/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.19094192]

Jerome won edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed) (embed)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>19092553

[Anonymous No.19094214]

Went all in on JCP, wish me luck. Time to gamble.

[Anonymous No.19094217]

i fucking hate this shitty casino

[Anonymous No.19094218]

Fuck anime.

[Anonymous No.19094219]

First for fuck anime

[Anonymous No.19094222]

I thought the "go all in on devastating jobs Thursday" strategy wouldn't hold, joke's on me

[Anonymous No.19094230]

Thank you for your kindness Jerome.

[Anonymous No.19094232]

>bought leveraged shorts at the literal fucking bottom
>down 20%
Welp, time to die

[Anonymous No.19094238]

I feel like my odds would be better at blackjack than with this economy

[Anonymous No.19094239]

F
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[Anonymous No.19094240]

Just bought some SQQQ to daytrade. Dump commencing.

[Anonymous No.19094241]

CODXchads I pray for our success.

[Anonymous No.19094250]

is holding tvix overnight a bad idea? Im already down 8%...fuck

[Anonymous No.19094262]

>>19094232
Hold strong SQQQldier

[Anonymous No.19094264]

>>19094232
>Buy at close and sell at open
>Up 20%

[Anonymous No.19094266]

>>19094192
>Big pump
>MSFT just turned green.
Finally. Pumping all afternoon and doing nothing at MSFT.

[Anonymous No.19094268]

>>19094239
incredibly based

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19094282]

>>19094266
and I sold calls right before it lel

[Anonymous No.19094283]

SOXL CHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.19094285]

>>19094262
oh no no no no no no no

[Anonymous No.19094288]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.19094289]

[Anonymous No.19094291]

So 1% up?

Not bad for worldwide pandemic hitting 30% jobless news.

[Anonymous No.19094294]

S&P 1% lmaooooooo this fucking day

[Anonymous No.19094300]

>Sold Wendys put
>Got btfo 10% ITM
>Bear didn't exercise
>Wendy's recovered over strike price

What did the bear mean by this? Based retard?

[Anonymous No.19094303]

I fucked someone today, biz.... in a good way...

[Anonymous No.19094305]

clownmarket

[Anonymous No.19094308]

Fuck this rigged bullshit

[Anonymous No.19094312]

Okay i admit defeat

It was supposed to be big red

Closed my sqqq at loss

[Anonymous No.19094318]

>>19094266
It's almost back to its pre-crash price. I can't believe I missed the MSFT dip again.

[Anonymous No.19094321]

PUMP IT JEROME KILL EVERY LAST BOBO IN SIGHT

[Anonymous No.19094326]

>>19094288
take your meds

[Anonymous No.19094335]

>>19094291
Stocks are disconnected from reality because government intervention, it is no longer a free market.

[Anonymous No.19094336]

>>19094239
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.19094337]

>>19094291
companies finally got reason to rid of useless people. Extremely bullish news

[Anonymous No.19094341]

>>19094291
the market is forward looking, the last two days had already priced in more unemployment and now we're back on a moon mission

[Anonymous No.19094350]

I sold at open. I need another crash

[Anonymous No.19094358]

fuck this clown market

[Anonymous No.19094362]

>>19094350
That's what you get for being a pussy.

[Anonymous No.19094364]

I sold all my positions at the bottom today cause I thought the Dow was gonna head and shoulders.

You can all thank me for today’s pump.

I’m down 70% this year.

[Anonymous No.19094368]

>bag holding nvda since monday
>slept during the huge gains then dump
>bought at 319.50
>soldat at 319.60
Don't even care that its above 320 now fuck bag holding. I'm still holding Apple, Microsoft, and Facebook since Monday

[Anonymous No.19094371]

>>19094291
>2020
>Thinking the stock market has any connection to the economy and isnt just a state supported pension fund for boomers completely independent from other factors
Ok

>>19094312
I was never stupid enough to actually buy puts but yeah, if the market did not dump today it will never dump.
Ill continue crabbing now.

[Anonymous No.19094372]

>>19094312
I'm closing all positions and violating the PDT rules. Gonna call my broker and tell them to take me off margin, fuck all of this.

[Anonymous No.19094378]

>>19094337
To be honest. Everybody are pretty much useless. Its just poor people being jobless is bullish for rich people.

[Anonymous No.19094387]

>>19094192
Neither a bear nor a bull, but this day shows the insane market manipulation.
From around -2% to +1%. Funny to watch everyone getting burned. Cashbros will win

[Anonymous No.19094398]

>>19094368
NVDA isn't a bag you retard.

[Anonymous No.19094403]

>>19094387
how do I profit from a manipulated market?

[Anonymous No.19094405]

>>19094372
lmao get rekt

[Anonymous No.19094417]

>>19094387
It shows that the market is not allowed to drop.
Buy now, sell options, do some iron butterflies if you like. We will crab for a long time.

[Anonymous No.19094421]

Fucking subhumans bull niggers
you are a deluded spergs longing into 36 million jobless with growing tensions with the chinks.
The fat fuck will get the JFK ending sooner or later
you mark my word
TVIX chads will build their mansions on your suicided corpses
Screencap this you deluded adhd subhuman bull niggers shit kids believing in magic tricks

[Anonymous No.19094422]

>>19094214
>Went all in on JCP, wish me luck. Time to gamble.

You're being funny, right? I can't fathom why you would put money into something about to file bankruptcy, when there are so many good companies being discounted in the DOW today.

Bond holders and preferred stock gets first crack at the carcass, if there is anything to take, common stock will exit wearing only a barrel.

[Anonymous No.19094425]

>20% gain, strong urge to take profit
>60% gain, never buy more b/c too expensive
How the fuck do I buy & hold? I have like the opposite mindset necessary to succeed.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19094435]

>>19094403
you play the market instead of letting the market play you.

[Anonymous No.19094440]

I am ruined.

[Anonymous No.19094445]

>>19094371
starting to think you're right. it's fucking whack how insane the market is.

[Anonymous No.19094447]

Gold futures at 1737
Gerome is working overtime to inflate.

[Anonymous No.19094450]

>>19094341
but if you look forward it looks like a fucking nightmare

[Anonymous No.19094456]

this god damn market doesnt make any sense fucking invade us chinks and push it into reality

[Anonymous No.19094458]

>>19094440
you mean financially or...?

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19094460]

>>19094425
same I also have reverse fomo to counter trade

[Anonymous No.19094470]

>>19094398
he bought at 315 the ATH...

[Anonymous No.19094471]

>>19094372
I did this at the end of March to get out of some poorly timed spy puts, bought calls and made like 25% of my loss back the same day. My account got locked and I just switched everything to another broker and kept on

[Anonymous No.19094474]

LET'S CLOSE 1% UP CMON JEROME YOU CAN DO IT

[Anonymous No.19094479]

>>19094421
>TVIX
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.19094483]

>>19094364
he sold? pump it jerome

[Anonymous No.19094485]

Hey bears, guess you were wrong about that crash again weren't you?

how many times have you called for crashes that didn't happen now?

