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>> No.19176146

>>19176118
Fuck Chyna

>> No.19176155

>>19176118
fuck anime

>> No.19176161

Anime is for faggots

>> No.19176162

>>19176118
Going all in if we break 295. :)

>> No.19176164

>didn't buy on friday
Just an average day in my shitskin life.

>> No.19176168

Death to America!

>> No.19176174
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19176174

Where are my SOXL Chads at? We PAMPING

>> No.19176175

>>19176118
Fuck you

>> No.19176179

>you can't buy oil future options too close to the end of the month's contract
That's dumb.

>> No.19176181

Watch backwardated oil go PLOP, shutting down the economy forever!

>> No.19176190

>>19176155
>>19176161
Based

>> No.19176191

>>19176118
>Not buying RTX calls on the cheap
NGMI

>> No.19176192

THE ROCKET IS NOT STOPPING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19176196

¡REFR GO!

>> No.19176197
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19176197

>>19176146
blessed

>>19176168
>>19176155
>>19176161
cursed

>> No.19176198
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19176198

America no.1 now

>> No.19176199
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19176199

>>19176032
>Isn't US tax a problem though, like you cant get it back?
You have to fill out one W-8Ben form when you open your account. Usually this is done automatically. DeGiro will just ask and fill it out for you actually. If not it takes like 2 minutes and its a one time "Please no tax forever. K Bye" thing you have to send by email. No mail or anything required.

As a non-US citizen you will not get taxed in the US. Except 15% divvies, which you can 100% deduce from the German divvy tax.
>How much do you per in fees for a us stock purchase? Thanks
Tastyworks charges nothing

>> No.19176203

BA is taking off.

>> No.19176211

>>19176138
It's the only thing I could think of since half the company is tied into airline engines.

>> No.19176212

Shorting RTX because it's obvious fucking over-extended.

>> No.19176214

>>19176155
>>19176161
sperg out more

>> No.19176218

>>19176118
>another day
>another gap up
>another crab
i thought after thurs and fri we would be done with this

>> No.19176224

>>19176203
Still wouldn't ride it though

>> No.19176227

>>19176125

Not all in but just majority. Also long term. Also buy in on the next big dip. Sitting half cash. Andddd it's now where near a top....

>> No.19176229

>>19176212
lolwut?

>> No.19176230
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19176230

heard you was talkin shit, bobo

>> No.19176234

Imagine unironically being a communist faggot betting against America and wanting the greatest system in the world to collapse.

>> No.19176244

>>19176197
>>19176214

Hows your JCP hodls treating you?

>> No.19176247

>>19176212
GOOD LUCK LOSING EVERYTHING

>> No.19176253

>>19176212
This. I liquidated my entire portfolio and am sitting on cash for the dip later this week. Might go all in on RTX or some other meme stock.

>> No.19176252

>GE UP

OH NO NO NO SMG BTFO

Remember you were mean to me you dumb faggots

>> No.19176254

>>19176218
How is a +3% - +5% like any other day?

>> No.19176256

I sold Visa just now
Did I make a mistake

>> No.19176257

>>19176118
What are we going to do with all the unemployed people to keep them from looting?

>> No.19176259
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19176259

GTE, boys?

>> No.19176260

>inb4 it's another ride to 2950~ then dump back down to 2800 then up again etc...

>> No.19176262
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>>19176259

>> No.19176267
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19176267

Looks like my CLX bag has topped out

>> No.19176271

>>19176256
financials are taking a dick, just put in something safer

>> No.19176280

Take profits and get out.

>> No.19176288

>>19176256
yeah, they will easily 300% in just 2 years or so

>> No.19176291

>>19176260
That's why you sell now and rebuy when we break out 295 or buy a few puts if we don't.

>> No.19176298
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19176298

>>19176280
no, in fact im buying more

>> No.19176302

>>19176254
so you read the first line and not the last two?

>> No.19176305

>VIX broke 30
you know what this means

>> No.19176306
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19176306

Feel bad for people buying in this mourning.

>> No.19176307

>>19176257
Bitch not our problem go ask /pol/iggers

>> No.19176309

Anyone looking at ACB? Jesus Christ.

>> No.19176314

>>19176197
>>19176214
when are you gonna transition bro?

