/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19348233]

Wake up America! We're experiencing the best financial opportunity of our lifetime.
To retards who wait for cheaper entrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvfsL8ngQM

>Brokers:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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https://nhentai.net/tag/crab/

>Free Chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

prev: >>19347041

[Anonymous No.19348238]

First for Jesus.

[Anonymous No.19348243]

FUCK BULLS

FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET

FUCK EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.19348248]

a n i m e

[Anonymous No.19348249]

Fuck anime

[Anonymous No.19348255]

[Anonymous No.19348256]

This market is the beginning of Zoomer and Millennial dominance.
Boomers get the coof and get left in the old folk's home
TIME TO TAKE BACK AMERICA
POST YOUR GAINS, FELLOW ZOOMBROS AND MILLENIALCHADS

[Anonymous No.19348259]

>>19348233
No one will turn in their gold. Government won’t even bother.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19348261]

Fuck the GBP in particular.

[Anonymous No.19348268]

Have some surplus cash in my account - shill me a meme to put a few hundred in

[Anonymous No.19348269]

>>19348233
whats the benefit for reinvesting dividends over just receiving them and buying what you want? What happens if your dividend cannot afford another share?

[Anonymous No.19348270]

>>19348249
You didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.19348271]

What stocks do they hold?

[Anonymous No.19348273]

Accumulate REFR

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

>he didn't buy under 5
>he didn't invest in israel
>he doesn't want to make it

[Anonymous No.19348275]

>>19348233
>Market up 2%
>MSFT was up 2% and now dumping to red.
Imagine actually thinking MSFT is a good investment at this point.

[Anonymous No.19348277]

>>19348233
>https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?or=-10&tv=100000&tc=7&o=-transactionValue
>HODL the line bvll bro, directors need to cash out this week

[Anonymous No.19348281]

>>19348233
FUCK THE BANKS

[Anonymous No.19348283]

>>19348255
As opposed to the suicideprevention link?

[Anonymous No.19348295]

>>19348233
Imagine not owning VRUS at these prices
lmao just lmao

[Anonymous No.19348296]

>>19348233
what is this the Mandibles?

[Anonymous No.19348298]

>>19348233
Oh I'll turn it in alright, just let me mold it into freedom seeds and I'll send it next millisecond shipping to my nearest government representatives.

[Anonymous No.19348299]

Be afraid

[Anonymous No.19348301]

First for ANIME SUCKS

[Anonymous No.19348303]

Slow day, no big loot

[Anonymous No.19348306]

>>19348275
FAAG is the real lineup, not FAGMAN.

[Anonymous No.19348307]

>>19348233
Will the government ban gold?
https://liberty412.podbean.com/e/will-the-government-ban-gold/

[Anonymous No.19348308]

I bought tankers today. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.19348309]

Imagine being outraded by this guy.

[Anonymous No.19348310]

>>19348268
Not meme but patriotic stocks, LMT and BA.

[Anonymous No.19348314]

>>19348271
I want to hold mugu ~
How is she so perfect bros

[Anonymous No.19348316]

>>19348268
Delta

[Anonymous No.19348325]

>>19348308
Tanking action.

[Anonymous No.19348328]

>ywn fuck an anime
just

>>19348271
ez, it's spelled out.
Kellogg, Cash, Realty Income, Netflix, TVIX

[Anonymous No.19348329]

>>19348308
disappointment and dividends

[Anonymous No.19348330]

>>19348255
absolutely schizo tier btw kek

[Anonymous No.19348332]

>>19348271
K probably holds real estate and other divvy stocks
- is the retard with cryptocurrency
O is the dumbass that blunders into wealth somehow, bought with price memory in consideration and gets lucky anyways
N is the pussy who watched the entire crash but never bought in
!! is just a wageslave.

[Anonymous No.19348339]

>>19348310
>a few hundred
>suggests a 400 per share stock

[Anonymous No.19348340]

finally the dildos are coming

[Anonymous No.19348342]

>>19348233
>1929 market crashed 30%, followed by a 4 month rally were it retraced 50% from the losses, then it crashed again going down 86% in a 3 year long bear market
>1990 japan market crashed 28%, it retraced 50% back for 3 monts, then crashed again 57% from its retracement level in a 2 year long bear market
>2000 dotcom bubble market crashed 34%, it retraced 61% during 3 months, then it crashed again 70% from its retracement level in a 2 year long bear market
>2007 financial crisys market crashed 19%, it retraced 50% during 2 months, then it crashed again 40% from its retracement level in a 1.5 year long bear market
>2020 covid crisys market crashed 34%, it retraced 61% during a 2 mont rally, then...

dubs decides what happens next

[Anonymous No.19348347]

>>19348238
Praise be to God

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19348355]

>>19348342
I fucked ur mom

[Anonymous No.19348358]

Fuck this gay place

[Anonymous No.19348360]

>>19348268

>SESN.

Going to 1+

[Anonymous No.19348363]

SOON

enjoy your little retracement bullfags

[Anonymous No.19348364]

>>19348355
b a s e d

[Anonymous No.19348366]

>>19348243
Epic collapse...

[Anonymous No.19348370]

>>19348342
FEAR

[Anonymous No.19348371]

>>19348342

keep those fingers crossed

[Anonymous No.19348373]

bro where you at?