How much money have you losers lost?

Why haven't you learned that stocks only go up yet? are you all retards?

[Anonymous No.19094490]

>>19094470
So? NVDA is one of the most cutting edge tech companies in the world. They have a lot of room to grow.

[Anonymous No.19094495]

FUCK THIS CASINO LITERALLY A FUCKING RIGGED CASINO

[Anonymous No.19094497]

>>19094474
TYBG

[Anonymous No.19094506]

I'm either going to get really badly burned or I'm going to make a significant amount of money.

I'm putting 10k I have set aside for investments ALL in Greatland Gold tomorrow. Currently around 9p a share. Gonna sit on those shares until either a buyout happens or for some reason the company goes under and I lose everything.

Two brokers give the stock a target of 12p+ a share so I can't be that mad.

Some meme posters on Twitter reckon it will be bought out at 50p a share.

Join me, lads. I don't want to lose 7 month savings alone. Go all in.

[Anonymous No.19094507]

upppp dooown upppp. rember to perform after hours workout boiis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNtKlg5qRTE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19094508]

>>19094425
open another account to buy shit you're never going to sell, and fill it with the shit you're going to give to your beneficiaries when you die

[Anonymous No.19094511]

SHRM is love

SHRM is life

[Anonymous No.19094512]

IT WAS A BEAR TRAP ALL ALONG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19094513]

>>19094490
What are they doing besides graphics cards?

[Anonymous No.19094520]

hhaahhaahah that last candle
Watch it drop in futures

[Anonymous No.19094525]

Lmao @ that EOD BIG GREEN DICK

[Anonymous No.19094532]

>>19094513
Stick to buying index funds.

[Anonymous No.19094533]

Has anyone tried a cash covered put -> covered call cycle?

>buy cash covered puts, collect premium until you're exercised and forced to buy 100 shares of underlying
>buy shares or options with your recently collected premium
>with your 100 shares, sell a covered call, collect premium
>buy shares or options with premium
>repeat until you're exercised
>once you're back to all cash, repeat selling cash covered puts

It isn't a huge gainer, but it pays. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.19094534]

>>19094506
>buy my 130% up pump and dump
NO

[Anonymous No.19094538]

>Betting against the might of the US economy

Get fucked you stupid bears.

[Anonymous No.19094540]

Why the fuck won't the feds update their balance sheet
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

[Anonymous No.19094541]

>>19094513
Special hardware for AI and also just AI software and AI research.

[Anonymous No.19094545]

>>19094525
YOU BOBOS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[Anonymous No.19094559]

>>19094532
Sorry but I bought Amazon and Microsoft calls 6 hours ago

[Anonymous No.19094561]

Still down for the week, down for the month, down for the year. I am impressed with the fanatical denial of bulls but it's over.

[Anonymous No.19094562]

FIUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!

15 UVXY @ $45.37
WHY DIDN'T I SET A STOPLOSS AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19094563]

>>19094421
I love when TVIXtards get btfo, I really do. Hope you sold it lmao

[Anonymous No.19094565]

>>19094506
>memerocks
I'm a retarded bear but even I'm not dumb enough to invest in that

[Anonymous No.19094572]

Nice €200 up on my first day daytrading.

[Anonymous No.19094577]

>stocks green
>oil green
>commodities green
>gold green
everyone's a winner today lads

[Anonymous No.19094580]

>>19094364
Idiot, never sell your bags for less then you pay. Buy a stock with strong fundamentals and good moving average.
Also, remain calm or stop trading.

[Anonymous No.19094583]

>>19094239
you can't cuz it's a cartoon you brainless queer

[Anonymous No.19094587]

I will literally never buy index puts again

[Anonymous No.19094590]

I'm new here. But I have a question.
The peak fear of corona is over, states and countries are opening back up, we've been on an upward trend for over a month.

Why do a lot of posters think that a single red day means that the entire world is about to collapse?
Are they all losing lots of money?

[Anonymous No.19094592]

Lil' dead cat bounce today

[Anonymous No.19094593]

>>19094541
I know all of these. This special hardware you are referring to is literally graphics cards and all the ML algo shit is immediately published via papers.
So how are they making money on this?

[Anonymous No.19094594]

>>19094538
The economy is doing shit, the stonk market has nothing to do with it

[Anonymous No.19094598]

Tomorrow the bears will win again and mock the bulls. Rinse and repeat. This while board is filled with shizos, probably everyone here is bullish and bearish at the same time.

[Anonymous No.19094606]

>>19094577
well, almost everyone :^)

[Anonymous No.19094608]

>>19094241
Nigger you didn't sell?!

wtf are you doing?

[Anonymous No.19094614]

jesus christ

every single bad decision I could make in regards to holding/selling particular things all went against me

EVERY SINGLE ONE.

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.19094620]

>>19094572
uhh, nevermind those green dildos rammed my winnings to 260

[Anonymous No.19094622]

>>19094508
So? I'd buy stuff once and never again. That doesn't help my psychological blockade.

The other guy put it well when he called it reverse FOMO.

[Anonymous No.19094625]

fuck bros i mad a mistake and bout a put on the bottom instead of a call and i cant get out of it because 3 day trade rule

[Anonymous No.19094626]

>>19094614
Just do the opposite of your intuition

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19094630]

>>19094485
>Hey bears, guess you were wrong about that crash again weren't you?
SP500 N E G A T I V E YTD & WTD
>how many times have you called for crashes that didn't happen now?
twice but we are currently still down so this one is still on point
>How much money have you losers lost?
Im up 2k WTD on trade acc, considering not trading tomo to keep it like this, also my gold is up, btc is up, my cash is up, love bull markets
>Why haven't you learned that stocks only go up yet?
Bcs stocks are down so your blind and wrong

[Anonymous No.19094631]

>>19094533
It’s called The Wheel Strategy and it works really well with low volatility dividend stocks. You can have a bearish wheel (close call strike, far put strike) or a bullish wheel (far call strike, close put strike). The covered calls are your big premium generator, you should only do cash covered puts when you want to acquire more shares.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19094633]

>>19094485
This was my account right before the crash. SPY was trading around $292.50

[Anonymous No.19094634]

>>19094577
A toast to the Federal Reserve

[Anonymous No.19094635]

Oh my word, imagine being a fucking bear rn

[Anonymous No.19094643]

Im sad I hodld cash for today and didnt buy in when my gut told me to
That said for the first time I feel for the Bobos. There was no way to know just how propped up the market is. They paid the price for our learning experience.

At least we now know it is safe to buy in.

>>19094533
Yeah. Some guys called it wheeling.
I actually prefer CC over it. But its not much different.

Usually I do CC and throw in some 30/45 DTE naked puts in the mix.

[Anonymous No.19094645]

>>19094534
>>19094565
You'll see, anons. When I turn my 10k into 50k in less than 6 months. You'll see.

