/smg/ - Stock? Market! General...

[Anonymous No.19270072]

OHAYOU /SMG/!!
Who's ready for coffee??
edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.19270073]

First for Jesus.

[Anonymous No.19270093]

First for OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.19270096]

Third for Jesus and anime.

[Anonymous No.19270098]

Second for the crab market.

[Anonymous No.19270099]

>Write MSFT right when it jumps to +.2 for a second
>Goes down a bit
>Jumps right back to +1$ as of right now
FUCK YOU BOGS, ITS THE SAME SHIT EVERY SINGLE TIME!

[Anonymous No.19270106]

based and animepilled

[Anonymous No.19270107]

you first have to look at the volatility, anything below 20 is good, anything above 20--30 is shit
then you look at the volume, which is zero, only retailers and robots are on the market, then you have to look at the direction, which is none because big players are still waiting, then you look at the price and everything is too high, especially considering financial reports will get worse.

then there is still US election, which increases volatility. So 2020 is probably fucked.

[Anonymous No.19270113]

>>19270106
gay and filtered

[Anonymous No.19270114]

Which one of you bought HUYA?
Confess.

[Anonymous No.19270117]

>>19270072
When are we putting the nhentai link back in the OP? I need it for research

[Anonymous No.19270119]

>>19270096
This tbqh

[Anonymous No.19270120]

>>19270073
>>19270096
Absolutely based. Stay in the Light of Our Lord bros.

[Anonymous No.19270123]

>>19270114
I only buy pure american tech companies.

[Anonymous No.19270129]

QQQ is objectively superior to SPY, I don’t know why you retards still pay attention to that boomer “total market” bullshit. Tech is the future.

[Anonymous No.19270132]

>everything related to oil is going to shit again including the price of oil

[Anonymous No.19270135]

>>19270107
I thought volatility was good? Ir is it that prices are high as well as volatility

[Anonymous No.19270136]

What's your second favourite board /biz/onauts?

[Anonymous No.19270140]

>>19270106
Based

[Anonymous No.19270141]

>falling for the oil meme
haha
no wait I did too!

[Anonymous No.19270142]

long sports and real women


short anime and future trannies

[Anonymous No.19270144]

Someone may need this reminder.

[Anonymous No.19270149]

Plug the server back in TD AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19270152]

>>19270140
I bet >>19270113 is a faggot permabull because he got burned shorting on the way up.

[Anonymous No.19270154]

>>19270136
/sp/ here

[Anonymous No.19270155]

>>19270119
Any reccomendations to find to god?

[Anonymous No.19270156]

>>19270136
/pol/

[Anonymous No.19270162]

>>19270152
No, I'm a trader. I don't marry stocks or indices.

[Anonymous No.19270163]

>>19270149
You can get in on thinkorswim.

[Anonymous No.19270168]

>>19270154

is losing all your money a sport

[Anonymous No.19270170]

>>19270117
Everytime it happens a faggot replaces it with the suicide prevention shit and posts a new thread about 30 posts before the bump limit is reached.

[Anonymous No.19270177]

>>19270168
is the money a athlete?

[Anonymous No.19270182]

>>19270168
Yes actually but /biz/ hasn't had poker generals in ages and /asp/ is practically dead.

[Anonymous No.19270185]

>tfw bought INO at $13.50 and it's already bouncing back
feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.19270188]

>>19270106
thanks qt
time to get my first cuppa

[Anonymous No.19270193]

>>19270185
tfw bought ino at 3 dollars

[Anonymous No.19270196]

>>19270155
how do I short god?

[Anonymous No.19270201]

I used to hate 3 day weekends because of market closure, I think i'll actually appreciate the break from staring at charts all day

[Anonymous No.19270204]

>>19270136
I go to /ck/ when I'm hungry, otherwise /pol/ /vr/ and /v/

[Anonymous No.19270205]

>>19270136
/his/

[Anonymous No.19270206]

>>19270073
Based

[Anonymous No.19270207]

>>19270201
this desu. im getting gray hairs.

[Anonymous No.19270212]

I think I buy some $LK with my awkward leftover bucks.

[Anonymous No.19270213]

>>19270136
/tv/, they’re the only choice for the true cunnisseur

[Anonymous No.19270219]

I wish I was the guy in groundhog day so I could just go around and

[Anonymous No.19270221]

>>19270204
> /v/
How the fuck do you stand that place?

[Anonymous No.19270227]

posting for anime and bullrun

[Anonymous No.19270229]

>>19270136
/an/

[really nice guy No.19270233]

>>19270136
/lit/

[Anonymous No.19270237]

What you negroes don't understand is that it needs to dip today so we can pump properly next monday.

[Anonymous No.19270241]

>>19270136
No 2nd favorite board. 4chin is pretty lame desu. /biz/'s only redeeming quality is that you get to watch brainlet cringelords literally lose money, its oddly satisfying

[Anonymous No.19270244]

just give it to me straight bros
will this shit crash or not

[Anonymous No.19270246]

>>19270135
When volatility is low, prices climb up slowly and dips are shallow. It's like +-1.5% change a day at most and usually less. When volatility is high, daily ranges can be 5-10% or circuit breakers on indexes and dips can be devastating and go on for days or weeks.

[Anonymous No.19270249]

>>19270237

We just need to cool off for the next rally.

