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I'm unironically drunk right now and I feel like a fucking genius, like I can come up with the next Facebook because of how lucid I currently feel. Being drunk is literally better than caffeine. Everything is clear as day at this very moment and I can see through the fog of every day life. Should I continue to drink every day and make this a thing?

>> No.19414714
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>> No.19414722

>>19414705
Would you like some women's underwear to go with those whiteclaws?

>> No.19414731

Erm, are you drunk off whiteclaws? Because if you are then you need to chop your testicles off immediately

>> No.19414749

>>19414731
I drank a six pack at the beach with a gal in the sunshine, you jealous or what?

>> No.19414753

>>19414722
>>19414731
Gonna have to agree with these redpilled kings right here

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>>19414753

>> No.19414771

>>19414749
Except the 6 pack was two cans and the girl was a tree

>> No.19414799

>>19414771
Not even true

>> No.19414816

>>19414722
>>19414731
>gatekeeping preference in alcohol choice on a Bolivian soccer making forum
wow very cool!

>>19414705
anon, drink whatever you like. seltzers are a great choice since they're low sugar and have a low ingredient list. don't drink daily, it will slowly consume your life and you'll just rot away.

>> No.19414836

>>19414816
Damn, man, I was just bantzing OP, but look who's on his side, an effeminate leftist tier "do what you want no judging" homo: what a girl!

>> No.19414882

>>19414705
>>19414722
White claws and women's underwear are both great.

>> No.19414899

>>19414749
Okay that's kinda gay though. You're drunk off 3?

>> No.19414907

>>19414899
6 for me 6 for her

>> No.19414918

>>19414907
Then that's a 12 pack.

>> No.19414923

>>19414705
How are these? Do they taste good? 7-11 has a deal and I'm thinking of trying it.

>> No.19414942

>>19414918
two 6 packs, one for me one for her. Mango and Black Cherry

>>19414923
Good it was my first time. Tasty and nice light flavor

>> No.19414946

>>19414749
plot twist gal was your mum

>> No.19414966

>>19414923
If you like seltzer water, then they're great. All the knock off brands are more like hard soda than hard seltzer water. So if you want something sweeter get Truly or Bud or whoever else is trying to profit off the hard seltzer trend without actually putting effort into it.
>>19414942
You should have just got a variety 12 pack. You're not a very good /biz/nessman if you can't even understand the concept of buying in bulk.

>> No.19414968

>>19414923
They're better than other beer alternatives for girls imo. Try them then if you like them don't tell anybody unless your friends are onions

>> No.19414980

I know that feel anon, i have no anxiety a bunch of game with chicks no fear to speak my mind/have fun alcohol is great

too bad beer makes me super fat :(

>> No.19414992

>>19414705
HA everything you said can be the same applied to Meth. Smoke that shit, you'll never drink again if that's how you're feeling

>> No.19414995

>>19414942
>>19414966
>>19414968
Okay thanks.

>> No.19415004

>>19414966
she only liked those two flavors, we mixed and matched those

>>19414980
drink the whiteclaw, no fat

>>19414992
can't smoke meth with a gal. at least not a classy gal

>> No.19415025

>>19415004
Then you should have let her drink those flavors out of the variety pack and you drink the ones she doesn't like. Seriously, you probably spent like $5 extra bucks on the same amount of drinks just because they were packaged differently.

>> No.19415043

>>19415025
interesting

>> No.19415170

>>19414705
The only downside is that when they high goes away, you feel like shit.

>> No.19415241

>>19414731

White claws are great quit hating.

>> No.19415248

>>19414923

They are great and low calorie. Perfect in summer. I drink this instead of beer now

>> No.19415254

>>19414714
rip to the great

>> No.19415259

>>19414923
I don't allow alcoholic drinks to strip away my masculinity though in all honesty they taste like ass. It's La Croix with liquor, only redeemed by the fact it doesn't ruin your macros when dieting, but you can get the same thing with light beers.

>> No.19415300

>>19414705
white claws are based don't listen to these faggots. just make your own with seltzer water and a shot of vodka, it's cheaper. white claws you can drink all day at work and nobody knows. i used to pour them in my "water bottle" and crush 6-8 in a work day, drinkin right in front of the boss. it was in a warehouse and i would drive equipment around. you can fit like 3 of em in a big water bottle, re-fill at lunch break. only way to wage a shit job t.alcoholic

>> No.19415435

my head is starting to hurt bros. the clarity is gone

>> No.19415599

>>19415435
Drink more bro. Before the head throbbing starts!