>> No.19176340

>>19176244
I got out immediately after the last pump that shits dying. made some good profit though

>> No.19176341

>>19176306
I bought some BlackRock due to rebalancing but Im ok with that tbqh

>> No.19176342

>>19176298
>posts anime girl
>is retarded permabull
checks out

>> No.19176347

>>19176298
Based.

>> No.19176350

>>19176309
Yep. Holding 1/21 puts at 11

>> No.19176351
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19176351

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a gucci-loafer way...

>> No.19176366

>>19176306
Lol that's really pathetic volume even for a dead cat bounce. Shows that pretty much everyone who isn't a complete retard sits in cash.

>> No.19176365
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19176365

RDSb
D
S
b

>> No.19176367

>>19176306
check CCL, they sat everyone at the top

>> No.19176372

brent calls on 45 strike expiration end june, thinking seriously getting natural gas calls after that cushing report

>> No.19176374

Sold all my honeywell today and I'm 1/3 cash now, see you in the dip later this week

>> No.19176375

>>19176351
take your meds

>> No.19176380

>>19176191
I’m going to go for a $62 call, 5/22, 30 contracts

:) We’re all gonna make it

>> No.19176381

>>19176309
HOLY MOTHER OG GOD

>> No.19176395

>>19176306
why the fuck your screenshot is tilted?

>> No.19176402

>>19176350
the only one with a brain

>> No.19176410
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19176410

mfw i sold all my oil at open

>> No.19176414

>>19176380
You mad man. Theres much safer calls to be made around august and july

>> No.19176423

Seriously do we even need aviation in the new world? Keep just one emergency airline, if someone wants to travel, book with them directly, basically just like small airlines operate on the remote islands etc. Basically UberFlights. What do you think?

>> No.19176424

>>19176146
fpbp.


damn chinks

>> No.19176436

oooooOOOOOOOOOOOO this fucking retard strength pump
bless if it continues for a few days and i can fucking retire

>> No.19176440

>>19176410
Wow, smoothbrain moves

>> No.19176442

Is the stock market always this easy?

>> No.19176449

>>19176414
We will fully recover by August so the markets will be red again. Now it is the best time since we are in a deep slump so the markets are rallying like crazy.

>> No.19176453

>>19176442
what's easy about it?

>> No.19176454

>>19176436
One last pump so the big boys can dump it all

>> No.19176457
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19176457

>>19176442

>> No.19176464
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19176464

painfully just closed my Wayfair short

didnt want to do it but it looks like it wants to go back up so fuck it ill lock in the gains for now

>> No.19176473

>>19176380
>I’m going to go for a $62 call, 5/22, 30 contracts
absolutely fucking retarded lmao

>> No.19176475

>>19176454
everywhere i'm looking, there is no reason at all to either panic sell or drive stock prices down

>> No.19176483

>>19176309
Yeah what the fuck happened? I was with them years ago when leafs legalized dudeweed

>> No.19176484

>>19176257
this is not priced in and retard retail investors wont realize its a problem until june. all the smart money and institutions realize it though and pulled out hence the shit volume of the market

>> No.19176494

Well Sold MRO for a nice 22 - 23% gain. Will wait for a dip on GE to add more. Have 4,508 to use as ammo. Made back well over the 740 I needed to cover my ONTX blunder so I'm ahead of the game.. I may be slightly mad but I never lose..

>> No.19176499

Tech is digusting, I'm making more on garbage normie companies than solid infra.

>> No.19176500

>>19176440
why i sold the top

>> No.19176506

>>19176457
Ah yes past performance is somehow useful for predicting the next decade results in the post corona era?

>> No.19176509

>>19176288
I plan to buy back in later, just feel like we're gonna go down a little again soon

>> No.19176511

Who /Cashfag/ here? What are you looking to buy on the next dip?

>> No.19176519
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19176519

buy more X please

>> No.19176522

>>19176473
Okay pussy, that shit isn’t dropping anytime soon

>> No.19176529
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19176529

holy shitttttttttttt

>> No.19176530

>>19176475
Then you should probably get your eyes checked. Q2 earnings will be a massacre.

