/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.19274884]

RESTORE THE OP EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:
>>19273366

[Anonymous No.19274911]

What are you boys doing over Memorial day? Im getting drunk and playing Battle Brothers for 3 straight days

[Anonymous No.19274917]

SNIB SNAB HERE COMES THETA CRAB

[Anonymous No.19274919]

>>19274884
Proposal:
Replace the stock market words pastebin by
https://www.marketbeat.com/financial-terms/
>more terms
>better explanations
>every term links to a full explanation and tutorial

[Anonymous No.19274922]

Pump it!

[Anonymous No.19274932]

>>19274911
binging Seinfeld and fucking my gf

[Anonymous No.19274933]

First for cunny

[Anonymous No.19274934]

DO WHAT YOU WISH WITH THIS INFORMATION

[Anonymous No.19274939]

>>19274911
Getting drunk and playing ESO for 3 straight days.

[Anonymous No.19274953]

>>19274911
I'm thinking lots of masturbation.

[Anonymous No.19274956]

>>19274910

[Anonymous No.19274960]

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TO THE VIX, SEMIS, AND HK/CHINKSTOCKS????

>>19274922

[Anonymous No.19274969]

>>19274884
Bank stocks fucked early next month or no

[Anonymous No.19274987]

>>19274934
am i supposed to short this?

[Anonymous No.19274991]

>>19274911
I'm finally taking the weekend cars out, assuming it doesn't rain.

[Anonymous No.19274995]

>>19274562
>>19274576
>>19274595
>>19274639
As of now, there have been ~95k deaths related to CV in the US, and a total of ~1.63 million confirmed cases. Thus, of the known total confirmed cases, the case fatality rate, which is the number of fatalities from those diagnosed with a particular disease, is 5.8%. Consensus estimates for the case fatality rate globally generally hover around 1%, so in order for that to be accurately reflected in US numbers, the total confirmed cases would have to be closer to ~9.5 million. Either that, or the case fatality rate is much higher than being reported, globally. Given the lack of testing in the US, it's probably somewhere closer to the former, which would mean that up to now, only 2.9% of the total US population (as an upper bound) might have been infected. Good support for a quarantine being somewhat effective, given the extraordinarily high R_0. The problem is, what will those numbers look like once we re-open, and which way will the case fatality rate lean once containment is forfeit?

[Anonymous No.19275004]

>>19274933
Cunny does not apply to 3D.

[Anonymous No.19275011]

why are there pedophiles posting pictures of underage cartoon girls here and nobody seems to mind?

[Anonymous No.19275016]

FUCK WAYFAIR
FUCK SPOTIFY
FUCK WAYFAIR
FUCK SPOTIFY
FUCK WAYFAIR
FUCK SPOTIFY
FUCK WAYFAIR
FUCK SPOTIFY
FUCK WAYFAIR
FUCK SPOTIFY
FUCK WAYFAIR
FUCK SPOTIFY
FUCK WAYFAIR
FUCK SPOTIFY

[Anonymous No.19275017]

>https://*****.net/tag/love/

Day of reckoning soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAwPg3MlzfU

[Anonymous No.19275023]

>>19274956
Are you retarded? The massive dip was caused by literally nobody using oil. Did you miss the negative oil price ordeal? Airlines are grounded, nobody is traveling, everybody is working from home.

[Anonymous No.19275038]

>>19274933
PEDOPHILE FREAK GET THE FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.19275045]

>>19274995
Or option 3, the virus is fucking nothing and all the (((experts))) are just throwing numbers out of their ass. I choose that one.

[Anonymous No.19275055]

>>19274987
Don’t bet against wacky billionaire space man.

[Anonymous No.19275059]

>>19275017
How do you make money off a crab market?

[Anonymous No.19275061]

redpill me on KOS

[Anonymous No.19275062]

>>19274960
Oof, Princess all so good.
Many DFC mosquito bumps.

No idea just love seeing Bobos getting assblasted. VIX is interesting but I don’t see volatility right now.

[Anonymous No.19275081]

>>19275004
This is your fault you stupid fucking pedo faggot

[Anonymous No.19275102]

fuck I can't think of anything to funnel my 50% cash into but more REITs.
REITs still making same income thanks to all the government funds and shit yet its stock price has basically halved.
I have oil shit in my watchlist but I was too pussy to buy into PSX 3 weeks ago.

What other sectors should I be looking into? FUCK tech stocks and FUCK airlines though. My heart can't handle that shit. I'll be happy with +20% over a few months

[Anonymous No.19275106]

>>19275016
how are those puts big guy?

[Anonymous No.19275115]

>>19275045
>it's may 2020 on /smg/
>we're still talking about the virus and not the unsustainable debts and cashflows

[Anonymous No.19275118]

>>19275045
Yes. That's why all-cause mortality across the most heavily infected areas of the US shot up as compared to the last five years. Because of nothing. Note that this is regardless of reporting and identifying procedures for CV, and is simply the total number of deaths in a given time period compared to the historical average for the same time period over the past five years. Do you have an explanation?
>http://archive.is/E2dPF

[Anonymous No.19275126]

>>19275062
nice thanks

I don't kno what to do anymore, maybe raise cash. Realize some gains and losses, reduce number of positions.

[Anonymous No.19275128]

What's the point of buying individual blue chip stocks when they all move in the same direction? You might as well just buy an index fund.

[Anonymous No.19275129]

>>19274911
Battle brothers.

Nah nigga.

[Anonymous No.19275150]

>>19275102
Utilities are still beat up.

[Anonymous No.19275151]

>>19274911
Taking shrooms this weekend, gonna make a tea. Also Splatoon 2 splatfest and have the gf cut my hair, hopefully she doesn't screw it up.

