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>> No.19359816

First for Jesus.

>> No.19359831

>>19359812
Thoughts on $SHRM here? Looks like it's about to retrace.

>> No.19359832
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>>19359816

>> No.19359844
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whats causing the big green candles?

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>>19359812
SOON

>> No.19359864
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nth for accumulate GUSH

>> No.19359872

>>19359844
money managers having money to put to work, and they have to choose between bonds returning near or below inflation or risk assets (stocks). they dont want to buy...they have to.

>> No.19359881
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>>19359844
Its called hype, anon

>> No.19359901
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>When asked at a news briefing if the response would include sanctions, he said: “No, it’s something you’re going to be hearing about ... before the end of the week, very powerfully I think.”

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-hongkong-protests/security-tight-as-hong-kong-set-to-debate-china-national-anthem-bill-idUSKBN233053

>> No.19359906
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19359906

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19359921

What do y'all think MSFT is gonna do tomorrow

>> No.19359922

>>19359812
You should give bears a site on how to construct the exit bag. Let them short their final asset.

>> No.19359924

>>19359921
Personally I hope all tech stocks just take a massive shit. MSFT tanking to 100 would be sweet.

>> No.19359925

>>19359921
probably take a big fat shit when trump announces an oil embargo on china

>> No.19359927
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19359927

>another pump

>> No.19359929
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19359929

CHINESE YUAN BREAKING THROUGH ALL-TIME LOW
>CHINESE YUAN BREAKING THROUGH ALL-TIME LOW

Offshore Yuan, not the pegged market Chinese have control over, they can't do shit about what other countries think the Yuan is worth.

>> No.19359930

I bought SQQQ in April thinking it would pump, still holding.

shame me

>> No.19359938

>>19359852
Dude the p/e is hilarious I only have a few contracts bit might buy more.

>> No.19359940

RTX chads report

>> No.19359963

>>19359929
Looks like chinese cash monies moving in to usd/us stocks as well.

>> No.19359973

>>19359844
>notional value around 250 million
Who knows.

>> No.19359978

/smg/ reads as smug. are you guys smug as fug?

>> No.19359985
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>>19359864
unironically, is GUSH worth it? That chart is so insane and I'm only in stocks to tell myself im not a degenerate crypto gambler. But those potential returns look insane

>> No.19359988

thinking of longing CISCO. is this a terrible idea?

>> No.19359994
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19359994

>tfw being rich wont make my toenail fungus go away

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>>19359978
very

>> No.19360004
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>>19359978
exceptionally so

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>>19359938

>> No.19360026

These futures got me feeling pretty smug. Get pumped on faggots.

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wednesday going to be a deep green for sure

>> No.19360030

>>19359994
If having a toenail fungus makes me rich fuck it gimme some

>> No.19360034

>>19359988
Why are you bullish on cisco? It wont fail but I dont see what you do from that chart

>> No.19360036

>>19360026
Hello fellow futures trader.

>> No.19360037

>>19359816
BASED Jesuschad

>> No.19360055

So ready for another based big green 10+% day.

>> No.19360060

>>19359985
It's a leveraged ETF that has gone under multiple reverse splits. Those high values you're seeing aren't coming back - they're a byproduct of how the fund works. It's meant for short term oil plays.

>> No.19360062

>>19359929
Looks like the commie elite are selling everything not nailed down

>> No.19360067

>>19359924
Got puts?

>> No.19360069

>>19360010
the fact that sex with another man crosses your mind when you're trying to one up him is extremely gay anon

>> No.19360075

>>19359940
me

>> No.19360086

>>19359816
Based

>> No.19360096

>>19360034
no real reason. just drving around San Diego Ive been seeing the 5G towers going up. so it got me thinking about that maybe i should pick a company that stands to profit heavily off 5G. I thought that might be CISCO

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Should I sell RTX tomorrow for profit to re-invest into RTX when it inevitably hits sub $60 again next dip?

>> No.19360116
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Reading Spice and Wolf is really so much more enjoyable after you become a trader.
Watched the anime years ago but this is just a lot more fun.

>> No.19360121

>>19360102
No, don't sell. You can't time the market retard

>> No.19360129

>>19359852
Shit. I'm buying puts tomorrow. How far out should I go

>> No.19360130

>>19360069
Call me mr. faggot then anon, cause I'm lubed up and ready to fuck every Boeing and Draft Kings baggie like a true sanfrancisco degenerate til I can afford to have petite female jap hookers giving me reacharound from my NYC penthouse.

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>>19359816
Based

>> No.19360146

Whats Biz take on female CEO's in the energy business?

>> No.19360148
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19360148

CNBC says we are going down, but fake news, so...

>> No.19360161

>>19360148
They're in this thread now using our digits to generate their headlines.

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Latest McAlvany is out https://youtu.be/z7GywNd3Fc0

>> No.19360179

>>19360148
CNBC is a bot algo magazine
They look at the major tweet tags from the last hour and futures.
"Futures rise slightly as #MileyCyrus comes out as bisexual."

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>>19360121
>>19360102
>>19360075
>>19359940
NEVER SELLING RTX

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>>19360148
>>19360161

>> No.19360194

>>19360148
They were until 5k contracts were scooped up in 15 min.

>> No.19360204
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>>19359816

>> No.19360209

I've fucked almost an entire family of Asians before. This was in the Philippines.

1) the 18 year old daughter, this all started with her. she was dtf a foreigner. 1 hour after meeting her I was barebacking her in my bed.
2) her 22 yo sister that I met while "dating" the 18 year old, she went behind her sisters back to get my creampie. Sister eventually found out. Drama....but we still fucked regularly.
3)the gay brother who was a ladyboy, sucked my dick and swallowed. Fucked him in the ass since he begged for it. Looked a lot like his sisters. 39kg and 5' 2". Prostate orgasm from being pounded. Pretty cute.
4)the 45 yo mom. I had known all of them for about two years at this point and she was well aware of what I was doing to her daughters. I seduced her and came inside of her.
5) the 35 yo aunt. I got her pregnant since she lived like 10minutes away and came over every day after he work to fuck and get a creampie. She was surprised she got pregnant (again). I wasn't. My kid from her is 4 years old now.
6) aunt 2. Met me through aunt 1. I fucked her while aunt 1 was in the other room. She knew. Begged me to cum inside of her. Had baby rabies since her sister was pregnant at the time and it was making her jealous.

