/smg/ Botes are Slutes. Edition

[Anonymous No.19166581]

/smg/
Botes are Slutes.
Edition
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/garter-belt/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Last time:
>>19162782

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166603]

ummm 9 years ago... my fiance was killed by a drunk driver and i've never emotionally healed until recently.

thanks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64 [Remove] [Embed] [Remove] [Embed]

[Anonymous No.19166625]

The people who were predicting circuit breakers every weekend since March 23rd are gone at least.

[Anonymous No.19166630]

>>19166603
All people who drive drunk should be killed

[Anonymous No.19166646]

>>19166603
I FORGOT TO USE [EMBED] [REMOVE] [SPOILER] [REMOVE]!!!!!

>>19166630
nnah young people do some pretty dumb stuff

[Anonymous No.19166647]

>weekend is just permabull bagholding zoomer retards and permabear zoomer doomer retards
Reminder that you are a cuck if you actually BUY stocks.

[Anonymous No.19166663]

>op pic
now i have to make cummies

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166673]

we got breaking news from hong kong and shit...

[Anonymous No.19166681]

>>19166647
>stock market general
>don't buy stocks
>just gamble your bar mitvza money away with options

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166688]

>>19166673
i got the link here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_b7RDuLwcI

[Anonymous No.19166701]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEHBrmZxAf8

[Anonymous No.19166720]

Any chance of the rug being pulled? Plan to go all in since the future is green

[Anonymous No.19166743]

SHRM green

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166770]

>>19166701
this song sucks compared to this one my friend showed me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

[Anonymous No.19166786]

I got fucked on Friday and I'm going to get fucked on Monday... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.19166794]

>>19166403
This. I have yet to see an actual argument for why it won't go negative concerning the deliveries. Every argument I seen going "oil is in demand now!" or "they learned from last time, institutions have things in place to prevent it!" or "oil has recovered, production is low and supply has a draw, people are buying oil!" or just "green line go up!" fails to address the real world supply and demand issue of 55 million barrels on the open market needing a home, and undoubtedly all the buyers in the market right now not being able to store it. If I can see one argument not dealing with speculation BUT ACTUAL EXCHANGING OF HANDS OF OIL at these prices, and I will reconsider my thesis of going negative. The best I got so far is literally "clown market, who knows." Because for real, unless all my knowledge on economics is wrong it is an actual impossibility for the price to not come down by the end of Tuesday significantly. If the thesis is wrong, there needs to be new textbooks rewritten in mass because all the rules we know are out the window and barrels and money and storage are magically appearing and disappearing without a trace or worry. It would be downright spooky and conspiratorial if not fraud.

[Anonymous No.19166827]

Really wanna buy AMD calls when the market opens

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166829]

>>19166786
just be bi-sexual and you will careless...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166841]

>>19166786
this song tought me how to cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDG2m5hN1vo

[Anonymous No.19166851]

>>19166786
Here, Anon.

[Anonymous No.19166866]

Bros the stock market has completely desensitized me from all my other hobbies, is hard drugs the next step?

[Anonymous No.19166871]

>>19166841
running in the shadow!

[Anonymous No.19166878]

Bears on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.19166882]

>>19166786
>It would be downright spooky and conspiratorial if not fraud.
Saudis cut production and inventories are going down. The nothing burger common cold lockdown is ending. You sound increasingly paranoid schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.19166890]

>>19166794

[Anonymous No.19166891]

>>19166866
is that taleb?
is he worth looking into?

[Anonymous No.19166892]

say something nice about this man

[Anonymous No.19166901]

>>19166794
>It would be downright spooky and conspiratorial if not fraud.
Saudis cut production and inventories are going down. The nothing burger common cold lockdown is ending. You sound increasingly paranoid schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.19166916]

>>19166891
Worth a read if you're bored. He doesn't offer anything groundbreaking, but it's still worth thinking about

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19166922]

>>19166688
I see we are amidst a hardcore shitposting day...
I would of course like to contribute...

>>19166794
Would this happen to be ratsu?
This looks like it should be screencapped, but you're not a tripfag so idk if it'd even be worth it.
How do you know there is no legitimate change of hands?
How do you know storage is still capped out?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166926]

i want to get coka-cola knee gaurds... that'd be the most best thing since when i heard this song for the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

[Anonymous No.19166934]

>>19166890
Show me on that chart where the airborne aids touched you.

[Anonymous No.19166936]

>>19166922
>Would this happen to be ratsu?
not likely if it's spewing cope bullshit about clown market

[Anonymous No.19166937]

>>19166892
he did a good job, I should have believed in him from the beginning

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166939]

>>19166922
keep yourself safe friend... i <3 you...

this is relevant to what we were discussing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

[Anonymous No.19166946]

>>19166901
Any retards arguing for contango part 2 are bagholding tankertards that are desperately looking for a way to break even. It’s not even worth engaging them, just wait until tuesday when they’re btfo and disappear permanently.

[Anonymous No.19166960]

We're all shorting this garbage tomorrow morning, right?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19166975]

>>19166871
Fuck. Saved.

>>19166892
Damn, uncle Powell, you sure are good at cranking the knob...

>>19166926
I like this version of the song more
https://youtu.be/Orlbo9WkZ2E

[Anonymous No.19166980]

please pump tomorrow, please pump tomorrow, please pump tomorrow, please pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19166981]

SQQQ ME LONG TIME!!

[Anonymous No.19166982]

What stage of grief is the stock market in?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166992]

GUYS WHAT IF I HURT MY GOOK GF'S SELF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM8V1XOI-14

[Anonymous No.19166996]

>>19166982
Bargaining

[Anonymous No.19167003]

>>19166982
stock market isn't grieving, what has it lost?
Fucking JCPenney? Send the widow a cookie bouquet and condolences, the rest of us got money to make.

[Anonymous No.19167004]

>>19166892
Hes the most based patriotic son of a gun this side of the Mississippi has every seen!

"Don't bet against the American economy, money printer go brr"
- The great wise money printer Powell

[Anonymous No.19167027]

>>19166982
What are you talking about? We just left the shortest bear market in US history a month ago.

[Anonymous No.19167036]

>>19166891
>is he worth looking into?
Yes if you're interested in philosophy, statistics and probability. He doesn't talk about options trading strategies in his talks if you're interested in that.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167041]

>>19166936
>not likely if it's spewing cope bullshit about clown market
Ya, I don't think ratsu has ever done oil plays. I think he's stuck pretty strictly to boomer-sama plays.

>>19166939
Godammit. Why did I even open that fucking link.
I should fucking know what it is by now.
>tfw want to get beer for alcohol-fueled shitposting
>tfw ran out and the fucking store's already closed

>>19166981
>still going bearfag
>WITH LEVERAGE

[Anonymous No.19167042]

>>19166996
Only 2 more steps to go :^)

[Anonymous No.19167061]

>>19166960
Wtf are you talking about, antibody-related cures are great and they already have a manufacturing system set up. It’s practically like the horse antibodies they use for post-exposure rabies treatments. Like 350 million of the 500 million shares traded Friday were in the 7-9 range. I’m not saying it’s going to replicate Friday’s growth, but I don’t see this tanking like a typical pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.19167062]

I'm not betting against America but a second dip would be nice.

[Anonymous No.19167076]

>>19167062
Market hasn’t retested initial lows since the 40’s

[Anonymous No.19167083]

Hey to all my leaf brothers! What were you guys holding over the weekend? What is on your radards this week? I sold my IPL holdings after dividends payed out, sitting on CVE. I'm really pissed that i missed the morning dead cat bounce, even with my measly 2k that would have net me $3-400 within a few hours.

Been watching AC aswell, especially after Warren Buffag crashed the airline stocks. Not expecting much, but I doubt they will go bankrupt again. Might look into buying some cheapies.

[Anonymous No.19167093]

>SRNE confirms they have 100% cure
>Dumbass bears still trying to short the market even after V-shaped recovery is now confirmed
lmao

[Anonymous No.19167096]

I can’t wait.

[Anonymous No.19167103]

>>19167036
I failed university stat&prob... but got A's in the philosophy classes, and aced the statistics AP

I guess I'll look into him when I'm done with Princes of Yen, HP Lovecraft, and maybe the Dalio books.

