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19399670

Anonymous Fri May 29 00:36:18 2020 No.19399670 [Reply] [Original]

What kind of business can I run while in jail?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:19:53 2020 No.19400125 File: 43 KB, 512x287, 8D717B18-E595-428A-B4FA-7BD0C63068AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Absolutely any. Just like out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:20:39 2020 No.19400135 >>19399670 A SUTER staking business You literally don't have to do anything but wait

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:22:32 2020 No.19400161 >>19399670 good luck buddy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:23:51 2020 No.19400174 >>19399670 Handjobs for cigarettes

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:25:25 2020 No.19400190 >>19399670 why are you going to jail

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:26:25 2020 No.19400197 You can give gang members blow jobs and have them smuggle scoplamine and anthrax into the prison and then try to take over the prison.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:29:01 2020 No.19400218 >>19399670 Sell honey buns, not actual honey buns but your ass. Then sell sticky buns, not actual sticky buns but your ass covered in prisoner cum.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:32:48 2020 No.19400257 >>19400190 Long and short of it a simple misunderstanding. Don't know if I'm going or for how long but it's a possibility

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:33:50 2020 No.19400267 >>19400257 if you live in america, then you cant go to jail for something like that. we only punish hardened criminals.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:34:08 2020 No.19400271 >>19400135 Pajeet >>19400161 Thanks anon >>19400174 >>19400197 >>19400218 Probably won't go with this option

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:35:14 2020 No.19400281 >>19400257 can u give a hint if u don't want to actually disclose what u did

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:37:21 2020 No.19400295 Tell us a story, anon. Is it tax related?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:38:41 2020 No.19400307 >>19400257 Stalker detected. But anon, you have basic command of grammar. Help the illiterates write letters to their girlfriends.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:06:35 2020 No.19400611 >>19400281 >>19400307 Not stalking. Car bullshit. No, I didn't kill anybody. I went to school for literature. Fingers crossed I'd be in minimum security or some shit with millionaires that I could network with

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:07:52 2020 No.19400626 >>19400611 They're probably not going to put you in jail for a minor crime. Lots of places have been releasing non-violent offenders because of COVID.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:12:14 2020 No.19400678 Why you going to jail?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:12:56 2020 No.19400683 did you hit a protester, kek? Please give us more