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>> No.19074266
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19074266

I only respect cunny, bros.

>> No.19074289

WHAT'S THE NEXT PUMP AND DUMP I JUST WANT TO DOUBLE MY MONEY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN 4x RIGHT NOW WITH UAVS AND MIVS AND NOW GNUS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19074303

oil bros, what are you in? was looking to get into MRO or XOM tomorrow at open

>> No.19074308

are we red or green tomorrow

>> No.19074433

>>19074266
CUTE
AND
FUNNY

>> No.19074489
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>>19074245
So faggots will HTZ puts be a good idea. Seems like they might go bankrupt and they arent gonna get help from jerome

>> No.19074492

BUY VXX CALLS

>> No.19074521
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19074521

i have the toenail infection bros

>> No.19074523

>-2%
>omg it is a bear market,
anything above -20% is pretty much bull market

>> No.19074525
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>>19074266
Checkied

>> No.19074540

>>19074308
looks like the support level from yesterday's futures are becoming resistance. I would have to say it looks bad for tomorrow. We'll know more once the Asians open.

>> No.19074545

>>19074521
Are your toes swollen and red?

>> No.19074550
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>>19074521
could be worse man.. my portfolio is at -5%

>> No.19074565

fuck the bulls
fuck jerome
fuck mnuchin
fuck orange man
but most importantly
fuck bvll bvll bvll

>> No.19074568

is it seriously just crabbing again? are we gonna go to 2950 just to dump again?

>> No.19074570

Alien signals on CNBC

>> No.19074573
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>>19074308
I would prefer red tbhfam

>> No.19074575

Fuck Anime

>> No.19074577

Did you guys really think we'd go positive for the year on the first try??

>> No.19074586

>>19074093
Wasn't there a time when nuclear was actually cheaper than coal? Was it during the early years when there wasn't much regulation?

>> No.19074601

>>19074545
nah it seems pretty contained in the nail, gonna ride it out

>>19074550
on top of the infection i lost $100k (on paper) over the last couple of months. might kms

>> No.19074613

how do you manipulate a market dominated by algos?

more importantly, how do you manipulate it into crabbing? makes no sense. algos are supposed to establish a trend.

>> No.19074619

fuck bros im getting iv crushed

>> No.19074620

>>19074601
Not a loss unless you sell :^)

>> No.19074637

there was a time when nuclear was pronounced nucular. forgot who that was.

>> No.19074655

>>19074570
Like seriously, what the actual fuck was that. I already brought this up in another smg and I was called schizo, but I believe in the next few years, potentially sooner, we will be 'invaded'. It won't actually be Ayyys though, but our own governments.

>> No.19074665

>>19074613
I once listened to an interview that it's about how you buy and sell your stock... like if you sell as a limit or a stop or a market same as if you buy...

>> No.19074675

>>19074613
Crabbing is a trend.

>> No.19074691
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>>19074619
you hold through earnings or something?

>> No.19074695

>>19074613
Look up the autistic indian kid in the UK that crashed the US economy for a few hours by manipulating futures to fuck with the bots. It didn't work out well for him.

>> No.19074701

>>19074570
anyone got a clip of it?

>> No.19074749

>>19074613
>>19074695
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-security-fraud/uk-speed-trader-arrested-over-role-in-2010-flash-crash-idUSKBN0NC21220150422

If you want to read about it, it's actually funny.

"A high-frequency trader was arrested in London over his alleged role in the May 2010 “flash crash” that briefly wiped out nearly $1 trillion in market value, the first time authorities have blamed manipulation for the turbulence."

>> No.19074756

>>19074637
bush jr?

>> No.19074762
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I did a preliminary screening of some great covered call opportunities for next weeks earnings.
WB - Weibo Corp
FL - Foot Locker, Inc.
KSS - Kohl's Corporation
GPS - Gap Inc
VIPS - Vipshop Holdings
HRL - Hormel Foods Corp
HPE - ewlett Packard Enterprise Co

These companies have earnings reports coming out next week. The premiums on near the money options are at 2% or greater. WB and FL have the highest premiums percentage at 5% and 8%. This is a good opportunity to make a low risk play with decent upside. The strategy I am executing is to purchase shares in lots of 100 and sell covered calls to collect the premiums at the start of the week (or the Friday before the weekend).

An example:
Buy 200 shares of FL at $23.50 for a total of $4700
Sell weekly calls at $24 for about $1.50 each, net credit of $300.
Possible results:
Week ends at $26 (+10.6%) = $5100 ($24*200 + $300 from calls) (+8.5%) : Delta: -2.1%
Week ends at $25 (+6.4%) = $5100 ($24*200 + $300 from calls) (+8.5%) : Delta: +2.1%
Week ends at $24 (+2.1%) = $5100 ($24*200 + $300 from calls) (+8.5%) : Delta: +6.4%
Week ends at $23 (-2.1%) = $4900 ($23*200 + $300 from calls) (+4.2%) : Delta: +6.4%
Week ends at $22 (-6.4%) = $4700 ($22*200 + $300 from calls) (+0%) : Delta: +6.4%
Week ends at $21 (-10.6%) = $4500 ($21*200 + $300 from calls) (-4.3%) : Delta: +6.3%

Note: When the Call is not executed, you may choose to continue to hold the stock and wait for it to rise again.

As you can see, with such a high premium, the upside for covered calls is quite high and the downside is partially mitigated. If you are expecting a drop you can sell deeper in the money calls, and if you think it will pop, you can sell higher out of the money calls.

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>>19074245
FEAC interest? Could be new VTIQ? Could make millions...

>> No.19074764

>>19074586
I have no idea, but I could see it as they were making great strides really quickly. (the light water reactor and the molten salt reactor were both invented in the same decade)
But that is certainly not the case today, big plants cannot be financially viable without state assistance. Hence why they are moving to modular reactors. Nuclear also has extreme water desalination capability going for it.

>> No.19074775

>>19074749
Disgusting, that kid gets arrested for what many big firms do and only get a slap on the wrist at worst.

