/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19086682]

Huge correction incoming. Prepare your rainy days funds to buy the dip edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/big-penis/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.19086708]

>>19086682
WHY THE FUCK IS KOS DROPPING THIS LOW

[Anonymous No.19086719]

FUCK ANIME AND FUCK BOBOS

[Anonymous No.19086723]

can't wait for MRO to go below 5

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[Anonymous No.19086728]

I just bought HSD (leaf SPXS) for the first time since the bottom of the Great Crash. Thank me when the market goes up.

[Anonymous No.19086733]

did you know that coffee makes u fart haha I found that interesting

[Anonymous No.19086736]

>>19086682
APOLOGIZE TO BUFFET

[Anonymous No.19086740]

BOND VIGILANTE

This refers to any of the large bond market investors who aggressively sell government bonds in the open market as a mark of protest against the policies adopted by the government or the central bank of a country. The huge selling of government bonds can cause the price of these bonds to witness a sharp drop in price, thus leading to a significant rise in their yields. In other words, bond investors can cause a considerable rise in the borrowing rates of governments, thus exerting significant pressure on them. While some view bond vigilantes as harmful speculators, others see them as an essential force disciplining governments that spend beyond their means.

[Anonymous No.19086742]

>cocky bulls finally get taken down a notch

[Anonymous No.19086745]

Wtf is SHELL’s problem

[Anonymous No.19086755]

who else is comfy rn
watching the puts print
drinking coffe
laughing at bullcucks

[Anonymous No.19086758]

>>19086742
>Immediately gets raped by green dildo
Not so fast bobo

[Anonymous No.19086760]

I hope MSFT goes to 99.50 again. It did in Dec 2018. Prob won't happen but I can hope right?

[Anonymous No.19086764]

>>19086723
tempted to go all in when its at that point. I did when it happened in march and made 6k

[Anonymous No.19086766]

some CDC fag is blowing dem whistles:

https://edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/rick-bright-testimony-05-14-20/index.html
>https://edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/rick-bright-testimony-05-14-20/index.html

[Anonymous No.19086768]

Who wants to set up a 4channel biz hydroponics camp in Northeastern tennessee?

[Anonymous No.19086767]

Europe is fucking dying holy shit

[Anonymous No.19086774]

uhm... I thought the bear would wake up again in September?

[Anonymous No.19086775]

THATS IT, JEROME!
I WILL DIVEST, BUY EUROS AND PAY FOR MY OIL IN RENMINBI! NEVER INVEST IN AMERICA AGAIN!
YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!!!!

[Anonymous No.19086776]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.19086778]

AAAAH IM GONNA HAVE TO BE A WAGIE TIL IM 80!!!

[Anonymous No.19086777]

>>19086767
Look at the Russell 2000 my man. We're all dying.

[Anonymous No.19086786]

>>19086733
The fart smells like coffee.

[Anonymous No.19086793]

>>19086682
So anons what are the implications of negative interest rates.

[Anonymous No.19086795]

>>19086768
No I’m a shrimp farmer. No room for other indoor ventures.

[Anonymous No.19086800]

RTX is trying to rebound. Maybe this is the low. Worth a look see.

[Anonymous No.19086806]

THEY'RE PUMPING IT, THE BASTARDS

[Anonymous No.19086808]

If I want to start researching for Value Investing, is SimplyWallStreet worth the subscription? It's 80 bucks a year. Anyone use that? I played with the free trial and it seemed to be the cleanest and well thought...

[Anonymous No.19086811]

>All month long Bullfags go on and on talking shit about how retarded Bears are
>today when the market is down fucking ~2% every single Bull is crying and won't shut the fuck up
hahahahaha
get fucked you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.19086810]

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.19086814]

Surely by the end of the summer we're back at ATH's.... right Bvlll Bros? HODL THE LINE & ACCOOOMULATE CHEAPIES

>>19086760
Based, MSFT is my favorite position, definitely scooping up more if we go that low.

[Anonymous No.19086819]

>>19086776
take your meds

[Anonymous No.19086820]

I seriously hope you madcunts who successfully bought the bottom didn't get greedy and took your profits days ago.

[Anonymous No.19086826]

>>19086793
>take out massive loan from a bank
>bank pays you interest on it

[Anonymous No.19086829]

>>19086721
>>19086721
oh no no no, tankies are fucking losing it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19086835]

>>19086740
>BOND VIGILANTE
>This refers to any of the large bond market investors who aggressively sell government bonds in the open market as a mark of protest against the policies adopted by the government or the central bank of a country. The huge selling of government bonds can cause the price of these bonds to witness a sharp drop in price, thus leading to a significant rise in their yields. In other words, bond investors can cause a considerable rise in the borrowing rates of governments, thus exerting significant pressure on them. While some view bond vigilantes as harmful speculators, others see them as an essential force disciplining governments that spend beyond their means.

Man if Buffet just dumped all his 30 years today I'd be so happy.

[Anonymous No.19086841]

>>19086766
> The US will face "unprecedented illness and fatalities" and "2020 will be darkest winter in modern history"

[Anonymous No.19086844]

The dollar index is rising. I think people should hold cash for now and wait until this correction is over.