[Anonymous No.19275156]

>>19274884
Reminder: This is a 2D anime board and 2D anime general. Far too many 3D whores posting lately. This r/wsb kids need to leave or lurk more.

[Anonymous No.19275162]

>>19275118
>NOT MY GRANDMA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ECONOMIC SUICIDE IS JUSTIFIED

[Anonymous No.19275163]

>>19275016
>wayfair
very epic

[Anonymous No.19275179]

>>19275059
You don't. You prepare for the next storm.

[Anonymous No.19275186]

>>19275115
That's been the more serious underlying issue the entire time. The virus is just icing on the cake, but the credit and solvency issues that are going to spring up out of the economic downturn are going to be a major issue, only exacerbated by lingering virus effects on consumer sentiment, personal consumption expenditures and discretionary spending, etc.

>>19275162
Where in my post did it say that? I'll wait while you point it out.

[Anonymous No.19275198]

>>19275118
>AHHHHH!!!! THINK OF ALL THE SPICS, NIGS, GERTRUDES, AND AIDS FAGGOTS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19275200]

>>19275061
German energy penny stock.

[Anonymous No.19275207]

>>19275118
Probably bobos suiciding, but I really don’t care

[Anonymous No.19275210]

oh wow would you look at this
extremely low volume, just like 2008
slowly crabbing downwards, just like 2008
exactly on the same day as 2008 crash, may 22nd
"return to normal", just like 2008
next thing remains to be just like 2008 is that it collapses over the summer

[Anonymous No.19275214]

>>19275059
Covered calls and cash covered puts.

Dividends are your friend

PREMIUM is your lover

[Anonymous No.19275215]

>>19275106
AND FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.19275220]

Did anyone else see that 15 million volume spike earlier or am I just taking crazy pills?
where the fuck did it come from?

[Anonymous No.19275249]

>cmg
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.19275254]

even though oil is taking a hit tankers are also going down
god it must suck being a tankertranny

[Anonymous No.19275263]

>>19275220
Buffett has FOMO

[Anonymous No.19275279]

>>19275254
How the fuck did tankers get memed into shitcoin status?

[Anonymous No.19275283]

>>19275254
O NO TANKERBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.19275285]

>>19275128
Blue chip stocks are small companies which became huge companies. They don't exist to entertain anyone with their movement (which don't go in the same direction)

[Anonymous No.19275287]

>>19275249
overbought hugely overbought

[Anonymous No.19275296]

>>19275279
they were honestly a good play in march and some dumb bagholders meme'd them so they could PnD

[Anonymous No.19275298]

Who /crab/ here?

>>19275156
This desu

[Anonymous No.19275308]

>nhentai is back

based

[Anonymous No.19275312]

>>19275296
What wasn’t a good play in March? I could have thrown a dart on the 22nd and hit something that would jump %20

[Anonymous No.19275316]

>>19275210
Stop hating money and buy the fucking dip.

[Anonymous No.19275319]

>>19275210

[Anonymous No.19275322]

>he bought on top again

[Anonymous No.19275326]

What does /smg/ think of puts on Hang Seng ETFs? I think shit is about to hit the fan even worse for them continuing into next week.

[Anonymous No.19275330]

>>19275220
Where? post a pic bud.

>>19275156
cheers to you, friend

>>19275081
>anon posts a clip from mortal kombat video game
>another poster comes in and posts clips of bums fighting eachother to the death
>you: this is your fault you stupid murderous faggot

[Anonymous No.19275331]

My Canadian stocks. Thoughts?

Portfolio 1- VGRO - 60% XIT - 26.5% SU - 4.6% CU - 6.1% AC - 1.6%

Portfolio 2-VFV - 50% BAM - 30% TEC - 10% ZEB - 10%

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19275333]

>>19274911
i'm going to look for jesus.

[Anonymous No.19275336]

>>19274933
Pedo spotted....
where are the mods ?

[Anonymous No.19275343]

>>19275210
Bear cope

[Anonymous No.19275348]

Another 100k average volume SPY candle day. Literally nothing happening.

[Anonymous No.19275351]

>>19275312
I'm just talking about the oil contango game that was going on, remember all the OPEC bullshit going on? They were legitimately a good opportunity.
But again, bagholders and late comers just kept memeing it after smart money got out.

[Anonymous No.19275362]

SPY pulling a bart right now and I bought the top.
Fml

[Anonymous No.19275368]

>Berkshire BRK.A, -0.25% BRK.B, -0.49% underperformed the S&P 500 SPX, 0.06% over the entire 2009-2020 bear market. Even Buffett himself recommends investors buy the S&P
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/warren-buffetts-recent-track-record-is-really-really-bad-2020-05-21?mod=home-page

Oh no, they are starting to turn on Buffet. Who is next in line for them to worship as an investment god?

[Anonymous No.19275370]

>>19275316
>>19275343
why are you assuming or projecting
i've been long on wti and ndx since the dips

[Anonymous No.19275371]

>>19275210
>low volume meme
Yeah, compared to the volume in the middle of a fucking market crash maybe. Compare the volume to days when that’s not the case, because it currently isn’t.

[Anonymous No.19275376]

>>19275333
333, Half a devil.

[Anonymous No.19275381]

>>19275330

[Anonymous No.19275388]

Where the hell is the big holiday selloff you guys promised me?

[Anonymous No.19275401]

>>19275298
I. Am. Bullboi.

[Anonymous No.19275402]

>>19275371
there was similar low volume when everything appeared to be "fine and return to normal"

[Anonymous No.19275410]

just opened my old RH account I got fucking justed even though I didn't lose anything. should have just bought this back in feb 28th

[Anonymous No.19275417]

its almost like asian markets crashing caused investors to put their assets in markets that are doing much better, who would have thunk?