>> No.19074789

>>19074775
Just be big enough and then you're above the law.

>> No.19074793

>>19074586
You’d have to ignore the costs of decommissioning “safely” and maintaining the pools of radioactive acid after reclaiming fissile material, and the inevitable seepage into the water table and the costs of the health effects, and the cost of the loss of the land that can’t be used for anything for thousands of years, etc.

>> No.19074795
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19074795

Line go down

>> No.19074837

>>19074793
What a fantasy world you live in to think this is how loose US nuclear standards are.

>> No.19074840

>>19074795
LINE GO DOWN FASST

>> No.19074845

>>19074837
A lot of faith in the system?

>> No.19074854
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AYTU was moving in AH, watch out, tomorrow earnings

>> No.19074864

>>19074756
yeah, him! i actually kinda liked him. funny old man.

>> No.19074867

Is Powell retarded or something? Why did he have a 30 minute video conference 30 minutes before the US opened today? Saying shit like "We're about to enter a recession not seen since WW2" Couldn't he wait until the weekend to say that shit? My fucking gains were all wiped out because of Fauci and Powell today. Fucking Americans.

>> No.19074871

What the fuck? This dump makes absolutely no sense. Are short sellers trying to crash everything? Fuck bears, seriously, I've lost almost everything that I put in last week.

>> No.19074876

tomorrow looks to be a fake&gay "pomp it" day

>> No.19074877
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at least amazon is doing well... the rest are gonna spike back up right anons?

>> No.19074879
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>>19074749
>But according to the complaint, Sarao later that month sent off an email to his futures brokerage, saying he had called the CME and “told em to kiss my ass.”
Baller.

>> No.19074880

>>19074845
A lot of faith in the engineers behind the magic, the system not so much

>> No.19074884

whoa why we getting red dildos in futures trading, usually it's fake and gay pumps to bring it back up for open next day. this is spooky

>> No.19074889

>>19074871
Bobos are just riding the wave. It's the hedge funds you hate

>> No.19074899

>>19074837
one where superfund sites exist

>> No.19074904

It’s gonna dump again right ? Or did I miss my last chance for cheapies ?

>> No.19074931
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyWDhB_QeI

>> No.19074934

>>19074877
>DAL
>RTX
>MGM
You need to stop listening to /smg/ and buying meme stocks.

>> No.19074950
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19074950

good calls from /smg/ anons:
CODX (two weeks ago)
LQD puts (a week ago)

bad calls from /smg/ anons:
RTX long
DHT
DIS puts on day before earnings (that was me)

>> No.19074958

>>19074877
for fucks sake just buy some growth ETFs

>> No.19074961
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>>19074523
Bear market confirmed

>> No.19074964

>>19074867
Skin in the game? A certain David Tepper said todfay that this market is "second most overvalued" and he only has like 15% of long positions. Obviously a bunch of people like him are shorting and hoping to use their influence to help crash the market.

>> No.19074968

What is the MMT stance on negative interest rates? I don't care enough to know all the intricacies of meme theories
>it now runs the US economy
Still a meme.

>> No.19074972

>>19074871
Come on, we've been testing 2900 for weeks. Volume was low, no buying, it had to drop to another level.

>> No.19074980

>>19074950
you bought shitty strikes, i got out of DIS puts just fine lol

>> No.19074999

>>19074950
i ended up not buying, but congrats if you made a profit. DIS did move down 2-3 days before earnings. by day of earnings it was priced in that they would report weak numbers. but DIS puts are still on the menu on any green candle. just look at the opportunities today.

>> No.19075011

>>19074899
you think they are leaking into water tables?

>> No.19075016
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19075016

HE IS RISEN
SECOND COOMING
PRAISE HIM

>> No.19075033

>>19074961
Nice. I lost the same amount but it was 80% of my porfolio

>> No.19075037

>>19074964
I'm unironically starting to feel that's true. There's just no way Fauci, Powell and congress decided to paint a grim economic picture at the same week without some kind of influence by special interest groups. Hundreds of millions of people around the world are going to suffer for the next few years because a bunch of billionaires wanted to get a bit richer.

>> No.19075040
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i own only one luxury lacoste polo, and zero airliner stocks

>> No.19075049

>>19075011
Yes, I’m looking through the US office of inspector general reports right now but there has to be a less tedious way of doing this.

>>19074950
>tfw you’ll never make Abbie make that face
>tfw that’s not even a real picture
It’s not my favorite feel.

>> No.19075058

>>19075011
I am pretty sure the Paducah gaseous diffusion plant did. Not a nuclear plant, but an enrichment facility.

>> No.19075061

>>19074961
what were the positions, options?

>> No.19075071

>>19074793
Read up on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_nuclear_fission_reactor
>TL; DR
Natural uranium deposit in Gabon effectively served as a low power nuclear reactor for hundreds of thousands of years. Isotope analysis near the deposit revealed that all the unique isotopes to fission moved at most centimeters over BILLIONS of years

>> No.19075088

>>19075037
>There's just no way Fauci, Powell and congress decided to paint a grim economic picture at the same week without some kind of influence by special interest groups
What the fuck?
Everyones been painting a grim picture over weeks/months, but trying to be upbeat about it to let people cope with it slowly rather than panic. The whole boiling a frog thing.

Congress wants a loisence for more helicopter money and porkbarrel stimulus.

>> No.19075094

>>19074899
>oh no the 0.00000000001% contamination of the leaderino this is a NATIONAL DISASTER!!!!! we cannot use this property for 1,000,000 yearinos because I say so!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Superfund sites exist because bureaucrats have nothing better to do than make mountains out of molehills like feeble old maids.

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>>19075049
how's it not a real picture?

>>19075037
a lot of pharms are probably giving shares (secretly) to WHO / CDC fuckers. weird how fauci pumps gilead's drug out of all possible choices.

>> No.19075115

>>19074934
but they were so cheap and undervalued... they'll rise again

>> No.19075119

>>19075088
Mate, I'm not denying that but three unrelated news events in less than 48 hours which basically say we're fucked is a bit suspicious.