[Anonymous No.19086846]

>>19086810
therres 36 million unemployed for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.19086849]

>>19086793
No savings accounts. You need to alao pay the bank in order to keep your money. We had this in Europe since theGFC and BOY does it suck. But it also means loans below 5% intrest for the plebs.

Take out a loan while rates are low and then go all in on Bitcoin. We japan now.

[Anonymous No.19086853]

>>19086682
DEAD CAT BOUNCE!!!! DEAD CAT BOUNCE!!!! DOUBLE TOP FORMING

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.19086854]

>>19086810
zoom out just a few 1 minute candles before

KEK

[Anonymous No.19086862]

>>19086755
based

[Anonymous No.19086866]

>>19086758
Cope

[Anonymous No.19086868]

>>19086795
Got the treadmill set up for them anon?

[Anonymous No.19086870]

>>19086795
Neocaridina?

[Anonymous No.19086872]

>>19086778
>not moving it all to cash during the dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.19086876]

>>19086820
C-Can't lose if I don't sell... haha.

[Anonymous No.19086877]

What sort of motive would cause the Ultimate Stock Broker to murder?

[Anonymous No.19086882]

$UPWK is the only thing keeping up my portfolio. I'm down hundreds of dollars. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.19086888]

Retards lmao just short the fucking dow PUT OPTIONS, how could someone actually be a bull with what is going on WE ARE LIVING IN A FUCKING MOVIE THE WORLD IS SHUT DOWN YOU IGNORANT FUCKS. I expect more from my generation are you a fucking boomer? How does ANYONE with a iq higher then 120 believe this is a bullish market????!????

[Anonymous No.19086891]

>>19086829
>brandon is paid to shitpost on /smg/ too
wew. See ya in 2x.

[Anonymous No.19086900]

The fuck is going on? Isn't everything reopening?

[Anonymous No.19086905]

>>19086820
I didn't buy the complete bottom but I took profits last week. I can sit in cash all year and still be up 16%YTD minus however I get fucked in inflation. Now it just comes down to keeping my FOMO under control when we get some pumps again.

[Anonymous No.19086913]

You'd have to be RETARDED not to buy shares in OLN right now. They own Winchester and got a military contract to make ALL THE US MILITARIES SMALL ARMS AMMO at the Lake City Plant and Nato tasks. The stock will go up back to $20+ at least. They take over October

[Anonymous No.19086920]

>>19086900
You should have been asking "what is going on?" when it was pumping, not when it is going down like it should be.

[Anonymous No.19086921]

>>19086900
Priced in

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19086927]

>>19086900
pricing in the 3rd outbreak.

[Anonymous No.19086928]

>>19086900
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[Anonymous No.19086929]

>>19086900
yeah, reopening to find fucking nobody outside lmao

[Anonymous No.19086943]

Guys holy fuck I bought International stocks for diversification and they're all GETTING FUCKING DESTROYED WTF THEY HAVE MONEY PRINTERS IN YUROPOOR LAND AND EVEN THE FAGGOT ANIME BOJ DOES TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19086944]

>>19086888
Why would you bet against our own country, the land that took care of us and worked hard for? It's very unpatriotic to do so, and I think Trump should make shorting illegal.

[Anonymous No.19086950]

Hmm, market's fucked. zero/neg interest rates so savings accounts are worthless. Better off just to stuff your extra green in a fireproof safe.

[Anonymous No.19086959]

>>19086944
>he's a dirty corporatist
get out of my country.

[Anonymous No.19086962]

>>19086900
Good news is priced in my dude

[Anonymous No.19086963]

>>19086929
That's not true. Nevertheless the damage is done, unemployment will stay high, consumers don't wanna buy stuff and are not allowed too...(only a certain amount off ppl per shop etc)

This shit is going down, straight down.

[Anonymous No.19086964]

>>19086944
>I think Trump should make shorting illegal

[Anonymous No.19086965]

damn the Russell is getting kicked to the ground extra hard

[Anonymous No.19086970]

God I fucking hate TD canada. I try to log into my bank account to access their investment platform, and I can't do that because the fucking site is down. And I cant directly access their investment platform because it's not accepting my Password. Im SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. I was going to buy in more 15 minutes ago and the stock I was looking at has already recovered by 3% since then.

[Anonymous No.19086975]

BTC pumping. Time to buy the ponzi?

[Anonymous No.19086978]

Laughing my ass off at bulls who "bought the dip" yesterday.

[Anonymous No.19086981]

https://watchnewslive.tv/cnn2/
fucking fun to watch this CDC whistleblower shit on everything congress has done

[Anonymous No.19086986]

>>19086944
this is just boomer larp, right? why would you bet against yourself when the country is out to fuck you as hard as possible?

[Anonymous No.19086988]

>>19086944
Fucking disgusting faggot

[Anonymous No.19086989]

>>19086978
Do you think there will be a 2:30 cramer pump?

[Anonymous No.19086990]

Reminder that a bunch of you faggots were mocking Warrent Buffett last week. Kneel.

[Anonymous No.19086992]

>>19086876
This but unironically
Once things go back to normal, I'm going to be well off
>t. 500 IQ

[Anonymous No.19086993]

how do I long SDR bros?

