/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19162782]

low volume / high volume paradigm paradox edition
futures are open

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/sleeping/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>19159593

[Anonymous No.19162807]

we are NEVER EVER going below 2800 ever again

[Anonymous No.19162814]

big stinky crash monday :^)

[Anonymous No.19162832]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrjHT5O-En4
>Opening up
>Nothing burger
>Pent up demand

[Anonymous No.19162838]

Prepare the party hats.

[Anonymous No.19162843]

anime

[Anonymous No.19162853]

>futures

[Anonymous No.19162857]

>>19162651

[Anonymous No.19162861]

>>19162838
>party hats

[Anonymous No.19162882]

>tankerfags get btfo this week

[Anonymous No.19162886]

So is oil going to crash or not? I heard people saying the only reason it hasn't crashed yet is that all the contracts are held by dumbass retail investors who don't know what's coming.

[Anonymous No.19162913]

It's ya boy, Raoul Pal, here to drop some redpill nuclear bombs on the euro dollar system and coming economic depression

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19162917]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=Zf1hefgJbak&feature=emb_logo

[Anonymous No.19162916]

Can you place futures on futures?

[Anonymous No.19162921]

Well well well,

looks like the bears lose again hmm?

Futures are green, we are going to be seeing a big green day on Monday, we could see 3,000 on the SPX this week.

Such a shame bears, you are missing out on a number of opportunities for profits, instead you keep holding out for cheapies that will never come.

[Anonymous No.19162984]

When do oil contracts end this week? Is it too late to go all in on $GUSH?

[Anonymous No.19162999]

AAH IM GONNA COOOOOM

[Anonymous No.19163000]

IZEA

[Anonymous No.19163005]

>>19162921
Monday and tuesday will be red, but wednesday and on will be green.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19163025]

>>19162999
yep it'll dump at open, you're not watching shit... sell now or hold your position tight... i stand by my decisions...

[Anonymous No.19163027]

>>19162916
Yes it's called a derivative

[Anonymous No.19163028]

[Anonymous No.19163048]

Green day today.

[Anonymous No.19163049]

>>19163025
Shut up you malcontent, gold is going to moon.

[Anonymous No.19163050]

>>19163025
1. That's a bull flag
2. Gold fundamentals are still strong

[Anonymous No.19163058]

>>19162921
The futures'll reverse while you're sleeping like they did for the past week.
And once Corona cases shoot up with all the reopenings its gonna be the bigger big red than any red before.

The mumus had their 2 months of stroking, its bear time now boyo

[Anonymous No.19163078]

>>19163048
Just not 8 pls

[Anonymous No.19163084]

How do I invest in cunny and feets?

[Anonymous No.19163128]

>>19163048

[Anonymous No.19163136]

>>19163048
Rolling.
>>19163078
At least it's not 0?

[Anonymous No.19163139]

>>19163048
Roll

[Anonymous No.19163150]

>>19163084
If you give me 5 dollars and suck my toes I’ll give you 10 dollars.

[Anonymous No.19163153]

>>19163027
Who many levels of derivatives can I place on top of themselves?

[Anonymous No.19163161]

>>19163136
Ill take it i guess. Asian milkers are better than no milkers

[Anonymous No.19163162]

>>19163048
I want to put a baby in #2 so badly.

[Anonymous No.19163197]

>>19163162

Winrar my friend.

>>19163048

[Anonymous No.19163206]

>>19162782
>SPY 297 next target
>New giant pump after 315
Has the weekend prepped you Bobos for another round of unlimited losses

[Anonymous No.19163231]

>>19163206
I am eagerly awaiting the bear tears when we hit 300 this week

[Anonymous No.19163233]

>>19163048
gib #9 pls sir

[Anonymous No.19163237]

>>19163162
Grats. Child support is bullish.

[Anonymous No.19163242]

>>19163058
You have no future as a trader, your account is marked for death

[Anonymous No.19163246]

Anyone buying shrm tomorrow? Anon has convinced me it's not a pnd

[Anonymous No.19163251]

>>19163025
Hahahaha fucking goldlet

[Anonymous No.19163263]

>>19163048
gib 7

[Anonymous No.19163269]

>>19163048
Rolling for 7

[Anonymous No.19163277]

>>19163246
i’m not because it’s a pnd

[Anonymous No.19163285]

>>19162882
>yfw tanker stocks general died out

[Anonymous No.19163301]

Why are futures green? Us it TINA from foreigners?

[Anonymous No.19163302]

>>19163153
As many as people are willing to buy

[Anonymous No.19163308]

>>19163246
it is a pnd

[Anonymous No.19163311]

>>19163233
Looks like you dodged a bullet. Now get your eyes checked.

[Anonymous No.19163316]

>>19163246
I'm not because canada's markets are closed on Monday

[Anonymous No.19163325]

>>19162814
Nothing but green, bobo. Get fucked

[Anonymous No.19163357]

>>19163246
did he ever post any numbers about potential future earnings, anything quantitative or profit-cognizant at all, or just more qualitative stuff?