>>19167062
Indeed... I wonder if there's anything worth selling puts on that I wouldn't mind owning 100 shares of, that wouldn't become 10+% of my account.

>>19167076
the 1940's?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167106]

>>19167003
>tfw ywn fuck bat pussy
>>19167062
>tfw ywn fuck demon loli pussy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19167109]

>>19167062
I LEARNED TO NEVER BET AGAINST BAGGIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM8V1XOI-14

[Anonymous No.19167113]

>>19166581
Those are some huuuuge tankers.

[Anonymous No.19167133]

I am trying to decide which of these 3 stocks to do covered calls for. All 3 have extremely high premiums due to earnings this week, at 5-7%.
FL (Foot Locker), WB (Weibo), an LB (L Brands)

What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.19167145]

>>19167062
Goldbros are currently betting against america and you can see them winning in real time

[Anonymous No.19167148]

>>19166892
He's a godsend for gold investors

[Anonymous No.19167167]

>>19167061
If you have looked into this, do you know if their cure is based on getting blood plasma from recovered patients?

[Anonymous No.19167168]

>>19167093
>No trials performed
>We cured it for real this time!
Biomed is such a fucking joke. Saying this shit with no proof should get your company fined into the ground.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167169]

>>19167062
>a second dip would be nice.
pls no.
I'm still not comfy with my bags from last time

>>19167103
>>>19167036
>I failed university stat&prob... but got A's in the philosophy classes, and aced the statistics AP
University stat&prob is a demon.

[Anonymous No.19167179]

>>19167027

[Anonymous No.19167214]

>>19166890
>tomtom charts
gaaaaaaay

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167252]

>>19167133
Well, Weibo is a fucking scam run by the Chinese government and doesn't deserve the pump if it gets one, so yeah, that might be a good one.
Plus, I think that's one of the ones big enough that China won't let it fail.
The other 2 are retailers that are most likely getting curb stomped by the lack of retail sales in the US, which is at the lowest since at least 2008
>inb4 PRICED IN

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167286]

>>19167252
Shit. Didn't see there was a fucking nipple in that pic.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19167287]

>>19167252
HER TITTY IS SHOWING DUDE.... YOU CAN'T BE DOING THAT ON THE BLUE BOARDS... LET ME HELP YOU OUT I LEARNED THIS SONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

[Anonymous No.19167294]

>>19166890
I am aware of the traffic data lies. Also keep in mind, against expectations India just extended lockdown today meaning no demand from them neither.

>>19166901
US inventory has went down (after increasing mind you from prior levels and still above them), world inventory has gone up though and increasingly goes up. US inventory also is kept artificially down by not accepting Saudi tankers. These aren't arguments which deal with the structural supply and demand problem of the remaining oil deliveries.

>>19166922
I am not ratsu. I know oil has no changing hands due to open interest, heading into today we have 55k open interest still, or 55 million barrels on the market. Going into the final day when oil plunged negative on April 21, we had 3.5k open interest remaining needing to be dumped. For context. Within a day we need to essentially remove 50k contracts....and Friday we only removed a bit under 20k. The day before we removed around 30-40k, forgot. This isn't good, especially with volume the past 2 days at 16% average of the norm, and right now 2k June volume versus 40k July....1/20th of the future month and declining still. No one is buying these contracts without a home.

And we are capped out as I said due to Saudi tankers, as well as world. EIA is only for domestic energy, and only showed Cushing having a draw. Except tankers are due for Cushing and we delayed them for 2 weeks and counting still, just to keep numbers down. API report said the whole global supply went up by 7 million. So the storage situation has not resolved...and all large traders have moved onto future month contracts. Legally if you hold contracts, you are binded to take on the oil if you have not claimed it by the time expiration hits, meaning all those who have it (likely retail) and buying cannot store it...meaning they have to sell it at any cost due to incapability of storage once expiration hits. Unless they sell it prior to avoid that issue.

[Anonymous No.19167301]

>>19167133
None of them. Buy T and be conservative with the money you liberally dump into the market.

[Anonymous No.19167314]

>>19166890
Show us the charts for late february now. (you won’t)

[Anonymous No.19167331]

>>19166901
2-3 million dead Americans is enough to make Americans sit up and take notice. Lockdowns will end but people aren’t about to pick up where they left off. Nobody thinks it’s cute to equate 1.2% IFR and R0 > 2 which equals millions of dead Americans to the cold.

[Anonymous No.19167343]

>>19167294
Didn’t you retards have a safespace support group containment thread for your paranoid delusional bagholding? How many times do you need to be irrevocably btfo before you go away?

[Anonymous No.19167345]

>>19166681
>crypto's main pull was its use as a decentralized anonymous currency
>require id to buy it
cucks

[Anonymous No.19167361]

>>19167294
>world inventory has gone up and increasingly goes up
Where do you get your information?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19167363]

UHH... I CAN ONLY UHH WISH IM HALF OF THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS SONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

[Anonymous No.19167393]

OH YOU VERY BIG BOY! I SQQQ YOU VERY LONG TIME

[Anonymous No.19167397]

>>19167331
>5 gorillion dead americans
With an average age of 80. You happener lunatics will never stop and eventually you'll devolve further into schizophrenic copes.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167405]

>>19167287
I'm not opening that fucking link.

>>19167294
All I have to say is that your long ass post looks like the kind that I used to drop when I went super fucking heavy on LCI. So watch your ass, senpai.

[Anonymous No.19167413]

>>19167361
>Believing China
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19167431]

you can turn 2k into 3k in literal seconds by selling NERV covered calls right now. A $5 OTM call for June is $480 for 1 contract. wtf? is it really this easy?

[Anonymous No.19167438]

>>19167413
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/oil-stockpiles-stopped-growing-world-220000544.html
>Crude inventories in China have shrunk in recent weeks after rising to record levels, according to analysts and satellite observations.

What's your next cope?
>believing satellites

[Anonymous No.19167439]

>>19167431
>1 post by this ID
fuck off

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167452]

>>19167287
>>19167363
https://youtu.be/xpKxtTPQ1Q8
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19167487]

>>19167343
Making a lot of assumptions there.

>>19167361
World inventory. API report. Already said it. Also I wouldn't believe a word China says if I were you.

>>19167405
Of course. Not like I will go broke if I am wrong. However, it irks me when I feel like I know things well and cannot find explanation as to why it isn't the case. I don't mean speculation, speculation is always bullshit and will forever be so never take it to heart. I mean for actual business. Like here with expiring contracts.

[Anonymous No.19167502]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbR1J_4ICg

[Anonymous No.19167508]

>>19167439
there is a new /smg/ every couple hours, you basement dwelling virgin. Other people have lives and can't be present for every /smg/ thread

[Anonymous No.19167512]

>>19166892
Didn’t fuck us for the future as bad as congress did

[Anonymous No.19167523]

>>19167487
>>World inventory. API report. Already said it. A
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/oil-stockpiles-stopped-growing-world-220000544.html
>https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/oil-stockpiles-stopped-growing-world-220000544.html

[Anonymous No.19167530]

>Federal Official goes on stage and tells everyone we're in for a wild ride
"BOO, HISS, get off the STAGE"

>Federal Official goes on TV and tells you to not bet against the FED
"We're going to make it boys! everything is gonna be ok!

picking and choosing will end with you losing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19167535]

I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE SITUATION BUT KNOW ABOUT THIS SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

[Anonymous No.19167550]

>>19167438
>believing ayyy lmaooo satellites
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19167562]

>>19167530
>FED says equity prices will likely drop
>FED says not to bet against them

[Anonymous No.19167569]

>>19166581
So why are futures green again?

[Anonymous No.19167570]

Futures have almost completely recovered from the dump. Is this peak clown world?

[Anonymous No.19167575]

>>19167487
The line is going down.
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/How-Accurate-Are-EIA-And-API-Inventory-Reports.html

[Anonymous No.19167581]

>>19167301
Was wondering when the T bag holder would surface again, 'member when you said it be at 80 now?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19167584]

I DON'T WANT MORE PAIN, SO I SUGGEST THIS SONG INSTEAD.