[Anonymous No.19348374]

>>19348255
lmao butthurt

[Anonymous No.19348375]

>>19348256
12% today so far

[Anonymous No.19348377]

>>19348342
then we get a second wave dip to rebuy the dip and then 100 percent increase over ATH

[Anonymous No.19348382]

BUY NATH (after the next leg down)

[Anonymous No.19348384]

>>19348271
NBA, NFL

[Anonymous No.19348385]

>>19348355
aye daddy give me divies

[Anonymous No.19348390]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddd

were back.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19348391]

>>19348385
you gotta get your own

[Anonymous No.19348402]

>>19348342
...then we hit all time highs and got rich faggot. what do you expect to happen pussy, get your cherrypicked bullshit out of here

[Anonymous No.19348403]

>>19348355
BASED

[Anonymous No.19348404]

>>19348342
the market goes on the greatest GOLDEN BULL of all times of +300% the rest of 2020 and Trump's victory in November pushes the GOLDEN BULL into DIAMOND BULL of +1000% over the next 4 years.

[Anonymous No.19348405]

>>19348358
why did you bet against airlines? every airline in the world is mooning today

[Anonymous No.19348406]

>>19348233
>a single hedge fund manager
>may

anyone who sees this headline and doesn't automatically think "what a bunch of sensationalist yellow journalism" is low IQ and needs to be culled

[Anonymous No.19348413]

>>19348358
>buying puts at the bottom

[Anonymous No.19348417]

>>19348391
but ye fucked me mom uwu

[Anonymous No.19348419]

290 p 05/29 ? too much ?

[Anonymous No.19348420]

What should I buy for 100$ right now guys? feel like i should have bought last week after watching that jump

>>19348269
I think if you just take the money and the value of the stock doesn't increase then you could be losing to inflation. If you reinvest it the compound interest beats out the other monetary forces.

[Anonymous No.19348425]

>gov't bans gold ownership

yeah nobody with a gun is giving that shit up and most people without guns aren't either. good luck banning gold

[Anonymous No.19348428]

Do stocks ever go down?

[Anonymous No.19348429]

>>19348420
F at closing price.

[Anonymous No.19348435]

>huge moves before the market opens
>flat line during hours
>huge moves after market closes
Repeat every day forever.

[Anonymous No.19348443]

>>19348406
its bullshit yeah, but gold will dip hard its overvalued ass fuck thanks to corona

[Anonymous No.19348451]

>>19348435
what does it mean anon

[Anonymous No.19348452]

>>19348420
NRZ or FSRV

[Anonymous No.19348453]

>>19348435

> gains hold

lol

[Anonymous No.19348456]

>>19348428
no (yes)

[Anonymous No.19348460]

>>19348420
>$100
literally does not matter
what the fuck are you gonna do? Just buy steam games with your profits?
come back when you at least use your NEETbux (at least $2000) in your account, but even that hardly has any impact. If you lose, great you only lost a couple paychecks.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19348462]

>>19348428
yeah, and quite a lot considering theyre supposed to onlygo up

[Anonymous No.19348465]

>>19348451
Not sure what is debt

[Anonymous No.19348467]

>>19348435
>buy at close
>sell at open
>unlimited money

[Anonymous No.19348480]

>>19348428
Listen up newfag, I've been here since the beginning (march) and the one thing I've learned is stocks only go up.

[Anonymous No.19348483]

>>19348314

[Anonymous No.19348484]

>>19348460
Got a $100 from dividends faggot wondering where to put it now that all the stocks that paid the dividends are fucking expensive again

[Anonymous No.19348489]

Why is Shell doing so badly?

[Anonymous No.19348492]

>>19348419
anyone?

[Anonymous No.19348493]

>>19348443
and how is that relevant to my post? (it's not)

you just saw a chance to blabber and share an opinion. low-IQ. Think before you speak

[Anonymous No.19348500]

>>19348428
Where were you in March, retard?

[Anonymous No.19348505]

>>19348402
well based bro, why don't you cherrypick one V shape recovery example for us?

[Anonymous No.19348512]

>airlines +10%
>cruiselines +10%
Commercial industry safe to buy in after now?

[Anonymous No.19348514]

>>19348425
>yeah nobody with a gun is giving that shit up
Actually, they do. It's better than giving up guns, gold doesn't hold much value compared to your rifle buddy, unless the ammo or chassis is made out of gold.

>and most people without guns aren't either.
They will, because anyone who holds gold is a traitor. Peter Schiff is hiding in Puerto Rico because he's a traitor Jew.

[Anonymous No.19348521]

>>19348419
That's very aggressive, Anon. Even if the indices don't go up anyone and the correction starts right now, the .382 fibb retracement of this move is only ~292 on the SPY. Even a 0.5 retracement would put you @ 289. You'd need a large, fast retracement or a fast start to another big move down. It's hard enough to call the direction, let alone the speed and depth. I'd go with a higher strike.

[Anonymous No.19348530]

>>19348489
maybe check the rystad report. could also be money flowing elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.19348537]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.19348551]

>>19348493
>and how is that relevant to my post? (it's not)
the autor implies gold price will dip because it gets banned, but it will dip because of the corona hype which will end.

[Anonymous No.19348553]

>>19348505
>>19348505
burden of proof isn't on me and i never mentioned any V-shaped recovery. don't put words in my mouth

[Anonymous No.19348559]

>>19348512
commercial real estate has been pumping for a week already.
Look at BPY and H&R. The rest of the REITs are also following too. H&R has pumped steadily almost +20% since last week. BPY up +10% just today.

[Anonymous No.19348560]

DO STOCKS NEVER NOT GO SIDEWAYS? CANT MAKE MONEY WITH THESE 0.05% CHANGES

[Anonymous No.19348563]

>accidentally bought TLRY
A fucking weed company, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.19348564]

>>19348512
My UAL is up 14% suck it Airline bears

[Anonymous No.19348573]

>>19348560
sure you can. Lrn2swing.