>> No.19075122

Reminder that corporate earnings have been flat for years. Literally the best ROI for any business receiving GIBBS is to buy back their own shares.

>> No.19075124
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>>19075097
Well, it’s a real image in that it exists. It’s about as real as this image of Becky “don’t come too” Quick

>> No.19075136

>>19075097
Yeah, the Gilead shit was extremely suspicious too. There are hundreds of pharmas who were pushing for something similar but Fauci picked Gilead out of all of those? What the fuck was that about?

>> No.19075142

>>19075115
PENT
UP
DEMAND
You are a bagholder now. Probably for at least a year or more. There is nothing you can do unless you can cut some of the fat with minimal losses now.

>> No.19075154

>>19075088
can we just hire the guy that trained kobe's pilot and give the socialists tax payer funded helicopter rides? I mean I can't think of a better use of my tax dollars.

>> No.19075171
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19075171

i notice mumu poasters are awfully quiet today.

>>19075136
yes, only we notice and none of the NPCs in gov and media point that out.

>> No.19075175

Whats Biz take on investing in utilities and REITS for dividends? Are you for or against dividend stocks, had a friend who said that dividends were worthless and you should focus solely on growth stocks.

>> No.19075187

>>19075119
I guess, or maybe we’re fucked. Didn’t congress decide when to schedule that meeting? Maybe they picked it to coincide with Powell’s report?

But I think you’re looking too closely at those things, the govt is in cahoots to consolidate power and fuck everyone who isn’t in the club of American Nobility, but this didn’t seem unnatural to me.

The way that the Republican Party abandoned anything like fiscal conservativism, THAT feels funny to me.

>> No.19075192

CZR puts for tomorrow are looking bad if ah is to believed

>> No.19075203

>>19075175
Your friend is correct. Divvies at best give you 3 to 12% a year and on top of that, the underlying stock will lose more value than the divvies give so you're just bleeding money. Focus on growth stocks like your friend said, that will (at least in a bull market kek) give you consistent growth.

>> No.19075212

>>19075154
>the socialists
I mean, trump and McConnell are basically socialists at this point, or at least MMTers.

>> No.19075229

>>19075136
>but Fauci picked Gilead out of all of those
So if he had picked the AbbVie drug or the Regeneron drug or the hydroxycloroquin drug it wouldn’t have been suspicious?

>> No.19075254

>>19075203
This. Divvies are actually a scheme done by companies so the execs can buy all the stocks for free when it hits 0, then sell the stock back up. This is why the bigger companies have higher dividends and smaller companies don't have dividends. Don't buy dividend stocks, much better to go with biopharma stock (especially holding them overnight, all in once a day).

>> No.19075268

>>19075142
is it really that bad to be a bagholder if the bags are worth holding? I don't mind if my investments don't make a profit for awhile, I just want gains bigger than I can get from a high interest savings account really.

>> No.19075276

news: priced in
demand: pent up
calls: expiring today
volatility: low 30s
meds: not taken
margin: fully utilized
socially: distant
food stocks: purchased
dividends: reinvested
short puts: completely uncovered
bears: snabbed
bulls: snibbed
analyst recommendations: ignored

it's time for /smg/

>> No.19075283

>>19075229
hcq can be made by anyone and costs pennies to make. Gilead's drug costs several thousands and only gilead is allowed to make it. So yes, choosing hcq over gilead would have been orders of magnitude less suspicious for example. The problem is that none of those drugs work at all and given his position he should have either given everyone a fair shake or told the truth instead of playing favorites. Another red flag.

>> No.19075288

>>19075268
While you're holding your bags for years other growth stocks make money. The game here is growth maximization. Holding bags is not only a waste of time it also loses you money.

>> No.19075289

>>19074749
Yeah I read a lot about it when it was happening but was too fuzzy on the details to get much more specific. I love that the problem isn't that there's algorithms controlling the market, it's daring to beat them.

>> No.19075294

>>19075119
Not really. They're tearing off the bandaid they've slapped on knowing that their modalities are wholly ineffective in that they are destructive in one way or another in unknown magnitudes. They've probably actually coordinated it, yes, but that's precisely their fucking job, coordinating the nation, and to a lesser extent the global reliance on American markets and sociopolitical influence. Don't attribute to malice that which can be more easily explained by incompetence.

Attribute malice and you can only blame the people that allow the system its undue continuity, and that means you're to blame as much as anyone.

>> No.19075305
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"Our window of opportunity is closing. If we fail to develop a national coordinated response, based in science, I fear the pandemic will get far worse and be prolonged, causing unprecedented illness and fatalities," Bright is expected to say Thursday, according to his prepared testimony obtained by CNN. "Without clear planning and implementation of the steps that I and other experts have outlined, 2020 will be darkest winter in modern history."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/13/politics/rick-bright-testimony-congress/index.html

testimony tomorrow, i think we got some ammo to trigger more selling

>> No.19075306

>>19074245

I've been coming here years and I still don't know the meme character in pic related with the brown skin (fur?) and little mustache. Can someone fill me in?

>> No.19075307

>>19075294
Why would they tear off the bandaid? A gradual deflation is better than a sudden jolt to the system. Doing shit like that spreads panic and makes people emotional.

>> No.19075313

>>19075061
MGM and Wells Fargo

>> No.19075317

>>19075313
>Wells Fargo
too early if you were long.

>> No.19075319

>>19074837
If you only knew anon, if you only knew. Do you believe that at any minute all of our nukes are accounted for? Because that isn't the case at all.

>> No.19075328

>>19075305
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.19075330

>>19075212
yeah you're fucking right... fucking politicians just love spending money... The fucking whole shut it all down was bullshit, and there should be some compensation, but what happened to the fiscal conservatives? We fucking need them more than ever.

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>>19075306
it is a finnish knockoff of pic related, if you don't know who this is, you are too young to post

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How does USOI relate to oil? It's a "covered call oil ETN" but how does that actually work? It's under $5 and I'm thinking about stocking up for some long term gains.