>> No.19176532

this twitch-eye dude on CNBC needs to get a less squeaky chair
huge creaking sounds if he moves by even one mm

>> No.19176538

>>19176442
no it usually barely moves 1% a day totally randomly

>> No.19176540

>>19176530
P R I C E D I N
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C
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>> No.19176551

>>19176509
don't try to time it, but if you're really hesitant, set aside an amount you want to buy into it, buy 50% right now and then 10% each time it dips if it does

>> No.19176552

>In 2001, the market dipped over 20% and bottomed in the 2nd half of March before rallying until the end of May, before continuing lower, bottoming in the 2nd half of September. The best day to establish a short trade was the first trading day AFTER the 3rd Friday in May.
>In 2008, the market dipped over 20% and bottomed in the 2nd half of March before rallying until the end of May, before continuing lower, bottoming temporarily in the 1st half of October. The best day to establish a short trade was the first trading day AFTER the 3rd Friday in May.
>In 2020, the market dipped over 20% and bottomed in the 2nd half of March before rallying until ........

>> No.19176558

>stock drops
>puts don't change in value
>stock recovers a bit
>puts drop in value
>stock drops vastly more
>puts don't recover in value
this is fucking gay, I kind of get it but it's still gay

>> No.19176561

>>19176540
Sure thing, bud. Everything is priced in according to you summer fags.

>> No.19176573

>that NVDA chart
lmao

>> No.19176572

>>19176511
why cash it up when you can stock cheap inverse like SPXS?

>> No.19176576

>>19176532
He also needs to get a real fucking microphone, it drives me insane when people call in with their laptop mic

>> No.19176579

OoOoOoOoOoOo

>> No.19176580

>>19176530
yeah this is already known, and still, just because numbers bad doesn't mean "oh shit sell stock prices at a loss!!!"

>> No.19176581
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19176581

BOBOS YOU TOLD ME THE WORSE IS YET TO CUM!
IT"S ALL GREEEEEEEEEEEnnnnnnn

>> No.19176587
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19176587

>>19176552
Past performance is no guarantee of future results

Why do retards make this basic mistake constantly?

>> No.19176593

IT'S OVER BEARS
YOU LOST

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

>> No.19176608
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19176608

Went all in fomo euphoria into nsdq at 9311 x10 leverage, this is my last fucking gamble. I am not manually closing shit. This one will tell me if I kms or not this week.
Sick of this shitskin existence.
I dont Care
Either this forgives all my mistakes or this tells me explicitely that niggers are the way they are because the maker hates them and they are here to suffer and go to hell.

>> No.19176613
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19176613

Where are all those RTX cry babies now?

>> No.19176617

liquidating some of my portfolio for the end of week deep

>> No.19176620

STOCKS


ONLY


GO


UP

>> No.19176621

>>19176453
just filter out the bobos and you make consistent gains easy by longing calls

>> No.19176622

I thought we were going to have civil war and crash the economy....

>> No.19176623
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dollar not looking good

>> No.19176624
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19176624

I know I should take profits but I wanna see how high this goes

>> No.19176632
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19176632

LITERALLY NOTHING IS GETTING BETTER AND WE'RE ALMOST 5% UP? OIL OVER 30??? WHY ISN'T THE US BURNING BY NOW FUCK YOU SMG

>> No.19176633
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19176633

>>19176342
stay scared m8

>> No.19176638

>>19176608
you're a fucking retard. god speed.

>> No.19176639

anyone konw on what news RTX pumped today? i cant find anything

>> No.19176643
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19176643

>>19176613
>+9%

>> No.19176645

>>19176453
I'll say that this environment would be Brownstone Capital's wet-dream if you read about the technique they used when they first got started, which is in The Big Short book but not the movie.

Not gonna spoonfeed tho.

>> No.19176651
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19176651

>>19176632
Because, despite endless whining and neverending butthurt, the US is still the best place around to park your money.

>> No.19176658

>>19176643
It's beautiful.

>> No.19176659

>>19176608
you should really only buy mini future warrants if you're going long with leverage instead of certs

>> No.19176666

who /crm/ here?

>> No.19176667

>>19176639
retards. that's it. there is no way it can be positive for at least half a decade.

>> No.19176671

>>19176572
Because you are losing money right now each fucking minute.

>> No.19176672

>>19176506
just read desc, "average investor" is a fucking joke

>> No.19176678

we are now on the levels of September 2018

>> No.19176680
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19176680

I slowly warm up to boomer humor.