[Anonymous No.19094647]

Green whoopee

[Anonymous No.19094648]

>green
KEK

[Anonymous No.19094653]

>>19094511
Based. Anon shilled it earlier. Didn't even know there was a ticket for it. Would have jumped in earlier but literally just found out from his shilling. Long hold is going to PAYY

[Anonymous No.19094657]

I'm getting better with options. Why don't more people do these. Wish I knew what I was doing when buying Wayfair. Could have made so much more

[Anonymous No.19094658]

>>19094593
they really aren't. rent seeking on software is about all they really have otherwise. I'm not convinced there are that many customers needing these things which would explain why it doesn't move so well.

[Anonymous No.19094660]

>>19094590
>The peak fear of corona is over, states and countries are opening back up, we've been on an upward trend for over a month.
You posted 0 things that matter. What matters is if people are going to start leaving their houses and start consuming again, and anyone who isnt a retard won't

[Anonymous No.19094661]

WTF WAS THAT????

[Anonymous No.19094663]

>>19094614
I know that feel.
That's why I ended up just buying something safe and decided to just wait for years.
Trying to be slick and day trade/swing trade just kept fucking me too hard.

[Anonymous No.19094664]

Got so depressed and anxious over black-monday and the week after that i sold all my stocks and put most of my liquidity into gold. Haven't read any economical news or visited /biz since then.
>WHAT
>THE
>FUCK
>HAVE
>I
>MISSED?
Why the fuck is blue-chip still so high up? How come this robust economy hasn't imploded yet?

[Anonymous No.19094668]

so, how did we do today /smg/?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19094670]

>>19094485
>>19094633
And this is what I get for calling that crash.

[Anonymous No.19094679]

>>19094590
The market is priced like people will go out and start spending again in June instead of deleveraging and saving (what's really happening)

[Anonymous No.19094683]

>>19094614
This has been almost my entire May. January through April were amazing, but every fucking move in May has gotten me fucked. I'm taking the rest of the month out while I'm still up on the year.

[Anonymous No.19094688]

Haven't you learned yet? Unemployment is GOOD for companies since they have to pay less, while also having a bigger pool of candidates to select from
Unemployment = Bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.19094692]

>>19094664
Nothing. Even based Varney went "WOAH" as the stocks went up.

Honestly we just saw a dead cat bounce as a result of hard as fuck selling

[Anonymous No.19094694]

Surprised my stocks werent up much today with the dow nearly at 400. EAT up by .16%, MRO by 1.6%, IVR by 4%. Kind of pathetic considering how much I lost on them yesterday.

[Anonymous No.19094699]

3 million job losses on Wednesday. Would be the worst in the history of america if it wernt for the previous 5 weeks beating it.

Spy pumps 8 bucks. Its literally in a nosedive and out of nowhere...buying pressure. Makes total sense...absolutely NOBODY on this board predicted a pump. Even the bulls were calling a little down and hopefully a small rebound.

It just goes to show me and that none of us have any fucking clue or affect on this. We don't matter. Were at the will of the federal reserve(its mysterious, unidentified stock holders) and the banking sector.

[Anonymous No.19094700]

>>19094572
enjoy losing it all in the next 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.19094705]

>>19094668
lame as fuck

[Anonymous No.19094706]

>>19094657
Because they are risky as fuck, especially when you choose expiration dates near term like you did

[Anonymous No.19094718]

>>19094630
You aren't ought to take the Corona crash into account. Everyone's obviously only talking about the time since March 24 and what happened before doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.19094720]

>>19094192
Will open red tomorrow if not then pic related

[Anonymous No.19094724]

Another day where I have to play Russian roulette by calling where the market might be tomorrow to have a chance at making any money while those with over 25k in their accounts can set stop losses and trade the tape. At least only 1/4th of my options expire worthless tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19094725]

>>19094679
>>19094660
I just don't think things are going to get any worse than that last week of march.
Maybe you guys know of something even more alarming than a (at the time) mysterious new virus that could have been a potential humanity killer for all anyone knew.
But I just don't see it.

[Anonymous No.19094726]

>>19094633
Baggie you would be a millionaire if you stopped cashing out every week to buy drugs

[Anonymous No.19094744]

>>19094679
this is my guess as well. People will probably prepare into Q4 as well for the potential CORONER: PART DEUX.

[Anonymous No.19094745]

>>19094683
Me as well. Everything doesnt make sense. It pumps when it looks to fall. It falls when it looks like it has support.

Getting ping ponged by computers is super fun. Not a game I can win.

[Anonymous No.19094746]

Almost 30$ for WTI, I’m coooming.

[Anonymous No.19094751]

>>19094688
Actually it means the HR types will do everything they can to screw people outta getting interviewed. Via jacking up the "required" shit. Cause they want to make their own jobs easier to do. Why interview 40 people if we can merely change this little word here or there and cut that down to just 20 instead?

[Anonymous No.19094759]

>>19094590
Do you remember the good old 2019 summer? It was terrible indeed.

>22% of US was unemployed.
>Europe was breaking down and losing over 9% GDP
>Fuck...the Q2 and Q3 earnings were historical worst ones the society has seen in decades.
>Every country in the world had to take out additional debt to cover the crisis and it didn't help
>And besides the consumer confidence at the bottom...even the people who want to buy stuff, couldn't...due to random restrictions.

Yeah i think a 2019 valuation right now, is just a tiny little bit overvalued. ;)

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19094761]

>>19094718
>well if you take this specific chart from most recent low till now, it is up, the fact my portfolio decreased compared to Q4 19 is not relevant
>no, the fact theres actual bull market in gold and bonds does not count either
ok I see, way to make money, off you go

[Anonymous No.19094766]

>>19094192
>be bullish for SPY pretty much every fucking day
>diamonds hands as fuck
>gets burned everyday, post bull memes to cope
>the day i decide to go bearish it does 180 and pumps the hardest i have ever seen
>logic tells me it’s going to dump AT LEAST ONCE so i can sell this shit fucking and cover my losses
>it keeps pumping

This is it. Im done with this shit. This was the money i was saving for my first car. I will yolo Netflix Calls and if I don’t make it i will literally and unironically fucking kill myself. This universe has something against me. Goodbye anons

[Anonymous No.19094767]

>>19094670
9000 dollars lol, this is the guy living here giving you trading advice. Post 5 year

[Anonymous No.19094777]

>>19094633
>>19094670
Nice Baggie. Maybe you can buy a new truck now to take your gook gf out.

[Anonymous No.19094779]

>>19094751
HR roasties dont care if youre attractive lol

[Anonymous No.19094782]

>>19094670
holy shit HOW

[Anonymous No.19094788]

>>19094699

Should of knew something is up when sp was -1.5% down and suddently wells fargo, ic and jpmorgan go +10% stocks.

After that it was all PUMP!

[Anonymous No.19094797]

>>19094767
Fucking newfag, that's Baggie's playaround account. He is a hedge fund IRL and we have reasons to believe he is actually Paul Tudor Jones just shitposting around here.

[Anonymous No.19094799]

>>19094699
altought, most are restaurant workers and so on, i think many of these people get basically a raise because of hefty corona buxxx

[Anonymous No.19094827]

just got a text to get a discount in TOT @ 28.64 should i cop it?

