/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19330879]

Dodd-Frank Act edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxLaWijJn8

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>19326921

[Anonymous No.19330939]

First for fuck bobo

[Anonymous No.19330954]

>this is the average bear
keep trying to short on your trash tier robinhood "broker"

[Anonymous No.19330982]

>>19330879
SPY 310 This week
SPY 320 next week
SPY 330 in two weeks

SPY 600 at least by EoY

[Anonymous No.19330985]

Another green week ahead. With Fed, you never lose.

[Anonymous No.19330989]

HNNNNNNNNNNNGH

[Anonymous No.19331000]

>>19330939
be afraid

[Anonymous No.19331026]

>>19331000
checked, but false

[Anonymous No.19331028]

>>19330989
Now that is based.

[Anonymous No.19331033]

bears, are you ready for another week of getting fuk?

[Anonymous No.19331061]

Fuck it lads, I'm going to the dentist tomorrow and im resigning myself to the fact that I need a root canal and about three fillings. I'm putting aside 1000 for the pleasure of getting my teeth drilled and shit.

Anyway, my thinking is that if they say ANON you need two fillings and coat 350, then in my mind I have GAINED 650. Might as well assumed the worst in life and then it's always a win if it's not as bad. What so I invest my 650 in if I need two filling?

[Anonymous No.19331063]

Skies the LMT

[Anonymous No.19331073]

>>19330879

[Anonymous No.19331085]

>>19331061
I haven’t gone to the dentist in 8 years. My mouth is fuk

[Anonymous No.19331099]

>>19331028
thank you, i may need to make a DOOMPER for red days.

[Anonymous No.19331111]

God I hope my buy order for more RTX goes thru in the morning... 59.99 and not a penny more.. any more than that and I'd fuck up my avg to bad I think.

[Anonymous No.19331115]

>>19331085
Imagine though you needed life five new teeth, that's like 10k in my country. How? Do you add it to your mortgage or something?

Fuck the tooth Jew

[Anonymous No.19331124]

>>19331061
Bruh where do you find a dentist that cheap

[Anonymous No.19331130]

>>19331026
keep coping

[Anonymous No.19331131]

>>19331063
dont do it

[Anonymous No.19331162]

Covered Calls Crew

[Anonymous No.19331163]

>>19330954
Where did you find this picture of me?

[Anonymous No.19331172]

[Anonymous No.19331193]

>>19331111
This digits confirm you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.19331198]

>>19331172
lmao how is this shit not illegal

[Anonymous No.19331212]

>>19331198
Who cares? It started the golden bull run. Biotech pumps are very important right now.

[Anonymous No.19331214]

Long DMT because it is the only theory that will save America from this mess. Also fuck spics and leaf.

[Anonymous No.19331220]

>>19331124
Ireland

Root canal like 550 euro and filling between 90 and 150

[Anonymous No.19331344]

how long do bull rallies last for? the sentiment is that 300 spy is going to happen this week b

[Anonymous No.19331350]

>>19331115
It's expensive as shit, that's why you stop with sugar products as much/fast as you can. The reason people thousands of years ago had better teeth than the average person has today (even with the oral hygiene options we have now) is because of those toxic products, it's literally killing our bodies as we drink or eat it and it's still pushed on us like taxes

[Anonymous No.19331352]

>>19331344
bout 3.50

[Anonymous No.19331355]

>>19330982
Power of collective thought

[Anonymous No.19331384]

Reminder that Canadian banks will be posting earnings this week. Get your PEAD plays ready.

[Anonymous No.19331386]

>>19330879
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

JUST GOT SOME INSIDE INFO

IN LAST 15 MINUTES OF MARKET

THERE WILL BE A LEGENDARY SELL OFF

SELL SELL SELL

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

[Anonymous No.19331394]

>>19331344
either june or up to july before q2
then disappointing earnings + trump fake trade war with china will create some pullback for massive rally to ATH on october

[Anonymous No.19331454]

>>19331386
we know, thats why futures halted

[Anonymous No.19331476]

>>19331386
MY GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE!

SAID THE BOTTOM IS IN AND PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP TO THIS!!

BUY BUY BUY

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

[Anonymous No.19331572]

Europe was up 2.5 per cent

Stonks will rocket 3%++ on Open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19331579]

>>19331198
>>19331172
this guy looks like an honest exec for moderna

[Anonymous No.19331590]

>brazillian bats are to create a super corona and wipe us all out!

[Anonymous No.19331595]

Biz first am I gonna make it if I am holding OKE and RTX? Second what should I add to make a trifecta got 1,000 bucks left and was thinking about IMO, Pembina Pipelines, WFC, MRO?
Are there any other companies you recommend.

[Anonymous No.19331601]

>>19331172
These guys are scam artists

[Anonymous No.19331603]

>>19331386
>>19331476
I'VE GOT THE REAL SCOOP

THIS MOVEMENT IS JUST NOISE

ABSOLUTELY CRAZY SHIT GOING DOWN NEXT WEEK

HOLD HOLD HOLD

[Anonymous No.19331609]

>>19331579
why are white people like this ooooo it makes me so mad!