[Anonymous No.19167586]

>>19167569
>>19167570
Have you ever considered that it is you who is the clown?

[Anonymous No.19167590]

>>19167570
>>19167569
Jerome is going to print more money

[Anonymous No.19167592]

>>19167570
>>19167569
fucking dinguses. do you really believe we're going to dump 7 days or two weeks in a row?
time it better next time, you're the clowns shorting the bottom

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19167598]

>>19167584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZbklKAAnkI

[Anonymous No.19167620]

Reminder: the vast majority of people can't beat the market on a risk-adjusted basis. Actively managed funds do worse after expenses.

[Anonymous No.19167630]

>>19167620
So what, just buy something and hold it for a year or two?

[Anonymous No.19167635]

>>19167592
7 days of dumping?

[Anonymous No.19167640]

>>19167586
>>19167590
>>19167592
Luckily not even permabulls got any reasons. :)

[Anonymous No.19167647]

>>19167586
>>19167592
Weve gone up for 2 months, up 60%. Thats fucking insane and there is literally no justification, "free money" doesn't fix shit. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.19167650]

>>19167004
He browses 4chan doesn't he...

[Anonymous No.19167669]

>>19167530
Wait a second if the fed jumps back and forth, what is their actual angle on this?

[Anonymous No.19167677]

>>19167647
>>19167640
>>19167635
(unfortunately) the market doesn't care what you think, play along next time. we don't dump that many days in a row without going back up a bit. it's been crabbing for over a month soon

[Anonymous No.19167680]

>>19167647
A lot of stocks have gone sideways including financials and reits. The indices are propped up by a tech bubble but now oil stocks have a reason to go up because demand will pick up. I keep saying the same thing every weekend and you people never learn.

[Anonymous No.19167684]

Get the vibe i screwed up in getting rid of my USO puts dated for July.

>>19167647
Ehhh i lost most of my unrealized gains after the last 2 weeks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19167690]

I JUST LOST THE GAME....

[Anonymous No.19167699]

>>19167487
We need you tankerchad footfag. >>19166894

[Anonymous No.19167701]

>>19167680
>demand will pick up on oil
So what? Theres still too much oil.

[Anonymous No.19167710]

>>19167701
Saudis cut production and inventories are going down.
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/oil-stockpiles-stopped-growing-world-220000544.html
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/How-Accurate-Are-EIA-And-API-Inventory-Reports.html

[Anonymous No.19167716]

>>19167690
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/vJQhDkpT5aY

[Anonymous No.19167728]

>>19167669
Panic Mitigation, but also addressing reality every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.19167741]

Bobos are selling whats left of their puts tomorrow to cap losses
It's a bull run from here own till 300

[Anonymous No.19167764]

>>19167710
All that maters is if the rate of consumption out paces the rate of production, I haven't seen a solid case for this. Oil being shuffled around and some restarting doesn't mean it cant fill back up again or that oil companies will stop being bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.19167766]

If you saw this post while scrolling normally, congratulations. Don't be like the pathetic faggots who found this post by control+F searching for (You) posts incessantly, hoping somebody replied to their ludicrous attention seeking claims.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167788]

>>19167535
Baggie.
The thread is in desperate need of your technical analysis and expert opinion of the following video:
https://youtu.be/pPw_izFr5PA

[Anonymous No.19167793]

>Powell said. “I would say though we’re not going to get back to where we were quickly. We won’t get back to where we were by the end of the year. That’s unlikely to happen.”

Now I understand why we are green. Stock market is looking into the future. Very smart.

[Anonymous No.19167799]

>>19167647
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

[Anonymous No.19167801]

>>19167764
>the rate of consumption out paces the rate of production
So you want a shortage and oil at $100?

[Anonymous No.19167813]

>>19166720
zero chance, go nuts.
Checkem

[Anonymous No.19167819]

>>19167788
I swear I thought that guy was dead

didn't watch though

[Anonymous No.19167835]

How many people here actually watched the 60 Minutes interview?

I'll make it easy for you:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jerome-powell-federal-reserve-economic-crisis-coronavirus-pandemic-60-minutes-2020-05-17/

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19167862]

>>19167716
>more than 75% downvotes
How did you even find this?

>>19167819
Dank anime girl, fren. Fucking saved.

[Anonymous No.19167873]

>>19167835
Complete waste of time. Nothing but softball rehearsed questions by a Fed shill

[Anonymous No.19167874]

>>19167294
i don't know much about this stuff. i'm assuming there are more players sitting it out this time around.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-oil-trading/a-month-after-negative-oil-prices-u-s-crude-contract-expiry-looms-idUSKBN22T0D6

[Anonymous No.19167890]

>>19167801
Im saying that the oil problem wont go away until we return to normal consumption levels AND normal production levels. In the near term, theres still just too much oil.

[Anonymous No.19167891]

who's up money and whats your plan tomorrow. asking for a friend...

[Anonymous No.19167917]

>>19167873
And nothing he said was even that hopeful anyways.
My point exactly.

[Anonymous No.19167925]

>>19167523
News only is for China, and it is old.

>>19167575
This article actually says something useful, and it brings up good discrepancy points between the two. Doesn't actually attack the supply side arguments, ends up advising general caution...but that was actually useful so thank you for that. Guess you think line go down too, or still think inventory line go down, can't tell.

>>19167699
Am i seriously that recognizable even when not talking about tankers or posting feet? Really? How the fuck. But okay.

[Anonymous No.19167936]

>>19167835
>no limits to what we can do
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.19167952]

Should we invest in Moderna? Apparently Trump's COVID Czar has 10 million dollars worth of shares in the company.

[Anonymous No.19167972]

>>19167925
>Guess you think line go down too, or still think inventory line go down, can't tell.
Blue line (API) indicates the rate of increase in the inventories is decreasing and the black line (EIA) indicates they are beginning to decrease.

[Anonymous No.19167984]

I'm about to try my hand at algorithmic strategy trading. I've got like 7 years experience as a software engineer so coding it up will be easy. Even back tested an algorithm that was doing 5x $SPY until the recent keking and even then it's still 3x. Only thing I'm wondering is if Robinhood will nuke my account for algo trading. I've got a 30k balance and plan to drop in another 10 to play with after paper trading for a few weeks. Will I be ok?

[Anonymous No.19167991]

>>19167936
INFINITY.....SQUARED???
*gold value intensifies*

[Anonymous No.19168008]

>>19167984
And just how do you plan on doing algo trading when you're limited to a certain # of day trades?

[Anonymous No.19168012]

>>19167984
If you have the money why not get a decent broker?

[Anonymous No.19168020]

>>19167925
delicious, thank you

[Anonymous No.19168025]

>>19168008
If you have 25k, those rules of trading on margin don't apply to you.

[Anonymous No.19168027]

>>19167890
>In the near term, theres still just too much oil.
If you believe EIA world inventories are already decreasing. If you believe API, the rate of increase is decreasing.
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/How-Accurate-Are-EIA-And-API-Inventory-Reports.html

[Anonymous No.19168029]

>>19167984
Paper trading doesn't account for the impact of your trade to the other algos. You'll get squeezed.

[Anonymous No.19168030]

>>19167925
>recognizable
It's because you said you're biting your nails over potentially missing an angle. it's like your fresh out from watching Kaiji S1. not a bad thing when you're placing your money. Looking forward to manning the decks with you in a proper tankie containment.

[Anonymous No.19168044]

>>19167984
You don't need to bother with such memery

[Anonymous No.19168060]

>>19167041
Amaterasu

[Anonymous No.19168062]

>>19167984
how do I get a big fake tit chinkoid gf?

>>19168008
brainlet or reading comprehensionlet?
or just complete newfag underageb&?

>>19167952
>Apparently Trump's COVID Czar has 10 million dollars worth of shares in the company
I would like more information. Who is this? It's not Pence, is it?

My play is still Regeneron

(though Lilly is involved with trials, JNJ is a likely vaccine winnner if it turns out to be possible, PFE as well, and MRK is a darkhorse exploring shit they have lying arount...)
Almost all big pharma has an angle to explore.

