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when a girl asks what you do for work do you tell her your actual job or your dream job

>> No.19416907

>>19416901
Idk, mine is one in the same
T. Doctor

>> No.19416912

Never had anyone ask me that.

>> No.19416914

>>19416901
Tell her what you've dedicated your passions to. Not what you do for a wage. If there's a path that intersects the two, you're golden, even if the wage is shit.

>> No.19416928

>>19416901
"I work for a company that maintains and develops banking and transaction software. 'Fintech' is what it's know as in the biz. ha, yes honey, I make a lot of money. I am in charge of 3 banks giving me a customer portfolio of over 100,000 people. yes, I'm a very key asset to my company, that's why they pay me what they do babe"

no, not lying

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"I'm a gangster rapper"

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“Oh, me? I’m a day trader.”

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>>19417050
This is my plan if I ever make enough to quit my real job, easier than telling them I bought a bunch internet monopoly money from an obese russian man in a plaid shirt.

>> No.19417134

>>19416901
>has a "dream job"
ngmi

>> No.19417188

>>19416901
I work for a multinational company managing sales. I supervise corporate-to-customer transactions. My current position is a blend of sales, HR, and PR. I suppose what I like about it is the amount of people I get to talk to everyday. It's a great job for extrovert. It requires a lot of creative problem solving too. And you need to be a firm negotiator. You have to be kind, but without taking any shit from anyone. I was able to network my way into the position. My cousin Ricky knows the assistant manager, so he got me hired on as a cashier, even though technically I don't have any prior fastfood experience. Yesterday I was nearly killed in a greasefire.

>> No.19417414

>>19417188
My fucking sides

>> No.19418276

>>19416914
this is a great answer.

>> No.19418297

>>19416901
just say trader

>> No.19418313 [DELETED] 

>>19416901
I'm a professinal online poker player. I trade stocks and crypto on the side. I just tell girls (and normies in general) that I trade stocks for a living because it's easier for them to understand and I don't want to answer dumb questions.

>> No.19418336

>>19416901
I play online poker for a living. I trade stocks and crypto on the side. I just tell girls (and normies in general) that I trade stocks for a living because it's easier for them to understand and I don't want to answer too many dumb questions.

>> No.19418376

>>19417188
Hahahaha, i was about to mock you then you moved in with your auntie and uncle in Bellaire'd my ass. Even funnier because i know someone who operates in a delusional world like that and even when i start asking him specifics and dismantling his world it doesn't matter to him.

>> No.19418501

>>19416901
i just stopped talking to women

>> No.19418554

>>19418501
Are you really rich?

>> No.19418572

>>19418501
this is the way