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191524 No.191524[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>implying we don't all want to be Jordan Belfort
h-how do I make it there

>> No.191527

>>191524
you can't the real jordon belfort is a master salesman. He's also a perfect businessman the man knows how to make money. We don't it's not in our blood.

>> No.191526

>spending years in prison
>owing $100million in fines

I would not want to be him

>> No.191559

>>191527
You don't know unless you try.

>> No.191561

Would anyone like to join the Pen15 club?

>> No.191591

>>191524
He is probably the best salesman alive.

>> No.191614

>$24 000 earned from motivational speaking since 2007

He can't be that good at sales

>> No.191627

>>191614
Umm...

He makes that in maybe a month. He also has to pay back 50% of all earnings to a fund.

>> No.191635

yeah I don't. He sucks

>> No.191655

>>191561

>tfw you drew that on an Estonian girl's hand

>> No.191665

>>191591

The man could sell pens to the illiterate

>> No.191680

>>191665
That's because the illiterate like to draw.

>> No.191686

>>191680

he could sell pens to people with debilitating arthritis

>> No.191883

>>191524
invest in penny stocks

>> No.191891

>>191524
idk who that is but if hes in the pic i want nothing to do with it

>> No.191901
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191901

...Well? It's not going to sell itself.

>> No.191908

Break the law

>> No.191929

>>191686
you might not be able to draw now. but when science inevitably cures arthritis all that build up desire to finally use your hands is going to come rushing in at you at one moment and you will be happy to know that the first thing you write will be with the finest pen ever created.

>> No.191931
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191931

Yes, we all want to be a Jew like Jordan Belfort, whose mission was to the swindle the goyim and then have a movie made about him where his Jewishness wasn't even mentioned

>> No.191933

>>191901
>sell the ink tube separate
>sell the spring next
>keep the cap, so they have to buy more pens from you
I am truly the jewiest.