Their other brother worked at sea on a ship so I couldn't get my hands on him. Dad was dead and probably rolling in his grave.

>> No.19360218

>>19360129
>shorting parabolics
>longing parabolics
I don’t understand the attraction to these. Seems like an easy way to lose a lot of money

>> No.19360222

>>19360148
sometimes their bot post articles jump the gun, generate headline when futures were red, become outdated and inaccurate minutes later.

>> No.19360224

>>19360193
That is funny as fuck.
You got 193
Stocks rise, historic 20%, after Powell statement...lol

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>>19360193
forgot vaccine, studies, phase 1

>> No.19360249

I didnt buy the march dip, wat do

>> No.19360254

>>19360129
Honestly IDK, it's already priced so retardedly its almost impossible to guess at where to place a strike, like it has retard strength of something.
>>19360148
>thinking financial advisors/investors they source will miss gains by telling the truth or put themselves out of jobs by giving good advice vs sowing confusion and playing both ends against the middle so you give up and hand over your saving for them to play with

>> No.19360258

>>19360242
Jesus, that headline had to be bot-generated.

>>19360193
roll

>> No.19360260

>>19360249
You have at least until the ATH, scheduled for sometime this summer.

>> No.19360263

>>19360249
Buy RTX now before you regret it goes to $90 without you.

>> No.19360267

>>19360218
I've made tons of money shorting Moderna and Wayfair. Now just waiting on Spotify to go down to cash in on that. May as well add draftings to my portfolio

>> No.19360268

>>19360249
Buy now
Buy more

Buying is literally never wrong mid term

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>>19360249
Commit the sudoku.

>> No.19360279

>>19360249
Buy wbt for short gains or put all your money in SLB for long gains

>> No.19360283

>>19360279
SLB's been on a bad downtrend for a while though.

>> No.19360286

>>19360249
Buy high quality growth stocks

>> No.19360294

>>19360249
Buy Canadian banks.

>> No.19360297

>>19360249
Buy TELL so you can profit from the based Natural Gas projects.

>> No.19360304

>>19360249
average dollar investing. dont go all in

>> No.19360309

>>19360193
>no "jitters"
>no "mulls over"
And it should be "as" instead of "after"

>> No.19360311

>>19359925
>>19359924
Jesus, do you people even know what MSFT is?

explain

>> No.19360328
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>>19359864
Xth for drinking anime girl piss.

>>19359881
Data-based.

>>19360069
The fact that you look at that image and see two men having sex speaks volumes to your fucked up upbringing and I’m sorry your parents ruined you.

>> No.19360337

>>19359921
Microsoft will be going on a good uptrend soon.

>> No.19360345

>>19360328
maybe it would be gay if the episode wasn't literally about a dog raping a guy

also why throw stones while living in a glass house mr loli poster

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>>19360283
As long as oil I around, slb will be there. You could always go to fang. Chesapeake was at 500 a share and cratered. Hell, if you want a oil penny stock buy qep.

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>>19360249
Purchase these on amazon for 34.99
Purchase set of nails for 1.99
Purchase cheap Chinese hammer b4 they are b& for 3.99

Install on your person and hope for another once in life time opportunity.

>> No.19360367

these futures are on fucking turbo steroids lately

>> No.19360370

>>19360337
They have been around $180 since earnings.

>> No.19360375
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I wanna diversify and get some money into big pharma.
JNJ or PFE? Both?
I thought about buying a 100 each.

>> No.19360395

>>19360375
Ovid

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>>19360367
its good. economy is stronger than ever

>> No.19360415

SPY calls all day every day until at least the end of the year. Weekly SPY calls will be the new savings account once rates go negative. Either hop on board or get left behind.

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How good/ fucked is holding 3 MSFT calls for 6/19 (182.5)

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thoughts on this?>>19360368

>> No.19360430

>>19359988
Value trap

t. Ex csco bagholder

>> No.19360432

>>19359812
Another day, another time futures randomly soar.

>> No.19360434

>>19360370
Yea but it has good relative strength right now, and people have stopped selling the stock, it will probably accelerate out of its cup and handle soon.

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>>19360249
Look for safe dividend stocks with a decent yield.

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>>19360345
>also why throw stones while living in a glass house mr loli poster
>implying there’s anything gay or shameful about cunny

>> No.19360444

>>19360345
bro it's just just a funny episode. if violent sexual imagery makes you uncomfortable, you're never gunna make it to the big leagues, its part of the game.

>> No.19360453

>>19360367
>lately
Look at how low futures volume normally is around this time. Someone coming in and scooping up 10x-20x that volume in contracts on the 1 min and bidding up the price is essentially similar to a shitcoin whale flexing. Now, do the math on the margin required for that to happen.

>>19360397
toppest of keks

>> No.19360468

>>19360249
Wait until we close above 305 or below 295 for 2 days straight, then buy or short accordingly. Anything else is retarded or fake advice.

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>>19360328

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>>19359812
so, we back to normal? SPY 305 tomorrow?

>> No.19360494

>>19360444
I mean i laughed a the pic, i don't really care but I've been seeing a lot of gay sex used as a metaphor for dominating or winning over someone, sure it riles people up but it's also very homoerotic to imagine you having sex with another guy as winning. Like the first guy who probably thought of the concept probably just wanted an excuse to fuck a guy and not be called a homo. Just my thoughts.

>> No.19360497

>>19360249
thanks for the replies to this biz bros, given me something to think about

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>>19360437
Women have no place in the arena, femanon.

>> No.19360499

Luv anime
Luv stonks
Luv tiddy
'ate pedos
'ate weebs
'ate bears

That's just the kind of man I am.

>> No.19360504
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>futures just won't stop going up

say it with me now...ahem
>OOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19360514

>>19360494
i take it you did not play sports anon?

>> No.19360522

>>19359831
It's a dead cat bounce for retards.

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>>19360367
Key S&P resistance broke yesterday. That will always make things lively for a week or two thereafter. There is another weaker one up at 3130-ish then clear sailing straight to ATH.

When I started trading, the idea that an index would have clear support and resistance levels made no sense to me. It's just an average (kinda) of a bunch of different companies, right? And yet, price gets sticky in these spots and volume is needed to move through them with authority in much the same way as support/resistance levels behave on individual stocks.