[Anonymous No.19348572]

MOMMY MORGAN GIVE ME MILKIES PLEASE!!!! God I wish I could be her baby bros. God I just want to suckle those beautiful jugs. GOD bros, imagine her hard, perky nipples. Imagine the texture. The little bumps around the base.

[Anonymous No.19348575]

>>19348563

How’d you accidentally buy something you queer

[Anonymous No.19348582]

>>19348560
wow how sad are you to be going sideways on a pump day

[Anonymous No.19348586]

>>19348512
Maybe. On one hand, the virus is now over and everyone starts to travel. The other view is that everyone dies in the second wave.

Airline bros just need to remember they start massive lay offs October first.

[Anonymous No.19348592]

>>19348537
Always nice to see a chart where the volume candles are holding up the price.

[Anonymous No.19348595]

>>19348521
293 it is then, cheers

[Anonymous No.19348599]

wishing I wasn't so greedy I could cash out my entire portfolio rn and not work next year. But theres so much more room to grow

[Anonymous No.19348602]

>>19348551
the headline implies NOTHING other than gold may get banned.

what kind of drugs are you on that allowed you to do these mental gymnastics?

[Anonymous No.19348606]

holy shit bros we are actually all going to make it :)

[Anonymous No.19348608]

>>19348308
DIVS, boredom, sadness, and perhaps some bagholding.

[Anonymous No.19348609]

>>19348575
Pretty easy if you just go through your screener and find great setups, but then realize it was dude weed lmao.

[Anonymous No.19348613]

>>19348575
doesn't the same shit happen with AAPL and some other stock? where it's a completely different sector but the stock pumps anyways because people buy it by accident
I don't remember if it was AAP + AAPL or some other pair.

[Anonymous No.19348621]

>>19348575
I was using my broker's shitty charts checking shit then fuckwat happened, I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.19348635]

>>19348419
I got 299p 06/05 but I'm fairly risk-averse. I think 295p or above is safe for 05/29

[Anonymous No.19348652]

>>19348613
There was ZOOM and ZM for sure.

[Anonymous No.19348658]

>>19348635
Pick at least 6/19 at earliest. If you want to be rich, SPY 220 will be ITM by December but don't tell anybody you heard it from me. :)

[Anonymous No.19348661]

>>19348268
>>19348339
Right, then go for cannabis. CANN, THCX, TCNNF, ICAN because it buffs up defense against rona or whatever they say. Also REFG if you're feeling lucky lol

[Anonymous No.19348662]

>>19348514
Guns actually hold their value quite well faggot. Gold has the chance to go up in value while most guns do not.

[Anonymous No.19348680]

guys I want to marry Morgan Brennan

[Anonymous No.19348684]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

updated DEW calendar to remove TAP, which cut their dividend. very small position of mine (~$700 total invested only bought it because I drink a shitload of Coors Light), lost about $250 total and using that to tax loss harvest. reinvested the capital into PG

[Anonymous No.19348689]

retail is always wrong btw
/biz/ is like some kind of retarded 3x leveraged retail etf

[Anonymous No.19348704]

>>19348689

He did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.19348708]

>>19348270
Get fucked kike

[Anonymous No.19348709]

bought 18 shares of Hal

[Anonymous No.19348714]

Finally some progress

[Anonymous No.19348723]

>>19348704
duh

[Anonymous No.19348742]

Industrials and Financials leading my portfolio today

[Anonymous No.19348747]

redpill me on your strategy to make money in the markets, /smg/. what is it and why should i use it over someone else's strategy?

[Anonymous No.19348752]

>>19348714
Good job anon. Listen to your instincts and don't listen to bearcuck retards.

[Anonymous No.19348759]

I'm an ironic bear, I hold only long positions.

[Anonymous No.19348762]

>>19348747

buy good companies that pay divys and never sell

[Anonymous No.19348769]

>>19348742
>Industrials
I can believe that being an honest bump
>Financials
Which sector? Banks and Insurance companies should stay in the fucking dirt. JPM, WFC, AIG, CB, C, are all fucking up and I sold half.

[Anonymous No.19348770]

>banks continue pumping
Jesus, forgive thy jews.

[Anonymous No.19348776]

>>19348309
Based Kris BTFO-ing blue checkmarks.

[Anonymous No.19348780]

>>19348747
My strat is to continuously bleed money on short positions because it's the moral thing to do.

[Anonymous No.19348782]

>>19348747
i buy low and sell high, then i let my winners run and cut my losers, then i say no one has gone broke by taking profits and then i wait because you are paid to be patient in the stock market.

how many cliches can i fit?

[Anonymous No.19348786]

>>19348769
i forgot to add
>a n i m e

[Anonymous No.19348787]

>>19348248
based

[Anonymous No.19348788]

>>19348355

hahahahahah

[Anonymous No.19348791]

>>19348747
Wheeling kss and CCL has been treating me well. Go fuck yourself for the second part of your post.

[Anonymous No.19348796]

>>19348776
Is Kris the new /smg/ mascot?

[Anonymous No.19348797]

>>19348747
How do I get a wife like this? God I just want it.

[Anonymous No.19348798]

That mini bear raid got swallowed up so fucking fast. No way we don't head higher. What a start to the week.

[Anonymous No.19348800]

>>19348572
Need to glaze her feet 2bh

[Anonymous No.19348811]

>>19348796

[Anonymous No.19348813]

>>19348309
>dabbing on some commie kike
very based boomer

[Anonymous No.19348815]

>>19348747
buy from the BIG long time companies that give you dividends, then hold on to them forever.

when youre feeling anxious play with some pennies or something, but again, thats just for playing. stonks are serious business.