[Anonymous No.19163358]

>>19163308
>>19163277
>Typical pleb is too lazy to research which stocks are pnd and which are legitimate
Going to be printing money

[Anonymous No.19163374]

>>19163153
UVXy options are a derivative of a leveraged instrument based on the futures that is a derivative of options which are derivative of the spx, an index of stocks, thereby derivative.

[Anonymous No.19163377]

>>19163285

[Anonymous No.19163386]

>>19163048
7,3 or 2 all in on DIS

[Anonymous No.19163393]

>>19163311
my contacts are very dry :( dont make fun

[Anonymous No.19163406]

Millionaire this week. Bobos get rekt

[Anonymous No.19163441]

>>19163325
>green futures 13 hours before market open

Listen baby girl you're gonna get hurt but regardless of what happens ur still beautiful to me bby

[Anonymous No.19163451]

Memeing aside, what do you think is going to happen with Chyna?

[Anonymous No.19163464]

>>19163441
Gettin close to breaking through the top. I’ll let you ride on my yaht when I make it

[Anonymous No.19163472]

>>19163285
Now that all the normies have been shaken out we can make money!

[Anonymous No.19163473]

>>19163451
I hope they fuck off and do their own thing for a couple hundred years
just build a big wall around themselves and stay inside it

[Anonymous No.19163481]

>>19163048
I'm forever alone.

[Anonymous No.19163486]

>>19163048
Let's see who wants to get with me and my PEP gains

[Anonymous No.19163488]

>>19163406
>WM

Did you seriously buy a bunch of literal penny calls on waste management

[Anonymous No.19163502]

>>19163357
Clinics have 1.5 million in revenue at a profit. 1 clinic for every 1 million people in North America is 350, that's half a billion in stable yearly revenue. The clinical business is at least worth 10% margin on that revenue 10 years out which is half a billion. So IMO for the potential it has on these clinics alone which are only 1 aspect of their business, it's still undervalued at a 150 million market cap. If you look at their mushroom business which sells lions mane, turkey tail, cordeceps, etc. it is also seeing extremely healthy growth.

[Anonymous No.19163512]

>>19163357
One of the slides showed a clinic in Canada that with 1500 patients in a year created over a million dollars in profits.
Compared a drug jj has in the states to what altmed is creating. They own the clinic which can administer esketamine so of course they would formulate their own product, which they can with their other subsidiary. Jj drug is forecast to bring in 1.3 billion in revenue so there's a comparison number. Plus something about jj not being approved by the Canadian health people so altmed will be the only in that space. Of course nobody has a number for psilocybin profits because it's a new space we are charting into

[Anonymous No.19163524]

>>19163237
Look at her, she’s perfect.
Face, Hair, body is all my type.
Would gladly play it.

[Anonymous No.19163526]

>>19163488
Obviously yes. My strategy is to buy way OTM calls and hope the company finds buried treasure before expiry. If 1 out of 100 works out it’ll all be worth it.

[Anonymous No.19163553]

Huge bear flag formed on ES and NQ fuuuuuuuck tomorrow will be brutal why didn’t I fucking sell on Friday

[Anonymous No.19163559]

>>19163481
No, that would be me.

[Anonymous No.19163560]

>>19163406
>idiots like this are rewarded for their gambling
sigh....

[Anonymous No.19163582]

I know youre all having fun being retarded but dont forget: it only goes up

[Anonymous No.19163598]

>>19163553
Calm your tits, tomorrow will be green

[Anonymous No.19163601]

So PEP is up ~35% for me. Should I load up on more?

[Anonymous No.19163612]

>>19163582
A whole generation of traders is about to get bogged

[Anonymous No.19163623]

>>19163582
unless you own tankers

[Anonymous No.19163631]

>>19163598
Dude I’m not a bobo but we are going to plummet tomorrow, you must have started investing recently

[Anonymous No.19163658]

>>19162782
what is the next W?

[Anonymous No.19163687]

>>19163631
>tfw JCP bagholding
not looking forward to tomorrow, first time getting rekt and it hurts

[Anonymous No.19163706]

>>19163560
>anyone who takes risks is an idiot
That’s why you’ll stay poor. Keep buying gold, boomer

[Anonymous No.19163708]

>>19163687
Now why tf would you buy JCP stock?

[Anonymous No.19163711]

>>19163631
literally everything is green you delusional bear

[Anonymous No.19163716]

>>19163687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVvwCkB-JLE

[Anonymous No.19163739]

>>19163708
seen a lot of idiots on here buying it because it's cheap, they don't seem to realize that most shareholders get wiped out during bankruptcies.

[Anonymous No.19163745]

I'm scared for this week

[Anonymous No.19163748]

>>19163687
>buys shares of a bankrupt company
>wonders why his money is disappearing

anon i...

[Anonymous No.19163757]

>>19163246
>Anon has convinced me it's not a pnd
It is. That stock has run up 10x since listing two months ago.

[Anonymous No.19163774]

After all the hype about how broken USO etf is and how FUCKED oil is, we can't just short this shit and make free money, right?

They must have fixed this somewhat, we know they changed the rollover process. It can't tank again and force prices to 0 or below again, right?