[Anonymous No.19331621]

>>19331595
LK or JCP

[Anonymous No.19331622]

>>19331572
good, because i'm leveraged to the tits for maximum gains

[Anonymous No.19331629]

Space Chads GTF IN HERE. Virgin Orbit about to detach their launcher into space... SpaceX has launches going later this week futures are green lets GET IT

[Anonymous No.19331653]

>>19331595
Pembina is a good choice.

[Anonymous No.19331664]

I would be a full on bull right now because the fundamentals point that way but I'm worried about the U.S.-China situation, the imminent second wave from the recent reopenings, and a lot of stocks being overvalued. I might close my calls honestly because I can see a big pullback.

[Anonymous No.19331681]

why do retarded bulls even want the market to go up? none of use have significant investments, if everyone lost all their money us zoomenials would lose like 30k and boomers would lose their entire retirement

[Anonymous No.19331693]

>>19331579
Looks like a guy who knows how to make money.

[Anonymous No.19331723]

>>19331681
yeah man, who cares about anything

[Anonymous No.19331737]

>receiving paycheck deposit at midnight
>85% of it after rent is going to broker app
Do I have a problem?

[Anonymous No.19331738]

>>19331681
speak for yourself, I just entered the market last week when I decided I should use my free maple dollars to buy real estate stocks. I'm not satisfied with my measly +5% yet

[Anonymous No.19331758]

>>19331579
>educated at Ben-Gurion University of the Negev
oy vey what a surprise a kike using the media to pump and dump his own company

[Anonymous No.19331785]

>>19331737
I live out of my Robinhood. All expenses go through the credit card for that sweet sweet 2% and I settle funds out of RH at the end of the month to pay the balance. It’s the new (old) way of doing things.

[Anonymous No.19331806]

>>19331737
if there's any time to YOLO, it's definitely during a crisis and when you're still young

[Anonymous No.19331825]

>>19331629
>placed order for 4 shares last Friday
I hope they go through

[Anonymous No.19331840]

>>19331681
A lot of boomers should be mostly in bonds this close to retirement anyway, another leg down might actually benefit them more than us.

[Anonymous No.19331845]

>>19331681
>none of use have significant investments
that's just you, poorfag
I have 100k in the market

[Anonymous No.19331870]

THREE CHEERS FOR THE BEARS!
THANK YOU FOR DONATING MARKET LIQUIDITY!!

>>19331214
>DMT
QRD?

[Anonymous No.19331875]

>>19331595
>OKE
Based
>RTX
Nevermind

[Anonymous No.19331900]

>>19331737
Unless you’re spending that money on options, you have the opposite of a problem my fren

[Anonymous No.19331908]

>>19331595
>RTX
no

[Anonymous No.19331918]

>>19331737
i've done this for the last 10 years. i spent the weekend debating if i should retire early this year or not

[Anonymous No.19331934]

>>19331664
I used to worry about a second wave but reports from MDW show that most people really don’t give a shit about the China virus which is incredibly bullish

[Anonymous No.19331942]

>>19331845
>100k
>not a poorfag
https://youtu.be/hvmSTyLeC4o

[Anonymous No.19331956]

Anyone else keeping an eye on stimulus talks? Very worried if nothing is passed before CARES act benefits expire.

[Anonymous No.19331973]

>BVLLS
making that cunny money
>Bears
Losing your shit, honey

https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/21/49/21499882ac2ce9aa5724a8e902ed32cc.png

[Anonymous No.19331991]

>>19331681
>t. Lumpenproletariat

[Anonymous No.19332058]

>>19331956
>thinking more gubment gibbs are coming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19332075]

>earnings
Wish me luck lads. At least these aren't tankers right?

[Anonymous No.19332083]

>>19331956
>CARES benefits expire July 31st

Plenty of time to make money on this pump before things crash for real.

[Anonymous No.19332098]

>>19331956
No news matters anymore. TINA is such an invincible bitch the world could descend into nuclear war and it would finish up after descending 2% at the start of the day.

[Anonymous No.19332100]

threadly reminder it takes trillions in stimulus just to pump the s&p and nasdaq so it can barely crab for a whole month and not enter into downtrend.
peee peee poo pooo

[Anonymous No.19332130]

>>19332075
I'll be right there with you bro.

[Anonymous No.19332134]

>>19331840
>pay taxes on years of stock gains just to buy bonds
great idea my nigger

[Anonymous No.19332143]

>>19332100
It's a fucking miracle that even a stimulus pump can prevent a freefall crash when the entire continent is shut down.

[Anonymous No.19332205]

>>19332134
let the tail the wag the dog , great idea nigger

[Anonymous No.19332210]

Amazing how robust the economy is. But now srly let's break ATH on SPY and then the sky is the limit.

[Anonymous No.19332224]

>>19331609
>White
The nose says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.19332230]

How bullish is this?

[Anonymous No.19332252]

>>19332143
facts don't matter anymore, we're full weimar now. none of us have no idea how bad things are. we're still all trapped in the "make more fiat !!!!" rat race even if some of us have lots of shekels. i wouldn't be surprised if there are 8 yr old girls getting sex trafficked right this very instant all across the us, canada and europe. on the flip side of that there's 18 yr olds who instantly start making $5K per month by starting an onlyfans.

making or losing "money" within this fake, gay and extremely evil paradigm thus loses all meaning. imagine being a bluecolor worker slaving away as a welder or something and barely scratching by, meanwhile some instagram whore makes $500 per hour just by twerking her fat ass.