>> No.19360530

>>19360514
I did and just because it's jock culture doesn't make it any less gay

>> No.19360536

>my x16 leveraged wti futures is +%1500 by now
never... selling... i'm going to end either filthy rich and retire or go bald in a day

>> No.19360537

>>19360375
JNJ

>> No.19360546

>>19359994
bro just laser treatment that shit
worked for me

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>>19360498
Going all-in on emotional bullshit from a Ugandan pottery image board sounds pretty woman.
Building a stable foundation for your portfolio out of well-researched buys before you play odds is as manly as it gets.

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19360551

Buffet.
More like buff wrong!
Har har har

>> No.19360554

If I see another post about GUSH and its “crazy potential gains”....are people here autists who leaked in from reddit

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>>19359831
>RSI finally lowered
>support at 1.80 tested dozens of times
>volume is still there
>more positive news coming

Strong buy

Also holding RVV and NUMI in that space.

>> No.19360561

>>19360536
Absolute mad lad. Going 2x on oil or natty makes me a little nervous every time, nevermind 16x.

>> No.19360567

I swear to god if MSFT and AMD do not have a green day Ill kill a baby
Again

>> No.19360572

>>19360554
>everything green
>retards still getting sucked into GUSH and USO
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.19360584

>>19360528
>broke resistance yesterday
It dropped almost 1% during market hours. You should rethink where resistance is being broken and reconsider whether or not market hours volume and the equilibrium between buying and selling pressures has enough momentum behind it to support those movements. All of last week was sideways movement apart from the Moderna pump in premarket.

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Gonna make a prediction 'ere, lads

Exponential charts from what I see always are mini-bubbles and crash the hardest.

This is the hourly chart. Gonna predict we crash tonight. Does it get bailed out? Dunno, but it'll crash hard from here.

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>>19360567
Same bro

>> No.19360596

>>19360522
Oh, now it'd a dead cat bounce. First it was straight pnd now it's a dead cat bounce. Enjoy trying to call it on the sidelines while I make crazy gains daily. Dubs don't even matter
>>19360555
Based trips

>> No.19360599

>>19360060
Thank you anon

>> No.19360612

>>19359930
How do you even have any capital left? Are you DCAing?

>> No.19360621

>>19360561
what's even worse is i put in such a small amount i couldn't care about losing. and now it's pretty fucking huge. if wti reaches 40 it's going to be nearly $300k worth

>> No.19360622

>>19360584
broke through in last night futures, gap up open for market hours, retest of resistance as potential new support during market hours, now futures trading with expectation of another push higher tomorrow.

>> No.19360639

>>19360375
Well PFE is doing a spin off soon so if you buy now you'd get shares in the new spin off company for free. The new company is gonna pay out a divvy to boot. So you could keep the "free shares" or sell them to make back your PFE investment money (or a part of it anyway)

>> No.19360643

>>19359930
I'll make you a hot breakfast for a share.

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>>19360591
>man predicts red bar after many green bars

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>>19360567
Bro they’re up so fucking big are you joking?

I want them to drop so I can FINALLY get in to big tech and add more to AMD.

that one faggot’s avatar-posts always make the thread smell terrible. He must not know how to bathe himself properly.

>> No.19360653

>>19359816
Fpbp
Hes gonna crash this market

>> No.19360655

>>19360644
I'm too young to get your reference

>> No.19360666

>>19359985
I was looking at it again today, and in my opinion no. It would have been nice to ride the 100% gain from the bottom, but I don't see it getting huge gains in the near future.

I think oil is going to come back slower than other things will keep on growing, so you'll probably get better returns dumping into something else like TECL or even SPXL.

Look at oil price history such as the 2015 crash - it recovers very slowly from huge crashes because the entire problem is that there is a HUGE backlog of oil to burn. Oil price futures right now are still only like $38 for 2021.

>> No.19360667

>>19360622
Your causality is reversed.

>> No.19360677

>>19360621
I'd sell now and bag the profit. I mean hell I dunno what your expenses are but I could live from 300,000 very easy..

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>>19360667
pfffft

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>>19360655
jews run the news
and if they want
they shut you down

>> No.19360703

>>19360596
>Enjoy trying to call it on the sidelines while I make crazy gains daily.
This is your brain on shrmf, at least pot stock had sales.

>> No.19360708

>>19360546
thanks will look into it. been using over the country stuff that doesn't do anything

>> No.19360716
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>>19360548
""Watch", he is said to have declared, "so that you know how cheap the body is to men who have their eye on great glory". Mucius thrust his right hand into a fire which was lit for sacrifice and held it there without giving any indication of pain, thereby earning for himself and his descendants the cognomen Scaevola, meaning "left-handed". Porsena was shocked at the youth's bravery, and dismissed him from the Etruscan camp, free to return to Rome, saying "Go back, since you do more harm to yourself than me". At the same time, the king also sent ambassadors to Rome to offer peace."

You and every other lower middle class person will endlessly extol the virtues of sensibility and caution. But aversion to pain and risk is the most consistently and strongly linked female quality.

Yes you may feel some pain, yes you will loose some money, but you will learn through blood and sweat to pick winners. And thats what we all want. If you just want to end up some beaten down fag who gets to take one more vacation a year to Sandals when he is 50 than his neighbor does, then fine.

>> No.19360724

>>19360677
read again!! it's nowhere near 300k right now. it turned peanuts into slightly larger peanuts so far. if i had bigger balls though that %1500 gain would have been incredible right now.

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>> No.19360740

>>19360716
I'm so glad that I live in an era where most people have stopped confusing displays of masochism as indicative of resolve.
Oh wait, nothing has changed and every fucking reddit asshole thinks life is a contest to demonstrate how nihilistic you are because that means you win the grownup contest even if you're still actually terrified of death inwardly but also too afraid to live.

>> No.19360744

>>19360737
Please explain

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>>19360592
Cheers
>Bro they’re up so fucking big are you joking?
Im just a greedy little fuck.

>> No.19360750

>>19360716
You're a Bobo trying to make pissing away common sense sound profound as a coping mechanism, aren't you?

>> No.19360753

I'm back bois!!! I am in the positive and it is only going to get better over the next few years.

My big winner is RCL. I personally hope it shits the bed again with wave two and so I can snag another 100 shares.