[Anonymous No.19270250]

Post the worst financial decision you've ever made

For me it was NRZ at 16

[Anonymous No.19270251]

>>19270237
no one tell him

[Anonymous No.19270254]

>>19270237
market is closed monday

[Anonymous No.19270260]

>>19270155
Hm? I was one of the cringey atheists in school then started going around and found talking to religious people more and more interesting. I think the first time I really started praying again was when I was in a monastery in the Balkan mountains and the monks just let me stay and eat and work there without any questions. It was so nice and I enjoyed their company. Then started visiting more churches and talked to more people. Muslims, Buddhists, etc. and I really started liking christianity again.

Not really /smg/ but here you go fella. Just interact with the people you want to know more about.
>>19270227
This desu.

[Anonymous No.19270264]

FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD TAKE MY BANKS MONEY SO I CAN GIVE YOU MORE MONEY

[Anonymous No.19270266]

>>19270241
>literally lose money,
Can you figuratively lose money?

[Anonymous No.19270270]

Aye caramba!

[Anonymous No.19270272]

>>19270266
demo account

[Anonymous No.19270276]

>>19270136
/cgl/

[Anonymous No.19270277]

>>19270250
Not trying harder to concince my father to buy 200 BTC with the credit card at age 15 in the year 2010.

Probably the same for 30% of posters here

[Anonymous No.19270282]

>>19270221
I rarely go there anymore, just time to time to check out game news and laugh at drooling retards

[Anonymous No.19270293]

>>19270272
I don't know...doesn't sound like a satisfying answer. Fiat is monopoly money at this point anyway.

[Anonymous No.19270294]

why did wti dump -6%

[Anonymous No.19270300]

Any chance Disney might dip below 110 or lower ever again? I need some cheapies

[Anonymous No.19270308]

>>19270162
>he said gay and filtered
>still replied
where are the indexes swinging? I'm thinking today will end up being crabby. we're definitely not falling out of the band set up from last month, although looking at the averages on the S&P, we might see a big 2% sell off today

[Anonymous No.19270310]

>>19270251
>>19270254
Oh wow, burgers are respecting a moslem holiday.

>>19270266
Getting a family.

[Anonymous No.19270318]

>>19270250
Got a gf whose mom and sister were bipolar but believed she wasn't. Glad I dumped her but she ran up my credit card like 3.8k beforehand

[really nice guy No.19270324]

>>19270250
I bought TVIX at around 100 back in February because I was expecting market to crash. After a few days I felt like market was going to rebound so I sold for a small gain.

[Anonymous No.19270326]

>>19270300
110 eod. everyone is going to sell off.

[Anonymous No.19270327]

>>19270250
College

[Anonymous No.19270329]

>>19270300
>that image

kek was he really doing some nignog stuff? I ignored that story the second it started getting stupid

[Anonymous No.19270332]

>>19270294
Oil people priced in nothing happening in Asia.

[Anonymous No.19270334]

>>19270188
That bitch doesn't know how to poor the steamed milk into the espresso. Fucking japniggers. Always so incompetent.

[Anonymous No.19270335]

>>19270244
Yes. We’re going down. But by Thursday the prices will be about the same. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.19270342]

How do I buy fieif/otso in the US? What broker has it?

[Anonymous No.19270343]

>>19270260
I want to but something irks me about how pacifistic it's become. I mean there was shit even Jesus didn't tolerate and would flip out on but the church just glosses over that.

[Anonymous No.19270345]

SHEESH I thought this was supposed to be a rug-pull? When the clacks stop, aren't we supposed to go down fast?

This UVXY... I may have to sell it for more PEPs

>>19270219
based.

[Anonymous No.19270346]

>>19270327
was it college or was it choosing a meme degree

[Anonymous No.19270348]

>>19270250
Not trading in the US markets sooner.

[Anonymous No.19270356]

>>19270329
Yes, he was stealing construction site equipments among other things.

[Anonymous No.19270367]

>>19270250
>bought SNSS at .95

[Anonymous No.19270380]

Why is oil crashing

[Anonymous No.19270384]

>>19270343
Im not in a church desu.
Im just trying to do what I think its best. I help people when I see they need help and try to be nice to those around me.

I also beat up a woman in a bar when she started a fight. The modern church is an abomination that made itself obsolete.

[Anonymous No.19270389]

>>19270308
I wanted to give you a last chance to redeem yourself but you blew it.
I was all long the last few weeks but I don't know at this point. I will just not touch sp500 for a while and just swing pennies and midcaps.

[Anonymous No.19270395]

>>19270155
Start reading the Bible.

[Anonymous No.19270401]

i told you motherfucker >>19269093

[Anonymous No.19270402]

>>19270356
damn why can't black people just have a normal innocent black guy get killed

like they literally can't stop committing crimes it's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.19270405]

>>19270250
This >>19270327 but only for the first piece of paper. The second piece of paper is the reason I hav a comfy web dev job.

[Anonymous No.19270406]

>>19270346
Mostly the latter, and being too much of a sperg to make connections

[Anonymous No.19270408]

>>19270327
I actually made a lot of money going to college. Then, I lost it going to a professional school.

[Anonymous No.19270409]

>>19270250

buy the dip, faggot. I have about 7k shares sitting at a 7.03 cost basis.

[Anonymous No.19270412]

>>19270380
June's superContango is no longer manipulated to look like it doesn't exist. Expect negative oil and positive tankers very soon.

[Anonymous No.19270417]

>>19270250
Buying several OTM SPY puts back in Feb
But the expiry was only 1 week out.

[Anonymous No.19270429]

>>19270324
I bought TVIX on the way down at 268 and forgot to set a stop. Still have it, feels retarded.