[Anonymous No.19332272]

>>19331579
KOSHER ALERT

[Anonymous No.19332281]

https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/5a/72/5a7266199e574bf31508ce9dcf28b4f3.png

Ima show her my cunny money. Bitches love cunny money.

>>19332058
July at the latest, 80%

[Anonymous No.19332303]

>>19331621
Nice try but I am not a CCP cocksucker or a biztard.

>>19331653
I am debating it because I am afraid of Canada pushing for green energy and Trudea killing the golden goose that is Canadian oil thats the same reason why I am considering IMO but haven't committed.

Also any other oil plays that haven't recovered fully yet?
>>19331875
>>19331908
OKE imo was good investment I am scared of their debt because the current ratio is .88, but having it at an average of 41 shares at 23 bucks is nice. Especially if we start pushing for natural gas compared to coal for energy.

Plus why not RTX, Tomahawk missile go boom and once the air industry comes back the UTX part of the company isn't going to be dead weight, i am in it for the long haul.

[Anonymous No.19332326]

>>19332058
there will be more trump bucks dispensed because elections + taxpayer financed + no one is going to campaign against it
>>19332205
i'm sorry who are you again?

[Anonymous No.19332330]

i'm goyna listen to this whilst collecting unemployment checks and getting a sick tan (yes whites can get tanned)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlYmBkkkkPg

[Anonymous No.19332362]

>>19332303
RTX is garbage but it’s your money to throw away so I don’t care.

[Anonymous No.19332371]

>>19332230
wave 2 is priced in, only up from here bobo

[Anonymous No.19332370]

>>19332362
I am entirely interested in hearing why its garbage though? I am not some RTX fanatic.

[Anonymous No.19332389]

I'd be happy to get another 2400 bucks..

[Anonymous No.19332393]

Why are futures up? Does anyone ACTUALLY know?

[Anonymous No.19332394]

>>19332371
Its absolutely BVLLISH.

[Anonymous No.19332422]

>>19332362
It’s not complete garbage but if you have anything more than a small position in it you need to put the biz koolaid down

[Anonymous No.19332423]

RTX just landed a sweet Govt contract. They'll be swimming in green. Which is why I'm buying more in the morning. shits' gonna go up.

[Anonymous No.19332429]

>>19331681
you're so low iq it hurts. stop posting here.

[Anonymous No.19332430]

>>19332370
assets tied up with united means shit growth for a couple of years

[Anonymous No.19332433]

>>19331386
lol. Ok

[Anonymous No.19332438]

>>19332393
imagine americans celebrating memorial day and the market is down. it was a small pump for the special patriotic event :")

[Anonymous No.19332469]

>>19332438
Don't forget to thank Jerome for his service boys.

[Anonymous No.19332480]

>>19332438
>>19332393
we must support the troops
remember their sacrifice
thank them for their service
and most importantly
worship niggers!

[Anonymous No.19332487]

>>19332430
Although they are tied with united I thought that they catered to all airline industries globally. Like they were the major engine producer followed by the shitshow that is Rolls-royce.

[Anonymous No.19332490]

>>19331597
Look at that mess...

Right now Ford is a fucking mess.

[Anonymous No.19332511]

i Used to think that I....could not...go Loonggg..
and life was nuffin but....an awful songggg
but Now I know the meanin of true Gainzzzz
I'm buying all the SPY i can...
If I can shill it, then I can doooo itttttt
If I just beleib iftttttt. there's nuffin 2 it
I BELIEVE I CAN SPPPY
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
I FINK ABOUT IT ERRR NIGHT N DAY
SPREAD MY FUNDS AND FLY AWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc

[Anonymous No.19332513]

>>19332393
DAX

[Anonymous No.19332517]

https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/87/9d/879df98485db011e6fc80c0862d86733.png

>>19332394
Based cunnycat

[Anonymous No.19332565]

>>19330879
>Day After Memorial Day is traditionally red for the past 20 years.
>Tomorrow US will hit 100,000 deaths

I need this to impact the markets and tank them anon. For America.

[Anonymous No.19332573]

>>19332511
based and belatedly bullpilled

[Anonymous No.19332609]

>>19331845
>>19331991
>>19332429
Don't call me a prole if you have to work for schlomo build your own wealth. I'll get my wealth transfer before you're able to retire, wagie.

[Anonymous No.19332644]

>>19332513
Why is the dax green?

[Anonymous No.19332650]

>>19330985
>this week
>green
I'm not even a bearnigger but you have to be kidding me, right?

[Anonymous No.19332655]

Most of America is closed today because some dudes died in Germany 100 years ago or something, whatever

What's more important is that the 51st state, Canada, has its own weird holidays, and the TSX was UP 1% today

BIG GREEN TUESDAY INCOMING

[Anonymous No.19332675]

wouldn't Canadian banks be fucked with Trudeau giving interest-free loans to businesses until 2022? I wonder if this week will really be a good buying opportunity.
I'm tempted as fuck but I'll forever hate myself if I see other sectors mooning while I'm holding bank stocks

[Anonymous No.19332686]

>>19332644
because eu markets went up today fuckass

[Anonymous No.19332694]

>>19332644
Because Germany is now officially in a recession!