>> No.19075355

>>19075306
Wtf you missed the golden era. Look up spurdo, a lot of philosophy behind it, namely being a universal observer. An OG anon.

>> No.19075366

>>19075335
It’s completely unrelated. All prices on the stock market are made up fantasy numbers that are unrelated to any underlying fundamentals.

>> No.19075370

RTX - Bought into it today on the dip. I ain't worried. They gotta big cash cushion to tide them over and fully pay out that divvy. They've got a massive backlog of Govt projects in the works. Shit in the middle east is always ongoing so hey who's to say a few RTX missiles won't land in some terrorist asshole's house during the dead of night one day? (Just 1 said missile costs a few million so yeah..). Like I said they're still paying out that divvy, so why should I give a damn if the price falls even more? Hell that just gives me an excuse to buy more. Then there's the other business units, not just engines, you know.

>> No.19075371

>>19074762
lol, this is terrible advice

>> No.19075376

>>19075283
If my sense is correct, he's trying to come up with a cocktail of drugs. I will not be surprised if GILD's drug gets in, even if all it does is accelerate recovery time and not improve outcomes, AND Regeneron's Kevzara, even if it only seems to help in critical patients.

>>19075335
Pretty sure it's build off of the USO etf, which has proven itself to be a terribly run etf and a bad investment for anything other than short term swings, like daytrades.

>> No.19075374

>>19075355
i think you're confusing spurdo for gondola

>> No.19075398

>>19075371
Care to explain why, friend?

>> No.19075400
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We took shit from bulls for months, but now is not the time to get back at them fellow bears.
Now we try to cure them of their retardation and show them the path of puts.

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>>19075276
approved

>> No.19075405

>>19075374
Yikes yes, but then evolution went from spurdo to gondala... but srs meant to type gondola.
Lots of good gondola gifs in safe for work gif board.

>> No.19075411

>>19075319
Yes anon, I have read command and control by eric schlosser

>> No.19075415

>>19075332
>>19075355

Thanks, I've actually been posting on here for 8 years but it was mostly /b/ and /fit/ til 2017 when I made a small fortune off of XRP

>> No.19075431

Does this deal mean anything? Where is the blastoff
https://ir.foresightauto.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/QuadSight-prototype-sale_autonomous-trucks-Tier-One-060520-EN-HE-FINAL.pdf

>> No.19075439

>>19075366
thanks drew carey

>> No.19075438

>>19075319
are there just nukes floating around uncounted for in some dudes basement or something

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19075449

>>19075411
Ah, but have you watched the documentary adaptation?

>>19075404
She cute

>> No.19075463

>>19075449
I didn't know there was one

>> No.19075488

>>19075376
I figured it was too good to be true!

>> No.19075510

>>19075307
Because we have to move in a committed direction. If we stay holed up the economy ends, if the economy ends then there's debt jubilee or something and the status quo that olde money has spent generations building and maintaining is compromised. Or civil unrest, or both and a seizure of the means of production while Joe S. Pack murderfucks politicians, bankers, and CEOs.

Conversely, you send people back to work immediately, the economy gradually restarts but millions of people might compromise their health and wellbeing for the safety of their company's balance sheet. And, as a possible inverse to that, millions more people are exposed and effected, and it's realized that the policies put in place were arbitrary and unnecessary - and Joe S. Pack and his CEO run off the murderfuck politicians.

Or our elected officials and appointed officials, in corroboration with the MSM are actually fucking retarded.

>> No.19075523
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If the Asian open doesn't save us... Yesterday's support is becoming today's firm resistance. I'm fucking stoked.

>> No.19075552

>>19075523
these are 1-hour candles fyi.

>> No.19075565

>>19075317
>>19075317
I've since realized that. I plan to buy more Friday with my paycheck to DCA

>> No.19075580
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>mfw still holding SPY short at 2949

>> No.19075585

>>19075523
delayed chart 10min?

>> No.19075591
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19075591

You increase your portfolio by 5% and you get 5 minutes alone with this sweet piece of ass

what you buyin?

>> No.19075599
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19075599

RTX, CCL, MRO, RCL

>> No.19075602

>>19075585
yeah, i dunno trading view used to be cool but now it just blows.

>> No.19075620

>>19075591
my Puts on Cisco print tomorrow so I'm about to tear that cunny up come 9:30 eastern

you dingalings better pray the pre-market opens up like America just got nuked because sloppy seconds after NOT going to be pretty

>> No.19075624

>>19075602
Use SPXUSD

>> No.19075657

>>19075565
>buy more Friday with my paycheck to DCA
unless it gets under 20, i would personally wait.

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19075677

>>19075591
shes actually a boomer

>> No.19075702

holy shit how many people are there getting fucked today

>> No.19075711

>>19075677
I want to boom her...

>> No.19075744

>>19075711
3D and shit taste.

>> No.19075759

>>19075659
>>19075672
They are multiplying
>>19075268
Yes, you waste your (money's) time. It is really why now is a horrendous time for investors. Just don't panic sell. But unironically depending on how far you are down the best move will probably be to sit and wait for months.
The better plays right now, and only for traders, is to buy puts or calls.

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>>19075744

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>>19075702
>today

>> No.19075782

>>19075624
>SPXUSD
thanks, it looks like its the same shit.

>> No.19075783

>>19075766
wtf

>> No.19075805

>>19075376
>let's nuke the immune system of people dying from a novel disease after they're immersed in an environment peculiarly teeming with pathogens, what could possibly go wrong
Even the most senile doctor wouldn't possibly think this is a good plan. Even more suspicious.

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>>19074950
>No TMDX
I told you all to swing it anons. I got very drunk multiple times and told you why there is a significant upside to the product which this company makes. I think that maybe the only person who actually bought in and made a profit was Baggie of all people.

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19075822

>>19075657
Think it'll go lower?

>> No.19075846

>>19075677
boomer, zoomer, coomer, i don't care. $1,000 on TVIS and im getting my DICK SUCKED by a bug eater AYOOOO

>> No.19075863

>>19075766
I am now a coomer. Like jesus how can she b

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>>19075811
This duckposting is growing on me.