[Anonymous No.19094831]

>>19094766
>diamond hands
>bear

does not compute fucktard. If you were diamond, you'd be bullish over the timeframe of at least half a decade. get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.19094832]

>>19094759
Most people know that this has a singular cause and once that cause is lifted, things will take off again. It's, say it with me, priced in.
Anyway you look at it, all of this goes away after the election.

[Anonymous No.19094835]

>>19094797
lol samefag

[Anonymous No.19094836]

>>19094766
Damn nigga I know stops and trailing stops aren't the best idea for options but use them.

[Anonymous No.19094840]

>>19094766
dont buy options
just trade stocks, if you made a mistake you can just hold them
you will never be a millionaire but alive

[Anonymous No.19094843]

>>19094777
hes currently paying off this one while fucking a balding yoko ono

[Anonymous No.19094845]

>>19094746
Yet many oil stocks I see are down or flat...what gives

[Anonymous No.19094851]

>>19094692
Bear market for how long? I'm estimating ETA: 3020

[Anonymous No.19094855]

are there any countries with a free market, asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.19094864]

>>19094699
I'm just going to accept that the market won't dump before the wealth transfer is over. Everyone here was fearmongering that the feds had stopped pumping which is why i sold. Today shows that they're still holding on to that infinite cash slogan

[Anonymous No.19094866]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19094867]

>>19094799
What does that even mean? You mean going into massive debt by paying people to stay at home and not spend money/work and save is good for the economy?

You guys are delusional.

[Anonymous No.19094869]

>>19094766
Jesus man..

[Anonymous No.19094877]

I've been making $500-1000 a day with a $50k cast basis since April, if you can't make money in this market right now, you are probably better off never touching the stock market for the rest of your life.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19094878]

>>19094843
Im more of the Edge guy, I like that ass. Would drive

[Anonymous No.19094889]

>>19094593
>is literally graphics cards
No, but nobody cares for their non-gpu hardware because you need to manually finetune the backend code for the model or else it runs slower than on gpu. After all the finetuning (too much effort not even remotely worth it in an iterative explorative domain like deep learning research - and can't scale using anything past a cpu cluster so useless in production as well), it's only about 50% faster than using a gpu, so absolutely not worth it, ever (takes more development time than you'll save through runtime).
cudnn et al. are the de facto standard and causes a vendor lockin effect: it's the only backend that is even remotely viable for deep learning, and it only works on cuda, so all deep learning research happens on nvidia gpus, and it will never ever happen on amd hardware even if amd hardware became technically superior.
Finally, just because you publish an algorithm (and many don't, usually you publish the original work and then patent and internally refine the concept into a very different and undisclosed thing) doesn't mean you're not profiting from it more than anyone else (e.g. you are the only one with the necessary dataset to make use of it).

[Anonymous No.19094898]

>>19094562
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DID I GOVE BACK MY GAINS!??!!

WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE PEP ON THE DIP???

[Anonymous No.19094901]

>yfw the pump was from fucking cramer retail
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/13/jim-cramer-shows-playbook-for-investors-to-start-buying-stocks-thursday.html
god damnit jim, you can't just do this to dump your bags. what the fuck

[Anonymous No.19094908]

>>19094832
Once again. Nothing goes back to normal like nothing happpened. People will stay scared, people will stay unemployed, businees will stay bankrupt, earnings will stay shit for several quarters and debt will rise.

Everyone's prediction is getting worse and worse and Asian countries right now are locking back down die to 2nd wave.

I never understood that the market can stay irrational, but this is srly a next level and you are the average guy getting played on. But as everyone on /biz/. You will time it perfectly.

[Anonymous No.19094918]

>>19094877
Could you teach a fellow /biz/raelite senpai

[Anonymous No.19094923]

>>19094901
That’s silly. I highly doubt that’s what did it.

>tfw was just watching his conference all right now
Heh

[Anonymous No.19094932]

>>19094923
check front month crude contract volume. This is going to look biblical.

[Anonymous No.19094935]

>Hard dump well below the moving averages (note: Before, it would dump and magically gap up right at the moving averages to """""bounce""""" up off them)
>hard selling AH and premarket for 3 days
>1 day has speculators all buying in thinking they can scalp some money and we go up 1%

lads, dead cat bounce. That's all today was. We were due in for one as selling volume was decreasing. Already the S&P500 is showing significantly overbought on all the intervals. At most we will gap up slightly before another dump.

[Anonymous No.19094949]

>>19094645
You lose 99.99% of the time with penny stocks. You probably think "but I can be the lucky 0.01%!" It's literally the first mistake retards make when they starting investing. You're confusing gambling with investing. You won't learn your lesson until you lose 90% of your money gambling, so nothing anyone will say will teach your dumb ass a lesson.

[Anonymous No.19094959]

>>19094932
Explain?

[Jerome No.19094963]

This is what you get for betting against the printer you stupid fucking niggers. STOCKS ONLY GO UP

[Anonymous No.19094966]

>>19094901
based cramer

[Anonymous No.19094967]

>>19094706
You realize options are used to hedge against risk if used correctly, right? Just because you retards only use options for gambling doesn't mean they're risky. Read a fucking book, you uneducated cunts.

[Anonymous No.19094969]

>>19094918
Pick a handful of good companies with high fluctuations and buy them when they're trending up. Use a moving average to form an objective confirmation for a positive trend. That's literally it. That's how most day traders and swing traders make a living.

[Anonymous No.19094996]

Buy CODX, not even shilling the financials all look great, come get rich with me anons. Only regret is I didn't buy more on today's dip

>>19094799
>People are getting raises for working during the pandemic
kek, you obviously don't work an entry-level service job.

[Anonymous No.19094999]

>>19094766
Git gud

[Anonymous No.19095008]

>>19094706
Options are as risky as you make them. Stop buying lottery tickets.

[Anonymous No.19095016]

>>19094908
>People will stay scared, people will stay unemployed, businees will stay bankrupt, earnings will stay shit for several quarters and debt will rise.

Man what are you talking about? people are fucking clamouring to get out and back to normalcy, the only ones who refuse to do it are a few retarded governors.

2nd wave is a bunch of fucking nonsense that means nothing. It's either there will be a second wave, or an indefinite lockdown for the foreseeable future. Which one do you think people will accept? Lockdown was to make sure hospitals arent overrun, and they werent. Now its time to open things up gradually while making sure hospitals can handle it.

[Anonymous No.19095024]

>>19094959
It seems that retail has a decent amount of buying pressure and can trigger movements. Front month crude should probably be trading at zero but some group isn't selling. Not sure what it means, not sure what's going on, but a signal like that from cramer could explain a 30 point bump.

[Anonymous No.19095041]

lol Kramer had the CEO of Upwork on, such a dank pump.

if the stock even grazes $15, i'm dumping, the facade is going to crumble very fast in regards to their usefulness/capability as a company.