BVLLISH

[Anonymous No.19332696]

>>19332609
>bragging about dad's money
embarrassing tbqh

[Anonymous No.19332697]

>>19331386
Anons HOLD ON WAIT

DADDY POWELL

JUST CALLED ME AND

TOLD ME WE'RE CRABBING !!!!


AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19332701]

3000 soon anons

[Anonymous No.19332707]

>>19332675
why not just go small into bank stocks, put like 10% of your portfolio into BMO/TD/RY or whatever

[Anonymous No.19332710]

>>19331061
Fucking cheap for a root canal. Mine cost a grand +2,000 for a crown.

[Anonymous No.19332728]

https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/8d/b8/8db8e0379cec4273b012d819f45a2f03.png

>>19332565
>>19332609
What’s it like, always being on the wrong side of the market? Do you always construct fictions like that to cope?

>schlomo
>wealth transfer
You got any other good buzzwords? Maybe “brrrr” and “Weimar” or even “rug-pull?”

[Anonymous No.19332738]

>>19332694
German here.
Why the fuck does the DAX rise when we're in a official recession?

[Anonymous No.19332751]

>>19332738
*in an
Pls no bully.

[Anonymous No.19332764]

>>19332694
>economic bad world destroy
>stock go up
>i not understand

[Anonymous No.19332768]

>>19332738
Jëromdolf Powellsteinberg

[Anonymous No.19332774]

>>19332230
Pretty irrelevant desu. People are sick and tired of being told to stay inside, and people will absolutely NOT do a lockdown again during summer months. Unless hospitals get overwhelmed, which is very unlikely at this point, it's actually people irrelevant if we see a few hundred thousand extra dead.

[Anonymous No.19332778]

>>19332609
i sometimes work these days, but mostly because i have nothing else to do. i mean, what are you going to do besides? travel is lame. eat, walk, fuck, have fun with normies - this gets old real quick. research and education? work related. mindlessly improving your productivity until you die is the ultimate redpill.

[Anonymous No.19332783]

>>19332738
Because you've officially entered the Weimar Republic pt.2 electric boogaloo.
German depressions will be soon upon you if you only utter the phrase "thank you Mutti Merkel"

[Anonymous No.19332784]

>>19332738
Jews use permabull FOMO to dump bags

[Anonymous No.19332812]

>>19332738
because it’s an artificial recession driven by lockdowns

lockdowns are lifting = green market

is that simple enough for you dipshit?

[Anonymous No.19332827]

>>19331609
>White
That disgusting kike face says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.19332880]

>>19332738
Also what type of kraut are you? Are you the superior Sud-Deutsch, the unsermensch nord-deutsch, or Kebab?

Gross Gott btw even though its night over there.

[Anonymous No.19332905]

>>19332686
>>19332738

[Anonymous No.19332909]

XELA - working on a contact less payment system and some other stuff that don't involve you touching it to use it. I figure in a virus fear ridden world today it'll skyrocket on any good news. Whatta thank?

[Anonymous No.19332937]

>>19332134
Do americans not have things like Canada has RRSPs/TFSA?

In Canada everyone puts all their retirement investments in RRSP/TFSA. In a TFSA all your gains are tax-free, and in a RRSP you only pay tax when you withdraw the money, so you can buy/sell all you want within them without having to worry about tax consequences.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19332938]

Very important video:
https://youtu.be/WEMCYBPUR00

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.19332973]

>>19332937
i think there's a limit on how much you can put in taxfree account, but not an american, so not 100% sure

[Anonymous No.19332977]

>>19332728
It feels bad.
And yes, I do.

[Anonymous No.19332986]

>>19331956
>muh free $600 extra bucks a week
literally clown tier, I WISH I got laid off

[Anonymous No.19332997]

No moar red days, nigguh
Green days only bitch nigguh
Bobo dead, headshot that fuckin russian nigguh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELf8y0BStME

[Anonymous No.19332998]

>>19332909
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200521005215/en/Law-Offices-Frank-R.-Cruz-Reminds-Investors

[Anonymous No.19333000]

>>19332738
>Why the fuck does the DAX rise when we're in a official recession?
Because, given that today was holiday in amerika, I looked up the projected GDP growth.
And they nailed it. So market went green because everything is predictably bad.

Also, on the top gainers. Lufthansa, MTU aero engines, Bayer...

[Anonymous No.19333006]

https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/4a/55/4a55f3fbacde45aa4b7bd146dcced809.png

>>19332977
I feel ya, I fucked with UVXY a bit last week, but I’m always net long with some USD and paper gold on the side.

>>19332938
Wow what a cunt. That was super dumb.

Here’s a video of actual importance:
https://youtu.be/0akBdQa55b4

[Anonymous No.19333018]

>>19332783
Sound reasonable.

>>19332880
The only white one in cologne...

[Anonymous No.19333027]

>>19332675
Personally I am watching them, but holding off for now. I would love to hold a decent amount of RY but I don't feel like this is the time. I might play some this week because of earning week, but I'd plan to get out of it before the end of the week.