[Anonymous No.19275419]

PLEASE LET ME CUM OVER SPY 295

[Anonymous No.19275433]

>>19275417
asian markets crashed?

[Anonymous No.19275439]

>>19275368
These articles are written all the time. You’d think there’s enough news to report on but this clickbait repeat shit must generate clicks.

It got you to click.

>>19275381
Shit. Yeah. Thanks.
I am strongly considering closing out my UVXY before it really starts to hurt again.

Maybe grab some Yang.

[Anonymous No.19275444]

>>19275381
Jerome coming back from lunch break.

[Anonymous No.19275453]

>>19275417
Please lurk more before posting.

[Anonymous No.19275460]

>>19275331
hi fellow canuck,
I'm heavily considering CHP right now. Relatively safe as a REIT, though at the same time it didn't really get battered down as a result since grocery stores are even more vital now

[Anonymous No.19275472]

>>19275368
I dont like the old fuck, or his fan group to be more precise, but I will still buy some desu
Its like a big no-tech ETF.

[Anonymous No.19275487]

>>19275388
It will happen after hours when you can’t do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.19275492]

>>19274995
Who cares? The only good boomer is a dead boomer.

[Anonymous No.19275500]

Wow did Bezos die

[Anonymous No.19275503]

>bought TVIX at 152

[Anonymous No.19275510]

>>19275410
>Just opened your account
>Already trying to trade short dated options
Oh no, say goodbye to your money.
>>19275439
The difference is that Buffet truly fucked himself this time after buying airline stocks and he hasn't been using his cash to buy the dip. Also, you have horrible taste in 2D women so I'm not listening to your shit, faggot.

[Anonymous No.19275535]

>>19274995
They have no idea the true amount of cases, probably 50x higher than reported. I'd bet anything I have the actual death rate is sub .5% for anyone under 60

[Anonymous No.19275539]

>>19275500
>he's bagholding AMZN at 2525

[Anonymous No.19275552]

>>19275503
>hovered finger over buy button on $5k of TVIX at 3am
>decided not to buy
Close call.

[Anonymous No.19275555]

>>19275510
you are actually dumb, that is an order for a 3/16 275 put back in February

[Anonymous No.19275561]

how do I short google?

[Anonymous No.19275583]

Guys I got my first ever divvy of $10 today, is this what they call "making it"?

[Anonymous No.19275589]

>>19274933

[Anonymous No.19275591]

>>19275500
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.19275595]

>>19275561
by buying puts? are you actually stupid?

[Anonymous No.19275597]

>>19275583
Congratulations! I hope your wildest dreams will come true

[Anonymous No.19275601]

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

>he didn't invest in israel
>he doesn't want to make it

Accumulate REFR

[Anonymous No.19275604]

>>19275583
depends. how diverse is your portfolio

[Anonymous No.19275607]

>>19275198
>>19275492
kek, never argued against that.

>>19275207
What do you think those numbers will look like post reopening, and how do you think people and markets will react?

>>19275371
Relative volume and recent volume spikes show that this is indeed weak volume. SPY volume averaged 1.6X the current volume average for the three business days 5/14-5/18. That's about ~118 million vs ~80 million. On 5/13, a large sell-off day, the volume was even higher, at 144 million, or 1.8X current volume averages. Compare that to the week prior, with an average daily SPY volume of 80 million. Resistance forms when buying and selling pressure at a given price point reaches an equilibrium, meaning without sufficient volume inflows, upside momentum is stalled. So, yes, relative volume is weak, and markets have crabbed as a result, with major market movements happening primarily outside of market hours.

>>19275535
That would indicate an R_0 even higher than we expected. The lack of testing makes it a pain in the ass to gauge anything, which is why all-cause mortality vs previous years is a good secondary metric to at least see the impacts, but it remains hard to interpret without any clear case number guidance.

[Anonymous No.19275615]

>>19275583
Time for drinks and whores

[Anonymous No.19275618]

>>19275583
thats $7 after taxes not even enough to buy a combo meal at wendys

[Anonymous No.19275622]

>>19275539
Never got on the Amazin train. I’d be fucked if Zuckerberg dies though

[Anonymous No.19275628]

Told ya last night today would be flat. But noooooo. Doomy gloomy super geniuses were certain this was to be The #SecondLegDown.

>>19275331
Glaring lack of skidoo there anon.

[Anonymous No.19275641]

>>19275460
Good call, I was looking for a decent Canadian REIT. What do you think of SU and Imperial?

[Anonymous No.19275645]

>>19275535
>I'd bet anything I have the actual death rate is sub .5% for anyone under 60
In my state, there are more deaths over 85 than under 80. The fatality rate is miniscule for anyone under retirement age.

[Anonymous No.19275650]

>>19275622
cant stop zuck the cuck !

[Anonymous No.19275656]

>>19275595
it's a shitty joke
I just fucking hate google

[Anonymous No.19275661]

>>19275510
sure are in a friendly mood today. I agree that is not an attractive woman, but I like the drawing.

>Buffet truly fucked himself this time
much doubt
He made a bad trade, it happens. They're not a hedgefund, they're a conglomerate. I don't blame him for holding cash.

>>19275591
>made me use google
god damn it.

[Anonymous No.19275666]

>this volume
so this is the power of a 3 day weekend

[Anonymous No.19275669]

>>19275618
Trump is reducing capital gains tax.

[Anonymous No.19275670]

>>19275628
>snib snab
To be fair, they had pretty good odds until early morning, when futures got pumped to high hell.