[Anonymous No.19348817]

>>19348248
flat desktop > cowtits

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19348822]

pic related

[Anonymous No.19348829]

>>19348309
Oy vey!

[Anonymous No.19348835]

>>19348747
That's one hell of an evil mango. Lying that hard to impressionable kids.

[Anonymous No.19348872]

Well now to wait and let my positions makes me some nice gains. Took a loss on KOS but overall I'm still up so no nasty blotch on my record to fill me with shame. The only time I've taken a loss was when I first started out in dec 2018. Made it back and more the following year though so it all worked out. (I never lose, setbacks yes, but I always rebound)

[Anonymous No.19348878]

>>19348817
chests of all sizes welcome.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19348882]

>12% YTD
>golden bull for almost 2 years
>-1% on a day
why does this schizo calling it sell off?

[Anonymous No.19348885]

>>19348822
AMEN FUCK CHINA

[Anonymous No.19348897]

>>19348835
What was /fit/'s response to the existence of it?

[Anonymous No.19348898]

>>19348882
theres a general for this and you're not in it

[Anonymous No.19348899]

>>19348769
Banks. JPM and BAC. Looking into getting some AFL and CB to round out my financials portfolio.

[Anonymous No.19348903]

So, anons who took my advice and bought ET: How you feeling this morning?

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19348921]

>>19348898
I am from time to time but Id prefer to shut it down so goyim doesnt think about it much

[Anonymous No.19348925]

>>19348903
I got rid of it this morning and gonna re-enter OVV, fuck pipes.

[Anonymous No.19348935]

>>19348903
Bought ET on march 11 and loving every minute

[Anonymous No.19348938]

>>19348835
"You just might" isn't a guarantee, and planking a few times a day is unimaginably good for your core. Not everyone has the time and money for the gym and this is just as good for you overall as short crunches on some machine.
Granted it will actually help out your sides and lower back more than your abs, but that will actually make it much easier to do a billion crunches to build up your abs later.
It also helps if you ever need to punt someone into next week or fall without injuring yourself.
The importance of core strength is greater than the importance of limb strength for most practical purposes. Go do some planks and crunches and sidebends anon.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19348949]

>>19348882
He thinks that gold will save you from the greater depression, but the truth is there won't be a market for gold during the greater depression because private ownership of anything will be determined illegal. There's also going to be fucking, leftists and shit.

[Anonymous No.19348955]

>>19348822
To be honest they're not really Communist anymore, they're a monstrous combination of hyper corrupt capitalism and authoritarian

[Anonymous No.19348961]

>>19348899
thanks anon buying reverse ETF soon for cheapies

[Anonymous No.19348963]

Now is the time to load up on BAM CBRE. People are already forgetting about the covid meme and managers are realizing the WFH meme is just people playing xbox 8 hours a day on the company's dime. Mr Noseberg will have you wagecucks back in the office by EOY.

[Anonymous No.19348965]

how do we think Beat the Bush is doing?

[Anonymous No.19348968]

>>19348899
you can grab some now, but I would wait. Insurance suffers from the same problems as banks. They don't have as much exposure to real estate, but it's not looking great imo. premiums will be down, profitability on this year's policies will be up, new business is going to get fucked for probably 2 or 3 years. Investment returns are going to be shit. The only one that i would grab on a dip is verisk.
>t. insurance wagie

[Anonymous No.19348979]

>>19348938
what about push ups and squats?

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19348980]

>>19348949
Cocaine is illegal, doesnt mean its not valuable desu

[Anonymous No.19348999]

>>19348968
>tfw keep forgetting tiddy
I must be turning into a homo.
ALSO. WHAT WAS. THAT.

[Anonymous No.19349002]

>>19348233
https://youtu.be/k7c2td_u1nA
>> other video of that video

[Anonymous No.19349003]

>>19348935
Same. Hasn’t rocketed as much as my USAC bits it’s still lovely

[Anonymous No.19349007]

What was that?

[Anonymous No.19349006]

FUGG - WHAT WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.19349014]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.19349015]

>>19349003
its steadily rising and paying dividends. Im a happy man

[Anonymous No.19349018]

[Anonymous No.19349020]

WHAT CAUSE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE ALL THE NEWS UP

[Anonymous No.19349021]

Why is tech down right now?

[Anonymous No.19349040]

>>19348878
Based

[Anonymous No.19349045]

>>19348938
Even the most hardcore abs exercises will only marginally increase the bf% at which abs become visible. You won't "just might", the only thing that really affects abs visibility notably is bf% (and roids). You could do weighted hanging leg raises for 10 years and you'd get visible abs at 10.0% bf instead of 9.5%, that's about all it'll do for you.

[Anonymous No.19349048]

>>19348384
underrated

[Anonymous No.19349047]

>>19349021
((they)) are taking profits

[Anonymous No.19349053]

>>19349020
i bought.

[Anonymous No.19349056]

>>19349021
value rotation for the golden bull run

[Anonymous No.19349062]

[Anonymous No.19349064]

>>19348815
reeee boomers need to stop giving advice or even stop living altogether

[Anonymous No.19349070]

WTF WHY ARE TECH STOCKS IN THE SHITTER??? MY QQQ CALLS NEED POOMP

[Anonymous No.19349071]

>>19348358
>Buys puts after the crash

Son, you cant shut the barn door after your prize stallion is already on the loose.

[Anonymous No.19349082]

We are going to close red arent we?

