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19306259 No.19306259 [Reply] [Original]

>The year is 2068
>You suffer from late stage lung cancer
>Have a few days left, at best
>Your only son comes to your side
>He just had a daughter
>He places her to your side, so that you can see her before you go
>Suddenly you're invaded by a deep feeling of regret
>With a deep, hoarse voice, you utter those words
>"My son, I didn't make it"
>"You see, in 2020 I had the opportunity to invest in bizcoin, it was /ourcoin/"
>"But the FUD was strong, I didn't even get a suicide stack, I never thought it would moon so hard"
>"If I had I would have died 15 years ago, suffocated by some hooker's asscheeks firmly placed over my face"
>"Instead, I'm dying from lung cancer, having achieved nothing"
>"I never even smoked in my life"
>You feel life leave your body
>You're tired of it all
>You slowly let yourself go, you feel the darkness engulf your soul, inch by inch
>"Son, by the way..."
>"That's....."
>"That's a man"

>> No.19306278

Lel

>> No.19306316
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19306316

>>19306259
>humans of 4chan slash biz slash
>having children
>ever

>> No.19306560

>>19306316
many such cases
way more than you think

>> No.19306958

>>19306259
>The year is 2068
>You suffer from late stage lung cancer
Your story doesn't add up

>> No.19307029

>>19306560
I have 4.

>> No.19307060

>>19306958
Why?

>> No.19307073

>>19307060
KTOV

>> No.19307087

>>19307029
child sex slaves dont count, anon

>> No.19307217
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19307217

>>19306259
I keked

>> No.19307336
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19307336

>>19306259
Good work anon

>> No.19307441

>>19306259
10/10 still won’t bother with scamcoins tho

>> No.19307555

>>19307060
Meidcal technology?

>> No.19308079

>>19306316
That’s a man

>> No.19308276

>>19306259
Audible kek, also (you)

>> No.19308465
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19308465

Bros is this real

>> No.19308507

>>19308465
what the fuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.19308855

>>19308507
it's real