/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19202240]

John Jacob Astor edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>19200954

[Anonymous No.19202329]

what do i buy everything is green

[Anonymous No.19202343]

>>19202240

[Anonymous No.19202352]

So, negative WTI isn't happening again right?

[Anonymous No.19202355]

WHAT IS THIS FUCKER SAYING??? HOLY SHIT HOW IS ZOOM $200
GARBAGE WEBCAM APP

[Anonymous No.19202361]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT I GOT FUCKED TODAY, BIZ... AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY...

[Anonymous No.19202365]

>>19202329
nothing

[Anonymous No.19202371]

Should I buy SPY puts? It's looking like it's stalling out at resistance again and fall back down to 280

[Anonymous No.19202375]

I got fucked today /biz/... but in a very good way

[Anonymous No.19202378]

Jpow is a criminal

[Anonymous No.19202382]

>the shills spill into /smg/
this is going to be very interesting

[Anonymous No.19202386]

>>19202355
Zoom is going to crash when social distancing is over.

[Anonymous No.19202391]

Already regretting my chegg and wayfair puts I bought this morning why am I retarded

[Anonymous No.19202395]

>>19202329
Accooooomulate cash and wait to pounce on the next dip, fren.

[Anonymous No.19202405]

>>19202329
Wait a day, market doesn't know what it wants to do today.
very boring day

[Anonymous No.19202408]

>>19202375

[Anonymous No.19202411]

>>19202405
market might unironically be watching oil contracts.

[Anonymous No.19202418]

Trump is conman faggot just using china to get elected just like he used mehico and all is forgotten about the wall.

[Anonymous No.19202426]

>>19202361
>>19202375
Is this still a forced meme?

[Anonymous No.19202429]

this is literally no different than microsoft skype or even discord
american market is a joke driving zoom stock to $200 for a shitty webcam app

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19202430]

>>19202386
watching this live stream is making me want to short the fuck out of this zoomer shit that's been marketed to boomers.

[Anonymous No.19202438]

>RTX
oh thank fuck.

[Anonymous No.19202440]

Where my /animebros/ at?

[Anonymous No.19202493]

RIP Luckin. Be delisted.

[Anonymous No.19202502]

>>19202438
this, I cant decide if I get off this ride now that im breaking even or hold on

[Anonymous No.19202508]

is this guy seriously upset at jpow for fucking over his shorts? lmao

[Anonymous No.19202511]

STONKS

[Anonymous No.19202512]

>Hollen about to breakdown

[Anonymous No.19202517]

I almost bought a SRNE call at 4.94 but I decided against it
guess I'll be sitting this one out

[Anonymous No.19202533]

>>19202438
Sell today, or hodl?
China FUD getting stronger

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19202543]

>>19202429
I was asking this few days ago, some wannabe knower of zoom tried to convince me theres as much zoom compatible eco system devices as there is for skype and its literally better than MS product bundle
Im still waiting on examples of said tech

[Anonymous No.19202544]

is it already time to buy mREITs?

[Anonymous No.19202555]

fuck anime

[Anonymous No.19202568]

When is powell talkerinooo?

[Anonymous No.19202572]

That Trump border wall is never getting built, is it

[Anonymous No.19202581]

>>19202502
I myself i'm trying to break even to get on the cheap ETFs. I think I made an impulse buy on RTX

[Anonymous No.19202591]

>>19202572
As long as the dems control the house, no way

[Anonymous No.19202592]

>>19202568
Has already been for an hour dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.19202599]

>>19202429
Dead wrong friendo. Zoom is infiltrated by China and has crippling security vulnerabilities ( like claiming encryption they don't have at all)

[Anonymous No.19202608]

What sort of routine do I need to do to get as strong as this 2960 resistance?

[Anonymous No.19202609]

>>19202581
same, idk what I was thinking putting 5 grand into RTX. I bought the hype and learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.19202621]

>>19202572
It costs too much money unfortunately

[Anonymous No.19202622]

??? wtf is this 90 year old boomer saying
literally inaudible

[Anonymous No.19202625]

>They didn't buy REFR at 1.66

[Anonymous No.19202627]

>>19202572

It's been under construction. The only news media you will find reporting on it are border papers complaining about it, while the MSM tries to hide the fact he managed to bully funding through and start building.

[Anonymous No.19202637]

SHRM is love

SHRM is life

Another massive green day. Where's the dump the boomers keep talking about?

[Anonymous No.19202638]

Kek, Fool article on RTX;should you buy the dip now? They said yes. Dumb asses, the real dip happened last week, your late to the game.

[Anonymous No.19202643]

>>19202609
10k here and I bought the RTX stock at 67 per share. I have literally long ways to go. I doubt I'll see it raise to that price this week but i'm hoping.

[Anonymous No.19202648]

>>19202627
what they are constructing isnt a wall

[Anonymous No.19202656]

Anyone else just dumbfounded and literally nothing looks good to be bullish or bearish against at this point? Nothing looks like a buy to me. We have entered the absurdist art phase.

[Anonymous No.19202659]

>>19202405
>very boring day
Very boring in the sense of you can see that storm cloud on the horizon and it keeps getting bigger and darker but hasn't arrived yet. The scariest thing going on lately is random garbage mooning. That is usually a sign of trouble.

[Anonymous No.19202660]

>>19202572
No because both neo-cons and neo-libs are committed to fucking the american people with unlimited illegal immigration for muh businesses.

