/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19446042]

they tried to end the 3000 party but failed
House of Leaves edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/ethnic-unity/

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>abstract art:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/

>>19443108

[Anonymous No.19446058]

>>19446042
what happens to the market tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19446068]

>>19446042
PSA

[Anonymous No.19446070]

>>19446058

[Anonymous No.19446076]

>>19446025
>Pure hopium
It's pure bear hopium and delusion on your part. Pic related. Keep buying shiny rocks and SPY puts and keep losing money.

>>19446058
More crabbing.

[Anonymous No.19446084]

Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.19446090]

>“Is office space going the way of retail in five years? That’s what investors are really trying to understand,” said James Farrar, CEO of real estate investment trust City Office REIT, which owns 66 office buildings in several major cities including Dallas, Denver and Seattle.

GIVE ME SOME OFFICE REITS TO SHORT!!

>>19446058
Line moves from left to right, with fluctuations up and down.

[Anonymous No.19446094]

>>19446042
>House of Leaves edition
cast it

[Anonymous No.19446099]

so I have $1k that I was gonna spend on a lens but I'd rather gamble on the stock market. Can someone suggest a put for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19446107]

>>19446058
It'll just be another normal day. This antifa shit has nothing to do with stock (almost nothing to do with anything).

[Anonymous No.19446109]

>>19446099

> i would rather lose money than buy a lens

nikon or mirrorless faggot for sure

[Anonymous No.19446110]

>>19446084
Forward EPS is an estimate and if you actually pay attention to your own graph it bottomed between 5/11/20 and 5/18/20 (should be 20/5/11 and 20/5/18 for sane people).

[Anonymous No.19446113]

>>19446094
>cast it
you mean, for a movie?
no, it should never be made into a movie
anything but that
fuck movies

[Anonymous No.19446121]

>>19446099
Buy SPY puts and then go to wsb and post your loses. They like that kind of stuff there.

[Anonymous No.19446123]

>>19446099
do you already have the G macro?

[Anonymous No.19446135]

i will ask this again

what are the SHORTS for the riots ?

does anybody have a brain here

stock market is 100% going to go down a few percentage points on monday but it will probably go back to normal im just saying FOR MONDAY.

which stock specifically do I buy a put for, for monday?

[Anonymous No.19446136]

>>19446090

I'm short BRX

[Anonymous No.19446139]

>>19446042
The riots and looting still going strong across America. How many more days will this last?
At some point people will have to go to a supermarket to buy food, right?....

[Anonymous No.19446147]

>>19446099
EWH, it's an ETF that tracks the Hang Seng, the Hong Kong stock market which is the the third largest in the world behind New York and London.
trump announced the end of Hong Kong's special status, which means tariffs eventually.
don't need to all in but that's a play to throw some at.
like july dated EWH 19p

[Anonymous No.19446150]

>>19445965
The future where US consumers declare bankruptcy en masse

[Anonymous No.19446162]

>>19446135
You missed your chance on Friday. Maybe a short term Target short, but I don't really think so.

[Anonymous No.19446175]

>>19446139
They can loot a supermarket to get food.

[Anonymous No.19446177]

>>19446139
some of the governors/mayors are being more open to calling in the guards are really cracking down on it
I think supermarkets are still fine, they are still open in the suburbs, no problem

[Anonymous No.19446188]

>>19446162
i have a target short pending

i payed almost 200$ for this garbage which is barely correlated with the riots in any way

[Anonymous No.19446196]

>>19446135
Short state pension funds.

[Anonymous No.19446197]

>>19446099
DKNG PUTS PUTS PUTS

[Anonymous No.19446206]

Hope you niggys shorted WMT

[Anonymous No.19446221]

>>19446042
How do I purchase prison, fire arms, tobacco, etc stocks all in one single ETF?

[Anonymous No.19446229]

if you unironically think chart patterns work, don't talk to me.

[Anonymous No.19446233]

>>19446135
insurance companies

[Anonymous No.19446241]

All this rioting? FREE MONEY from DADDY GUBBERMENT! +5% TOMORROW! BUY GUN STOCKS! Ruger! Smith and Wesson! Olin! VSTO!

[Anonymous No.19446242]

>>19446058
Flat to green.

[Anonymous No.19446246]

>>19446197
>thinking you can bet against the chad fad

[Anonymous No.19446259]

You know, I laughed at anons saying shit about Mad Max time some weeks back, doesnt seem so funny today.
Trump pulls some bullshit and lots of dindus or even innocent protestors die, and its on.

Wew lads, what a time to be alive,

[Anonymous No.19446260]

>>19446197
what happened to DKNG? some bad news or something?

[Anonymous No.19446265]

Liberal girls are the easiest bang ever. I was swimming in pussy today because I showed up to a riot with a black lives matter sign. Little do they know I don't actually give a shit.

[Anonymous No.19446267]

>>19446233
Would they even cover riots?

[Anonymous No.19446272]

friendly reminder that Dupont de Nemours (DD) is a chemical manufacturer that deals in both kevlar and tear gas

[Anonymous No.19446278]

>>19446206
Walmarts in black areas are probably already underperforming.

>>19446197
>>19446246
>betting against a ridiculous fad
This is why I haven't bought SHOP puts even though that shit should tank. You never know when the tulip bubble will burst.

[Anonymous No.19446283]

>>19446241
since getting into stock trading i have no idea why i'd ever want to "open a small shop". it's like stock trading with extra steps that do nothing but increase your risk and decrease your liquidity, with a huge upfront cost, i don't get this meme.

[Anonymous No.19446285]

>>19446272
No, buy guns. They will be reporting HUGE SALES very soon. Buy as much as you can Monday.

[Anonymous No.19446293]

>>19446285
oh i will be

[Anonymous No.19446294]

>>19446109
Panasonic, actually

>>19446123
nope. Havent tried Sony

[Anonymous No.19446295]

>>19446285
Didn't they also report record gun sales at the start of all of this, around Feb/March?

[Anonymous No.19446296]

>>19446076
Yeah, I'm sure all of the experts are wrong and retail investors are right.

>In an interview with the Financial Times, Manolo Falco, Citigroup's co-head of investment banking said that financial markets were "way ahead of reality" with tougher times to come, and is warning corporate clients that they should raise as much money as they could before the pandemic’s true cost is factored in by investors.
>https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/citi-warns-markets-are-way-ahead-reality-urges-clients-raise-much-money-they-can-next-crash

Both the last Dines Letter and Investtech publication said to prepare for a bullshit rally and trouble beyond it. Every source you can find that isn't a straight up establishment mouthpiece is still bearish.

[Anonymous No.19446304]

>>19446283
the problem is that if everyone thinks like this it isn't very good for the economy

[Anonymous No.19446312]

>>19446162
any long term short on a department store is worth it, especially target
had a cousin that used to work for them and their entire "innovation" department in higher up got laid off 4 years ago
they just live on the fading margins now

[Anonymous No.19446313]

>>19446283
If you're a good store owner, you will make WAAAAAAY more money than trading. All the big guys used to be the same thing. Thats how you become the Walmart family.

[Anonymous No.19446315]

>>19446267
Riot insurance is typical
https://www.bizjournals.com/twincities/news/2020/05/29/minneapolis-st-paul-business-protests-insurance.html

>Most businesses and commercial properties carry policies that cover riots, fires and civil unrest, according to experts. But there could be wrinkles because of the recent stay-at-home order, and owners should start documenting their losses now.