[Anonymous No.19270430]

>>19270308
Crab for most of the day, big selloff during power hour. Tuesday swings big in either direction depending on headlines over the long weekend. If it's bad news and a down swing, it marks the next leg down for the bear market. Otherwise, crab until second wave headlines reignite the panic.

[Anonymous No.19270436]

I thought this is your day bobos? -0.3%...is this all you got? lol

[Anonymous No.19270441]

>>19270136
/x/
Lazy for a long time to trade, I guess that everything fits now to enhance a full reload of Royal Jewery

[Anonymous No.19270443]

LET IT DROP POWELL, AT LEAST A DOLLAR :(((

[Anonymous No.19270472]

>>19270250

Bout 3 grand worth of TBLT @5.50 a share bagheld all the way down to 14 cents a share finally sold and cut losses days before the reverse split

[Anonymous No.19270482]

>>19270384
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.19270494]

>AMZN literally the only green thing on my watchlist

Typical

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19270501]

>>19270408
yeah, and now Spy Magazine is defunct while Trump is President

guess who was the loser there

[Anonymous No.19270502]

Come on anons, show your bags.

[Anonymous No.19270508]

>>19270389
Idk. Just looks enough like the last times it's been in this 2900+ zone. Same thing, just less violent.

>>19270430
It'll probably be up. Since we're dealing with a credit bubble, there shouldn't be any news that's really negative about the credit market. I'd be fucking shocked, desu. It's going to take so long that I think I'm just going to sidestep into bonds and bond funds.

[Anonymous No.19270525]

>>19270408
I don't understand that article at all. What is it even trying to convey? Is it illegal to cash a $0.13 cheque now? Is that why they think trump will be behind bars? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.19270550]

>>19270508
Higher highs, higher lows.

[Anonymous No.19270556]

>>19270550
Zoom in

[Anonymous No.19270564]

>sold everything at open
>had a good week trading
>went way green thanks to the jerome's poomp
>matched with a cute girl on tinder
>she's coming over tonight for some netflix and dong
is this what making it is bros? Am I finally doing it?

[Anonymous No.19270572]

>>19270525
Poor people think that a rich guy should just throw away a check for 13 cents. The polite thing to do is cash it so that the other parties checkbook balances

[Anonymous No.19270590]

>>19270564
>Tinder
Enjoy your genital warts

[Anonymous No.19270598]

>>19270564
Probably. Is the girl for just for a pnd or are you actually trying to find someone?

[Anonymous No.19270603]

>>19270564
she gonna give you rona

[Anonymous No.19270604]

>https://www.indiewire.com/2020/05/michael-bay-produced-songbird-could-be-the-first-coronavirus-era-film-shot-in-los-angeles-1202232341/
>COVID will last for TWO years
SSS
EEE
LLL
LLL

[Anonymous No.19270608]

>>19270550
yeah, i agree. but we have been oscillating over that 200 1hr MA for a month plus. earnings are coming too, but it's not like those seem to matter. The anti-anime fag is right to be hands off right now imo.

[Anonymous No.19270616]

>>19270556
How far? 1minute candles?

[Anonymous No.19270621]

>>19270564
She'll steal all your gains. Don't fall for the gains goblin anon. No anon. Bad anon. No gains goblin for you. It's not healthy. Think about the market.

[Anonymous No.19270622]

>>19270408
His mail is probably handled by a secretary

[Anonymous No.19270631]

>>19270572
It's polite but also a waste of time and money.

[Anonymous No.19270632]

Yet again the entire market moves off of FAANG

[Anonymous No.19270644]

>>19270616
1 second candleja

[Anonymous No.19270645]

What should I buy?

[Anonymous No.19270650]

>>19270604
yes, but we have INFINITE LIQUIDITY, GOY.

[Anonymous No.19270654]

>buy strangle for earnings
>IV crush makes both legs deep red

[Anonymous No.19270656]

wtf is going on with NVDA?

[Anonymous No.19270660]

>>19270631
Im not trump but I do own a business. I havent cashed a check myself in 5-7 years and I doubt he cashed that check either. It was likely deposited at the same time as 50 other checks by someone making 18 dollars an hour

[Anonymous No.19270661]

allready lost half of my money, will they ever recover?

[Anonymous No.19270667]

>>19270632
FAAGMAN

[Anonymous No.19270670]

>>19270412
>tankers
this meme again? is this board just on a loop?

[Anonymous No.19270671]

>>19270604
>FED and GOV will support the market for two years
BBB
UUU
YYY

[Anonymous No.19270681]

>>19270645
100 shares of T and sell covered calls. literally free money

[Anonymous No.19270684]

>>19270656
that stock is a monster

[Anonymous No.19270693]

>>19270670
Buy my bags right this instant, faggot.

[Anonymous No.19270700]

>>19270667
what's the extra A?

[Anonymous No.19270703]

>>19270656
Good earnings yesterday.

>>19270661
No.

[Anonymous No.19270716]

>>19270661
double down my dude

[Anonymous No.19270719]

MARKET DROP NOW!

I want to get in cheap

I don't know why bulls aren't in favor of huge drops

Give me a nice -15% day so that I can sweep in and get them cheapies.

[Anonymous No.19270722]

>>19270700
Wait, let me correct it for you FAGMAN.


Smooth, eh?

[Anonymous No.19270723]

>>19270661
Please tell me you're joking. Even I'm not dumb enough to still be holding that.

[Anonymous No.19270724]

>>19270700
Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Google, Microsoft, Aretardisyou, Netflix.