[Anonymous No.19275683]

>>19275555
>Claims buying a Mar 16, 2020 option on February 28th isn't short dated
>Calls someone a retard
Okay, retard. Hurry up and lose the rest of your money so we don't have to deal with your obnoxious posts when you have no idea what you are talking about and somehow managed to lose money during the biggest buying opportunity in the last decade, even when you account didn't exist before the market crashed.

[Anonymous No.19275684]

FUCK CHINA


DO NOT BUY THEIR "EQUITIES"

[Anonymous No.19275699]

How much would these companies drop in one day if their CEO died:
>Facebook
>Amazon
>Tesla
>Berkshire Hathaway (Munger or Buffett)
etc.
Spooks me out how much a cult of personality these things are.

[Anonymous No.19275718]

>>19275641
>suncor
kek my buddy was literally just texting me about suncor like an hour ago. I don't want to touch oil right now. Maybe im a boomer at heart but the US and China shit is scaring me so I'll just stick with safe shit.

[Anonymous No.19275732]

>>19275699
>FB
level or slight dip
>AMZN
dip, but followed by a crab
>TSLA
pump to the heavens
>BRK
crab

[Anonymous No.19275735]

>>19275684
I really want BiliBili though buddy...

[Anonymous No.19275737]

>>19275699
Well that would be bad news, so it will pump instead of dump.

[Anonymous No.19275741]

>>19275699
Tesla drops 95%
The others don't care

[Anonymous No.19275742]

>>19275683
do you not read canceled? do you know how to read english pajeet?

[Anonymous No.19275757]

>>19275669
Don’t dividends get taxed as regular income?

[Anonymous No.19275770]

How dumb would it be to load up on puts expiring Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.19275774]

>>19275699
>FB
>AMZN
3%
Not much desu
>TSLA
Who the fuck knows?
>BRK
Dump followed by people buying the fucking dip.
+4% eow

[Anonymous No.19275775]

>>19275757
i dunno about you guys but my fellow canucks should really utilize their TFSA more because dividends are tax-free in TFSA trading accounts
keep the risky shit outside the TFSA so you can actually offset taxes on capital gains in case you do screw up.

[Anonymous No.19275776]

>>19275670
>they had pretty good odds until early morning,
Not on that anemic volume they didn't. There isn't going to be a downwards move unless/until serious bearish volume materializes. Now, there isn't a great deal of volume total here but balance of volume is not in sell side control.

[Anonymous No.19275781]

>>19275004
Cooler BTFO

[Anonymous No.19275787]

>>19275016
>>19275163
WayFair shorts get everyone at some point :(

[Anonymous No.19275793]

>>19275770
sounds like something i would do, so...

[Anonymous No.19275808]

Hey /smg/,

What happens when thousands of people sitting on government checks they don't need are waiting for "the dip" to buy big into a market expected to make a V-Shaped recovery and "the dip" never comes?

[Anonymous No.19275826]

>>19275808
NKE happens instead

[Anonymous No.19275832]

>>19275808
they're already buying. They have no savings because they don't know how to not fomo.

[Anonymous No.19275835]

>>19275808
time in the market beats timing it.

[Anonymous No.19275838]

>>19275808
They buy Bitcoin or a new plasma at Walmart.

[Anonymous No.19275839]

>>19275770
In a regular market, stocks always dump on Memorial Day. It's the reason the whole "Sell in May and go away" meme exists. Not based on any fundamentals or TA but it's been happened quite consistently.

[Anonymous No.19275844]

>>19275808
Trickle in melt up.

[Anonymous No.19275851]

>>19275808
That’s maybe a couple hundred million you are talking about. Enough for a small pump on some boomer shit stock like GE.

[Anonymous No.19275858]

During the next drop I will liquidate GOOG and SPY and buy SPY calls instead for max leverage
Opinions on this?

[Anonymous No.19275861]

>>19275298
Crab reporting in

[Anonymous No.19275866]

>>19275835
>tfw finally get a girlfriend the same year you were planning a two week SEA sex vacation to lose your virginity at 28

Why is life so cruel bros?

[Anonymous No.19275870]

+0 what an absolute shit day

[Anonymous No.19275878]

>>19275866
>SEA sex vacation
gross, at least go to japan, incel.

[Anonymous No.19275883]

>>19275866
Were you gonna go on the /fit/ excursion to Thailand?

[Anonymous No.19275885]

>>19275866
probably saved you from getting aids or some shit
be grateful

[Anonymous No.19275896]

>>19275684
>NIO, the Tesla of China
>Luckin, the Starbucks of China
>IQiyi, the Netflix of China
I'm never falling for the "x of China" memes again. At least not their IPOs. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.19275897]

>>19275151
chop it up fine, squeeze the juice from one lemon, put it in the lemon juice, let it soak for 10 minutes, drink the whole thing. the lemon juice will help break it down before it enters your stomach and won't make you feel nauseous.

[Anonymous No.19275903]

will this count as our two down days before moon like mister kramir said?

[Anonymous No.19275906]

Try buying some calls on SPY today. Got in when SPY was 293.5 this morning, paid 0.81 per SPY 298c. Currently, calls are around 0.7 each when SPY was 295.15. optionsprofitcalculator promised me they should be worth $1.3 each at this point. Where did I go wrong? Looks like theta fuckery to me but I thought opc took it into account.

[Anonymous No.19275909]

>>19275561
1. Open a margin account.
2. Execute a short order.
3. Lose all your money.
4. Post Bobos.

[Anonymous No.19275911]

>>19275896
it's ok anon now you know

repent and your line will be green

[Anonymous No.19275917]

>>19275896
Buy Baidu and aliexpress, the google and amazon of China

[Anonymous No.19275918]

>literally hovering around 0% forever
How do we kill the crab?