[Anonymous No.19202663]

>>19202440
yo

[Anonymous No.19202669]

>>19202648

Ok then, shifted goalposts

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19202688]

>>19202659
>Very boring in the sense of you can see that storm cloud on the horizon and it keeps getting bigger and darker but hasn't arrived yet.
yup, and theres like no wind at all smfh

[Anonymous No.19202689]

>>19202648
> t.kike

try again, jew. right is what is going up, the left is what is being replaced.

[Anonymous No.19202693]

>>19202669
Im not arguing with you Im just pointing it out

[Anonymous No.19202694]

>wah wod wa wa wud wa
Let this senile fucks get COVID

[Anonymous No.19202699]

>>19202572
wouldnt matter anyways, most illegals come from migrant workers overstaying visas, something which trump has expanded

[Anonymous No.19202709]

>>19202656
wait until friday. the fed pumps on monday, crab walks, falls over a a cliff on friday. bought all back up to prop it up

[Anonymous No.19202718]

what is the desk tapping noise whenever he talks

[Anonymous No.19202721]

>>19202689
English must not be your first language, things not pictured in this image; Walls

[Anonymous No.19202730]

>>19202621
Not even. The DARE program cost more. A couple billion for a presidential pet project is nothing.

[Anonymous No.19202732]

>>19202659
Luckily I am swimming in my shiny rocks right now and will watch from the sunny side.

[Anonymous No.19202734]

>NVDA
Anybody else NVDA chads here?
I feel so dumb I fucked up the other day and sold my 350 calls to fund some dumb shit I was doing. I got back in with 400 calls but still, I'd be ITM and not giving a fuck right now if I still had my 350s.

[Anonymous No.19202740]

>>19202693

I can't conceive of a reason why anyone would take the minute to type that response unless they had some level of investment (positive or negative) in sounding that out. I mean, it's a wall. It's getting built. He successfully navigated funding through the DoD where Congress refused. They tried to stonewall him in court and he won those contests as well. It's actually low key brilliant.

[Anonymous No.19202755]

>>19202440
right here anon

[Anonymous No.19202757]

>he didn't buy NNDM an hour ago
Must feel terrible.

[Anonymous No.19202758]

>>19202740
its not a wall sorry, its a fence

[Anonymous No.19202760]

>>19202718
schizophrenic lawyering. he wants to add ORDER ORDER OR

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19202761]

>>19202689
I like how the democrats manufactured a pandemic crisis to crash the economy and put all their constituents out of work. Way to fucking go democrats. Now there's no money for real problems like the illegals that come into this country bringing their diseases.

[Anonymous No.19202781]

>>19202637
BASED

[Anonymous No.19202790]

>>19202758

[Anonymous No.19202800]

>>19202544
my portfolio is 50% into REITs and i'm slowly up.
Things are going good. That's 10% div yield with payout ratio of ~60% too. This is my "safe" stock because Trudeau is being very generous on business wage subsidies and corono NEETbux.
dunno what the situation in US is like for REITs, i'm curious if anyone would like to shed their thoughts

[Anonymous No.19202804]

>>19202790
It is, Im happy its being built. I voted for trump. Its not a wall

[Anonymous No.19202813]

who was the greek philosopher who refused to take place in arguments because the meanings of words were constantly changing

[Anonymous No.19202814]

Is the CMO (Janine Pelosi) of zoom related to Nancy Pelosi?

[Anonymous No.19202817]

anything good?

I had to take a break from the Jews and powerless congress members acting like they can steer fed policy at all.

[Anonymous No.19202820]

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/today-in-scary-numbers-pandemic-could-cost-global-economy-82-trillion-2020-05-19?mod=home-page

82 Trillion. This number is a joke alone. How can anyone justify that?

>Don't read the full article, it is garbage.

[Anonymous No.19202838]

SOXL has topped out at $144.50 for a month straight. Think I might sell here.

[Anonymous No.19202841]

>>19202820
>Marketwatch

Marketwatch is the Daily Mail of finance.

[Anonymous No.19202843]

When your bored as hell watching Training videos, ticker watching on google becomes an interesting past time. As such I bagged RTX at 53.21 a share. Also bagged WFC as well. Bagged GE yesterday. Half off sales are good indeed.. Double the profit with very little effort, just sit on my ass and wait. If it goes over half, hey works for me.

[Anonymous No.19202846]

>china bad

[Anonymous No.19202848]

>>19202820
I mean, its not wrong necessarily. With currency leveraging, were going to spend that easily

[Anonymous No.19202863]

Anyone selling call options on round two of Trumpbux?

If the house & senate can agree on something, SPY will finally blast through 300. But I think we're just going to bounce between current support and resistance levels without another airdrop from the fed.

[Anonymous No.19202865]

>>19202820
priced in faggot, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19202866]

>>19202814
Probably. She loves that chink dick and zoom is owned by the chinks

[Anonymous No.19202871]

>>19202343
>>19202352
>>19202411
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19202878]

HE IS LITERALLY REFERENCING THE GOAT MEME

[Anonymous No.19202879]

>>19202820
How badly will the coronavirus pandemic impact the economy? Does $82 trillion sound not good?