[Anonymous No.19349085]

Imagine being a weekly trader and freaking the fuck out because the market is about to do its regular crab and hand you MORE cheapies this week.
It keeps happening week after week, every week, and every week you panic, because you thought there was a "golden bull run" but it's just a slowly upwards shuffling crab giving me long term gains as the economy coughs its way back to life.
>>19349045
Who give a fuck about aesthetics? It's a metaphor for core strength. Anyone trying for visible ab definition is already at a flat stomach anyways, right? I mean otherwise they would obviously focus on losing weight first, right?
Even as a kid I knew that.

[Anonymous No.19349088]

>>19349064
I agree

[Anonymous No.19349095]

UH OH BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.19349096]

hope everyone's got their trailing stops loaded

[Anonymous No.19349106]

>3000 support stuttering
is this it cunnybros?

[Anonymous No.19349114]

>>19348233
Can you fags stop selling? i mean wtf? Do you want that SPY will break 300 again? Jesus, get your mind straight you fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.19349121]

>MSFT
>AMD
Red.
Come on. At least MSFT has no reason to be red.

[Anonymous No.19349125]

>>19349082
no

[Anonymous No.19349127]

>>19348358
wow. and I thought I was retarded for taking my air canada profits early.

[Anonymous No.19349129]

>tfw my picks are staying high while everything else starts dumping

[Anonymous No.19349132]

Nothing can stop the gains from raining down upon those with the guts who bought into the epic dip. Blessed virus..

[Anonymous No.19349134]

it's time to accept your gains from 13 days and cash in

don't be greedy now

[Anonymous No.19349138]

>>19349129
iktf

[Anonymous No.19349141]

>>19349085
>Who give a fuck about aesthetics?
The whole point of that manga page was literally aesthetics anon. Why are you such a sperg? It's not a metaphor for core strength at all.
>I mean otherwise they would obviously focus on losing weight first, right?
No, precisely because of strips like this one, that always pretend that you can totally get visible abs just by exercising, and never, ever, EVER mention body fat % and the fact you need to be close to essential fat %-only ratios to actually get visible abs, or that visible abs aren't fucking healthy.
>Even as a kid I knew that.
Congrats on being just about the only person in the world, kid or adult, to know that anon.

[Anonymous No.19349146]

Fucks sake

[Anonymous No.19349147]

two hours ago I was +3000 on the day

now im -1500

bullbros what happened

[Anonymous No.19349159]

>>19349062
>>19349082
bulls get 100 points up
bobos get 1 point down
that's how it is. enjoy it and don't get greedy, bears

[Anonymous No.19349164]

>>19349106
It's going to head down, probably hit 299 or 298.5, then go back up.

[Anonymous No.19349166]

It's just the Fed shorting for the next bull run. Nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.19349168]

>>19349147
LOL - what are you holding? x204335563453 leverage?

[Anonymous No.19349169]

>>19349129

[Anonymous No.19349173]

>>19349168
no

just a lot of shit

[Anonymous No.19349178]

>>19349147
Same. Only dropped to 0 though.

[Anonymous No.19349185]

[Anonymous No.19349187]

>>19349015
Debating dumping almost everything and going all in ET. That divvy is fucking swwwweeeeettt.

Good idea, bad idea?

[Anonymous No.19349196]

>>19349147
Keep fucking tell you nignogs to sell at open then rebuy the dip/crabbing.

[Anonymous No.19349200]

JESUS STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.19349203]

>>19349129
Mine dumped moderately but my single red went green. It's cool but also I want them all to fall 5% by Friday so I can buy more.
>>19349141
It's a motivational image so they drew it to look nice. They're trying to promote good health and fitness. You really don't get this at all do you?
Literally anyone with an ounce of common sense, or just an internet connection, should know that muscles don't randomly jut out through thick layers of fat, because that would be a fatal disorder.

[Anonymous No.19349210]

>>19349187
umm I mean I personally like diversity but I guess it depends on how much money youre talking about

[Anonymous No.19349212]

>>19348308
>I bought tankers today. What am I in for?
bagholding since you didn't buy at the dip last week.

[Anonymous No.19349217]

>>19349106
>>19349164
lol no wake the fuck up

[Anonymous No.19349220]

>>19349132
>DAL@$24
>DIS@$119
>T@$32
>KDP@$25
>WFC@$23.8
Good luck in the short term.
Of all of these, I like your buys for WFC, CMCSA, and Viacom. I would have kept way more powder. also no TMUS, VZ, LGF, NFLX?

[Anonymous No.19349222]

>>19349147
>tfw modest gains in solid companies
patience is key

[Anonymous No.19349239]

>>19349220
fuck i keep forgetting AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19349241]

>>19348275
>imagine thinking anything is a good investment right now
some of you are going to get caught holding some serious bags playing around in this overvalued market

[Anonymous No.19349254]

>>19349187
Hate to publicize it more since it already shot up and I still want more, but if you like divvies check out VNO. Don't buy it today though, it mooned.

[Anonymous No.19349260]

>>19349082
Maybe on Nasdaq but not a chance on the spee or dow

[Anonymous No.19349265]

>>19349254
ET has some preferred shares if you can somehow get your hands on them.

[Anonymous No.19349268]

>>19349203
>They're trying to promote good health and fitness.
The opposite, since they're promoting abs as being healthy, and promoting aesthetics above all else. Not to mention doing the plank isn't going to get anyone fit except massive fatties whose muscles are literally atrophied from being entirely stationary at all times. Anything less than an atrophied fatso gets nothing useful out of this except being betrayed. Stop defending your craptastic lying cancerous garbage.