>> No.19075877

>>19075863
e even hotter like this than she already was

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>>19075874
Keks

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>>19075766
>he thinks 3D can compete
I guess futures will be a repeat?

>>19075822
I set $18 as a buy in but who knows. Fear is a hell of a drug, and I won't be too surprised if it somehow hits $12. The low rate environment is going to drive WFC into the dirt, especially when everyone is screeching that the bank can't be aggressive enough with their money (retards). Their texas ratio is a bit higher than others, but I really see them as a safe longer term bet, their preferred should do fine as well.

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Am I going to make it?

>> No.19075977

>>19075822
>>19075936
WFC is easily the most consistently mismanaged of all the "major" banks right now. And that has been true for decades. The share price eating that much shit might suggest that insiders know what is happening.

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>>19075805
what are you even talking about? theyre not just going to give max dosages to people. But they are going to try things and tweak it until they find something that works.

go look at the creation of the aids cocktail
for a long time it's going to be trial and error and I don't want to be one of the guinea pigs.

>>19075936
based smug + thighs + cunnyfang

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>>19075896

>> No.19076000

>>19075970
damn, 4 whole dollars o_o

>> No.19076001

>>19075987
oh you son of a bitch.... on the fucking walkman. you fucking got me.

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>>19075874
waterslide on a cruise ship looks like it would be fun.

>> No.19076015

>>19075659
>>19075672
ok this is based

>> No.19076031

>>19075936
I can't tell if posting AOC is a forced meme or not. Back on topic, what are the odds of Wells Fargo going under?

>> No.19076050

>>19075591
I would eat her bug.

>> No.19076057

How do I profit from herpes?

>> No.19076065

>>19076031
>banks going under
TARP was basically a pledge that the US will burn before a bank is ever threatened again.
>stockholders getting fucked
VERY possible

>> No.19076081

>>19075977
>>19076031
>implying the other banks are not cooking their books and making risky derivative plays that could fuck them over
They've had regulators breathing down their necks from 2018, i have a strong feeling they'll be safe. We're in a bubble that was caused by an over-expansion of credit. I think WFC is more likely to make it through ok than some other banks. their common shares are far below others, which may truly be due to mismanagement. I have strong doubts that they'll go under and I also doubt that $18 is close to a fair valuation for the bank.
I'm also looking at AIG's price action. There's fear driving these prices down for financials, and rightfully so. However, if they swing lower proportionally with broad market movements, then i think they're going to be a good buy.

>> No.19076083

>>19076057
pharma

>> No.19076085

Is Obama going to prison?

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>>19075896
this one goes out to my boys at $GEO

>> No.19076098

>>19076057
GSK manufactures Valtrex

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>>19074289
join us on /ptg/ aka /psg/
there are rarely any 2X's poasted on /smg/

>>19074308
yellow crab tomorrow

>> No.19076105

I bought 10 $AMD put contracts for June. Lost half of my savings in this dead cat bounce, sucks sucks sucks. Currently NEET'ing out on the $10,000 I have left, I think I'll kill myself before going back to wageslavery. I wouldn't mind too much, death is a preferable alternative, and not so bad once you think about it.

>> No.19076132

>>19076081
I'd have to look into it but from what I remember about WFC they weren't nearly as greedy with MBS derivatives as all the other banks are. But I think its just that WF is always lagging behind all of its competitors. It wasn't so much that they were ever greedy they are just stupid and confused about current trends in the economy or finance.
I don't think the worry about WFC is that they will be caught doing something illegal but that they were a /biz/ investor and went all in on airlines or something.

>> No.19076136

>>19076085
nah sean hannity is just a trump boot licker, once obama's vp gets into office him and trump will be hung for high treason, and obama will be appointed king nigger.

>> No.19076152

>>19075810
you're a good man and yes my list was not exhaustive. congrats on TMDX. i have it on watch list but can't find a good entry point.

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These CRM calls had better print tomorrow /smg/

>> No.19076234

>>19076132
>but that they were a /biz/ investor and went all in on airlines or something.
kek. I wish zerohedge wasn't fucking out of its mind. I want to see how bad COF could be due to their oil plays.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/exclusive-capital-one-to-withdraw-controversial-regulator-request-2020-04-04
I only have JPM, C, WFC, BAC, and AXP on my watchlist. I'm keeping feelers out for COF, USB, DFS, and DB. I think those ones might be troublemakers.

>> No.19076235

>>19076105
Why are you blaming a retarded option play on the market?

>> No.19076243

>>19076105
Can you give me the $10k before you go

>> No.19076245

Will we be green or red tomorrow?

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>>19076245

>> No.19076256

>>19074550
me too anon
fuck airplanes i always liked trains more anyway

>> No.19076268

>>19075398
Relies heavily on, "but that would never happen."

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>>19076152
It has a lot of institutional ownership and it's a small market cap so I'm sure it'll dip back down eventually depending on the prevailing market conditions.

Under $12 is a definite buy for me. I recently talked to one of their reps about their end game and it is pretty exciting. This machine will be used on every non-local heart recovery in a few years, the exact same way kidney pumps quickly became the norm.

>> No.19076295

>>19076245
Both

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19076297

Hey shroomanon... how long after a dayshower do I wait to go hunting? Next morning?

Are there any databases of good hunting spots?

>> No.19076300

>>19076254
Crab is a meme, you need to zoom out

>> No.19076312

I love how no bullshit the bond market is. These people are simply unmoved by the seduction of GIBBS and bailouts.
Bonds are still mostly a dumpster fire right now but its nice to see anyway.

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Night Stock Bros.

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I got KOked today biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19076392

btw fuck anime

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>>19076274
Long duck better

>> No.19076399

Shark Tank is p comfy desu. Anyone else like to watch it?