[Anonymous No.19275932]

WHY DID AMD STOP CRASHING RIGHT AFTER I SOLD IT

>>19274922
post your ERP discord tag QT.

[Anonymous No.19275933]

it might be time

[Anonymous No.19275937]

UH OH BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.19275949]

A comfy crash would be so fine for my buy the dip strategy

[Anonymous No.19275950]

>>19275622
I'm the contrary. I don't have fb

[Anonymous No.19275951]

[Anonymous No.19275962]

No one likes communist bears.
Kill yourselves commies.

[Anonymous No.19275968]

>>19275933
I hope so

[Anonymous No.19275978]

*sells everything*
see you on monday

[Anonymous No.19275980]

>>19275742
I said "trying to trade" for a reason, stupid. I'm well aware that you're going over your cancelled trades pretending you totally would have made a bunch of money if you bought them and you were just unlucky for doing something else instead. The fact is, you're some faggot with a fresh Robinhood account who thinks he is going to become a millionaire off of it but you have no idea what you are doing.

Stop posting and lurk more. You have no business commenting when you can't even turn a profit.

[Anonymous No.19275979]

>>19275949
This desu
Id fully accept my held assets dumping if I can buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.19275982]

>>19275918
Stop buying options goy.

[Anonymous No.19275996]

>>19275808
You have to be poor to qualify for stimulus. The $1200 is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.19276001]

THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE... FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.19276008]

I don't care if line goes up, or down, sideways, backwards, or on a 3D dimensional vector.

Its fucking over. Bear or no bear.

[Anonymous No.19276014]

DOWN SHE GOES

[Anonymous No.19276018]

[Anonymous No.19276028]

>>19276014
It will pump in 24min.

[Anonymous No.19276042]

>>19275980
>imagine projecting this hard
I have been here a long ass time dude, I am that 60% QQQ and 40% EDV dude. I have been making money since 2013 lmao

[Anonymous No.19276043]

COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON COME ON COME ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg

[Anonymous No.19276047]

JEROME!!! DO IT NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.19276057]

>>19276014
>spy dropping
>tankies returning to black
this is a good hour.

[Anonymous No.19276071]

>SPY slipped by .1%
this is it bobros, buy the crash!

[Anonymous No.19276073]

Some of you are alright, don't buy calls for the next 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.19276079]

why would friday end green? who the fuck wudl want to hodl over the weekend with so many happenings on the rise

[Anonymous No.19276081]

Is HIBS better buying than SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.19276091]

TSM vs AMAT vs LRCX???
>TSM vs AMAT vs LRCX???
TSM vs AMAT vs LRCX???
>>19275808
>thousands of people sitting on government checks they don't need
>checks they don't need
yeah there's definitely thousands out there who don't need it, but they're in the minority

>>19275832
>They have no savings because they don't know how to not fomo
People don't have no savings because they're buying stocks.

[Anonymous No.19276104]

>>19276071

[Anonymous No.19276113]

GET LONG BEFORE THE BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND

WE SURVIVED THE CORONA VIRUS
EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL FOR SUMMER

HEED MY WARNING OR SUFFER THE GREEN DILDO UP YOUR ASS ON TUESDAY

[Anonymous No.19276114]

such a boring day on the market today

[Anonymous No.19276127]

>>19276042
>I have been here a long ass time dude
>Just opened a Robinhood account and decided to copy /r/WSB's YOLOs only to still lose money
Sure, kid, keep lying. It goes well with all the imaginary money you would have made if you weren't a retard.

[Anonymous No.19276130]

>green again

[Anonymous No.19276138]

>>19276114
its always low volume on the day before a long weekend

[Anonymous No.19276147]

>>19276114
Snib Snab, brother
Theta streaming into my pockets as usual.

[Anonymous No.19276151]

>>19276091
>People don't have no savings because they're buying stocks.
if millennials are all so preoccupied with retirement and have an extra $200 - $400 each week, they're just throwing the shit into the stock market, thinking it's a steal. or getting plasmas or xboxes like the other anon said.

>>19276113
I'm taking your wife this weekend, mumu. UVXY. I'll give her back when I'm done.

[Anonymous No.19276152]

>>19276079
Literally nothing is happening are you retarded

[Anonymous No.19276156]

>>19275808
If they qualified for trumpbux, then they aren’t sitting on it. Poor people can’t hold onto money and not spend it immediately.

[Anonymous No.19276160]

>>19275776
Agreed, to an extent. The buy volume has on its side, for the most part, non-market hours movement, where the bulk of gains are materialized on low volume and then proceed to bring market hours along for the ride (usually kicking and screaming). If you compare the average volume for days with gains/losses over the past month, you get something like pic related.

[Anonymous No.19276162]

can someone explain to me logically why AMD has the same stock value as INTC despite INTC having 5 times the market cap and being a larger more successful established blue chip?

i mean even if you see gorwth potential at AMD this is pretty ridiculous. and AMD holds no special technology or new competitive or revolutionary developments or products.

[Anonymous No.19276173]

>>19276156
>Poor people can’t hold onto money and not spend it immediately.
Most people cant.

[Anonymous No.19276174]

>>19276113
>EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL FOR SUMMER

This. Summer is officially kicked off this weekend, consumer confidence will be bolstered if everyone had a good time and nothing too crazy happens.

[Anonymous No.19276177]

>>19276151
>plasmas
The hell do you mean by that anon?

[Anonymous No.19276181]

>>19276127
keep seething pajeet, you will never be a white man with money.