[Anonymous No.19095043]

>>19094935
I get what your saying....but who the fuck is buying it? I can see it gapping down and kind of coming back up. It was a bit oversold...but were talking catastrophic unemployment numbers right now. There is no fixing this for YEARS. Housing is going to tank in the next few months.

Are we victims of our own wokeness? Am I just TOO cued in and should back off because the rest of America are brain dead retards who cant see what's coming down the train tracks?

[Anonymous No.19095045]

>>19094908
Market is down 30%+. Buying now is a great time as a first investor so long as you are buying long and not buying something that will go under. If you bought at the peak of the 2008 market before the crash you would still see a return and no loss if you held onto it all the way through. Even if the market takes another big shit (even if its over time). It might not be the preferred way for /smg/, but new investors shouldn't be too worried about that. Even if you're bearish for the next year or two the market will eventually recover.

[Anonymous No.19095048]

fuck it I may as well put money into PEY or SPHD and go long when the next dip occurs

[Anonymous No.19095052]

>>19094901
Its probably institutions shaking things around to load up

Given the threat of negative interest rates I reckon there is a lot of movement going on behind the scenes - one place to move to in that situation is in stocks

If rates go neg, then those companies with piles of cash will probably start/increase buybacks too

All my stocks had a massive green closing dildo, , every single one of them. That's not natural, feels like a classic squeeze before loading up.

[Anonymous No.19095081]

>>19095043
lil' zoomies going BUY THE DIP, but mostly just speculators. Day traders, swing traders, etc. Also I think you should ask yourself what exactly a bubble looks like at the top. Delusional, abnormal, frenzy, etc. You're seeing it firsthand.

[Anonymous No.19095086]

>>19094969
>Use a moving average to form an objective confirmation for a positive trend
Could you expound a bit on this lad? Than you. I will look this up on my own anyway but it always helps to have a guide.

[Anonymous No.19095095]

>>19095016
Why are you so emotional? Not going to waste my time discussing with you, you already have your own reality lined up and if you think that everything is / will go back to normal in the next few months, nobody can help you.

[Anonymous No.19095098]

>>19094766
Retard

[Anonymous No.19095123]

>>19094630
Hey I remember you, youre the tripfag that shorted Tesla at like 300 then left the thread in embarrassment

[Anonymous No.19095124]

i got jeromed today....and not in a good way.

[Anonymous No.19095131]

>>19095052
>If rates go neg, then those companies with piles of cash will probably start/increase buybacks too

oh fuck. are they really gonna do it? if the fed does negative rates I'm going to screech.

[Anonymous No.19095135]

tomorrow is going to rally up right? the feds already set the tone

[Anonymous No.19095138]

>>19095043
>the rest of America are brain dead retards who cant see what's coming down the train tracks?
Literally yes.

[Anonymous No.19095137]

>>19094963

[Anonymous No.19095142]

>>19094485
lmao when will bearcels learn. line go up unlike your peepees

[Anonymous No.19095144]

>>19095016
The only people clamouring to return to normalcy are retarded poltards who still thinks it is a conspiracy. 80% of people agreed with the lockdowns, and the reason they are so easy is because most people agree with them in the first place. Countries like Sweden which didn't lock down has just as little traffic as countries which did lock down, which means most people self isolate out of their own will. The virus hasn't gotten any less dangerous than it was 2 months ago, the only difference is that people are starting to accept this is how it is

[Anonymous No.19095146]

>>19095016
>people are fucking clamouring to get out and back to normalcy
seriously depends on your state and really your municipality. Check the Cuban secret shopper.

>2nd wave is a bunch of fucking nonsense that means nothing
>glances over at Italy and Wuhan
>haha nothingburger!

>an indefinite lockdown for the foreseeable future
this is literally the case. we don't have a full reopening date or plan yet. the 3 stage plans do not include a fourth stage where people can go to conventions or concerts or sporting events.
>Lockdown was to make sure hospitals arent overrun, and they werent
correct, but it's largely in part due to slowing the spread (localizing it, check Detroit) and limiting all other forms of ICU admission. Until there is a stage 4 of full reopening, we really won't be out of the woods. it's going to be a full year, and likely 1.5 years minimum before there's a chance of full normalcy.

>>19095052
>will probably start/increase buybacks
jesus fucking christ, it's exactly what got us into this fucking situation. i hope everything you're watching is absolutely flush with cash.

[Anonymous No.19095153]

>>19095135
>huge red days
>1 green day
>WTF THE DUMP IS OVERAAAAAAAAA
no. This shit is already overbought on multiple levels.

[Anonymous No.19095160]

>>19095052
>like a classic squeeze before loading up.
Why would it be a squeeze? From what you’re saying, it sounds like actual buying.

>>19095024
That was something he said during yesterday’s mad money though, that would mean all his followers set their alarms to buy at that time or something, i just don’t see it.

It’s one possibility, or maybe the guy has some knowledge of what the algo MO is.

[Anonymous No.19095165]

>>19095135
Spy 290 tomorrow or I eat my hat

[Anonymous No.19095174]

>>19095131
Jerome won't do it unless Trump holds him at gunpoint.

[Anonymous No.19095180]

>>19095016
>2nd wave is a bunch of fucking nonsense that means nothing

even if it is nonsense, you have to consider that other people, like experts, don't and that is enough to drive the fear and uncertainty into the market.

[Anonymous No.19095183]

>>19095043
>No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people

[Anonymous No.19095186]

i dunno guys, memelines are pretty neat

[Anonymous No.19095188]

>>19094759
Where were interest rates in summer 2019 vs now?

[Anonymous No.19095189]

>>19095095
I don't know how people got fooled by this second wave scaremongering nonsense. It came from the 2nd wave of spanish flu, except they forgot to mention that the second wave was caused by a far deadlier strain than the first. You're a fool if you think things won't be getting back to normalcy. Most states are open atleast partially, with the rest by the end of May. As I said, there's less than a handful of individual cities/states who are overreating and extending lockdown.

[Anonymous No.19095199]

Are we still stuck in that range you’ve all been talking about?

>>19095131
Highly highly doubt it.

[Anonymous No.19095216]

>>19095174
>Jerome won't do it unless Trump holds him at gunpoint.
They said that about zero rates too. Yet here we are. Its clear a bit before the corona stuff that Jerome was going to do whatever Trump wants. Even more so now with corona damage.

[Anonymous No.19095217]

A kind reminder

[Anonymous No.19095218]

Weak and PATHETIC
One forced green day and everyone's tripping over themselves to laugh at bobos

You boys think shorting America is an EZ ride? Guess again, fuckos. It'll be an emotional rollercoaster till the weak of heart are shaken out

[Anonymous No.19095219]

>>19095144
>poltards
More like 95% of conservatives. For some reason its a party issue.

[Anonymous No.19095221]

>NOOO YOU CANT JUST BUY QQQ CALLS TECH IS OVERVALUED THERES LITERALLY A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW

[Anonymous No.19095226]

>>19095160
yeah, it's an outlandish claim. I personally think the movement has to do with MMs working the mid month contracts. the oil one is my favorite. Tankies might lose money, but the narrative is exciting. Where will the oil go..?