And why'd you guys call this guy the Japanese shadman? He seems completely fucking based?
>Character Design:
>Heterosexual as fuck
>maximum testosterone levels
>women of all desirable sizes

[Anonymous No.19163775]

The only stock i'll complain about is MITT there is no reason mortgage reits should be going up

[Anonymous No.19163776]

>>19163711
I made 104k going all in on SOXL calls at the bottom, faggot. I have been doing this a long fucking time and you unironically cannot read a chart let alone be cognizant of the MM moves right now.

The anon that said you zoomers are going to get bogged is correct. The world isn’t ending but this will be a bad week.

[Anonymous No.19163789]

>>19163708
>>19163716
>>19163748
I THOUGHT I COULD FLIP IT BROS
it can still bump a little so I can recoup right bros?? look at Sears they made it back after a bankruptcy?!??!

[Anonymous No.19163792]

>>19163775
certain reits might if they haven't recovered from the march lows and are focused on properties that won't be affected by the shutdowns.

[Anonymous No.19163797]

>>19163708
People thought it would get bought/bailed out

[Anonymous No.19163804]

>>19163757
I guess you were to young to be around during the cannabis IPO listings. Look at any of them, you could argue the same thing in the beginning. Look at weed or cron for example

[Anonymous No.19163814]

>>19163797
lmao

[Anonymous No.19163816]

>>19163058
>corona
Please stop posting about this nothing burger forever.

[Anonymous No.19163825]

>>19163776
>stonks only go up xD
>don’t fight the fed xD
>all the big firms are long xD
Delusional permabulls btfo. This chart shows ALL the big boys are short and it’s literally only retail about to be left bagholding looooool

[Anonymous No.19163840]

>>19163789
Sell at opening

[Anonymous No.19163846]

>>19163789
In a bankruptcy equity gets liquidated and the company's debtors take control. That or the current owners liquidate the assets to pay off the debtors and hopefully also some cash

[Anonymous No.19163848]

>>19163797
There are literally inverse ETFs dedicated to the death of retail

Who would buy JCP? It’s trash, malls are trash.

[Anonymous No.19163849]

Is this guy still posting here?

[Anonymous No.19163867]

>>19163757
I don't know anon, everyday there is massive support at various numbers. There is always a lunch sell off but the days are almost always green.

[Anonymous No.19163875]

Jerome said no depression, I guess we're safe

[Anonymous No.19163878]

>>19163774
>we can't just short this shit and make free money, right?
The oil ETFs have all been rejiggering the way they do their holdings and calculations to try to prevent another clown show like the May contract. This makes them very unpredictable to trade as their movement relative to oil futures since then has been... funky, to say the least.

>>19163804
I traded all through the dude weed bubble m8. I know. You're being foolish and greedy staying in this trade.

[Anonymous No.19163881]

>>19163706
I took risks. I didnt get lucky.

[Anonymous No.19163884]

ya'll ever FEEL a dump coming before it does?
I couldn't sleep Tuesday night.

>>19163816
>moron alert sounding off
Maybe if you ignore it harder we'll hit Dow 30k

[Anonymous No.19163895]

>>19162886
Oil demand is going to go up. Saudis cut production. Guess what happens to prices when demand goes up and supply goes down . Are the "people" you're talking about brain damaged?

[Anonymous No.19163902]

>>19163875
Don't worry, corona is contained

[Anonymous No.19163923]

So, how many of you have calls for the last quarter?

[Anonymous No.19163924]

>>19163884
>ya'll
Why are amerimutts so stupid and cowardly?

[Anonymous No.19163926]

>>19163902
Top kek

[Anonymous No.19163928]

So fucking hype that I went all in Friday and hoping for a bullish Monday. It's happening

[Anonymous No.19163929]

>>19163895
Imagine being this retarded unironically. LMAO!

[Anonymous No.19163936]

I’m coooming

[Anonymous No.19163955]

>>19163929
>demand up
>supply down
>prices will go negative again
>my tanker bags will recover

[Anonymous No.19163963]

>>19163955
I see you finally found a gif of yourself in real life, Brandon! Good for you.

[Anonymous No.19163964]

>>19163776
What does this show?

[Anonymous No.19163966]

>>19163936
does this mean oil is about to moon?

what does this mean my friend?

[Anonymous No.19163965]

>>19163884
>ya'll ever FEEL a dump coming before it does
Yeah but I get that feel when it doesn't happen too. Or I get the golden bull feel and then snibby takes control. My gut isn't reliable.

[Anonymous No.19163968]

>>19163881
You just didn’t take the right risks, fren. Being negative about others’ good fortunes doesn’t make you any richer.

[Anonymous No.19163971]

>>19163924
I’m American and I love calling people mutts because it gets guaranteed (you)s kek

[Anonymous No.19163985]

>>19163963
I found a book for you.

[Anonymous No.19164002]

>>19163985
Got this for you. Tell your tard wrangler about it.

[Anonymous No.19164019]

>>19163936
Canada is saved. $100/barrel by 2022.

[Anonymous No.19164024]

When do futures open up

[Anonymous No.19164040]

>>19164024
They;re open now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19164044]

>>19163048
if i get 0 i win eternal happiness...

[Anonymous No.19164046]

>>19164002
Here's a picture of your "investments."