[Anonymous No.19086994]

Senator Richard Burr's phone seized in FBI insider trading investigation

[Anonymous No.19086997]

>>19086975
Ignore crypto, buy gold fren

[Anonymous No.19086998]

>>19086911

Considering global passenger loss is 96% that is pretty good

[Anonymous No.19087001]

>>19086975
It'll doomp while you sleep.

[Anonymous No.19087004]

>>19086994
based CNBC watcher

[Anonymous No.19087008]

>the state of literally all oil-related stocks
>price of oil futures
This HAS to be 100% shorts on these futures contracts.

[Anonymous No.19087010]

>>19086975
I only buy on days where people are fucking freaking and saying that BTC is going to zero. So, no.

[Anonymous No.19087013]

>>19086975
That was in 2013. But yes, if we can get Bitcoin to retest the ATH, it's going to cause a new bubble. You're probably too new to know this, but 2017 was not that unique. It was the third bubble since I started counting.


GO ALL IN

[Anonymous No.19087014]

>>19086994
i am still amazed that retards do this in 2020

[Anonymous No.19087017]

ITT: We desperately avoid margin calls!

[Anonymous No.19087022]

i am down 100k
how to die,

[Anonymous No.19087024]

priced in means the current price is correct if the thing happens
it doesnt mean all the shit should go down

[Anonymous No.19087026]

>>19086998
Are you guys talking about auto traffic? I swear it is fucking normal where I live now.

[Anonymous No.19087036]

Buffet defeated the polos, GOD DAMN

[Anonymous No.19087040]

Do I go all in on RTX or MRO?

[Anonymous No.19087041]

>>19087017
Kek

[Anonymous No.19087046]

MSFT is making me bleed ass blood out of my own asshole.

[Anonymous No.19087049]

[Anonymous No.19087051]

>>19087022
wtf have u held? x20 leveraged calls or what?

[Anonymous No.19087052]

rick bright testimony going to drop SPY to 275 in an instant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtHqK2TjAgo

[Anonymous No.19087053]

>>19087026
Can you be retarded somewhere else like reddit, PLEASE?

[Anonymous No.19087063]

Fuck it. I'm averaging down. See you boys in five years when I break even with what companies are left

[Anonymous No.19087074]

>>19087040
Yes

[Anonymous No.19087078]

>>19087063
>>19087063
I'm waiting through the weekend and then I'm gonna do the same

[Anonymous No.19087087]

>>19086913
Fuck Alliant Tech for becoming private

[Anonymous No.19087092]

I made this, its only red from now

[Anonymous No.19087103]

Any of you guys thinking of buying some hotel stock? Like Hyatt? Not yet maybe, but, I mean in a few years I have to imagine people will travel again...

[Anonymous No.19087107]

>>19087052
WOW not even five seconds after turning on that stream he was sniping at trump

[Anonymous No.19087109]

Why the fuck is CONN such a strong stock.

[Anonymous No.19087112]

>>19086900
These fags at the senate are fearmongering

[Anonymous No.19087114]

Seriously how does the Russell fall so readily and hard. This is depressing

[Anonymous No.19087122]

SPY HIT 278!

[Anonymous No.19087124]

>>19087022
ksg is the most kino ending

[Anonymous No.19087134]

Rtx's bottom has to be close right? They have a license to steal from the American taxpayer.

[Anonymous No.19087140]

To cheer us up what was your guys pick for dumbest IPO these past five years. For me its a hard three way race between UBER,LYFT, and Beyond Meats.

[Anonymous No.19087142]

>>19087114
small caps are filled with zombie-unprofitable companies

[Anonymous No.19087146]

>>19086944
Make Selling illegal desu
No sell. Only buy.

[Anonymous No.19087150]

Since today is the ex dividend date, wouldn't this be the day where the majority of people looking to leave their RTX position is highest? Thus a relative low save for absolutely fucking crash?

[Anonymous No.19087151]

We're my Barrick chads at?

[Anonymous No.19087152]

I cashed out my mutual fund which just dropped to even, Im going to ride it out with the individual stocks that I have purchased because Im down so far that its just more worth it to try to ride it out than cash out with this much of a loss. At least I broke even on the larger side of my investment portfolio. I think I will make a ton on my stocks but its going to be 5-10 years maybe and I can afford to wait. I would be lying if I said I didnt think this was going to be a quick turnaround, its not going to be

[Anonymous No.19087156]

WFC mooning

[Anonymous No.19087160]

>>19087114

They aren't allowed to reopen and they're more likely to go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.19087162]

>>19087087
Get in on this anon. They pay dividend

[Anonymous No.19087164]

>>19087134
Sure, they can subcontract to Delta to throw Boeing 737 Maxes at taxpayer until they stop selling its stock

[Anonymous No.19087167]

>>19087114
Small Caps will be hit the hardest and there are already too many zombie companies around.

[Anonymous No.19087171]

>>19087134
when it drops 50% from its post merger high then it will be bottom

[Anonymous No.19087178]

What happened to VTIQ? Moon mission canceled?

[Anonymous No.19087181]

Does anyone actually believe in this oil rally? Who is buying? Seriously. Oil up a dollar while oil company stocks are collapsing, there seems to be a disconnect of opinion here.

[Anonymous No.19087183]

>>19087134
I've been watching it on google (boring ass training video playing in the backround). But yeah it seems to hit the bottom.

