUS!!!

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>>19480384
>How about reddit instead. Be gone faggot.

>> No.19480403
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Anyone else looking forward to CPB earnings tomorrow? I got my Chunky chicken noodle right here.

>> No.19480407
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I went all in

>> No.19480415 [DELETED] 

>>19480349
>t. pedopheliac nigger lover
s-sure

>> No.19480417
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Ah. So now zoom becomes a $75b market cap?

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>so, you bought options again...

>> No.19480420

>>19480376
But can he take down
wait now this is good
can he take down
bears?

EYYYY
OOOOH
WE'RE GONNA ROCK
DOWN
TO
ELECTRICAVENUE

>> No.19480421
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>complaining about /pol/ posting on 4chan

>> No.19480431

>>19480407
on what

>> No.19480432
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>>19480386
>is this a joke?
Kill yourself
Human trash

Youre like a woman, going where you’re not wanted and then trying to make everything change for you.

>> No.19480442

>>19480372
>S-STOP, W-WE'RE BEING SEWIUS HEUW

>> No.19480444

>>19480407
Saved, pls report back tomorrow

>> No.19480448

>>19480349

Every board hates niggers especially right now in these uncertain times

>> No.19480451

*holds 12 simple stocks and outperforms all r*ddit vanguard etf trannies and 4channel MRO fags*

>> No.19480452

>>19480407
Whoa a whole $12!?!?!??!

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>>19480432
UH OH, this sperg is about to freak out and start posting pooping children on /biz/ from his VPN!

Watch out!

>> No.19480465

>>19480377
>chan culture
so you are saying pathetic losers, social outcasts, incels, i want to kms type of posters, neets, anime posters, etc etc. can also be RACIST? doesnt make sense to me.

>> No.19480467 [DELETED] 

>>19480432
Fuck off you disgusting low life faggot.

>> No.19480471

Imagine complaining about any kind of posting on a messageboard. Its part of the fun, don't be retarded.

>> No.19480472

>>19480431
GNUS. Coulda been all in at 0.38 .. I'll see how it goes

>> No.19480475
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19480475

>ZM
What a fucking circus

>CRWD
Easy money

>> No.19480486 [DELETED] 
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19480486

niggers and jews are a market force

>> No.19480489

>>19480344
Put/call ratio is running so hot I'm getting a lil worried. Might not see selling this week but June will be more interesting than May imo. Or maybe not and we have a historically unprecedented rally to all time highs :3
I have no idea when GSX is going down, but it's going to hard eventually. That's why I advocate the limited risk spred!
>>19480357
Probably true

>> No.19480496

Anything new coming out tomorrow? More unemployment data Thurs and Friday.

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>>19480442
come say that to my face, faggot see what happens

>> No.19480501 [DELETED] 

>>19480432
>a literal pedo calling others human trash
r-right buddy

>> No.19480502
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>>19480297
>>19480331
>we look overbought
That's what happens when everything is cheap. Best examples were the toilet papers and hand sanitizers, remember when the shelves were emptied during the height of the pandemic? That's the stock market right now, anything useful is being overbought because it seems that some of our bullbros are getting too greedy.

>> No.19480505
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19480505

4PM 4PM

>> No.19480506
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19480506

The huge red volume flag on ZM makes me think that it'll dump hard tomorrow

>> No.19480511 [DELETED] 

>>19480465
Yes, people like you post here. Now grow some skin and stop being such a guy whore of a drama queen or else niggers will burn your house down for George Floyd, the faggot killing nigger who had to be put down by a pig motherfucker to keep from rampaging on trannies like you. Dilate bitch!

>> No.19480513

ZM is trying to pump and dump simultaneously

>> No.19480521

>economic outlook might take 10 years to recover
>stocks go up for 10 years on hopes of recovery and optimism

>> No.19480526

>>19480333
so many ETF's wtf

>> No.19480535

Why the fuckkkkkk does NIO keep going up???

>> No.19480542

>>19480501

Those little girls are actually 100s or even 1000s of years old you faggot!

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>>19480374
Am I gonna make it holy moly

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>>19480372
>banned for questionably work safe 2D breasticles
I'll be back when these screeching anti 2D and poltarded immigrants and jannies calm down. Sorry guy who I said id research CF/TRIA/Insurrection act for. You're still right in general that there is conflicting info because TRIA and war are unrelated, but antifa riots are likely to fall under Terror and fire is still likely covered by CF even with conditional terrorism exclusion. Carriers are still fags, but the small businesses that purchased insurance should be ok. Main Street probably won't get their BI coverage, however, especially without TRIA. Even then bio is likely going to get in the way. Rip
Logging off.