[Anonymous No.19168070]

>>19168044
Is it really that simple???

[Anonymous No.19168112]

>>19168044
I already have 100 shares of $spy. But my strategy back tested to 2012 peaked at about 3x the performance of spy.
>>19168029
Not trying to do rapid trades. Basically just a preset order every morning.
>>19168008
I have a 30k (soon to be 40k) balance. I can day trade.
>>19168012
I don't trust those fucks. They'll just tell me to put it in spy or some other holdings but I'm just looking for high risk high reward with money on I have sitting around.

[Anonymous No.19168117]

>>19167874
Kind of mixed. I mean, I am unsure what this means, brokers are, everyone is. I am still betting line go down, but if things "stall" somehow I am curious what that means sell-wise, what happens to the backlog and how traders take that news if somehow supply isn't fully sold and rolls over somehow. It is very....fucky.

>>19167972
That's what you meant. No arguing that, however I make a point in belief that price was reflective and due to total supply not supply rate increase (barring an actual decrease). If you have nowhere to put oil, it matters little if supply is rising 1% or 30%. It would matter if inventory is decreasing, however that isn't the case due to the delay of offshore Saudi tankers. And that doesn't magically go away.

>>19168030
Kek, nice comparison. But correct. I am looking forward to pirating the seven seas with you as well. Plus hey, if something truly is out there better to lose 75 dollars on my SCO than 150. As petty as that sort of sounds. Afterall, tankers aren't inverse oil ffs and the contracts have literally no affect on my position there. I am just shorting oil too.

[Anonymous No.19168144]

>>19168044
Oh I see it's different. Still I can't trust myself to 1) be regimented enough to do that daily 2) be emotionless enough to do that despite market movement
I'd much rather program it into a trading bot that would run on its own and get the results.

[Anonymous No.19168158]

CLOWN MARKET

I'm putting everything into gold and silver.

[Anonymous No.19168174]

>>19166603
Baggie that's bullshit, we all know some whore you were dumb enough to fall in love with like a simp hurt you but that's not important. Last thread you said you did gymnastics. How tall is your manlet ass?

[Anonymous No.19168182]

>>19166581
good god, asanagi is a legend

[Anonymous No.19168188]

>>19168158
Don't bet against Jerome you nigger.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168190]

>>19167891
Me, and my plan is to keep fucking holding my SPXL, SSO, and QLD shares.

>>19167984
So, you're using what? Quantopian?
What kinda data do you think you'll have? Just prices or financial ratios too?
Are you doing a basic momentum strategy or something fancy with NNs or SVMs?

[Anonymous No.19168195]

>>19166603
was she made out of cloth?

[Anonymous No.19168213]

>>19168188
If he buys gold and silver he is betting on Jerome, kek.

[Anonymous No.19168218]

>>19168117
>I am curious what that means sell-wise, what happens to the backlog and how traders take that news
We are in for a very, very interesting two weeks in both scenarios, and I think Memorial Day weekend will be one hell of a weekend. I also grabbed SCO and UVXY for fun. We'll see how that pans out. I hope Oilnon has time for a guest appearance in one of the threads.

[Anonymous No.19168222]

>>19168190
2 scoops I haven't seen you since LCInigger tricked you into buying lci at above $10 before it tanked to like $3. How much money did you lose?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168248]

>>19168060
>Amaterasu
Bless you

[Anonymous No.19168249]

>>19168190
Yeah I'm using quant for back testing a good strategy but then basically just Yahoo stonks api got data and a Robinhood python API for placing buy/sell orders. It's nothing super complex honestly. Like I said I'm not going for rapid trading. I'm too far from the exchanges and don't have the kind of capital needed to make it worth it.
And to the Anon that mentioned buy the close sell the open. Apparently that's not visible in the clown market. But what is.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-06/a-winning-trade-buy-s-p-500-etf-at-market-open-sell-at-close

[Anonymous No.19168253]

With the NASDAQ nearly back up to 2019 Q4, have I missed my chances to TQQQ for some quick gains? Or should I sell some stagnant oil and airlines, get some TQQQ, then swap back out in a few weeks before they start going up?
Am I better off just hoping lower risk with VGT at this point? Fundfags pls help

[Anonymous No.19168258]

>>19168008
Jesus Christ. Anon, at least fucking Google shit before you open your stupid mouth.

[Anonymous No.19168261]

Hey guys, I got interested in trading a short time ago. I have made a few safe long investments. I have gotten into the literature and I am now getting into more technical stuff like treadlines and volume comparisons. Would you guys know of any more practical guides on how to use the charts and what beginner mistakes I should look out for?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168293]

>>19168222
>I haven't seen you since
I've posted a fair amount since then.
I've left a fair number of blog posts you can find in the archives.
>LCInigger
Kekekek
>buying lci at above $10 before it tanked to like $3. How much money did you lose?
I lost about 10k on that, but the coronavirus has been a tad bit more exciting.
>pic related

[Anonymous No.19168299]

>>19168248
Market Buy SEB

[Anonymous No.19168306]

Anyone have that debt cycle chart that was just posted?

And has anyone read Dalio? Specifically the debt crises book, and principles when he talks about the 70’s Nixon inflation bullshit?

>>19168182
Indeed. Here’s one for the pitpussy freaks.

[Anonymous No.19168307]

>>19168249
what github robinhood api are you using? Those popular apis I found from google would never let me login to robinhood with 2 factor authentication.

[Anonymous No.19168308]

>>19168293
I'm glad to see you back man. I have periods where I don't frequent as much but covid-19 has made things more interesting. I want to bring back /smg/ movie nights.

[Anonymous No.19168324]

Futures to double digit greens -if not full reversal- by 3AM.

[Anonymous No.19168338]

>>19168306
>armpits
>GROOL
if this is the week's theme, I'm going to loose my mind. Nothing ordinal against feet or cunny lol is, but grool is only second to impreg for me, damn.

[Anonymous No.19168344]

>>19168324
3 am = S&P 3000 checkem

[Anonymous No.19168352]

>>19166946
I don't give a shit about tankers but oil will drop hard in the next 48 hours. Supply and storage are still major issues. Oil is looking fucking great for the long-term. I imagine both oilfags and tankerfags will both be happy at different points.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168357]

>>19168249
I thought Yahoo shutdown their API?
I used to post a lot of good shit for algo trading under my current tripcode about 2 years ago.
I'm too lazy to do it, but you'll probably uncover some solid resources in the archives if you search my tripcode for posts containing "quantopian"
I tried hoarding enough data to make some SVMs, but it was really fucking hard, so I stopped

[Anonymous No.19168361]

>>19168338
Good taste

>>19168299
Hey this is great! How many hours in photoshop?

[Anonymous No.19168363]

GS is going to moon today

[Anonymous No.19168371]

UH OH BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.19168373]

Oh no bobos what happened?

[Anonymous No.19168375]

>>19168307
https://github.com/robinhood-unofficial/pyrh
You have to clone from master because there's some bullshit with the 2fa but after you do that and make sure 2fa is enabled in your account you can authenticate fine. Didn't do too much heavy lifting with it yet but was able to get account info and some current stock prices. But I'm gonna use Yahoo for pricing do Robinhood doesn't get pissed if I hit them too often.
https://github.com/robinhood-unofficial/pyrh/blob/master/notebooks/example.ipynb

[Anonymous No.19168378]

>>19168344

[Anonymous No.19168409]

>>19168357
No shit. Thanks I'll have to dig that up. I guess I'll try to find another open source for pricing. Either that or risk pulling from Robinhood themselves. Not doing too many trades a day so maybe it's fine. Did you ever have success with algo trading?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168436]

>>19168261
Check the OP and don't forget to go all in on CARV and CERU, my nigga

>>19168299
>Market Buy SEB
>729 volume
Where do you find this shit?