>> No.19076405

>>19076268
How so? If the stock goes down, you still have the stock. Thats why its important to pick a fundamentally sound stock. You're worried the stock could suddenly go down 20%? You could make that argument against holding any stock. This strategy is no more risky than holding any other stock. You're worried it go too high? So what? You locked in profit, being greedy will just get you in trouble. With this strategy, you win if the stock ends the week higher than your cost basis minus the premium, which is a huge window of -6% to +8%. If you're worried its going to fall outside that then why even bother trading or investing?

>> No.19076414

wow a forced meme gaining traction

>> No.19076432

>>19076399
Yeah I like to play along and try to make my own valuations. See how I match up to what theirs are.

>> No.19076441

Serious discussion Biz, how fucked is RTX due to UTX being exposed to BA and airline in general? Are we expect a 10 year recovery for RTX to get back to 100s+?

I won't lie I thought I was getting a steal of RTX at $60 due to its nature as now the second largest US defense contractor and I thought that UTX was overblown but it seems that UTX is a literal millstone around old Raytheon.

>> No.19076448

For the last 5 weeks this bullshit has been artificially pumping. Being manipulated upwards by fed money...I've heard at least 4 billionaires talk about how they've never seen over-valuation like this in their entire lives.

And then it drops and you bull nigs scream manipulation. Unbelievable.

>> No.19076454

>>19075970
Does VIX go up if we have slow down trend?

>> No.19076461

>>19076441
About 3.50 years

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>>19074303
MRO HAL HSE.TO
Your future self thanks you for choosing oil.

>> No.19076472

i dont know why airlines/cruises can go up...theres just no plan on things going back to normal. get out

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>>19076461
>3.50
Aw Sheet

>> No.19076490

>>19076471
>tfw i have this video

>> No.19076493

>>19076471
Not until contacts expire.

>> No.19076497

>>19074303
>>19076471
Oil is gonna drop when contracts rollover right?

Also you guys gonna get into OKE and natural gas?

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>>19076245
Slightly green

>> No.19076511

>>19076497
might take an extra month.

>> No.19076523

>sell short yesterday after the dump
>go to sleep
>wake up
>it dumped even more
>could have made another 15k
fucking

>> No.19076524

>>19075659
>>19075672
this quack meme is epic win.

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>>19076441
Airlines will be fine eventually.

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Thoughts on ARCC? BDC's are getting wrecked, but these guys are one of the top dogs

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Mumus get the rope tomorrow

>> No.19076548

>>19075306
Fugg :-DDDDD

>> No.19076562

>>19075970
>buying the top
brace your ass when it all goes down tomorrow

>> No.19076568

>>19076105
Why did you think AMD would go down? I bought some more today because it went down to $51 from $55-ish due to a pension fund selling them off and buying some other shit. It didn't fall because of bad news or anything so I expect it to recover and go back up.

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i wonder if that anon who memed about athx is still here. somehow this thing manage to climb up to 3.

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>>19076477
You doubt me? It's about a 3.50, just look at what boeing said.

>> No.19076579

>>19076543
Jokes on you: I'll just buy more shares to drive my average costs down.

>> No.19076587

>>19076529
once this corona shit clears up they should be doing good with cheap fuel and same price tickets

>> No.19076595

>>19076454
It is overly simplistic but the VIX is correlated very strong with put premiums. It would likely remain at a high floor over a long period of decline because you'd remove a lot of the initial overreaction and fear with the "first waves" of put premiums

>> No.19076597

>>19076136

lmao King Nigger

What did people think would happen when they let a Nigger into the White House? Look at where we are today compared to them?

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Not the heckin pupperinos (but unironically). :(

>> No.19076608

>>19076414
4chan is reddit 2.0 now

>> No.19076613

>>19076587
Down to 4k a day compared to 50k+ here

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19076620

TWLO puts look good
missed it today
it swung between $195 and $180

>> No.19076626

>>19076601
chang is staring at those dogs intently.

>> No.19076627

hey smg I'm finally committing to buying some coins, I'm looking at using coinspot? I use AUD can anybody suggest a better platform or am I on the right track?

>> No.19076632

>>19076608
This isn't 4chan

>> No.19076640

>>19076538
Own a few shares. Sold off early morning after crash. Own HTGC also

>> No.19076643

>>19076627
98% of this board is about crypto....why ask us?

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>>19075970
let's go TVIX...make me back the money i lost betting on SQQQ

>> No.19076648

>>19076627
>>>/therestofbiz/

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>>19076578
Trusting anything coming out of the mouth of Boeing.

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has the curve flattened yet?

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>>19076608
This website has been dogshit for the 14 years that I have been visiting it. Still better than 9gag, SA, R*ddit or whatever website people post memes stolen from here on though.

>> No.19076683

>>19076620
what does that company even do

>> No.19076686

>>19076579
Jokes on you, I’m only acting like a bobo to cope with the fact that I’m going to be financially ruined tomorrow

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>>19076394
Ducks are bro tier. I have been spending a lot more time hanging out with them at local pond on account of the rona furlough neetdom.

>> No.19076697

>>19076461
Look man I know you are being optimistic with 3.5 years but I will let you in on a little secret. Airlines will never recover fully. By the time people are traveling en masse again there will be other technologies spearheaded by SpaceX and Virgin Galactic that will allow point to point travel around the globe in 1/10th of the time and 1/2 the price.

>> No.19076698

>>19076627
You can stumble into literally any thread but this and the other two-four stock threads and get a better answer.

Anyone think OXY is worth buying into?

>> No.19076703

>>19076648
>>19076643
because they only screech autistically at each other about link and ignore my question kek

>> No.19076718

>>19076568
I would imagine everything except for moonshots is going to track the broader market if we have a protracted down trend.

Not to say AMD isn’t a solid long term hold, but if everyone sinks over the next few months I don’t see how AMD doesn’t follow suit

>> No.19076723

>>19076579
This. Gimme more qqq, bobos

>> No.19076726

>>19076703
we don't deal with shitcoins here

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>>19076472
>theres just no plan on things going back to normal. get out

you know thats mentally ill? how can things not go back to having airplanes people need to visit their family

im buying united right now

>> No.19076743

>>19076497
>get into

Never left

>> No.19076752

>>19076735
I'd like to wash that gooks face off with warm water and a washcloth

>> No.19076757

redpill me on duckposting

>> No.19076758

>>19076703
ehhhh, I'm an amerilard so i've decided to play it as safe as possible and just use coinbase. There's been too much tomfoolery in the courts for me to want to really dick around outside of the vetted paths. Exposure to BTC and their selected shitcoins is enough for me.