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19480556

Where my DFS nigga hoez at? Been riding this slut since 39. Sucks to be a white boy.

>> No.19480560

I miss moot :c

>> No.19480567
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>>19480349
Found the nigger

>> No.19480582

>>19480276
psychology terrorist inspirational material for niggers and antifa trying to get them to damage the stock market somehow (attack corporate headquarters etc, nyse, whatever)

>> No.19480590

>>19480506

You have puts open huh

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>>19480237
Finally recovering from my $2000 losses with SPY calls, feels good bros. Based blacks are making SPY significantly undervalued and every dip is pretty much free money, at least for the time being. Im all fucking in. If i lose all my money im just calling dr. Nypa and ending it all

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Down to my last Regeneron...
Who the fuck thought it would go from $480 to $620 in a few short months!
Feelin Pretty good about my MU too!

FUCK CHINKS

>>19480467
Post portfolio and keep seething.
No one cares about your opinion.

>> No.19480604

my net worth increased by $85k the last 12 months. this is looking like a good year

>> No.19480610
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>>19480398
>I MADE A KILLING WITH GNUS!!!
That's a clever move. If only everyone here would just talk about their favorite stocks and leave the racist stuff out.

>> No.19480613

>>19480594

> Based blacks are making SPY significantly undervalued
You do realize that FANG and tech related stocks are either reaching or surpassing ATH, right? P/E ratios are really overvalued.

>> No.19480630

>>19480535
Bump I want to understand too

>> No.19480633

>>19480610

There’s literally nothing wrong with being racist. Niggers are racist too.

>> No.19480634
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>mfw on a whim I bought some of that Bola gun stock ($WRTC) that dude was shilling in the other thread

what am I in for

>> No.19480638
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the SPY afterhours price movement is pretty silly
it makes me say lol

>> No.19480642

>>19480590
I do :3

>> No.19480645

>>19480594
oh my god im reCOOOOOOOOOOOVERING

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>>19480604
>85k
You could've put more money into that but I assume you were expecting a crash this year?

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>>19480472
>Coulda been all in at 0.38 .. I'll see how it goes
Ahhh, yes that’s definitely not a gambler’s fallacy. I see great things in your future.

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>>19480642
I should've sold them when it hit 197

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>>19480501
>literal pedo
Where? If you’re talking about yourself, please leave. Consider therapy.

>>19480555
Maybe VYT general would be a better place to talk stocks and not about how we feel about other races?

>>19480535
Have you seen the data coming out of China? All the high frequency macro data says they pulled off the V. Fucking monsters nuked the global economy and then V’ed out.

>> No.19480677 [DELETED] 

>>19480610
sorry you're colorblind

>> No.19480682

>>19480372
>we
Or "we" just kick out your faggot ass.

>> No.19480689

>>19480333
>SDIV
been tempted by this but it looks like a yield trap with a bunch of risky holdings

>> No.19480690

>>19480651
Scared money doesn't make money ;^)

>> No.19480692

Here is a complete list of things ever worth buying:
TQQQ
SPXL
UDOW
>if pussy
SSO
>if adventurous
URTY
TNA
That's it. Everything else should be options you retards.

>> No.19480701 [DELETED] 

>>19480672
>Where? If you’re talking about yourself, please leave. Consider therapy.

it's a safe bet to assume all men into anime are pedophiles and borderline sociopathic.

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I can't cope with the current market. I'm taking a 2 day break from trading and will come back with a fresh mindset.
Best of luck to those hunting gains.

>> No.19480704

I YOLO'D into WFC and sold at a loss of $100.00 today. Ugh. Did not want to long

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>>19480420
He seems to like hunting exotic animals, not bears, although he's probably hunted some of those.

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>>19480646
I hate Mohammed el-bearian for telling me to go high quality and stay away from high beta. Fucking asshole.

But I guess he didnt know what J was up to.