[Anonymous No.19164054]

How well do you think this will age?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dud-stock-picks-bad-industry-bets-vast-underperformance-its-the-end-of-the-warren-buffett-era-2020-05-14

[Anonymous No.19164055]

>>19163924
I'm sorry, should I crawl up my own asshole in a search of the most intelligent-sounding words that appeal to smartass foreheads like you?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19164065]

i rolled two 4s so that means i get legit fresh off the boat korean.... im so in love.

[Anonymous No.19164071]

Can oil producers "cheat" and announce a cut but not do it or make it look like they are doing it in reality? Is that market manipulation?

[Anonymous No.19164079]

>>19164046
Bullish, fewer competitors means higher spot prices.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19164092]

you all suck diick and are faggots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ofVsxTPoc

[Anonymous No.19164095]

>>19164071
Yes. Google it, it's historically extremely well known that OPEC does exactly that all the time. Iraq failed to cut this time around, blaming its foreign companies operating there. It's the 2nd largest OPEC producer.

[Anonymous No.19164105]

>>19163965
It's hit or miss. I honestly am not feeling it right now, but the whole reason I was on Tuesday probably had to do with my nigga Fauci saying how it was.

The futures have started off green then reversed into heavy red at midnight fairly regularly now, so i'm kinda anticipating the market to bleed this week.

[Anonymous No.19164108]

>>19163968
Its more along the lines of seeing the same thing repeat. People like us don't learn until its too late.

[Anonymous No.19164112]

In the long run, the only meaningful outcome of the great oil boogaloo is that Royal Dutch Shell used the opportunity to ruin its spotless reputation and fuck over all its investors

[Anonymous No.19164127]

>>19164095
So then why would oil prices rise on these announcements when it's known that people cheat here? Is it a buy the "news", sell when the official stats say otherwise?

[Anonymous No.19164164]

>>19164108
I have plenty of income to never learn my lesson. The stock market is the white man’s casino

[Anonymous No.19164166]

[Anonymous No.19164173]

>>19163048
Rolling for trips

[Anonymous No.19164191]

>>19164166
This is hardly new information, nobody was calling a V shaped recovery

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19164193]

welll gold broke upward
i guesss i suck...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRJlTr50zAk

[Anonymous No.19164196]

>>19164127
There are tons of factors at play. USO and UCO (along with 100% of smart money) moving away from june contract and instead going off july, august, even september for one. Speculation on reopenings and increased demands in relation to the cuts (e.g. if india had reopened, which it's not doing, it would have made up for cuts not being real), many "weird" news items (china importing more oil than normal, supposedly refining at pre-corona levels -- all estimated from satellite images since they don't actually reveal figures; USA not counting the docked saudi tankers trying to unload when measuring supply, then pretending they ignored them because the boats that transport oil from the tankers to shore were 'out of gas' and therefore the oil wasn't on shore yet; Cramer et al. shilling for oil a lot; reopening hopium) and more also obviously played a role.

[Anonymous No.19164203]

>>19164166
just do the opposite of whatever the news says

or the professionals say

[Anonymous No.19164227]

How do I talk to beautiful women in the park?

[Anonymous No.19164245]

>there are anons here right now that aren't hodling lots of oil

[Anonymous No.19164247]

>>19164166
That's called a depression fucking faggot cum

[Anonymous No.19164251]

>>19164227
YOU, don't

[Anonymous No.19164256]

>>19164227
Tell them you have a special present in your pants. Women appreciate the mystery and surprise.

[Anonymous No.19164258]

>>19164164
>People like us don't learn until its too late.

[Anonymous No.19164294]

>>19164245
just fomo'd in 1000 more dorrar

[Anonymous No.19164306]

>>19163878
>funky, to say the least
I don't trust it
Man I swear there used to be free money in this game

[Anonymous No.19164312]

>>19164191
What the fuck are you talking about, I see "V shape" faggots in these threads every night

[Anonymous No.19164330]

>>19164227
Tell them you own 90% of JCP stocks

[Anonymous No.19164337]

>>19164227
Say hello, what's up, if your good looking, it not, you need some money.

[Anonymous No.19164343]

>>19163048

8 better come with leaky tits.

[Anonymous No.19164345]

>>19164337
she aged so poorly. very sad.

[Anonymous No.19164358]

>>19162843
based
>>19162838
also based...
but I wish my UVXY would pay off and I could buy some more cheapies!

[Anonymous No.19164366]

BIIIIIIIIG GREEEEEN LIIIIIINE OoOoOoOoOoOo

[Anonymous No.19164456]

A pair of worn sneakers fetched 560,000 at auction. Jesus, yeah M.J was a hell of an basketball player but forking out that amount of green for his sneakers is a bit much...

[Anonymous No.19164475]

>>19164456
i just bought some nice new adidas with my oil money from friday baby

cha ching

i dont care about 500,000 baht michael jordans

[Anonymous No.19164507]

>coronavirus declining in places reopening
>futures already at 1% up
>jpowell has even more ammo
Literally nothing can stop the train. Futures will probably hit 2900.

[Anonymous No.19164546]

>>19164456
sports memorabilia is just a form of collectible, another asset class you can diversify into in the hopes that it will retain its value or appreciate in value.