[Anonymous No.19202890]

>>19202572
>>19202648
>no wall shilling
Wow, I thought they gave up on this angle? Everyone knows the wall is being built despite the constant media lies. Why bring back this talking point? Are shills just that desperate after impeachment blew up in their face and the virus didnt stick?

[Anonymous No.19202895]

>>19202608
Is this strength achievable natty?

[Anonymous No.19202904]

>>19202846
>china good

[Anonymous No.19202916]

BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA
BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA
BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA
BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA
BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA
BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA
BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA
BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA
BLACKROCK = CHINA
>BLACKROCK = CHINA

[Anonymous No.19202929]

I want one of those happy ending massages

[Anonymous No.19202931]

To the bottom we go

[Anonymous No.19202938]

>>19202240
I AM REQUESTING EVERYONES STRONGEST PAJEET ENERGY. I WILL USE IT TO SUMMON MASSIVE GAINS FOR MY PENNYSTOCKS

GOOD RETURNS AND ACQUIRED PRICE TARGETS WILL COME TO, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST:
"please to buy the SAVA, sir"

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19202940]

>>19202890
since trump never got the wall done should we vote for joe? he can get it done right?

[Anonymous No.19202942]

>>19202931
>you will get another chance to buy the bottom
blessed

[Anonymous No.19202947]

>>19202929
That's the 1st thing I'm doing when lockdowns are restricted

[Anonymous No.19202952]

ROCK THE BLOCK = BLACKED CHINA
>ROCK THE BLOCK = BLACKED CHINA
ROCK THE BLOCK = BLACKED CHINA
>ROCK THE BLOCK = BLACKED CHINAROCK THE BLOCK = BLACKED
>ROCK THE BLOCK = BLACKED CHINA
ROCK THE BLOCK = BLACKED CHINA
>ROCK THE BLOCK = BLACKED CHINA

ORDER ORDER ORD

[Anonymous No.19202953]

>>19202800
They seem like they are likely to recover the slowest and risky short term, with huge upside potential.

[Anonymous No.19202965]

>>19202929
They’re great. I can’t wait until my governor Wheels McChaddington allows jerk off parlors to open back up.

[Anonymous No.19202969]

>>19202846
Fuck china they need fire bombed.

[Anonymous No.19202976]

>>19202940

Instead of border control and deportations we will get a deluge of millions who will be offered free taxpayer funded healthcare and a driver's license

[Anonymous No.19202975]

>>19202938
whats the meme behind SAVA? looks like it already dumped last week and could go another dollar down

[Anonymous No.19202982]

Can anyone explain to me the difference between owning VUG and MGK?

[Anonymous No.19202983]

>>19202940
if by "done" you mean bulldoze the thing over, then yes he will get the wall "done".

[Anonymous No.19202988]

I'm still kind of fleshing out this idea, so it's just a hypothesis at the moment, but does anyone else think this could be another "post WW2" moment for the United States? As in, the United States comes out more powerful than before while all the other countries in the World get shit on (except for China, obviously)?

No countries were prepared for the pandemic and it's taking a massive toll on the whole world. I think everyone's initial reaction was that CHINA were the only ones to benefit from this. But now we're starting to see signs that the USA might have been in the best position to rebound quickly and effectively after this whole pandemic. If some more shit goes our way in the next few years, USA could have its second "post World War" power surge. I think this time China will too, though.

[Anonymous No.19202995]

>>19202953
Theta’s finna boutta kill my SPY calls. I think next pump I’ll cash out and settle for only 400% gains :(

[Anonymous No.19202997]

THE FED IS OFFICIALLY RELEASING DEBIT CARDS
HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.19202999]

>>19202938
Just buy small cap tech stocks dumbo.

[Anonymous No.19203011]

China, what should we do about them?

[Anonymous No.19203020]

>burs

[Anonymous No.19203024]

>>19202975
it didn't meet a primary endpoint for its main Alzheimer drug, due to wildly varying biomarker levels in both groups (drug + placebo)
nothing lost, but the market did not like that news
it settled a little above $2 on massive volumes, so i'm feeling bullish now

[Anonymous No.19203025]

>>19202988
ok

[Anonymous No.19203037]

oil looks like it wants to off itself, but the kikes dont let it.

[Anonymous No.19203049]

>>19202800
U are a psycho.

Even if the stock market keeps zooming forever, REITs are fucked once debt payments come up in Aug at latest.

Banks are gonna own all that shit by years end, lots of cities are gonna have large sections that look like Baltimore, just too many squatters for police to meaningfully manage.

[Anonymous No.19203050]

>>19202997
>JPOW issued debit cards
>each is a mini-money printer
BASED

[Anonymous No.19203060]

>>19203024
so the news was bad and theres no expected good news soon? its just a gut feeling?

[Anonymous No.19203070]

>>19202800
I have a 2% play in REITs. I carefully picked a batch that were primarily residential, steering well clear of anything holding commercial leases.

My expectation is that of the group I picked, 2 will file for bankruptcy in a year. 3 will be flat. But maybe 2 give me a 25% yield a year from now at penny stock prices. It's a risky play, no doubt. Nobody knows the full effect of forbearance and defaults yet. But past financial crises have proven out that MBS, at least the residential sector, get a bailout if it creates a systemic risk.

>This is not financial advice, do your own research and risk assessment. blah blah.