>> No.19076760

>>19076735
Great choice on airline. Pick the one with the most exposure to international travel and worst balance sheet.

>> No.19076764

>>19076735
You won't need to visit your family when your entire family is living in one apartment to pool all your gibs to survive

>> No.19076771

RTX is going sub $50, you fucking sodomites.

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>>19074961
lel

>> No.19076781

another question then, even though its super volatile at the moment, would anyone here be buying ETFs like VAS/VGS and QPON/NDQ at the moment? If I'm moving towards long term investing does it really matter when I buy in? (preferably in a dip I'm guessing)

>> No.19076787

>>19076735
You don't understand what you're buying. Airlines were always a terrible investment. Even United has gone bankrupt in recent history, can you guess how much shareholders got in the process?

>> No.19076789

>>19076735
Southwest or Delta. Anything else is retarded

>> No.19076790

>>19076743
OKE or USAC?

>> No.19076796

>>19075936
asanagi is a god amongst men

>> No.19076800

>>19076771
that's a good thing tho
ready to buy

>> No.19076799

>>19076790
Got bit hard on USAC today, just bought more at close

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>>19076658
Have fun with that. Glad I don't work for the airlines right now.

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19076808

Jerome has the fucking corona...

>> No.19076812

>>19076771
nobody gives a shit except the turbo autist that spam shilled it and the few retards that followed it

>> No.19076819

>>19076799
Someone said USAC was just a pump-and-dump that wasn't worth getting into long-term.

>> No.19076823

>>19074550
Heh my shits at -20 of course I bought bitcoin at the top as well as a shit ton of sqqq also at the top.

>> No.19076824

>>19076799
Same with OKE for me. Got in at 23 and was riding high on my 44% gain and then it went down from 33 to 30 and my gains are now at 25%.

I get a whole share from the OKE tomorrow. Its kinda of nice.

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>>19076806

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>>19076789
im just going off cheap price compared to what they were

those airlines look like they only gonna double up and not triple/quadruple

>> No.19076851

>>19076757
you make the same post with the same picture in every thread until the post gets recognized

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>>19075306
goronabirus :DDDD

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>>19076843
>mfw i see xyz
cunny? duckposting? red dildos? idk

>> No.19076885

>>19076843
Kek woody eyeing the flag while getting mounted

>> No.19076893
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MOMO ARIGATO MR BAGOTAO

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>>19076893

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>>19076893
THE FUTURE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

>> No.19076936

>>19076893
>three indices I don’t care about because They’re not the ones I shorted.

Get this GARBAGE RETARD SHIT out of here. Only a moron bought SQQQ or some shit.

Show me the Russ2k and the vix.

>> No.19076939

>>19076819
It's not good long term, which is why they are offering such high yields, as they are trying to lure in goyim.

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>>19076893
Goddamn it Fauci.

>> No.19076948

>>19076647
How do you get lists? Where the fuck are my lists?

>> No.19076957

>>19076781
>>19076781
You can dollar cost average if you don’t want to guess on optimal entry points, but yes the price you buy at and the price you sell at matter, the difference between the two is your profit.

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>>19076893
*ting ting*
*ahem*

>> No.19076962

>>19076941
Isn't Fauci a boomer? Doesn't he have to retire soon too?
Why would he do this to us, bros?

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if youre unironically shorting airlines in your head rent free

then you must think were going into the dark ages

where your money wouldnt even save you if there was a apocalypse event

at that point you might as well have risked all your moeny

you wont need it when theyre coming to put you your forced vaccinations and microchip

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>>19076848
>im just going off cheap price compared to what they were
>boomer buffet, your king has stated very clearly for years
>"everything costs too damn much"
you might get burned pretty bad. see >>19076787

>> No.19076976

>>19076893
>MOMO ARIGATO MR BAGOTAO
top kek

>> No.19076980

>>19076962
He's 80 and his entire portfolio are shorts

>> No.19076986

>>19076948
how do you don't have it? shit has been out for weeks. next you'll tell me you don't have cash management or fractional shares lmao

>> No.19076989

Hmm,Wisconsin's supreme court ruled the stay at home order was illegal. Wonder how many other states will follow suit and get there's declared illegal as well.

>> No.19076990

>>19076963
Did Sohee gain weight? She looks bloated here
You're an idiot for buying airlines though

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>>19076986
I have all that trash, but I want LISTS. WHERE ARE MY LISSSTSSSSSSSS

>> No.19077000

>>19076963
One thing that you do short are jawbones

>> No.19077009

>>19076962
He's pre-boomer he was born in 1940. The fact that he is older than biden and is able to string sentences together shows you that Biden has something wrong with him.

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>>19076718
AMD and NVidia are part of the Cramer™ COVID™ Coofdex™. Loads a cunts buying new laptops right now for the work from home shit, that means more semis by AMD. And they’re tryna get in them datacenters and shit from what I hear.

Maybe I should go /g/ and actually learn why AMD and Nvidia are so beloved...

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>>19076939
Yeah, but if I get in at a low price and held, wouldn't that work out?

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>>19076777
I made more than you did in 6 weeks chump

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>>19076990

how am i a idiot for buying airlines

i just doubled down

im in it for like 4 months dude im not selling any time soon

you dont think theres going to be more air traffic every month going forward?

what do you think will happen

>> No.19077039

>>19076963
I want to wash her face off with a soft sponge dipped in kimchi juice

>>19077009
old Joe just needs a rest

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>>19077009
Bro... comparing Silent Generation Fauci and Buffett to boomers like Biden and Trump isn’t fair at all. It’s like comparing the average jogger to an Olympian sprinter.