[Anonymous No.19446322]

>>19446304
good thing everyone doesn't think like this and most people are financially illiterate. that's what makes it so great.

[Anonymous No.19446333]

>>19446295
Yes, but that was just prepers. Normies are going to start panic buying guns and ammo now.

[Anonymous No.19446342]

>>19446260
1) It's P/E is obscene.

2) It's Juul 2.0, a company that is only doing well because it outpaced slow ass regulators finding a loophole with new tech. Like Uber and Juul, they will come for it with axes to grind, but more like Juul, its an excise taxable vice stock rather than a public service like Uber.

3) Daddy gubbament is going to need money soon to pay for all dem programs and all them gibs. And gambling is an easy target.

4) They are taking money out of the pockets of already struggling casinos which provide massive revenue to many, many congressional districts.

[Anonymous No.19446350]

>>19446333
Motherfucking Checked!
Yeah, liberals are learning real fast how much they need 2A.

[Anonymous No.19446360]

>>19446313
that might have been true 50 years ago but not now. even then, think of all of the people who tried to be walmart but failed. it's like how there's some quote about someone trying to get a young warren buffet into real estate and he wondered why he would bother when he could just own stock instead and not have to deal with any of the issues with overhead costs and liquidity problems. i can't buy a house and then sell it for a profit over the course of a few minutes like i can with stocks/futures/etc.

[Anonymous No.19446364]

>>19446342
Yea but how long until the puts actually make money? DKNG is still in the hype phase.

[Anonymous No.19446366]

>>19446147
ty anon

[black-star !x8ngkAZjXE No.19446368]

This is all priced in. DOW up 1000 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19446372]

>>19446278
which is why you buy puts a year out. they are obscenely cheap rn. if it doesn't just become the next TSLA, you'll double your money b4 the year is out at some point.

[Anonymous No.19446386]

>>19446283
>>19446322
It depends on your goals. Business ownership provides more than just the opportunity at creating wealth for you. Depending on your products/market and supply chain, you could also end up providing a opportunities to communities that might not otherwise have them. Also, owning equities is not mutually exclusive with running a business.

>>19446333
Checked. Huh, I thought it was normalfags too.

[Anonymous No.19446392]

>>19446260
>>19446342
>DKNG
Just compare the financials of legitimate big boy casinos and you'll realize that DKNG is at scam levels. It has a market cap larger than multinational corporations with huge physical casinos around the world with billions in revenue. DKNG is a website. A fair value is probably closer to $8-12

[Anonymous No.19446403]

imagine being an insurance company in 2020

[Anonymous No.19446408]

>>19446364
this is more or less why i hate FA. like mark douglas says, even if you're right with FA it can take a very long time before the price actually follows it properly.

especially in the modern markets, it feels like hype (which you can usually intepret pretty easily through social media and popular news articles and looking for patterns) and price action/volume is what drives markets. "it's going up and everyone loves it" is way more profitable than "it's going up, but it SHOULD go down!", know what i mean?

[Anonymous No.19446411]

>>19446360
Real money is always in creating a business, not just trading them. Its the difference between turning $100,000 into $1 million with stocks or $100,000 into $100 million in a business.

[Anonymous No.19446420]

BLOOD RED BLOOD FUCKING RED AAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.19446421]

>>19446403
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.19446423]

>>19446135
Don't try to short, play volatility instead.
Just put your life savings on TVIX and hope for the best. The more the protest extends the higher this will go, especially with the combination of riots and a virus and the fact that economy's still shut down this will most definitely go up for a few days. Of-course don't hold on to it for too much. This shit goes up and down massively in a short period of time.

[Anonymous No.19446426]

>>19446392
i mean, people tell me that sort of shit about AMD all the time too but it's still going up. recently put in a gigantic fucking bottom tail on the daily time frame too, honestly a good time to buy it from a TA perspective at least.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19446435]

>robinhood "maintenance"

Oh no no no robinhood bros

[Anonymous No.19446441]

>>19446304

thank god a sucker is born every minute

[Anonymous No.19446456]

>>19446411
It's a lot of effort compared to trading. Incomparable, really.

[Anonymous No.19446459]

>>19446099
Unironically lenses are a better store of value than FD puts,

[Anonymous No.19446474]

>>19446241
SPWH looks like it could go higher but I'm not sure.. it was down for like the past 2 years I'll probably wait for the dip and see how it goes

[Anonymous No.19446475]

>>19446392
it's a meme stock and IMO correctly timing and pricing puts, offers one of the absolute best opportunities to actually see memelike returns on the market rn.

[Anonymous No.19446477]

>>19446435

>we forgot about the leapyear bros lol my bad

[Anonymous No.19446479]

>>19446386
>you could also end up providing a opportunities to communities that might not otherwise have them.

lmao like i give a fuck. you learn enough about financial history and you begin to realize that all economics really is, all markets are, are scammers scamming scammers. and history keeps repeating itself. 2008 is a quintessential example of this, the whole "as long as the music is playing, you gotta dance" idea, but if you study that you can look back at the history of markets and realize that sort of scam shit has been going on for fucking ever.

im just trying to get mine, jack. and i can do this all from the comfort of my bedroom in my underwear.

[Anonymous No.19446483]

>>19446456
The hardest part is finding the initial investment. I've had several friends start small stores, they really enjoyed running places and didn't think it was that hard.

[Anonymous No.19446489]

>>19446423
im not shorting anything dude im shorting monday

the country is on fire the stock market will go down some

its just a question of which stocks will be effected most

[Anonymous No.19446492]

>>19446408
>modern markets
If you look back a ways on charts for companies that have been around several decades, you will see price action is much different now than then. Long hodl investing has always involved extended hold period waiting for fundamentals to shine through. Always volatility and bearish periods along the way.

[Anonymous No.19446496]

>>19446426
AMD won't go down any time soon. The company's just too solid at the moment and got shit ton of momentum with the release of new game consoles, partnership with Samsung and Cpu's that shit all over Intel's to the point they won't be able to catch up for the next few years.

[Anonymous No.19446498]

>>19446421

and then they try to readjust premiums just to get cucked by congress LMAO!!

[Anonymous No.19446515]

So which companies/industries haven't really recovered from March lows yet?

[Anonymous No.19446517]

>>19446411
you say that like it's easy or realistic in any way. trading stocks is easy and mostly reliant on finding a good edge and abusing it over and over consistently with a good risk management structure and lots of testing and math. creating a business, especially a fucking Walmart-tier business, has so many more variables stacked against you on top of that, it's insane.

[Anonymous No.19446523]

>>19446272
And it also spells 2D like anime! I got NM and A friday so DD is the next step.

[Anonymous No.19446527]

>boomertarians spend decades decrying how gold is the safe haven during civil unrest
>turns out its STILL equities
top kek

[Anonymous No.19446533]

>>19446296
Morgan Stanley’s Mike Wilson more or less called this. The experts that get the most air time are generally the doomers, especially during the most hated stock market rally of all time.

>>19446350
Maybe if the riots extend to homes and suburbs, otherwise it’s just the people who own the liquor stores and Wendy’s franchises that’ll want to start heavily arming themselves. They probably already have guns though.

I’m not against trying to catch a pump in the gun stocks, but i think AAXN makes more sense.

>>19446333
>Yes, but that was just prepers. Normies are going to start panic buying guns and ammo now.
Ok much doubt. Consider the possibility that this is wishful thinking.