People with so much goddamned money that they have to buy all sorts of equity, treasuries, debt, real estate, core assets, etc. sometimes also buy other assets to protect their vast wealth and speculate on.

Fine art and wine have done fairly well at that.

[Anonymous No.19164551]

>>19164330
btw i cleaned it up a little and took out the red, this one might be more reusable

[Anonymous No.19164586]

All these anons saying shrm is a pnd. Where is the dump anons? Crystal ball time EH. Lmao

[Anonymous No.19164611]

>>19164546
Well if that's the case I got a bunch of baseball cards from when I was a kid somewhere in the house still. Along with my nes and games.

[Anonymous No.19164619]

Futures all last week went from high green to low red multiple times every night.

This future movement is honestly pointless.

[Anonymous No.19164635]

>>19162832
Holy fk I'd cheer if Pim Tool dies. I don't give a damn about his opinions about anything, but the fkr is just too tedious to live.

[Anonymous No.19164690]

UBER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19164697]

>>19162999
That’ll make a beautiful head and shoulders

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19164717]

>>19164690
its ok just wait... futures are full of shit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENwIVw2h3SQ

old fags love when this shut the whole site down for a week.

[Anonymous No.19164736]

Will the maret be red or green tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19164746]

>>19164690
Bullish.

[Anonymous No.19164753]

>>19164736
helo fren XDD

marged will be red domorrow :-DDDD

[Anonymous No.19164757]

>>19164736
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19164765]

>>19162814
lol not even close. moonpie tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19164792]

>>19163048

5 GET

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19164814]

>>19164757
if you don't understand gymnastics please don't try to teach it... i've blow up my shoulder on rings, never went to a doctor to repair my torn rotator cuff i just learned to throw left handed.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19164866]

ok i give up booze today forever....

[Anonymous No.19164868]

>>19164191
>>19164312
>>19164247
This is another way of saying more quantitative easing will be justified.

[Anonymous No.19164869]

oh my god like omega b-b-b-b-b-ullrun
SEB to 3300

[Anonymous No.19164871]

>>19164690
UBER WILL SKY ROCKET! NOTHING CAN STOP IT!

[Anonymous No.19164883]

$30 Oil? I call BS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19164896]

you are all my witnesses... and i love you all... also buy nothing. sqqq... short tech monday you'll get some movement.

[Anonymous No.19164898]

>>19164868
That money is going to exit stocks to try to find a better return. Commodities at an all time low right now.

[Anonymous No.19164911]

>>19164054

[Anonymous No.19164926]

>>19163936
Before Wednesday it’ll be -30. Screen cap this. Also tankers are not inverse oil.

[Anonymous No.19164991]

>>19163048
Plz

[Anonymous No.19165000]

>>19164898
>commodities
Which ones? FCOJ?

[Anonymous No.19165022]

>>19164883
>>19164926
What is the thinking behind this? Do you guys watch the same youtube retard or something?

[Anonymous No.19165048]

>>19165000
Think it's going to dip one more time anon?

[Anonymous No.19165063]

>>19165048
Gold or orange juice? I don't know.

[Anonymous No.19165077]

>>19164757
>betting on continued volatility


>>19164792
I don't think she's playing that game right

I'll make babies with 9
3, 2, 1 also breeding material

[Anonymous No.19165087]

>futures green
OH NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!

[Anonymous No.19165095]

>>19164814
I just had myself a good solid chuckle at the ideo of you, baggie, flopping around on gymnastics equipment.

[Anonymous No.19165110]

>>19165087
Trend has been futures pump we dump during MH crab gang

[Anonymous No.19165134]

>>19165110
>crab

[Anonymous No.19165154]

>>19163048
Roll

[Anonymous No.19165174]

>>19165022
What do you think is going to happen to oil?

[Anonymous No.19165178]

kek, glad I'm not my neighbor. They've got 3 kiddies with another on the way. Wife looks to be in her early 30's and knocked up.

[Anonymous No.19165183]

>he hasn't bought SBUX

[Anonymous No.19165186]

>>19163048
Roll

[Anonymous No.19165193]

>>19165174
It will probably just go more or less sideways like everything else. I don't think it will crash or go negative again.

[Anonymous No.19165195]

>>19165178
kek, giving a shit and talking about people like this. one day you will prob want a family.

[Anonymous No.19165198]

>bears

kek, what a bitch

[Anonymous No.19165203]

>>19165178
Y-Yeah anon, m-must suck to have a family, haha

[Anonymous No.19165222]

>>19165077
I've legit already cummed two times to this image
I given up on trading I just come in these threads to coom

[Anonymous No.19165233]

>>19165063
Gold

[Anonymous No.19165289]

>>19165195
>>19165203
kek, I don't got nothing against kids. If that's your thing go for it but I do kinda feel sorry for the bastard if/when the wife hits him with divorce papers. Poor bastard won't have a dime left after the lawyers and kiddie payments/wife payments get sent out.

[Anonymous No.19165294]

Get back in SRNE or take my profits and never look back?
What do you think /smg/?

[Anonymous No.19165311]

So if you buy gold/silver where are going to store it? How are you going to protect it when the hungry riots start all over the place?