>>19168308
>I want to bring back /smg/ movie nights.
I think those are still going.
I've been too lazy/busy to run a laptop or desktop in time for it for several months tho

[Anonymous No.19168440]

>>19168371
>>19168373
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.19168449]

>>19168436
Gross. That girl looks like she is 10

[Anonymous No.19168487]

>>19168449
Welcome to 4chan

[Anonymous No.19168495]

>Entire generation of savers taught to buy the dip so they are just blindly buying in
>Bears don’t buy it, le retest the lows meme
>S&P hits all time high
>Fomo kicks in, bears become bulls
>S&P goes to 4000
>Sell off target gets hit
>Big sell off by end of day
>Next day bam -10%, trading halts
>Parties over
>Mass sell off as bad as 1929
>Negative interest rates, UBI becomes permanent, major infrastructure projects all get rolled out
>Money floods out of stocks and bonds and into commodities
>Golden bull run
You were warned

[Anonymous No.19168505]

>>19168487
where's my soda though

[Anonymous No.19168535]

>>19168495
You act like bears are the majority or even major players.

[Anonymous No.19168536]

>>19167710
The Saudis cuts are for June.

[Anonymous No.19168542]

>>19168436
>I think those are still going.
Ah shit then I'm really out of the loop here. Life keeps me busy and I wish you luck my friend.

[Anonymous No.19168544]

>>19168495
Permabulls are getting cocky and deluded again. I love it.

[Anonymous No.19168547]

Futures Traders: HEAVILY short, record levels
Small spec regular hours options traders: ALL TIME RECORD LEVELS OF BULLISH OPTIONS

What the fuck bros? This is going to be one wildly volatile week, isn’t it? Are the small specs on the COT also heavily net short?

>>19168495
>ID: bye751hC
>you were warned
When. When was I warned? By who, and with what evidence?

[Anonymous No.19168549]

I think my Friday gamble will pay off today. 5k into GGP.

What do you reckon, 10% gain?

[Anonymous No.19168550]

>>19168158
Amen brother.

[Anonymous No.19168570]

>>19168549
-20%

[Anonymous No.19168572]

where’s the cunn?

[Anonymous No.19168577]

>>19168547
I can tell you one thing. Retail investors will lose.

[Anonymous No.19168579]

Buy REFR

https://stocktwits.com/message/213231295

[Anonymous No.19168584]

where can i watch FTSE pre-market movements?

[Anonymous No.19168587]

Am I at dpg? What is up with anime ops lately

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168591]

>>19168409
>No shit. Thanks I'll have to dig that up. I guess I'll try to find another open source for pricing. Either that or risk pulling from Robinhood themselves. Not doing too many trades a day so maybe it's fine. Did you ever have success with algo trading?

Senpai, let me put it to you this way:
>Hedgies rarely ever beat the market over the course of 10-20 years. They narrowly beat it for a while (at around 10% YoY or some shit like that) then lose to the S&P
>Renaissance Technologies is making 70% YoY for the past 20 to 30 years. Look it up on Wikipedia.
>Hedgies have supreme knowledge of financial ratios and almost guaranteed insider knowledge as well, allowing them to trade beyond "efficient market's hypothesis"
>Renaissance Technologies, presumably without insider knowledge, is still wiping the floor with them
>Renaissance exclusively hires dudes with PhDs in signal processing
>I have already been "humbled" by just how absolutely gamed to oblivion financial ratios have been by LCI. If you ever THINK you've spotted a very good deal, it's because the hedgies know something that you don't.
>I have also been severely "humbled" by how mind-blowingly hard it is to get good data and a model for it.
>It is said that every time a new profitable pattern is spotted for algo trading, it is exploited out of existence within a few months.
>Somehow Renaissance makes 70% YoY
>Then there's shit like wolverine LLC and even HFTs that are probably just barely beating the market even with their own algos
I just look at stats for long-term hold shit now.
If I wanted to try algo-trading, I'd just apply to Two Sigma where a buddy got a job recently.

[Anonymous No.19168602]

starbucks may possibly lay off a large amount of employees in the coming weeks....
trying to time some puts with this. Might be announced tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19168603]

>>19168587
What the hell is dgp? I don’t get it

[Anonymous No.19168622]

>>19168603
Dpt* a coding general.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168634]

>>19168409
>Did you ever have success with algo trading?
So, no. I never really even got shit up and running.

>>19168440
Kek'd

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168653]

>>19168449
Where do you think you are, sir?
All those brappers are getting posted by the shills in the catalog because it's only the handful of nogs falling for that shit

[Anonymous No.19168680]

Backtesting long hold portfolios from 2010 onward. I have yet to find anything that beats 90% TQQQ and 10% TMF

>>19168249
>And to the Anon that mentioned buy the close sell the open. Apparently that's not visible in the clown market. But what is.
It's a dumb strategy that works because even shorts need to open their positions at the start of the day. It is relentlessly boring and tedious though but I am almost positive that hedge funds use it precisely because it rides out the dips too.

[Anonymous No.19168682]

Is Sven Carlin full of shit?

Is Dalio?
And has anyone read Dalio? Specifically the debt crises book, and principles when he talks about the 70’s Nixon inflation bullshit?

[Anonymous No.19168690]

>>19168579
>buy REFR because a shitposter said it’ll be over 30
k

[Anonymous No.19168692]

>>19168634
That's too bad.
I found your old posts. Thanks for the info. I'll definitely be paper trading for a little before I evaporate 10k on a pipe dream. Maybe the hedge funds problem is they're too smart about it. They're approaching it logically when really the market is clown at a genetic level. Gotta honk if you want to honk.
>>/biz/thread/9639919?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=d4800ae1917344769df909e60d872c06cddcd7b1-1589782097-0-AY_emWbQg7RnEDlk_C8Iugy3e5m1aGmsPQXrDYX1fBAENimk9QXNrQQ6cVccqyzVdai-5cXfoLCYcxm9nfe3amkW-yXSQG-fSvQrwFC7Fi-LF2JZ5ZO1Ed30pUmsWKPE-DbBE3Plx9Ip4AnZdFmovpBwyI1_72KtGnpXZEf0wna_QSlb3vfV7o5dguzcgg-eL3K4r0SUQFMwa89z5iZW_OSrAJvnfgH6x878NyFsOY0G_-hMs9bZ4vqeDxxWnad3XltRv8ln2fxGs_O-Aqblw7nRpK13PBpMzMmsDIEeMg-U
Long fucking url

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168712]

>>19168542
>Life keeps me busy and I wish you luck my friend.
Same.
I'm a slave driver for Lord Bezos now, if you missed that too

>>19168587
Well, we did resurface the topic of algo trading, but anime has been a staple of /smg/ since /rgt/

[Anonymous No.19168716]

>>19168653
Ok? I’ve been here on and off since - oh I don’t know, 2003? Doesn’t mean I won’t bash faggots and niggers for being creepy.

[Anonymous No.19168722]

>went all in on oil during the negatives

[Anonymous No.19168727]

>>19168361
Its a photograph. Sorry but I joined Akatsuki. I dont have time to play in photoshop

[Anonymous No.19168731]

>>19168722
What'd you buy?

[Anonymous No.19168735]

>>19168682
I've read Dalio's Debt Crisis book. It's very well put together, and pretty much everything he's been saying has come to be true, but from what I know he sold his hedges very early when the market started to tank (which were bought when volatility was at historic lows).

[Anonymous No.19168784]

>>19168716
>2003

[Anonymous No.19168799]

>>19168784
4chan. Started in 2003

[Anonymous No.19168812]

>>19168716
I've been coming to this shithole since January 1st, 1970

[Anonymous No.19168817]

>>19168784
It's possible. I'm an oldfag circa 2005. It sounds wrong even saying it. Fuck I want to go back.

[Anonymous No.19168825]

What will you buy in the inevitable crash?

[Anonymous No.19168831]

>>19168825
gold, gold and gold.

[Anonymous No.19168837]

>>19168449
>>19168716
There's a group of pedophiles that have set up camp on /biz/ because /tv/ started enforcing rules and moderation very hard.

[Anonymous No.19168844]

>>19168731
everything. CVX XOM RYDAF HAL EPD MRO FANG USO USL BNO, even DHT for fun.

BNO has been my biggest winner so far, while DHT biggest loser. XOM and CVX i bought most of my shares during the march dip and they've pumped a lot.