[Anonymous No.19203081]

I got fucked by /biz/ in a tropical kinda way

[Anonymous No.19203085]

>>19202863
why would you sell not buy calls then if you expect spy to go up

[Anonymous No.19203105]

buy NUMI tomorrow if you wanna make it

[Anonymous No.19203116]

>>19202988
It's gonna be a post WW2 moment, but anyone short of 10M isn't gonna be in the rising tide

[Anonymous No.19203120]

Any of you guys still holding Luckin?

[Anonymous No.19203126]

Hey bears, what flavor of cope are you currently smoking?

1. The Fed is rigging the market
2. The market doesn't understand the situation
3. The market is being held up for political purposes

[Anonymous No.19203138]

>>19203105
That’s not a ticker

[Anonymous No.19203139]

>>19203105
>NUMI
organic tea?

[Anonymous No.19203149]

>>19202800
US REITs and Canada are two massively different ballgames. 50% is too rich for my blood, but it’s a solid section. Rich immigrants in the GTA continue...

[Anonymous No.19203152]

>>19202988
WW2 was 4 years of blue balling the economy that resulted in the Boomers. I don’t think we’re there after only 3 months.

[Anonymous No.19203153]

So.. all my predictions for Live Nation came true. Their EPS was -1/share (even before the worse 2nd quarter results), they have effectively no revenue coming in, they have to pay back refunds en masse, and major live events are basically cancelled for 2020. Even pro sports will be played without fans. For a company that was already facing debt troubles this is a potential coup de grace. But it doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter. Still floating up and only down 25% on the year.

[Anonymous No.19203154]

>>19203126
Being either a bear or a bull is retarded right now. It's not like we are at 295 the first time.

[Anonymous No.19203161]

YO

YOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19203164]

>>19203126
Everybody is retarded but me

[Anonymous No.19203165]

>>19203126
Abbo flinging roadkill boiling to ensue is in my pipe

[Anonymous No.19203166]

>>19202982
VUG
>0.04 expense
>higher volume
>less concentrated holdings

MGK
>0.07 expense
>lower volume
>more concentrated holdings

[Anonymous No.19203169]

>>19203060
the news wasn't bad, but they'll need to adjust for those biomarker variations.

[Anonymous No.19203170]

>>19202988
It depends on whether EU can reorganize itself using this pandemic as their chance

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19203177]

>>19203126
>2. The market doesn't understand the situation

[Anonymous No.19203179]

>>19203126
I was bull until we hit 295. Now bear until we hit 280. Then I'll be back to bull :^)

[Anonymous No.19203183]

>>19203105
Do you guys just make up random ticker names or is it some anime thing?

[Anonymous No.19203184]

It's painful to read this fucking shit

[Anonymous No.19203192]

just woke up from my nap

did the market crash yet

wheres the fucking dump

[Anonymous No.19203195]

Whoever shilled HUYA yesterday tyvm. Those calls were delicious. I’m selling pre earnings made a nice 60%

[Anonymous No.19203207]

We're red. I knew I should have bought that 292 put

[Anonymous No.19203223]

>>19203126
4. Le second wave

[Anonymous No.19203230]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.19203237]

>>19203126
1 and 3. The market knows full well the situation, which is to unwind overleveraged positions before the dump is allowed to finally happen. REITs are fucked because their model fundamentally doesn't allow them to unwind their positions.

[Anonymous No.19203239]

>>19203126
What if i am bullish for all those three reasons?

[Anonymous No.19203240]

so are we going to crab like this for one year?

[Anonymous No.19203243]

>That F pump

Noooo not my covered call!

[Anonymous No.19203264]

>>19203239
then you are me

[Anonymous No.19203275]

>>19203126
The fed is rigging the market is probably the closest...

Everybody knows stocks are pumping because of the fed. It isnt rocket science. The fed admits it. The numbers prove it.

There is no "recovery"...its simply supply and demand. More money has been created and now you need more of it to buy stocks.

[Anonymous No.19203277]

>>19203166
Thank you based Anon

[Anonymous No.19203287]

>>19203138
It's an ipo. Lists tomorrow. Another mushroom meme.

[Anonymous No.19203296]

>>19203184
I know. Sucks that the chance to backdoor your way into Amazon is closed. Trading is halted so yeah.. the deal is done. Otherwise why even bother..

[Anonymous No.19203297]

>>19203240
i feel like I should sold my inverse ETF but can't find a good time to do so.

[Anonymous No.19203302]

you no longer have to envy Chad
but this goldstonk and bacome a rich Brat
production starts in december : high grade gold , room for expansion , they will reinvest profits for growth.

mmmm juicy stonks

[Anonymous No.19203304]

>>19203239
Then you are based, congrats anon

[Anonymous No.19203312]

>>19202329
Wells Fargo.

[Anonymous No.19203331]

>>19203105
<10% of people in these threads have actual brokerage accounts, they are all zoomers using robinhood

[Anonymous No.19203336]

>>19203302
oops forgot based pic

[Anonymous No.19203343]

Remember when dope stocks were the cool new meme and then most of them had variations of their stocks turning into penny stocks to going belly up all together? This is the fate you choose mushroom bros

[Anonymous No.19203349]

>>19203287
Gross no thx

[Anonymous No.19203353]

>>19202240
I love this Nano Dimension. Got on this morning at $1.40. This thing is going to $10 for a couple reasons... 3D printing, headquartered in ISRAEL, military contracts

[Anonymous No.19203354]

>>19203179
This

[Anonymous No.19203357]

2 of 10 stocks in my watchlist which happen to be the bags I'm holding for today are the ones that aren't + 2.5-3%. Fuck fucking fuck.