>> No.19176686

>>19176639
JUSt cause it felt like pumping

>> No.19176688

>>19176638
Idc I went through way worse than losing five paychecks at once. Look at me Im a nigger for christ sake. You think im in a situation to lose more than I already Lost when coming out a black woman's womb?

>> No.19176704

>>19176623
BUT STONKS GO UP!

>> No.19176707

>>19176118
CCH in merger talks with UTZ

>> No.19176712

>>19176688
this is why you'll be forever btfo faggot. self defeating gambling niggers. no wonder you retards never learn.

>> No.19176722

>milions of unemployed
>STOCK MARKET GOESSSSSSSS BRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

jewish scam .

>> No.19176724

why is GE vertical right now?

>> No.19176727
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19176727

>>19176680
kek

>> No.19176726
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19176726

This isn't fair

>> No.19176729
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19176729

Yo yo yo niggers, WHO /ACB/ HERE?

>> No.19176730

Testing 295 very soon boys. Will be break or not?

>> No.19176736

How are you TANKERCHADS doing lmao

>> No.19176740

Every day RTX looks better and better

>> No.19176744
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19176744

>>19176651
>E boot on ze TINA shill?
>yes master
>Doomp eet.

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19176746

Just sold my oil stonks, think I timed the top

>> No.19176748

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/17/economy/japan-economy-recession-coronavirus-intl-hnk/index.html

uh guys

>> No.19176755
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19176755

SPY $300 today? Pls say yes

>> No.19176757

>>19176722
No shit. Stop whining and play the game or get the fuck off this bread faggot

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19176758

Where my SAVAboys at?

>> No.19176762

>>19176729
Should I get in now or is it too late?

>> No.19176763

>>19176659
Im a black coon jigaboo useless cunt piece of shit.
I dont understand anything.
If I wasnt an outcast sperg in my race Id lose my welfare on dices with my fellow chimps

>> No.19176770

>>19176746
tomorrow contracts expire

>> No.19176771

>>19176748
Japan was in a fucking recession for like two decades. Literally nothing burger

>> No.19176775

>back when SNSS was nearing $1, kept telling SNSS anon it would be wise to sell since people will be waiting for that goal and do the same
>SNSS anon kept being a bitch to me over me trying to engage in conversation over this
>everything snss climbed was lost in a day and still hasn't recovered
>he kept buying as SNSS climbed at .60, .70, etc
>he went from being 40k in the black to 15k in the red
You get what you deserve.

>> No.19176777

>>19176688
With an attitude like that yeah you'll never make it with stonks.
>you need to go up OR ELSE
like nigga what

>> No.19176779

>>19176736
I am financially ruined

>> No.19176783

>>19176712
Ye

>> No.19176785

>when fomoing into SPY calls at the open works
Based as fuck. So glad I left Team Bobo behind last week. There will be many more like me to drive us up higher.

>> No.19176787

>>19176722
With Jews, you win.

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19176788

>>19176624
Please check in back in a week

>> No.19176792

>>19176770
They already rolled over on the 17th you retard.

>> No.19176794

>>19176748
>>19176771
this, the fucking japs are old and have no industries that are growing anymore

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19176799

>>19176748
Not one of the "priced in!!!" guys but this isnt news.
Japan's economy, at best, stagnates since 1990. They are a dying country and would be in a recession without corona.

>> No.19176801

>>19176755
your ID says otherwise

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>+3%
Have we reached peak insanity??

>> No.19176803

>>19176762
Normies seem to be flooding it, just put a tight stop loss.

>> No.19176806

>>19176763
bro just go to university for free and get your choice of high paying jobs
you're on easymode, don't mess up these opportunities

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19176814

if we break $3000 it's the beginning of the bull run and ride onto $3300 and all time high

only few minutes until we reach the peak of stock history

>> No.19176816

>>19176763
how much did you put into the certificates?

>> No.19176820

>>19176788
k I’ll keep u posted

>> No.19176821

>>19176806
JUST BE A WAGE KEK BRO

>> No.19176825

>>19176814
So this is what mania looks like.

>> No.19176830

>>19176651
This, the more everyone else burns the more we moon

>> No.19176834

how many of you crayon eating bobos got BTFO today? better post some anime and cope lmao get rekt

>> No.19176854

>>19176792
>The June WTI contract expires on Tuesday, but there was little indication of a repeat of last month's historic plunge below zero on the eve of the May contract's expiry.