[Anonymous No.19165327]

>>19165289
you are kinda damaged.

[Anonymous No.19165338]

>bet 35k on DAX bull
fuck yeah that's 42k already. hope it keeps pumping

[Anonymous No.19165350]

POWELL'S ON THE TEEVEE!!!
(see bee ess)

>>19165222
g-get a grip my dude, it's a black and white sketch

[Anonymous No.19165351]

>>19162782
The hidden /biz/ server link is discord gg CkgeGY
We will interview Sergey Nazarov next week. join
...
.

[Anonymous No.19165379]

I'm going to get fucked tomorrow, biz... and not in a good way...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165381]

what has happened to me... even pornography can't turn me on.... am i gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENwIVw2h3SQ

[Anonymous No.19165393]

>>19165379
It’s going to be ok brother

[Anonymous No.19165423]

>>19164926
> Before Wednesday it’ll be -30
You should be right, but this is clown market. Even Rystads latest numbers confuse the heck out of me, somehow we slid back 2 months from it being may tank overflow to now July "maybe" full landside storage, but the supply / demand numbers really didn't change much. My own numbers seemed to indicate May-June, even with the cuts from Opec et. all.
> https://www.rystadenergy.com/globalassets/pdfs/rystad-energy_covid-19-report_14_may_2020-public-version.pdf
I'm starting to wonder if the data itself is bogged at this point; with oil supplies not being counted when it's convenient, and then reappearing later and handwaved as errors in data.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165442]

>>19165393
CAN I HAVE A NEW BROTHER?

[Anonymous No.19165450]

>>19165294
Anyone?
I made 2.5k.
Should I go full retard or not?

[Anonymous No.19165465]

Bought AYTU on friday for 1.53
Should l go long tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19165468]

>>19165450
No.

[Anonymous No.19165487]

>>19165442
It’s possible

[Anonymous No.19165492]

>>19165450
take profits and buy a call if you want to gamble further. or just gamble it all what no skin off my sack.

[Anonymous No.19165509]

>>19165381
When masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking breaking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM

[Anonymous No.19165532]

>>19165379
Just knowi bought this at 225 I wish I know it was a thing before crash because I know it was coming and mylifewould have improved greatly and now it’s nothing has change lost whole stimulus check in 2 days about

[Anonymous No.19165537]

>>19165198
Best part is that the meme chart actually happened but retarded bobos don’t realize we’re at return to the mean already

[Anonymous No.19165548]

>>19163048
Rolling for 8

[Anonymous No.19165555]

fucking hell this crude and DAX pump. made 20k

[Anonymous No.19165564]

>>19163048
gib gf

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165613]

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENwIVw2h3SQ

[Anonymous No.19165619]

>>19165350
Tights are very well drawn
>>19165564
You didn't ask nicely anon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165636]

>>19165613
I THINK NOT ONLY DID I RESIST I WAS ABUSED... WAIT THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART THOUGH.

[Anonymous No.19165646]

>>19165555
>made
So when did you cash out?

[Anonymous No.19165649]

Bros what does cumming in a warm pussy feel like ?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165650]

I GIVE THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OIF ME TO EVERYBODY EVERY DAY!

[Anonymous No.19165654]

>>19165233
Production has gone up but the quality of the ore has gone down. So it costs more to mine gold and probably supply will go down eventually as well. And all fiat currencies are trying to go to 0. So the fear of inflation is inflating the demand for gold.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165669]

TOO WEAK TO GIVE IN TOO STRONG TO LOSE.... MAN THIS GUY JUST UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER FELT UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT....

[Anonymous No.19165688]

Futures lookin green af bois

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165699]

>>19165509
NO DUDE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... IM MORE ATTRACTED TO THIS BALDING GOOK BROAD, AND NO OTHER GIRL DOES IT FOR ME ANYMORE.... IT'S LIKE I'M FUCKING UHHH 100% GAY.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165706]

IM SO HAPPY I WANT TO MARRY THIS GIRL.... AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

[Anonymous No.19165714]

Oil is going to tumble into the mother fucking earth straight into hell. I never seen such a volume discrepancy. July contracts 32k, June only 1.8. Holy mother of low volume price manipulation, the moment one big fish (if there are any that aren't retail) sells this whole thing is going to topple over. NO ONE is trading oil right now...and that is terrible news for bulls.

[Anonymous No.19165715]

bears, how are you holding getting fucked and losing money every week?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165733]

I WANT TO USE A PAROGLYDER AND A BULLHORN AND SCREAM MY LOVE FOR THIS WOMAN FROM THE TOP OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND WITH ALL THE BREATH IN MY LUNGS.... I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FORTUNATE OTHERTHAN MAYBE THE DAY I WAS BORN.....

[Anonymous No.19165735]

>>19165654
Wanted to get more but I guess I'll just have to wait. Maybe there will be another sell off when some banks/companies fail and liquidate to cover the losses .