Noteworthy is that all of the current financial conditions are such that banks are not expected to do well - for quite a while. When the financial crisis started in 2007 bank stocks went down for basically TWO YEARS until they hit bottom. That's not a ride you want to be on if you can avoid it.

[Anonymous No.19333028]

>>19330879
should i buyed oil
oil stock

[Anonymous No.19333030]

BTFD on ETSY

[Anonymous No.19333045]

>>19331214
Imagine thinking your words mean anything as an anime poster.

Get fucked chink.

[Anonymous No.19333066]

Is the TVIX kiddie still around or did he neck himself?

[Anonymous No.19333129]

>>19333066
If he hasn’t capitulated yet, then he can be found wandering the streets in soiled clothing and a tinfoil hat muttering “clown market” to himself.

[Anonymous No.19333132]

>>19333030
>CEO: Josh Silverman
all in

[Anonymous No.19333133]

>>19333028
please
should i buy oil stock
stock in oil
buy oil??

[Anonymous No.19333154]

>>19333066
love these bear confirmation bias posts. i mean, you literally have no say in life, ZERO influence over shit. and yet you somehow think you can win against the organized group of men running everything on earth and invested politically and personally in the stock market going up? this is not a hollywood movie, you are not Ryan Ghosting, and you have watched Big Short too many times. just grow the fuck up..
>b-but mom, i think i can do it! i am the king of the world!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cau_oshv8_A
no.

[Anonymous No.19333172]

Theme for Tuesday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwbMkIROOGU

[Anonymous No.19333193]

>>19333018
>Cologne

Is it that bad? Also try and save as much Kolsch as you can.

[Anonymous No.19333205]

>>19333133
buy tankers

HODDDL ONTO UR SEACATSSSS

[Anonymous No.19333209]

>>19333133
IMO, MRO, KOS.

[Anonymous No.19333217]

>>19333193
This is cologne.

[Anonymous No.19333228]

>>19333217
Isn't that most of germany, like in a generation there are going to be more Turks than actual ethnic germans living in Germany?

[Anonymous No.19333240]

>>19333205
>>19333209
HAHA I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.19333251]

>>19333217
Turks do the same thing in NYC. They are truly a race of conquering nomads. Beware, they are like murder hornets!

>>19333133
Never bet against America or U.S. shale — you know what to do!

[Anonymous No.19333277]

>>19333251
U.S Shale

Obviously by OXY best company managed.

[Anonymous No.19333286]

>>19333240
guaranteed 5% losses everyday!

[Anonymous No.19333291]

>>19332423
>rtx

[Anonymous No.19333324]

Bears just want markets to behave reasonably and with some level of logic. Not like right now where everything is out of wack. GDP forecast is -38%, Earnings show SPX at 1700, and market at 2990.

[Anonymous No.19333329]

>>19333228
Sadly yes but Cologne has a few turk hotspots where you get stabbed at night.
Like a friend, two times.

>>19333251
You have turks in New York? I didn't even know that!

[Anonymous No.19333345]

>>19333324
Who cares? Line goes up. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.19333351]

how many times can a stock go down 20%?

pro tip: if you say 5, its wrong :^)

[Anonymous No.19333358]

>>19333324
should have bought cheapies when you had the chance

[Anonymous No.19333377]

>>19333351
In theory infinite times, kekw.

[Anonymous No.19333400]

>>19333377
thats the joke.

here is another one: why did the market crash in 2008

[Anonymous No.19333405]

>>19333377
>stonks can never reach zero
bullish as FUCK

[Anonymous No.19333408]

>>19333324
Same can be said about "Bvlls"
They think everything will keep pumping.
Truth is both "Bears" and "Bvlls" are wrong.
You have to just identify trends and swing between ranges. Use TA, use your brain, your experience. /biz/ is for shitpoasting. Almost no good tips on here. Someone blurted out a few days ago if HTZ was a good buy. Now imagine if you used your brain, thought about it, and bought both calls and puts, with most funds weighted more towards puts after seeing the debt load. Shit like that could help you make money. Not going all in on stupid ETFs like SQQQ or TQQQ and making or losing a measely 10%.

[Anonymous No.19333420]

>>19333408
>Use TA,

[Anonymous No.19333442]

>Have stocks
>Want market to crash so I can splurge more
>Want a blood red dump to ground zero
Who here /hoping for the dump/ gang?

[Anonymous No.19333450]

>>19333006
Now that's a good video.

[Anonymous No.19333481]

>>19333420
>Truth is both "Bears" and "Bvlls" are wrong.You have to just identify trends and swing between ranges.
based
>>19333420
why you hate ta anon?

>>19333400
answer: we forgot to fill a gap in the 90s

[Anonymous No.19333504]

>>19333420

[Anonymous No.19333507]

>>19333408
Being a bull is not nearly as retarded as being a bear. Being wrong means hodling for a bull. Being wrong means losing it all for a bear.
Buy, hodl, buy more, hodl more.
Todays top is tomorrows dip for a bull.

Even the most retarded folks can turn a good profit by just buying more whenever they can.

[Anonymous No.19333508]

>>19333442
>that pic
I didn’t want these feels... I was just reminiscing in the shower about freshman year of uni...

>>19333400
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

[Anonymous No.19333511]

>>19333400
Subprime loans to non-Asian racial minorities?