[Anonymous No.19349272]

>April New Home Sales +0.6% (-23.4% expected)
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.19349273]

>>19349210
Everything is a bit of hyperbole but VZ is underperforming, got a couple spec stocks like fuel cell that wont be shit until 10 yrs from now. So lets say 5000.

[Anonymous No.19349280]

>>19349222
Fuck patience. If I can’t treat the stock market as a melanin free casino then what’s the point?

[Anonymous No.19349290]

>>19349241
>overvalued market
Explain how the market is overvalued?

[Anonymous No.19349295]

>margin call message is cancelled
>tfw one more day on waiting on the shorts would trigger stop out

JUST IN TIME BOBO
JUST IN TIME

[Anonymous No.19349296]

GET OUT. THE FUTURE JUST HIT UNDER 3000. THE RUG IS BEING PULLED SOON

GET OUT. THE FUTURE JUST HIT UNDER 3000. THE RUG IS BEING PULLED SOON

[Anonymous No.19349306]

>>19348420
FLR

[Anonymous No.19349313]

>>19349268
So like I said, you don't get it.
You realize you're the sperg here, right?
You also ignored outright genuinely everything I said about core strength and why it's important.
>reeee why they say do anything but deadlifts reee
Fuck off you pathetic autistic nigger

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19349322]

>>19349241
>overvalued market
imagine believing this retarded meme

there are some overvalued STOCKS, but the market as a whole? get real dude

[Anonymous No.19349325]

crazy theory right here

WHAT IF:

Soros and Buffet we're actually right and the Street is actually wrong

[Anonymous No.19349328]

>>19349313
Why are you so fixated with a lying bullshit anime girl? Is she your waifu or something, faggot?

[Anonymous No.19349333]

I FUCKING LOVE MEG

[Anonymous No.19349339]

>>19349296
are you the same anon thats been claiming the 'rug is about to pulled out' for the last 3 weeks?

[Anonymous No.19349340]

Didn't sell at open?

[Anonymous No.19349345]

>>19349296
I fucking hope or I'll break something.

[Anonymous No.19349350]

>>19349296
sure bobo

[Anonymous No.19349349]

>>19349296
Jokes on you, I already loaded up on put right after selling my calls from Friday.

[Anonymous No.19349352]

do you like NTR /smg/?

[Anonymous No.19349356]

>>19349296
Why would it matter if the rug gets pulled when we're soaring high above it?

[Anonymous No.19349367]

>>19349268
Fatty seethe and cope. Any normal person with normal body fat will see gains from planks.

[Anonymous No.19349368]

>>19349273
Its a safe investment lets put it that way

[Anonymous No.19349372]

>>19349322
I will make sure to save this post for when you're wrong trip fag.

[Anonymous No.19349374]

>>19349328
I had no comment at all about the pic until you started your schizo rant about how mad you are that planking didn't turn you into an anime musclegirl. Cope harder fattie, stop larping about powerlifting and build your core up so you can work back up to jogging.

[Anonymous No.19349375]

>>19349325
>Soros and Buffet we're actually right and the Street is actually wrong
Then it is proof that they were feeding on insider trading and deserve to be arrested.

[Anonymous No.19349379]

DGX

[Anonymous No.19349391]

>>19349220
kek, ran outta money. But since I'm in those funds (SWPPX & SWTSX) everything else is covered.

[Anonymous No.19349402]

>pulled out at all time high
>haven’t bought back in

Is it too late?

[Anonymous No.19349408]

>>19349296
Wheeee!
More buying opportunities.

[Anonymous No.19349416]

OMG - I AM LOSING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.19349420]

>>19348256
I invested in SPCE and dogecoin. :/

[Anonymous No.19349423]

bobo throwing a fit again..
it'll blow over soon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19349424]

What's going on with SPY? I thought $300 was titanium support?

[Anonymous No.19349428]

When will I be able to buy stocks with a negative price?

[Anonymous No.19349427]

>>19349416

[Anonymous No.19349429]

HOLD 3000 MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.19349431]

>>19349325
What did they bet on?

[Anonymous No.19349434]

Dump it.

[Anonymous No.19349436]

>THE RUG IS ABOUT TO BE PULLED!11!!1
>meanwhile, the rug

[Anonymous No.19349448]

>>19349428
lol could you imagine

[Anonymous No.19349450]

>>19349265
Ehh. the divvy doesnt look all that great relative to normal ET. Whats the rub on preferred stock?

[Anonymous No.19349454]

>>19349431
on market going down to hell

[Anonymous No.19349460]

>>19349372
You're a retard if you think the stock market is overvalued. TSLA is down -40% from ATH, a fair discount if you buy now. Airlines, oil, and retail will surely come back. Gilead, Moderna, Raytheon, are decent stocks just right on the price. Overvalued ones like LMT, AAPL will still go up because who cares they own the fucking industry they're specialized in. Get fucked commie.

[Anonymous No.19349461]

OVERSOLD
ITS GOING BACK UP
BOBO YOU RETARD

[Anonymous No.19349462]

>>19349416
Only if you sell and realize the loss. You could just wait for next Monday.

[Anonymous No.19349464]

>>19349375
>feeding on insider trading and deserve to be arrested
lol

[Anonymous No.19349481]

>>19349352
NTR?

[Anonymous No.19349489]

>>19349375
Insider trading at that level is rewarded.

[Anonymous No.19349492]

Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.19349493]

*slurrrrrrrrp*

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19349495]

>>19349375
>Soros and Buffet
>arrested
by who? you know (((they))) control the police, right anon?