>>19446408
>>19446372
>>19446364
>>19446342
>>19446278
>>19446260
>>19446197
>>19446068
Christ. All of you people really think the p/e is the most important thing with these stories? These are winning businesses, people are betting on them bei. The next Netflix or amazon. You may not like it, but there’s so much fomo and it’s not that crazy to pay up for these massive growth stories that haven’t shifted into a profitable story yet.

How much do you think amazon would be willing to pay to acquire Shopify? Or one of amazons competitors would pay just to team up with them?

I’m kicking myself for being, like you, certain that they went up too far too fast and not buying. But I’m not crazy enough to bet against them.

>>19446492
Oh yeah, I forgot about this one. I started it but then just totally forgot it existed.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19446537]

nice correction you got there, bearfags

[Anonymous No.19446543]

>>19446272
Didn't saw their products in Hong Kong

[Anonymous No.19446550]

>>19446456
Trading stocks is great if you're lazy, but fuck you money takes effort.

>>19446483
Thats because your friend is dumb. Theres so many ways to find money, but of course having connections always helps. Banks are often willing to give loans. There are places you can find investors. It often doesn't take that much to start a business, the mistake is they don't actually know how much it costs. Usually people starting a business have no idea what they are doing and investors/banks can see that.

[Anonymous No.19446551]

>>19446515
I checked into this. Alch is one of the least recovered. Molson Coors may be a cheepie I haven't dived in but it has been down a while and one of the biggest major stocks to drop and stay low.

[Anonymous No.19446555]

>>19446135
you're a faggot and no one likes you

>>19446233
maybe, but they're more broadly affected by the low interest rate environment. This shouldn't be a big shock.

>>19446267
yes. It will be under a typical property/commercial fire policy. Those will cover things like riots, there are no standard riot exclusions.

[Anonymous No.19446567]

>>19446515
Nearly everything on the Russell has been crabbing since mid april.

[Anonymous No.19446572]

>>19446515
Emerging markets, regional banks, some smallcaps.

[Anonymous No.19446587]

>>19446441
it's honestly kind of sad, but also hilarious, how much of an advantage you have over most of the world's population if you have a good financial education. you can even get it pretty easily online, entirely for free. you just have to actually go out and spend your time learning it, but almost no one does. and yet it's one of the most important things in anyone's life.

i mean how is it fair at all that i can make $1k in a couple of minutes by pushing a green button and then a red button, while some honest hard working guy has to break his back just to make $10/hr? but this is reality. at least im on the right side of that equation, i remind myself.

[Anonymous No.19446588]

>>19446517
Obviously lazy fucks on /smg/ cannot fathom running a business. The reward fora successful business will get you way more money than trading stocks unless you are already rich. It takes years to get there, too. You think Walmart just happened in a decade?? They are different but Im trying to tell you that there is MORE MONEY in running a successful business than trading. Heres a simple comparison: How many billionaires are there from trading? Not many. Now compare that to all the billionaires from businesses.

[Anonymous No.19446600]

>>19446555
kill yourself bully piece of shit

why would anybody like a bully?

i bet you have to go around pretending to not be a bully to people in real life but then you bully people on the internet

haha i know your secret

[Anonymous No.19446602]

Hong Kong HSI opened 2.5% higher because Trump didn't touch the trade deal with China when talking about Hong Kong

[Anonymous No.19446610]

>>19446533
>Ok much doubt.
At worst you will see articles talking about record gun sales soon. I'm buying, why don't you get puts if you think otherwise?

[Anonymous No.19446614]

>>19446042
How the fuck are futures flat after this weekend?

[Anonymous No.19446617]

>>19446600
stop posting these moon-faced gooks

[Anonymous No.19446618]

>>19446614
We’re in a bull run

[Anonymous No.19446638]

>>19446614
Niggers and their handlers don't matter

[Anonymous No.19446639]

>>19446527
people can lie. FA can lie.

price action and volume don't lie, baby. it's all about reading the hivemind.

[Anonymous No.19446640]

>>19446551
Apparently they had a shooting at their brewery which helped complicate operations matters

>>19446567
>>19446572
I've been looking into REIT companies, a lot of stuff like CIM haven't come back up yet but office spaces aren't going anywhere after lockdown ends

[Anonymous No.19446642]

>>19446618
Hellish economic outlook, record unemployment, cities on fire. Stonks only go up haha money printr go brrrrr haha

[Anonymous No.19446643]

>>19446555
>>19446600
don't squabble tonight my loves
this is a time for all of us to come together (no homo)

[Anonymous No.19446644]

>>19446614
negative news means crab and anything other kind of news means bull bro

[Anonymous No.19446646]

>>19446618
Futures gapped down and sold off a little. Gap down got bought.

[Anonymous No.19446648]

>>19446600
>redditspacing
>faggotposting
>gook slave avatarfagging
post positions, if it's under 6 digits fuck off

[Anonymous No.19446649]

>>19446617

Fuckin agreed asians are shit tier. I would 100% rather fuck and/or date a black chick. Fuck Asians.

[Anonymous No.19446653]

>>19446600
no, i know YOUR secret. I wish your posts didn't read like you're some kind of napoleon complex knuckle dragger. I'm glad it's on topic, but holy shit, you bleed homosexuality. REITs in the city are probably your best shorts based on riots alone.

>>19446646
what an absolutely homosexual market.

[Anonymous No.19446654]

Oh thank fuck it's green now, U still don't know if I should keep my calls running or switch to puta tommorow though

[Anonymous No.19446661]

>>19446614
Dark pool buying was at record levels on Friday. Do you really think Wall Street is going to get trapped? They control the price. This is dumping when they say it dumps (when you chase).

[Anonymous No.19446662]

>>19446614
BRO! Riots = FREE GOVERNMENT MONEY! Why do people not get this? Its been 2 months.

[Anonymous No.19446673]

>>19446550

>but fuck you money takes effort.

Not if you're lucky enough to inherit, All I did was literally buy low and sell high with my grandparent's money and my net worth just kept growing ... just now after some 3 years of doing this braindead shit I'm starting to get an education on finance.

[Anonymous No.19446692]

reminder any 3dpd poster is poor as fuck and has shit opinions that shit up the thread
we're crabbing tomorrow btw

[Anonymous No.19446699]

>>19446533
Ok buddy retard.

That's why it has fucking embarrassingly low levels of Institutional ownership right? Because it's the next TSLA? And totally not a retard chad/Stacey stock being pumped up by RH fanboys for an eventual dump.

Look at the fucking stocktwits page. Do the oceans of bulls telling people "we've never seen anything like this" and "suck my cock bears" seem like the kind of people who've done their homework and will be willing to hold when even a minor correction comes?

Or does it remind you more of a pajeet pumping xxxxcoin and retards talking about their future "making it" living in Japan with a big tiddie jap gf.

[Anonymous No.19446701]

>>19446614
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.19446703]

>>19446614
Hong Kong HSI was flat from June last year to right before Wuhan coronavirus pandemic start.

[Anonymous No.19446706]

>>19446673
any cheapy stocks you could recommend or are you all in high cost ones?

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19446707]

ITT: We laugh at the eternal bear

[Anonymous No.19446717]

>>19446588
>Heres a simple comparison: How many billionaires are there from trading? Not many.

you might want to rethink that statement, buddy: https://www.forbes.com/sites/willyakowicz/2019/03/09/how-the-worlds-billionaires-got-so-rich/
Top 10 Industries for 2019:

1. Finance & Investments

306 billionaires
14% of the list

[Anonymous No.19446721]

>>19446673
Congrats on having awesome family man. I'm just starting and the math is brainlet level simple, wonder why I didn't start in high school.