>> No.19360759

>>19360551
>Marketwatch
>Opinion
>After a 15-20% das gain for airlines
The author for sure had the opnion before the hopium train yesterday and for sure bought the bottom. Next week the same author will have the opinion why airlines should be sold again, kek

>> No.19360760
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>invest in volatile penny or <$5 stocks
>make bigger gains
>invest in reliable stocks that will grow back slowly
>make smaller gains


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STARTING OFF IS SO SHITTY I NEED MORE PAYCHECKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19360761
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I suspect this logic will be too difficult for you to understand, T-baby retard. But please read it anyway.

>>19360639
Whatever those shares of Upjohn will be worth will be subtracted from the value of the PFE share, so you’ll break even. Same goes proportionally for the dividend.

UNLESS the breakup “unlocks value”

I suspect BOTH pfe and mrk are doing their spinoffs in an attempt at financial engineering to force a rerating of the company at a higher valuation. This is a gamble, it’s not something that has been pushed for by the shareholders, it’s just bullshit from management.

There are good arguments to make for PFE, and there are good arguments to be made for dividend-focused investing. That is not one of them.

Please stop shilling with that copypasta.

>>19360375
JNJ is the better company with the superior balance sheet.

I own both. In fact I own JNJ, PFE, MRK, LLY, and REGN. At these prices, I’ve only been buying LLY and REGN.

>>19360748
Pay cunbts.

>> No.19360762

>>19360744
Yuan being devalued. Could be intentional like the Japs do, could be a sign of people rushing to exit.

>> No.19360767

>>19360748
Positions? I got 3 MSFT 6/19 182.5 call

>> No.19360773

>>19359925
>>>19359921
>probably take a big fat shit when trump announces an oil embargo on china

If that happens get your RTX war will be on the horizon.

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Time to buy McDonald's shares?

>> No.19360776
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anons, can we have a trading platform discussion? whats the best?

Robinhood: gimp research tools and only has a few meme charts. best thing about it is how easy it is to execute trades and it looks nice. ive heard the options prices are more expensive but i dont know if thats true. is it really as bad as people say tho?

TDameritrade: i just opened one. they have much better research tools for sure including many different reports instead of just morningstar like Robinhood. i was interested in their desktop platform ThinkOrSwim but after using it i dont think its that useful ultimately. the tdameritrade app seems nice so far and has all of the research tools the website does.

what are the other choices, which is the best?

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>>19360762
The chinks deliberately prop their currency up constantly though. It would devalue to South America tier if they stopped. Have they been easing off?

>> No.19360780

>>19360760
Get 100 shares so you can start wheeling

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>>19360737
>>19360744
Chinese Yuan collapsing against the dollar. Offshore, not pegged, Chinese have no control over this market. Good for China in a way (exports), bad for USA (imports) because our trade deficit with them is gigantic, we're the #1 debtor nation in the world and most of the debt is owned by China. China is letting the pegged market slip as well which is one reason why the offshore is rocketing up.

These are all-time highs now.

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>>19360775
Always.

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>>19360760
step 1: open top 10% lists
step 2: look for stocks with share price of ~$3-5
step 3: see if those stocks have options (maybe 7/12 will)
step 4: sell a cash covered put on one you're generally bullish on
step 5: profit - with the recent big move volatility is sky high and on your side.
sold pic related today and it's just bonkers the more you think about it.

>> No.19360799

>>19359816
>Jesus temple is the NYSE
>he was a good Jew all along
Next step is bouddha as China CEO

>> No.19360800

I'm getting rekt on my OTM options right now... should I just switch to selling instead? What % of a good options portfolio is buying/selling and spreads generally?

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>>19360761
Thanks for the info on pharma
>>19360744
Yuan is pegged to the USD to keep its value stable but also low. If the Chinks would stop the Yuan would be worth way more.

That said, this is not too out of the ordinary. And its either someone dumping Yuan or the PBC printing. Who knows though

>> No.19360807

>>19360782
we might see some more hawkish posturing this week then. I wonder.

>> No.19360808

>>19360775
i still feel like canadian banks are the best buy right now after earnings have renewed confidence in them.
like im actually worried it will go up +5% again tomorrow before I can buy in. I was hoping for a pullback but now I realize that's not gonna happen in a clown market.

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QQQ..Q

>> No.19360824

>>19360782
Because they want to pump their crypto

>> No.19360826

>>19360775
>>19360786
The real question is MCD, YUM, or both at once?

>> No.19360827

>>19360808
>canadian banks are the best buy right now
For an amerishart, are canadian big 4 banks worth it if their currency is inflating at a rate faster than USD? Until the 5% bump, i really liked the charts.

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>>19360767
In MSFT? Stocks. I rebought the calls I wrote for cheap, hoping for a jump today.
In AMD? Shorted 54p ending this friday. AMD dumped but Im not too unhappy about getting it at 54 desu.

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>>19360776
I have schwab and robinhood and I still use both because both of them have features that are great but mostly both kind of suck.

I’ve been meaning to open with TDA for literally months.

>>19360805
>If the Chinks would stop the Yuan would be worth way more.
Uhhhhh is that what you meant to say?

>>19360816
>you’re a snake guy
>4Q

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>>19360831
Best of luck

>> No.19360885

Anyone have any idea how the euro will react?
As you all know the ECBs actions were deemed irregular by the German courts. But without the Bundesbank they essentially have no power. And since the German bonds are the benchmark and basis of the European financial system I dont really know what will happen if the ECB will no longer support their purchases. Might destabilize the euro even more when the ECB could only buy French or Italian bonds and be deemed unstable.

Any interesting takes or articles on that?

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I bought @ 62 and almost sold at like 55, glad i didn't smile

>> No.19360888

>>19360740
America was built by risk takers. Facebook, TSLA, NFLX, all massive, some would say retarded risks from companies/people that had solid safe alternatives. The stock market itself was built up by people willing to Yolo it on ships crossing the sea in a wood box to mine shit from people who wanted to eat them. The banking houses of europe becaming big yoloing on the outcomes of the Napoleonic wars. If you wana be a nobody, fine. But don't call it masochism when the entire legal framework of the economy and bankruptcy law are built around encouraging risk takers and downplaying the punishments for it going wrong.

>>19360750
No I almost never make bobo plays unless its insane shit like Draft Kings or time bombs like Boeing. 95% of gains are from long calls.

>> No.19360894

>>19360826
YUM is super exposed to China. Be careful.

>> No.19360896

>>19360760
Invest in spce, it's safer than a penny stock but acts like one just like TSLA.