>> No.19480724

>>19480646
I'm fully invested. I was down to like $4k in my checking account earlier this year and still piling it in. maxed my ira on jan 1st and I've had my 401k contributions maxed for the last 2 years now. I sold $SHOP @ $795

>> No.19480732

>>19480374
>>19480551
based degenerate. You got balls, I hope you make it

>> No.19480733

>>19480672
So China Stocks are just going to continue to soar? Fuck China and fuck any American investing in China

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Fuck me, why didn't I buy gun manufacturers stocks then the protests started? Ruger's only 2 dollars below their 52 week max atm with all the riots

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>>19480567
You're also a nigger for working 9-5 under a retard boss because you had to pay for your student loans.

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>>19480692
Only things worth holding are TQQQ:TMF, and SOXL when it's depressed versus TQQQ

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>ZM meeting hard afterhours resistance on 122% earnings

>> No.19480775

>>19480672
Smug anime doesn’t work when we all know you are mad

>> No.19480795

xspa was fun, gonna bull hard tommorow

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19480798

Applied for a job, interview went great, got a call today from HR saying everyone loved me and that I was the best external applicant, BUT they MAY be considering internal applicants only. But they don't know when they're going to make the decision of internal applicants only. So I don't know if I'll ever get the job and they put me on the hook. god dammit what is this bullshit?

>> No.19480809

>>19480672
Nobody enjoys reading your uninformed cringe posts you disgusting pedophile. Put on a trip so we can filter you.

>> No.19480817

>>19480769
Hard to go up when you are already at the top

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>>19480374
I am joining in. See you all in hell

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>>19480690
>picks a random chart of a stock that has already mooned
>I could have gone all in at (price prior to mooning) but I didn’t so I’ll just go all in at (price after 500% moon). Wish me luck guys lol! ^_^

>> No.19480829

>>19480798
This isn't your personal blog

>> No.19480830 [DELETED] 

>>19480672
>Consider therapy.
>a person heavily bullied at school leading him to find joy in imaginary worlds and escapist hobbies spiced up with cartoon child pornography giving psychology advice
o-okay, my pedonigger

>> No.19480833

>>19480798
what job though

>> No.19480838

What's peak ZM

>> No.19480840

>>19480376
>>19480711
Kek I posted that one a while ago. I’m waiting for it to dip to $20 before buying more.

Already bought too much at 25 like a fucking idiot. I wanted to build a position in my IRA because currency risk and the gains from my original position. Now FUCK THESE BAGS!!!
Also that shit IS an ESG risk, and I hate it but that matters now.

>>19480701
You haven’t read any books about crime, I’m guessing. You’re saying some very stupid things.

You came into an anime forum and talk shit about anime. That disregard for the desires of others is more indicative of sociopathy than watching cartoons.

Read a book

>> No.19480842

>>19480372
kys faggot

>> No.19480845

>>19480765
There was an /smg/ thread about gun stocks yesterday >>19457021 you probably missed it.

>> No.19480848

>>19480689
That, DIV and SMHB will bleed out over time. I only bought because of how far everything had tanked. Used to hold some of these prior to March and was not adding any more because of that very reason, just didn't seem worth it. The way things are going, I feel ok with these for now. They don't make up a very large chunk of the portfolio anyway.

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19480866

>>19480372
>we

>> No.19480868

>>19480798
This is why networking is so powerful. You don't want to be talking to HR. They rarely know what is really needed or desired in the company. You really want to hand your resume to a manager or higher up directly to get you away from the HR stack of doom.

>> No.19480870

>>19480798
That's every business during corona, they cut all the standing offers and dropped all interviewees in big tech.

>> No.19480874

>>19480830
bro, he can't help being an idiot. Pedophiles have low IQ

>>19480840
>anime forum
this isn't 2006

>> No.19480878

>>19480417
some anon on here was saying they are in talks to buyout msft, do with this insider info what you will.

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does this option favor buyers or sellers?
last went for .50

>> No.19480883

>>19480372
>>19480349
Truly, the wnd of days are upon us

>> No.19480889

>>19480372
>anime posters
You need to go back to r*ddit. We've been posting here long before you.

>> No.19480895

Will there ever be an easier time to make money in our lifetimes than the last 3 months?

>> No.19480898

>>19480276
It made people forget about the pandemic and undermined the idea of the new normal which brings much more uncertainty.

>> No.19480904

>>19480882
Depends on the market and your reading of the stock movement. High volatility is good for the seller in general, while low volatility is good for the buyer in general. However both can profit in any case.