[Anonymous No.19203368]

will people move from SHRM to NUMI tomorrow and will the price of SHRM drop then? any psychics/psychos know?

[Anonymous No.19203372]

Anyone have that article made some years ago about how QE creates deflationary pressure not inflationary pressure. How reserve requirements don’t actually fucking matter for banks anymore. How he predicted the next economic downturn we’ll need at least $10trillion+ Injected into the economy. Seems to all be coming true. We’re really on an uncontrollable QE trajectory and iim fucking loving it

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19203377]

>>19203357
15 red positions here, no move at all

[Anonymous No.19203389]

So can anyone explain why QQQ is basically at all time highs again?

[Anonymous No.19203393]

>>19203126
I'm not a bear but all 3 are true

[Anonymous No.19203395]

>>19203377
Everything is green but those 2 that I happen to have are only 1%.

[Anonymous No.19203401]

>>19202329
msft
wmt
baba
low
chwy
tsla
otherwise go bottom fishing in various sectors, start by looking up the various etf tickers like xli, xlf, xly, xlv, et cetera, look up their holdings, and pick your favorites
or just buy long calls on JETS

[Anonymous No.19203409]

>>19203343
MindMed is the one that has all the retarded share structure and people getting in with private deals below market price

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19203418]

>>19203395
theres reason they are bags. Sometimes cheap stuff become cheaper

[Anonymous No.19203420]

>>19203389
Because tech is more or less unaffected or even positively affected by corona

[Anonymous No.19203425]

>>19203389
Consoomers must consoom and techshit is the only thing to spend money on besides Walmart right now

[Anonymous No.19203433]

>>19203389
Good balance sheets, perception of safety in current economic conditions, hopium, and hype.

[Anonymous No.19203441]

>>19203105
> Through Salvation Labs (a Numinus subsidiary), Numinus has a dealer’s licence which allows Numinus to test, possess, buy and sell MDMA, psilocybin, psilocin, DMT and mescaline. Numinus is seeking to expand the licence to include activities such as import/export, testing and R&D. The expanded licence will allow Numinus to support the growing number of studies on the potential benefits of psychedelic therapies through the supply and distribution of these substances.
Wait so they're trying to heal people's emotion problem using MDMA?

[Anonymous No.19203450]

>>19203240
It's a cursive V-shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.19203452]

>>19203389
TQQQ/QQQ has literally been the only stock/etf worth buying for 10 years. Second place is gold etfs.

[Anonymous No.19203454]

>>19203331
Why talk shit about Robinhood? Free options trading and really good margin fees. Dunno anyone who’s as competitively priced.

[Anonymous No.19203471]

SOXL

[Anonymous No.19203491]

>>19203454
>t retard

[Anonymous No.19203494]

>>19203441
Yes, PTSD specifically, and it's promising

[Anonymous No.19203501]

>>19203454
theres nothing wrong with robinhood. Its the cool thing round here with the gamblers to hate on it because they had an outage that one time

[Anonymous No.19203502]

>>19203454
because it's buggy as shit? I have had trailing stop losses just disappear and they have crashed several times during large market movements.

[Anonymous No.19203507]

NNDM - hmm if I get in now I can double my green if hits the 52w high.

[Anonymous No.19203510]

>>19203441
I went to war and my friend died, I’m suddenly sad where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.19203523]

>>19203433
>tech
>good balance sheets
lol

[Anonymous No.19203550]

>>19203523
Name a better time in history to be an Uber or Tesla than during a period of almost limitless free money
You can burn cash forever

[Anonymous No.19203554]

>tfw was holding energy and infrastructure bags until yesterday and missed the $RTX lows of sub $51, the fucking opportunity of a lifetime

Well, I completely liquidated my entire portfolio to go all in on $FSLY. Bros, we’re all going to make, except for bearfags and fags who invest in companies with dealings in Chyna.

[Anonymous No.19203557]

Zoom P/E is 1900. Is this a new record?

[Anonymous No.19203560]

wtf SPY is all over the place right now

[Anonymous No.19203564]

>>19203523
You wanna telle me Apple, Microsoft, Amazon have bad balance sheets?

[Anonymous No.19203571]

UH OH

[Anonymous No.19203574]

>>19203550
Uber is firing all their staff and stopping their self-driving programs, what are you even on about? Musk is admitting shit's so fucked he's forcefully going back online and getting ready to be jailed for it.

[Anonymous No.19203581]

>an error occurred

[Anonymous No.19203592]

[Anonymous No.19203607]

>>19203491
Name a brokerage with better margin.

[Anonymous No.19203609]

>>19203574
>Uber is firing all their staff and stopping their self-driving programs
Well into their 11th year of doing nothing but burn money and only during a crash and they still might survive anyway with easy GIBBS flow.

[Anonymous No.19203610]

>>19202440
Is that zombie trying to eat that girls brain?

[Anonymous No.19203614]

OH NO

[Anonymous No.19203629]

>>19203126
4. Toilet paper is back in the stores
And thats a strong buy signal. So I am bullish

[Anonymous No.19203631]

I swear Elon is going to tweet the N-word one of these days.

[Anonymous No.19203648]

>>19203631

[Anonymous No.19203657]

295 sharp! not red or green. it is gray!