[Anonymous No.19446726]

>>19446479
You do you. That's why I said people have different reasons for running a business, trading, or accumulating wealth in general.

>>19446483
It depends on your business.

>>19446618
Look at the volume on those huge 1 min candles and ask yourself that question again.

[Anonymous No.19446730]

>>19446653
whos more homosexual

you who literally wears faggot pants to show off your legs at the gym

and puts body oil and poses for the camera

or me who unironically refuses to exercise because im not into feminine behavior

[Anonymous No.19446731]

Hang Seng up 2%
how we feelin bobos

[Anonymous No.19446733]

>>19446673
Some people also buy lottery tickets and some people starve to death in Africa. For every 10,000 failed stores there will be 1 Wallmart. What I'm telling you is that a successful business will always have greater returns than trading. I'm not saying you have to start a business.

[Anonymous No.19446740]

>>19446600
south koreans are just gooks who use surgery and makeup to try to look white.

[Anonymous No.19446753]

>>19446740
very true but this also goes for chinks

[Anonymous No.19446763]

>>19446706

All I have is meme: Apple, Tesla, Amazon etc. As I told I've no education or am any smart, just got a fat stash.

[Anonymous No.19446777]

>>19446692
baste

>>19446726
I can't believe how high the cat is bouncing.

>>19446730
>working out is gendered
neat

>>19446731
I don't even know anymore. I'm glad i started moving to bonds and cash instead of just the inverses and volatility indexes

[Anonymous No.19446779]

>>19446717
>14%
>Including banking COMPANIES
So I'm completely right?

[Anonymous No.19446783]

>>19446733
>What I'm telling you is that a successful business will always have greater returns than trading
>For every 10,000 failed stores there will be 1 Wallmart.

idk man those don't sound like very good odds. and if i lose i probably lose everything.

[Anonymous No.19446798]

>>19446763
how much do you have invested?

[Anonymous No.19446802]

>>19446706
I moved to TTI, it's going to be a long ride before it comes back up. I'd advise against it for a while as it appears I bought in on a high.

[Anonymous No.19446809]

>>19446777
working out at the gym is queer/homosexual behavior

a true alpha man would be like lifting boulders to get to his farm equipment and like walking up a cliff with a bucket of water to feed his goats and gaining strength from working in the fields naturally

not artificially lifting a piece of metal because some loser on youtube said you cant have a girlfriend unless you look like a bodybuilding freak of nature

[Anonymous No.19446823]

>>19446779
>But the majority of the world’s billionaires did not vape their way to 10 digits. Most fortunes were made in the staid finance and investments industry. This year, 306 billionaires hail from this industry, which makes up 14% of the 2,153 total billionaires on the list. Notable finance and investing list members include Warren Buffett, the third richest person in the world and Robert Smith, the founder of private equity firm Vista Equity Partners. Despite the price of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies crashing over the past year, Brian Armstrong, the CEO and cofounder of cryptocurrency wallet Coinbase, became a billionaire this year. Last year finance and investments also ranked as the industry with the most billionaires, with 310 people.

>It turns out managing or investing other people’s money can make you rich.

[Anonymous No.19446832]

>futures green
>bobo on suicide watch again
BOBO YOU THERE? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR RIOTS BOBO! BOBO?

[Anonymous No.19446854]

>>19446777
Checked. We're up 1.3% from the low tonight so far, largely thanks to those huge buys on the 1 min. The large specs want to go up, so we go up.

>>19446809
Low energy and low IQ. Sir, please do the needful and kys.

[Anonymous No.19446865]

Target cheapies tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19446867]

>>19446832
>everyone has forgotten about the virus and can go back to work now that protestors have broken social distancing
bullish

[Anonymous No.19446885]

>>19446809
Jan jans its our local asian girl posting rent boy here again talking about his personal life an not anything related to finance. Please ban him before he goes on about abusing his mothers kindness and his gambling addiction and other shit we don't care about because he has no friends.

[Anonymous No.19446893]

>>19446867
>all the nignog and white guilt liberlols get coronavirus and die
>all the conservachads are indoors, being healthy and still alive

clearly bullish

[Anonymous No.19446898]

>>19446823
Why is 14% so confusing? Are you saying 14% is most billionaires? Are you saying you know billionaires who will let you manage their money? Billionaires that need managers because they are running a business? Makes you think, huh?

[Anonymous No.19446903]

>>19446614
Riced in.

[Anonymous No.19446914]

>>19446809
>a true alpha man would be like lifting boulders to get to his farm equipment and like walking up a cliff with a bucket of water to feed his goats and gaining strength from working in the fields naturally
what the fuck?

>>19446854
>The large specs want to go up, so we go up
I'll just chug along... I have stopped trying to figure it out.
>it's making a parabola
neat.

[Anonymous No.19446917]

>>19446699
Nice digits!
>Look at the fucking stocktwits page.
No that’s a useless metric. Bots and shills and trolls and delusion.
>chad/Stacey stock
Are you that fucking retard who keeps posting insane bullshit and kpop bitches?
I don’t really care about draftkings, for all I know it’s a shortsqueeze story same as the BYND ipo, because enough people want to bet against it. Being a top 100 RH pick is a very bad sign.
>embarrassingly low levels of Institutional ownership
It IPO’d in April. How often do you think the tutes report their holdings? They’re not exactly known for being quick to get into new and risky plays. They play it safe.
>>19446610
>why don't you get puts if you think otherwise?
I hate this bullshit argument.
Good luck with your trade.

I/we have no position in draftkings as it’s a segment of the market I don’t know or care much about. I/we prefer not to donate premium to the options market makers by buying naked options.

>>19446777
Blessed post
>>19446692
3D hucows acceptable in my book.

[Anonymous No.19446918]

>>19446867
>Cases soar in two weeks time, overwhelming inner-city hospitals.
>Local communities destroyed due to rioters pillaging their own neighborhoods.
>Metropolitan-area unemployment and poverty soar. More cities become like Baltimore and Chiraq.
>S&P 500 breaks 3300 thanks to continuing Fed liquidity injections.
Some sacrifices must be made, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.19446935]

its like in runescape the people who stake at the duel arena have an absurd amount of money compared to everyone else because theyre just flipping 50-50 all day

but theres many of people who stake and lose everything and quit

>>19446914
basically

a true alpha male is someone who gains his strength from working at his job on accident

a bitch/pussy goes to the gym to show off his legs and is a closet homosexual

[Anonymous No.19446943]

>>19446763
ah well.. I hope I can be as successful as you with trading .. I think I stand to inherit someday after my dad passed early and left nothing and my mum wants to leave us with something.. I got lots of time to practice until then.. buying big name stocks seems like the way to go if you have tons of cash.. I've been bad at taking emotion out of it and panic selling on what are just dips

[Anonymous No.19446959]

>>19446893
The chinese cold doesn't kill 20-30 year old white women.

[Anonymous No.19446974]

>>19446515
SSL

[Anonymous No.19446990]

Hang Seng now up 3%

[Anonymous No.19446991]

>>19446943
buying amazon or apple is mentally ill actually

you might as well just keep your money in your bank account

theres no strategy or thought behind it besides here let me watch my money go up or down for decades

[Anonymous No.19446994]

>>19446935
This sounds like massive cope you came up with to justify being out of shape.

[Anonymous No.19446995]

Why are anime posters so good at trading?

