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Wonder if anybody's ever had a race while doing this, like two+ teams of a dude holding his gf upside to eat her out while she sucks his dick and they have to run from one side of a field to another.

Could we profit off this?

>> No.19215743
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>>19215716
YWN

>> No.19215770

>>19215743
don't worry, your wife will have done this many times. you can ask her what it was like while she begrudgingly falls asleep after refusing you sex for the hundredth time in a row

>> No.19215774

>>19215743
I have, it's really not that great. Getting rimmed is a lot better

>> No.19215785

>>19215716
Just how tiny is the dick of the one upside down?

>> No.19215818

>>19215770
Man, sounds like this is coming from experience. Sorry anon I’m here if you need to talk.

>> No.19215840

>>19215743
Just go outside and meet some girls. It's really not that hard. It has never been easier to get laid if you're willing to put in a tiny bit of effort.

>> No.19215858

>>19215785
based man poster

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>>19215840

>> No.19215862

>>19215774
Tbh to me the whole point of 69ing is to get off whilst having to use the absolute bare minimum of your muscular strength so this kinda defeats the purpose, unless you're racing.

>> No.19215872

>>19215840
>anon talks to a girl
>contracts COVID
>doctor discovers underlying congenital heart condition
>anon enters a coma and dies within days

>> No.19215874

>>19215785
I just lost it lol. Fuck you anon

>> No.19215881

>>19215716
ole long dick ice cream penis, I'd recognize that fade anywhere

>> No.19215885

>>19215716
Sex really is gross. Imagine having someones sticky bodily fluids around your fucking mouth. Mmm that pussy juice crusting around my chin, really excellent sensation. Fuck, when are androids coming...

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>>19215840
this fucking elephant gets more action than i do.

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this fucking monkey gets more women than i do.
what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.19215929

>>19215885
>ever eating puss
simp

>> No.19215932

>>19215785
It's just the camera angle. The upside down guy is probably bigger

>> No.19215947

>>19215785
fucking kek

>> No.19215949

>>19215885
t. Virgin

Yeah sex is gross you dumb faggot but so are you. Just quit being such an internet bubble boy and eat some ass. If you get a little toilet paper in your mouth munching box it’s part of the process son, fuckin swallow it.

>> No.19215951

>>19215885
If I know I'm gonna fuck another chick the day after I've already had one I will not bathe cause it gives me a boner to think of that girl licking the other's pussy off my dick. I also just generally dont bathe for a few days afterwards so I can just smell vagina whenever I play with dick

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>> No.19215954

Jannies don’t even delete porn threads now

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>>19215885
U gotta be really horny to eat a bitch out. Your nasty drool + her sweaty pussy + did she pee earlier taste + pussy juice + did she shower. It's worth it if it's your first time

>> No.19215966

gosh i would do anything to suck that cock

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>>19215894
imagine like four of those things groping her at once and tearing her bikini off and playing with her clit and nipples

look at how he pinches the end of his trunk while getting ready to go in, fuck

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>> No.19215986

>>19215954
It's not exactly prime janny time. They're probably asleep

>> No.19215987

>>19215785
Fuck off lmao

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>running 69
never gonna beat me

>> No.19216012

>>19215894
>>19215972
i think i've got a new fetish

>> No.19216020

>>19215840
Ok so i dont have anyone to go with. But where would i go anyway anon? Where do i find these hoes? How do i get the pussy on my pp if I have no social circle and i dont want to become a pua.

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>>19215977
Is this the same cat?

>> No.19216071

>>19216021
is that real

>> No.19216091

>>19216012
I think he's probably thinking they're fruits or something because of how big her exposed tits are, but having said that there are places our there that you can go to where they train all sorts of animals to do shit to women like this.

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>>19215716
Mods deleted our Thailand discussion thread but allow this PORN on what is supposed to be a worksafe board.
WHY????????????

>> No.19216129

>>19216107
Because at least this thread has a serious business proposal

>> No.19216142

>>19216071
Someone please answer

>> No.19216154

>>19216071
>>19216142
It is

>> No.19216219

>>19215716
who's the girl?

>> No.19216238

>>19216219
I wasn't gonna scour the internet looking for a woman in one of these pics all day

>> No.19216367

Does pussy really smell/taste that bad? I wanna make a permanent switch to tgirls since I prefer cocks but I'm a virgin still

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>>19216129
But its porn. Your boss at work is gonna see that before he sees your "serious business proposal" and besides, the image could just be deleted anyway, leaving the thread intact.
What a shit board this is at times

>> No.19216399

>>19215716
Looks uncomfortable

>> No.19216415

>>19215774
For some reason it's more intense for me 69ing than it is just getting a regular bj. Maybe it's the angle or something, but that's just what I've noticed. Getting rimmed is tops though.

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>>19215716

>tfw inb4 jannies

>> No.19216579

>>19216011
>>19216499
standing cartwheel 69s!

>> No.19216587

>>19215743
My bf wants to do this and I'm usually kinda reluctant, I'd rather he warms me up and I give him a great bj before he pounds me. 69ing is just not as intimate or fun.

>> No.19216590

>>19216499
>>tfw inb4 jannies
They aint coming. Apparently this is a 'worksafe' thread on this 'worksafe' board

>> No.19216598

>>19216587
How big is he

>> No.19216668

>>19215785
*Fbi agents at computer 'they're finding new ways to make the joke'

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>>19216598
He's big in height and has a perfectly sized dick, but I'm going to leave the thread cause this is getting too lewd.

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You people are fucking cancer

>> No.19216699

>>19216590
Take a look at this backwards prude. Kek. You're in for a rude awakening if you think explicit nudity and softcore porn won't become part of your every day public life soon. Rightly so. Just look at nature. Do you think animals have a problem doing it in front of one another? No, they don't. Restricting sexuality to the confines of one's bedroom is a patriarchical social construct that needs to be torn down.

But then 4chan is a white supremacist website. So why should I surprised? Heh.

>> No.19216714

>>19215716
stop abuse women like that

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>>19215785

>> No.19216725

>>19216699
If I want to look at porn, I'll go on a porn website. The amount of bait porn threads on this board is getting out of hand and I've been here since 2016. Mods should start handing permabans.

>> No.19216727

>>19216692
just think about his junk getting bigger in your mouth, the precum starting to flow onto your tongue, and you should be alright

>>19216695
woman detected

>> No.19216821

>>19216695
>Brave browser

based

>> No.19216942

>>19215716
my dick's like half his size.

>> No.19216970

>>19215716
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME....

>> No.19216975

>>19215953
Cats literally have to rape to reproduce tho wtf

>> No.19217041

>>19215953
what did she mean by this?
>>19216975
I've heard that's not actually true. I know female cats scream when they are getting fucked, but apparently it's like screams of pleasure. But really how are we going to know? It's not like they can tell us.

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>>19216699
I am more pissed off with the fact that the jannies deleted the Thailand thread which was a good thread, compared to this excremental garbage

>> No.19217363

>>19215716
stunning and brave

>> No.19218172

>>19217065
And in the meantime, we now have loli poop threads.
Fuck the jannies and fuck the mods. Why can't these guys do their jobs?