>> No.19360898

>>19360798
options are too big brain for me.. I would have to read more

>> No.19360908

>>19360845
I meant to say "The Chinese gouvernment artificially devalues the Yuan to export more and a free float would make the Yuan jump in value."

Im tired. Sorry if I wasnt clear.
>>19360867
Thanks

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>>19360740
time to stop posting

>> No.19360920

>>19360885
DExit. It was already on that path.

Anyway ECB already announced they will move forward with the plan. Even with Germany it wouldn't work, Euro will break down against the dollar soon

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>>19360896
Have you considered investing in these anon, here they are pretty hot rn

>> No.19360934

>>19360639
You're not getting shit for free, dumbass.

>> No.19360936

damn, i might have sold my LUV shares early. Was hoping for a retrace before I bought in again.
Normies talking about investing airlines everywhere made me nervous

>> No.19360939

>>19360776
I have accounts with QTrade, Questrade and RBC.

They're all a bit shit. I would be embarrased if any of these were my company.

I use Questrade and RBC together for the most part since they fail in different ways, so putting the two of them together is actually better overall. Questrade is cheaper for small volume trades and ETFs, RBC is cheaper for large volume trades (flat rates, no extra SEC fees). RBC gives me real-time data as part of the account, Questrade charges extra for real-time data. Questrade has a $1k account minimum to avoid maint fees; RBC has a $15k account minimum to avoid maint fees.

I like that Questrade has desktop software, but it's a bit janky and feels straight out of 2002.

QTrade has the best watchlist management, but is shit in every other way.

>> No.19360950

>>19360888
America was built by old value investors and stable company owners in wigs who were also almost exclusively good Protestant Christians on moral values and for moral reasons, not on the basis of being degenerate gambling addicts.
Your understanding of the colonists and the early industrial age is also laughably pathetic.
>some would say
Dumb backpedal setup used to say dumb shit while knowing you can never back it up. Not very risky of you when you're afraid to lose "face" as an anonymous fucking poster. Typical egofagging bullshit.
Lastly, and remember this one: if you think you will become "somebody" by successful long-term gambling, you will 1) fail at the long-term part and 2) die a nobody even if you succeed.
No one cares about people with no skills, talents, or ideas of their own.

>> No.19360951

>>19360193
Roll fucking biotech market is pissing me off destroying my puts because muh vaccine even if it is only a 1 day rally the day it expires it happened 3 times loosing me money

>> No.19360952

I'm not investing in Tesla at these levels, but I really can't wait to see what battery day has up offer. I've read some stuff that they can make more powerful batteries, that last longer, and are cheaper, plus easier to assemble into packs making them cheaper on a cell and pack level. If this is true then wow!

>> No.19360965

>>19360867
Me in the back

>> No.19360973

>>19360898
Options if done wrong can fuck you over pretty bad. Used to be pic floating around here of some user who went 200,000 in the hole from a bad deal. Margin is another thing that can fuck you over if it goes wrong. I mean it's bad enough to lose your own money but now you've lost yours plus the money the brokerage fronted you. Yeah.. no thanks.

>> No.19360994

>>19360920
That would make Germanys plan of economic hegemony turn to shit even after achieving victory over Britain, the biggest problem they had.

And everyone in the world would drop the euro in exchange for a rapidly rising deutschmark that would make exporting stuff way harder for Germans.

And it would kill the EU and the Euro.
No chance.

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Is there any way to justify GOOG and FB valuation? The increase in FAG MAN has got me feeling queasy.

>> No.19361008

Anyone know why the futures ripping?! What news this time? Another fking "promising" vaccine?

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Gold is dumping

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>>19361002
>any way to justify
human attention is super valuable it turns out

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>>19360950
>America was built by old value investors and stable company owners in wigs who were also almost exclusively good Protestant Christians on moral values and for moral reasons, not on the basis of being degenerate gambling addicts
actually the entire founding of America was a degenerate gamble in search of profit

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>>19359812
ANY OTHER CHADS SHORTING BRAZIL HERE? (BZQ)

HOLY SHIT I THINK IM GOING TO BE A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT IT LITERALLY CANT GO WRONG THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST DEAL IN THE HISTORY OF THE MARKET

>> No.19361040

>>19361002
Powell is going to expand the balance sheet and buy ads.

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HERE WE GO

>> No.19361054

>>19360898
Learn cash covered puts and covered calls. Everyone will call you a pussy for being that guy but you will beat the market YoY even if you play ultra conservative. Google The Wheel strategy.

>> No.19361059

>>19361026
Unless every company that advertizes with you is looking to cut discretionary expenses and consumers are cutting their spending way back anyway.

>>19361040
Finally something that makes sense.

>> No.19361061

>>19361028
Don't the screwing of the Indians count to? I mean we did screw them over pretty good.

>> No.19361071

>>19361012
>>19361041
these two movements together in our context are pretty weird. can anyone explain?

>> No.19361072

>>19360950
Fuck off back to middle america uncle buffet, cry more Jungian bullshit into the wilderness and open up a local paint store that offers sensible prices to sensible church going folk. You want to fuck in the big leagues you gotta get down and dirty. I'm not saying these people should yolo based off the post with the best anime tiddies, but picking stocks which are "safe" is not a way to make money. Git good and learn to pick winners.

>> No.19361075

>>19361008
It’s another day into “reopening” and nothing bad has happened.

>> No.19361081

>>19361008
Because people think the stock market will do well in the future. Doesn't really matter why, futures is pure gambling and it's disgraceful that it exists and influences the market. You trying to read the futures is like going to a casino and gambling on the outcomes of the gamblers there, except the cards they are dealt are assigned on the basis of voodoo interpretation of rumors and headlines, rather than the more predictable RNG that might let you at least establish a baseline for how much you will lose.

>> No.19361087

>>19359929
>>19359963
>>19360062
STOP!!! My penis can only get so erect.

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>>19361037
was thinking about EWJ but it turns out it's just SPY
pic related

>> No.19361092

>>19361071
People are selling gold and buying stocks, gold tends to not do well in the summer too.

>> No.19361096

Another day, another time futures are making ATHs. Sentiment changed in the last 3 hours to go really parabolic. Seems like a vaccine is coming out this week.

>> No.19361099

>>19361028
Actually, regardless of your revisionism, it was not, in any sense.

>> No.19361108

>>19361075
What happened to all the China tensions? End of day sell off? Futures just pumped back up 75pts on nothing?!