[Anonymous No.19203661]

>>19203510
Should be pretty easy to claim ptsd. Retard that killed Chris Kyle was an armorer and prison guard near Baghdad for 6 months, literally did nothing, and somehow got ptsd so bad he killed two people.

[Anonymous No.19203662]

>>19203454
>Why talk shit about Robinhood? Free options trading and really good margin fees. Dunno anyone who’s as competitively priced.
Because you are limited to boomer stocks that have very limited moon potential. Once it's listed on your app after it 10x's you will all pile into it and I can dump my tenbagger on you

[Anonymous No.19203669]

>>19203557
they are over 2000 now, must be breaking records

[Anonymous No.19203673]

>>19203631
Kek, elon is stuck at home doing designer drugs and going insane

[Anonymous No.19203676]

MVIS doin a OOOOOOO again boys round 2 here we go

[Anonymous No.19203682]

>>19203631
FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.19203689]

>>19203507
yes you can. better get on board

[Anonymous No.19203694]

YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.19203704]

>>19202761
Tripfags are more annoying than the reddit faggots

[Anonymous No.19203713]

>>19203676
>>19203694
people still falling for this PnD scam?

[Anonymous No.19203715]

>>19203631
>already has leftists buying his cars because muh electric
>panders hard to righties on twitter so that they start buying into muh electric meme too
If you think this is about anything more than money you're a fool

[Anonymous No.19203722]

>>19203694
NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.19203733]

THESE ARE THE DAYS OF MIRACLE AND WONDER
THIS IS THE LONG DISTANCE CALL

[Anonymous No.19203735]

Man. Should I just get rid of my SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.19203736]

>>19203715
You're right about money but it isn't about selling cars; it's about getting a bailout.

[Anonymous No.19203745]

>>19203609
That still directly contradicts your statement.

[Anonymous No.19203748]

>>19203715
Dude literally called a guy trying to rescue kids from a flooded cave a pedophile. Im pretty sure its not an act.

[Anonymous No.19203750]

>>19203735
what did you buy it at

[Anonymous No.19203751]

>>19202405
>implying
Today is the day of reckoning for oil. We will either be sent to heaven or hell this day, everybody is holding their breath.

My ass is clenched so tight I could sit on a broomstick to type this.

[Anonymous No.19203757]

>>19203745
How? When has there been a period in history where a company straight up burns cash for 11 years with no hope of ever even breaking even?

[Anonymous No.19203770]

CNBC is a fucking circus

everyone they have telecalling in gets their mic cut off in 2 minutes and then they just awkwardly sit there, "oh we lost them..."

[Anonymous No.19203771]

>>19203757
tankers do that

[Anonymous No.19203785]

Oil has no rights being this high

[Anonymous No.19203789]

>>19203748
He called a pedo a pedo.Why the fuck are you defending a pedo? You are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19203799]

>>19203785
It also has no volume.

[Anonymous No.19203800]

Turns out we were lowballing the price of oil all along.

[Anonymous No.19203802]

>>19203785
You are maybe just retarded.

[Anonymous No.19203803]

>>19203785
Hopefully US oil crashes again, my gazprom positions will bounce

[Anonymous No.19203807]

Is GNUS ever gonna go back up? 40% of my profile is in it. I'm too impatient to wait for June...

[Anonymous No.19203810]

>>19203751
it got priced in yesterday

[Anonymous No.19203812]

>>19203757
Every tech startup ever.
Every other non-startup tech company ever.
Every non-ad segment of every big tech company ever.
Also ever heard of that "great" company you said was doing so good and was so in the best position ever called uber?
Not sure if retarded or just pretending.jpg

[Anonymous No.19203814]

god i wish I could afford some BRK.A

[Anonymous No.19203828]

>>19203735
Just chill, wait two weeks when it becomes apparent the fed Red Tape Hell'ing most of the funds they get on TV to talk about (and the muni window still isn't open in mid june...) and you are gonna see such a wave of defaults.

All the BLOOD RED posters are just Bulls trying to make themselves feel better

[Anonymous No.19203833]

>>19203757
>they can just burn money forever!
The age of worthless start ups is over.
If you didnt notice, the money train has derailed.

[Anonymous No.19203836]

I got 4000 I may dump on KOS. 1.70 a share now. so 2352 shares. The high is 7.xx ish. Hell I'd be happy with 4 a pop. Walk away with 9,408.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19203848]

>>19202405
When the market doesn't know what it wants to do the path of least resistance is down, and it goes down much faster than it goes up, except yesterday... Yesterday was a rocket ship kind of day.

[Anonymous No.19203856]

>>19203722
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19203857]

>>19203694
The beast has awakened.

[Anonymous No.19203858]

>>19203789
>duuude everyone's a pedo lmao
>why yes mai favoritu waifu is Mai chan (10 years old) uguuuu
The tortured mind of Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.19203860]

>>19203814
>BRK.A
Just buy BRK.B you retard

[Anonymous No.19203862]

>>19203828
Now in words that even a brainlet can understand you.

