Portfolio Thread: In the money or out of the money

[Anonymous No.19463858]

Started a month ago, how am I doing /biz/?

[Anonymous No.19463882]

>>19463858
Whatcha holding

[Anonymous No.19464125]

US treasury bonds my grandpa bought me as a kid - in the money, now worth about $3000 give or take
stock market I tried to play on my own - down about 30% but at least I tried. Currently valued at $9500. A lot of it came from chainlink profits
401k I passively invest into - down from all time high but still sitting pretty at something like $10,000
2006 chevy silverado with no bells or whistles, paid off, new tires, not the best investment I ever made but I think it will pay off because I plan to drive it til retirement.. just don't get much use out of it now and wish I had a prius instead desu senpai
collection of numismatics, in the money, not currently valuated
$2000 of precious metals, in the money

with my 401k sitting where it is, I could start thinking of buying a house soon, because one can take out 10k without penalty for the purchase of a first home.. fun fact

[Anonymous No.19464168]

>>19463858
once you're at 10k the real fun stars, just don't lose it ;)

[Anonymous No.19464370]

>>19464168
Whew, can’t wait bro

[Anonymous No.19464518]

>>19463858
Same here anon guess when i started options this shit more fun than crypto

[Anonymous No.19465782]

>>19463858
Good job, anon. Keep it up

[Anonymous No.19465813]

That's it. I'm never going bearish again

[Anonymous No.19466033]

>>19464125

Dump into an IRA n can take out 10k too.

401k n IRA take out = 20k down payment = lower monthly payment

[Anonymous No.19466113]

>>19465782
Fucking nice m8

[Anonymous No.19466589]

>Hey Alexa, play Jocelyne Flores
I went from $500 in December to $30,000 in March, to $1,680.

My Robinhood graph is broken since I have taken my inital investment +$1,800 out. Up over 500% from December though

[Anonymous No.19466683]

>>19466589
ouch, going from $500 to $30,000 must have felt unreal. Definitely hard to cash out when its starting at you, huh?

[Anonymous No.19466696]

>>19466589
Proof, also got a clean 400 Chainlink stored on Mars because I’m never selling.

>The glimpse of making it
>So close, yet so far away.

[Anonymous No.19466711]

>>19464168
what happens at 10k?

[Anonymous No.19466747]

>>19466696

why didn't you cash out bro????? you damn well know it's unreal to go from $500 to $30k!!! What the hell was your play???

[Anonymous No.19466751]

>>19466711
Bruh lol

10% gains is 1k. No more chasing moons, That's why , and when you do catch a moon you could end up with 20 or 30k

[Anonymous No.19466782]

I need to make money FASTER

I am mostly in ZNGA.. I think it is going to do well in the future

also FUCK the after hours

[Anonymous No.19466803]

Most of my money is locked in lit staking for better or worse.

[Anonymous No.19466836]

>>19466747
Cause I’m actually a diagnosed autist. My play was PUTs agains tesla, bought monthly puts and Tesla went from ~$700 to $350. I sold the exact bottom, and bought 860 shares of XOM after anons told me to sell.

I then got greedy, made multiple bad options plays, and ultimately fell to $4,000. I now have $1,600 in calls on account #1, $1,800 worth of calls in account 2. $1,500 worth of Chainlink. $1200 cash.

Not bad for a $500 investment in December.

I was doubling my money everyday for weeks, then the opposite happened. I thought I could turn $30,000 into $60,000 but it was false.

I’m retarded, nearly died of Alc posining this year by drowing in my bathtub.

[Anonymous No.19466845]

>>19466803
Explain staking to a non crypto chad.
You leave your account locked for whales to dump it on you and leave your account worthless?

[Anonymous No.19466875]

>>19466836
Lol fuck

[Anonymous No.19466896]

Could have made prob 2000 more. Bit I just never sell anything. Thinking about selling off my crabbing cpe, and maybe mro and throwing all that into eman when it dips again.

Em an will go up a lot soon and I want 20k

[Anonymous No.19466897]

>>19466836
damn dude. Drowning yourself in sorrows is not the way to go, it's not like you put $30k in and came out with $4000.

If you had the balls and timing skills like you demonstrated, then I'm sure an opportunity will arise again. Now you learned a lesson, when the time comes, hopefully you remember to treat yourself.

[Anonymous No.19466898]

Started with 300 last month, touched 2k this Friday and lost 500 through the weekend, how could not foreseen niggers were going to destroy the nation starting Friday night, my stak pretty much crabed today and I am so bombed I couldn't accumulate, I am going to have to leave my money in through the week just to get back my money, I wonder if my calls in party city will hold, they're due until the 19th I am starting to get shaky hands, they were stopped to take me in to 3k heaven today.

FUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.19467006]

>>19466897
Oh lads, I may have confused you. I nearly accidentally died, because the homies made me mixed drinks that were way to strong, and I woke up after blacking out, somehow in my house with my bathtub flooding my apartment and the cops shining a light in my face. This WAS in September, before I became an investment meme.

I’m actually happy as shit rn, FIT, sober, healthy, making gains in the market again, listening to good sources, good career (learning software dev) on the side. Talking to a cute girl, sunny days. Everything is amazing for the 1st time in my life. That meme happened wayyy before my December investments

[Anonymous No.19467075]

>Put in 10K
>oh fuck covid
>All the way down kept feeding in cash.
>Fed in 45K overall
>only had 28k at the bottom
>Irrational optimism and bullishness continue regardless
>Now worth around 63k.
Whew that was a wild fucking ride. I only had like 5k in savings at one point. I withdraw any gains above 35k now and will until robinhood is 100% gains (need the high balance to daytrade though), the rest is going back to savings and to TD Ameritrade as i switch platforms. Thought COVID was a curse, turns out its a blessing.

[Anonymous No.19467261]

>>19467075
Based iron hands and relentless bull spirit. You have been rewarded.