>> No.19480905

>>19480838

I’d be willing to bet it pushes $250+ by the next earning report comes out and that would likely be the time for puts too anyone who bought them for today’s earnings was begging to get their shit rocked

>> No.19480911
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LMFAO WHERE YOU AT, ZM PUT HOLDERS???

>> No.19480913

>>19480883
>Truly, the wnd of days are upon us
Yeah? And blacks can't trade? Fuck off mate.

>> No.19480914

>>19480911
they vaporized as soon as they saw the news

>> No.19480917

>>19480898
brought*

>> No.19480924

>>19480895
The next crash in ~5 years because corporate profits will be stuck where they were in 2018

>> No.19480942

>>19480825
It's not a random chart I was aware of it and its news for over a month now. It was crabbing for a week and I got impatient and sold. By the time I saw it mooning I was in other stocks. Was able to move in 100% today. I don't doubt it will still increase seeing as it's television for kids.

>> No.19480945

>>19480276
They can but poor people don’t want to hear about how irrelevant they are.

>> No.19480951

>>19480924

No they won’t they’ll be doing just fine and profit will be through the roof because those jobs aren’t coming back.

>> No.19480952

>>19480840
All gold and silver companies are bags if the gold and silver prices stay flat, I'm just going have them as long term holds instead of timing the PM prices.

>> No.19480954

>>19480874
>>19480830
Go back

>> No.19480960

>>19480911
all committed suicide by now Im sure

>> No.19480963

>>19480911
Memeing aside, how fucked are putfags right now? ZM is fucking mooning right now.

>> No.19480965 [DELETED] 

>>19480889
>We've been posting here long before you
it's time to move on

>> No.19480973

>>19480963
Utterly destroyed. Their puts will be worthless at open tomorrow

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>>19480954
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.19480977
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GNUS PUMP

>> No.19480985

>>19480963

I told them like two threads ago they were going to beat and push $220.

>> No.19481000
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>CRWD pumping +7% AH

>> No.19481003
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>>19480874
>this isn't 2006
Doesn't matter fag. Once an anime board, always an anime board.

>> No.19481020

>>19480963
It's really not, extremely low volume, and keeps getting pushback, a gain of about 3% as compared to opening today. Speculators rushing to claim profits in the morning will undo this gain in half an hour if it doesn't pump hard soon.

>> No.19481028

The S&P500 daily has entered an exponential growth on the daily.

Exponential growth curves tend to precede large profit taking. I don't know why, but whenever you see it pop up on the hourly or even daily, it's a very bad sign. All the indexes entered a large exponential curve before the crash in March.

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>>19480911
Lmaoing at everyone who bought puts. I fucking knew this shit would moon. Its manipulated trash.
>50B mcap
>2000 P/E
>20M Revenue
LITERALLY A FUCKING JOKE! OF COURSE IT WOULD GO UP, RETARDS!

>> No.19481036 [DELETED] 

>>19481003
just because niggers set the streets on fire, doesn't mean we suddenly acknowledge pedophilia, reported you to the FBI

>> No.19481065
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Don't worry guys! There was an explicit concrete reason why a 1 min candle tripled the gains of the market today.

>> No.19481072

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

>> No.19481075

>>19480417

0.2 dollars per share? HOW THE FUCK IS IT WORTH 215 DOLLARS?

>> No.19481084

>>19481032
Correction:
>60B mcap
>2500 P/E
>30M net income

>> No.19481085

>>19481065

It’s because blacks their problems and their antics don’t matter in the slightest.

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>>19480237
>another day
>another grand
>15k up this year
>and my call options have quadrupled in value
Unironically, I think we'll see return to early-year levels during the summer.

>> No.19481092

>>19481065
Why does the media cuck itself like this? Why rush to rationalize things that just happened as if there is some causal relationship beyond "people in the know fuck the people who didn't know really, really, really hard."

>> No.19481101

>>19481075
Supply and demand, everyone is buying the stock because they believe in the future of the company like Tesla.

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>>19480825
Eat shit wojack posting retard

>> No.19481113
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>>19481065
>Derail recovery
>Implying we are in a recovery and not magical free money hopium land

>> No.19481117

>>19480521

haha yeah, theres some virus going around so I'm gonna let Jerome cuck all my savings by putting them on 0% interest rate account.