[Anonymous No.19447020]

>>19446994
theres no such thing as "in shape"

body builders become diabetic because they over eat food the bible says youre supposed to fast sometimes

and thats the best thing for your health

not pumping in tons and tons of food to try to build up and give yourself a heart attack or diabetic shock at a young age

[Anonymous No.19447028]

>>19447020
>the bible

here's your you

[Anonymous No.19447032]

futures green, bobos on suicide watch
next week is going to be glorious

[Anonymous No.19447034]

>>19446995
>it's hard to buy cheapies

[Anonymous No.19447041]

>>19446898
>Heres a simple comparison: How many billionaires are there from trading? Not many.

there are plenty. trading 100 thousand or 100 billion dollars is still trading, idk why you can't understand that. if you're honestly going to ask me if billionaires will let me manage their money, you should probably consider the fact that warren buffet wasn't always a billionaire and the first stock he invested in was buying three shares of Cities Service Preferred at $38 per share.

[Anonymous No.19447045]

>>19446995
I'm only good at gambling. My main account is down 20%. my gambling account is up about 150%. My best trades have been GME, GDX, GORO, and FRO.

[Anonymous No.19447058]

>>19446935
only here will you find a guy insecure enough to go on an unrelated board to post about his personal life because no one gives him (you)s on /b/,

using kpop girls to bait ppl into responding to his retarded ramblings,

who lives on his mothers couch and has addiction issues,

only here will you find a loser like that seething with virgin rage calling chad gay and weak because he's swoll and gets thots.

plan s for u anon.

[Anonymous No.19447073]

>>19447058
>he baited me
heh.

[Anonymous No.19447089]

>>19447058
hey you were the one bullying me and putting me down yesterday

i was just trying to remain busy whether i go off on long 4chan rants its whatever to me

been doing it for years and years

[Anonymous No.19447109]

>>19447089
This is your idol >>19443468

[Anonymous No.19447111]

>>19447041
Look man, if you want to be intentionally obtuse just to argue, I'm done. 14% is not most no matter how many ways you cut it. Sometimes you are wrong, learn to move on instead of being an autistic fuck. Theres no point for me to continue a conversation with someone who's being intentionally ignorant because he can't handle being wrong.

[Anonymous No.19447119]

pure looting in Chicago
https://abc7chicago.com/watch/
people are just pulling up in cars and grabbing whatever they can, just like a normal shopping trip except for no paying

[Anonymous No.19447124]

>>19447089
*laughs in wallstreetese*

WHY DON"T YOU GET A FUCKING JOB, AL

[Anonymous No.19447125]

>>19446197
I dont even understand the tulip price surge. Were the bulbs expensive? The flowers themselves? The flowers themselves bloom for like maybe 3 weeks. You plant in november and by may they're dying off and reproducing(the bulbs grow and split).

[Anonymous No.19447150]

got an uncontrollable urge
wanna tell you all about
the kinda sorta thing i gotta
scream and shout
i gotta tell ya! (he's gotta tell ya)

[Anonymous No.19447153]

>>19447109
hes a mark of the beast distributor so im definitely not a supporter of elon

but im saying his lifestyle of eating big macs is a lot more chill and peaceful to me than these pieces of shit who make it seem like we all have to work out at the gym or youre doing something wrong

its like they can only see one way of living for everybody

its very intolerant and ignorant frankly and it pisses me off greatly

imagine if half the population was telling you you have to be a certain way or theyll judge you and bully you

its like honestly pathetic middle school shit and i honestly want to punch this dude in the face whoever i was debating yesterday

[Anonymous No.19447175]

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT THAT WE GOT THE TRUCK
WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWN, GONNA BEAT UP DRUNKS

[Anonymous No.19447186]

Futures are now up.
This is a clown world.

[Anonymous No.19447203]

Heh, you alright black boi

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1267249136937689089?s=20

I guess I need to follow breaking 911, they got the goods.

Anon who kept saying WM under $100, you were right. That’s a better bet tomorrow than anything I can think of.

[Anonymous No.19447220]

BOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
WHERE ARE YOU BOBO?
YOU THERE?
HEY BOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

[Anonymous No.19447221]

>>19447186
DIX at a record high on Friday, this is not a huge shocker. Still people want to fomo money in. This does bode well for more stimulus, and more government infrastructure spending, and more big boys to buy up or push out the struggling smol businesses that don’t trade on the public markets.

[Anonymous No.19447225]

>>19447111
i accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.19447226]

What's that anon? You wanted to be a bull but realized you are just a dairy slut?

[Anonymous No.19447231]

>>19447186
America just reentered manned spaceflight thanks to the private sector. How wasn't it going to be bullish?

[Anonymous No.19447237]

>>19447220
min 5% drop this week

[Anonymous No.19447247]

Oh god, this will be another mega dump like last monday. Goddamn it, why am I such a pussy for not holding positions over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.19447251]

>>19447237
eat shit and cope bear

[Anonymous No.19447254]

>>19447231
Holy shit is that real?

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19447256]

>>19447186
Yea no shit, literally the easiest thing to predict

>>19443819
>>19444280

[Anonymous No.19447257]

>>19447125
It's because people had recently started trading futures.

[Anonymous No.19447261]

Make this a golden rule:

Never short a stock when the Fed boys are in town.

[Anonymous No.19447265]

>>19447247
I mean mega pump.

[Anonymous No.19447271]

>>19447254
No, it isn't.

[Anonymous No.19447282]

>>19447265
I'm thinking a gap down on market open followed quickly by a pump to green

[Anonymous No.19447284]

how is this place more autistic that WSB?

[Anonymous No.19447288]

>>19447265
wait wait hold on a second

explain to me how the stock market is going to pump on monday when theres riots in every major city right now?

[Anonymous No.19447293]

>>19447254
no it's edited, here's the original

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19447300]

>>19447284
anime posters

[Anonymous No.19447318]

>>19447293
Did he dieded?

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19447320]

>>19447293
holy shit can he breath?

[Anonymous No.19447327]

daily reminder that when the looting starts, the shooting starts :^)

[Anonymous No.19447333]

>>19447284
do not feed the tripfags or kpopanons plz

[Anonymous No.19447338]

Any oil bros here? I'm buying some HUC (on TSX) tomorrow. Convince me not to do it.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19447346]

>>19447333
dont group me with the kpop fags

[Anonymous No.19447352]

These absolute fucking retards at the IRS keep rejecting my return for having the "wrong 2018 AGI or IP PIN", but H&R Block's submission form said to just enter a random 5-digit number for the IP PIN, and I've triple-checked my 2018 statement's AGI.
I can't get into the IRS site to retrieve my PIN, because they added some new retarded thing where you have to verify using a loan account or credit card number, and I have a debit card, and they specifically can't verify my identity using a Debit card.
Even though it's a Mastercard.
And they're a hugely funded federal financial institution.
I also don't have a printer because I have never in four years at this apartment needed one for anything.
So basically the IRS is saying legally I must file, they will hold money I don't even owe them in advance until and unless I file, and also, I can't file, just because.
So forget the retarded Trumpbux, I can't even invest my normal return before the massive inflation from that retarded Trumpbux coupled with material shortage from this shutdown hits.

I hate the US Federal government and I swear now I will never stop hating it so long as I live, and I wish death indiscriminately upon federal employees. I hope there's a much bigger riot in DC and the commies and feds kill lots of each other.