[Anonymous No.19095231]

>>19095086
Moving average is a trend indicator: above positive, below negative. Crossing this line and holding below/above it is a buy or sell signal. Different traders use different time intervals and different moving average periods. Some traders use 1 minute charts with 9 period MAs, some 5 minute charts. I typically use 1-hr charts with both a 9 period and 26 period MA. It doesn't matter, pick one for your trading style and backtest it with your style.
Don't overthink it. The moving average is just an objective trend measurement that eliminates human bias and emotion from the equation.

[Anonymous No.19095244]

>>19095199
>Highly highly doubt it.

you better be right, because I have way too much sidelined cash and basically hard as stone hands on what I have in my account.

[Anonymous No.19095249]

>>19095231
>I made money while we were in an overvalued upward bubble!
you and everyone else, buddy

[Anonymous No.19095251]

Oh well... wasn't a great day for FarFetch. I am not selling because it showed less losses and incredible revenue gains, I mean if I am a big retailer who wants to gain clout like Nordstroms wouldn't you be tempted to make an offer for a 15 dollar a share company to gain instant access to millennials and zoomers? Or say you are a big company like Tencent and you want control over a major influencer in the UK you might buy into it.

I might sell in a month I dunno if I get bored, I just think there is something here maybe I'm crazy. I can at least make a 100 buck profit if SPY makes its 330 run.

[Anonymous No.19095254]

Kek bought WFC during this morning epic dump. Now I sit on my ass and collect a fat divvy & yield while I wait for it to go back to the highs. They survived the financial mess just fine and are getting govt bailouts so they'll be alright this time to.

[Anonymous No.19095260]

Should I buy airline stocks since they're so low now? When everything reopens I expect them to go back up

[Anonymous No.19095263]

>getting worked up about -1.75%
>getting worked up about +1.15%
admit it
you got snibbed & snabbed

[Anonymous No.19095267]

>>19094996
They can't even manage a fucking conference call correctly.

[Anonymous No.19095271]

>>19095231
>9 period
Thank you!! Could you explain the "period" term a little more? Otherwise I really appreciate it my guy!

[Anonymous No.19095273]

>>19095263
Imagine being able to time that shit. Free 3% profit in a day. Yummy!

[Anonymous No.19095276]

>>19095260
don't you lurk? read the damn threads and you'll know damn well what risks are around with airlines.

[Anonymous No.19095281]

>Sold put on TDAmeritrade
>went in the money
>Got no notification of them executing, haven't been assigned shares

Does that mean the other guy got greedy and cucked himself?

[Anonymous No.19095293]

>>19095249
I've been consistently making money swing trading since 2015. I'm financially independent and spend 2-3 hours a day on my trading accounts. You can't envision this possibility so it appears impossible to you. I don't have anything to prove to you either, because I don't care about what you think. I just feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.19095295]

[Anonymous No.19095296]

S&P500 on 15 min interval. You aren't out of the woods yet, bulls

[Anonymous No.19095299]

>>19095043
Most people only getting information from the media who are entirely mute. People are still in the black of how much of a shitty situation we're actually in.

[Anonymous No.19095303]

>>19095281
Yes

[Anonymous No.19095307]

I’m sorry, but did Bobo already lose? Oh, that’s right. The market isn’t even closed yet. In fact, it’s only 11 EST. Does not having a circuit breaker at opening bell count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when the market is still open? Bobo is still shorting right now and we have been green for how long now? He’s going against a bunch of dirty kikes and holding his ground while at such a young age. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Bobo wins and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, the Dow just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Bobo posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like Bobo because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

[Anonymous No.19095315]

>>19095271
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/movingaverage.asp
If there's anything you don't understand or want to learn about just type it into investopedia.

[Anonymous No.19095316]

>>19095260
I went UAL and DAL. I mean i have AAL too but idk about that one.

[Anonymous No.19095317]

JEROME? JEROME?

OH HELLO JEROME

THANK YOU FOR PICKING UP THE PHONE

[Anonymous No.19095318]

Raytheon will hit $70 within 12 months when the first vaccines start being distributed for emergency use. Screencap this post.

[Anonymous No.19095321]

>>19095293
> I just feel sorry for you.
I don't ever think about you if that helps you

[Anonymous No.19095325]

>>19095144
>80% of people agreed with the lockdowns, and the reason they are so easy is because most people agree with them in the first place.

Lockdowns were an objectively over reactive measure that you can judge by how many hospital beds they set up, and were never used. You do know that was the point of lockdown, right? To try to prevent hospitals being overwhelmed? It wasnt even fucking close.

>Countries like Sweden which didn't lock down has just as little traffic as countries which did lock down

Most people in America aren't observing the measures unless they are forced to.

[Anonymous No.19095327]

>>19094766
WHAT A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

[Anonymous No.19095331]

>>19095293
So you've been making money in this last decade? Whoa, just like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.19095333]

>>19095321
So stop replying to him dummy
Be the bigger person you claim to be

[Anonymous No.19095335]

>>19095263
>only one stock exists

[Anonymous No.19095340]

>>19095226
What is going on with that picture... I like office ladies in pantyhose, but this ones almost got an omorashi thing to it.

I don’t know what to do... my shorts protected me a little from my own stupidity, but I covered my put spreads at the absolute worst time, and then bought back in to long vix at a fucking retard time.

[Anonymous No.19095343]

>>19095321
You don't think about me, yet you've responded to 2 of my posts. Either you're lying to yourself, or you have serious mental issues.

[Anonymous No.19095349]

>>19094779
wrong.

[Anonymous No.19095352]

>>19095307
based

[Anonymous No.19095359]

>>19095349
Okay uggo

[Anonymous No.19095363]

>>19095343
k

[Anonymous No.19095377]

>>19095271
go to tradingview.com open a chart, click on indicators, search for EMA and add it to the chart
you can add up to 3 EMAs
edit the ema and set the points like this guy told you >>19095231

[Anonymous No.19095380]

>>19095335
THREE ACTUALLY
DOW
S&P
NASDAQ

AND BY GOD THATS ALL THAT SHOULD EXIST

[Anonymous No.19095385]

>>19095146
>Until there is a stage 4 of full reopening, we really won't be out of the woods. it's going to be a full year, and likely 1.5 years minimum before there's a chance of full normalcy.

You make no sense. Go look at the R factor of the virus. In a stage 3 opening nearly everyone will get the virus in a matter of months, large scale events or not.

[Anonymous No.19095389]

>>19095363
You sure showed him !!

[Anonymous No.19095411]

>>19095303
Based retard bear

[Anonymous No.19095412]

>>19095180
Virology experts aren't public strategy experts. If it was up to people like Fauci he'd have us all locked up inside for the rest of our lives.

[Anonymous No.19095415]

CODX earnings call has like 1000 people talking at once lmao

[Anonymous No.19095418]

I'm so ready for Friday. Bring it ON!