[Anonymous No.19087199]

wtf man https://nhentai.net/tag/big-penis/ that shit is not even related to stock wtf is this shit

[Anonymous No.19087200]

I told you to buy

[Anonymous No.19087207]

>>19087156
>>19087156
good sign the divvie is staying

[Anonymous No.19087221]

>>19087200
I legitimately think this is purely shorts

[Anonymous No.19087224]

>>19087162
Yeah, but they are just Winchester and have the other chemical shit dragging them down like RTX and Collins now. I miss ATK since they ran federal which owned majority of contacts, and still do, among with tank ammo, bombs, rocket fuel, etc.

[Anonymous No.19087226]

>>19087181
You just answered your own question.

Collapsing oil companies will reduce supply, therefore increasing value of the commodity.

Oil rising could be pricing in of expected future restricted output in the future

[Anonymous No.19087228]

>>19087152
I know that feel bro, I lost a bunch in 2015-2017 oil shit. I'm still hanging onto that garbage waiting for oil to blow up again. It's fine, I have time. I just monitor things to make sure the company isn't going bankrupt soon so that recover is possible with good oil prices.

[Anonymous No.19087231]

>>19087207
>9% divvie yield
Wew hopefully they don't lower it

[Anonymous No.19087232]

>>19087167
Fuck you the biggest companies are the fucking zombies because they're the cunts who get life support all the time. That's why RUSS is getting FUCKED because they're bailing out huge realestate firms *COUGH BLACKROCK* and mortgage security equity firms and shit.

[Anonymous No.19087239]

>>19087200
Too much jumbo mortgage exposure

[Anonymous No.19087247]

>FAvirgin: "why is the stock market going down?"
>TAchad: "the price action is making lower highs and lower lows, backed by strong volume, therefore it is in a downtrend and i should be looking for opportunities to short, entering near the MA if possible"

why aren't you a TAchad, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.19087252]

biotech singlehandedly saving my ass today

[Anonymous No.19087254]

CANADIAN 10 YEAR YIELD IS BELOW UST10 YIELD, UST10 HAS DROPPED 6%

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING THE BOND GODS ARE ANGRY

[Anonymous No.19087258]

>>19087181
We will see soon, when the people buying actually need to take the oil.
I fear that its a manipulated price and we will see another dump in the general market, when oil prices go to the bottom again.

[Anonymous No.19087259]

>>19087181
Sounds like a good time to long oil stocks that you can hold for at least three years.

[Anonymous No.19087263]

>enter the market
>see this shit on SPX
okay

what the fuck did you do this time /smg/?

>>19087181
short on oil is big brain

[Anonymous No.19087267]

>>19087247
You're supposed to do both. But like bulls/bears idiots gotta pick a side and make it a team game.

[Anonymous No.19087271]

>>19086841
>"2020 will be darkest winter in modern history"
jesus christ if it's this bad over a coof and sniffles can you imagine a real fucking plague

[Anonymous No.19087290]

>>19086768
>olive trees in a hydroponic facility

[Anonymous No.19087293]

>>19087178
I dunno, I sold this morning for a slight gain so.. Prospects look bright for them if they pull it off. But I didn't want to wait a year or more before finding out one way or another. Right now it's all theory.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19087295]

>>19087254
yields are dropping because I got the TLT puts silly

[Anonymous No.19087296]

>>19087263
>what the fuck did you do this time /smg/?
I wanted to sell 1 SPY and accidentally clicked 100 million

My fault. Sorry

[Anonymous No.19087299]

>>19087259
I want to, but am waiting to contacts to roll

[Anonymous No.19087301]

TVIX KINGS
SQQQ CHADS
WE FUCKING DID IT

[Anonymous No.19087302]

AWW YEEEAH WHERE MY NIGGER FARMERS AT?
BACKING UP THE TRUCK

[Anonymous No.19087305]

The Bull-bear-bull trap

[Anonymous No.19087330]

>>19087051
shitty trades year to date
nearly 0% winrate

[Anonymous No.19087332]

>>19087267
yeah but the fundamentals just give a foundational picture, a "story" behind the price action. the price action/volume over time is still all that matters. it is still going to reflect everything the FA would tell you. when the crash happened in march you could literally know nothing about the FA and still see the downtrend that formed on that thursday when price on the 30m timeframe dropped below the EMA(50) and stayed there for something like a week or 2.

[Anonymous No.19087335]

We are crabbing boys. Come on based crab keep me even for the day.

[Anonymous No.19087339]

>>19087247
>real TA"price is going up, if it keeps going up it will go up, if it starts going down it will go down, maybe, buy my trading lessons pls"

[Anonymous No.19087341]

Have a buy order for Disney at 99.50 for a ever since there earnings report almost hit that today.

Dropped to 99.65 then shot back up.

That goddamn mouse needs to drop!!!!

[Anonymous No.19087346]

>>19087302
WHY ARENT YOU LONG NIGGERS COMMITING CRIMES ANONS?