[Anonymous No.19276200]

>>19276177
bobos are retarded and stuck in the past

[Anonymous No.19276217]

>>19276130
Why do you bet against the global economy? Against people having jobs and making money and being happy?
You deserve this

[Anonymous No.19276218]

>>19276162
>Market cap AMD 64B
>Market cap INTC 270B
Please tell me you made a mistake looking these up and this is not the question I fear it is

[Anonymous No.19276232]

>>19276174

THIS

LOOK OUTSIDE PEOPLE
NOBODY EVEN WEARING THEIR FUCKING MASKS RIGHT NOW

WE ARE ALL OVER IT

[Anonymous No.19276237]

>>19276162
AMD is over valued, and I say this as a rampant AMD shill.
Being over valued means nothing in this market though. FA is for chumps, apparently.

[Anonymous No.19276238]

crabbing at 0 these fuckers wont let dump

[Anonymous No.19276239]

>>19276177
doesn't feel as fun to say OLED.

>>19276200
scared?

[Anonymous No.19276243]

$FSLY is causing me to hemorrhage money out the fucking ass. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.19276245]

>>19276217
the Hang Seng Index dropped 1300 points because of China's new security law.
The global economy is just as toast as the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.19276250]

>>19276238
Get snibbed

[Anonymous No.19276253]

>>19276218
>>19276162
>despite INTC having 5 times the market cap and being a larger more successful established blue chip?

[Anonymous No.19276257]

Imagine putting your hentai link back in the OP every day when the consensus was to stop acting like a retard

[Anonymous No.19276258]

>>19276245

let me help you

[Anonymous No.19276259]

>>19276162
D-Do you know what market cap actually means, anon?

[Anonymous No.19276268]

Help me guys. I'm down 800 on selling Amazon puts. How am I getting bogged so badly the was supposed to go up!!!

[Anonymous No.19276273]

>>19276257
imagine being a faggot like you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19276278]

>>19276232
>LOOK OUTSIDE PEOPLE
>NOBODY EVEN WEARING THEIR FUCKING MASKS RIGHT NOW
this shit's going to come back and i'ma just laugh.

[Anonymous No.19276280]

T-they're talking about us on CNBC bros...

[Anonymous No.19276283]

>>19276239
Didn't know you were talking about TV's. Plasmas did have superior color.

[Anonymous No.19276288]

>>19276243
Told you so.

[Anonymous No.19276291]

>>19276218
in other words why is AMD worth the same as INTC stock when AMD cap is 64B and INTC is 270B

and should i be buying puts on AMD or is it held by the same irrational investors that TSLA is

[Anonymous No.19276293]

>>19276268
Virus was canceled so less reason to run to online. Don't worry though, you'll still be up in less than 3 years.

[Anonymous No.19276294]

>>19276257
It's a fun part of /smg/, don't take my joy away.

[Anonymous No.19276299]

>>19276280
What are they saying I'm not watching that

[Anonymous No.19276298]

>>19276278
you were literally just saying it was a nothing burger last night you schizo

[Anonymous No.19276303]

>>19276280
kek I'm watching too

[Anonymous No.19276304]

>>19276288
You never did, anon.

[Anonymous No.19276302]

>>19276278
To say its going to come back is to imply it ever left.
We're still on a fairly steady course to absolute getting our shit more fucked than before.

[Anonymous No.19276305]

>>19276278
"come back"
>it was ever here

[Anonymous No.19276313]

>>19276280

what do you mean

[Anonymous No.19276317]

>>19276259
shares time stock value, did you even read my question?

[Anonymous No.19276318]

>>19276288
Just in case you forgot: around 4-5pm yesterday, I said take your FSLY money and invest it into NET instead.

[Anonymous No.19276325]

>>19276280
what're they saying??

HI MOM!

[Anonymous No.19276329]

>>19276162
P/E seem to matter less than we think.
Belief in future potential, regardless of guidance for future growth, means a lot more. Perhaps because people are optimistic.

And there is a general belief that intel is in a losing battle. The market may be growing, but it's thought that Intel will lose it's current and future market share increasingly to AMD.

Got no idea what's so special about it, why Ryzen is such a hyped thing, but it seems to be.

AAAAND I just realized you're talking about fucking share price like that's relevant at all. Goddamn it. Basically people think one is on the rise and the other is falling apart, and you have a lot to learn. PLEASE go read investopedia.

>>19276291
See if you can figure out how many shares are available for AMD vs. INTC. THEN think about the question again.

[Anonymous No.19276330]

>>19276280
What did they say?

[Anonymous No.19276331]

>>19276291
>buying puts
LMAO don't do that in this meme market.
Not for amd not for any ticker.

[Anonymous No.19276334]

>>19276280
uhoh what they saying

[Anonymous No.19276339]

>>19276278
>>19276298
>>19276302
>>19276305
>>19276232
>>19276174
>>19276113
enjoy
https://twitter.com/miffythegamer/status/1263178242804142081?s=20

[Anonymous No.19276344]

>>19276253
So it is this question.
Stock A has a market cap of 20 and 10 shares are on the market.
Stock B has a market cap of 200 and 200 shares are on the market.
What are the stock prices for AMD and INTC?

More shares, lower price.

[Anonymous No.19276345]

>>19276325

its just a segment about how retail trading is up

[Anonymous No.19276348]

Any leafs here understand Norbert's Gambit better than I do and can explain it? As far as I know, it doesn't make sense to do it if you're on a 0% commission broker and you're buying less than ~$750.

[Anonymous No.19276352]

>>19276304
See >>19276318

[Anonymous No.19276359]

>>19276329
>Got no idea what's so special about it, why Ryzen is such a hyped thing
have you ever built a computer?