[Anonymous No.19447368]

>>19447333
kpopanons are fasting so they don't want to be fed

[Anonymous No.19447373]

>>19447288
If a Pandemic, High Unemployment, -47 barrel oil can't keep the markets down....NOTHING WILL. Hail Jerome Powell, Hail Elon Musk, HAIL THE DON!

[Anonymous No.19447384]

>>19446898
dilate

[Anonymous No.19447386]

>>19447373
I'm balding. Does that mean I have silver in my head?

[Anonymous No.19447402]

>>19447186
Here is actually a little tip nobody ever thinks about: trashed retail buildings can be actually good for companies. They had people loot everything in them (don't have to pay for that) then they lose old inventory (don't have to sell that) then if they get BONUS of burned down buildings, they can get insurance for that AND they never have to rebuild. Since most retail has too many buildings now (this is what killed JCP) its actually a benefit to lose buildings for these luxury stores. If Macys got 500 stores burned to the ground it would double the share price lmao, capitalism is sick.

[Anonymous No.19447409]

Where my NYC anons at, lets go loot some Bloomberg terminals

[Anonymous No.19447413]

So what is the market doing tomorrow? I have been away from internet at a work site. I see futures are green, that on any news?

[Anonymous No.19447423]

>>19447413
Riots being priced in.

[Anonymous No.19447439]

>>19447413
Brrrrrrrrrrrr

"I'LL DESTROY THE USD BEFORE I LET THIS ECONOMY DIE"

[Anonymous No.19447442]

>>19447386
SHHHHIEEEET, You's definitely got GOOOOLD in your hEAAAD. TIME'Z Up Whitey. T1mez to KILLZ YO!

[Anonymous No.19447480]

>>19447409
That would be the funniest shit, please go do it, just don't get beat to death by the paddy and dago cops

[Anonymous No.19447486]

>>19446731
>>19446832
>>19447032
>>19447220
>>19447251

I am the bone of my short
SQQQ is my body and red is my blood
I have created over a thousand puts
Unknown to Loss,
Nor known to Profit.
Have withstood pain to sell many assets
Yet, those hands will never buy anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Bobo Works.

[Anonymous No.19447491]

>>19447439
Fed make an announcement?

[Anonymous No.19447501]

>>19447486
kek, I can respect the effort.

[Anonymous No.19447520]

>>19447486
seethe harder

[Anonymous No.19447522]

>>19447327
too bad these riots are all happening in extreme blue areas where gun ownership is probably heavily restricted

[Anonymous No.19447527]

>no day trades available until Wednesday

[Anonymous No.19447537]

>TINA is so strong Boomer are going to have to let Zoomers eat their lunch
ROFL

[Anonymous No.19447561]

>what if it was one man with six accounts?

[Anonymous No.19447588]

>>19447561
Fukken $ROPE

[Anonymous No.19447609]

>>19447153
GIV ME HAMBOIGAH...

[Anonymous No.19447619]

So let me get this straight. Oil has gone kaput with too much inventory last week, demand hasn't recovered as much as expected, corona is still rising, China is going to retaliate and tensions are so high the trade deal can end at any moment, stocks are being investigated and taken off the market, nobody is turning a profit, American big cities are LITERALLY BURNING DOWN AS PEOPLE RIOT IN THE STREETS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, we have fucking rallied and overbought for weeks straight without giving back in a v-shaped recovery on the shakiest stilts known to man.....AND FUTURES ARE GREEN!? THIS COUNTRY IS LITERALLY BURNING DOWN AND WE CAN START A WAR WITH CHINA AT ANY MOMENT WHICH THESE RIOTS WILL MAKE THE PANDEMIC SPREAD EVEN MORE AS BUSINESSES ARE LITERALLY DEMOLISHED OVERNIGHT, AND WE ARE FUCKING GREEN?!

[Anonymous No.19447620]

>>19447402
This, honestly all those businesses were fucked way before all of this

[Anonymous No.19447658]

>>19447619
stock market =/= reality

[Anonymous No.19447690]

>>19447619
yes deal with it

[Anonymous No.19447691]

Hold onto MRO?

[Anonymous No.19447692]

>>19447619
We are living in a simulation bro. Fundamentals don't matter anymore.

[Anonymous No.19447696]

>>19447619
Who cares about being right, what's important is your profitable.

[Anonymous No.19447701]

>>19447619
10-4, we're all green

[Anonymous No.19447723]

>>19447619
hwut's the probum?

[Anonymous No.19447724]

>>19447619
The fed told everyone they would provide liquidity... there's actually enough liquidity to take the S&P to 3200. Then it remains to be seen if they will take further steps.

[Anonymous No.19447730]

>>19447619

[Anonymous No.19447733]

>>19447619
Stock market is now crypto
>Q2, Q3, and Q4 will be bad but it will MOON afterwards
Textbook pajeet cryptothreads
>>19447691
At this point if you are bagholding oil, you are best just walking away from your brokerage account for a year

[Anonymous No.19447734]

>>19447619
>counterfactual happener memes
You're literally brain dead.
>>19447658
Neither is his post.
>>19447692
Nothing he posted is correct especially his 3 month old take on the chinese nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.19447744]

>>19447619
i guess we gotta give it four weeks, and then another four weeks, and then another four weeks, and then maybe four more weeks.

[Anonymous No.19447759]

>>19447619

[Anonymous No.19447761]

>>19447619
Imagine not understanding BRRRRRRRRRERRRRRR

[Anonymous No.19447765]

>pandemic showing no signs of slowing
>second wave literally around the corner
>all major us cities have collapsed
>white house being overrun
>rioters destroyed any and all remaining businesses in every major city
>several Dams have failed in several states
>Midland Michigan home of DOW Chemical shut down from the flooding
>food becoming scarce as farmers continue killing livestock, dumping eggs and milk and plowing crops
>bird flu outbreaks have wiped out millions of poultry food birds
>unemployment continues to rise
>no one has money
>no consumerism occurring
>no cars being sold
>automakers still shut down
>borders still closed
>trade still halted
>hurricane season kicking off early
>Earths poles are shifting
>Yellowstone seismic activity increasing dramatically
>...

i see futures are going green as expected

[Anonymous No.19447784]

what's the deal with this company?

[Anonymous No.19447795]

>>19447619
You will go broke trying to predict the next leg down before it actually happens. Market stays irrational longer than you can stay solvent, this week will be solid green/crabbing enjoy.

[Anonymous No.19447798]

NEW YORK, LOS ANGELES, ATLANTA, MINNEAPOLIS, PHILADELPHIA, DC, MIAMI, ARE ALL LITERALLY ON FIRE. ON FUCKING FIRE. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH BRRR YOU CAN GIVE, A PRINTER CAN'T FIX THIS!

[Anonymous No.19447804]

>>19447765
>hurricane season kicking off early
is this real or fake? I haven't seen a single hurricane

>>19447784
they do money things
they make ETFs and other products

[Anonymous No.19447808]

[Anonymous No.19447826]

>>19447798
THE CITY NEXT TO ME HAS GUNSHOTS THAT CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE FFS, I AM NOT FUCKING BUYING.

[Anonymous No.19447828]

>>19447798

Niggers have been priced in for a couple hundred years now

[Anonymous No.19447830]

>Printers: running
>Buffet: retarded
>Oil storage: at capacity
>Soros: out of touch
>Debt load: doesn't matter
>Major cities: burning and looted
Oh yeah, it's mumu time.