[Anonymous No.19333516]

>>19333504

[Anonymous No.19333518]

Bullbros get ready to chop through 3,000 tomorrow

bearcucks get ready to prep the bull

[Anonymous No.19333526]

>>19333508
I would go to my best friend after school and play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJK9l8gZxo

I miss these times. Wed play for hours.

[Anonymous No.19333535]

>>19333507
>being wrong means losing it all for a bear
Not if you use a stop, fag

[Anonymous No.19333537]

>>19331061
>he shorted his hygiene

[Anonymous No.19333541]

>>19333518
>tomorrow
dude it will happen in 20 mins just for the memes alone by futures nerds

[Anonymous No.19333551]

>>19333516

[Anonymous No.19333554]

>>19331595
Go all in on $PD. Thank me later, retard.

[Anonymous No.19333561]

>>19333551

[Anonymous No.19333573]

>>19331840
This.

[Anonymous No.19333577]

>>19333345
This, who even gives a shit anymore about this fake ass world. Just make the green line go up.

[Anonymous No.19333581]

>>19333535
What I meant is that there is no recovery for a bear.
You cant just hodl SQQQ like SPY. You are right about the situation. If youre wrong you have to bail ASAP.

As a bull being wrong means you have to hodl. But you will eventually turn a profit, no matter how retarded you are at timing.

Being a bear is harder and requires timing and selling. Hodl is no option here.

[Anonymous No.19333583]

>>19333518
Careful bullbro, don’t get too cocky

[Anonymous No.19333585]

>>19333561

[Anonymous No.19333586]

>>19333420
>>19333504
>>19333516
>>19333551
>>19333561

[Anonymous No.19333592]

>>19331737
Basically this. I’m maxing our my credit card in the process, but you have to take risks to win big. It’s now or never.

[Anonymous No.19333594]

>>19333585

[Anonymous No.19333599]

TICK TOCK BEARFAGS

[Anonymous No.19333603]

>>19333594

[Anonymous No.19333608]

>>19331737
nah, welcome to the stonkchad club bro

[Anonymous No.19333611]

>>19333603

[Anonymous No.19333631]

>>19333583
what are you some weird bobo?

[Anonymous No.19333638]

>futures green as fuck
>bitcoin floundering

Feeling pretty smug and comfy right now

[Anonymous No.19333641]

>>19333611
I've run out of fuckers, cheers to you anon, good job

[Anonymous No.19333642]

>>19333603
>>19333611

[Anonymous No.19333647]

>>19332738
Your interests rates are fucked. People have nowhere else to park their money, really. Real estate is fucked because of the hordes of invaders; no one wants to live in the cities anymore. Not to mention the fact that your wages are taxed out the ass. In a word, people are forced to the DAX in the hopes of growing their monies.

[Anonymous No.19333650]

That gap up from 295 above 300 tomorrow at market open will be so tasty.

[Anonymous No.19333659]

>>19333420
>>19333504
>>19333516
>>19333551
>>19333561
>>19333585
>>19333586

[Anonymous No.19333677]

Happy Memorial Day, you bunch of slack jawed retards.

[Anonymous No.19333689]

>>19333581
>just hodl for years until your long position is back to positive
ok, you have fun doing that

[Anonymous No.19333704]

WHAT THE FUCK WHYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.19333706]

>>19333642

[Anonymous No.19333721]

>>19333704

[Anonymous No.19333725]

>>19333704
Same happened today. Wait and enjoy the ride up to 3% gains.

[Anonymous No.19333738]

>>19333704
Let the bodies hit the

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

[Anonymous No.19333744]

>>19331737
>Problem
What problem? Sensible investing?
>>19333689
>Years
Took like 2 months this time. And I bailed before the crises so I lost 0.

And unlike other idiots I did not lose a single cent on puts.

[Anonymous No.19333753]

>>19333704
>-5%
-5%
>-5%
-5%
>-5%
-5%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19333754]

>>19333154
>>19333129

[Anonymous No.19333761]

>>19333641
>>19333642
>>19333706

[Anonymous No.19333779]

What news happened? i thought it would go up due to church/memorial weekend

[Anonymous No.19333793]

Wow!

[Anonymous No.19333798]

KOS to $4 soon I hope.. God the glory of seeing my wad double to 17,000 will be sweet.. It was either this or a damn penny stock for deliverance of the gains I need.

[Anonymous No.19333801]

>>19333408
>>19333420
>>19333761
literally lost my shit at those posts and the brainlets
thanks

[Anonymous No.19333803]

>>19333779
>-0.2%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19333811]

>>19333779
nothing major happened
futures usually start with some larger candles than the end of the previous day, whether up or down

[Anonymous No.19333823]

>>19333744
>Took like 2 months this time. And I bailed before the crises so I lost 0.
>And unlike other idiots I did not lose a single cent on puts.

[Anonymous No.19333837]

>>19333798
Shut the fuck up, retard. Stop posting the same shit in every thread. There are literally better oil plays than going all in on $KOS.

[Anonymous No.19333840]

Humans. Stock market up past resistance! Rally! Everyone buying! Your friend buying. Why not you buying?

Please buy. Please. Please.