[Anonymous No.19203867]

>>19203770
CNBC anchor: *interrupts* We have to go. Thank you for your insights.
The same CNBC anchor *holds a two minute monologue before the actual break*

[Anonymous No.19203882]

>>19202360
>>19202360
>>19202360
>>19202360
reminder that real thread is here

[Anonymous No.19203884]

>>19203860
no fuck you

[Anonymous No.19203889]

>>19203856
>microvision

OH NO NO NO NO

why do i think of a 1988 VR goggles company when i hear microvision

[Anonymous No.19203890]

>>19203629
lady turned to me and said "wow things must be getting back to normal" at my rich suburban grocery store when I was in the toilet tissue/paper towel aisle. even had plenty of wet wipes which are the true champs. strong bull signal

[Anonymous No.19203891]

>>19203867
cnbc anchors would gladly have segments where they just talk to themselves the entire time

[Anonymous No.19203892]

>>19203661
>Guard at a Bagdad prison
That just about guarantees you've seen some shit.

[Anonymous No.19203914]

>>19203889
Reminds me of my penis

[Anonymous No.19203920]

>>19203812
>ask about time
>get diatribe about other companies
Dara Khosrowshahi shitposting in the thread boys
>>19203833
The age of worthless start ups is only beginning

[Anonymous No.19203924]

>>19203757
>a company straight up burns cash for 11 years with no hope of ever even breaking even
The entire military-industrial complex is a great example of this phenomenon, although granted they're not quite playing the same game as Uber.

[Anonymous No.19203934]

>>19203735
No anon we will itll be over soon the red candle cat god has SPOKEN.

[Anonymous No.19203941]

>>19203836
interesting

[Anonymous No.19203960]

>>19203785
I bought SLB calls yesterday because of some anon in these threads, was I wrong

[Anonymous No.19203981]

>>19203924
>Amazon

[Anonymous No.19203986]

>>19202572
no because both parties like immigrants for their cheap labor and for their votes.

[Anonymous No.19203990]

look at this dude on /x/ lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.19204000]

BULLS ARE FUCKED LMAO
HOW CAN YOU BE BULLISH RN
LMAO

[Anonymous No.19204009]

>>19202734
My dad has held NVDA for fuckin years. I wanna say he got in around 20-something dollars, I might have him sell it before AyyMD officially shows off their next cards. #AmpereHype

[Anonymous No.19204010]

>>19203981
thats bullshit that uber and amazon are losing money

how do you lose money when you take a cut of every drive in the country and every sale of a product taking like half

you cant thats like government tier tax revenue

[Anonymous No.19204011]

>>19203920
>get btfo
>keep backpedaling
>trips over the held bags
Oh no no no no no! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Anonymous No.19204015]

>it's a wait until EOD to let big boys decide our fate episode

[Anonymous No.19204026]

>>19204000

[Anonymous No.19204027]

>>19203890
>wet wipes
oh really? those clorox wipes? if they are back then the recession is over!!!! they were impossible to find even online just a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.19204051]

>>19202418
You failed at /pol/, now you will die at /biz/

[Anonymous No.19204056]

>>19203986

It's a complicated situation. Dems as a whole like them for their votes and because many of them are bleeding hearts who think the US "owes it" to the world to let them in. Big business/libertarian Republicans favor it due to cheap labor and freedom of movement.

But when you look at actual polling of the general public they're quite opposed to illegal immigration and mass immigration. This is a situation where the elites of both parties have successfully tricked the voting public of the United States to not demand their interests be respected (in controlling immigration), off of false pretenses like "this is a nation of immigrants" and "muh poor crying kids and mommies."

[Anonymous No.19204061]

>>19203981
Amazon could absolutely turn profits of astronomical proportions if they chose to. A gigantic chunk of the internet runs on AWS - and AWS is just a part of Amazon's total business.

[Anonymous No.19204064]

>>19204011
You literally created a nonsensical strawman Dara
Uber is dogshit. They were allowed to stink it up because of unprecedented easy lending of 10 years.

[Anonymous No.19204075]

>>19203990
keeeek, i was joking with my friends who bagholded ACB that it finally mooned and went back to almost $10

[Anonymous No.19204078]

>>19204010
Reminder that your government is also losing money. Budget deficit.
They simply spent too much.

[Anonymous No.19204079]

>>19202418
kill niggers
kill kikes

[Anonymous No.19204081]

>>19204061
>is just a part
thats like 90% of their revenue

[Anonymous No.19204085]

>>19204061
AWS has a lot of competition though, everyone is offering it now.

[Anonymous No.19204094]

>>19204078
amazon and uber dont have 150 million dependents

[Anonymous No.19204095]

>>19202572
It never was, even so, he still allows in shitskin workers that pop out kids anyways.

[Anonymous No.19204100]

Race War Now!

Reinstate Slavery!

Grimes, go back in the kitchen!

[Anonymous No.19204112]

>>19202581
ITA is decent for aerospace/defense

[Anonymous No.19204116]

>>19204064
>Name a better time in history to be an Uber or Tesla
>HURR I DINDUN DON C MUH UBERINO NOOOO
Where's your tard wrangler? I know care workers are under duress at this time but she really shouldn't let you off the leash so easily.

[Anonymous No.19204120]

who the fuck buys the ATH of nvidia? also didn't something about them fiddling with their earnings last quarter come out today?

[Anonymous No.19204127]

Oh no no no rich bros we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.19204128]

>>19204061
Infrastructure usually don't profit a lot. Remember all the ISP stocks from the dotcom bubble?