>> No.19176856

First 295 rejection. A few more hours to go. Please break out, don't wanna crab down to 280 again.

>> No.19176860

I wonder what Mr Musk will say or do to completely fuck us all over

>> No.19176871

>>19176856
285 is the truth, the ultimate level for the SPY

>> No.19176875

as soon as i buy in one hedge nigger will ruin it

>> No.19176881
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19176881

>>19176814
I was a bull till today but this is just pure insanity here.
It feels like back in February when everyone bought the stonks to go up and people were talking about 500C TSLA in Bolivian Minecraft ERP servers.

>> No.19176882
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19176882

approx. time until $300 SPY:

30 minutes

>> No.19176883
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19176883

A 3rd rate videoconferencing company, Zoom, is now worth more on the market than all the major airlines combined.

I know this because it was in the morning Snacks email from Robinhood. Welcome to the new clown economy, gentlemen.

>> No.19176889

>>19176854
Investing.com mislead me
"Please note: the Crude Oil WTI contract rolled over on May 17, 2020 to the Jul 20 contract"

I am the retard, sorry.

>> No.19176898

>>19176806
honestly this, probably have an IQ of like ~100 so it would be a fucking breeze for a nigger

>> No.19176901

Bought more GE,knocked my avg price from a bit over 8 down to 6.36 so hey win for me. Still got 60 left in my account. If it dips hard, hey a few more shares is never a bad thing.

>> No.19176902

Long VIX and inverse index positions are going up at the same time the SPX is. The last time something similar happened to the same degree was March 20, when index tracking and short VIX positions were going up while markets fell.

>> No.19176904

>>19176820
25th around this time if you can. Thank you

>> No.19176910

>>19176155
based

>> No.19176913

>>19176816
2,5k
All I have, emergency fund is a rifle

>> No.19176914

Is $NET going to moon over $30? Or will it get fucked due to China getting sanctioned?

>> No.19176926

Sorry bros... I sold everything...
Go to the moon without me...

>> No.19176934

>>19176904
That’s memorial day. Make it the 26th

>> No.19176936
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>WTI pump right now
fucking never dump please lord pump like this every day.

>> No.19176939

>>19176758
n-n-o-no one?

>> No.19176943

>>19176883
wait until the lid blows off it, Luckin Coffee style. Fucking chink companies

>> No.19176949

>>19176926
they expect one in the wreckage

>> No.19176950

>SRNE saying their tech is useless after 2 days, even assuming it works in the first place
B U L L I S H

>> No.19176971

>>19176889
Watch people have no idea when exactly it is and miss it kek

>> No.19176981
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>>19176758
I kind of want to buy it but the whole 80% drop kinda killed the mood. To buy it is a bet that the recent data was bored in some way. Maybe? I don't know. I can see it going back to under a dollar.

>> No.19176984

>>19176949
Have we started a bull run..?

>> No.19176987

>liquidate S&P500 ETF with surplus
>instantly buy S&P500 Calls for December 2022
>already up another 7%
>up 200% by December 2022

heh

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>>19176902
Bullish?

>> No.19177000

>>19176950
Like two days into the infection? What do you mean?

>> No.19177005

>>19176860
I sold 70% of my Tesla calls today and bought more puts
I hope he will tweet something stupid again

>> No.19177006

>>19176981
Borked, not bored. Fuck.

>> No.19177018

>>19176395
Its hard to hold your phone perfectly straight

>> No.19177022

GO FUCKING BREAK ALREADY

>> No.19177026
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>>19176987
I remember one guy in January who unironically asked if 1% a day gain is realistic

>> No.19177036

>>19176913
it's too small to make use of a 10x certificate, but also if it's all you have it could easily be gone if it dumps in just one day. basically a worthless position if it's so risky for you
better put it into a mini future, while you may not get 30% gains in a day like this with those, at least it doesn't expire worthless even if it dumps a lot and can always reverse. just look at it's knock out limit, pick something really low

>> No.19177037

>>19177018
hehe

>> No.19177041

>>19177000
He said their ab's have a single week half-life, which corresponds to being effective for approximately 2 days (unless you nuke the patient with such a large ab load he just dies). That's in vitro, and as we all know, in animal models (let alone humans) it'll be even worse.