>> No.19077054

>>19077041
rol

>> No.19077057

>>19077012
>why AMD and Nvidia are so beloved
>AMD isn't faggot Incel
>Incel is seriously a fucking faggot
Fuck team blue.
>Nvidia
Not sure why they're loved, I wouldn't get AMD GFX cards yet and probably wouldn't get shit from intel.

>> No.19077080

>>19076939
They've been paying their dividends since 2013 their guidance didn't say anything about stopping it anytime soon. That's a really long "pump and dump"

>> No.19077089

I don't get the hate on RTX. They'll be alright. So what if you paid $60 for it? Dollar average down. Long as that divvy is still getting paid out like clockwork just relax, buy more shares and wait. Sooner or later a few RTX missiles will be landing on some terrorist fucktard's house anyway, shit in the middle east is still nuts.

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>>19077034
Air travel is down 90% which matches the plastic surgery rates of gooks.

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>>19077097
>is down

>is

duh thats why you buy it right now so when people start flying again you can make some $$$

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>>19076999
update your app or check desktop browser? strange that it hasn't rolled out to everyone, pretty sure implementing this garbage was what caused the outage back in march so it should be available to everyone by now. you're not really missing much

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>>19077041
Biden isn't a boomer, biden is pre-boomer he was born in 1942.

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>>19076986
I just got fractional today!!
Suddenly the UI for the web client looks much better as a result. Weird, like they finally let me use the beta after sticking me with alpha for ages.

I have cash management but I never activated it kek. I don’t trust RH with my data and so I never activated it.

>> No.19077119

>>19077034
Bankruptcy.

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amd circa 2010 /g/

>> No.19077130

>>19077119
You misspelled "bailout".

>> No.19077136

>>19077116
how do fractional shares work anyways

>> No.19077138

>>19077104
I wonder if my watchlist is too long and bugging it out. I can't even scroll a quarter of the way down on the website.

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>>19077119
do i keep my stock if someone buys the company???? and merges or something

im serious i dont know anything about this i just yolod like 1k into american airlines and united tho

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>>19077097
kek

>> No.19077160

>>19077116
if you don't daytrade and you keep any amount of uninvested cash with rh you should activate it

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>>19077034
>im in it for like 4 months
this is the stock market, not crypto. your horizons should be set to 5 years by default, unless it's a pure gamble.

>> No.19077178

>>19077152
what is this pic supposed to show

>> No.19077195

>>19077122
Since when was /g/ so based and cunny pilled?? Sauce me up senpai.

>>19077160
I’ve already decided on opening up a TDA account though, might switch my schwab accounts and IRA over and a lot of my RH.

>> No.19077200

>>19077130
>what is GM 2008

>> No.19077204

>>19077178
He's against racemixing I'm guessing

>> No.19077214

>>19077200
Basically both

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also saying that these airlines are going bankrupt is mentally ill

its like derp we shut down your business

yup , thatll make you bankrupt alright.

>> No.19077225

>>19077152
That faggot spammed nigger porn on infinity for months

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>>19076493
Priced in
>>19076497
Brainlet here, I buy to help future self. I read natgaz comes for free when oil drilling. I prefer the banks play

>> No.19077239

>>19077104
I removed all of my watchlist and nothing changed. I will be suing you.

>> No.19077248

>>19077041
Dorothy and blonde chick are hot.

>> No.19077249

SPY now below 280

>> No.19077261

>>19077103
UAL shareholders will be flying out of their windows when they get BTFO

>> No.19077272

>>19077224
>saying that these airlines are going bankrupt is mentally ill
>we shut down your business
>yup , thatll make you bankrupt alright
bro, they have debt that they have to service. That debt isn't going anywhere, even if daddy Trump says no flights. unless they have some kind of major business interruption policy that will pay out, they're pretty SOL. Bankruptcy isn't bad for the US either. Chapter 11 filings will let the business keep operating. check out those louis rossman videos.

>> No.19077276

>>19077142
Well they'll send you documents via e-mail through your brokerage. Giving you options on what to do. Normally it's either a bag of cash for your shares which fetches a nice uptick for you in relation to what you paid for them. Or they do a stock transfer. Via a ratio. So ex: Fox - Dis deal. I owned Fox shares at the time. I got one Dis share in exchange for all my Fox shares. Since I already owned DIS it was "added" to my current position.

>> No.19077279

ahem


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>he thinks airlines will be profitable
raughs

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>>19077248
>Dorothy and blonde chick are hot.
Dorothy and Alma are the hottest*
They’re all hot

>> No.19077317

>>19076394
The fucking champ

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>>19077304
new
>new
>>19077304
>>19077304
new
>new
>>19077304
>>19077304
new
>new
>>19077304
>>19077304
new
>new
>>19077304
>>19077304
new
>new
>>19077304


goodnight friends
good luck tomorrow

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>>19077138
lol
do you have that + next to lists in browser, or a create new list button at the bottom in app? email rh and ask them why your access is gimped

>> No.19077342

>>19077314
that's a $40 bottle of gin she is pouring on her titties it truly is a cyberpunk dystopia

>> No.19077343

>>19077204
>>19077225
The misery of a happa with piss genetics. Some come out good and others make you ask why.

>> No.19077366

>>19077319
Good night anon.

>> No.19077374

>>19077342
Yeah but... it’s sexy tho innit?

>> No.19077425

>>19077319
Really fucking abhorrent shitposting you've done in this thread. I hate TMDX now and have no respect for you.

>> No.19077502

>>19077342
Bombay is $40 now??

>> No.19077660

>>19077314
>bombay
Imagine the smell

>> No.19077729

>>19077425
>1 post by this ID
have sex

>> No.19077909

>>19077729
I hope you get beaten to death so hard that your organs are not salvageable, even by the meme TMDX device you keep shilling.

>> No.19078220

>>19077909
Imagine being upset over posts on this website lel
Fuck off newfag

>> No.19078254

>>19078220
Imagine forcing your shitty duck meme here and then making a thread just to shill your stock. Go be unfunny elsewhere.