>> No.19361121

Dropped 2k in Roth IRA mutual funds yesterday, will join you all in degeneracy tomorrow

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>>19361061
we did screw the Indians, but they would have screwed us too if they had the chance

they were too busy trying to screw over their fellow Indians

>> No.19361127

>>19361096
Good. It'll be rushed cause they cut corners and there will be side effects out the ass. Then when all the bad shit comes to light you can make a load of money selling options on the stock.

>> No.19361128

>>19361028
He's a fucking retard. Half the people who went in on colonys ended up bankrupt. It was a 100% yolo type play sending people into there be dragons here land in search of mythical gold falling off of trees as told by drunken ex sailors.

>> No.19361129

>>19361108
Who cares...fucking buy jesus.

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>>19361028
No guys blacks built america. Didn't you read project 1619

>> No.19361145

>>19361061
I didn't do shit to anyone.

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>>19361092
I earnestly find this one hard to believe. USD is great and all, but selling gold for US equities... at these PEs? in this environment? I would guess it's not Americans, that's for sure. Institutions are likely going to keep waiting for another month, at the least.

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>>19361061
You must be young. Indians were hired mercenaries to kill other indians. They were degenerate af and got the coof coof. Nothing of value was lost. Now they fuck over the modern civilization with their eye sore land and tax free casinos. I've never seen a hot indian in real life. Fuck the muckleshoot tribe. A bunch of dirty inbred meth head faggots.

>> No.19361151

>>19361072
I'm pretty sure that Buffett has in fact made more money than you, anon. I'm also pretty sure that the extent of your knowledge of the psyche is pretty limited if you think it's a matter of Yung vs Nietsche. I furthermore think that you have seen Wolf of Wall Street one too many times and your brain is full of fuck (literally coomerfag dream being fucking drug-addled whores) and maybe you should watch less Hollywood and network TV trash in general and go outside a few times a year.
Are you even gainfully employed?

>> No.19361159

>>19361108
Nothing bad ACTUALLY happened. People are taking the recovery day by day and week by week.

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>>19360249
Be cautiously bullish and wait for the next dip. Do you actually think everything is fine? Only an idiot would believe that. That was just the appetizer.

>> No.19361176

>>19360249
at this point, consider some bonds.

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>>19360737
CHINA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

>> No.19361204

>>19361147
Indians don’t exist anymore. Go to a reservation and find me a pure blood under the age of 50. They are all quadroons and 1/8s that barely meet the legal definition to be Indian. For all you intents and purposes, the Native American is extinct.

>> No.19361205

>>19361061
Indians are not all noble and in touch with nature. That's a white projection.

They massacred whole packs of buffalo and let 99% of the meet spoil. They tortured, enslaved, and raped like crazy.

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>>19361151
time to put up or shut up anon, post positions and gainz or gtfo

>> No.19361229

>>19361159
Cases in Virginia and Texas are at all time high after reopening 2 weeks ago. Does that count as bullish?

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>>19361193
Um, it's actually good for China and bad for US

>> No.19361245

>>19361229
Also California had its single largest number of new cases ...

>> No.19361247

>>19361229
Is it productive white people or minorities and retirees.

>> No.19361251

>>19361125
and my british ancestors were enslaved/raped by the romans, who had the same done to them by the greeks, who had the same done to them by the easterlings, on and on.

coof coof couldn't have been predicted but our germs brewed in isolation were stronger than their germs brewed in isolation. it happens, its called history.

>> No.19361267

>>19361146
PE doesn't matter. If stocks go up, they go up and find new levels.

>> No.19361268

>>19361229
These are entirely attributable to increased testing. This myth has been debunked repeatedly, to the point that I'm sure you've seen it by now. Even Nate silver of 538 has debunked this, no right wing commentator

>> No.19361276

>>19359812
Money

>> No.19361280

>>19361108
This is probably wrong, but here's my take on it.

News against the trend isn't priced in until it reaches a critical mass. If you go back to the March selloff, rate cuts, massive repos, and QE and whatever was announced did next to nothing to stop blood red days, but when the market was oversold suddenly all those things mattered a great deal and fueled upward pressure.

We haven't priced in unemployment, bad earnings, China, EU, GDP, bankruptcies, mortgages or any of that nonsense because they haven't cumulatively reached a point where it has to be priced in. If we're headed back down, you'll find that all those things that we ignored will be creating a lot of downward pressure.

>> No.19361299

>>19361242
>>19360782
>>19360737
The last time USDCNH reached this level was in September right around the time the repo markets were breaking

>> No.19361300

>>19359927

Jesus

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>>19361267
Just be the closest to the exit anon, that's all I can say and hope for you.

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>>19361305
Something you should read

>> No.19361337

>>19361242
...you know that the line going up means the yuan is weakening not gaining right?

>> No.19361361
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>>19360678
okay
>Average of the Non-Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 1.11%
>Average of the Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 0.84%

>Days in Which Market Hours Followed Futures/Pre-Market: 20/33 (~61%)
>Bullish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 6/33
>Days in which a Bullish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Gain: 4/6
>Bearish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 7/33
>Days in which a Bearish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Loss: 3/7

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): 103.75 million, 16 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): 117.82 million, 3 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): Logarithmic Decay, R^2 = 0.79
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): Flat

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Loss, All): 106.29 million, 14 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Loss, All): Flat

>> No.19361365

>>19360504

NO.

>> No.19361368

>>19361280
How anyone here is trying to be the next financial guru. Nobody has any clue where the line goes. Either up or down, market makers decide.

>> No.19361376

I’m starting to get emotionally invested in my picks bros. Think I need to cool it after this credit spread play.

>> No.19361385

>>19361361
and?

>> No.19361391

>>19361368
No one here is trying to be a guru. It’s just a bunch of blind men calling out in the dark.

>> No.19361396

>>19361385
Are you trolling or actually retarded lmao

>> No.19361401

>>19361125
Nah they didn’t really perceive property rights in the same way.

The Spanish got “fucked” by the Indians a bit because, for some dumb ass reason, they thought they could make natives into peaceful slaves if they also forced them to pretend to be catholic. And that then they would peaceably mine rocks for the King.

Fucking idiots.

>> No.19361405

>>19361396
what?

>> No.19361410

>>19361324
Finally someone with some sense. Reflexivity>retarded buffets fundamentals shills.