[Anonymous No.19087348]

>>19087224
The other chemical shit actually makes good money. If you got in at ~$10.65 last time it was at this price or lower you'd make at least 7% and that's before they even are operating lake city. It's been going up to almost 14 recently. It'll be $20 easy down the road if not more. It was ~$30 at a time

[Anonymous No.19087351]

>>19087232
Biggest companies have the liquidity and theoretically best margins, plus there's way more tech giants (who are on average going to do way better than normal businesses). Medium corporations include a lot more shit like retail, entertainment, hospitality, food service, travel, etc that will absolutely get assraped by people not going out and not having a job. Hence why all fall but SPX and NASDAQ and DJI are going to fall way less.

[Anonymous No.19087355]

RTX fair market value RIGHT NOW based on Pratt and Collins making NOTHING is $60

we know Pratt made a profit in Q1

IF YOU SELL RTX YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD JUST BUY MORE, MR MARKET IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND IS SELLING YOU SOLID GOLD COMPANIES FOR PENNIES

[Anonymous No.19087357]

Kill me

[Anonymous No.19087359]

>>19086719
based

[Anonymous No.19087363]

>>19087335
Fuck you and your crabs this is BOBO market. Check em

[Anonymous No.19087367]

RTX bros it hurts so bad

[Anonymous No.19087371]

let's see the community positions on SPX:

58% on shorts
42% on longs

there are more longers than few hours ago, so they expect the trend to reverse and go up again

[Anonymous No.19087373]

>HAL pumping
Why

[Anonymous No.19087374]

>>19087346
or wetbacks trying to sneak in, u know they gonna

[Anonymous No.19087376]

>>19087355
Next quarter earnings will be a dumpster fire.

[Anonymous No.19087378]

Bros..... I bought puts on WFC yesterday.....

[Anonymous No.19087379]

>>19087332
>>19087267
also, the main problem i have with FA is that it causes people to get addicted to hopium and to try to tell the market what to do. "it's going down, but IT SHOULD go up!" and then it just keeps going down. then maybe a few days later you learn what FA explains why it just dumped completely, and you're out a bunch of money. but the whole time the TA was telling you it was going down and you ignored it. so generally speaking, FA is "nice to have" but generally speaking is pretty insignificant when it comes to deciding how to make trades, unless you like gambling on unpredictable shit.

[Anonymous No.19087382]

>>19086682
Does anyone have the screen cap of the guy last night that said to buy UUP and SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.19087383]

>20% unemployment rate

You do realize there is no coming back from this, right?

[Anonymous No.19087393]

oh no no no bears we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.19087398]

>>19087367
>>19087355
so glad i didnt fall for the blatant shilling

RTX "chads" indeed

[Anonymous No.19087402]

>>19086682
DEAD CAT BOUNCE

I REPEAT
DEAD CAT BOUNCE


SELL SELL

SELLLL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.19087403]

>>19087367
Hold. DCA if you can. If you don't need the money today, consider it an asset that is worth holding.

[Anonymous No.19087404]

>>19087373
The joos

[Anonymous No.19087406]

>>19087383
The Forbidden Techniques:
Negative Interest Rates
Direct Equity Purchases
Declaring Gold and Bitcoin Illegal

[Anonymous No.19087410]

>>19087393
FUCK

WHY ARE THEY BUYING WAYFAIR

FUCKING IDIOTS

WHY WONT IT JUST DROP OFF THE CLIFF

[Anonymous No.19087411]

>>19087378
>he shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.19087414]

>>19087376
Well yes but we KNOW it's going to be a dumpster fire and the stock keeps going down anyways. Raytheon can float Pratt and Collins indefinitely on it's military backlog. Pratt makes money off the F-35, too.

$80 by Q2 2021

[Anonymous No.19087422]

>>19087371
the whole market can't just go down an entire week every day in a row, right
so i'm going long with my last 20k now
ending myself if it dumps again

[Anonymous No.19087423]

>>19087383
you're right! better load up your shotgun and point it in your mouth, right now! make sure to send us a link to the livestream when you do. cause, you know, no coming back and all.

[Anonymous No.19087427]

what's with this 5m pump

[Anonymous No.19087429]

This has to be a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.19087434]

>>19087383
We will come back it's just that when we do, expect an inflationary environment rather than a deflationary one.

You get to buy into the absolute bottom of the great depression.

[Anonymous No.19087435]

Aaaaand we’re back

[Anonymous No.19087439]

>dat fake ass superpump

[Anonymous No.19087443]

>>19087406
If they do that I'm joining the commies.

[Anonymous No.19087446]

>>19086994
I thought congress passed a law exempting themselves from insider trading laws years ago.

[Anonymous No.19087449]

>>19087403
im holding, it just hurts to look at

[Anonymous No.19087452]

niggas crapping satcking nigga stacks oney honeys on my dick ass hoes these niglets they keep pumping UH out of her UH nigga nigga UH kill them niglets chop they heads off I aint paying no alimony UH stackin rackin fappin and rapping my way until sucess I cannot rest these niggas getting iffy on me UH i mite as well stick up some of them

[Anonymous No.19087456]

this market is a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.19087457]

>>19087406
>buying equities
>declaring gold and bitcoin illegal
just wait till you get to ｢Jerome Secret Jutsu Final｣, buying bitcoin

[Anonymous No.19087468]

UHHHHHHH
BOBOS???????