Hard pass my man, if any company is making any money then I'm buying that company rather than swallong the inflation-turd.

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>>19481065
The protests weren't even that bad. Sure there are some minor riots here and there but that was because of undercover cops trying to instigate violence. I don't know the purpose of trying to create chaos since that won't solve anything. We do have some pressing issues that we should focus on like our trade war with the Chinese and the coronavirus. Crude oil should be fixed too but we're already recovering from that anyway.

>> No.19481135

>>19481113
It's interesting to me. The news for economic forecasts keeps getting worse and worse. I wonder what will pop the bubble.

>> No.19481147

>>19481065
Low investors betting with BlackRock or Vanguard doesn’t need to the full shape, just the market ending green.

>> No.19481157

>>19481133
>undercover cops trying to instigate violence.
I really hope you don't believe this. I recommend taking a nice stroll through a majority black neighborhood sometime

>> No.19481158

>>19481135
When FED quietly stops handing out free money.

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>>19480432
where did all these non-weebs come from?
why flock to an image board if you get butt hurt by images?

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>>19481075
BRO, THEY EXPECTED 10 CENTS BUT THEY MADE 20c!! Clearly worth $220!

>> No.19481189

All those people who were shilling selling MARK puts last week, hands feeling weak yet?

>> No.19481194 [DELETED] 

>>19481147
yep, need to maintain the crab at current level, until beer medicine is found. and fuck the bears every EOW until they run out of money

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>>19481036
>anime is related pedophilia
You nigger, I'm gonna beat your ass for such a fallacious statement.

>> No.19481234

>>19481157
there's definitely some weird shit going on out there

https://twitter.com/javimorillo/status/1266142878889316353?s=20

>> No.19481242

>>19481169

there is gotta be a million better companies.
If there was a random company generator I'd rather buy the first thing it spit out than I would Zoom.

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by allah what did the market MEAN by this?

>> No.19481274

zoom is the easiest short in the history of earth but it keeps going up

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>>19481075
>>19481169
>2500 employees
>Chinese national CEO
>Ex-Cisco employee
>190M revenue Q1
>each employee generating 300K/year revenue
>70B mcap
>nearing 3000 P/E
>competes with Cisco, Microsoft, Google, Facebook, etc
Classic Chinese scam.

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>>19480432
>encouraging the split between/pol/ and /a/
I thought what we had was special anon!?
Also betting on Tesla to reach 1200 by end of fall the latest.

>> No.19481332

does amount of shares matter? right now i've been looking at companies that have been dropped 2x+ by covid and the dividend strat is starting to look interesting. i'm looking at rtx for a safe 2x play or I can buy couple of REITs at $3-7 that is also down 2x for dividend strats

>> No.19481339
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19481339

>Eat shit wojack posting retard

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19481351

this period shall be known as Coronavirus Bull Market Era

>> No.19481375

>>19480417
0.20 per share at 212$
0.16 per share on my ENBL at 4$
I don't understand.

>> No.19481394

>>19481274
TSLA 2.0

>> No.19481397

>>19480768
>Jan 2020
Nice back test ReTaRD

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>>19480386
Back to your containment board

>> No.19481407

Just make Elon a CEO of ZOOM already

>> No.19481421

RIOTCHADS AND CORONACHADS RISE UP WE FINNA TAKE THE S&P TO 5000

>> No.19481428

>>19481394
>>19481407
Worse than Tesla, its a Chinese ripoff, Chinese spyware, and Chinese CEO

>> No.19481448

>>19481428
And like all chink shit they keep lying about their numbers. The dump will be phenomenal but good luck timing it.

>> No.19481456

>>19480374
Fucking based

>> No.19481467

>>19480349
/pol/ack here. We aren't raiding /biz/.

>but you're here

I'm here because I want to discuss stonks instead of niggers and the tranny jannies on /pol/ delete all stonk threads

>> No.19481490

>>19481421
BREAKING NEWS: Looters are mass market buying SPY and DJI with their looting gainz.

>> No.19481498

>>19481467
>they keep up all the shill threads though
I believe it.

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>>19481448
Remember LK? Dropped 80% then delisted. You wont even be able to sell.

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19481509

Looks like the QQQ train keeps moving, new highs for a while

>> No.19481529

>>19481498
of course they leave the shill threads up, its a containment center for retards, shilling distracts them

>> No.19481530
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19481530

LUXURY SOUP CHADS WW@???