>> No.19361413

>>19361391
Guys! Guys! I have one eye! Listen! Buy DKNG and cheapies!

>> No.19361417

>>19361391
That's a very succinct and apropos description.

>> No.19361423

>>19361410
Imagine worshipping (((Soros)))

>> No.19361430
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>>19361242
>>19361337
Hes being retarded and thinks that it helps them pay off debt, but what it actually means is CCP losing control of the their money.

>> No.19361434

>>19361146
It’s not a pair-trade. And P/E’s aren’t the only thing that determines whether or not a stock is worth buying. When the market is up, a HIGHER P/E indicates that the market “believes” in the company’s story. It means the market thinks they can make the numbers or have a very bright future.

When the P/E is low, often times... well fucking look at ViacomCBS.

>> No.19361439

>>19361361
Nice data. Did you compile it yourself?

>> No.19361444

>>19361413
>Pay truly insane retard tier prices for nothing earnings of a company almost certainly set to be guillotined by regulators looking to pay back the assloads of cash they now owe.
t. absolute unit

>> No.19361453

>>19361337
It's good for China because cheaper yuan attracts more foreign investments and makes it harder for US to tariff their goods

>> No.19361457

>>19361444
Trips of truth.

>>19361439
Yes.

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>>19361423
We must join him Gandalf.

>> No.19361473

>>19361423
Take your meds schizo

>> No.19361474

>>19361337
Bro, nice numbers but... you have a lot to learn.

China has been INTENTIONALLY devaluing their currency in the pegged market. Good for their exports, bad for our imports. And our trade deficit with China is large and WIDENING (people thought it would narrow because of corona but nope). USA is the #1 debtor nation in the world and China holds a giant piece of that debt. China is also importing s o ybeans from Brazil instead of US now. They are also targeting EM, Africa will be the next Cold War battlefield

>> No.19361483

>>19361242
Omfg how can somebody be this stupid and not realize their currency is LOSING value?

>> No.19361496
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>>19361423
Imagine not reading books because you think it amounts to worship... i hope you’ve got balls cuz you damn sure don’t have brains.

>>19361430
>>19361337
>>19361453
It’s much much simpler retards. It’s why trump complains about countries devaluing their currencies and says the dollar is too strong.

A weaker Yuan makes chinese exports cheaper, meaning that they’re a much more appealing trading partner.

>> No.19361500

>>19361267
PE doesn't matter? Cause fuck economics and price discovery?

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>>19361324
Why do you like it, anon?

>> No.19361512

>>19361337
>>19361483
Okay are you guys serious or what

Yuan is losing value, and that is net-good for China and net-bad for US. Look at our trade deficit.

>> No.19361517

>>19361496
Nobody wants to trade with them after the whole Shanghai shivers.

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>>19361324
>>19361410
>most recent filing for his fund
>literally sold off a huge chunk of financials
>literally bought into bonds, utilities, and spread out his telecom
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4348995-tracking-george-soross-portfolio-q1-2020-update
I think anon's are very likely playing with fire if they're long and not careful.

>>19361434
>It’s not a pair-trade.
It seems like it isn't. Also, wouldn't these PEs (sector dependent) indicate that we're pricing in too much of a rise? It's going to be skewed to hell and back over Q1 and especially Q2 earnings, but I just really don't see it when broadly, every sector is facing major (likely negative due to market wide debt + co-movement) uncertainty.

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On a serious note. I got 27k coming into my RH account. I am not sure which one to grind my fortune on.

>> No.19361526

>>19361507
its very insightful, the illuminati giving away their knowledge, they don't care because nobody reads.

>> No.19361532

>>19361496
Their currency is 100% manipulated and now its at all time highs. Either CCP is desperate or they are losing control.

>> No.19361541

>>19361444
Tell us when the two month overdue "real dip" is coming, oh sage.
>>19361460
Eat a fat wormy dick, Sharkie.
>>19361474
Actually China has been artificially inflating their currency's value internally through totalitarian means, and then they even had the audacity to float it on the global currency markets recently, whereupon it completely flopped damaging their national pride and integrity and forcing them to come up with new spin. We're talking about the same people who are currently funding state television to help grifters scam gullible citizens into believing in their magical martial arts and paying them. The same government that downgraded an MMA fighter's social credit score so low he can't take a train to his fights anymore all for ACCEPTING OPEN DUEL INVITATIONS FROM THESE SCAMMERS AND BEATING THEM
That is the government you are dealing with.
They want the Yuan to fall even further like they want Hong Kong and Taiwan to be recognized as independent countries by the UN.

>> No.19361543

>>19360130
What makes you so sure you will?

>> No.19361546

>>19361520
I'm not in this game to be careful, gotta put your balls on the line.

>> No.19361549

>>19361474
Given the Chinese presence already in Africa, we're already at a disadvantage. Think of all of that time and money spent in the Middle East for Israel and the House of Saud, when we could have been expanding US geopolitical hegemony in burgeoning shit-holes.

>>19361500
The Fed's reaction was so swift and so large that it all but destroyed price discovery, for now.

>>19361520
The fact that companies have cut forward guidance for the remainder of the year should be telling enough.

>>19361532
Why not both?

>> No.19361551

>>19361500
unless the p/e ratio is obviously fucked, like AMD, then no, don't bother with it.
when has focusing on companies with low p/e ratio ever made someone successful?

>> No.19361565

>>19361532
Learn what onshore vs offshore trading is

>> No.19361574

>/pol/tards don't know if they want a strong or weak dollar because Trump has literally NEVER been consistent on it

>> No.19361579

>>19361500
PEs always get higher and higher historically, they are an end result and do not push prices.

>> No.19361589
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>>19361532
All time highs? What?
It’s dropping in value, do you mean lows?

>>19361520
>It seems like it isn't.
That’s what I said.

No one knows if at any given time the market is too optimistic or pessimistic. This is the most hated market rally of all times, and there’s massive amounts of cash on the sidelines in MMFs and treasuries and savings accounts, and all that means it could definitely still go higher. As does the QE and Fed backstop.

>>19361541
>ACCEPTING OPEN DUEL INVITATIONS FROM THESE SCAMMERS AND BEATING THEM
I would like to know more.

>>19361500
Christ you dumb cunt bears are so fucking dense and unimaginative.
See:
>>19361434

>> No.19361591

>>19361574
Being ambiguous on that is a pretty good strategy.