[Anonymous No.19087470]

Jerome is going super saiyan

[Anonymous No.19087471]

Turning green bois

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19087475]

MOTHER FUCKER I WOULD HAVE MADE 33% ON THAT VXX PUT PACKAGE IF I HAD BIGGER BALLS!!!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GOING TO THE BAR! OH FUCK THE BARS ARE ALL CLOSED!!!!

[Anonymous No.19087478]

>>19087403
This. RTX will be a good hold until the day the US stops bombing other countries

so never. god bless

[Anonymous No.19087484]

LMAO WHAT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.19087487]

>>19087151
Hell yeah!
Other positions getting blasted though

[Anonymous No.19087488]

>>19087435

m8 what is this market? I was sweatin an hour ago

[Anonymous No.19087489]

FED is getting desperate. How much was that, like $5 trillion injection? Holy shit it looked fake as fuck

[Anonymous No.19087492]

Any good industrial ETFs? Any that benefit from cheap oil? Other ETF picks in this downturn?

[Anonymous No.19087497]

>Raytheon above $52 again
YES

[Anonymous No.19087501]

French market is closing in 20 mins Idk what to do. Should I but inverse etfs? The situation seems pretty shitty. What's your forecast for the european economy in the next two weeks bros?

[Anonymous No.19087505]

>>19087439
Agreed must be the algos buying up and then dumping it back in as retail fomos. I remember how i avoid getting suckered into those pumps. I literally just did not watch stocks

[Anonymous No.19087507]

>>19087410
WHO THE FUCK IS PROPPING THIS UP

[Anonymous No.19087509]

>>19087374
>GEO profits when ICE kidnaps
Ok, let's compromise. Shoot on sight. GEO doesn't profit and illegals stay out. Everybody wins!
>>19087371
Is there a doujin of this? Artist drew it well.

[Anonymous No.19087510]

MARKET'S BROKEN

[Anonymous No.19087514]

PRINTER ACTIVATED

[Anonymous No.19087517]

>>19087489
Imagine believing this lol

[Anonymous No.19087519]

>>19087348
they were at a loss even in Q1. already deep in defense and getting fucked so

[Anonymous No.19087520]

>>19087232
>the biggest companies are the fucking zombies
But that’s wrong

[Anonymous No.19087522]

>>19087489
nigger, you look fake as fuck

[Anonymous No.19087524]

PAHMP IT

[Anonymous No.19087526]

>>19087376
This. Just buy in or buy more after earnings. Should be around the bottom.

[Anonymous No.19087528]

>>19087103
I've got some Marriot and LVS

[Anonymous No.19087530]

>>19087514
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19087534]

come on what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.19087539]

>>19087489
We’ve seen this before, and it was eaten from the inside out within an hour last time.

[Anonymous No.19087538]

>>19087507
ON GOD WE ARE GONNA GET YOU THAT MONEY SON

STAY STRONG

THE ONLY PEOPLE BUYING ARE SHORTS COVERING

[Anonymous No.19087548]

>>19087509
its like free money

[Anonymous No.19087549]

>>19087443
I get the anger but why join the people that will also take it from you? Are there no other groups?

[Anonymous No.19087550]

lmao

[Anonymous No.19087556]

guys I'm tired of clown market

[Anonymous No.19087557]

>>19087514
>>19087510
it's a natural bounce after almost 5 days dumping you monkeys

[Anonymous No.19087563]

>>19087435
*starts to sweat nervously*

[Anonymous No.19087564]

>>19087557
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.19087566]

>>19087489
This. Everything across the board moving in such unison all of a sudden with no rhyme or reason vs the downtrend with logic behind. Totally not suspcious at all. Lmao free market nope. Still not buying. If economy goes back to normal ill still be up, if it drops im not going to get stuck bagholding even more shares cause of algos causing me to fomo in after which they doomp and now im holding even more.

[Anonymous No.19087573]

>amd literally crabbing

[Anonymous No.19087575]

>>19087550
>148 year chart

[Anonymous No.19087580]

>>19087505
They're a perfect setup if you can daytrade though. Unfortunately I don't want to pay 50% in taxes on my gains. Fuck my jew country.

[Anonymous No.19087591]

>>19087575
>he didn't buy the 1895 dip
jesus christ get out

[Anonymous No.19087594]

>GOLD
1730 new resistance. Feels good mang.

[Anonymous No.19087597]

CLOWN MARKET

[Anonymous No.19087603]

>>19087548
closest thing that the white man will get to owning slaves in this day and age

[Anonymous No.19087609]

Is there a reason there was such a giant spike only for it to fight around 279? Seems weird that it would moon like that and then stop all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.19087614]

>>19087556
At this point I just have no idea of whats going on. There is literally no upside potential but the stocks stay high. The problem is that nobody knows what happens if Fed and PPT take away even a part of their support, so you cant even bet on the crab.

[Anonymous No.19087617]

Ok what double diamond dick QE measures did they announce now?

[Anonymous No.19087624]

>>19087524
that shit looks like its going to fall backwards

[Anonymous No.19087631]

>tfw if anyone bought stocks after March 20th then they bought stocks ridiculously cheap and all anyone has to do is wait a year to at least double their money

>but for some reason, still watch the daily

[Anonymous No.19087633]

>>19087591
this

[Anonymous No.19087643]

>Bears get a taste of victory only to have it torn away by ANOTHER face ripping rally
I love this shit

[Anonymous No.19087651]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE PUMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[Anonymous No.19087652]

>>19087631
I know this feel

[Anonymous No.19087653]

>>19086882
Are you the same anon I shilled UPWK to a few days ago?