>> No.19481541

The FOMO, it burns

>> No.19481574

>>19480296
Is this in fucking Scotland??? What the fuck has happened to my homeland ya spooky cunts!

>> No.19481582

>>19481541
I FOMOd CRWD in the last 30 seconds, now I'm up 7%. Sometimes being stupid pays off.

>> No.19481590

>>19481490
LOOTCHADS FINNA RIZ UP

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>>19480237

How bad will it be when zoom crashes? Will there be blood?

>> No.19481598

>>19481113
The slightest increase in interest rates will make everything go apeshit

>> No.19481601

Im not complaining because im making a killing right now, but man I really wish I wasnt so lazy about stop losses sometimes I lost a boatload on AAL and CNTTQ

>> No.19481606

>>19481582
Based stupid anon

>> No.19481613

Anybody holding AYTU? Bought a handful when I thought the corona meme was gonna really get outta hand, but seems we've moved on to riot stocks.

>> No.19481614

>>19481504
What happens to puts in this situation?

>> No.19481620

>>19481529
Maybe. I think the shilling is the main cause of visits by the newfags there though. How did you do today anon?

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>>19480349
>tranny anime poster

>> No.19481627

>>19481541
I'm starting to believed that institutions are holding all their bags from pre-crash until enough fomo retailers with no stops set are piled in. Then they'll just dump like no tomorrow while pretending it's just a small consolidation.

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>that gamma

>> No.19481640

>>19481596
its going down again now, we can only hope

>> No.19481656
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So 1/21/22 PUTS on ZOOM are basically free money just really high entry cost yeah?

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>>19481614
dunno, how much would a contract giving someone the option to sell 100 shares of something that doesn't exist be worth?

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WOOT WOOT!

ALL ANONS ON DECK!

SSL IS MOONING AGAIN!!!!!

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>>19481421
You're gonna get our /smg/ thread deleted again you dumbass /pol/fag.

>>19481467
Don't you ever get sick of discussing politics? Statistics are boring to look at, I find it more exciting to look at earnings report and employment numbers. Stocks have been pretty great lately because most of us still remain faithful and it seems that the faith is paying off, we're recovering more than 50% from the crash last March.

>> No.19481698

Tomorrow the crash will come.

>> No.19481702

>>19481656
I don't know what to believe anymore. A meme car companys stock is worth more than every other car manufacturer in the world combined and its not going down

>> No.19481711

>>19481614
>>19481689
Not sure actually, theoretically the stock is $0 so the writer would just have to pay you in cash, but its probably not that straight forward since that rarely happens.

>> No.19481715

>>19481596
why would it crash?
They can pay people less to work from home, and slash overhead by having their employees pay rent instead of getting office space. The era of telecommuting has begun, and zoom is the only platform that people like using.

Skype and facetime have been around forever, people don't like it. Zoom has emerged victorious.

>but how will it become profitable? They'll have to charge users!
Or they'll just sell all private data to the CCP.

>> No.19481718

>>19481692
shut the h*ck up nerd

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>>19481623
>says the quintuplets anime poster

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What's the play tomorrow? Bvll?

>> No.19481746

>>19481741
every day is bull

>> No.19481758

>>19481692
Kind of hard to avoid now, especially when every company is doing it's best to signal for blm for publicity. /V/ threads are also getting deleted for talking about the ps5 delay, along with other boards doing the same, is kind of making it worst.

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>>19481737
>Says the isekaied male loli poster

>> No.19481803

how do you make money with stocks?

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>>19481691
damn, /biz/ caught slippin.
this shit could be absolute fire

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>>19481737
>posts an actual transexual character
¯ _ ¯

>>19481758
>the ps5 delay
?

>> No.19481813

>>19481803
buy low, sell high

>> No.19481816 [DELETED] 

>>19481803
buy stuff that's expensive and sell it cheaper

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>>19480276
Economic optimism as the riots are now controlled and chaos, looting have subsided. Are you sure you've read the entire article properly? I suggest you reread it.

>> No.19481840

>>19481799
based nino poster

>> No.19481849

>>19481823
do you really think it's worth reading?

Also, Tokyo's closing, I'm concerned because these protests are guaranteeing a big second spike.

I think I'm gonna by more UPRO though.