[Anonymous No.19349499]

>>19349461
where are you looking it isn't even oversold on the minute chart

[Anonymous No.19349502]

Can we talk about how motherfucking GUSH is retracing some huge losses and roaring back into the green. This stock was a tragedy for me last week but im actually up a couple bucks now. Whats going on with oil?

[Anonymous No.19349509]

>>19349481
It means cuckshit
No really

[Anonymous No.19349510]

>>19349495
military under trump, d'oh

[Anonymous No.19349515]

>spy drops ONE dollar
>btfo'd bobos start getting cocky
lmao you really are the most pathetic people imaginable

[Anonymous No.19349518]

>>19349450
It's probably better for a longer hold, limited upside & limited downside, takes precedence before common stock.

[Anonymous No.19349526]

>>19349499
it's one of the permabulls that is trying to cope, probably bought into it at the highs today.

[Anonymous No.19349528]

>>19349492
>dip
What kind of shit bags do you have for it to be dipping right now?

[Anonymous No.19349529]

>>19349510
trump is one of them anon

[Anonymous No.19349545]

>>19349529
>vilified by the media 24/7 for 5 years
>one of them
pick one

[Anonymous No.19349547]

Eurobros, how did you do today?
>tfw up 1% or 250 bucks

[Anonymous No.19349557]

>>19349367
Imagine being so fat and unhealthy you actually believe this, and then calling people who couldn't ever get benefits from it on account of their general level of fitness 'fat' to cope. Just yikes!

[Anonymous No.19349561]

>>19349460
Which airlines are the safest?

[Anonymous No.19349565]

>>19349529
So the media is anti-Jew then?

[Anonymous No.19349568]

>>19348233
Feeling green bros. We're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.19349571]

SOLD TOP OF THIS RALLY IN CCL PROFIT 15% HOLD MY BAG FAGGOTS I AM NOT BUYING BACK

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19349579]

Im slightly overweight on UK iuam

[Anonymous No.19349581]

>>19349545
>rich
>loves kikes and is loved back

pick two

[Anonymous No.19349587]

Overbought. Sell now

[Anonymous No.19349589]

>>19349557
Enjoying your onions?

[Anonymous No.19349594]

>>19349571
Its going to be a V shaped recovery bro.

[Anonymous No.19349597]

>>19349579
>by cunt

[Anonymous No.19349602]

>futures break 3000
>3000 doesn't even hold few hours as the market crashes on open with high volume

Bulls are pathetic today

[Anonymous No.19349601]

>>19349571
>he didn't hold until there were asses in the seats of cruise ships

ngmi

[Anonymous No.19349604]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING IN MY WATCH LIST GREEN EXCEPT FOR THE ONE FUCKING THING I ACTUALLY BOUGHT LAST WEEK?

[Anonymous No.19349605]

>>19349571
I sold TQQQ calls this morning for 30% gains. Not much money dollar-wise, but still

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19349608]

>>19349510
>military under Trump
let me tell you something about the military anon

the officers fucking hate Trump
the enlisted are 90% useless GIBS that also hate Trump

the ONLY ones who like Trump are the HSLD types and the infantry

the problem with them is they are the ones who follow (((orders))) the most blindly

[Anonymous No.19349609]

>>19349518
What are some good preferred stocks? I only could find an ETF that holds them.

[Anonymous No.19349615]

>>19349374
>nooooo not my heckerino waifurino!
>not my frickin musclegirlino nooooo!
>not muh animurino faperino baiterino!
>muh plankerinos make me not so fatsorino with my waifurino!

[Anonymous No.19349620]

>>19349617
>>19349617
>>19349617
>>19349617
new thread

[Anonymous No.19349628]

>>19349509
Oh

[Anonymous No.19349635]

>>19348238

[Anonymous No.19349645]

>massive rally to 3,000
>drops literally 7 points
>bobos already crawling out and trying to talk shit
how pathetic can you get

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19349648]

>>19349597
yeah, thots? I decided to remove exposure to airlines and US auto industry despite my love towards Ford, amount of F bags on robinhood makes me worried

[Anonymous No.19349657]

>>19349609
I'd stick to the wells fargo ETF. I'm long term bullish on large financials so I'm grazing on Citi and JPM to add some more upside to the bonds and bond funds i'm getting.

[Anonymous No.19349673]

LETS GET TO THE JUDGE AND THE HALF

[Anonymous No.19349681]

>>19349085
Source on the unedited pic of this? I find that hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.19349687]

>>19349657
Sounds interesting. I got PFF since it was a monthly payout and the yield looked okay.

[Anonymous No.19349718]

>>19349460
> TSLA is a good representation of the broader market
These are the people giving financial advice here.

[Anonymous No.19349720]

>>19349608
>the military hates Trump
Gee I wonder why

[Anonymous No.19349742]

>BNS pumps up despite decrease in earnings proportionally bigger than stock price decrease
what the fuck am I missing here? shouldn't it be continuing to bog down?
the entire market feels like the 2018 weed market again

[Anonymous No.19349757]

>>19349687
yeah, these funds/etfs seem really nicely spread over financials and some telecom. I don't like the exposure to real estate, but I'm very happy to have a small amount.