[Anonymous No.19087656]

LMT FINALLY DIPPING
>LMT FINALLY DIPPING
LMT FINALLY DIPPING
>LMT FINALLY DIPPING
LMT FINALLY DIPPING
>LMT FINALLY DIPPING

STOP BUYING RTX AND INTO A GOOD DEFENSE CONTRACTOR

Just a PSA, do what you want sheep

[Anonymous No.19087658]

God I hate bobos so much

[Anonymous No.19087662]

Utilities getting killed today.

[Anonymous No.19087668]

>>19087591
>been holding Babcock and Wilcox bags since 1915

[Anonymous No.19087680]

>MFW bought GUSH at $42

[Anonymous No.19087689]

>>19087643
what market you watching

[Anonymous No.19087693]

I must admit I sold everything today. Poorfag, so, no one cares. I broke even pretty much, back to square one. Msft, do you think its going to keep dropping a bit more for a few days?

[Anonymous No.19087694]

>>19087519
Covid hit one of their sectors with chinese factories and a big maintenance job costed more than expected on another. That's done with now. Lake city plant starts in October and they'll be bringing in more with that and once all this covid shit hits. I've only got 30 shares cause I'm a poorfag but I'm confident in making a few hundred from it and buying a new gun.

[Anonymous No.19087699]

fuck me im never ever shorting anything
down $250 in a single afternoon
I'm just gonna hold my buys until my equity doubles, see you at $30,000 faggots

[Anonymous No.19087710]

>>19087631
Your anxiety is probably caused by the fact that you bought shares of companies with almost universally declining earnings.

[Anonymous No.19087713]

ok bear is dead

[Anonymous No.19087716]

fuck anime

[Anonymous No.19087718]

>>19087509
>let's compromise such that you make zero profits
I don't think that's how negotiation works, m8.

[Anonymous No.19087719]

where the hell is this pumping to? 30 fucking points in 45 minutes?

[Anonymous No.19087721]

>>19087680
>>19087680
>buying the top of anything ever

[Anonymous No.19087723]

>Didnt want to buy MA at 266
>Now 270
What the fuck
How can anyone buy in now?
We are so high

[Anonymous No.19087725]

>>19087656
Were all to poor for a chad company like lmt or even a brad like gd.

[Anonymous No.19087726]

Sorry bobos, I bought puts yesterday and so we are destined to go bigly green before the close. Wish it wasn't so, but I wield the ultimate power to turn the market around with my positioning.

[Anonymous No.19087727]

>>19087631
>wait a year
more like a decade

[Anonymous No.19087730]

>>19087710
no, it's not anxiety.
It's just /biz/ memes are funny.

[Anonymous No.19087734]

>>19087656
Fuck that or Tim Apple,

[Anonymous No.19087742]

>People not getting what a short squeeze is.

[Anonymous No.19087743]

But what if we FUCK the anime??

[Anonymous No.19087747]

>>19087718
I was talking about the protesters mate.

[Anonymous No.19087755]

>>19087726
I wish I could capitalize on this power myself

[Anonymous No.19087757]

>>19086682
284 EOD

[Anonymous No.19087758]

>>19087694
Once all this covid shit goes down*

I need coffee

[Anonymous No.19087760]

>MGM

I'm about to cooom

[Anonymous No.19087762]

Big green dildos

[Anonymous No.19087765]

I am worried.

[Anonymous No.19087768]

bros, I'm only 20% cash

[Anonymous No.19087774]

GREEN DAY COMING

FUCK YOU BEARS

[Anonymous No.19087780]

Bought NNVC a few weeks ago at $4 and sold at $11. Should I get back in?

[Anonymous No.19087789]

>well i'm still up 15% lets sell half as dump insurance
>immediate Green Dildo

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[Anonymous No.19087790]

we're back...... i'm saved from shotgunning myself

[Anonymous No.19087804]

Wheres my Bull bros

[Anonymous No.19087809]

HAL niggas where you at?

[Anonymous No.19087811]

WE'RE BACK BASED JEROME BASED JEROME

[Anonymous No.19087814]

Holy fuck.

Thank you G-d. Thank you Jesus. Shout out to JPOW for QE.

[Anonymous No.19087815]

>>19087528
Seems like it's a little early to buy though, right?

[Anonymous No.19087818]

Imagine not buying AXP and JPM yesterday

[Anonymous No.19087821]

>markets naturally do V shaped recoveries
>it is only natural

[Anonymous No.19087823]

i am financially ruined
fuck you jerome
fuck the fed
fuck this all

[Anonymous No.19087825]

YES KEEP GOING IM GONNA COOOOOME

[Anonymous No.19087826]

>>19087809
based HAL chad

[Anonymous No.19087835]

>>19087774
Im not even a bear just realistic. If the market truly goes back to normal than my position will make money. But no way im sticking in more and it dumps, i get left holding bags for when the real cheapies are here.