[Anonymous No.19276368]

>>19276181
>3k borrowed from your parents
>bragging about it
>Ignoring all the trades that you admittedly lost more money on.
Kek, you're such a little faggot. Go back to /r/wsb/ and /r/donald.

[Anonymous No.19276370]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.19276371]

where did that come from!?

[Anonymous No.19276385]

Another THRILLING friday afternoon in the world of stocks

[Anonymous No.19276387]

>>19276280
Tell them to fuck off, we're full. Fucking journos have no sense of personal space.

[Anonymous No.19276388]

what should i make my j-pow shrine out of?

[Anonymous No.19276389]

>>19276345
>it's because of WFH
nah it's the unemployment and cares. this is going to be catastrophic in fucking August and September when CARES is done. I feel bad for them, and really hope they lock in profits.

[Anonymous No.19276391]

now that its all over, what are your plans for the weekend?

[Anonymous No.19276397]

>>19276391
fuck my gf and watch Seinfeld

[Anonymous No.19276401]

LOL closing at 0%. Fuckin’ epig crab day.

[Anonymous No.19276405]

>>19276371
bullish crossover on the 15 minute, but theres a bearish one on the hour.

[Anonymous No.19276408]

>>19276352
You are right, fren. I'm sorry for doubting you. Think I will hold these bags over the weekend... Will sell once I break even.

[Anonymous No.19276413]

Who's China puts here?

[Anonymous No.19276414]

>>19276391

im goin to my mothers house for dinner tonight shes making spaghetti with meatballs

[Anonymous No.19276423]

So am I gonna be on Powell's Kill-list for expecting number line to go down or what?

Fuck CNBC, They're just advertising space for Biotech pump-n-dumps

[Anonymous No.19276428]

>>19276370

[Anonymous No.19276438]

+++ DUMP IMMINENT +++
+++ DUMP IMMINENT +++
+++ DUMP IMMINENT +++

[Anonymous No.19276446]

QUICK WHAT CALLS DO I BUY BEFORE CLOSE

[Anonymous No.19276450]

I bet Lindsey Bell is a freak in bed

[Anonymous No.19276453]

>>19276280
I want to express my support for Hitler and anime

[Anonymous No.19276456]

>>19276389

> please sell uh its going to be good for you to sell please god sell

[Anonymous No.19276461]

check out $HPE, likely oversold possible reversal, could make a quick bag off the crab

[Anonymous No.19276462]

>>19276329
>Why Ryzen is such a hyped thing
Because its not at kike prices

[Anonymous No.19276466]

>>19275861
Is this a hentai?

[Anonymous No.19276467]

WE

WUZ

[Anonymous No.19276481]

>>19276461
It's never been above $20

[Anonymous No.19276486]

>>19276446
BUY 122 6/19 DHT $14 CALLS QUICK

[Anonymous No.19276487]

>>19276467
based

[Anonymous No.19276489]

>>19276359
yep, but I can't remember if I used a RTX or AMD video card

>>19276413
SERIOUSLY WEIGHING YANG BUT FEEL LIKE THIS MIGHT BE THE TOP

[Anonymous No.19276490]

>>19276397
How the fuck do you have the exact same plans as I do?

[Anonymous No.19276496]

>>19276397
Best weekend

[Anonymous No.19276501]

>>19276162
Cope and seethe Intcel faggot. You will capitulate like all the rest.

[Anonymous No.19276503]

>>19276368
holy shit how triggered are you rn?
Sorry that you are poor and haven't been investing for almost a decade. better start soon pajeet or your ass will never touch a toilet

[Anonymous No.19276505]

>>19276466
Full Metal Panic
>>19276453
Based

[Anonymous No.19276513]

>>19276490
idk brother but that's based

I also bought the dip so I already know it's gonna be a good weekend

[Anonymous No.19276519]

>Yes I own the rest of /smg/ by putting my hentai link in the educational list
>We in the hentai community are quite humorous people

[Anonymous No.19276520]

Goodnight bobo, it 'twas just a bump in the road of what will be known as The Great Bull Run of 2009-2059

[Anonymous No.19276527]

>>19276467
kek, based robinhood chads btfo wall street

[Anonymous No.19276528]

>>19275897
My plan:
>fine chop
>lemon soak for 10 min
>pour concoction into boiling water for 15 min
>add tea bags and ginger
>drink
Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.19276530]

>>19276505
So not a hentai :(

[Anonymous No.19276534]

YOU GUYS TOLD ME THE BIG DUMP WAS HAPPENING FUCK

[Anonymous No.19276546]

>>19276414

[Anonymous No.19276550]

>>19276481
what?

[Anonymous No.19276556]

>>19276534
2 more weeks bro

[Anonymous No.19276558]

>>19276397
where? im still pissed seinfeld isnt on netflix. this shitty company thinks i want to watch their new SJW creations of utter garbage when i just want the classics. they are out of touch with the consumer

[Anonymous No.19276560]

>>19276456
>poorfags unemployed with little to no savings
>they invest money that they need for rent in August/September because they think they'll get their hours back
yeah, i dunno. It's actually pretty concerning.

>>19276489
I find ryzen to be a wonderful consumer option, desu. I'm surprised you're not impressed by it. I'm really looking forward to what AMD does to the server space.

[Anonymous No.19276564]

>>19276503
You sure about that? I actually have money and don't feel the need to brag about a meme 3k position to mask all the money I lost. Keep coping, retard.