[Anonymous No.19333852]

>>19333793
>>19333779
Wait what? We were at 298
What the fuck happened?

Didnt follow the market on monday.

[Anonymous No.19333861]

>>19333852
The futures market unironically pumped up 1% in like 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.19333887]

well well well, what do my eyes see

[Anonymous No.19333899]

-0.1%
3000 any minute now
bobos r fuk

[Anonymous No.19333900]

RSI is now officially an outdated metric!

BVLL BVLL BVLL

[Anonymous No.19333905]

how do i not check prices every 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.19333917]

>>19333324
Assumed speedy recovery. That GDP number expected to rapidly change. That's pretty much it. And also the stimulus helps.

[Anonymous No.19333919]

Thinking Ulta might pop off for earnings. Never bet against white women’s consooomerism.

[Anonymous No.19333920]

>>19333905
get a cuck cage
then you'd be too busy checking your dick instead

[Anonymous No.19333922]

>>19332774
I agree with you, people aren't going to give a shit until videos of their fellow americans dropping dead in the street start circulating like in january when wuhan was popping off. |

>hospitals
>unlikely
Its already happening.
businessinsider.com/dire-coronavirus-alabama-icu-no-beds-2020-5

That won't stop people though, not until it gets personal.

[Anonymous No.19333933]

>>19333905
Get a second hobby

[Anonymous No.19333944]

>>19333922
The vast majority of the people who get crushed by Corona are net drains on the economy. IE Niggers and retired people.

[Anonymous No.19333952]

>>19333905
go to sleep as i do
after that we will trade at angels-three

[Anonymous No.19333954]

>>19333900
>now

[Anonymous No.19333961]

>>19333900
you dont know how to use the rsi

[Anonymous No.19333963]

>>19333944
Ok psychopath

[Anonymous No.19333973]

>>19333944
This. The economy would actually become MUCH more efficient if we just let people die.

[Anonymous No.19333974]

>>19333963
hi nigger!

[Anonymous No.19334001]

>>19333963
hi jew

[Anonymous No.19334007]

at what point do hedge funds realize that by pumping markets only for everyone else to dump on them during open market hours makes them huge bagholders?

[Anonymous No.19334009]

>>19333963
The market is inherently psychopathic. You can choose to think about the way the market SHOULD behave according to your moral compass or you can look at the way the market DOES behave. Are you one of those anons who screeches autistically when a company lays off a bunch of workers and the stock goes up?

[Anonymous No.19334025]

>>19333973
>>19333974
>>19334001
>my grandmother's life is equal to a nigger

[Anonymous No.19334030]

>>19333944
It’s largely the poor AKA cheap labor. We want that.

[Anonymous No.19334034]

thinning the economy down to essential workers is overall bullish, but that leaves the question of what will the non-essential "people" do. they aren't even required to go look for work anymore? it just sounds like automatically get free money.

[Anonymous No.19334037]

>>19334025
Yes

[Anonymous No.19334039]

>>19333944
My theory is that our national debt will be offset by Boomer and Nigger deaths. Huge savings.

[Anonymous No.19334056]

>>19333793
>Wow!

[Anonymous No.19334063]

>>19334056
you got the reference

[Anonymous No.19334129]

>>19334039
very bullish

[Anonymous No.19334133]

>>19330879
Stop changing the OP you gigantic cocksucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.19334153]

>>19333631
Too cocky

[Anonymous No.19334159]

>>19334133
autism, go take your meds

[Anonymous No.19334174]

>>19334153
holy FUCK -3 OH MY GOOOOOOOD

[Anonymous No.19334180]

>>19334063
I did? Yay!

[Anonymous No.19334187]

>>19334159
Dialate tranny.

[Anonymous No.19334196]

>>19333961
True. It's surpris- actually no, no it isn't all that surprisingly to me that people don't know how RSI buy/sell signals work.

Anyway, for those of you who don't, crossing in to overbought or oversold territory on the RSI is not the sell/buy signal. Intended use is as follows:
>sell signal
Line crosses above 70 then crosses back below it. Sell when it crosses below 70.
>buy signal
Line crosses below 30 then crosses back above. Buy when line crosses above 30.

If you sell when it crosses above 70 and buy when it crosses below 30 you will be selling way early and knife catching all the time. Now, RSI isn't a good swing indicator to begin with but it's going to be even worse for you if you use it wrong.

[Anonymous No.19334205]

>>19334030
There is a never ending supply of that to be imported from literally anywhere.

[Anonymous No.19334210]

>S&P500 hitting the bottom of the 100 day moving average
>forming a triple top on the RSI and within the same month
>death cross forming on the hourly chart
>bad economic forcasts
>translation: Huge wall of resistance

solution: bro just pump it up over the resistance in 10 minutes lmao

[Anonymous No.19334217]

>>19334187
have sex

[Anonymous No.19334223]

>>19334153
We are so close to 3K

Let’s go, Bvlls!

[Anonymous No.19334225]

>>19331737
it's only a problem if you run such a tight budget you can't go without a few paychecks

[Anonymous No.19334226]

>>19333837
kek, maybe so. But none of them can deliver 17000 to me via just a small 2 dollar hike either. The others would require a more higher jump in share price to deliver the goods. Which maybe would take longer. Time is money you know.