[Anonymous No.19204131]

VTIQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19204133]

two of my bags are annoying me to look at

[Anonymous No.19204135]

>>19203862
Aight:

Most people brushed this off, but it's very important that senator was mentioning that lots of her constituents aren't actually getting the funds they were approved for. Look out for that to become a theme.

Second: Powell was talking about opening a muni window so that munis can borrow, but not coming for several weeks despite that, say, for example 50% of the East Village has fled, collapsing that tax area. That sucks on it's own, but just like 2008, the real problem is gonna be when you can't issue debt cuz you can't sucker investors into thinking your prospects are going up forever.

Just like 2008, the face issue isn't that big a deal really, it's what happens when debt stops being issued cheaply, even for a short period.

Remember, you are here

[Anonymous No.19204137]

>>19204116
>pajeet is having trouble with google translate
AITE
>>19204100
DUDE WEED LAMO

[Anonymous No.19204139]

>>19204061
They couldn't, you don't know what your talking about, Amazon are only able to hold onto their market share because they're focused on growth not profit.

[Anonymous No.19204150]

>>19202846
good thing the White House is going after Chinese stocks and having them delisted.

[Anonymous No.19204160]

>>19203722
ahhh WTF WONT DEGIRO CLOSE MY DAMNED ORDER, HOVERING ABOVE MY ASK PRICE CUUUUUUUUUUUUNTNTTSS

[Anonymous No.19204161]

>>19204120
Doesn't matter, new workstation cards came out.

[Anonymous No.19204169]

>>19204085
Microsoft's Azure is the only competitor that provides a comparable breadth of services, and they only put out new services in reaction to whatever AWS releases. They literally have no innovation and the only reason people have anything in Azure is because they need active directory.
Other competitors are a joke in comparison, basically just old fashioned colocation providers who are trying to bolt more modern microservice utility on top of it.

[Anonymous No.19204173]

>>19204139
>>19204061
no u guys dont understand i am a amazon seller they literally take half of everything sold on the entire website every day millions upon millions of transactions

so if you bought a 13$ toothpaste pack of 2 theyre getting like $6 of that

[Anonymous No.19204190]

>>19204173
post store so I can buy something

[Anonymous No.19204193]

Up 10% on RTX, do I sell or keep riding this up?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19204197]

>>19203990
I don't get it? Is the joke he's a scitzo off his meds and invested in pot?

[Anonymous No.19204201]

>>19203771
NO NOOOOO HODL SEACATS HODL!!!!

[Anonymous No.19204206]

>>19202240
I just need AAL to recover and all is well

[Anonymous No.19204218]

>>19204135

[Anonymous No.19204235]

>>19204206
can you wait a year?

[Anonymous No.19204240]

>>19204190
i am foodseller
amazon.com/dp/B07VQCC51H

buy my gummies
i have over 1000 of them

[Anonymous No.19204254]

>>19204218
Lol, sorry mate didn't mean to trigger

[Anonymous No.19204261]

>>19204094
Look at their fiscal report if you want to see where they spent their money.
Also pretty sure governmental budget will still be in the state of deficit even after you zeroized social security payout

[Anonymous No.19204263]

>>19204128
It's a bit different this time with this new breed of hosting providers - back then the ISPs just have you a connection and by and large you ran your own code on your own machines. Now AWS and Azure have companies by the balls because they have your code, they run your code, and they control access to your code. They really could go with mafia intimidation tactics to keep companies paying up if they wanted to.

[Anonymous No.19204282]

Hmm got $4000 to use as ammo to make 8000 with in a hopefully quick time frame. Now the question comes what to buy that's good for a quick rebound x 2 in gains.. Now that the fucking restrictions are gone on savings account transfers I've got more green to use.

[Anonymous No.19204283]

>>19204169
>sleeping on google cloud

[Anonymous No.19204286]

>>19204193
I'm long RTX so I'm holding. If it drops I'll keep DCAing. I'm way in the green though.

[Anonymous No.19204291]

>>19204235
I was thinking dumping at like, 14 a share.

[Anonymous No.19204297]

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT BROS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19204312]

>>19204283
Nobody runs their docker images on google's cloud.

[Anonymous No.19204327]

>>19204064
>Uber is dogshit. They were allowed to stink it up because of unprecedented easy lending of 10 years.
Yes and name a easier time to lend money than now

[Anonymous No.19204337]

>>19202329
Carvana's competitor is about to do an ipo. Save for that. Either it steals carvana sharrs' value or carvana buys it and converts your shares.

[Anonymous No.19204383]

>>19204286
Same, we’re going to make it fren. How long you reckon you’re gunna hold for? I might stay on till 63

[Anonymous No.19204391]

>>19204263
> They really could go with mafia intimidation tactics to keep companies paying up if they wanted to.
If that happens everyone will immediately migrate away from it whenever possoble and they would face tons of lawsuit if they're helding people's codes hostage and limiting people's access to them

[Anonymous No.19204415]

>>19204240
5 bucks for that tiny little bag no wonder you got so many

[Anonymous No.19204417]

martingale method for life

[Anonymous No.19204433]

>>19204391
>migrate away from it
How do you get your Lambda Functions with hooks into AWS API Gateway and AWS S3 migrated into Azure?

[Anonymous No.19204441]

merge....

>>19202360
>>19202360
>>19202360
>>19202360
>>19202360

[Anonymous No.19204498]

>>19204291
Man you should have at least gotten 100 shares. That shit is going to crab so hard and you are going to miss out on all that premium.