[Anonymous No.19095429]

help anons I think that I'm going to buy some TSM at open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19095435]

>>19095411
>just a LITTLE lower, c'mon now!

[Anonymous No.19095438]

>>19095325
They locked down to prevent hospitals from being overwhelmed. And it worked. How is that an argument AGAINST the lockdowns? Fucking retard goldfish brain, you're arguing as if we allready don't fucking know what is going to happen if we "return to normalcy". Wuhan, Italy and Spain allready shows how fucked things got without restrictions, and anyone who has a thinking span of more than 5 minutes won't have that image burned out of their heads

[Anonymous No.19095445]

>>19095189
Why fooled? Even fucking SK, who has the most experience with different virus is worried about another outbreak and therefore goes back to more strict restrictions.

At this point it doesn't matter if you lift every restriction or not. People are scared and will stay scared. Who the fuck wants to fly in the next few months? Who the fuck will go into a vacation?

Tourism is dead, and dozen of countries are based around tourism alone. There are so many things which are a disaster right now. And this whole shit...we are going back to normal is bullshit, but what else should they say?

[Anonymous No.19095447]

>>19095316
I really don't know about this bro.

Maaaaaybe Delta cuz they own Atlanta, but United just looks bad imo

Honestly, get in the Ultra-Low Cost carriers like Allegiant

[Anonymous No.19095452]

Who's Jerome?

[Anonymous No.19095460]

>>19095260
I bought the JET etf today. No way I'm betting on a single airline, but I think the sector will come back.

[Anonymous No.19095468]

>>19095296
full movement from low to high on the hr chart too. It seems to have done this a lot. but it seems particularly violent. Daily looks like the thing is ready to pop one way or the other. It looks ready to drop to me.

>>19095385
>You make no sense
no u. pick a stance

Here's the stance of who you replied to:
>Nothing goes back to normal like nothing happpened
you sperg out and say
>people are fucking clamouring to get out and back to normalcy
>the only ones who refuse to do it are a few retarded governors
i reply
>we don't have a full reopening date or plan yet. the 3 stage plans do not include a fourth stage where people can go to conventions or concerts or sporting events
>Until there is a stage 4 of full reopening, we really won't be out of the woods. it's going to be a full year, and likely 1.5 years minimum before there's a chance of full normalcy.

[Anonymous No.19095469]

>>19095016
You're the gullible moron, thinking some fringe contrarian is better at analyzing pandemic dynamics than actual professionals. You probably belong to the truly low-information retards who think the virus will make one s-shape and then be over. And you probably think that SARS 1.0 "just went away" rather than being killed by targeted and timely lockdowns (that /might/ even have worked for SARS 2.0 despite the higher r0 if people had taken this seriously when there was still time to do so).
Let me guess, you don't even know a single person who has died from covid or a kid that has had their lives ruined by Kawasaki? That mostly means you don't have many friends. Anyway, how successful do you think you would be in convincing someone who has been impacted by covid in a real way that your perspective is intelligent and correct? Not a very big chance at all. And you'll explain away that fact to yourself, saying "they'll be biased, you have to look dispassionately at statistics" not realizing that's exactly what you fail to do - you hope so much that things will go back to normal (and you have such a deep fringe-narrative going with the Bog brothers and jews controlling everything) that you manage to think of 80,000 dead in a few months as a nothing burger, mostly because you are so friendless that you don't see any impact to yourself.
An example. Do you or do you not understand the simple fact that up until recently the US chart was dominated by NYC, so when it started leveling off there, it looked like it was leveling of in the US. This is when a bunch of bona fide morons started yelling "it's over!". But do you grasp that this leveling off is about to be overtaken by the country-wide growth and that the deaths we have seen so far, mostly from new york, is about to be swamped by deaths from all over the country? Do you actually understand this fact, or are you too dumb for even that?

[Anonymous No.19095479]

>>19094996
>>19095267
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.19095480]

>>19095452
The guy who fucked up, together with the orange man, the life of the next generations.

[Anonymous No.19095491]

>>19095447
If we're worried about bankruptcies why would i put my money behind a small fry with small market share over one of the big boys who will more likely get delicious tendie bailout money?

[Anonymous No.19095495]

>>19095445
This. Take the reality out of it. The stage is set for fear, uncertainty and doubt and I don't see news reporting that is changing that. This market is not gonna v shape.

[Anonymous No.19095503]

>strong buy signals all over

you bought the dip today? right?
it's the beginning of the upward trend

[Anonymous No.19095507]

>>19095385
Check out Germany, the R0 factor is increasing after lifting the restrictions. Something to keep and eye on. US can learn from Europe, if it works, it works.

[Anonymous No.19095509]

>>19095452
you might know him by his historical name, "Midas"

[Anonymous No.19095515]

>>19095480
Nah, they just continued it. Started during/after ww2.

[Anonymous No.19095520]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.19095528]

Holy fuck CODX dumping 17% because of this discord level call LMAO

[Anonymous No.19095534]

>>19095468
So I probably sold the UVXY bottom...
I’m waiting to see the GEX.

[Anonymous No.19095537]

>>19095452
Mansa Musa

[Anonymous No.19095543]

>>19095503
I see lower highs and deeper lows on the daily chart. Still trading a neutral zone and a break out of 279 or 295 is still the only important thing.

[Anonymous No.19095546]

>>19094192
I want to fuck Tifa in his man bussy.

[Anonymous No.19095551]

>>19095520
You can always make that $30 back.

[Anonymous No.19095553]

>it is green again
lol. This market is just like a coronavirus patient on a ventilator.

[Anonymous No.19095557]

>>19095445
People are scared because the media and the governments relentlessly bombard people with bullshit designed to cause fear. If they were to stop spreading bullshit (I know they won't), people would stop being fearful and we would live our lives normally.

[Anonymous No.19095560]

>>19095528
Regeneron is really the only “safe” COVID stock. Go buy calls.

[Anonymous No.19095561]

>>19095520
Nice. Same here fren.

[Anonymous No.19095574]

>>19095528
Shoulda gone in on AMAT instead lad, pumping AH right now due to great Q2 report
Up 7% since open this morning

[Anonymous No.19095577]

>>19095551
this, cropping out balance means its literally nothing

[Anonymous No.19095587]

>>19095574
>didn’t buy the dip
>sold my put spread at a $80 loss
FUCKFUCKFUCK

My measly ~10 shares isn’t gonna make up for this.

[Anonymous No.19095598]

>>19095557
You're a trained dog. The media does indeed lie and should be put against the wall, however you're being just as irrational by always taking the opposite opinion of the media. A broken clock is bound to be right twice a day.

[Anonymous No.19095605]

>>19094766
based retard

[Anonymous No.19095612]

>>19095557
>Implying the sheep herd forgets.
Have you checked the most recent restrictions in Europe countries? Waiters have to wear masks and gloves. People need to do the epic social distancing or sit in cages. Ridicolous. Far off from normal.