[Anonymous No.19276566]

>>19276505
Based and FMP pilled

[Anonymous No.19276570]

I really don't mind to play the waiting game especially since I don't need the money right away and when I know there's a fat payday awaiting for me. Sides I still got a bit of green stuffed in the bank in case old "Mr Murphy" should show his ass. Oh yes this virus shit is a gift from god, cause no longer do I gotta chase after the green fat bag, rather I can just set my orders and forget and let the fat green bag come to me instead. I took full advantage of the epic dip, stuffed more into my funds while they were cheap as shit and dollar cost averaged into my other holdings so now I can just sit on my ass and do nothing for the rest of the year as the gains and divvies just pile up in my account.

[Anonymous No.19276571]

>>19276558
upload isn't bad

[Anonymous No.19276573]

>>19276558
Just pirate it you stupid faggot. Who the fuck pays for media?

[Anonymous No.19276576]

SNIBBEN SNABBEN
THE CRAB STEALS YOUR GAINS ON CALLS AND PUTS
:DD

[Anonymous No.19276580]

>>19275059
Daytrade boy. If the price doesnt go up or down and just fluctuates, you can buy low sell high as often as you like. Unfortunately it takes just one word from the J Pow or his mortal enemy Covcov to seriously shift the market.

[Anonymous No.19276582]

Better have gills if you're holding AMD,
Cuz you'll be holding cinder blocks on the ride down to the ocean floor

[Anonymous No.19276587]

>>19276413
Baba puts?

[Anonymous No.19276597]

>no one's going to hold over a 3 day weekend, big dump EOD trust me bro
You fuckers lied to me

[Anonymous No.19276600]

>>19276278
You're just not thinking in 4D-chess terms
>all the countries that have flattened the curve because of the masks, social distancing measures will be full of people who are susceptible to SARS2.
>meanwhile in America, those that can die from the virus will die from the virus, and our country will eventually be filled with supermen who are immune to Corona.
This is bullish. LONG AMERICA.

[Anonymous No.19276606]

Are put and call options better than futures? Why is no one here trading ES

[Anonymous No.19276609]

>>19276317
Once again, think about what market cap means... Do you think Beyond Meat is worth twice as much as Intel is since their share price is twice as high? Think reeeeeally hard, anon

[Anonymous No.19276612]

>>19276597
still a lot of time left

[Anonymous No.19276615]

Tuesday is going to be massively green

[Anonymous No.19276624]

Sorry if you're in it, but lmao what a chart

[Anonymous No.19276627]

>>19276582
Nah

[Anonymous No.19276628]

>>19276298
The cost of having a Trip

[Anonymous No.19276630]

remember when Bobo used to actually scare us?


me neither

[Anonymous No.19276631]

So anons, what are some countries with traditional moral values that will be thrown into desperate poverty by this pandemic?

[Anonymous No.19276632]

>>19276615
Any more random information that has absolutely no use? Yes? Keep it to yourself.

[Anonymous No.19276633]

>>19276597
Believe every bull
Do not trust any bearcuck
Simple

[Anonymous No.19276634]

>>19276611
>>19276611
>>19276611
new

[Anonymous No.19276637]

Me when whte market keeps crabbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw429JGL5zo

[Anonymous No.19276649]

>>19276615
I want to buy more, but this rally feels so off to me.

[Anonymous No.19276650]

>>19276612
>3 minutes
ok I'm watching

[Anonymous No.19276651]

>>19276632
Cope

[Anonymous No.19276656]

>>19276615
This week was the snib, next week will be a snab. Crab always wins.

[Anonymous No.19276657]

>>19276600
there is a grain of truth to your bullshit post. new zealand is bragging about their perfect shutdown and how they can now reopen. doesnt that mean they'll be stuck doing an extremely strict shutdown again and again?
america, in its laziness, division, and ineptitude, will build up herd immunity faster than any other 1st world world (except Sweden)

[Anonymous No.19276663]

>>19276573
people who have jobs with security clearance

[Anonymous No.19276675]

>>19276564
oh shit bro you got me lmao

[Anonymous No.19276680]

>>19276663
I have a security clearance and I pirate fucking everything

[Anonymous No.19276686]

>>19276649
It feels off cuz it IS off
DOW was down 250 points pre-market up until 3:30 AM when the Hang Seng was Hung.
the like a divine miracle it went up to only 90 down.

[Anonymous No.19276717]

>>19276582
Imagine buying AMD @ 2.00 per share.. Thank of the size of your green bag today...

[Anonymous No.19276722]

TGTX $22 close

its so beautiful
its so fucking beautiful bros

[Anonymous No.19276728]

>>19276680
do you get polyd quarterly?

[Anonymous No.19276731]

>>19276675
Post portfolio and not your father's retirement account. LMAO, you must be seething right now to go that far.

[Anonymous No.19276733]

>>19276560
>I'm surprised you're not impressed by it.
I don't know enough to be impressed. I've never used it to play any graphically intense games, and I'm not one of those hardware guys who overclocks shit.

>>19276663
>people who have jobs with security clearance
but also bother with inconveniencing themselves for $144/year, on a matter of anti-SJW principles?

[Anonymous No.19276761]

>>19276717
literally me except i sold them around 6 cause im a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.19276773]

>>19276731
I have been a Software engineer for almost a decade. sorry you are poor.

[Anonymous No.19276783]

>>19276722
22 digit get on my $22 post

what does it mean
what are the bogs trying to tell me

[Anonymous No.19276788]

>>19276733
internet piracy is considered theft in the eyes of the federal government and they specifically ask about that

[Anonymous No.19276810]

>>19276788
White people are always obeying the rules to a T lmao

[Anonymous No.19276845]

>>19276773
>Doubling down on lying after your were so proud of your 3k meme trade
LMAO, post portfolio.

[Anonymous No.19277629]

TQQQ and Amnime Wifes pee-ing themself's
that-s how i lived brohter