[Anonymous No.19168851]

OOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.19168860]

>>19168680
I just don't see how this strategy works right now. Every day in AH we pump, and every day, immediately upon open, we dump.

[Anonymous No.19168861]

>>19168344
REMINDER
I meant 3 am CST, of course

[Anonymous No.19168867]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19168869]

>>19168851
Powell is sleepwalking and started the Printer a bit early.

[Anonymous No.19168870]

>>19166901
>The nothing burger common cold lockdown is ending.
You sound increasingly paranoid schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.19168878]

Bobo are you ok bobo ?

[Anonymous No.19168891]

>>19168602
based

[Anonymous No.19168895]

>google meet
>facebook messenger rooms
>microsoft teams
Is it time to start stocking ZM puts?

[Anonymous No.19168897]

>>19168878
>1,629.51+12.47+0.77%
Yeah looking very good.

[Anonymous No.19168909]

>>19168844
also add COP to that list. forgot about them

[Anonymous No.19168921]

>>19168831
you should at least diversify into silver as well, boomer

[Anonymous No.19168932]

>>19168895
i was thinking of shorting that garbage with 50k when it nears $200

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19168934]

>>19168692
Thanks for hunting that down. I hope it's useful.
Damn, I was so much more helpful and contributive back then.
I believe Stooq was a really stellar and free source for daily prices, which I think you said you had an interest in.

>>19168716
>2003
>The fucking odds of that
>The odds of that AND you're just shitposting on the fucking stocks thread

>>19168817
>It's possible. I'm an oldfag circa 2005. It sounds wrong even saying it. Fuck I want to go back.
>Fuck I want to go back.
If you bang chicks that are x many years younger, does it at least feel like you've gone back?

[Anonymous No.19168942]

>>19168921
Not touching shitcoins, sorry. Don't forget to buy more in your generational dip, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.19168947]

>>19168897
lol

[Anonymous No.19168972]

>>19166934
>>19167214
>>19167314
Where the fuck are these retarded gigacopes coming from? How could someone be so emotionally invested in oil not going down?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.19168980]

>>19168602
Layoffs almost always result in a pop in the stock not a drop.

[Anonymous No.19168990]

I thought the bears would have had it today. I'm so pleased I don't do options or I would have bet big Fri and lost a ton of money today.

[Anonymous No.19169019]

>>19168942
fuck you

[Anonymous No.19169022]

>>19166603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccztRby3FAk

[Anonymous No.19169027]

>>19168825
Give me penny stock airlines.

[Anonymous No.19169035]

15 minutes, Britbongs.

I hope you bought Gold miners Friday.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.19169044]

>>19168692
Someone was bullying CY in that thread. If only they listened...

[Anonymous No.19169045]

>>19168837
/tv/ has had a bad rep forever. I’m not surprised they probably paid a couple moderators to watch the place 24/7

[Anonymous No.19169053]

>>19168972
Who’s coping? Oil is going up and tankertrash are going down.

[Anonymous No.19169059]

F U C K

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169064]

>>19168584
Futures tab of investing.com
It's listed in the OP

>>19168980
>Layoffs almost always result in a pop in the stock not a drop.
That sounds true.
The finance boys do like a reduced headcount.
However, there's also the whole "buy on the rumor, sell on the news"

>>19168602
I've been getting the news for this stuff off teamblind and layoffs.fyi, but it's very, very tech heavy.

[Anonymous No.19169071]

>>19167397
>> 2-3 million dead Americans
> with an average age of over 80
No. About 50% (so about 1-1.5 million) will be over 75, about 25% (500k-750k) will be 65-67 and the remaining 25% (500k-750k) will be 45-65 (there will also be about 4%, so 40k-60k dead, that are under 45, taken from the other percentages that are only almost 25%, 25% and 50%)
40k-60k under 45...that’s what the worst flu does in a season including all ages (and there too old folks are very over represented).
500k-750k of 45-65 year olds...that’s the providers for a whole lot of families. It’s a big chunk of the most productive part of the work force. It’s dangerous enough that people will have to start doing hard math around what puts their family futures less at risk, to work or not to work. Considering also going to a restaurant when doing that math will just seem ludicrous.

[Anonymous No.19169078]

Don't bet against the American economy.

[Anonymous No.19169086]

>>19169071
> 65-67
Should be 65-75

[Anonymous No.19169088]

>>19168547
MMs heavily short, retail going to get fucked as per usual. We dip but not far enough and everybody gets rekt.

[Anonymous No.19169089]

>>19169053
source?

[Anonymous No.19169091]

if oil goes up just a few % even 1% every day from now... i can retire

[Anonymous No.19169099]

>>19168990
A bobo who didn't cover on Friday is a greedy bobo. Thursday was a bounce day on above average volume and near high of day close. Follow-through green day on Friday also with above average volume with near high of day close again. Friday was crystal clear signal that Wednesday's bearish break was not going to be immediately continued.

Attempt likely to be made at 3000 today maybe Tuesday/Wednesday. What happens in terms of sell pressure around that level will dictate whether it breaks up, stays crab, or rejects again and breaks down.

[Anonymous No.19169108]

>>19169089
You don’t know how to find the price for oil and the share price for tankers? Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.19169117]

>>19168837
Fuck off schizo newfag. I thought you were baiting at first but turns out you’re mentally ill kek

[Anonymous No.19169121]

>>19169099
Oh stop. Nobody knows where this shit is going. pick a trend line and hope it keeps going. Thats literally it. Not much else to it.

[Anonymous No.19169122]

so i just opened my first stock market account and deposited 10k into it, which shares should i buy?

[Anonymous No.19169129]

>>19168934
I’m a 2007 newfag and I strictly fuck 16-22yo girls and I’m 32 btw.

[Anonymous No.19169132]

JUST BOUGHT MORE STONKS
green day all day
based bvllbros
bobos cucked

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.19169138]

>>19168825
if the market crashes again ill buy gold miners again for a quick doubling of money.

[Anonymous No.19169140]

>>19169122
$spy. Just hold that until you understand the market. That'll be never.

[Anonymous No.19169146]

>>19169122
The next zoomer buys in. Watching from the sideline and look and my shiny rocks will be fun. I don't wanna see a single wojack when the stock market finds back to reality, but then again i wanna...

[Anonymous No.19169147]

>>19169078
Go back to reddddddssit

[Anonymous No.19169148]

>>19169108
why is oil not going to crash tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19169151]

>>19169122
you need to diversify your bonds niga

[Anonymous No.19169154]

>>19169140
tqqq is better

[Anonymous No.19169157]

>>19169071
We'll probably only hit 120k deaths by EOM at most, and if deaths actually started really accelerating then people would actually start getting scared and lower the rates naturally. The millions of deaths is going to take a long time to ever get to if it was even possible. More than likely COVID's just going to be endemic and kill at most 300K by EOY. The at risk group is going to be quarantined before it actually starts massively killing them (aside from cases of people not following procedures which may cause a few thousands). But fear wins if it accelerates again so I'm not worried about a million+ deaths unless you're talking about over years of it being endemic.

[Anonymous No.19169166]

>>19169154
Yeah do this.

[Anonymous No.19169169]

>>19169122
Akka technologies will pop up at least 7% today

[Anonymous No.19169171]

>>19169129
where do you find them, tinder?

[Anonymous No.19169174]

>>19169099
>attempt at 3000 today
You can’t possibly be serious.

[Anonymous No.19169183]

think ill split my 10k half on Novavax and half on BioNTech

[Anonymous No.19169192]

>>19169174
Dead serious business.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169193]

>>19169129
>I’m a 2007 newfag and I strictly fuck 16-22yo girls and I’m 32 btw.
How do you go about it? Just dating apps?
Ever tried Seeking Arrangements? Or legit hookers?
Ever gotten married?
Got any good stories?

[Anonymous No.19169195]

2 mins, Britbongs.

Pray for GGP for me, lads.

[Anonymous No.19169196]

>>19169169
No.
>>19169183
Great way to lose half of your money rested.