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19165765]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wsMEj2ZfW8

DON'T DO IT BUYIUNG OIL NOW IS SUICIDE

[Anonymous No.19165783]

>>19163048

[Anonymous No.19165787]

I'm close to being able to retire forever and fuck off from society

[Anonymous No.19165799]

>>19165537
Permabears will never be satisfied until every asset (except gold) is down 99.999%

[Anonymous No.19165814]

>>19165787
You learned to live off the grid?

[Anonymous No.19165833]

good silver etfs?

[Anonymous No.19165862]

>>19165000
First one besides precious metals will be Uranium. The major producers got together and agreed to shut down production until prices go up enough to start making money again. Uranium increasing will draw in speculators because of the history of the Uranium bubble.

This is a peculiar issue because you can't really shut down a nuclear power plant except permanently, demand is constant and supply is going to dry up.

[Anonymous No.19165870]

>>19165833
lolidunno. SLV or SIVR?

[Anonymous No.19165883]

It's going to open at 2900 and drop back down to 2850 on open isn't it. It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.19165896]

>>19165833
>good
>silver
This makes my yikes the BIG yikes

[Anonymous No.19165907]

>>19165883
snib snab

[Anonymous No.19165910]

>>19165896
it just bumped up a $ in two days and it's going to moon next week, quote me on this

[Anonymous No.19165918]

>>19165862
>This is a peculiar issue because you can't really shut down a nuclear power plant except permanently
Krauts are planning to turn off all of theirs by 2022. Retarded, but what can you do.

[Anonymous No.19165919]

1 more pump and we hit 2900 futures. Only up from there.

[Anonymous No.19165937]

>>19165862
Fucking thank you, I was wondering why uranium and attached industries went up on Friday. Got a source?

[Anonymous No.19165981]

If you invest in any chink company you should unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19165989]

>>19165814
You don't need money to live off the grid, just put some car batteries in series lol

[Anonymous No.19166001]

>>19163048
1 pls

[Anonymous No.19166020]

>>19165981
BiliBili is /smg/ approved
taking that money from those videogame addicted chink zoomers on gatcha games

[Anonymous No.19166028]

Will my F and GE calls be good this week?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.19166048]

So this is the power of BOBO

[Anonymous No.19166059]

>>19163849
I'm his little buddy and I snagged tvix at friday close. I think we might end up having a beer at the end of this month. My prediction is a -3% average each week.

[Anonymous No.19166064]

>>19165937
https://www.fnarena.com/index.php/2020/04/14/uranium-week-further-supply-cuts/
https://www.mining-journal.com/energy-minerals-news/news/1386687/cameco-restarts-ontario-ops-but-no-cigar

Cameco took 33 million lbs of annual production off the market in the past couple months
Kazakhs cut production by 10 million lbs

[Anonymous No.19166080]

All this green makes me SICK

Go on, get OUt of here MUMU, GIT

[Anonymous No.19166082]

>>19165862
What's the basic gestalt on uranium? News/events soon? Good stocks? Stocks to avoid? What is stuff like >>19165918
going to affect this? I seem to recall germanistan isn't the only ones doing this.

[Anonymous No.19166084]

>>19166048
Jeeeeezus this 60 Minutes interview with Powell is doing nothing? It's pretty brutal. He's WAY too honest and straightforward for DC, he's actually answering questions...

[Anonymous No.19166103]

>>19166048
We keep bouncing off of spy 290, at some point bulls will realize upside is capped at 400 points and downside is capped at whatever the fed feels like it’s enough to justify negative rates.

[Anonymous No.19166108]

>>19166084
What did he say?

[Anonymous No.19166109]

>>19166080
Mumu is love, mumu is life.

[Anonymous No.19166131]

>>19166020
HOLY MOLY

[Anonymous No.19166159]

>>19166082
I will be bullish on uranium when all the retarded hippie boomers.

Here are the big boys:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McArthur_River_uranium_mine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameco

[Anonymous No.19166168]

>>19166084
he's been transparent about this shit the whole time. Powell is great.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166169]

I FOUND A NEW SONG I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wsMEj2ZfW8 [Embed]

[Anonymous No.19166175]

>>19166082
> I seem to recall germanistan isn't the only ones doing this.
They are essentially the only ones that matter that are doing this.

[Anonymous No.19166177]

>>19166159
>when all the retarded hippie boomers.
*die

[Anonymous No.19166195]

>>19166082
German offline is priced in and offset by Chinese bringing a lot online. Japanese restarts could spike prices but they are being quiet about when they will restart them.

Only stock you will likely have easy access to is Cameco although if you can get your hands on the Kazakh stock they are the lowest cost producers. Additionally American Uranium production has collapsed and the US government considers this a security risk and is planning to stockpile 25% from domestic sources.

https://www.mining.com/trump-administration-unveils-plan-to-rescue-us-uranium-mining/

Issue with this is that American producers are only profitable at around $70/lb so they are all shut down right now and the government hasn't actually committed yet. So the moon mission is playing American Uranium juniors but I have no clue what to look for. I'm just buying cameco and will be happy with a 2x.

[Anonymous No.19166198]

>>19166131
botes r sloots

>>19166108
just realistic stuff, uncertainty
"don't bet against american economy... in the long term, or even the medium term!"