>> No.19481850

>>19480898
Amen. These riots have put a lot of the "new normal" idea they were selling in the past. I feel like most people just will resume their lives as soon as the clown politicians open the economy

>> No.19481851

>>19481803
what you do is you go to x3 leverage ETF's and zoom out. Look for ones that were worth hundreds of times more in the past, things like JNUG and GUSH.

You see how much it was worth in the past? Its gonna hit that again after we recover! It's literally free money.

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>>19480911
what's this pattern called?

>> No.19481856

stock market closes and anime autist infighting and /pol/ vs discord tranny

Never change /biz/

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>>19481715
>200 dollar stock
>.20 earnings
>2000+ p/e
>Chinese spyware
>2000 p/e

>> No.19481867

>>19481814
Sony indefinitely postponed the reveal for the ps5 for PR.

>> No.19481871

>>19481332
>does amount of shares matter?
No.

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>>19481247
>it's real
I don't understand. Can someone explain this?

>> No.19481882

>>19481803
Buy High, Sell Higher.

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>>19481799
based ninochad

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>>19481715
>200 dollar stock
>.20 eps
>2000+ p/e
>Chinese spyware

>> No.19481897

How do the riots affect the economy and the stock market?

>> No.19481914
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BUT THEY BEAT EXPECTATIONS. HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING

>> No.19481925

>>19481897
Priced in. They'll subside shortly, and noone that matters took part in them.

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>>19481897
In a good way. Killing unlawful blacks and anarchists is unironically bullish.

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>>19480376
The former CEO'S daughter wanted my dick once. I pussied out. I wish she still wanted me though

Pic related, on the right

>> No.19481959

why didn't you faggot niggers tell me about $GNUS at 27 cents

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>>19481873
yeah i don't get it

>> No.19481979

>>19481897
Negligible impact.

>> No.19481982

GNUS $20 EOY

>> No.19481991

>>19481959
It was mentioned a few times but a lot gets buried underneath biopenny pajeet shilling in here

>> No.19482002

>>19481849
>these protests are guaranteeing a big second spike.

Good, herd-immunity comes faster.

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>>19481803
lol

>> No.19482006

>>19481851
The reason they look like that is as a result of a reverse split and it fucking up the charts. JNUG went down to 5-6 bucks at one point.

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>>19481873
more i think about it the more i think it's a bullish play by a single actor that may have set off some kind of chain reaction among MM's.
someone knows something or a lot of someone's THINK someone knows something and is selling a shitload of puts and buying a shitload of calls for a very specific strike

>> No.19482060

why are they saying zooms earnings are impressive and they beat expecations? is it the companies expectations?
paying 200 per share clearly means people expected higher earning?

>> No.19482065

>>19481937
At least some of you like 3d women, she's looks not bad at all.

>> No.19482078

>>19481854
And so it begins.... congrats bobo, I was just meme’in anyways. I have no stake in chinkshit either way

>> No.19482090

>>19481897
Guarantees a Trump win so bullish.

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>>19482002
"immunity" doesn't exist, not even for those who have been sick with the virus

>> No.19482100

>>19481937
Fag

>> No.19482108

>>19481897
the people rioting are mostly unemployed peasants destroying their own homes and looting insured buildings, bullish for construction and private prisons

>> No.19482141

>>19480237
who is the guy in OPs picture? i keep seeing him everywhere
Who's this vampire?

>> No.19482151

>>19482141
think it's a discord tranny

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>>19481397
Smooth brain. YTD is the closest we have to a recession in the 3x etf era. TQQQ:TMF has also performed exceptionally well in the 2010-2020 period, and the in the last twenty years (using simulated performance, given the ETFs didn't exist pre-2010)

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Anyone else on the ONTX train? Evoke pharma also took off. Probably too late for that one.

>> No.19482166

ZM not pumping or dumping 15+ percent is disappointing

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>>19482165
ONTX season again is it?

>> No.19482178

>>19481914
It happens all the time. Once the stock prices soar, day traders sell off around closing. Happened with Netflix and Amazon.

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pretty weak selloff on ZM honestly. qualifies as a crab.
250 eod tomorrow

>> No.19482199

>>19481851
Careful, lot of these ETF'S had stock splits like USO. Inflated numbers.