[Anonymous No.19270726]

>>19270661
I can picture the CEO with a cartoonishly large bag of loot laughing at investors

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19270728]

>>19270297
we're just taking profits and going to remember those who died with honor, and valor... those who made the ultimate sacrifice to protect our way of life.

[Anonymous No.19270732]

>>19270250
Whatever I do today since my trades keep getting progressively worse with each passing day.

[Anonymous No.19270743]

>>19270719
>waiting for big dips
Anon, pls just fucking DCA every micro dip.

[Anonymous No.19270747]

>>19270656
Where would you rather stick your money for 10 years, T-bills, NVDA, money market funds, junk bonds, or a company that might not even exist in 10 years?

[Anonymous No.19270752]

>>19270728
this post didnt age well

[Anonymous No.19270754]

>>19270250
Wirecard at 135 Euro

[Anonymous No.19270761]

>>19270703
>>19270716
>>19270723
>>19270726
im financially ruined, I bought for 10k because everyone was shilling for it here and then it dumped... I cant affort loosing 5k

[Anonymous No.19270765]

>>19270747

Index funds

>t. checkmate

[Anonymous No.19270771]

>>19270722
>>19270724
wow neat

[Anonymous No.19270774]

>>19270743
That's what I'm doing now
Too bad I was asleep at the trough of the dip but I bought in as soon as I woke up

[Anonymous No.19270778]

>>19270761
don't invest what you cant afford to lose. I know this is a larp but its a good reminder

[Anonymous No.19270779]

>>19270732
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.19270785]

>>19270747
AMZN. They’ll be defacto the government in smaller countries in 10 years

[Anonymous No.19270788]

i should have sold when i finally broke even on this shitty airline (air canada)
what the fuck was I thinking buying into this meme at CAD$17

[Anonymous No.19270792]

>>19270661
>CHINESE coffee
>grown in CHINA

[Anonymous No.19270795]

>>19270761
LK is unironically going to 0

[Anonymous No.19270799]

>>19270761
You're going to lose more if you don't sell. Not only is it being delisted, you don't even have real shares. They will be worthless soon.

[Anonymous No.19270803]

>>19270765
But then you’re holding many of the companies that are going to fail, and it looks like many of them won’t survive the year.

[Anonymous No.19270805]

>>19270645
Or should i say what do you expect to make at least 25% for the upcoming 2-3 days?

[Anonymous No.19270807]

>>19270660
At a rate of $18/hr you better hope that the secretary processing this check didn't spend more than 30 seconds reviewing, signing, and logging the check, otherwise it's technically a loss.

[Anonymous No.19270808]

>>19270732
>>19270779
Stop chasing money and stop adjusting your plays everytime you lose a trade. Being profitable isn't about being always right, but managing how much you lose.

[Anonymous No.19270811]

>>19270250
SELLING MRNA AFTER BUYING AT 24

[Anonymous No.19270813]

>>19270761
>claims portfolio down 50%
>NVDA at ATH literally today

[Anonymous No.19270815]

>>19270761
Stick it in haliburton. It will be at 10k the same time your coffee stock becomes a penny stock. Dont listen to me, I'm losing my ass off today though

[Anonymous No.19270817]

>>19270761
when did you buy in ?
at $3 ?

[Anonymous No.19270823]

>>19270807
Why would it take more than 30 seconds, endorse it, do a journal entry and add it to the deposit slip. Maybe 15 seconds

[Anonymous No.19270828]

>>19270811
What did u sell at

[Anonymous No.19270834]

>>19270250
Ever selling this apple

[Anonymous No.19270839]

>>19270788
I heard a guy on the radio a few years ago say that as a general rule just don't buy airlines or automakers. Historically you get btfo holding these stocks long term versus so many other safe investments. It makes sense when we see time after time the need for bailouts and stock offerings to save these companies. That said, if you go short term anything could happen.

[Anonymous No.19270841]

>>19270803
over the long term they always go up and better yet they always outperform

nothing personal kid

[Anonymous No.19270842]

>>19270834
ouch

[Anonymous No.19270849]

Squids

[Anonymous No.19270852]

>>19270808
Don’t tell me what to do. I treat the stock market like a casino but with way less blacks shitting it up.

[Anonymous No.19270855]

>>19270817
yeah at around 3$..

[Anonymous No.19270859]

>>19270839
>not buying F

[Anonymous No.19270861]

>>19270834
Come on dude it's nine years and it's only like $40k. There were better things to do than hold that shit.

[Anonymous No.19270865]

>>19270604
>that could mean rehearsals and stunt training via Zoom
>stunt training via Zoom

[Anonymous No.19270872]

>>19270839
going long on auto makers or airlines right now is a 100 percent great investment. Anyone arguing that is retarded

[Anonymous No.19270874]

>>19270849
based and squidpilled

[Anonymous No.19270877]

>>19270761
>dropped 5 figures on a stock because some strangers on the internet said to
>doesn't know the difference between lose and loose
Nice LARP, kiddo. Have another (you)

[Anonymous No.19270896]

Sara is looking cute as HECK today
>>19270771
Fuck yeah garter straps

>>19270841
*sips*
True, and I’ve got a ton of VTSAX, but I’m not adding to indexes until we have better visibility through this crisis.

[Anonymous No.19270898]

>>19270811
i did the same thing lmao sold at 35, i'm still seething to this day

[Anonymous No.19270901]

>>19270861
$40k? The value has quadrupled since then, that $23k would have been $100k now

[Anonymous No.19270916]

>>19270861
That's a cost average of 47.78 dollars after the splits apple has gone though, that would be over $100K now

[Anonymous No.19270918]

>>19270828
I don't even know because my broker's history doesn't go that far, but 35 or something would be a good bet. I remember I had 25~% gain.