[Anonymous No.19447837]

>>19447619
green line go up

[Anonymous No.19447839]

>>19447804
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/31/weather/hurricane-season-june-1/index.html

[Anonymous No.19447851]

Any good OTC stocks to look into?

[Anonymous No.19447856]

>>19447619
Also this

[Anonymous No.19447859]

also let me guess. the NYSE is being guarded isn't it?

[Anonymous No.19447862]

>>19447619
It's very simple, the big boys went long on Friday not expecting the riots to be this bad. They can't have the market go down before they can dump their bags onto retail.

[Anonymous No.19447864]

>>19447798
Imagine 2 weeks from now.....Imagine 100k dead niggers from Corona-chan.....BUUUUUUULLLLLLLLIIIIISSHHHH

[Anonymous No.19447873]

>>19447765
>>19447804
>>19447830
YOU FORGET THE MURDER HORNETS PANIC SELL SELL SELL AAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19447881]

>>19447826
those are fireworks, we're celebrating S&P futures being over 3000
come and join the party, buy some stocks

>>19447859
the true NYSE is a quantum server on a satellite orbiting the planet
don't worry

[Anonymous No.19447885]

Big boys simply will not let us go below 320 :o
I'm worried about the DC riots, they're burning down the church across the street from the white house, if they try n storm the Whitehouse itself they're gonna get killed
>>19447784
Illuminati shadow bank, extreme powerfully

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19447907]

>>19447619
>focus solely on the bad

W-WHAT? NOOOOOO MY PUTTTTSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHH

stick to paper trades, bobo

[Anonymous No.19447933]

>>19447798
>I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH BRRR YOU CAN GIVE, A PRINTER CAN'T FIX THIS!
CHALLENGE FUCKING ACCEPTED

[Anonymous No.19447949]

>my asian local market is green with foreign buying
>futures green
Jesus Christ, please let it dip a bit for me to buy in.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19447951]

>>19447933
>no ethereum on that list

based. ETH is the patrician's crypto

[Anonymous No.19447960]

>>19447402
This isn't true at all. For example Target would only want to lose their least profitable store. So unless the rioters burned down the least profitable stores. Wait? More niggers in the area generally means the stores are less profitable. Oh shit I take it back. This is a God send!

[Anonymous No.19447976]

>>19447951
ETH doesn't matter. Crypto dies with bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.19447994]

>>19446076
My puts aren't looking so good boys

[Anonymous No.19447995]

>>19447881
I'll pass, thanks. Cheers to green-friends.

>>19447907
what's the good news? Business for components of NAIL is on the way. The only other thing i can think of was a great memorial day weekend and great weather this weekend. A good amount of economic activity (which will probably end in a second outbreak, compounding on the riots)

>>19447933
Bonds still seem ok. They're a bit riskier and lower yeilding than before, but i don't see why they're kill. T Bills are pretty much kill, but muni bonds and corporate seem alright.

[Anonymous No.19447996]

>>19447881
I AM FEARING FOR MY LIFE. THEY ARE USING FIREWORKS AS WEAPONS TO BURN THINGS DOWN.

>>19447933
IT CAN'T FIX LITERAL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE. WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE, CHINA TO NUKE US?!

[Anonymous No.19448007]

THE M IN MEIKO IS FOR MUMU
MEIKO'S PUMPS ARE 5% LONG
THE E IN MEIKO IS FOR ETF
TQQQ OR NOTHING SCRUB
THE I IN MEIKO IS FOR INVEST
DO IT NOW FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.19448012]

>>19447996
>fireworks
>it's a faggot handheld roman candle
>MAGIK MISSILE!
They'll all get the rope.

[Anonymous No.19448015]

get fucked bobo

[Anonymous No.19448030]

>>19446296
>pls buy my fund guys I will protect you from crash!

[Anonymous No.19448031]

>>19447996
You'll be fine, this is the new America. They're holding a diversity celebration march and breaking windows to spur on proper Keynesian economic growth to overcome the coronavirus

you have to learn to adjust to change

[Anonymous No.19448032]

where my SPCE call bros at

[Anonymous No.19448051]

>>19446304
My "small" business generates up to $200,000 a week (before accounting for staff and overheads)

[Anonymous No.19448052]

>>19447851
L'Oreal looks decent w/ a nice divvy. A lot of the other French companies look good.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.19448061]

>>19447995
>what's the good news?
printers go brrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.19448067]

>>19447994
I only recognize some of those and they seem like bad ideas

[Anonymous No.19448070]

>>19447995
>second outbreak of a nothing burger
The real clown world is in your head.

[Anonymous No.19448092]

>>19448061
das some old news. we don't have any updates on the underwriting of new debt issuance.

>>19448070
Literally just look at California. Unless the riots keep other ICU admissions to a minimum, there's already issues brewing. I'm not trying to doompost or spout retarded shit, I swear.

[Anonymous No.19448102]

>>19448061
Pic related.
>>19448092
>Literally just look at California. Unless the riots keep other ICU admissions to a minimum, there's already issues brewing. I'm not trying to doompost or spout retarded shit, I swear.
At this point I don't think you know what a stock is or how to check its price.

[Anonymous No.19448174]

>>19447619
LONGER THAN YOU CAN STAY SOLVENT.

[Anonymous No.19448177]

>>19448102
>Churches plan big Pentecost services despite orders: ‘It’s part of our faith to be together
http://archive.is/T4jnh
>Nearly half of California counties approved for reopening failed to meet at least one standard
https://www.desertsun.com/in-depth/news/health/2020/05/31/nearly-half-california-counties-okd-reopen-werent-ready/5276723002/
>Gavin Newsom defends Calif.'s accelerated reopening: 'We put out the how, counties decide the when
https://www.sfgate.com/news/editorspicks/article/Gavin-Newsom-reopening-California-pace-stages-plan-15303942.php
>California county enters second phase of reopening despite reporting 14,000 new coronavirus cases in last two weeks
https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-california-county-second-phase-reopening-new-cases-20200530-ofne3uevkras5et3ciem34xiki-story.html
They're fighting a budget crisis and are going to looking like Italy or choke on their own spit because they can't get activity and revenue to return. Don't be retard. I have no objections to line go up, I'm looking for fuller information.

[Anonymous No.19448178]

The United States is unironically turning into South Africa. Where is Elon going to emigrate to next, Mars?

[Anonymous No.19448193]

Okay while everyone is distracted by le epic habbenings what are some smart plays? Guns and Ammo stocks?

[Anonymous No.19448198]

>>19448178
If he can't use his original plan of living in Texas as a safe haven then he'll move to the Cayman Islands and rocket his profits to his house from Florida or CA

[Anonymous No.19448199]

Where the SSL bros at? I realized I can't do a short play if I want to keep unemployment, any intuition on what the next year will look like for SSL?

[Anonymous No.19448208]

>>19448193
you're probably late, check the charts. they might still have some run left.

[Anonymous No.19448218]

>>19448178
It is South Africa already. Look at these blood thirsty racists. They murdered a jogger just because he was black.
And maybe the cops should stop stepping on the throats of innocent blacks.

[Anonymous No.19448219]

Also, with NAIL being a 3x ETF is there a decent potential for it to start swinging down hard before next January? Or will the peak that should have happened just get pushed back?

[Anonymous No.19448223]

>>19448177
>more cases of the chinese nothing burger that kills 80 year olds
It has been months and you're still posting about this nonsense. I think you're beyond help.

[Anonymous No.19448241]

>>19446333
They already did in March. Brick and mortar was selling out. Saw plenty of normalfags who clearly knew nothing and even sjw types every time i stopped at my LGS.