[Anonymous No.19087836]

NATURAL RECOVERY LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, NOTHING TO SEE HERE

[Anonymous No.19087838]

>>19087680
DRIP GANG DRIP GANG DRIP GANG DRIP GANG

[Anonymous No.19087843]

Blue Friday confirmed!
Oh God yes, we're all gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.19087845]

How is this a free market

[Anonymous No.19087846]

holy shit it reversed

I lost money today

[Anonymous No.19087852]

BULLS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.19087862]

See you at the big sell off EoD. haha

[Anonymous No.19087864]

fake and gay
get out while you can, bagholders

[Anonymous No.19087866]

>>19087815
I've been dollar cost averaging. They're still well below their highs

[Anonymous No.19087867]

>>19087743
What a rump

[Anonymous No.19087868]

MRO is saving my ass

[Anonymous No.19087871]

>buy RTX
>instantly starts dropping

[Anonymous No.19087874]

which finance/trading book teaches you about these modern day markets?

[Anonymous No.19087877]

If today is green I will stop worrying and just buy.
Whoever holds the market up is in full control and we should join them.

[Anonymous No.19087878]

zzzz
fake recovery
i feel like what we see are ADHD zoomies playing videogames with stocks

[Anonymous No.19087880]

V shaped recovery.
Recession is canceled.

[Anonymous No.19087882]

>cut my losses and sell
>immediately it pumps
God fucking damn it.

[Anonymous No.19087886]

>>19087809
still red, just a bit less. Might sell it even and wait for contacts

[Anonymous No.19087890]

hahahaahha ccl did a 10% swing

[Anonymous No.19087896]

>>19087882
kek
paper hands get rekt

[Anonymous No.19087897]

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.19087900]

>>19087882
Don't worry, it's head back down now.

[Anonymous No.19087903]

And now we dump. Fucking scam.

[Anonymous No.19087906]

DOUBLE TOP CONFIRMED

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT IT’S OVER SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.19087908]

JEROME JEROME
PICK UP THE PHONE

[Anonymous No.19087914]

>>19087874
the alchemy of finance (though it applies to all markets all the time)

[Anonymous No.19087915]

>>19087838
faggot

[Anonymous No.19087917]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.19087927]

>the entire market is now a pump and dump scheme

[Anonymous No.19087928]

>>19087818
Imagine buying it Monday like me and watching it plummit all week

[Anonymous No.19087930]

>>19087882
That's what happens if you don't have any fucking plan or analysis to your trades.

[Anonymous No.19087931]

>>19087915

MAD CAUSE YOU LACK DRIP

[Anonymous No.19087944]

>>19087877
>If today is green
I'll do it after the long weekend next week. contracts are all expiring. so we might end up seeing a bunch of horseshit.

[Anonymous No.19087946]

I don’t mean to brag but I’m probably the most successful trader on /biz/

[Anonymous No.19087947]

>>19087760
I've been holding for weeks. Sold at $12.09 this morning. Saw it dip to under $12 before going into a phone meeting and felt good. Just got off and now it's up. I'm fucking done selling

[Anonymous No.19087950]

>>19087927
Selling bags to retailers to fund bailouts, genius.

[Anonymous No.19087955]

NEW
>>19087948
>>19087948
>>19087948
>>19087948

>>19087948
>>19087948
>>19087948
>>19087948

[Anonymous No.19087960]

>>19087868
MRO is godly. Just wait for when winter comes. All that oil and gas getting sucked out. Watch as the profit rolls in and stock price climb!

[Anonymous No.19087964]

>>19087931

[Anonymous No.19087966]

>>19087864
I got out like tuesday. Even with that pump id be down way more if i jump out now rather than back in tuesday.

[Anonymous No.19087971]

>>19087946
>I’m probably the most successful trader on /biz/
there's a guy that's up like 5k% YTD.

[Anonymous No.19087973]

>>19087656
I went with LMT I can't help buying defense shut helpppppp

[Anonymous No.19087980]

>>19087882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

[Anonymous No.19087982]

>>19087928
Just buy more at lower prices

[Anonymous No.19088007]

explain TVIX to me like to a retard:
if I believe the volatility is going to be larger than the current, then I should buy it, right?

[Anonymous No.19088010]

>Worst Cold Snap Since 1966 Has Farmers Assessing Potential Damage

>About 17% of Italy’s olive producing areas are currently estimated to be infected with the disease, olive quick decline syndrome, which has become colloquially known as olive leprosy and has also struck in France, Spain and Portugal.

>In Spain, losses could total €17bn over the same period, and Greece could suffer to the tune of about €2bn.

>NASA’s forecast for the next solar cycle (25) reveals it will be the weakest of the last 200 years.

BOBOS COME OUT

PUMP FOOD PRICES

>Americans are seeing record hikes in the prices of meats, vegetables and cereals

[Anonymous No.19088045]

Jesus fuck go down already

[Anonymous No.19088083]

>They think it will last.

[Anonymous No.19088134]

>>19086745
Europe doesn't believe the meme that the oil crisis is over. Shell is fucked for years, mate.

[Anonymous No.19088150]

>>19086745
Its run by the dutch, and they no longer want to be an oil and gas company. They want windmills because it goes whoosh.

[Anonymous No.19088259]

>>19087330
Cheer up, im 5'6" and fat. Could be worse.

[Anonymous No.19088481]

>>19088083
it will, the second wave of money printer is coming