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$57 until $3000

>> No.19177063
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE DOLLAR

>> No.19177067
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19177067

Shit seems to be calming now.

>> No.19177068

wait i bought in at 64 RTX and held. does anybody know why it’s mooning rn?

>> No.19177069

>>19177051
>$
this is how we know you're gonna get rekt

>> No.19177071
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2950 TEST CMON YOU COCKSUCKER

>> No.19177084

>>19177068
>does anybody know why it’s mooning rn?

Irrational Exuberance.

>> No.19177088

>>19177063
the crash of the petrodollar

>> No.19177090

>>19177063
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.19177093

>>19177068
Crammer of CNBC shilled it!

>> No.19177097

>>19176934
same time?

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>>19176736
mfw when not tanker chad

>> No.19177100

>>19177063
Someone explain this
I could only come up with autistic bullshit that sounds like an explanation but wouldn't be one

>> No.19177104

>>19176639
Despite what anyone tells you, most changes in price aren't related to news. People make that shit up in hindsight with no evidence.

>> No.19177107

>>19176981
fuck primary endpoints

>> No.19177112
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>>19176722

THREADLY REMINDER

jew haters are destined to lose

>> No.19177120

>>19177063
Debasement.

>> No.19177122

>>19177005
Battery day is coming, you're fucked

>> No.19177131

rejected it seems ? strangle maybe?

>> No.19177133

>>19177084
>Irrational Exuberance.
That's not the answer to everything. I've seen you shilling it 10 times by now.
Perhaps you're not the author but you sell this on Amazon, is that it?

>> No.19177134

>>19177063
What do you think happens to the dollar, when you print infinite amounts of dollarinos and the demand for your shitty currency is dropping like a brick?

>> No.19177141

>>19176971
so when is it then? also is oil expected to tank after the rollover?

>> No.19177145

>>19177122
every day is battery day (for my wife)

>> No.19177157

>>19177063
Look at the chart last week it went up from .906 to .928 when all this stimulus was happening

>> No.19177158

>>19177097
Sure. I’ll let you ride on my yaht

>> No.19177160

>>19177041
oh shit, I see

>> No.19177162

>>19176758
Bought more. Friday news was a blessing in disguise. Drug is rock solid. Now that this mistake has come to light, it's better for the long run.

>> No.19177168

I dont trust anything at the moment all this shit is temporary hopium that fuels off of headlines.

The volume has been low for quite awhile now. You guys are not gonna be bullish for the coming earnings reports.

>> No.19177171

Keeeeppppp climbing BA I need outtttt of this mistake

>> No.19177182

>>19177063
This is where your stock market gains are going

>> No.19177183

>>19177098
I was for a really short time, sold everything on the second day that NAT was up huge. It hasn't looked worth getting into ever since then, and it's pretty mad to think they every pump back up to those levels. The NAT CEO/Chairman or whoever he was going on Cramer was a huge sell signal. That was like the last pump to pile the StockTwit cringe army in for the final kill.

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19177187

And wahlah, just like that we will never again see the S&P below 2,950

>> No.19177189

>>19176623
I dont see what u mean

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>>19176464

i fucked up!
we are going back in

see you in hell wayfair

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>>19177168
RICED IN

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It's official!

>> No.19177210

massive WTI short squeeze incoming
it's going to explode into $40s

>> No.19177212

>>19177168
Low volume compared to fucking what? Everything fucking bull rally is low in volume. Disgusting bobos.

>> No.19177213

>>19177122
Just bought back in
Thanks for the tip

>> No.19177222

>>19177162
What mistake?

>> No.19177224

gold is entering bear market territory,

>> No.19177226

>>19177207
HIGH ENERGY
I
G
H

E
N
E
R
G
Y

>> No.19177231

Surprised my stocks aren't mooning more with the dow at fucking 800+. My restaurant stocks are only up 8%, my oil stocks only up 10%, REIT only 5%.

>> No.19177234
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Dividends are your fren.

>> No.19177237

>>19176196
Do you ever shut up with shilling REFR!?

Not buying it.