[Anonymous No.19448249]

Short term short tesla
Midterm long
Spacex goes public (longterm) short tesla

[Anonymous No.19448254]

>>19448208
Then what's the play to make some money here? Should I just start selling umbrellas and bricks to protesters and drop ship some tasers and give them to police?

[Anonymous No.19448266]

>>19448178
He'll probably go to Texas, which has lower taxes and freedom to hold da blicky

[Anonymous No.19448267]

Might go HAM on a LULU credit spread.

[Anonymous No.19448290]

>>19448249
i dont think space X will ever go public, that is elon's baby, he doesnt want to part out control

[Anonymous No.19448303]

>>19448218
I want you to keep this mind. A racist is better for an economy than your average nigger.

[Anonymous No.19448316]

>>19447885
>BlackRock
>Illuminati shadow bank
But, it's true.

[Anonymous No.19448366]

>>19448219
>is there a decent potential for it to start swinging down hard before next January?
everything has the potential to swing down hard before next January

>>19448223
you're a faggot retard I'll give you one last shot. Again, look to Italy.
>ICU admissions and surge are the issue
>California needs to fund their pensions and their stupid shit
>California must reopen or face bankruptcy and is therefore rush opening
>Per Italy Regular (full) economic activity + corona related ICU admissions can easily cripple a health system without flexible resources
>commiefornia likely must fully reopen, they will have one of four outcomes
>1. There is a spike of ICU admissions that does not overwhelm their systems S rank job! Everything's fine.
>2. There is a spike of ICU admissions that overwhelms their systems. F- job. The Feds step in and take over and you look like a disgrace.
>3. There is not a spike of ICU admissions because it's literally a nothingburger. Stunning and brave! S+ dood!
>4. There is not a spike of ICU admissions because there was not enough activity resumed and you're fucked because the tax revenues you need are not being generated. You will take loans from the FED and have to weather the storm until economic activity resumes. Your taxes will increase greatly and you will likely need to file for bankruptcy without more federal stimulus. D rank.
Based on the information we have, the likely scenarios are going to be 2 and 4. It's documented across Europe. There's outbreaks in middle America. Deaths don't matter. ICU paralysis is what matters. We don't have enough data to rush a re-opening. The surge capacity of the united states medical system has not been tested. The news about caps not being hit is due to the fact that we were balancing one plate with training wheels in our hand. A reopening is two plates on sticks.

>>19448254
I wouldn't condone that likely profitable venture. I expect this tier of posters for US open market hours. this is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.19448401]

>>19448316
>>19447885
Techically invest mint banks can be classified as shadow banks I think

>>19448092
NO FUTAELF IN MY SMG

[Anonymous No.19448435]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ZuKkbHdqM
>CYBERTRUCK on Jay Leno
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.19448441]

>>19448401
Nigga you're on smg and can't even spell Investment

[Anonymous No.19448443]

>>19448435
nice

[Anonymous No.19448469]

>>19448441
>he doesn't invest in mint
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19448472]

>>19448441
No it’s called like that because like minting coins, not like a breathmint.

[Anonymous No.19448473]

Sometimes Clown World can be pretty kino.

https://twitter.com/ACSOSheriffs/status/1267299965635682305

[Anonymous No.19448485]

>>19448473
I'm literally watching this shit like a TV show.

[Anonymous No.19448498]

>>19448473
>>>/pol/259963907
based poem

[Anonymous No.19448503]

In my town it is common to hear gun shots, way before all of this. Sucks being poor white people forced to live near blacks.

[Anonymous No.19448551]

>>19448503
Just move

[Anonymous No.19448555]

>>19448472
>Shadow mints

[Anonymous No.19448566]

>>19448503
Hed to the hills my friend

[Anonymous No.19448596]

Stopped having hope for equality or decent living today anons. Also stopped respecting women same day. Have held on for years but no more. My home state has historically near-Constutional gun laws but is full of city-imported liberal schizos working to overturn them.
What's a good state to move to for honest neighbors and a loyal wife? Neither have to be smart, just honest and not too grating.
I just want to feel less suicidal.

[Anonymous No.19448612]

>>19448218

[Anonymous No.19448615]

Futures crabbing to Monday morning. Snip snab, time to sell some positions and move to others.

[Anonymous No.19448629]

>>19448596
Unironically move to a 3rd world country.

[Anonymous No.19448679]

>>19448629
Which?
I was looking at some Central Africa ones not too long ago since there's an uptick in honest business, but they still have cannibalism and shit and are already getting lured by socialist faggots. Also I've finally realized that long-term blacks will always chimp out and demand things from you no matter the circumstances. Whites seem to only do so when thoroughly brainwashed on the other hand.
Everyone says go to the Philippines but it's full of fag shit and communism and half of the people suggesting it are commie-turned expats and so on. Thailand seems genuinely nice but if I wanted to have to put up with trannies I'd stay here.
All the others I know of are too shit to consider in some way or other. Dominican Republic was unironically based but restrictive gun laws fucked it for me. Also all the holdout nations are now legalizing abortion because no one can comprehend that muh rights muh body doesn't apply to killing your own offspring at will.
Also, again, I've realized blacks will always fuck things long-term.

I don't know of any place that's worth living in, any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.19448710]

>>19448596
just pick a spot on the map that looks decent and has weather that you would be able to tolerate.. it's what I did

[Anonymous No.19448720]

>>19448710
Sounds like an amazing way to end up in a socialist country, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.19448740]

>>19448720
I meant within the boundaries of the US, don't know where the fuck you're trying to move to

[Anonymous No.19448764]

>>19448473
>>19448485
This is fake. Tigers accounted for.

[Anonymous No.19448776]

Brainlet here, explain this please

>Buy calls
Discrete buy-in cost, infinite potential gains
>Buy puts
Discrete buy-in cost, infinite potential gains
>Sell calls
Small immediate gain, infinite potential losses
>Sell puts
Small immediate gain, infinite potential losses

Why would anyone ever sell options? Am I understanding it wrong? Buying seems so much safer.

[Anonymous No.19448782]

>>19448551
With what money? We are poor.

[Anonymous No.19448824]

>>19448776
If you sell calls you should have 100 shares of the underlying already. You can only have your shares called away but if you are not stupid you will make a profit in that case anyway.

[Anonymous No.19448897]

>>19448776
selling options doesnt have infinite losses as when expires in the red you'd either lose your 100 shares or forced to purchase it at said strike price.

[Anonymous No.19448905]

All Minnesota had to do was beat the everliving shit out of the first group of animals that burned down and looted the first business. They didn't do shit so they burned 11 other buildings the next day. Now that shit going unpunished spread their monkey behavior across the entire country.

[Anonymous No.19448960]

>>19448905
It's like corona, but with niggers

[Anonymous No.19449027]

>>19448776
No one sells naked calls unless they have collateral or are insane.

[Anonymous No.19449031]

new thread

>>19449028

>>19449028

>>19449028

>>19449028

[Anonymous No.19449146]

>>19448776
Higher probability of profit. You get to be on the winning side of every retarded trade. Not something viable for smaller accounts though.

[Anonymous No.19449152]

>>19448776
Look up selling covered calls and cash covered puts Anon and the look up spreads where you use part of your premium to but a call or put as insurance.

[Anonymous No.19449224]

>>19449152
>>19449146
>>19448897
>>19448824
>>19449027
Thanks anons!