[Anonymous No.19095634]

>>19095534
>I probably sold the UVXY bottom
let's put it this way. You took the $45 today instead of gambling about $10 of those for a... 40% ish chance at $35-ish extra.
a rudimentary estimate of what your missing out on is like $8 per share. better than a lot of other choices in the market imo.

[Anonymous No.19095637]

>>19094766
>waaaah I lost most of my money
>I’m gonna take what’s left and yolo into calls on a company that got a huge boost from people staying at home right as things start opening back up
This is why you’re poor, faggot

[Anonymous No.19095638]

>>19095598
And I'm right now.

>>19095612
Europe has been and is being bombarded with the same bullshit.

[Anonymous No.19095640]

>>19095598
>they're wrong but you're wrong too because you believe the opposite of them, who are wrong

look at all your stupid fucking posts in this thread. You should be banned from giving financial advice with such a pea sized brain. Dangerously stupid opinions/posts. No wonder you're poor

[Anonymous No.19095649]

>>19095612
Floridafag here. The day DeSantis said we were gonna take baby steps to open up everyone fucking floored it out the door. Pretty much everything is open, most people arent wearing masks of any kind, and traffic has been heavier than pre 'rona. I hope this place fucking dies.

[Anonymous No.19095663]

>>19095359
No I'm fucking gorgeous mate, that's why i know it works, women are incredible easy to manipulate if you're hot. It's honestly a bit off-putting.

[Anonymous No.19095664]

MY FELLOW BULLS
I just finally got my direct deposit and looking to buy some more of the dip, so my question to you is, should I wait for the Monday market or will all the stuff reopening make it higher than trading an aftermarket Thursday?
I'm FOMOing hard over here because I had to watch the Wednesday deals slip by with no more capital to invest, but on the other hand Monday/Tuesday were lower than last Friday.
Advice?

[Anonymous No.19095669]

> New York Stock Exchange to partially reopen May 26, with ‘vital new safety measures,’ president says! Finally back human trading!

HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.19095673]

>>19095561
>gleefully reveling in someone else's post because they also lost money

get a trip on so I can filter you

[Anonymous No.19095676]

>>19095640
I am having fun I don't care who listens to me.
>>19095638
I don't know why you would want to be a broken clock.

[Anonymous No.19095678]

SQQQQ WHEWWWWWWWWW WHAT WAS THAT????

[Anonymous No.19095690]

>>19095676
I wouldn't want to be a broken clock. I'm just pointing out that I'm right.

[Anonymous No.19095694]

>>19094422
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.19095699]

>>19095587
Buy puts tomorrow after it peaks
Im selling my call at open and switching to puts

[Anonymous No.19095701]

>>19095638
Bombared by what? Is the whole world, from US, Europe, Russia and Asia on the same track? Why would (((they))) want to have a fearful society which doesn't consume shit? Destroying the economy on purpose makes no sense over a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.19095707]

>>19095664
Glowing rabbi straight to the oven

[Anonymous No.19095711]

>>19095669
Only boomers care about that

[Anonymous No.19095717]

>>19095673
Go to Reddit faggot

[Anonymous No.19095727]

>>19095634
oh, and based on that, you made the right choice since the price is already inching closer to $35

[Anonymous No.19095729]

>>19095663
Then why'd you say wrong when you admit being hot works on women every time ?
It's a lot of fun

[Anonymous No.19095742]

>>19095412
That's not entirely accurate. Virology in the first place is a purely strategic tool. On an individual level, vaccines are widely ineffective and dangerous (almost all commonly given vaccines are more likely to kill the person vaccinated than it is likely for the person to even contact the disease in the first place, let alone get such bad complication that the person would die -- and for most of them it's not caused by the vaccine, as is widely acknowledged by the virology community. Moreover, almost every single time, the real dangerous strains of the disease -- those that do any kind of killing at all -- are those not targeted by any working vaccine. Meningococcal vaccines are a great example of that, with b serotype vaccine that exist being all but useless despite b type being the dangerous one (with c to a lesser extent), and 90's rashes of the diseases magically vanishing before widespread vaccination programs became a thing, an event that befuddles the community to this day). Other examples include the tetanus vaccines that stop being effective just weeks after intake. On the other side, there are ADE-causing vaccines like flu shots, dengue fever shots and some others, that fuck you up real hard when other strains of the disease may hit you should you make the poor decision of taking the vaccine, resulting in some cases like the dengue fever vaccine to be reserved for extremely special circumstances.
Virologists are people who don't care about treating or curing a disease but want to participate on the strategic and tactical management side of the equation. This is additionally apparent in virology papers, which are usually on 3 stages:
1- Method
2- Clinical data
3- Strategic
The 3rd stage uses a utility cost function that depends on the country that weighs the vaccine risk factors, the disease risk factors, and the cost to the government per shot, to determine if it passes an arbitrary threshold, i.e. it doesn't care whatsoever about individuals.

[Anonymous No.19095745]

I'm gonna laugh when all these high flying tech companies just shit. People go nuts when MSFT drops to just 178. That's not a dip. Hell it's just 12 off the all time high (190). A dip is when it tanks to 99.50 or under.

[Anonymous No.19095750]

>>19095491
You know, I think that some times, but if that happens I think the Fed is gonna pick a favorite. And that's gonna be based on some obscure Trump's third cousin once consulted for Delta type shit, I would just bet on the ones that actually make money (none of the big ones)

[Anonymous No.19095756]

>>19095701
They're bombarded by all of this bullshit about the virus. It helps create a more obedient populace, and they get to (seemingly plausibly) claim the subjugation of their citizens is out of caring.

[Anonymous No.19095776]

>>19095768
>>19095768
>>19095768
NEW

[Anonymous No.19095781]

>>19095415
hey buddy it's dumping

[Anonymous No.19095788]

>>19094779
That anon didn’t mention anything about being attractive. You are a fucking retard who can’t comprehend

[Anonymous No.19095793]

>>19095745
sorry the nothingburger flu isnt causing any powerhouses to halve lol

[Anonymous No.19095861]

>>19095729
...because you said the opposite
>HR roasties dont care if youre attractive lol

Check what you wrote before you post man.

[Anonymous No.19096052]

>>19094901
Cramer is legally prohibited from even owning bags.

R. Right, guys?

[Anonymous No.19096059]

>>19095861
They don't care IF you are attractive.

[Anonymous No.19096096]

>>19096059
Ahhh sorry sempai

[Anonymous No.19096113]

>>19096052
He seems to be allowed. Supposedly someone gave him $500k to invest on his behalf and cramer didn't get into trouble in doing that. I would think this would count under the same.

[Anonymous No.19096332]

>>19095316
me too

[Anonymous No.19096372]

For me? The portfolio of the future is
>EQIX
>AMT
>PLD
>COST
>HD
>LMT
>NEE
>V
>CDNS
>TQQQ

[Anonymous No.19096825]

>>19095318
how is Raytheon involved with vaccines in general?

[Anonymous No.19096940]

>>19094706
No risk, no gain. Making 4100% gain on $600 worth of options versus holding $600 worth of stock and waiting for a year for a "safe" gain of 50%.