>> No.19177239

>>19177067
mmm that looks good

>>19177224
I want to buy cheap gold
sell it to me

>> No.19177241

>>19177226
>>19177207
I'm not an ameriburger but how can anyone vote for Biden when he literally has dementia

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I'm still down 20%.

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can X just go up another dollar please

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19177255

Imagine being a democrat, kek'd

>> No.19177256

>>19177212
Stoopid bobos are comparing recent volume to March/April levels. Obviously volume will be lower than it is in the middle of a fucking crash

>> No.19177257

>>19177234
based

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>>19177168
Whoa you are right. I bet nobody expects earnings to be bad
And NONE of the CEOs will say anything about a positive outlook with economies opening up again

>> No.19177259

When is the Trump renewed attack Huewei going to impact tech sector? Renewed trade wars can't be bullish for tech, can it?

>> No.19177278

>>19177255
LMAO
also TX gyms reopened today

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Where's that anime hater faggot? I think he's the dangerous one here, he doesn't want us to make money.

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I love this madman

>> No.19177289

>>19177259
China is losing.

>> No.19177290

>>19177063
No my dollarinos, why didn't anyone warn us that minting trillions of dollars in a few months would do this?

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>>19177168
Thanks for the blog.

>> No.19177293

>>19177255
>morality rate
wat

>> No.19177314

>>19177293
looks more like case based mortality.

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>>19177282
Hes a Bobo probably

>> No.19177324

>>19177286
we're living in a simulation

>> No.19177326

Why didn't any of you retards tell me to go all in on $FSLY?

>> No.19177327

>>19177259
you've had 3 years to divest from china
nobody wants chinese products anymore we are bringing manufacturing home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

>> No.19177332
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19177332

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.19177333

LOW VOLUME

>> No.19177335

>>19177241
Trump is showing some signs of dementia too, of course not nearly as advanced

either way it's bullish, the less the president is able to function the better it is for the US

>> No.19177336

>>19177286
Trump is a tard but watching him shit on impotent losers like mit and GW might make me vote for him

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19177339

So, why are we up 3%? What happened?

>> No.19177342

The thing you have to understand. Right now. Is that people bullish equities are not ignoring M2 supply, velocity, or inflation. It's exactly for those reasons that people are bullish and they understand all of your arguments for Gold and inflation etc.

>> No.19177344

>>19177324
Nah, Americans were just stupid enough to vote in a reality tv star

>> No.19177355

>>19177327
>nobody wants chinese products anymore we are bringing manufacturing home

are you delusional or something? there is no way you'll have even half of China's manufacturing capacity in America in 5 years.

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If i had bought oil longs instead of shorts last friday, I'd have 10k instead of -2.5

>> No.19177359

>>19176257
Pay them 150% their typical paycheck with CARES. Unemployed hourly workers effectively got a huge bonus and a long vacation.

>> No.19177360

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.19177361

>>19177222
Csf biomarkers are hard to measure and there is significant variability across labs, and possibly sample collection is involved as well. Their phase 2a was done only at one site, so I think that is why their data is so clean in that study. This phase 2b was a multisite study. I think they simply didn't think over this issue correctly at the start. I sure didn't when I thought this to be in the bag. It's good this happened now and not in phase 3

>> No.19177364

>>19177207
based!!!!!

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>>19177355
>are you delusional or something? there is no way you'll have even half of China's manufacturing capacity in America in 5 years.
there will be if china gets nuked

>> No.19177380

>>19177339
Low IQ people coming to their senses on reopening. That the crazy doctors like manlet Fauci are in fact retarded and the lockdown was a failure.

Wait two weeks is starting to ring on deaf ears.

>> No.19177385

THIS IS IT BOIS RETURN TO 3000
BOBO BTFO

>> No.19177387

>>19177327
when is footie starting up again

>> No.19177388

>>19177339
economy is reopening brah. v-shaped recovery imminent.

>> No.19177392

>>19177339
Trial 1 phase of vaccine was successful, which is literally nothing since phase 2 and 3 are the bombers. But the market is like crypto right now, react on every slightest shit news. Play the game accordingly.

>> No.19177401

Hey Bobo, this one is for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dPjONDN3ZI

>> No.19177407

>>19177374
woah is that real

>> No.19177409

>>19177358
Bobos can be taught

>> No.19177411

>>19177374
This isn't real is it?