>> No.19361593
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>>19361512
It would be good if they weren't losing so much business. The truth is they have always used inflation of their currency to keep their labor cheap to other countries but since they have lost so much business it's probably because of desperation at this point to keep people employed. You can screen cap my post but they will probably devalue it even more. Inflation in the end also means that people there are working/producing more for less during a time period where the average cpi is going up everywhere. In the end it's good for those in charge of the CCP but not your average Chinese.

>> No.19361599

>>19360776
Who's the artist?

>> No.19361600

>>19361543
DK is a fucking excise taxable nightmare waiting to happen thats found a loophole a la juul. That works for a few years till the feds show up and want a cut/to regulate into oblivion. They owe fucktons now and the easiest pickings are something as unsympathetic an traditionally tax rapable as gambling.

Boeing is fucked from a market psychology point of view because they 1) already suck and need the government to save them and 2) have recently gotten into some shady shit with NASA around manned space flight which will turn the internet against them when it breaks. Then there will be little public appetite for their rescue.

>> No.19361603

>>19361589
You sound upset and probably over leveraged. I hope you blow up your account, silly.

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>>19361579
I see.

>> No.19361615

>>19359812
Fuck smg and fuck this fucking thread of autists
you're not better than the other pajeets
i'll shill my stonks on the board, thread not needed

>> No.19361616

>>19361574
Well no shit that all depends on the dollars relation to other currencies. Right now everyone is devaluing their currencies out the wazoo.

>> No.19361620

>>19361541
This. China's end goal is to mimic the development path the US economy took. They have wanted to turn themselves into a domestic consumption economy for a decade now, and that goal became less likely after 2015. A devaluing yuan means it's just not happening at all. They're missing their window

>> No.19361633

>>19361615
>shilling stocks

>> No.19361636

>>19361589
>All time highs? What?
As in the Yuan has never been more worthless.

>>19361565
Doesn't even matter, its about the mask slipping, a glimpse of weakness.

>> No.19361637

We going to see a dip in bank stocks in the next week? the fuck are the going up if we're going for a depression? aaaaaaaaaaaaaa is this real life or is this a clown world.

>> No.19361649

>>19361541
I'm not buying puts exp tmrw on them, but that valuation is definitely retarded, and if you think lawmakers are going to let some tech company take the jobs, tourism, and tax out of their districts laying down when they now owe oceans, and that this is something which has been priced into that retard valuation, you cray cray cuz

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>>19361607
I mean best performing stocks

>> No.19361657

>>19361637
I’m about to get assigned on my WFC call. Dunno how I feel about that.

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>>19361603
>You sound upset and probably over leveraged. I hope you blow up your account, silly.
why did you even @ me? for the (you)s?

If you must know, I still have plenty of cash on the sidelines, and have not bought anything on margin. I do have a callspread and call that are basically dead money waiting to expire, but that's the only "leverage" I have.

So what the fuck are you talking about?

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>>19361549
>Fed's reaction was so swift and so large that it all but destroyed price discovery
Isn't the price discovery retardation just due to the credit bubble remaining in tact in people's perception?
>The fact that companies have cut forward guidance for the remainder of the year
kek I forgot about this. imagine being a Bull. What will happen if Q2 earnings don't say something like "y-y-yeah,only up from here!"

>>19361589
>That’s what I said.
yep, I was agreeing.
>No one knows if at any given time the market is too optimistic or pessimistic.
I think it's easy to tell right now. It will probably hurt being "wrong" for a while.
>massive amounts of cash on the sidelines in MMFs and treasuries and savings accounts
We should probably investigate this. I have a weird feeling there still isn't enough USD floating around and it's getting placed on the books in one place or another where resolving it is just a matter of the cash getting wiped away back to the originator.

>> No.19361682

These fuckin futures man. I’m waking up to money tomorrow.

>> No.19361685

>>19361500
Yes.

>> No.19361699

>>19361680
Hey cow girl poster, got any 3D stuff? Fat girls dressed up in livestock cosplay is my fetish.

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>>19361699
this is the only thing i've got that i haven't seen in /smg/. I don't tend to have big girls. That pudge would be hot.

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>>19361699
anon, you could at LEAST mention Dean Foods or another dairy related stock.

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>>19359831
>>19360555
>he doesn't own MMED

>> No.19361726

>>19361717
Oh yes, uhhhh I need milk for my GIS cereal. Stocks!

>> No.19361736

>>19361633
>the new trend
exactly

>> No.19361756

>>19361650
>artificial asset price inflation due to loose monetary policy and extremely liberal share repurchases
>half of all EPS and a third of all share price increases
I see why they always go up now, unlike corporate profits. >>19357641

>>19361680
It's probably fair to say it was a combination of several factors, monetary policy, short covering, that led to the rally and had us "bypass" the traditional capitulation and price discovery stages. Bypass for now, at least. The uncertainty remains.

>>19361717
Surprisingly based, for 3D.

>> No.19361760

>Buy five stocks of UAL at 20 and 19 because I just wanted to meme
>Get a 50% return in a week
Jesus I wish I actually bought some more now

>> No.19361770

>>19361736
M8, shilling stocks on the Mongolian Yurt Erecting forum is an effort in futility. MSM has FUD and Shilling of stocks on their outlets 24/7. It’s a market capitalization so large that all the crypto holders on this board couldn’t even move the needle without getting crushed by some hedge fund. This place literally doesn’t matter.

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>>19361756
IMAGINE.

>> No.19361789

>>19361770
I shilled MRO for months when no one knew what it was and memed it into an /SMG/ darling. Do not underestimate the power of autistic determination anon.

>> No.19361816

>>19361789
>when the background noise thinks he’s part of the symphony

>> No.19361825

baking

>> No.19361848

>>19361843
>>19361843
>>19361843

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>19361843
>>19361843
>>19361843

>> No.19361860

>>19361600
if it’ll take a few years like you project why not ride it for a few months?

>> No.19361874
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>>19361423
Fuck off our board. Bet you have less than 5k. Nobody wants your shit buy gold advice peasant.

>> No.19361889

>>19361816
i rode july calls from .13 to .4, 3x gains. ill take my seat in the box while you faggots fiddle your cacophony for my amusement over "safe" MSFTs et al

>> No.19362303

>>19359925
>embargo
What are you smoking anon Russia will supply them with the oil and gas they need. China isn't like Cuba were an embargo would actually have an impact.

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