>> No.19482226

>>19482199
His whole post was a newfag trap

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>futures

>> No.19482262

>>19482184
Agreed. If this is the best bears have got it's going higher

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>>19480308
>N-word
your mind automatically says "that means nigger" when you see or hear it, so how is it more acceptable?

also, divvies.

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>>19482229
>ID: jeW

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...
>futures

>> No.19482297

>>19481691
whichever anon that convinced me to buy calls on SSL two days ago, i owe you my life fren

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NEW >>19482296
NEW >>19482296
NEW >>19482296

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>tfw he fell for the global pandemic depression meme
ngmi

>> No.19483449

>>19480798
>19480769 #
>Hard to go up when you are already at the top
>...Anonymous (ID: Tn6I8yix)
>06/02/20(Tue)13:35:16 No.19480818
>16 KB JPG
>>>19480374 #
they want to lowball you. make suee you negotiate a higher salary than initial offer

>> No.19483541

>>19482229
>>19482290

Are you taking HRT yet?

>> No.19483547

Let's finish this one out before making new.

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>>19483541
>futures

>> No.19483559

The fuck happened to the other thread

>> No.19483563

>>19482290
are you taking HRT yet

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am i going to make it anons

>> No.19483577

>we are now overbought on every time interval
love it

>> No.19483586

>>19483559
I'm pretty sure that the OP of those threads is deleting them
if the thread gets pruned, there will be a "this thread has been pruned" thing
and if the mods just wanted to delete the OP image, they would just delete the OP image, not the whole thread.

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am I ever going to make it if i spread out all of my money?

how do i convert me 2000 account into 35k ASAP?

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>Hell is coming!

>> No.19483718

>>19483628
You go to a casino and put it all on red
Or buy SPY calls, same thing

>> No.19483752

>>19483718
But SPY is not red, it is green.
Your analogy is confusing.

>> No.19483755

I hope you're long volatility my dudes...

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>I hope you're long volatility my dudes...

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>It's different this time
*crash*
>It's different this time
*crash*
>it's different this time
*crash*

Why do we keep going into never before seen frenzies that just topple hard for the past few years?

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closer view this time

>> No.19483827

apple is going to drop tomorrow

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market is fake and gay... i've just about had it with this bullshit... everywhere is chaos and the stock market just keeps going up?!?!? like wtf.. are only insurance companies gunna take the hit??

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Now that CRWD has passed, and I already have calls on CLDR, what other cloud stocks with earnings coming up in a week are there?

>> No.19483872

>>19483815
First drop on this one was Powell's first rate hike. Second drop was more rate hikes, including a completely unnecessary one in December of 2018 to rub salt in to the wound. 2019 Powell's tone change dramatically, stopped hiking, even started talking cuts, then actually did cuts. The volatility on arrows 3 and 4 were China trade war related as well as a brief scare about possible war with Iran after the air strike on general salami.

>> No.19483895

RTX - dippy was yours to bag today. All cause shareholders were told "recovery will take time" instead of "recovery will be instant". Like no shit it'll take time. Anyone who says it'll be an instant back to 90 per is full of shit. Honestly which would you rather have, a ceo who lies to you and fills you with false hope or one who tells you the truth?.. Sides the drawn out recovery allows you more chances to bag cheap shares.

>> No.19483896

>>19481028

So you're thinking a real serious dump is coming and not a small bear trap?

>> No.19483912

/smg/ thread was nuked. New bread:

>>19483850
>>19483850
>>19483850
>>19483850

>> No.19483913

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIRzGTDselY

>> No.19483918

>>19483896
Everything's a bear trap if your time horizon is long enough. :^)

>> No.19483917

>>19483896
see
>>19483815


We've been in a bubble-bust cycle since 2018 with next-level retard price movements in terms of how fast people are buying in.

We haven't seen this level of rapid retard buying in fucking decades.

>> No.19483937

>>19481028
priced in sweet cheeks, we have to wait for the laggards of a couple sp500 companies to cross acouple resistance lines and THEN the dump commences, maybe on thursday, but only for a little, rememeber, jerome can use his printer as he likes on fridays :)

>> No.19483952

>>19483918
Bears btfo

>> No.19483978

>>19483913
https://youtu.be/SbpOvqHDoq4

>> No.19483989

Jannies leave this thread alone
>>19483962
>>19483962
>>19483962

>> No.19484199

>>19481332
A lot of those REITs are just going to slice their yields even more.