[Anonymous No.19169209]

>>19169157
Keep in mind those numbers include people that died WITH covid, not just OF covid.
See
https://denver.cbslocal.com/2020/05/14/coronavirus-montezuma-county-coroner-alcohol-poisoning-covid-death/

[Anonymous No.19169221]

>>19169196
why

[Anonymous No.19169225]

So apparently Dalio has been doing these LinkedIn updates regularly, a tiny bullshit post every day but often long ass analyses and theorizing. I’m going to delve deeper into the DalioLore this week, when I’m not studying. Gonna have to do a lot of studying and find a better workout routine too.

Anyhow, this one may be critically relevant. Also, see pic.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/three-big-issues-1930s-analogue-ray-dalio/

>>19169078
Based.
>>19169064
God I want the yun&Megu combo painaizuri...

>>19168837
That’s not at all what’s happening you fucking retard.

So much good discussion and your contributions are shit as always.

>>19168837
/tv/ is a shitpile and the newfag schizo you’re talking to doesn’t know shit about investing or imageboards, he’s just here to rage because he’s banned again.

>>19168735
Yeah but we don’t know what he’s in now. Has he repositioned for further volatility? Got more heavily into treasuries/gold/debt? Maybe foreign currencies for protection?

Do you remember what comes next in the playbook? If this is a debt crisis... we’ll it might just be laying the groundwork for one who knows when it hits?

[Anonymous No.19169240]

What's the best way to bet on an L-shaped recovery?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169244]

>>19169099
>>19169192
Bruh, we're not hitting 3k today.
A likely optimistic target I see from the S&P is 290, which is 1.5% or 2% up.
Best possible is 295, but that would be insane with our lower volatility

[Anonymous No.19169246]

>oil crashing

[Anonymous No.19169261]

>>19169240
Dont

[Anonymous No.19169270]

>>19169193
New ID but Tinder or through friends of friends. I look young and say I’m 22 unless they clearly have issues and the I tell them my actual age. Never tried SA but I know a girl who fucks dudes from there.

I got married to a wonderful woman that I care deeply about, I took her actual virginity when she was 18 but the years pass and no matter how wonderful and kind of a person she is, I still fuck (legal) teenagers because I’m probably a sociopath and think only with my dick. Whatever I’m rich and happy thanks to a certain medical technology company I’ve shilled here before but will not mention.

[Anonymous No.19169274]

>>19169148
It is. But there are so many variables it is simplistic thinking to say oil up, tankers down. It works that way, but only to a degree.
Tankers are fucking crazy and only idiots play them long. Oil is a problem short-term but those who bought stonks last month are going to lighting cigars with money this fall.

[Anonymous No.19169278]

>>19169246
in all fairness, i also expect market to sell off on expiration, doesnt have to crash, but it will drop a bit

[Anonymous No.19169283]

>>19169195
God speed

[Anonymous No.19169309]

OOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19169322]

>>19169246
OH NO NO NO

TANKERTRASH BTFO

[Anonymous No.19169324]

>>19169309
Good job anon, you found the real money.

[Anonymous No.19169333]

>>19169240
Join theta gang, wish I had earlier.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169337]

>>19169270
Oh. Right. I can lie about my age.
Sounds made up, particularly the part about actually making fistfuls of cash off of biotech, but interesting post nonetheless

[Anonymous No.19169346]

>>19169278
Its true. We do still have two days to expiration.

If it tanks to $10 i expect the markets to follow. I just dont know who is buying...who in their right mind isnt expecting it to go down 10%?

[Anonymous No.19169348]

>>19169309
Nice that stock was at 2 pounds in January.

[Anonymous No.19169349]

how do i into insider trading?

[Anonymous No.19169360]

>>19169209
I am not sure why people care about this argument. I mean yeah I get that the situation in your link is dubious but it's very unlikely that events like this change the numbers in a meaningful way.

[Anonymous No.19169363]

>>19169349
You need a job for that first.

[Anonymous No.19169377]

>>19169274
Isn't USO pretty fucked long term for all the oil reserves theyve had to shut off? Turning them off damages the reserves and it costs billions to repair them, so i've heard. Also that oil needs to be somewhere around 30$ for these reserves to even be profitable. The reason the saudis and russians were flooding the market was spesifically to eliminate the US as a competitor, no?

[Anonymous No.19169379]

>>19169349
get inside

[Anonymous No.19169381]

>>19169363
a what?

[Anonymous No.19169394]

>>19169381

[Anonymous No.19169409]

>>19169360
It changes it significantly when you consider the age cohort getting wrecked the hardest by covid are people 80+. People that were going to die in 2 years are all getting killed at the same time. After them it's people with diabetes and the morbidly obese. So how many healthy people without pre conditions that weren't ready to die in the next few years has covid killed? The lockdowns were justified by "look at the big scary death numbers" so if the death numbers are inflated we have less reason to be destroying the livelihoods of 30 million Americans.

[Anonymous No.19169411]

>>19169337
I dropped out of high school to play WoW then joined the military and saved when I was in. I went all in on this company thanks to first bend knowledge of their product and made about 2.4 million which isn’t a lot but I haven’t really worked since. Might sound farfetched but it’s true my dear tripfag

But yes, that’s exactly the key, lie about your age. Maybe google their interests or zoomer memes ahead of time unironically.

[Anonymous No.19169413]

>>19169377
I was thinking more along the lines of MRO, or companies in the gasoline business. Apologies. USO is something I wouldn't fuck with.

[Anonymous No.19169417]

last three digits of my post decide how Raytheon shares move today

odds green, evens red, x.xx%

[Anonymous No.19169422]

>>19169409
>>19169360
People still discussing the meme virus and not the underlying flaws of the current economy? god oh god

[Anonymous No.19169427]

>>19166681
bad jew

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169428]

>>19169349
Amazon is about to use the ocean's of cash it is sitting on to turn its warehouses into floating air fortresses, constructed with blimps.
Imagine this:
You barely even manage to touch your greasy, fat, slippery little finger to the buy button before you are struck in the back of the head by a package that has just been fired out of a cannon from a gigantic floating warehouse.
They're going to be called The Amazon Airships, and Amazon Prime now means 30 seconds rather than 2 days.

You obviously didn't hear it from me though.

[Anonymous No.19169435]

>>19169411
>first bend
Most people here that fuck with biomemes have first bend knowledge for sure!

[Anonymous No.19169451]

>>19169422
The economy was all smoke and mirrors since day one. But you can't perform the trick is people aren't working. And they're not working for something that is largely non lethal to any healthy person of working age. Quarantine old people and sick people and let the rest of the world get back to it so we can go past 30k.

[Anonymous No.19169460]

OH NO NO NO BOBO

[Anonymous No.19169465]

>>19169460
FUTURES BLOOD RED

[Anonymous No.19169484]

>>19169465
EUROPE IS GREEN FTSE PLUS TWO PERCENT

HAHAHHA IM LAUGHING AT BOBO AGAIN AND AGAIN IVE LOST COUNT

[Anonymous No.19169489]

>>19169193
Holy shit I typically don’t like 3D but she is kind of pretty.

[Anonymous No.19169500]

Future is at 2887. Life is going to be good with this rally

[Anonymous No.19169504]

>>19169451
The meme virus was an excuse to further inflate the bubble and keep the current system on life support. Further you have a frightened society and more power and police state laws globally. Perfect results. (((They))) don't care about lifes.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169506]

>>19169411
>first bend knowledge
Wtf does this shit mean?

>But yes, that’s exactly the key, lie about your age. Maybe google their interests or zoomer memes ahead of time unironically.
Alright, I can buy that shit.
How much younger is your wife? Is she one of those 16 to 22 yos you picked up?

[Anonymous No.19169515]

>>19169451
It wasn’t “smoke and mirrors”
It was tweets, cellphones, monetary policy, and e-thots

>>19169363
Why you gotta be so rude today?
Moose take your lunch?

>>19169270
>TMDX anon is a sociopath and never even caught the coronavirus he took all that sick time for

[Anonymous No.19169523]

>>19169504
(((They))) are gonna have a boogaloo on their hands if they leave too many fighting age men without options.

[Anonymous No.19169529]

what is the symbol for s&p500 futures? is it SPX500USD?