[Anonymous No.19334253]

>>19334210
>nooooooooooo my public get money free indicators didn't work how could this happen

[Anonymous No.19334256]

>>19334217
Cope

[Anonymous No.19334262]

>>19334253

[Anonymous No.19334266]

>>19334226
$KOS is on a consistent downtrend for years now. If you went all in on $HAL or $NBLX, your gains will be proportional to your gains from $KOS. Quit being such a fucking tard.

[Anonymous No.19334269]

>>19330879
>he doesn't use a spreadsheet to track all the important metrics
how are you guys ever going to make money?

[Anonymous No.19334288]

>>19334269
I, too, share in your autism. Glad I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous No.19334293]

>>19334269
Been riding the same dozen or so stocks for years now. Don’t need to do that when it’s all muscle memory.

[Anonymous No.19334308]

Why the fuck are Aussies so weak?

[Anonymous No.19334316]

>>19333905
set up one of these for the ticker you want to watch and then you won't have to check the phone anymore

https://youtu.be/uS1KcjkWdoU

[Anonymous No.19334320]

>>19330879
test

[Anonymous No.19334319]

>>19334269
>not coloring your tabs
disgusting

[Anonymous No.19334331]

>>19334308
Very unbased for aus cunts. Where’s the infamous bants?

[Anonymous No.19334340]

>>19334266
>$KOS is on a consistent downtrend for years now
>Pick $HAL instead

[Anonymous No.19334344]

>-0.1%

[Anonymous No.19334364]

>>19334340
At least with $HAL you have a higher ceiling.

[Anonymous No.19334369]

>>19334056
I don’t get it.

>>19334205
Yeah but we want the ones that speak English and spend their money in the US. Importing cheap labor often means those people send a portion of their earnings to their home country.

The American poor (black or whatever) tend to blow their money on discretionary purchases in the US. The more Cheetos they buy, the better for PEP and AMZN and TGT, etc. keep it local.

[Anonymous No.19334371]

>>19334210
you mean 200 ema

[Anonymous No.19334381]

>>19333217
Strasburg is the same.

[Anonymous No.19334382]

>>19333754
retail investors have no say in market moves, their contribution to the trading vol is like 5-10%, this guy has gone full retard

[Anonymous No.19334386]

>>19331737
Nothing wrong with this right now, provided you are not in debt and have nothing better to spend the money on, basically everyone still getting payed right now. Just avoid trying to swing your whole stack, invest most of it and speculate/swing/day trade with a small percentage. Treat it for what it is, gambling.
>>19333592
Even if you win, you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.19334393]

>>19334308
Maori blood.

[Anonymous No.19334397]

>>19334217

[Anonymous No.19334416]

>>19334397
Nips are really not happy with the prime inseminator right now.

[Anonymous No.19334442]

>>19331026
Imagine that mindset. US is about to hit 40 million unemployed. Thousands of companies are filing for debt protection. At least 10 million homes are projected to deafault on their mortgages. Brainlets might think the banks are insured and can borrow always just more from the FED and each other. Big brains realize what will happen when those debt insurers start to drop like flies around the zapper. 2008 is going to look like a desirable outcome unless they kick the can another 5-10 years down the road with more massive bailouts and brrrrr.

The chickens of the last 70 years of fiscal policy WILL come home to roost.

[Anonymous No.19334456]

>>19334308
Fucking lol. Aussies are retarded.

[Anonymous No.19334464]

>>19334442
do you live in california or something because the entire world is opened back up already

lmao

[Anonymous No.19334472]

>>19333333

[Anonymous No.19334493]

>>19334025
Your grandmother is worth a hundred niggers. She didn't cause havoc and ruin like they did. Her life has insanely more value.

[Anonymous No.19334496]

>>19334382
>retail investors have no say in market moves
This is antiquated. In 2019 it was approx 30% and so many jumped into the market in March/April that the statistics haven't caught up yet.

[Anonymous No.19334500]

>>19334344

[Anonymous No.19334505]

>>19334308
Most people who live in Australia are Chinese why would they want to stick it to their country?

[Anonymous No.19334513]

NEW
>>19334507
>>19334507
>>19334507

[Anonymous No.19334514]

>>19334493
But my gma is RBG...

[Anonymous No.19334516]

>>19334034
They'll chimp out and cancel any value their leaving would'be added.

[Anonymous No.19334570]

>>19334266
ok fine. I'll shift over to HAL tuesday. I'm already in baker hughs anyhow and sides they may be a safer play due to them being a services company. I just hope they hit 25 again within 3 years.

[Anonymous No.19334586]

>>19334464
No, I live in South Korea where it never even closed. Despite being the first hotspot outside China, they had the masks and discipline to stop the spread. You won't get that in the US.

[Anonymous No.19334588]

>>19334364
HAL

[Anonymous No.19334620]

>>19332511
Song is unironically great

[Anonymous No.19334887]

>>19334620
SONG is garbage

[Anonymous No.19334898]

>>19334588
Based morningstar anon do you have a report on OKE?
>>19333554
$PD you mean pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.19335284]

>>19334898

[Anonymous No.19335296]

>>19334369
Google 'SETI wow'

[Anonymous No.19335376]

>>19334898