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166201]

>>19166169
WAIT THAT'S THE WRONG SONG....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

[Anonymous No.19166224]

>>19166159
Toss a hippie into a reactor. Do your part today!

[Anonymous No.19166268]

>>19165989
>1 post by this ID
spooky

[Anonymous No.19166277]

>>19166198
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jerome-powell-federal-reserve-economic-crisis-coronavirus-pandemic-60-minutes-2020-05-17/
found it, wow pretty optimistic. well, relatively speaking. i can see how the markets can remain green for a while.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166280]

>>19166224
I found a song.... it makes me feel ok. I will share it with you now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64 [Embed]

[Anonymous No.19166288]

>>19166268
He got electrocuted.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166320]

>>19166280
i pray i can be half the falther my dad was to me.... i can't honestly be in love.... i wanna go back... don't let me fall in love.....

[Anonymous No.19166340]

Red week, hype is gone and burger infections about to spike

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166347]

i wanted to say something about knee gaurds, you can find it in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64 [Remove] [Embed]

[Anonymous No.19166375]

wait holy fuck what's going on with gold??

[Anonymous No.19166385]

>june crude contracts green
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA SUCK A DICK BOBO

[Anonymous No.19166388]

>>19163048
All a loss

[Anonymous No.19166399]

>>19166385
>june crude contracts green
I wonder what will happen to july. Strange times.

[Anonymous No.19166403]

>>19166385
The greener it is, the more bobolicious the whiplash down to the negatives will be.

[Anonymous No.19166410]

>>19166224
The fact that leftist are against nuclear energy despite their religious love of "science" blows my fucking mind.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166433]

>>19166388
i felt the same.... shit sucks, at leas i found this new song... you should hear it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64 [Embed] [Remove] [Embed]

[Anonymous No.19166455]

reminder, boomers are furious that millennials got cheapies and will refuse to ever let the market drop again

[Anonymous No.19166462]

wish i could play this oil ride correctly and retire

[Anonymous No.19166483]

>>19166028
Please someone give me confirmation bias

[Anonymous No.19166490]

>>19166410
nuclear is awesome but there's no need for it right now, it's super fucking expensive and energy is crazy cheap.

Why should """leftists""" support it? It's not green, and its a nightmare to decomission (we've never successfully completed a decomissioning).

Why not wait until we actually NEED to use them, like when the permian is drying up? The tech is constantly improving, so why not put it off? Let France be the guinea pigs, and when SkunkWorks has some badass new reactor designs or makes a fusion breakthrough, then we can go nuclear in a big way.

[Anonymous No.19166494]

Everyone thinking they're going to get rich off oil contracts are going to be so devastated. Suicides are going to spike dramatically.

[Anonymous No.19166499]

sold off all my stocks in January to buy a house. Haven't paid attention to the market yet. Did I miss the dip?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166502]

i was born to be aabused. that's how i became a capitalist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64 [Remove] [Embed] [Remove] [Embed]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19166522]

>>19166483
nope you're fucked sorry mate, and im not a faggot either, but listen to this song it helps me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64 [Remove] [Embed] [Remove] [Embed]

[Anonymous No.19166530]

>>19166494
just need to hedge properly and have some decent timing

[Anonymous No.19166552]

>>19163048
Roll

[Anonymous No.19166556]

>>19166499
REITs and banks are still low.

[Anonymous No.19166563]

>>19166522
Nice dubs i dislike foo fighters

[Anonymous No.19166567]

>>19166490
We haven't decommissioned because we don't need to.

[Anonymous No.19166589]

>>19166581
>>19166581
>>19166581

SUNNDAY NIGHT HYYYPPPEE!!!

>>19166581
>>19166581
>>19166581

[Anonymous No.19166614]

>>19166567
Krauts are going to learn that the hard way.

[Anonymous No.19166615]

>>19166410

It's not too outlandish to use Bayesian reasoning and decide that because in the past everyone said "nuclear power is safe" then had various near misses or meltdowns (USSR, USA, UK, Japan), the new ones would be deceptively dangerous too.

Additionally, there's a US geopolitical incentive to have enough nuclear power running to produce weapons-grade material for yourself, but not so much it has an incentive to end up on the world market or stolen/lost, and not so many stations that you legitimise other countries setting up their own nuclear power (imagine powering half your country with nuclear and trying to diplomatically negotiate with someone to halt their nuke program). Though I doubt this is what your everyday leftist on the street is considering, I'm sure it's ideology filtering down from above

[Anonymous No.19166709]

>>19166614
which part?>>19166615
>imagine powering half your country with nuclear and trying to diplomatically negotiate with someone to halt their nuke program
jesus christ

it's also waste leaks and superfund sites that worry me. we don't seem to be able to do this without fucking it up, or we just don't care to. And when you see PG&E and BP getting off without anyone being held personally accountable, you thing "why spend so much on safety? Just do enough to get the regulators off your backs.

[Anonymous No.19166868]

>>19165649
pretty gud. been a year for me..

[Anonymous No.19166965]

>>19166499
this is my goal this summer. get at least 20% towards a house and get out.

[Anonymous No.19166972]

>>19165649
really good, then really bad. I always get the desire to leave through the window immediately after, but girls expect you to spend the night and cuddle.