[Anonymous No.19169540]

>>19169529
GODDAMIT NEWFAG
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

[Anonymous No.19169542]

>>19169428
thanks for kek anon

[Anonymous No.19169544]

>>19169523
Unemployment money and further relief packages, what more options do fighting men need? Majority of people who lost their jobs in US are earning more money than before, kek.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169547]

>>19169489
Cosplay, anon.
Only the pure ones tho.

[Anonymous No.19169553]

>>19169523
>muh bugaloo
yeah right you’re domesticated and won’t resist all talk no action

[Anonymous No.19169561]

I heard Jerome's talk on 60 Minutes today was bad, what's the deal? Futures sure don't seem to think so

[Anonymous No.19169563]

>>19169515
>Why you gotta be so rude today?
>Moose take your lunch?
Landlord is having construction crew come today to demolish the deck on the house, then next day build new deck. This is overdue to be done but I'm not looking forward to two days of sawing and impact drivers.


>>19169529
ES but you can use spx500usd to see real-time numbers.

[Anonymous No.19169573]

>>19169547
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.19169578]

>>19169544
Lots more don't qualify for unemployment and there hasn't been a second round of corona bucks. Not to mention the businesses that will go under because of this. We can't just UBI all of these people forever.
>>19169553
I have a job. That's why I'm advocating for others to get theirs back. I know what people get like when they're desperate.

[Anonymous No.19169591]

>>19169561
think for yourself. Imo we will be green all week

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jerome-powell-federal-reserve-economic-crisis-coronavirus-pandemic-60-minutes-2020-05-17/

[Anonymous No.19169605]

>>19169547
>Pure cosplay gorls
Daily reminder a girl cannot turn to cosplay without achieving at least two (2) of the following: BDP, HPD, NPD, eating disorder, Diphenhydramine or equivalent addiction, avoidancy, or dependancy disorders

[Anonymous No.19169610]

Someone bake

[Anonymous No.19169611]

>>19169561
He just repeated the same unlimited QE bullshit he's been saying for weeks, don't know why anyone cares what the Fed says anymore

[Anonymous No.19169615]

>>19169578
>there hasn't been a second round of corona bucks.
You still don't get it, you so fucking ignorant. It isn't about the meme virus. The mortality rate lower, way lower than all predictions - all models were "wrong" (on fucking purpose). There wont be a second wave, this isn't the same timeline as the spanish flu.

>We can't just UBI all of these people forever.
And yes you can. That's the power of the current economy. Take out more debt and fake more growth. That's what we do since years and decades.

[Anonymous No.19169618]

>>19169561
According to el-erian, markets think we’re in a win-win scenario because either shit improves or the fed has to buy more assets and get more creative.

Also, see
>>19168547


>>19169563
Whys he doing that during a pandemic? Have you tried going on rent strike? Do they even have laws out there?

>>19169088
Missed this, but it sounds likely. I’m very torn on whether to take losses or wait for volatility on my UVXY. Not the type of thing I usually want to DCA down on.

[Anonymous No.19169627]

>>19169618
>Whys he doing that during a pandemic? Have you tried going on rent strike? Do they even have laws out there?
I dunno. No I like my landlord and he hasn't raised rent in seven years. Law of the jungle. Or tundra. Or desert. Whatever season it is.

[Anonymous No.19169628]

How much more can Bobo take of the ass pounding

[Anonymous No.19169633]

>>19169615
Doesn't work that way sorry. I know it's a clown market and you're probably a salty bear, but the money has to have some form of reality. Otherwise nobody would lose their job and we would just print money for them to stay at home while employed.

[Anonymous No.19169654]

>>19169157
I do think you are right because people will see some sense when deaths take off again, like you say. It’s just a bit sobering that it will actually take the needless sacrifice of 10s maybe 100s of 1000s of lives for people to be able to reach that conclusion, which is trivially reachable with basic math. See this board for reference, the idiots here truly think it’s pretty much over and that they will be able to just defiantly resume business as if they could “stand up” to the virus.

[Anonymous No.19169657]

>>19169628
Not much must admit, im about to capitulate

[Anonymous No.19169660]

>>19169591
>Jerome Powell: I've been watching the markets.
glad to hear it Mr. Powell :3
>>19169618
Oh dear, reminder smol specs NEVER win

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169680]

>>19169542
The next step is that we're also going to be the first to capitalize on mind-reading / brain-interlinking tech.
You're not even going to be able to get your fat, greasy, stupid little fingers to the buy button in time for your skull to be greeted by one of our proud packaged delights on its flight through your window.
There'll just be non-stop random maelstroms of packages slamming through your windows 24/7.
There'll be a mighty Amazon Airship lurking in the distance through your window while you're taking a shit, plop, and then notice that there's no toilet paper... BAM! Amazon package to the skull, faggot! There goes all your windows! Enjoy your fucking toilet paper!

[Anonymous No.19169691]

>>19169627
It’s bear season, get your bear-gun.

That’s good to get along well with your landlordc or anyone you have a major long term legally binding contract with. At least it’s during a market holiday so you can afford to be distracted?

>>19169660
>small specs MAJORLY offsides
Jesus fuck my dude thank you for posting that.

Small specs won once according to COT, I don’t remember when but I remember trying to get ratsu to esplain it to me as it challenged everything I know to be true.

[Anonymous No.19169708]

>>19169657
Maybe turn it into a fetish?

[Anonymous No.19169713]

>>19169633
Jobs will be lost due to automation anyway.

>I know it's a clown market and you're probably a salty bear
Random assumptions. It is not a clown market at the slighest, this is the result of 0% interest rates. That's the reason why everyone is pooring money into all assets, everything is growthing together right now. Bear? In the heart yes. But I am playing the sentiment of the herd, never play against it and you will never lose. The trend is upwards right now.

>Otherwise nobody would lose their job and we would just print money for them to stay at home while employed.
Wouldn't make any different, if you pay them having a job in a zombie company or not. Adapt the society for the future the jobs will be rare anyway. Seems like you are still conditioned on, get a good job, build a family and buy a house ideology.

[Anonymous No.19169726]

>>19169654
I stopped trying to argue against willful ignorance in the face of a virus by using the maths and the whole "historical precedent set before by similar scenarios" and all that and after 2 months its just gotten tiresome and now I just use a :^) smiley and haha and move on.

If it kills em, fuck em. no use getting all buttfrustrated.
Consider it the Purge you can opt out of.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19169741]

>>19169605
What is BPD?
What is yandere?
Might that be a part of my fetish?

[Anonymous No.19169786]

>>19169708
shit i dont know, maybe

[Anonymous No.19169795]

making new hang on...

[Anonymous No.19169802]

Wagekeking for a biweekly paycheck...I have to wait two weeks to buy anything. Then I deploy the money and I have to wait again. At this rate it will take 2-3 mos to build out my positions.

[Anonymous No.19169816]

>>19169451
Let's say we isolated the old and the sick so the rest could get back to work. There would of course still be a lot of deaths among the young and healthy, we can even get a decent estimate. Two questions for you:
1) What is your guess at this number?
2) What number would you think "too high", i.e. lockdowns would be worth it?

[Anonymous No.19169837]

>>19169691
I explained

[Anonymous No.19169842]

de_cbbl

[Anonymous No.19169846]

>>19169605
>Diphenhydramine or equivalent addiction
Fucking Benadryl addiction?!

[Anonymous No.19169847]

NEW NEW NEW

>>19169836

>>19169836

>>19169836

>>19169836

>>19169836

[Anonymous No.19169857]

>>19169816
Among young and healthy people it's less deadly than the flu. Something like 80% asymptomatic. It's really old people with pre conditions getting btfo which is why they need to be isolated. Young people die from the flu too but we don't destroy the world to protect them. If you feel sick you stay home and if you don't recover in a timely manner you go to a hospital.

[Anonymous No.19169891]

>>19169837
I think so but it was a while ago so I don’t remember what happened

[Anonymous No.19169903]

>>19169857
So no guess? The number is between 100k-250k dead among healthy people (no comorbidity) under 65. Do you think that would be kind of a lot?

[Anonymous No.19169960]

>>19169903
Replying in the new thread