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PRINTER ACTIVATED

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>>19176936
this is actually what should happen during recovery, OIL outperforms stock in pure number
>>19177063
nothing?

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PUMP IT

>> No.19177427

>>19177358
Well if my grandma had her pussy on her back, she would have been a piggybank faggot.

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wait, you guys aren't paying like 8-10 EUR or USD for a stock purchase?
i'm getting cucked so hard. guess i was just too lazy to do anything about it

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RETURN TO WORK THIS PLAGUE LITERALLY KILLS .1% OF PEOPLE UNDER 50 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS LITERAL GENOCIDE AND RACISM AND TRANSPHOBIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19177436

>>19177339
>Red States are open for business and making money hand over fist
>Blue States are slowly forced to reopen to maintain their third world welfare monkey population.

Were almost back to normal, it's literally a fucking flu.

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>> No.19177442

>>19177435
>>19177435
>>19177435
>>19177435
>>19177435
new thread

>> No.19177443

>>19177112
That includes, like, half of the jews themselves, tho.

>> No.19177449

Why the fuck isn't NET pumping? Jesus Christ it's the only thing in my port that didn't fucking pump.

>> No.19177454

Up 8 percent today. Finally back to even plus 30$. Wow long does it take to actually make money and not just lose money/gain it back. Like whennnnn will I get good at gambling fuck

>> No.19177456

Shit no one wants you to know:

Ventilators killed people instead of saved them.
Epidemiology is junk and garbage, almost entirely idiots and the field is a joke.
Lockdown was entirely stupid and the media attacked the safest place to be which is outside.

>> No.19177458

>>19177443
yeah theyre fucking losers too

>> No.19177460

Well if we close above 2950 this bobo calls it a day and goes to 100% SOXL and quits trading.

>> No.19177464

>>19177361
Interesting. So how do they correct the issue? Run it again?

>> No.19177467

imagine being a bear on oil

lmfao

>> No.19177478

>>19177335
>Biden says things like “Whipdash bazoo, I’m Boe Biderman and I’m running for the US Senate, I’ve got hairy legs and I’ll smell your hair if you get too close to me” before zoning out, forgetting where he is, and then his wife has to swoop in and clean the drool off his bib while she repeats the same dumb platitudes the Democrats have been parroting since Obama
>Democrats: “and T-Trump is also showing signs of dementia”

Democrats are so fucking fucked, this election will be so funny

>> No.19177487

>>19177241
orangemanbad

>> No.19177492
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Finally people are waking up to coronavirus HOAX! Our country will be open and great again soon! S&P 3500 by June 1!

>> No.19177509

>>19176949
for you

>> No.19177511

Congrats to anyone holding UGAZ today. Jesus

It's not even noon yet too

>> No.19177535

>>19177492
They should block his Twitter account. This is fucking embarrassing even for Trump.

>> No.19177540

>>19177478
I unironically think the DNC will replace him before the convention.

>> No.19177554

>>19177440
B U L L I S H

>> No.19177555

>>19177374
How did they get this cat to do it? Plz no bully.

>> No.19177603
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>>19177540
You can buy Biden DNC no shares @ .20 cents (5:1 odds) at predictem. Got a few myself. As well as Hilldawg to win the DNC. Just for fun money.

>> No.19177608

>>19177456
>you can't catch a virus when youre outside

Lmao, the absolute state of nothing burgers.

>> No.19177614

>>19177540
I hope they don't

>>19177478
I can't believe that we have to wait until like September for the debates
I can't wait

>> No.19177635

>>19176259
that man

>> No.19177659

>>19177245
You'll get there, Anon.

>> No.19177671

>>19177380
bullshit or not, I am willing to bet any random variation in the number of cases will be spun as muh second wave, and the market could react

>> No.19177704

>>19177535
Trump is BASED as fuark, stay mad

rip zyzz

>> No.19177743

>>19177492
>Putin's bitch calling anyone corrupt
thats /pol/ tier. no wonder these degenerates love him so much. cause muh memes

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>>19177433
welcome to the new normal.

>> No.19177807

>>19177241
There's #MeToo feminists saying they believe the women who Joe Biden grabbed by the pussy, and they admit they plan to vote for Biden. Orange Man bad is real.

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>>19177241
The president is not supposed to do anything.
It's a ceremonial office.