[Anonymous No.19349762]

>>19349608
But the "enlightened" military anarcho-contrarians, like for instance most officers, hate everyone and everything and unironically love Rick and Morty. They get high off their supposed disregard for human life and the ative duty ones and former active duty vets think seeing some poor private getting shot up one time by towelheads makes them enlightened as to what's really important in life, and they join dumb shit like anti-hunting organizations and stuff that lets them parade around begging for money wearing their medals to give it to some org that will give 4% of the proceeds to a children's cancer hospital or something. All while jawing on at any cashier they meet about how it's all bullshit and someday there'll be a generic uprising and they know shit's getting real because they've seen some shit.
Just take your fucking percs and fuck off, wearing that uniform doesn't make you woke, you may be slightly less retarded than the average dumb cow civilian but don't presume that willingly becoming a pawn in a big game and then becoming half-aware of it and grousing about how it's big oil's fault that towelheads are being towelheads like usual and can't stop blowing up our shit and trying to convert and kill us makes you somehow wise to the game.
It's tiresome.

[Anonymous No.19349777]

Will the stock market tank by the end of this year?

[Anonymous No.19349799]

>>19349777
No.

[Anonymous No.19349809]

>>19349799
Why not

[Anonymous No.19349814]

>>19349604
BOGGED

[Anonymous No.19349821]

Expecting to see support at ES 2993. Waiting to buy calls. Wish me luck mumus.

[Anonymous No.19349834]

>>19349809
There has to be a reason for it to tank.

[Anonymous No.19349848]

>>19349814
I'M NEVER TRUSTING THE JEWS AT NNDM AGAIN

[Anonymous No.19349852]

TY to whoever mentioned party city earlier
up something like 8% since then

[Anonymous No.19349854]

>>19348268

Oil or orion protocol

[Anonymous No.19349856]

>>19348652

[Anonymous No.19349861]

Newfag here, what are some nice investments for long term?

I'm using robinhood as a beginner BTW so I hope it's okay.

[Anonymous No.19349876]

>>19348684
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
YOU AGAIN. YOU ARE USELESS!!
POST THE CALENDAR WITH THE EX-DIV DATES SO WE CAN CAPTURE THEM!

[Anonymous No.19349880]

>>19349681
It's disappointing, pointless weeb censorshit and also just badly drawn. I guess if you like comically large insertions it might be okay though.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1958198

[Anonymous No.19349885]

>>19349861
AT&T
That's about it

Just wait for AMD to crash and buy that

also always keep a stop order que'd probably only for catastrophic drops

[Anonymous No.19349915]

>>19349608
What community sees a difference between presidents? It's all the same shit.

[Anonymous No.19349933]

>>19349880
Thank you for the reply friend.

[Anonymous No.19349938]

>>19349876
div captures needs more than calendar, it also requires a pick of stocks that recover quickly/don't fall too much upon divvy delivery.

[Anonymous No.19349960]

>>19349821
Be left behind you udderslut.

[Anonymous No.19349967]

>>19349885
Thanks <3

[Anonymous No.19349999]

>>19349885
Why will AMD crash

[Anonymous No.19350004]

>>19349967
I lost a few hundred dollars earlier in the year on AT&T, more than I would have gained from the 2 years of dividends. Trade carefully anon.

[Anonymous No.19350016]

Reasons the stock market will tank by the end of this year:

The stock market is currently overvalued according to the Buffet Indicator
Q3 and Q4 earnings will drop due to decreased purchasing due to coronavirus
US debt going up due to fed pumping and having difficulty paying it off due to drop in GDP because of the virus
Unemployment rate skyrocketing - similar to what was caused by the great depression
Both the long and short term debt cycles are due to end
Wealth inequality reaching a high similar to that of around the great depression (see pic)

Genuinely interested as to whether anyone has any legitimate counters to these points. If I don't get any I might make a thread with this post later.

[Anonymous No.19350036]

>>19349885
Fuck T

[Anonymous No.19350042]

>>19349999
probably won't, it's just a hope

[Anonymous No.19350061]

>>19350036
They're super stable and have like 7% dividends or whatever

[Anonymous No.19350150]

>>19349933
no problem anon

[Anonymous No.19350531]

>>19350016
printer go brrr, great depression boomers had bullets go brrr

[Anonymous No.19350680]

>>19350016
There are all ok points, but I think you missed the silver bullet.

Every company you can name is desparately issuing senior notes right now, probably for stock buybacks and paying off old notes, but if they can't show income on assets soon, they are going to get fucked out of further debt, and will have no ability to pay old debt.

Assets will hit the market, devaluing similar assets for similar companies, repeat.

Same as 2008, there's the little crisis, but the big crisis occurs when the debt stops flowing as a results.

[Anonymous No.19350732]

>>19350680
>Same as 2008, there's the little crisis, but the big crisis occurs when the debt stops flowing as a results.

I also think this is where we're going, I'm just not sure how long it will take for this to kick in and we see the full crash.

[Anonymous No.19350812]

>>19350531
Printer cannot brrr forever, it makes too strong an argument for social services as a small earmark of 800B pumps. They'll get out, crash it as a lesson to those poors not to ask for things (as well as create a buying opportunity), then we restart the cycle. Same as 2008, which everyone here should not had an early-year crash, pumped in may, crashed a little in june, flatlined until about sept when the real dump began. So far, we're following that pattern pretty close. Let's see what happens in June.

If things could be infinitely brrr'd, shouldn't your life be much better rn?

>>19350732
Yeah, I have some put staked that somethings gotta give by fall (mostly for school related matters as they really only have Q2 to sort this shit out), but honestly Disney just borrowed $10B and I bet they can stretch that, plus it's probably not the last loan a blue chip like them will get. RESI and AAL I think already have their remaining runway defined, and are doomed. Hard to estimate tho.

[Anonymous No.19350856]

>>19348747
I sell covered calls on dividend stock.

[Anonymous No.19350869]

>>19350812
Pumped in april, not may my mistake there.