[Anonymous No.19270920]

>>19270604
>get excited for Bioshock movie
>click the link
>not a Bioshock movie

fucking trash the bull market continues outside of Hollywood

[Anonymous No.19270922]

>Oil at -4%

[Anonymous No.19270946]

>>19270896
might I recommend VTMGX? it's a great international index that doesn't include China (because FUCK CHINA) and it's got a fat divvie yield and tons of room to the upside from after the crash

[Anonymous No.19270964]

>>19270852
Ah you are me

[Anonymous No.19270966]

>>19270922
copper -2%

Very bad sign.

[Anonymous No.19270976]

anyone here uses an iron condor? how effective is it vs a simple vertical spread?

[Anonymous No.19270989]

>>19270966
No matter what happens just hold guys, we have time on our side. Not trying to boomerpost but buying even now in damaged sectors is not a bad idea. Just hold through this craziness and you will make it.

[Anonymous No.19271000]

>>19270604
>two years of coughing sometimes, and 90+ year olders being removed as social security leeches
oh no what will we do

[Anonymous No.19271009]

>>19270989
it is the worst idea, but line always goes up.

[Anonymous No.19271030]

>>19270920
>wanting vidya movies
>wanting HOLLYWOOD to produce vidya movies
ngmi

[Anonymous No.19271038]

>>19271009
this is short sighted zoomer thought. If you're buying correctly you can get blue chip stocks for 20-100 dollars less than they are usually at. Sorry doomer faggot, its not always going to be like this. Sorry about your attention span

[Anonymous No.19271052]

>anon you didnt scoop NNDM under $3 agAIN??

[Anonymous No.19271051]

>>19270989
I am unironically planning to blow my 2nd stimulus on 100 shares of PLAY.

[Anonymous No.19271059]

>>19270250
I sold GOOG in October 2011. Relatively it was worth $250 at that time. I only had 15 shares but that would be like $20k instead of $3.5k if I held

[Anonymous No.19271065]

>>19271030
I'm just saying our best chance for a good Bioshock movie is where the funding is there

90% chance it's awful but a man can dream

[Anonymous No.19271101]

Thoughts on $PD?

[Anonymous No.19271108]

>>19271009
>>19271038


How is buying during this dip a bad idea anon? You can make a ton of money if you have self-discipline and don't wimp out and sell.

[Anonymous No.19271138]

I told you retards to buy bsx yesterday
You're still in time to ride a 20% appreciation train though!

Most of their business is in elective surgeries but don't get fooled by the word elective, this surgeries need to be done sooner rather than later! It's not the same as plastic surgery.
The stock is too battered because of this and because of some capital restructure but there's only one way to go now and it's up!

[Anonymous No.19271140]

>>19271101
>company is so shitty that the crash in March had almost zero effect on the trend
lmao go for it

[Anonymous No.19271143]

>>19271059
>2011
That's almost a decade though, how much profit has the 3.5k made since then through other investments? Inb4 "-100%"

[Anonymous No.19271157]

>>19271038
Yeah, sure, if you just randomly compare numbers on a graph it looks like they are 20-100 dollars cheaper, which isn't even correct right now for most stocks.

They have their valuation for a reason and this doesn't take into account the amazing hopium train the stock market is on right now.

Check out what happens, when you have bought the top of any historical recession. Do you really wanna tell me FAANGs deserve their current valuation? NASDAQ is touching its previous ATH.

But I see, you have bought and now you cannot be objective anymore. Looks like you got too much skin in the game. Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.19271175]

>>19271059

did you remember to factor in the split around ~2015 when each of your shares would become one GOOG and one GOOGL

[Anonymous No.19271182]

>>19271108
You are probably a guy who is buying cruises, airlines and finacial companies right now, because their numbers are so low, right? dear god...classical biz

[Anonymous No.19271183]

>>19270976
Theta decay is better and It's plenty easy to adjust your position if the market moves against you. That said, Iron condors are only good positions if implied volatility is higher than what realized volatility ends up being. At the moment, I believe it'll be the reverse so I'd rather be gamma scalping.

[Anonymous No.19271184]

>>19271143
I’m pretty sure I cashed out and bought beer with it. I was like 22 and in the Army at the time, not my best years for decision making

[Anonymous No.19271196]

>>19271157
reddit spacing and bear cope

[Anonymous No.19271207]

>>19271175
No, I was only looking at GOOG. So does that mean it would be double?

[Anonymous No.19271212]

>>19271207
yes

that is what it means

[Anonymous No.19271227]

>>19270811
>>19270898
I did the same.

IT NOT A BAD SELL.
Selling on green is always good.
GREED=BAD.

I actually got on MRNA like 3 times. All green.
Never regret selling on green!

If you always sell on green, you never lose!

[Anonymous No.19271234]

>>19271212
That’s unfortunate

[Anonymous No.19271253]

>>19271196
Epic response.

[Anonymous No.19271302]

need to glaze morgans footpusy

[Anonymous No.19271303]

>not just fucking buying MSCI momentum

SHIGGY DIGGY

[Anonymous No.19271307]

>tfw sold BJ calls yesterday at open for 40% profit
>tfw same contracts up 10x now

[Anonymous No.19271317]

>>19271234
indeed

[Anonymous No.19271318]

>>19270250
>Post the worst financial decision you've ever made
How to bet on the right one and still lose money.

[Anonymous No.19271324]

Lads, here to give you some more obvious money makers.

DKNG will be jumping a lot in the next few weeks.

PHUN cheap as shit and will be going up a lot the next few months.

[Anonymous No.19271346]

>>19270922
>>19270966
For anyone interested, there are commodity indices that track the overall commodity markets. Kind of like the S&P for stocks. I would say it's difficult to make trades on specific commodities based off these, but it helps give an overall picture whether they are being bought or sold. I personally like:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refinitiv_Equal_Weight_Commodity_Index, but you should look into how the different indices weight the different commodities and decide which is most relevant to you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_price_index

[Anonymous No.19271352]

bros I just hate bobo and anime so goddamn much

[Anonymous No.19271353]

>not just buying msci momentum

[Anonymous No.19271358]

>>19271318
why on earth are you using degiro ? hurts my eyes

[Anonymous No.19271368]

>>19271352
What about bulls and anime?

[Anonymous No.19271381]

Mess with the crabb-O you get stabb-O!

[Anonymous No.19271386]

SPY fighting for its fucking life, I need it to hit 291.5

[Anonymous No.19271389]

Who else /SPY puts/???

[Anonymous No.19271392]

>>19271358
What do you suggest?
Trading212? IB?

[Anonymous No.19271399]

>>19271157
>Do you really wanna tell me FAANGs deserve their current valuation
Of course. Why wouldn't they?
Internet based business models. Not affected in the slightest. If anything they are worth more than before.

[Anonymous No.19271419]

>>19271389
here, and spotify

[Anonymous No.19271424]

>>19271386

You’re out of luck today. It’s crab mode all day

[Anonymous No.19271426]

>>19270300
That picture is 10/10. Jesus christ kek.

[Anonymous No.19271431]

>>19271392
ib or saxobank

[Anonymous No.19271441]

>>19271368
50% good

always bullish but always ready to beat the shit out of my son if he starts watching anime

[Anonymous No.19271443]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.19271447]

I bought TQQQ calls today

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19271469]

>>19271389
i'm just uhh... really depressed because so many people made the ultimate sacrifice to protect my freedom and give me the opportunity to have a market. I'm probably not going to even buy anything just take some cash and i dunno... probably booze it up and enjoy my freedom and gf.

[Anonymous No.19271490]

>>19271469

>freedom
>gf

Pick one

[Anonymous No.19271494]

>>19271447
And SPXL now too. I'm going full retard

[Anonymous No.19271505]

I don't feel so good, bros.

[Anonymous No.19271509]

>>19271447
>>19271494
bruh you missed the boat by a week

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19271519]

>>19271490
side bitch is freedom you faggot

[Anonymous No.19271521]

i expected a sell-off before the long weekend but this still hurts to watch
i dont understand why i subject myself to the torture of watching this shit day-by-day when I was fully aware my discounted divvy stocks won't be seeing recovery until 2-3 years. I should know full well by now it's useless to try timing the bottom, even RSI is kinda useless in this market

[Anonymous No.19271527]

Up 6% yesterday down 5% today. The crabbing never ends

[Anonymous No.19271541]

>>19271469
>even baggie has a gf and i don't

[Anonymous No.19271550]

>>19271541
baggie has a bf

[Anonymous No.19271553]

>>19271541
She's an ugly gook so don't feel bad.

[Anonymous No.19271554]

>>19271183
can you tell me more about gamma scalping?

[Anonymous No.19271559]

>>19271182
I am buying Airlines because it is a vital industry and WILL recover although it may take years.

Cruiselines I believe are a dying industry

Banks I am buying but not nearly as much as airlines

[Anonymous No.19271567]

>>19271527
this

[Anonymous No.19271574]

>>19271541
If you lower your standards like he did, you to can have one.

[Anonymous No.19271582]

>>19270073
Based
>>19270096

[Anonymous No.19271586]

>>19271553
This. Anyone can have a gf if you lower your standards enough

[Anonymous No.19271597]

The East can't meme

[Anonymous No.19271599]

Shit.

It won’t let me short the chinkscam bros

[Anonymous No.19271625]

>>19271559
So you are going to baghodl fir years in the hope you break even? Haha God you are dumb

[Anonymous No.19271636]

>>19271559
>Cruiselines I believe are a dying industry
As a frequent cruiser, you couldn't be more wrong. People are still booking for this year even, and plenty get hooked after taking their first cruise. The industry will take longer than airlines to recover, but the big players aren't going anywhere. RCL only needs 30% occupancy to break even.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19271646]

>>19271550
>>19271553
>>19271574
uhh... screw you guys... i'm closing this window.

[Anonymous No.19271647]

PTON up on low vol
make of that what you will
pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.19271654]

Cruises are how poor people travel, they aren't going anywhere. If cruiseliners put their ships into action tomorrow they would be at 40 percent capacity on their first trip

[Anonymous No.19271667]

>>19271469
freedom isn't free baggie
i'm buyin SPY
i'm buyin MURRICAN!

[Anonymous No.19271668]

Just YOLOd a bunch of HPE calls, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.19271672]

>>19271625
anon, I am already positive with my airlines stocks.... it can literally only go up from here. They are priced 70-80% off. Use your brain.

[Anonymous No.19271682]

>>19271559
>I am buying Airlines because it is a vital industry and WILL recover although it may take years.
like are people just ignoring the facts of how horrible it actually is? Are people just plain forgetting that an airline can still file for bankruptcy or be bailed out (both at the expense of shareholders) before things ever pick back up?
tell me which airliner will even break even at half-capacity flights. They are all at very high risk of bankruptcy before a vaccine is developed (in 2 years minimum, and that's hoping we don't get multiple mutated strains by then)

[Anonymous No.19271684]

>>19271672
>files chapter 11

[Anonymous No.19271694]

>>19271654
cruises are a great way to meet milfs, i would assume. i'm going to cash out and go on a carnival princess cruise this summer to bang milfs after a few mai-tais and sweaty game of shuffle board. it's a lot better than getting JEROMED every day

[Anonymous No.19271700]

>>19271672
Well... No, cause stocks can go to zero, or pennies. And just because you're up now doesn't mean you won't get washed out after they kitchen sink Q2 or 3.

[Anonymous No.19271706]

when will this crab market end plz

[Anonymous No.19271707]

>>19271559
cruiselines are definitely not dying. cruises up until covid were more popular than ever.

t. been on like 12 cruises

[Anonymous No.19271708]

>>19271646
Yeah, it's a bf.

[Anonymous No.19271714]

>>19271554
In a nutshell gamma scalping is where you do long straddles + a long or short underlying position in roughly equal quantity but opposite value to the delta value of the straddle. So if your straddle has a delta of 50, you'd short 50 shares because 1 share=1 delta and a short share=-1 delta. Because of gamma, your delta on your overall position will change and you'll either buy or sell the shares of your underlying to get it back to delta-neutral, but you don't want to do it too often or you won't make hardly any money. It's really meant to take advantage of market swings and the objective is to make more off of the market swings than you lose in theta (time decay).

Alternatively you can also do a put/call ratio backspread instead of the straddle.

[Anonymous No.19271715]

>>19271694
I don't know how many single people go on cruises, but I have heard of cruise liners doing singles only cruises which Im sure would be packed full of single women in their 40s-60s

[Anonymous No.19271717]

>>19271694
Do it man, cruises are so fucking cheap to book right now

[Anonymous No.19271719]

also it's hilarious how the DAL fuckers just turned silent the moment it's a red day

[Anonymous No.19271720]

>>19271443
How to get them?
Do they pay daily? Monthy? Over weekend too?

t. total n00b

[Anonymous No.19271729]

>>19271700

True but the majority of the damage to the airlines is already done. The airlines are already receiving federal aid and numbers of individuals flying is already starting to climb back up.

>>19271684
No airline will file chpt 11 fool.

[Anonymous No.19271733]

>>19271684
>gets bailout

[Anonymous No.19271735]

>>19271717
wretched

[Anonymous No.19271744]

Nigger posting til bump limit reached

[Anonymous No.19271753]

either I wake up on the moon on tuesday or not wake up at all

[Anonymous No.19271755]

>>19270661
uWu cute lil bat-muncher in the background
i like the distance between her eyes

[Anonymous No.19271762]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.19271766]

>>19271720
usually pay quarterly, sometimes pay monthly, sometimes pay semi-annually or annually

you have to own the stock before the ex dividend date

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dividend.asp


here's my calendar i've been fine tuning for getting paid dividends every week (DEW)

[Anonymous No.19271772]

>>19271715
>>19271694
I'm 30 and I met my wife on a cruise. They all skew older, but the nightlife is young.

[Anonymous No.19271773]

>>19271729
sounds like you're in deep, bro. It'd be a shame if the invisible hand decided to stick it's thumb up your ass. It'll only take one to make the others take a big shit.

[Anonymous No.19271787]

I'll pay you one hamburgers today for two hamburger tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19271790]

Nigger.

[Anonymous No.19271808]

>>19271755
A little derp can be kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.19271813]

Yo I’m tired of this sideways shit!!

[Anonymous No.19271814]

>>19271773
Yea and if that happens it will be a temporary deal. I have 11K in UAL and 8k in DAL. I am not sweating it what so ever.

[Anonymous No.19271816]

>>19271729
>No airline will file chpt 11 fool
Does no one remember Pan Am?

[Anonymous No.19271827]

>>19271787

Hamburger jew

[Anonymous No.19271833]

now im hungry for burgers

[Anonymous No.19271838]

>>19271827
some might call me the hamburlger

[Anonymous No.19271850]

>>19271833
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/ewh/option-chain

The iShares MSCI Hong Kong ETF seeks to track the investment results of an index composed of Hong Kong equities

is anyburger buying puts

[Anonymous No.19271853]

all im asking is for 292 you faggot bulls

[Anonymous No.19271854]

>>19271816
I bet American is the airline that doesn't make it.

[Anonymous No.19271856]

>>19271790
Based

[Anonymous No.19271860]

>>19271729
Yeah, for now. WFH is becoming a sweeping new modality, there's a good chance that will have far-reaching impacts on travel. High-risk folks are also among the biggest spenders and frequent fliers, so that's something to consider. There's also tons of secondary and tertiary effects of these downturns. I'd bet they're still being billed full-cost for insurance (employee and business liability) and so on, while they're operating in the red. Parking fees, maintenance, seasonality. And given the trajectory it's not looking good for them, honestly.

[Anonymous No.19271870]

>>19271715
yeah i'm guessing it's a mixed crowd with 40-60% couples and then the rest are "girlfriend getaway" types age 35+. i doubt there's many women going alone. women don't do shit alone these days. unless they're slags going out to get drunk and raped, that's a different story. i'm looking to lockdown a career milf and have her pay for everything and use me for sex and i'll just daytrade whilst she's at work for shekelstein.

[Anonymous No.19271871]

>>19271856

Nice body but that hair and face aren’t doin it for me.

[Anonymous No.19271873]

>>19271729
>>19271672
>it can literally only go up from here. They are priced 70-80% off. Use your brain.

At least you are not biased at all and don't understand that fucking airlines keep burning cash every day. fucking millions and wont even be profitable when they hit 70% of their usual operating grade. But you sound very smart and did a lot of research.

[Anonymous No.19271892]

Anyone take the QYLD pill. Pretty low volitility and pays about 11% divy which is paid monthly.

[Anonymous No.19271893]

>put almost a grand into COTY
>they announce a new makeup with Kylie Jenner for Yurop
>green line go up
I figured investing in e-girls would pay off. A great productoof the thot process.

[Anonymous No.19271899]

>>19271870
Basically you are the female equivalent of some retarded college whore looking for a hedge fund manager so she can paint and work on her shitty music all day

[Anonymous No.19271900]

You guys got your stop orders in yesterday right?

[Anonymous No.19271916]

>>19271808
i like them looking a bit "daft" as the british say. bigger distance between eyes usually is cute on women and closer distance means they are bitchier and think they're smart. make of that what you will. in general all women are stoopid. you just have to pick and choose the ones who know they are stupid and just want to wear outfits before getting pumped.

[Anonymous No.19271917]

>>19271900
no, fuck stops

[Anonymous No.19271921]

>>19271871
Yeah that’s the whole point of black women

[Anonymous No.19271923]

i sold at open

[Anonymous No.19271924]

>>19271900

I don’t stop and I don’t sell

[Anonymous No.19271933]

>>19271923
what did he see?

[Anonymous No.19271934]

>>19271856
So that's where all the projector screens went.

[Anonymous No.19271936]

>>19271924
You know you're supposed to stop the bleeding right...

[Anonymous No.19271941]

>>19271893
>COTY
damn that's a nice curve up might pick some up, thanks anon

>>19271899
yes. i'm the inverse cuck. i want to fuck a ton of women regardless of their relationship status and extract money/gifts from women. it's the only thing that will motivate me to work out.

[Anonymous No.19271944]

Give me a cheapie to purchase

[Anonymous No.19271947]

>>19270072
JUST TELL ME WHEN THE PAIN IS OVERRRRRRR....AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19271948]

>>19271933
*smell

[Anonymous No.19271965]

fuck this retarded market, went to bed with european markets dumping and now they’re green with american markets crabbing

[Anonymous No.19271979]

>>19271936
Just buy more. All I do unless it's a non divvy swing trading stock.

[Anonymous No.19271984]

>>19271965
Jerome and the PPT never sleep, anon.
prepare for mid-day pump into green, we need pozitive vibes for the memorial day.

[Anonymous No.19271993]

Make New thread you nigger

[Anonymous No.19271997]

>>19271965
We're going to close solidly green too

[Anonymous No.19272004]

PTON now up 2%
i'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.19272013]

prepare for lunch dump

[Anonymous No.19272020]

>>19271997
How about you make a solidly nigger thread you black fucking bastard

[Anonymous No.19272025]

>>19271993
with no fucking anime please

[Anonymous No.19272033]

>>19272025

Fuck this. Make the most cunny anime thread ever

[Anonymous No.19272035]

>>19272004
>anime
>i'm financially ruined
There is a god...

[Anonymous No.19272051]

>>19272013
its gonna be a lunch pump to stop the bears and then continue down in the afternoon followed by a 10% rally at 3:30 by the fed to close green

[Anonymous No.19272056]

>>19272025

[Anonymous No.19272062]

What the fuck I thiught all these chink stocks were supposed to crash

[Anonymous No.19272064]

>>19272033
Anime is fine. Pedophilia isn't. Hang yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.19272071]

enjoying anime is a mental illness

[Anonymous No.19272076]

>>19272064

What if they’re actually 1000 years old faggot

[Anonymous No.19272087]

>>19272051
>3:30
sounds right

[Anonymous No.19272092]

>>19272071
based

[Anonymous No.19272095]

>>19270072
real talk /biz/ is harvesting a 30% gain good?

[Anonymous No.19272101]

Why is diversifying bad other than Warren Buffet saying so?

[Anonymous No.19272109]

>>19272095
no one ever went broke taking profits or something

[Anonymous No.19272129]

>>19271816
Maybe AAL or UAL but DAL and LUV are nowhere near that point.

[Anonymous No.19272134]

>>19272076
You know they aren't.

[Anonymous No.19272138]

MAKE A THREAD YOU FUCKING NEGROES
WHO CARES IF THE OP IS DBZ JUST MAKE THE FUCKING SHIT

[Anonymous No.19272142]

>>19272109
thanks

[Anonymous No.19272149]

NEW
>>19272146
>>19272146
>>19272146

>>19272146
>>19272146
>>19272146

[Anonymous No.19272251]

>>19272095
https://m1.finance/a0vxhW6K6v41
up 31% yoy and not trading like a complete spastic

[Anonymous No.19272420]

>>19271766
Nice level of OCD autism. Respect. Actually not a bunch of dogshit stonks either. I like your style.

[Anonymous No.19272623]

>>19271559
Business trips will never be the same. If people can Skype, they will

[Anonymous No.19272636]

>>19271559
And I hope you're buying c and jpm
Rcl and ccl aren't going anywhere. They just need momentum from good news

[Anonymous No.19272902]

>>19271559
any oils?

[Anonymous No.19272966]

>>19270859
>buying F